THE 8C11AHT02? TRIBUNE-MONDAY MORNTtfCt ' JULY 22. 1895.
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WILRES'BnRRE.
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tThe '.Tribune haa'openr l t t-r.nch eft
goo a No. Laniu- ba'.l.!!nit. l'uhlic
Square, Wtlkes-Barrt, for the transaction
of -business.. The pubUfher propose to
extend the circulation of The Tribune In
- Wllkee-Barre and surrounding towns,
arid to that end wii present a very com
plete department of Luzerne county new.
or success In this -undertaking depend
"jce is placed solely upon the superiority
of The Tribune aa a purveyor of all th
news of the day domestic, foreign, local,
commercial and financial. The general in
terests of the people of Wllken-Bnrre anil
the Wyoming valley will have In The Trib.
tine an earnest advocate, editorially and
itherwlae.lt Is the purpose of the pub
lishers to iasue a newspaper as valuable
to the general puhllo as the metropolitan
(tallies, and delivtfr It to the people
throughout northeastern Femsylvunia
from three to five hours- earlier than thev
Philadelphia and New York papers can
reach them.
V IN TROUBLE AGAIN.
A Had Scranton Woman nadly Worries
Mayor Nichols.
When Mayor Nichols made his first
raid on houses of lU-fame he closed up
the establishment of Madamo Brandt,
wboftad emigrated toerv when Scranton
became too warm for. her. She skipped
out, aa was Jiopdfor all time. Hut
one day last w-k-h quietly skipped
back -to W$e-trre again, rented a
rathervpretetitVius dwelling on Wash
Jmrton Btneet," "anA -was preparing for
business when ithe facta came to tho
nothw of the mayor. On Saturday the
rntnlon of ' law, .'.'prJer and morality
pdwnc6d) down on he establishment and
took madam , tfr police headquarters.
'W'hen brought face to face with th In
dltrnanit mayor ahe had little t-i say.
5fcH't .q bemoan tha sad fate that was
overtaking: her wherever she went.
Tha '.nayor atJ he would glw hor
just flvo hours In which to pot out of
tow"n, -arnj if she w found within the
limits" of this munk-ViHty at the ex
piration of that time ho would send her
to Jail and keep her there as lonir as h-
could. Madam Accepted the situation,
nd In half the tins granted was en
Iter way to Scranton, promising never
to KturA,to. tbe. highly moral city of
Wilkes-Barre.
.
wanted-a Large hotel.
Ko Prospect That One IV ill Be Erected ia
WUkes-Barrc.
The pressing need of more hotel ac
commodations In this ctty Is felt more
and more every day, ' but there Is no
move tn the direct km of a new hotel.
If a large convention of any kind should
be held here the Influx of strangers
could not possibly be provided for. This
Is a remarkable condition of things (or
a cHy of 40,000 people. It is a fact that
the city of Carbondale, with less than
a third the population, can provide
more people with good hotel accommo
dations than WUkes-Barre. The same
is true- of such- towns as Alleniown,
Bethlehem and Eastern. .
It ia surprislns; that some enterprising
capitalists from Scranton or elsewhere
have not before this taken advantage
of the opportunity, secured a site and
utim0ST EXPENS1VE5H0BT
STORY EVER PUBLISHED.
IT WON THE CAPITAL PRIZE OF
OOO.0FFERED BY TH1
shlf .
ErmTLEDTnOXOFICgi
f - I
tOUIAtNS
MILT BE
Irican
- g)iK: (Iff mm
JZrrO '-( lijjnrqrs if'Trwar
commenced the erection of a large ho
tel In this city. There might not be
millions In It, but there would be a 10
op 13 per cent, return on the money
Invested. If the proper kind of building
were erected and placed tn the hands of
proper oven.
POLITICAL POINTS.
Th Democratic lTlmarlcs oa-Saturday.
pTobnMo Winners.
From this time until next November
politics will occupy more of the atten
tion of the people of -Lucerne thain any
other topic. On Saturday the Dem
ocratic primaries were hold, but there
was much loss excitement than la cus
tomary on ruch occasions, and In a ma
jority of districts a llffht vote was
polled. The county ollloes to be tilled
this year are jude. sheriff, recorder of
deed, controller and some miir ones,
William S. MoLean appears to be the
favorite candidate for t'he Judgeship,
but the other aspirants may make com
mon cause against hltn and -bring about
his defeat. A powerful clement In the
l-Vmooraoy have an old .pruitffe against
AIoLean and they may improve this
opportunity to gratify their revenge.
II I! !!
The contest for the nomination of
rherlft 'will be between IVtter wml
Sutton, with the cha-noes about equal.
For th other ..HHvs there are a num
ber of asplr.inn-. 'but there l little- in
the result of the delegate elections to
im.livi.ite who the favorites are. In
fact, the primaries attracted little at
tention. (Many Ivmooratw are opposed
to m.iklnir a eomination for Jude tn
a."!iiueh as two of tho Judges are lm
eor.xts. and they seem to thlidt th.it
their county ticket would be materially
Honsttu-ned by con.ct.dlng the third
judge) to the lteimbllcans without a
o Mn. est.
