1 THE SCItANTON TIUBU.NE FAIDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 30, 1896. GARBONDALE. ln.a1pr! will please noic that advertise ments, orders for Job work, ana items lor publication li'fl ul the e.tabll. Iiim-i" or inunnon Co., newsdealers. North Mam street, will receive prompt attention; ut ilize open from 6 a. m. to 10 p. m.J FUNERAL OF ALEXANDER M'CABE. High MusHofKoquiPin I fclobrulfd at SI. lloso Church. A solemn hich requiem mass w H eluatej yesterday morning at M, Kose lunch, where Kev. J. J. MtCabe, of Avoea. a brother of the deceased, was colel.runt; Kev. W. A. Nealon. deacitr. I'.ev. J. J. c.ritlln, ful-deaeon, and Kev. M V. o Uourke, muster of ceremonies. K. v. V. A. Xeaion rireiichcil the ser mon and mentioned the many excel lent qualities of the deeeased. The following clergymen were pres ent: I. v. .1. J. Henley. riea.mt Mount: J. J. Coroner, Forest City: J. II. Judtre. llawl. y; M. K. I.ynott. Jer myn: T. .1. Omnifont, Arch.ua' U G. HI. Sniouller. olynhnnt; 3. Ij. fchanloy, Dickson; M. 1!. L'olnn, Hunmore; Jaims ii'Hiilly, J. V. Malone, .1. J. Feeiey, I'uniel Dunne. J. A. Moffitt, ll-nry Huike, Seranton; J. I' Jordan, Kenl liam: J. .1. Cm-ran. A. T. UroderioK. Wilkcs-llarre: M. V. Crane, Avoea; J. !'. ilr'eve, O. F. t'uinnln. Geoiue Dixon, l'iltston; James O'MalW. KinKion; T. K. Kieinan. I'nrsons; M.F.O'Kourke, Hi'zleton: It. A. Walsh, Moscow; 1'. J. Coldeii. Williamsroi't. The funeral procession was V"-y laiKe. The Father Matthew society and the Catholie Mutual ISetteflt & fiation attended In n body. Interment wan made in St. Hose cemetery. THOMAS WALKER INJURED. A arrow r&rnne from Vvnlli iu a' .Wines. Thomas Walker was Injured in the Frlsble mine on Wednesday evening by an unusual accident, and narrowly es caped a terrible death. While eiifiaeed on the track lie stum bled so that his hat fell from his head curryinir the lighted lamp directly into a ke of powder that was near him. An explosion followed nnd the tlames Hashed through the narrow chamber. Mr. Walker was not directly over the powder or he could not have escaped with his life. His face nnd head, neck and hands were badly burned. Dr. F. F.. Jenkins was summoned nnd dressed his injuries and he will be cared for at the hospital. Assault I pon John W eiss, A man named Joseph Von Hroskie. of Forest City, was arrested yesterday for an unprovoked assault upon John Weiss. Without any provocation a sioiie was hurled striking Mr. Weiss upon the head, inflicting a severe t ut. A warrant was secured and he will be held for trial. New I'oot Hull Tenm. A new football tenm recently org-in-i:ed Is called the Carbondale Juniors. The team is being coached by .1. M. Forbes and tieorgt! Auiiger, of the Alumni tram. LCCAL AND PERSONAL NOTES. Mirs T.aina Hill, of Seranton, is the guest of friends in town. Mis. C. li. Munn called on friends in Thompson yesterday John Splcer, of Seranton, is being entertained by friends in this city. Mrs. William Lewis is very ill at her home on South Wyoming street. Hubert Tulley w ho has been seriously 111 is convalescent. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Van l'.ergen ex pect to sie-nd the winter in California, Mr. Van Ileigen Is in poor health and it is hoped he may be beuelilted by the change of climate. Mrs. Madge McCawley, of Tremont N. V., has returned home after a short visit w Ith relat ives. Mrs. 11. C. Wheelre., who has been the guest of Scran I on friends, has re turned home. William Fvnns. son of W. II. Kvans, and .Miss Madge Kuddy, daughter of Mr. anil Mrs. Anthony Kuddy, were married Wednesday evening by Kev, i. A. l'laeeal he Methodist parsonage, Miss flrace Smith, of tiarlield ave nue, left for New York city yesterday, She will be absent about two Weeks. Miss Anna Hart, of Cottage street, w ill leave today for a visit with rela tives in New York city Miss Minnie Cowb-s, of Lincoln uve- iiu. Is visiting in IVckvill i!i v. and