The Scranton tribune. (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, January 19, 1895, Page 6, Image 6

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    THE SCI?ANTON TRIBtlNE-SATUr.DAT MORNING, JANUARY 10, 18SK7;
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City Pastors and
Their flard Work
Kelujious Developments of One Keck
in All Our Churches.
AUXILIARY ACTIVITIES NOTED
Curefully Compiled Compendium of News
mid l'ersoiuil Mention Kcluting to tlto
Cliurelies and the Benevolent mid
Cluiritiible Uelisious Societies.
Meetings have been addressed durlns
the week by Kev. Anna II. Shaw, of
"Washington. In tlie interest of the
"Women's Christian 'iVmperanee union.
I-uiW audit nees have Riveted this ac
complished lady at reekvllle, Moosie,
Aloseow, Daleville and Waverly. To
morrow morning sho will speak at the
Kim I'aik i-lmivli, when her remarks
will I),' of MjieeSal interest to ladles
interested In temperance work. Miss
Frances K. W'illunl says:
"Key. Anna Shaw is one of the most
able speakers on the platform either
anioiiK men or women. She has n well
trained mind, quenchless enthusiasm
and that rarest of all dualities pluck.
America docs not contain a more loyal
and devoted adherent of woman's cause.
Audiences will be conciliated by her
cultured manner, enlivened by her wit
und captured by her logic." v
On Friday eveainpr the two weeks'
fvaiiKclisitc services at the Second
Presbyterian chureih ,wvre concluded
with the satisfaction that considerable
bcneileial work had been accomplished.
Kev. Charles 10. Robinson's "gospel ad
dresses" have been most interesting
and highly 'appreciated by the hundreds
who attended each evening. Kev. James
McLcod. K. W. l'carsall and others
rendered valuable assistance In con
ducting the services. Mr. Weeden, who
is now so well known in Scranton, also
contributed materially to the success of
the niec tinss by his musical abilities.
(enthusiasm prevailed at the winter
Session of the Kpiscopal Archdeaconry
of Scranton, which was hi id at Wllkes
Jiarre on Monday and Tuesday. The
great feature was the explanation of
the object and work of the Crothcr
liood of St. Andrew, which is increasing
In membership and usefulness through
out the nrehdeaeeiiry. The addresses
ivi'i';' eminently practical and copies
should be distributed anions the mem
bers of the brotherhood, ns an earnest
pwusiil would ensure a clearer concep
tion of their dutie;!.
Development of Churches.
On Jan. 10 an interesting meeting w.is
held in .luu yea, by the Council of the
V,' -!'!i CVu.vrciraLInnal churches of
Lackawanna and Wyoming valleys for
the purpose of ascertaining the desira
bility of organizing a Welsh Congre
gational church in the district. Anions
those present from Scranton were Kev.
K. S. Jones, 1). I)., of Providence; Ilev.
David Jones and U. J. Kvans. of Hyd
J'arn. I lie results of the inquiry wi re
highly sati-faetoiy and a church wa3
o'.'seanizcd, twenty members being ad
niilt"d by letter from the I'lttston
church, and hopes are entertained that
!! Ions a llourii 'iing Welsh Congrega
tlonal church will be one of the lYa
tu res of Muryen.
The erjction of the new edifice for t'ae
Vashlmrn Street Presbyterian church
Is progressing satisfactorily, the en
K' -'gallon now worshiping in t.ie
.spacious basement. It is not probable
that a pastor will be appointed until
the edifice is completed. In the mean
time Kev. S. C. I.egan. 1 W. Pears-ill,
fieorgo Maliy and tleorje Sander.-on
are rendering valuable assistance in
conducting the pervlccs.
A new .Meth-idh-t church -will lie
erected in l:in",li:initon during the com
ing f-piing at the corner of Kobin
ton artri lligelow streets.
Personal .Mention.
r."V. IX T. J .r.r?, of Nydo Park ave
rue, has h : n c-iiilinod to his room with
rheumatic fevei-.
Ii 'V. W. 1". .Touch will preach an Eng
lish sermon at the Kirst Welsh Baptist
church tomorrow evening.
Key. i;. s. Jiuies, of Providence, ami
Kev. David Jones, of Lincoln avenue,
exchanged pulpits last Sunday.
Rev. Thomas P -ll will conduct mln-
pion services at the Plyhiouth C:mgr
Rational church ilii'.in;; the coming
week.
j;ov. vv. w minus ts organlnlng a
pospel choir of forty voices for the Sun
day evening services nt the North Main
Avenue Ilaptlst church.
i.ev. j. r. rerris nas runuurtpil re
vival services during the past two
weeks at the Puritan Congregational
church.