II II II
The Republican are warming up as
tV day for holding the primaries ap
pr ;:chcs. The adherents of Senator
Qim are greatly diyplrlttil by the suc-c--.e9
everywhere of the Hastings men,
and appear to have practically given
up t'he light except in the Second Legis
hi.ive district, whore ex-Congressman
Shur.k is exerting himself In the Inter
es; of the senator, and Is eald to be
dolt? earnest work. All the indica
tions, however, point to a solid Hast
ings delegation from Luzerne. The
laic.?: scheme of the Qttayltes 1 the
putting forward of the threat that if
Quay !- 'beaten he will defeat the pas
sage of the bill for a government build
ing in Wll'ies-Barre. Tha.t threat will
make more votes amlnst Senator Quay
than tor him. Tt has already injured
hint materially In Wllkes-llarre.
li II II
As the situation stands today Walton
Garrison, of Phlckshlnny, will receive
the Republican nomination for sheriff
an 1 he will make an exceptionally for
midable candidate. He is a clear able
and honest man and very popular per
sonally. II II II
If the Republican' attorneys of the
Luzerne bar had the selecting of the
candidate for Judge they would un
V-. .
noVelis
' fk M.
AVim ATinni with
DbuJb
the
fl's I -V
doubtedly name Lyman Hake Ben
nett for that honor. He admittedly
possesses more of the peculiar qualities
which marked Judge Ktcea great ca
reer on the Luserne bench than, either
of his competitors. The contest for the
nomination Is between iMessrs. Uennett.
Halsey and Wheaton, with the odds In
favor cf Bennett.
Mast Pay I'p.
A Parsons man has been making a
business of Impounding cows belong
ing to other people that were running
at large. The owners of the animals
resented such proceedings and brought
suit against him. Twenty-four of the
Injured owners recovered Judgment for
Ave dollars each, and two who claimed
their cows -were injured brought suit
to recover $100 damages. The I'arsons
man la now trying to raise the money
to settle.
PERSONAL.
lr. Taylor and Pr. Stewart and At
torneys McCllntock and ltedTord are on
their way to Europe, having sailed last
Wednesday.
Mls9 llcit.tle Lnclar has returned from
a two weeks' visit at the summer resi
dence of lr. Uullard at 'Lack Eden,
Susquehanna county.
Major Wrlpht and family are so
journing nt Heaoh Haven, New Jersey.
Kev. Father MelMahon, cf Philadel
phia, Is sojourning at Harvey's Lake,
as the guest of Kdw.ln iiaikln.
Joseph Weltzenkorn. of the firm of
Weltzenkorn Urothers, will sail for
Kuropa tomorrow. The employes of the
Arm have presented him with a fine
field glass.
O. 1. Johnson, of this city. Is a candi
date for state councillor of the Junior
Order American Mechanics. The con
vention will ho held at iMcKeesport in
September.
Hon. H. W. Palmer -and diaughtcr are
at the White Sulphur Springs, Vir
ginia, for a few weeks.
Sir. nd Mrs. A. J. Davis sailed for
Europe last week.
JUST ABOUT THE TRUTH.
From the Post-Express.
Nearly all the periodical writing In the
country Is done by about a score of people,
who have reputation nnd facility, and
who are called upon with unfailing regu
larity to discuss all manner of topics.
The literary du vices, the opinions, the In
formation, of these old hacks are fa
miliar to the great public which Is utter
ly Weary of them. An Intelligent reader
who picks up a new magazine or a review
and tinds a paper by one of these mental,
moral, literary and political hash ma
chines, seldom thinks of glancing at It.
He knows beforehand what It will con
tain. He can tell precisely what statistics
will be set forth, what authorities will
be quoted, what fullicles will be used
and what lessons will be Inculcated.
Too Mediocre.
From Truth.
He Won't you be my wife? I have pad
dled my own canoe for years and feel
sure that I could support you.
She Cnnoe! Nonsense! If you had said
you had sailed your own yacht for years
I might have considered your proposal.
JWSFD
m no
mm,
Valley.
PITTSTON.
Tks PUtston office of ths Scranton
Tribune has been opened by H. W. eraser,
agent, at No. t Williams street, whare con
tribution of news, complaints of non-delivery,
orders for Job work of all descrip
tions, should be addressed and regular
subscriptions received. Advertising and
subscription rates cheerfully submitted.
Those cobbles on Main street that
have have so long a time been an eye
sore to merchants and all who have an
Interest In the wellfare of Pltston, ars
being moved. On Saturday three teama
were employed drawing them to out-of-the-way
places. The nest Is the pav
ing. We undestond that the Barber
Asphalt company Is ready to commence
this work, but that some of the prop
erty holders still adhere to the old
cobble atones. The present financial
strain of wtvich the people of Plttston
now complain would be much- relieved
If the city officials would compel more
cleanliness about, not only the Main
street, but the back streets and alleys.