Mrs. .1. .M. linul, who have been tb:.' guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. I:, Van Itergeii fur several Weeks, left j ' st'-rday for a visit with friends In Kentucky before returning home. J., J. t'regan left yesterday for short visit in Fhilailelphla. Miss Minnie S hater, of Chicago, the guest of Carbondale friends. Mrs. I.ucy Ireland, of Danville, is is Hie guest of her sister, Mrs. J nun. li. Van A little child of Air Masters, is quite ill. and Mib. Harry Mrs. John W. Jones, of South Church street, attended the funeral of the late Hon. D. M. Jones in Seranton. Mrs. Corby and daughter liessie. of Wyoming street, left, yesterday for a visit wnli relatives in Montclair, N. J. .mis. William Smith gave a pnrtv last evening In honor of her guest, .Miss Madge I'yrne, of New York city. Thomas Cory, i.f lilooinsburg, was the guest of .Miss Julia Kilhullcn, Wed- IH'rviu '. Frederick Tonm'ne. flremnn ..r ti. lielaware nnd Hudson wrecking crew. in in in ins nnme on t anaan street. Claranee F. Hose, of Wyoming street who has ben quite ill, is convalescent. l ORIiST CU V, Willie On Ills WaV til school nn W.wl. nesuay aiiernoon, J'atrick, the six year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. l'atrh Mnlia. met with n r.nttifui a. .i.i.n 4i k the outcome of an attempt to get on mov ing una i cars. j trip or mine cars w as in motion on I unison street and little fellnvr thnliirht 1,.. . 1.1 ..... th the cars and ride down to the school house. He could not reach the top of me car ana the result was that he ied was thrown down. The wheel passed over ins toot, completely severing i of his toes and about half of each the Others Ho wan caffl.,,1 . one of and Drs. Dwver nml ltlcileui..a a,,.-. . led. It was necessary to cut each toe on tin little fellow's foot. The operation was a very painful one. which was stood in a manner which was surprising. This accident should be a sufllclent warn- CARPETS FOR FALL Til APE All tlic latest, from a 20c. In grain to the best Wilton. Oil Cloths and Linoleums, all widths and prices. Window .Shades and Curtains, all the' latest novelties. Fancy Nocking Chairs, uphol stored in plush, tapestry and hroc ntelle. Also a tine collection of cobbler scats, and our price al ways the lowest. J. SCOTT Carpets, Wairrarr, t.i 1::'a? 4IS LACKAbVANJu JWi lug t other boys who cannot be kept oft the cars while In motion. Mrs. George Benton, of Carbondale, visited her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Mon roe Taylor, on Wednesday. The funeral of Mrs. Joseph Mayers was held at 2 p. m. on Thursday, ser vices were held in the Presbyterian church. Rev. f B. Kennedy olliciatiug. Interment was made at Hillside ceme tery. Miss Minnie Bowen, of Carbondale, Is visiting friends here. Prof. C. K. Thorpe has made an an nouncement to the effect that a night school for the benefit of all boys who are unable to attend school during the day will commence on Tuesday even ing. 2d Inst. The -funeral of a child of Mr. and Mrs. Clark Stanton was held on Wed nesday. The body was taken to Star- rucca. for interment. Mrs. Fred. Straub is dangerously 111. AKCI1H.VLD. The borough council has decided not to vacate the Callender Gap road In the northern end of the borough, as had been decided upon at a meeting held a few weeks ago. The road is senium traveled upon and because of its loca tion on the top and side of a mountain, it is hard to keep in repair. Believing that It would be a saving to. the bor ough to have the road vacated, the council decided to do so. There was such oppositon to the proposed plan of the council, from the Scott farmers and Jermyn merchants, that in deference to their wishes the project has been aban doned. The road is tile shortest be tween this nnd Jermyn borough and the places on the west side of the moun tain. It has been In use more tnnn thirty years and is the only road run ning over the tracts or coal lanu mat He in the