(lev. D. M. Klnter, of the Christian
church, Is preaching a series of prac
ileal sermons on "The Kingdom of
flod." Tomorrow evening his subject
will be, "The Kclatlon of the Kingdom
of Heaven to the Holy Spirit."
Kev. T. J. Collins has organized cot
tnge prayer meetings which have
proved a valuable auxlllury to his
church. The work will be enlarged !n
the early future anil a more comprehen
sive scheme established.
An Interesting meeting of the Welsh
Congregational ministers of I.acka
wanna and Wyoming valleys wns held
nt the residence of Kev. T. K. Kdwnrds,
of Kingston, on Monday, when nn able
paper on "Ministers and Politics" was
read by Kev. I). M. George, of Pittston
The general sentiment was expressed
ugalnst ministers participating In polit
ic-til matters. The host, Dr. Kdwnrds,
Is a professor of elocution, and he gave
excellent Illustrations of "How to
Kead" from the works of the celebrated
Williams y Worn.
Topics of Interest.
Over $1,100 was collected at the Kim
Park church last Sunday and devoted
toward Increasing the fund for s:-tist
4ng superannuated ministers of the Wy
otnlng conference of the Methodist Kpls
copal church.
lly the death of Miss Mary C. Doer
am, of Penn avenue, both the First
Presbyterian church and the Pcnn Ave
nue Ilaptlst church, ns well na the
Younif Women's Christian association,
liave lost nn earnent and valuable work
er. Miss Doersam was-but 24 years of
figp, but had rendered considerable
work which was appreciated by 'her
numerous colleagues. Her loss Is sin
cerely mourned by an unusually large
I'lrele of friends.
A week of prayer has been observed
by the members of the First Welsh
Itaptlfit church, -the meetings belns
well attended.
Tomorrow cvenlnR'a service at the
rrovldence Welsh Congregational
will lie of a missionary character, when
recitations and brief addresses on mis
sionary work will be delivered. The re
ports for the last year will be presented
and presentations made to children
who (have collected 'the largest offer
ings.' Klght new members were received at
the Providence Presbyterian church on
flimday.
A new and Improved order of service
has been Introduced a,t the Providence
Presbytorlan church.
TOMORROW'S SERVICES.
First liuntlst Church-Pastor Collins
will preach Sabbath ut 10..10 a. m. und 7 p.
Morning theme. "Hope." Evening
theme, "Spirit of Supplication." Seats
free. All welcome.
Puritan Congregational Church Rev. A.
'. Ferris, pastor. Morning subject, "The
Sin of t'nbellef ;" evening subject, "Hell."
Special revlvul services to which all are
Invited.
Grace English Lutheran Church Rev.
oster U. lilfl, pastor. Services on Sun
day at the Young .Men's Christian asso-
lution at H'.liU a. in. und 7. 311 p. in. Kev.
.ander lieotz, of WillUiinsport, l'a., will
preach and will administer the sacrament
of Ihe Lord's supper In the morning. Sun
day school ut 11. 311 u. m. All welcome.
Trinity Pulled F.vungelleal Church
l.lttlo Knglimd." Rev. J. U, Wliltinhv,
pastor. Gospel Tevlval services at 10.30 a.
nnd 7.30 p. in. Prayer and service ot
song ut 7 P. in. Sunday school at '1 p. in.
Tho revival services will be continued dur
ing the week. Special service for the
ruiiur people Wednesday evening. Mis
sion Hand Sat unlay at i.'lU p. lit. A meet
lug fur parents on Thursday evening. Kv
erybody welcome.
Church of Christ, Scientist Spencer
building, ,1111 Adams avenue, (tlble lesson
al ly.Bj a. in. and church services at 7.30 p.
l. IV. .Me iv e, speuker. All lire wel
come. Seuts I ree.
The Second Presbyterian Church Rev.
haiies K. Robinson, D.D., pastor. Ser
lees nt 10.30 u. 111. und 7.30 p. m. The pas
tor will preach 111 Hie evening on "Tim
Alleged Reasons for Rejecting Jesus."
All seals free in the evening. All are cor
dially invited to all services.
All Souls' ('Impel (I'nlversulist) I'inc
street, near Adams avenue. Rev. F. M.
Vlanis will preach at 10.30 a. m. Subject,
lu Touch with Christ," and nt ".I'll p. in. '
Theme, "What the I'nlversulist 'Church j
Stands For." You are cordially Invited,
At the Slumsuu Methodist Lplscoi-.il I
lnireh Preaching morning and evening
by the pastor. Rev. L. I'. Floyd. Seats
free. All welcome.