There 4s, it has often been demon
strated, no Incentive to trade so great
as a neat, clean appearance. Will our
city fathers make a complete revolu
tion In this respect, or will we still con
tinue to live In our present filthy condi
tion. Tickets for the Wllkea-Barre Press
club's excursion to Delaware Water
Gap on Wednesday, July 24, over the
new route of the Wilkes-Bar re and
Eastern railroad can be purchased at
the Plttston office of the Wilkes-Barre
Record.
William H. McMillan was recently
elected to succeed his father, the late
Hon. J. !. 'MciMllhtnt as president of
the -New York and Plttston Coal com
pany. Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Owens and Mr.
end Mrs. W. Q. Thomas attended the
laying of the corner atone of the Con
gregational church at Plains last
Thursday. j ,
Plttston Business Directory.
FOB FIRST-CLASS PLUMB1NQ CALL
on Wright A Co., 97 South Main street.
A new range for sale or exchange; also
second-hand household goods, bought or
sold.
AVOCA.
Yesterday morning at her home In
West Avocai occurred the death of Mrs-.
Bridget iMcHugh, after a lingering Ill
ness, leaving her husband and five
children. Deceased wats a wonvaini of
exemplary character and. her demise
will be mourned by her many frleiil.
Funeral announcement lafer.
Mev. and Mrs. J. R. Wagner Iiave re
turned home after spending a few days
with their son t Chenango Bridge,
iN. T.
The Epworth league of nine sub-district
embracing the several leagues In
this vicinity will hold a basket picnic
on Lincoln Hill FTlday, Aug. 2.
iMr. and Mrs. Perry and Mrs. Larra
bee, of Susquehanna county, are being
entertained by iMr. and iMra E. C. Kel
lum, of Lincoln Hill.
Mr. and 'Mrs. Frank Flock, of Wilkes
Barre, spent Sunday with Mr. SS. A.
Flock.
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Webster have
returned home' after spending a week
with friends ini Forest City.
Mamie, the 10-year-old daughter of
IMr. and Mrs. John Kearney, of West
Avocai, died Saturday morning after a
lingering Illness. Deceased was a
patient sufferer, having been a victim
to spinal trouble caused by a fall a few
years ago. Funeral will take place
tihie afternoon at 3 o'clock. Interment
at St. Mary's cemetery.
Patrick Sander, formerly of this
place, but now of Wilmington N. J., is
visiting his aunt, Mrs. L. E. O'Brien.
Attorney Paul J. Sherwood; who re
cently purchased an Interest Ire the old
Stark tract In and around iMoostc. has
sold out a part of his Interest in the
fame to James Butler, of iMooslc. Mr.
Sherwood reserved his Interest In lots
heretofore sold by Stark heirs. The In
terest which he purchased never has
been conveyed away. Property own
ers who have purchased lots and built
homes thereon are now belnlg asked to
settle with Mr. Sherwood for his Inter
est therein', and where they refuse
ejectment suits will Ibe Instituted. Mr.
Sherwood Is treating the people kindly,
however, and nearly all of those ap
proached are settling with him.
Andrew Decker Is visiting his son.
George, of Menhoppen.
Misses Lizzie Hlnes aiml Cell Mc
Olyinn are visiting friends In Jermyn.
Michael Callahan, an old and respect
ed citizen of this town, died last even
ing. His death was due to paralysis.
He Is survived (by two sons. John and
Michael. Funeral announcement later,
ENGLISH A LA JAPANESE.
An Enffllnh teaoher In a .tanonina
school has given for publication this
essav on the whnlo -nrrlttan hv
Jap boy: "The whale live In the sea and
ocean of all the country. He 1s a largs
and strong In among of kinds of all the
fish, and Its length reach to ninety foot
rrom seventy foots, and Its color almost
Is a dark, and be h'na a larva honrf
When swim In the up water he Is so
large as Island. When struck the water
on angry he 1s so voice as ring great
deal thunder. If he danced make the
storm without winds, and also blow the
water almost lay down the fog on the
weather. His the form Is proper to
live, for his front less nutltA hlo-hsr mil
afterlegs Is no, and the tails 1s a Hire
that on en on the un mtum. mnA h
mouth have no leaves, but have leaves
that la a hard narrow beard as with
horns. His body though Is fish, but
he 1s not a flsh, but he Is not fish,
but Is creatures. His leaves Is named
wnaienieavea. The men, make the
everything wHh It. Knn va n
even or eight month from four or five
montn, tne wiwnaies-men catch on the
sea or ocean. Ha mav llv on h. aa.
of North-sea-way or -nve Island, of
niinuu un mgen country in Japan.