northwest corner of the bor ough. The Bryan and Sewall club held n large rally here last evening. After having a torch light parade through the principal streets, for which the Serenude band furnished music, the cluh assembled at the borough build ing, on the public square, and listened to a Democratic discussion of the is sues of the enmpuign by F. J. Fltz slnmions, Kdward Merrllleld. Herman Ostiums, M. A. MeGinley and John A. Brow n. Prof. K. X. Pnvls has been giving private exhibitions of the wonders or tile ilalz electric machine and Crooke's tube at the public school building. Sev eral photographs of human hands have been successlully token. Prof. Davis has been Interested In a study of H -entgen's wonderful discovery, the X lay, and is the first In this borough to make a demonstration of its marvel ous power. Miss Agnes f) Itoyle. of Plymouth. Is visiting her cousin, Miss Jennie Kear ney, of Laurel street. Mr. and Mrs. P. F. Quinn.nf Minooka, called on friends here yesterduy after noon. ;hi: A'l i:ss or Tin: .wtions liccent I'igurcs Which Challenge Kimland'N Claim to Precedence. From the Xew York Sun. It has been the boast of English men that Queen Victoria, the senior in respect of period of oillclal service among the monaichs of the world, rules over not only a larger erea of national dominion and colonies, but also over a larger numiier or suojeets tnan any other ruler of a government in the world. The British empire, it has been said, extends to every part of the globe. Hnd the sun never sets upon Queen Victoria's realm. The basis of this claim of precedence among govern ments has been found In ligures which give the territorial urea of the British empire as ll.uW.OiH; square miles, and the population of Great Britain nnd colonies us 2M.000.OOU. Following the 1 Si-ltlsh empire, in respect of popu.ut on, came, in the order named, first China, then itussia, the 1'nited States, with Germany and France fol. owing. More recent figures, however, seem to change this, for they show the total population of the British empire (not olllclally computed since the census of lMd) to now be liGT.OOO.OM), while the population of China, or more properly of the Chinese Umpire, by late and authentic tlgures, Is nrj.ooo.ono, or :t,i.- 000,000 greater. Givat Britain In respect of population, theiefore, ranks second to China, and the readjustment of Kngland's sovereignty In Souih Africa is likely, later an, to curtail rather tha i to increase the present claims of the British statisticians. The total popu lation of Kussia, and of Kussian dep n deneles was. by the last estimate made in St. Petersburg. ll.l.ooO.OOo. for a very long time to come Great Britain seems to be assured, without rivalry, or the second place. The present pi.pulutlc n of the I'l.itid States is; noineti.ing In excess of TJ.'ieO.u io, and the position of the 1'nited Stales as fourth in p pula tlon among the countries of the world is not likely to be disputed, either, for many years. Territorially. Great Britian has long made the claim to be llrst among the governments of the world, and th.' Knglish statisticians In bSx.'i made claim to mole than H.ociii.oeo square miles of land under the rule of th" gov. rnir.eur at Westminster. The largest ib m of this prodigious empire was not ephor j India or Australia, but the Northw st . 1 Territory, so called, of North Amor- lea. the sparsely populated and tinpio- ' ductive regions of upper North Amor- ! iea. north of Canada an 1 British Col- ' timlila nnd smith of the Alaska and Greenland line. This northwestern t r- ; ritory stands on the otlicial records of j the Knglish census reports, for ::.."ii.