Court Street Methodist Episcopal
hurch The pastor, Rev. 1'. It. Ilawx-
hursl. will preach. Morning subject,
'Saul's Conversion." livening theme,
Past High Noon," followed by the instal-
lalvjii of Kpworth league ollleers.
Kim Park Methodist Episcopal Church
The pastor will discourse In Ihe morn
ing on "Speaking the Truth In Love." iftid
111 the evening on "I'aiil's Estimate of
"haracter." Sunday school at 3 o'clock.
Kpworth league at U.30.
Green Ridge Presbyterian Church
Morning service nt 10.30. Kveiiing servle,'
at .::. Preaching by the pastor. Rev. N.
Stahl. P-ihle school ut 12 o'clock. Chris
tian Endeavor at ii.30.
Saint Luke's Church Rev. Rogers Is
' , rector. Second Sunday alter Epi
phany. Holy communion, s a. ni. ; ser-
vlee and sermon, 10.30 u. in.: Sunday
hool. 2.30 p. in.; evening prayer und ser
mon, i. :;o p. in.
Saint Luke's Mission, llunmorc Rev. A.
L. I rban In char.ie. Sunday school, 3 p.
m.; evening prayer and sermon. 4 n. ni.
First Presbyterian Church Dr. James
eLeod, pastor. Divine services al 10.MI
r.i. and l.'VI p. ni. The pastor will Di ea-'i
both morning and evening. "The Conver
sion ot u Cruel I'ersecutor" the most
notable conversion in Ihe early years of
Christianity will be the subject of the
evening discourse. Strangers welcome.
Penn Avenue Raptist Church Rav.
Warren G. Partridge, pastor. Services at
10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. in. Subject In
evening, "Religion and liiisiness." Evan
gelistic and song service after tho sermon.
All welcome.
Jackson Street Paptlst Church Preach
ing tomorrow by the pastor. Morning at
10.30, on "I'neonveiied Christians." Even
ing at 0. on ".Mistak.-n Views of the Chris
tian Life." Se:.'.s are all free. Welcome
x tended to all.
SI. Paul's Lutheran Church Pari:
Place. Services ut 10.30 a. ni. ami 7.30 i.
m. Sunday school at 2.30. Free pews.
Ireeu Ridge Raptist Church Servicer, at
10.3a u. m. and 7.3o p. ni. Rev. S. T. Ford.
of Syracuse, will preuch morning and
evening.
Trinity English Lutheran Church
Aile.ms avenue, corner Mullierrv itre.t.
Rev. E. L. .Miller, pastor. Services ut io.30
. m. and T.i't p. la.
Calvary Reformed Church Corner Mon-
roe uvi-nue and llliFon Hlreet. Rev. IV. II
Siubblcl.lnc, pastor. Preaching at Ui.m n.
m. end 7.i!o p. m. Evening subiect.
Joab, or a Guilty Conscience Needs Xo
Accuser." Everybody welcome.
Who the Habcs Had Toiisilltls:
When the babes had tonsllitis, O Lord, bill
what a time!
The father of nil poets could not tell It
half In rhyme.
It was hustle for the doctor at 12 o'clock at
nlpht,
And scurry to the drug store before the
morning's light.
Then, baby's pills at 7, and t'other one's
ut x,
Prescriptions next In half un hour, don't
be a minute late.
And don't forget the powders und the Iron
for the blood.
And peptoiml.ls ut eating time to tuke tho
place of food.
And when the darlings waked und cried,
'twas papa walk the lloor.
With twenty pounds on onu arm on the
other llfty more,
And keep the bourn warm all the time,
and don't get in a draft, i
And don't mix up the medicines. Why
didn't I go daft?
With baby's pills at 7. un t'other one's
at 8. .
Prescriptions then In half un hour, don't
he u minute lute.
And don't forget the powders ami tho Iron
for the blood.
And peptonolds ut eating time to take the
place of food.
Tho doctor brought them through all
right, and thank the Lord for that.
And both are strong and rosy now und
both ure getting fill,
lie showed most wondrous skill, I think,
ai doctors often do,
Rut what I mnrvel most at Is that wife
und I lived, too.
Buffalo Express,
t
George I)i.wrence, the veteran repre
sentative from Washington county who
Is dean of the house at Ilurrlsburg,
when In a reminiscent m 1 recently
told two Interesting anecdotes which
Harry Hall has committed to print.
"The last time I ever sain Simon Cam
eron," snld Mr. Lawrence, "was but
a nhort time before his death. We got
talking about the end appointed to
all men, and I asked him If the pros
pector death gave him any coiiueiai."