Written by T. Hlrakawia. P., . Ths
tell of the what la more but I do not
know fully to tell."
NO DANGER.
From tht Cleveland Plain Dealer.
John-Do you really believe. Maria, that
It will be as bad In the next century as
these Jokers say- '
Marla-What? , -. ? .,,
"Oh. that tha xitui ,iu fc.
tbinge and the men will have to stay at
"And whatr
"Do the housework-the cooking" .
"Not a hit nt Ht Vnu
fears that woman WIN aver get to be that
big a fool. Bhs ha to satl" ... ;! ? ..
Wanted to tWw.
aitkJtH. ali-t TK.C. MM. l.
best clocks we have in the store. It
goes sign says wrtnout winding. '.v Hay-
tuAJtl that BAt If nr 1am a .-
she'll go when you do wind brt"-Har-
DISTRESSING
DISEASES
OPtHB
SKIN
Instantly
Relieved
aac
Speedlly
Cured br
Hfim film Tmiiiiii
Warm baths with Ounce. Bur, ratl ppH.
caUoat of CUTicca. (olMOMOt), nd silld flow
ot CUTtcOBA IUtoLTSKT (tlia HI blood psiuler)
vmM. RritUk dMli r. N-a.
avau al. VOBP., 4IH ITOD.t tttalOM, U. B. A
HUMOROUS EPIGRAMS.
Swift vindicated poets from aspersions
concerning their Intelligence In the fol
lowing lines, probably Inspired by a sim
ilar quatrain In the French of Saint
Marthe: Sir, I admit your general rule.
That every poet Is a fool;
Hut you yourself may serve to show It,
. That every fool la not a poet.
Pope was, probably, our greatest master
of epigram. Here Is what he has to say
about the ordinary ruck of versifiers:
And moon-struck poets midnight vigils
, keep, ,
Bleeplesa themselves to give to others
sleep.
He himself did not escape being the sub
ject of joculur epigram. It being con
sidered that tie did not give stitliclent
credit to Browne, who, as he admitted,
"worked ten whole years with him" In
translating Homer's "Odyssey," a con
temporary, John Henly, wrote:
"Pope came off clean with Homer; but,
they say,
Browne went before and kindly swept the
way."
In the way of mock epitaphs we have
the still more severe one penned by Dry
den: Here lies my wife! here let her liel '
Now she's at rest, and so am I.
Coleridge's reference to a vocalist was
even more personal:
Swans sing before they die; 'twere no bad
thing
Did certain persons die before they sing.
An unknown wit thus contemptuously
speaks of opera:
Opera, like a pillory, may be said
To nail our ears down and expose our
head
And here Is Carrlck's unkind estimate of
Sir John Hill, a physician and dramatist;
For physio and farces his equal there
scarce Is;
His farces are physic, his physic a farce
is.
Now, ladles for your side of the case.
You are Indebted to Theodore Hook for
the following dlatrlbo concerning the un
fortunate marriage of a Miss Honeyi
- This pair In matrimony
Go most unequal BnaokjJ i
He gets all the honey
And she gets all the whacks
The marriage of pale-faced lady to a
red-nosed husband Inspired the muse of
an observant poet thus:
Whence comes It that In Clara's facs
The lily only has its place?
Is tt because the absent rose
Has gone to paint her husband's nose?
Characteristics, feelings and emotions
have all been the themes of humorous epi
gram. A hypocrite is thus castigated:
Joe hates a hypocrite which doth show
Self love Is not a fault with Joe.
GLOOM PREVENTATIVES.
A dog was advertised to play on a piano
at a circus. Wihen the time came for tho
dog to perform he got on a seat and be
gan playing. Suddenly a wag In the
crowd shouted "Rats!" upon which tho
dog bounded oft the scat. But the piano
kept on playing. Minneapolis Baptist.
A teacher In an Aroostook (Me.) school
was hearing her elementary class In phy
siology the other day. "What's the first
step toward the digestion of the food?"
she asked. Up went the hand of a
black-haired little fellow, who exclaimed,
with eagerness: "Bite it off I"
"You are right in It," remarked the
whalo to Jonah. "You bot I am In It," was
the answer. "And what Is more. If I am
not out of It In less than a week I will give
you the biggest case of appendicitis on
record." The sequel Is history. Indian
apolis Journal.
The Ease of It: George (nervously)
"I'd like the best In the world, Kitty,
to marry you, but I don't know how to
propose." Kitty (promptly and practical
ly) "That's all right, George. You've
finished with me; now go to papa." De
troit Free Press.
Papa "Where Is your mamma?" Lit
tledaughter "I link she has gono to
Mrs. De Fashion's 4-o'clock tea." "Did
she say so?" "No; but I heard her say
she wished Mrs. De Fashion was In Hall
fax, an' she went out about 6." New York
Weekly.
Sunday school teacher "Why did the
naughty children mock the prophet Kll
sha when he went up the hill?" Little
Johnny "Because he had to get oft his
wheel and walk." Chicago Record.