- ' MM) square miles, which if cl dueled ' from Great Brltian's total would put I that empire second anmng the govern- j ments of the world. Itussi.i b. Ing liist. ! The area of the Bosnian Kiiin iv. as ! last computed Is S.iiiio.noo squt.ro m Ics. ! China follows third with 4..oii.noi audi the t'nited State-s fourth with :;.oim.iih ! square miles, exclusive of Alaska. The i total urea of Alaska Is tloo.iMio xtpiaie ' miles, pi- nearly one-tilth as largo (.H ' the 1'nited States. Following iho l'n:t ed States in point of territorial nr.ii comes llinzil, and then the Pn-mli io public and its colonics, which have l,i e.i I increasing nt a lively rate since th1 close of the Franco-German war. Both in Asia and Africa there has be- n a ' great increase In the French col mini j possessions during the past tw.ntyj years, and the popu'atlon of thee col- ' onles (exclusive of Algeria) hes in creased 111 that time from u.OOu.imo to ' 21 ,000,000. ; ai-: ni:i.i.K ami:i. And ( Ifiiiiii-d Unit He Hnd Sold lloro Th tiu All tin- Croud Toarthrr. Worn the lnillamipolis Journal. Hfrently Hcvi-ral drummorn hnppini'J to nn'i't on a tran r-n mute tu In.ll.m niioliH. ami thi-y begun, ns usual, to t-ll of thi'ir business. It hnppi'tii-il that there were num.- bicycle salesmen umunir them. "I strurk u jjreat streak of luck last week." said one of them. "I sold three orders, and it amounted to no wheel." HtliiK the llrst man to boast of his business, he va,i easily outdone by the next, and the third saw the others nnd went some betetr. He ir.l one lirm I .H0U wheels and two other orders amounted M RUO. "You people are not In It." said a small man who had not taken part in the eonversatlon. "I sold one firm 3,)iX) wheels, and they are nil lo b given vay for adertls!nr purposes." What' that! Sold ii.O'Kt wh.eU to be plven it way t What wheel di you sell?" chimed In the other three In ei:otUH. "The 9.000 wheels I snld wi re con tained In 1.10') Wntmbury watebec, which a clothliiK store Is going to jrlve away," Kaid the small man, handing; tier i ' the three r'en nine wliptK f r !l ti" ov " W'. itril uce pti r. I' el.- T r f- r .! i ih. r.est ! o. .i;l "ii... . n.-ihli:-." W1LKES-BARRE. THE TEACHLRS. Kept in (iood Humor By the Instructors--Prof. Bible a favor. te. The institute was opened this morn ing with invocation by He v. L. C. Mur dock, pastor of Parrish street Metho dist Kpiscopal church. The first period was occupied by Miss Mathllde Collin, on the subject "Nature Studies." Dr. Winshlp's talk this morning was on "Child Study." He said he did not believe a child could be studied as you would a plant. The philosophic study of ustronomy preceded the scientific. We have mind study now receiving a great deal of intention and men are giving very much of their time to it. Theie is as In astronomy a common sense child's study. It Is a study which everybody has and nobody knows that he has it until somebody calls his attention to it. The speaker wanted to give a child study talk as far as the common sense of every teachers understood It. The next speaker was Prof. George P. Bible. He said that when he cuine last evening t.i this city be began to wonder where I was at. The city was full, the hotels were full and the citi zens were full of patriotism. And I must ceiif-ss myself to have Incline full of the same spirit. Tile subject of I'rof. Bible's talk was elements of profession. He had no sympathy for a number of the junip-ing-Jaeks claiming to tench elocution, but who were only throwing out ;r lot of outlandish mannerisms, which Is not true eloquence by any means. , ncre is a power in eloquence. Bryan was notiiinati '1 for the presidency because of the power of his eloquence. There is much to learn about expression. Music and painting need form an expression, lu order to please. So with eloquence, without It is given expression it con veys no meaning. Prof. Bible made himself a general favorite. Prof. Kxeell sung "The old Arm Chair." I'rof. Wood closed the fore noon session with a talk on "Business." NEW SUPERINTENDENT. J. 11. Dcchcr of Scriiiitoii Appointed lor I lie Axle Works. J. B. Dcchcr. of Seranton, has been appointed superintendent of the Shel don axle works in this