Tommy "Paw, what Is the board of
education?"
Mr. Flgg "In the days when I wont
to school tt was a pine shingle." Indian
apolis Journal.
"The thief who broke into my shop last
night," said the false-hair merchant, "re
minded me very much of a firecracker,"
"How was that?" asked his friend. '
"He went oft with a bang,"slghed tho
hair merchant. Harper's Bataar.
THE BIBLICAL TREE.
THB
. Bible con-
' tains 1.560,480
letters, -8lo,9r
. words, 11,175 verses,
1189 chapters and fid .
books; longest chapter Is
the 118th Psalm; the short
est and middle chapter Is
the imh Psalm; the mid
dle verse Is the 8th of the
U.th Psalm. The longest
name Is the 8th chapter of Isa
iah. The word "and" occurs 46,
. fOU times. The 87th chapter of
Isaiah and the 18th chapter of the
Id book of Kings are alike. The long
est vers lathe Ith of the 8th chapter of
Esther: the shortest the SBth of the 11th
chapter of John. .The list vsrse sf the "
7th chapter of Esra la the only ono of the
entire- collection which contains every
letter In the alphabet. The word
"Lord," or Its equivalent, . "Jeho
' van," ' occurs 7698 times In the
Old Testament; or, to be more
exact, the iWtord "Lord" oc
- curs 1863 times, and ' the
, - y word "Jehovah" 6845. .- .
. times. , The word .v.-
"OoKW doe -not
occur
In the book
Of Esther,
kt' there l-s-'" ,.
WISDOM, KNOWLBDOB, j jvt
HOUNERI AND LOVB IN, EVlRYi!
CHAPTER OF THH ENTIRE WORK.
lasraaaaBssW
Closing Prices on Dress Ooods to Make Room for Fall Stock.
Have Arranged the Bulk of Our Stock Into
Four Great
THE 15c. LOT
Comprises 40 pieces of all wool Mixed Saltings, 4a
inches vide; goods that have always brought 50c
a jard. Also about as many more pieces of a gen
eral assorted character. Nothing in the lot worth
under 37 I-2C We consider thia the best bargain
ever ottered in Dress Goods. 15C. a Yard.
AT 25c.
All wool Cheviots in a large variety of mixed color
ings, Henriettas and Serges in plain colors and
many novelties. The goods we offer under this
heading would be cheap at 50c. Sale Price, 25C
The above four lots are unquestionably the best bargains ever offered In Dress Goods. The prices we quote are
actually less than half the cost of manufacture. We are making some alterations and improvements In our store and
must have the room. Consequently the sacrifice prices on these goods. Sale lasts Until August L -
CONNOLLY & WALLACE,
01 CENT
' A WORD.
WANTS OF ALL KINDS COST THAT
MUCH, WHEN PAID FOR, IN AD
VANCE. WHEN A BOOK ACCOUNT
IS MADE), NO CHAROH WILL BE LESS
THAN is CENTS. THIS RULE AP
PLIES TO SMALL WANT ADS. EX
CEPT SITUATIONS WANTED. WHICH
ARB INSERTED FREE.
Htlp Wanted Mala.
1HOTOTIclHSTAii
men can learn of a fine position by md
drmHlns WILLIAM H. PLATT, 0 Elm
traet, Camden, N. J.
WANTED - WELL-KNOWN MAN IN
every town to solicit stack sulwciip
tloni; monopoly: big money fur aaunu; no
capitnl required. KDWAHD 0. FISH CO.,
Burden Block, Chle.RO. 11L
SALESMEN KK8IUENT 8ALH8UKN
wanted, acquainted with the IochI and
nearby drus and grocery trade, to haodl. our
line of high grade clears, Addreaa, irlln
references, J. EbWAHD CUWLES Co., 13
Chamber! street, N. Y. ,
Mela Wanted FamaUt.
WANTED OOOD OIBL FOB GENERAL
housework; Rood wbrss. MKS. JOS,
A MBAKS, at4 South Main avenue.
WANTED MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN AS
cook in hotel; suitable salary. Address,
with references, Box lOtiS. Plymouth, Pa.
ANTEIMllEDIATELYTWO ener
petio saleswomen to represent as.
Guaranteed fO a day without interfering? with
other duties. Healthful occupation, write
for partieulars, inclosing stamp. Mango Chem
ical Company, No 72 John street, New York.
Wanted To Rent
OFFICES IN COMMONWEALTH BUILD
in;; on. suite, 4 rooms. 2 vaults; three
auites, 'J rooms, with vault In each: possession
August I. Inquire rooms 19 and itO, Common
wealth Building.
For Rant.
TDORIiENT-ti-ROOM HOUSE, GREEN
r Ridgo. Address F. E. NETTLETON, 1686
Washington avenue.
FOR RENT -4 FLOORS OVER HARD
ing's City China store, suitable for lodg
ing or boarding house; all in flrat-elass repair.
OFFICES TO LET, DESK ROOM TO LET
snd Assembly Hall to let. D. B. BBP
LOGLE. 4UH Spruce street.
FOR RENT A LARGE, 4-STORY BUILD
IngatliB Franklin avenue; auitablo for
wholesale business. CARSON DAVIES,
Scranton.
FOR RENT-SIX ROOM HOUSE ON WEST
Larktwanna avenue. Addrom THOMAS
E. EVANS, sear 1183 Luserne, Hyde Park.
F 'ORIENT-NICELY FURN18HEDHALL
suitable for lodge rooms, JOHN JER
MYN, 111) Wyoming ovenue.
Agents Wanted.
AGENTS-HINDE'S PATENT UNIVER
aal Hair Curlers and Wavers (.used with
out heat), and "Pyr Pointed' Hair Pins. Lib
eral commiasions. Free sample snd full par
ticulars. Address P. O. Box 4M. New York.
w
ANTKD - ACTIVE SALESMEN TO
handle our linn, no twtldllnff. Salary.
17ft per month and expenses paid to all. Goods
entirely new. Apply quickly. P.O. Box, WUB,
Boston, Msss,
NEATLY TAKEN IN.
Two young men were standing on the
platform of a Chestnut street car yester
day, when a XushlonaBly dressed irlrl
entered and seated herself at the for
ward end. "A picture of Innocence and
beauty," remarked one of the young men,
adjusting his tie." Innocence?" exclaimed
the othor. "I'd like to bet a dollar that If
I fro In and sit next to her she will open a
conversation with mo." The first speaker
sized tip the girl agnta and accepted the
bet. His companion sauntered In, and to
the nmnxemcnt of the observer on the rear
platform, the young' ludy smiled and
spoke, and In a moment the couple were
conversing as If they had known each
other for a lifetime. Presently the pre
sumptions young man beckoned to his
friend, who thought he was to share In a
"pood thing." Heonly realised how he had
been taken In when his companion Intro
duced his sister. Philadelphia Record.
DIVORCE IN BURMA1I.
Bifrmeeso divorce proceedings are at
tractively simple and Inexpensive, If a
couple grow tired of each other they
light two candles and sit In their hut wait
ing till on. burns out. The one whose
candle burns out first then quietly walks
out, taking nothing but the clothes he or
she mny have on, and all else becomes the
property of the other.
i
Justifiable Curiosity.
From the Indianapolis Journal,
"Doctor," said the Mck mnn rolling up
his eyes until only the whites showed,
"why la It that In the days when I ate no
melons except stolen onee that they never
bothered me In the least, and now that
I am a man and buy my melons as an
honest man should they tie me up In
seven kinds of knots?"
Had a Corking Tint.
Gimlet "Did you have a good time on
the Fourth, JohnnyT" Johnny "Did IT
Well, say I Ma ain't got over the hys
terics yet." Puck.
. Rsllof In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Ala
eases relieved In six hours by the "New
Q re at South American Kidney Cure.'
This new remedy la a. great aurprtse on
account of Its exceeding promptness In
relieving' pain In the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part of tbd urinary pas-
- i- ,( fatYtmlm Tft mIIm L
saicm -- in
tention of water and path In passing II
almost Immediately. If you want quick
liar and enra thia la
ir rem adv. guM
by C. M. Harris, Drug
bus, Scraatan, Pa
it, la Pans avs-
a a
Lots at 15c, 25c. 35c, 50c.
FUBMITUBE UPHOLSTERED.
EXPERIENCED WORKMEN, : .
REASONABLE CHARGES
4 TRY US,
THE SCRANTON BEDDING CO. . Lacka. iTt., Cor. Idams.
Special Notlcea.
AWDl"5cTpYif6opTwTSnrBTA
for cop lea of Tho Tribun. ot tb. follow.
Ini datm: January 4. lWto; February 2s. 1W;
May ai, im. TRIBUNE BCBINKHS OF ICE,
OTICE-ON AND AFTER MAY 1, I
Will mak. a monthlv tonr nf thM fnllnw.
ins plecM giving free opus air advertising ex
niLitiona with the atsreopttoon: Taylorvllle,
Hyde Hark, Providence, Dickson Olyphant,
Peekvlll., Arcbbald, J.rmyn. Exhibitions
given on Wednesday and Friday of each
week during the month, the rates for adver
tl.ingare $10 per month. Address E. H.
Call, Tribune office, city.
'"T'HE SOLDIER IN OUB CIVIL WAR. '
J. You want this relic. Contains all of
Frank Leslie's famous old War Hctures.hw
ing the f orees In actual battle, aketched on ta
apot. Two volumes, U.0UU pictures. Bold on
easy monthly payments. Delivered by x
prees complete, all charges prspald. Addrea
P. U MOODY. Ita Adam. Ave , berantoo, Pa.
BLANK BOOK a, PAMPHLETS. MAOA
sines, etc., bound or rebound at The
Thibunb office. Quick work. Reasonable
prices.