city to take the place made vacant by the death of the late X. P. H. Hnus. Mr. Decher has been superint?nd''nt of the Seranton axle works for sme years, and Is thoroughly capable and competent. He will assume the duties of his new position November 1. Chorus Concert. Memoiial church chorus has a trj.tt In store for Its irlends. On Wednes day evening, Xovombcr 4, the chorus will give a concert and social. Several of the most hcaulif.il part songs ever w ritten will be sung by the chorus un der the leadership of Dr. Mason. There will also be solos, duets and quartettes. Miss Virginia Vortices and Key. Dr. T. C. Kdwanls will give readings. II freshiiieius will lie served free. Ad mission i'.'i cents. Stricken with Paralysis. While viewing the parade from the second story of the court house on Wednesday evening, Mrs. John Smith, of Plttston, was sad. (only stricken wilh pararlysis and fell soeechlcss to the Poor. Dr. liiggins was hastily sum moned and npiillod proper remedies. Mrs. Smith Is u sistor-ln-liiw of Coun ty Commissioner Thomas Smith, nnd although "7 years of age, so robust has she been thut this is the llrst time she has been attended by a physician. HAT CO! 1,1) SHE DO t And She Didn't .Menu to Allow the Company to (Jet the Best of Her. From hc Chieugn Post. She paced excitedly to and fro. Just why she paced instead of trot ting or galloping is a matter that Is di'liciilt to understand, but it Is not un usual for women to pace in novels. "It's too bad, too bad," she suid. Then she continued pacing. "Such a combination of circumstanc es." she declared a moment luter, "is enough to drive one crazy." "What's the matter?" usked her dearest friend. "I received a proposal of marriage from .Mr. Goodlellow this morning," she exclaimed, wringing her hand at the thought that there was no ring to be wrung with them, "anil he sent It by telegraph." "I'v telegraph!" "Yes. i!e was suddenly called away, and he couldn't wail until he came back for my answer, so he telegraphed." "Bather awkward," suggested the dearest friend. "Worse than that." she answered. "1 might have forgiven the awkward ness, but he wanted me to telegraph my answer." "Oh, dear. I never would hnve the courage to take such a message into a telegraph oilii-e and watch the clerk count the words." "Well. I didn't like it. but f might have overlooked that." "What was the trouble, then?" "Why, try as hard as I might, 1 couldn't put an acceptance Into exact ly too words. Might was the nearest I could rot to it. ami It was hard work to make it eight." "Vi M. what did you do?" "oil. there was only one thing for in to do. so far as I could see. found I could put i refusal lino exac tly ten. nnd I eiUier had to do that or let tin m- pitny beat me out of two words. If h dm sn t gel angry and marry someone else before he get.-i my letter explaining n atters it will be all ritiii. but. if ho dees--" She wrung her hands neain and con tinued to pace. Ill It Vii'.K'HT IN MOO OTI'. I nv Vinl. tori Who is Saul in ho Mnrlh Seven Millicm. Ml.-s Kwith '.il'ii H just f ill, ii hi ir to $;.o started an InterestiiiK an uptown club t tic oilur v nli,(. "A young wonuin worth S..im) Is a modi i n i reluct." taid on man. Such an heiress would have been pi actic.'.lly impossible a century iiko. Ii you re number the rtory of the "I'me Tree SShiHitiR'"' how a New York rich man lie live I on Lulnht Hired. I den a fashionable tlioiouijlifare ttave hi daughter her weight in silver a her weddinR portion? Tie gift creat -! a sensation, but probably more because of the dramatic way of frlvinp than because of th.- amount. If I".s Col lins should be place:! in nc side of a pair of "cu es. In the r.ihcr s-I :e of which i her IT.il'HM'iKi w re pl.cd. U pjie K .Id, the old "Tine Tree j5ntl!i..n" story would be cllseour.t'.d. 