For Sal.
FOB BALE-NEW HOUSEHOLD OOODS.
amalll lot Inquire for Van Anker, Bee
mor's restaurant, Franklin av.nu.. Coll to
day. TBK HOME FOR THE FRIENDLESS OF
fer their property on the west side ot
Adams avenue, between Pin. and Olbson
atreeta, consisting of flv. forty-foot lota mak
ing a front., ot two hnndred feet on Adams
avenue by on. hundred and fifty feet in depth.
Improved, with a large three story frame
house. Price, thirty thousand dollars,
EZRA H. RIPPLE.
WILLIAM T. SMITH,
HENRY A. KNAPP,
Advisor y Committee.
Situation Wanted.
EXPERIENCED PHOB CLERK WANTS
position. Address W. W., this office.
A BOY Is YEARS OF AGE WOULD LIKE
a position to take care of horses or any
honorable work C. B., 81 Grant street.
tlANTED-BY A YOUNG MAN. POSI
f V tloa ss bookkeeper, stenographer or to
do amanuensis work ot any kind. Address A.
R C, Tribune office.
CITUATION WANTED-BY A YOL'NO
C man of 17: good education; work in store,
office or sny kind cf light work. Address T.
B., 1702 Price street, citv.
-OUNO MAN (FO) W ITH OVER 10 YEARS'
experience in the clothing nuainoss. wants
situation in same line or anything else; go d
references. Address "FRANKLIN," care
this office.
Medical.
ADIKftt Chlche-tef'i English Pennyroyal PHi
U (Piunon. ri), nre the Best. . rS,,ij
laJin." t Lima ky Return Mali.,, ' Pmirwa
Chkbasier Cbsmtaol Co., ThUoUa., Pa,
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Physicians and Surgeons.
DR. O. EDQAR DEAN HAS REMOVED
to 618 Spruce street, Scranton, Fa.
(Just opposite Court House Square.)
DR. KAY, KM PENN AVE. ; 1 to P. M.j
call 1062. Din. of women, obstrelrlce and
and all dls. of chll. .
DR. A. J. CONNELL, OFFICE- Ml
Washington avenue, cor. Spruce street,
over Frnncke'e drug stroe. Residence,
722 Vine st Office hours: 10.J0 to 12 a.
m. and 2 to 4. and (.) to 7.20 p. m. Sun
day, 2 to 2 p. m.
DR. W. B. ALLBM, CI North Washington
DR. C. L. FREY. PRACTICE LIMITED
diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and
Throat; office, 122 Wyoming ave. Resi
dence, 628 Vine street
DR. L. M. GATES, 12B WASHINGTON
avenue. Office hours, I to ( a. m., 1.80
to 1 and 7 to I p. m. Residence 209 Madi
son avenue.
DR. J. C. BATESON. RELIABLE 8KIN.
Tumor and Cancer Specialist. Tuesdays
nd Fridays, at tuJ Linden street Of
fice hours, 1 to 4 p. m.
Wire Screens.
JOS. KUETTEL, REAR 611 LACK A
wanna avenue, Scranton, Pa., manufac
turer of Wire Screens.
Schools.
SCHOOL OF THB LACKAWANNA,
Scranton, Pa., prepares boys and girls
for collge or business; thoroughly
trains young children. Catalogue at re
attest Opens September 10.
H REV. THOMAS M. CANN.
WALTER H. BUELL.
MIS8 WORCESTER'S KINDERGARTEN
and School, 412 Adams avenue, opens
Bept s. Kindergarten 210 per term.
Seeds,
O. R. CLARK CO., SEEDSMEN AND
Nurserymen; store 146 Washington ave
nue; green hoes.. 1K0 North Main awe
pus; store telephoa Ttt
. Dentists.
Da WILLIAM A. TAFT, PORCELAIN.
Bridge and Crown work. Offloa, la
Washington av.nue.
C C LAUBACH. STJROBON DONTMT.
no. iu wypming avenue.
R. M. BTRATTON. OFF1CB COAL B3t
4dutnga
Wallace
We
AT 35c.
All wool Tweed mixtures, Scotch Cheviots, regular
60c goods, 46-loch plain Serges and Henrietta
worth 75c, all go at 35c a yard during this sale,
and the style and colors are correct in cvtfry way.
AT 50c.
Here are Checks and Stripes la a doien different
combinations, Silk and Wool Mixtures, Plain Serges
in every desirable shade, Jacquard Suitings, Pop
lins and the popular and serviceable Vigoreaux
Cloths. The actual worth of this aggregation is
from 85c, to J1.35 a yard. Bale Price, 50C
SS&g&JSr
ar ar -
Lawyers.
WARREN A KNAPP, ATTORNEYS
and Counsellors at Law, republican
building, Washington avenue, Scran
tonLl'a. . -
iESSUPS ft HAND, ATTORNEYS AND
Counsellors at law. Commonwealth
Building, Washington avenue.
W. H. JES3UP.
HORACE E. HAND,
W. H. JESSUP, JR.
PATTERSON ft WILCOX. ATTOR
neys and Counsellors at Law; offices (
and I Library building , Scranton, Pa,
ROSWELL H. PATTERSON.
. WILLIAM A. WILCOX.
ALFRED HAND, WILLIAM J. HAND,
Attorneys and Counsellors, Common
Wealth building. Rooms 19, 20 snd 21.
FRANK T. OKELL, ATTORNEY-AT-Law.
Room L Cool Exchange, Scran
ton. Pa.
JAMES W. OAKFORD. ATTORNEY
at-Law. rooms Hi, M and 65, Common
wealth building.
8AMUELW. EDOAR. ATTORNEY-AT-Law.
Office. 217 Spruce St.. Scranton. Pa.
L. A. WATRES, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
O Lackawana ave., Scranton, Pa.
URIB TOWNSEND, ATTORNEY AT
Law, Dime Bank Building, Scranton.
Money to loan in large sums at t per
cent.
C. R. PITCHER, ATTORNEY-AT
Isw, Commonwealth building, Scran
ton. Pa.
C. COM EG YB, 321 SPRL'CE STREET.
D. B. REPLOGLE, ATTORNEY LOAN 9
negotiated on real estate security. 401
Spruce street
B. F. KILL AM. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
120 Wyoming ave., Scranton, Pa.
JAB. J. H. HAMILTON. ATTORNEY AT
law, 45 Commonwealth bld'g. Scranton.
J. U. C RANCK. 124 WYOMING AVS.
Architects.
EDWARD H. DAVIS, ARCHITECT.
Rooms 24, 25 and 26, Commonwealth
building, Scranton.
E. L. WALTER. ARCHITECT. OFFICB
rear of 606 Washington avenue.
LEWIS hancock7jr., ARCHITECT
435 Spruce st, cor. Wash, ave., Scranton.
BROWN ft MORRIS. ARCHITECTS,
Price building, tn Washington avenue,
Scranton.
Teas.
GRAND UNION TEA CO., JONES BROS.
Loans.
THE REPUBLIC SAVINGS AND
Loan Association will loan you money
on easier terms and pay you better on
Investment than any other association.
Call on 8. N. Callender, Dun. Bank
building.
Miscellaneous.
BAUER'S ORCHESTRA MUSIC FOR
balls, picnics, parties, receptions, wed
dings and concert work furnished. For
terms address R. J. Bauer, conductor.
117 Wyoming avenue, over Hulbert'S
music store.
MEGARGEE BROTHERS. PRINTERS
supplies, envelopes, paper bags, twine.
Warehouse, 120 Washington ave., Scran
ton, l'a.
FRANK P. BROWN ft CO WHOLE
sale dealers In Woodware, Cordage and
Oil Cloth, 720 West Lackawanna ave.
THOMAS AUBREY. EXPERT Ac
countant and auditor. Rooms It and 20,
Williams Building, opposite postofBce.
A Kent for the Rex Fire Extinguisher.
Hotels and Restaurants.
THE ELK CAFE, 125 and 127 FRANK
tin avenue. Rates reasonable.
P. ZIEGLER, Proprietor.
SCRANTON HOUSE. NEAR D., LAW.
Eassengcr depot. Conducted on tha
luropesn plan. VICTOR KOCH, Prop.
WESTMINSTER HOTEL,
Cor. Sixteenth St and Irving Place,
New York.
Rates, 22.60 per day and upwards. (Amert
can plan). E. N. AN ABLE.
Proprietor.
Mai
Pioneer of tha hotel cen
ter in New York city.
Noted for Its superb loca
tion, superior rooms ana
excellent outline service; The Standard
Hotel tor giving mutts) vi -uai iuh
THB PRICE than any first-class hotel In
h world. Facing Central Park. Nth and
loth sts., Plata Square and Fifth avenue;
reached oy any uptown cmrm, ana me
erosstown cars at 60th at, which latter In
tersect all surface and elevated roads:
terminal staUon h ave. L road within
half a . block. Absolutely Fireproof.
American and European plana, Drinking
.- -nil ic used is vaoorlsed and frosen
on the premises, and fortified as to purity,
by Prof; Chandlar. F. A. HAMMOND.
THK WINDSOR lfrtTE
NEW YORK.
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ustva . iiTUhD-ri siivrn
The Aomerleaa and Varepeaa tlaaa,
Reeraa with Beard,
$4.00 and upwards per day,
linn wlthotrt Board,
ft.50 aad upwards ae
The emfatn a aad strvtea asson iil
Ths Latss sad Moat Approved Seal tar
Phuabing. -
.wh? dsorrated and refsrmkiaea,
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