'Mian C dl n weighs ahi ut i;j pojin's. or i!)J .u ict-r. An ounce of put. pi 1 1 is worth i'2'K an ounce of coin cold V.'e will assume that fv-r fortune is in puie Kold. It would weifcli 2-VI.O00 runee.. or n-.ore than 1S t!:n-s as much as th. woman who hes fallen h' ir to it. The loulJ ff lv r onto the ninles a mi..--, all her livit'T relatives, aid still rot form a Rinup li ay ci.oocli to M?.i down her fortune. Why. I fur.ey th it in paper money it would welqh more thnn the does." Some one brought a tiny pair of let ter scales, and enough bills were p!l:d on It to welch an ounce. It was found that there were Just 20 of them. Thus an ounce of $1 bills Is worth exactly as much as an ounce of pure gold. "Why. If the srsles wr til d w th 1100 bills, ?5.1S4.00O would weiph as much as Miss fYl'lin does." rontinit'd the f-perl-er. t vn II leivj ?2 - f-KiC -lit ! i ' ko : ;1 ' r i f e I I s .' !: a Y il t-l-er h r v.-:c.i .. j liil L.r.s. lotk WoilX -11 E HAD HIM ANCHORED. tin Wife Had Taken Stera Measarea to Reprove ilia Laiiuens. From the Detroit Frt Press. He was known to the community as "Ole Man Scraggs," and was noted for toe uiuouut ut work he aid not do. Hie village hotel was his favorite loaf ing place, for the reason, perhaps, that it was here that the man who lavishly asks everybody to have a drink is most frequently encountered. His wife had expostulated with him and tried to make him sign the pledge, but with out avail. He had not even the virtue of Hip Van Winkle. He would not go so fur as to promise. In a spot on the porch where the sun filtered through some vines just enough to make the temperature high enough for comfort able slumber, he was dozing the after noon away with the small of his back in the seat of his chair. His pose was that of beatltiu indolence. "Hello, Scraggs," said a. drummer who frequently visited the town, "have a drink?" He lunged forward from the chair ami stocoed with a violent jerk. An expression of dismay came over his face. He tugged with all his might at his right foot, but it did not budge. "Help! Help!" he yelled. "Send the doctor! I am paralyzed." "What's the matter?" usked for the drummer. "Is your foot asleep?" "That foot can't go to sleep." he answered, as he looked wildly uroiind. "It's made of wood. I've got n wooden I'-g, but this is the llrst time in my life it ever refused to walk when any body said 'liquor.' " The landlord aoueared at the door and asked indignantly, "What's the matter here? Somebody having delir ium tremens?" "I don't know," answered the drum mer. "Whatever it is, It's something serious. I Just asked Scraggy to come in and have a drink and he can't get to the bur room." The landlord's countenance assumed a' broad grin. "Your wife was here uhoui twenty minutes ago," he re marked. "What's she done?" inquired Scraggs. "Put a conjuring trick on me?" "No. She looked you over and took a ten-penny nail out of her pocket and a hatchet from under her arm. 'I'll fix him,' says she. 'He don't ever come home, and I'll give him some excuse to like the place so well.' Just then a customer culled me Inside, but I heard her hammering away fro dear life," "By glory!" Scraggs ejaculated as ho got down on his available knee to In spect the reluctant foot more closely. "I'm spiked to the spot. She's gone and drove a chunk of Iron right through one of the Hnest feet that ever came out of the shop. It's a wicked piece of vandalism, that's what it is. Go inside, fellers, and don't wait for me. Leave me out In the cold world, the victim of a woman's perfidy." Then as a new thought struck hem, he ex plained: "She didn't go dow n-stairs, did she?" "No." "That's one comfort. She didn't clinch It on the other side, nnyhow. Go on Inside," he repented, waving his hand tragically, "and leave me to work out my own freedom. All I ask Is that you'll send me a chisel and a hammer, and niebbe, in the course of time, if the Invitation holds irnnd, "I'll drag my millntered remains In and drown some of my sorrow In the flowing bow I. WEALTHY HOTEL POKTEII. One Who Has Accumulated u Fur tunc ol t .00,000. Krom the Denver Times. Joe Cleminotis came down from Ward camp on Saturday and was a visitor at the Colorado Mining Stock Exohang" today. He came to Denver for the pur pose of receivlns an option payment on the Morning Siar mine at Ward which has been bonded to Denver par ties through a Mrs. lrtvln, of Boulder, the purchase price being $75,000. This property has been producing steadily for the last two years, and Mr. Clem- mona has received the full benefit of all revenues from lessors, the property having been worked altogether on the leasing plan. When the Windsor hotel yvas opened Joe Clemmons wus Installed head port cr, and held that position for thirteen years. He took much Interest in min lug matters and had a prospecting out lit in every new camp In the state, and finally drifted Into Boulder county. After working a property at James town for a while he bought out the lease on the Morning Star, and later secured a bond on It. The mine gave evidence of good management, the party from whom he had bought th lease having sunk $10,000, so that Joe has ninde It pay In production over J-.'OO.ooo. This sum has placed the old Windsor head porter in clover. Constipation Causes fully half the sicklies in Hie world. It. retains the digested food too Ions hi the bowels unil produces liiliAutiicss, torpid liver, ludl- Ki-.uioit, I'iiil Uuue. ouuif tl tmiitui". sick luMilai'lie. In noiiuiU, i-lc. Ilouri' I'llN mriTiit.Miiutimi and all 114 ri-sulw.eusil) aiiililinroiilily. '.'jo. AUilriiguisl. I'ri'ivri-d liy t I. Ilooil & Co.. I.owt ll. M:m. I'lic only I'iiU tu Uku Willi lluud'i Siirauiui illu. Hoods Pills HBrsjBB. GBl'SETO-WPil 607, 603 AND 609 Corner YVas!iiii; toii Avenue and TblVe fKirtTCRT RAIlTffOT.OW PRO. FKSSoK of MATKI'.IA MKMIi'A, tiKS KUAI. THKnAI'Ei'Tli'S. and HYtUKXK of JKKKKIISoX AIILirAI. COLL.KGK of riii:adel,hia. atd in his last work on medical el-ftr!i-iiy: "The time la not f:ir off when electricity for mnlie.il uc will t ike the pi ice of many limits with the fame phenomenal success thut has marked ..,-.,-c of thi seier.re In the movinir ,.f ran llclitinc of streets and houses nnd It was in 17.) tor !enerm ,' ' Ilscovere I th action nt iralvanisni on the n -rves ty experiment- mat uni. - I ne op a f'oc. For HA yar jalvanum has ocinllnueil to grow in prominence as a c ure for iiwei-e 1 1 KT IT PR TH'iROfllltl.T fXDTCrt- eTi'r that Dr. tSreen ' a ara l'lal" In meiHcine snl pharmacy. h hs p:eeribc l for thoiisanls of patients who have never hsil an apelieailon of electricity, hut ex perlerce nl stiely has convinceil him. aa it hus Marton. Ho-kn-'H. Ma.o- ar.l o'h--rs of t.ron-incncc lhat el"ctr!r-y Is the Vix: I'V ME!!fAI. RKMR'UKS. Hear In mini! 'hut pronr eloetrlcol treatment, with tlrst-class appliances, is XOT PAIN FVi If von wish ti know the restilt of Tr. Oreei 's treatment fo Ht h'imatim write to K. K. Bostlck. 'o7 East Ciimberlanit ttcet. PhllaiielT'i. Pa., or care Seabury ft Johr.son, New York. Dp. Green's EIecfroTherapeiifi( Institute, 607, 603 and 609 Mean Building, Seranton, Pa. Ekvater umf wa4 Night Opra Irsss a. ta. U u ! isj.a.Uip.m.s 7. jo p.tx. to p.m. A CRY OF WARXIX3. " I suffered fbr years and years with romb and kidney trouble in their worst forms. "I had terrible pains in my abdo men and back ; could hardly drag myself around; had the 'blues' all the time, was cross to every one ; but l.ydia E. 1'inkham's Vegetable Compound has entirely cured tne of all my pains. " I cannot praise it enough, and cry aloud to all women thut their suffer ing is unnecessary; go to your drug pist ami get a bottle that you may try It anyway. Von .owe this chance ol recovery to yourself." Mns. .1. Stex Attn, 2-18 Amber St., Kinsingsloa, Vhilu,. l'u. TAELQRIN We Are Still at It Makiug suits at prices the people of Seranton never heard of before. Our trade increases from week to week for these reasons : We sell cheaper. Our fits, in even the cheapest suits, are not surpassed in Seranton at an)' price. We cut, fit and make all our own goods right here in Seranton, and we are the only people making garments at any where near our prices that do this. Suits from $14.00 lo SUMK). Pants from $3.00 up. W. J. DAVISi '"caiieu'ulFdlnB."' E. Lager Beer Brewery Manufacturers of the Celebrated CAPACITY) 100,000 Barrels per Annum THE ROOMS I AND 2, CQTi'LTH B'L'D'G, SCRANTON. PA. made at moosic and ru6h dale: works. LAFI.IN & RAMD POWDER CO'S ORANGE GUN POWDER r.loctrir rn'torimt, Klwl.-ir -'.xir rliri. f .- ex lilmliuK 1. iu.li, Sni'tv Kit.1!, :rid Ecpauao Chsmicdl C). 's Kltltl EXPLOSIVE.7 KIC POWDER CO iiiSMEJ MEAR3 BUILDING Sprtuc Street. Seranton, I'eiin-i. The best ' referenced no ehar?p for con sullalk un Institute equipped with the Intest ui hi.'vement.H Jlui io.i, Kdl jii, Itiinney. Ito'-kwcll. ;4 Urcle. McInto!i and others. iOieotro Sl.4!c Machines. iS.ii vnnle. Kara die, Slinisoi i:i I (.Magn"ti?). tliilvano Vautcrlcs, and electrodes of ev ery description. We have the finest X-Kay apparatus male. With electi-icltv lis a basis o' fentment i we sre ticccssful In cases of Tic'ima''". i i'oot. Paralysis, Kcrcma. Tumors, Sk'n I TrouMes, Inillitestlon. Pyspepsln, the V. artli i of Muscles, I'nn Creelatlon, nml all Xervoi:s 1!fivs for which electricity ! I loliP so mifh of late. The !loo1 riot ranslr.it Apoplexy nml Paralysis can he illssoivert sn t cnrrleil sway by proper application of Halvunism ami Kars'lim. Cures of Catarrh are belne made by the Inhala'lon of ozone from the Klcctro-statis me chine. We mlRht mentlor humlrerls of troubles hich are amenable to electric treatment, but space rill not permit. lr. fSrecn treats nil rases nmenahle to electrical treatment. Is a ursiluate anil ox perloncMl iiractltioner of n"'llclne. has th best of references, ami will charge noth Ire for eonsulatlon. Those who cannot call should write for Information. , Watch This Space For Our Special Announcement Tomorrow's Paper. R. W. WESTCOTT. JR DIRECT IMPORTER 503 finO 502 L1CXBWANH KERR'S Our Bargains for this week are great in Carpets, Rugs. Draperies, Upholstery Goods, Window Shades, Easels, Screens, Linoleums, Oil Cloths, Mat tings, Carpet Sweepers, Etc. Largest Stock. Finest Assortment. We Invite In spection, We Urge Comparison. Read all of the bargains advertised, then come to our establishment and you will find everything here, quality for quality. AT LOWER PRICES. IS. G. KERR, Opp. Main Entrance to Wyoming House. THIRD NATIONAL BANK. OF SCRANTON. Special Attention Given to Business and Per sonal Accounts. Liberal Accommodations Extended According to Balances and Responsibility. 3 Interest Allowed on Interest Deposits. fHiaiuiiitiiaaiBiiBiBiiiiiiiiiiBiiiiBiiiiiiiesiiiiBiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiuuiiiiii iLOOK EVERYWHERE 1 ml 5 S hcti you (jo shniiiii! get the Lest don't lie persuaded by plaus- s U ililc arounicnts. Hun t luiy fur li icndsliip's sake. Don't pay out a E S3 penny until you arc sure. Ii's fur better to spend a little time in find- s ing ihe best than to spend dus regretting that you hadn't bought at g n the best store. SS 3 , W I If You I Wish to Shine art S Among )our circle of friends you 5 should wear goml well made well fitting Clothes You ran. S Wc make it easy for you pay a mm S little at a time. I Suits, S7.50, $9.00, $10, Overcoats, 6.50, 8.50, 10. s 225-227-218 V I ) mi -tl,Ps On Creiit, CM0&J S Too. i : DiuiiniiiiiiiiiiiiKiiiiiiiuniuiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiHiiiiiiiiiiiniiiii in OF ORIENTAL RUGS. AVENUE. SCR1NT0H," PI Established 1873 SON & CO., 408 LACKAWANNA AVENUE. READY FOR SALE Now 50 Kockers this style, up- S holstercd in plush, brocatclle and SJ and velours extra larje size, made S up as prod as any 5io rocker. 8 togany Polisb Finish, a- $4.98 Lace Curtains and Otber Hangings On Credit, Too. Wjcmiog Avenue a g i 1 fell " 1 glj S