" 'No,' he replied, 'not nt all. I have
full ftilth that Providence will take bet
ter care of me In the next world than
1 have ever been able to take of my
self In this.1 "
"Not more than two years before
ThnddeiiH Stevens died n friend of mine
went to Washington nnd called on him
at Willlnrd's hotel. After nwhlle they
went out, and golnp: down street Stev
ens Invited this Kentleman to go Into
a hou? which turned out to be a furo
bank. He begun nt once lo play nnd
In a few minutes won $100, and stopped.
The money was given to him In a crisp
new $100 bill, which he put In his vost
pocket. Then they went to the capitol
and nt the entrance n stranger stopped
them nnd aiked for a moment's con
versation with Stevens. It wns grant
ed and he proceeded to say that lie was
a Methodist minister from Clearfield
county, and .Mint, on the preceding
Sunday, his ohurch had been burned to
the frround. The congregation wns poor
and Bo hn had determined to come tn
ask for help to rebuild."
" 'Are you doinjr good work ou
there?' asked Steven.
"The minister told of tho member-
FBI MWE TO
Rival Order of the
Knights of Labor
It Be Organized Next Month at a
Convention in Columbus, 0.
rOWDEKLY WANTED AS LEADER
Courts Will He Asked to (ilvc the New
Orgnuliitlon the Property of the
knights in 1'hlladclphlu A
l ively 1 ight Ahead.
There re very dark clouds nhadlng
the Oior-lzon In Knights of Labor circles,
and the threatening forecast points
to duller the complete re-construction
of tlie prominent labor organization or
a most rancorou.H dissension, accompa
nied by, perhaps, the entlr? iblitera
tl.m of the present unti-Powih-rly olll
cials of tlie general executive board.
District Assembly No. 1G Is the pre
mier fonie.ntor and Its example has been
followed, It Is claimed, by about
S7 per cent, of the district assemblies
of tlie Fiiilti'd States and Canada. As
sembly No. 10 is made up of local or
Kunlzaitloiu of the Knights of Labor
of norUieasl'orn Pi iinsylvanla and em
braces the territory covered by Lack
awanna, Luzerne, Wyoming, Susque
hanna, und Wayne counties. Timothy
D. Hayes, of Dickson City, Is district
master workman.
There avt In the neighborhood of
twenty local assemblies In the district
and delegates from each meet every
three months in quarterly convention.
The last convention of District it! was
h. Id In this city on Dec. 18, of last year,
which is -the date of the beginning of
the trouble. In order to understand
what led to .this trouble, it will be ne
cessary to revert to the last national
convention of the Knights hi id at New
Orleans.
The Delegate Was Ignored.
District Assembly No. 18 elected a
delegat.; to tiiat convention uc
cordlng to the rules of the organiza
tion and ho was tilted out with regular
ly signed credentials, expense money,
and a mileage ticket. When he ffot to
New Orleans and presented his pa per J,
he was refused a seat in the convention
on no oilier grounds tihan that ,ho was
a friends of General Master Workman
Pi.wdciiy. These ftatinunts are au
thorized ly Information received from
an executive olllcer of Dis trict Ass. in
ly No. 1(1. It lis said that District As
sembly No. 220 of Chicago elected a
Powdeiiy delegate, but that a nir-mbir
of that assembly, who did not aspire
for delegate at all, was admitted to a
seat and a vote upon credentials that
were forged.
When District Assembly No. 1C met
in tliis city last December, one of the
things that was done was the. refusal
to pay any more per capita tax Into the
funds of the general executive board.
This action was -the result of the denial
of the 'powers that be to allow th dis
trict's delegate a seait in the New Or
leans' convention. The district set up
the sanv claim n the revolutionary
ton fathers. "Taxation without repre
sentation." A tit of re:"dutioni wire
drafted condemning" the present ofliecrs
of the geiTial exifiit I ve board and prom
ising to pay no more per capita tax
v.i.iK' tlu y ri malned in power.
Others I ell Into Line.
This determlm 1 stand had the effect
of making ether district assemblies
throughout the I'nlted States and Can
ada tak" up a similar stand, with t'e
result that m..re than eighty of them
passed resolutions condemning the
llayi s-Martin regime and vowing
solemn threats to oust that faction
from root to branch from any coninc.
tion with leadership in the Knights of
Labor. All Liu protesting a.-sembll s
of the country immediately began lo
communicate with one another nn-l
the outcome was that they agreed to
GAY.
ship, Sunday sclpcd, etc., nnd Stevens
drew the $1(1) bill if rum his vest pocket
und handed It to him. This unexpected
generosity almost overwhelmed the
minister, but he managed to express
his thanks and said that his congn Ra
tion would remember Mr. Stevens In
their prayers.
"Stevens and his companion walked
a little way and then the great com
moner stopped and said:
" 'Doctor, the ways of the Lord are
marvelous and past llnding out!" "
Ideul and lleml:
lb' was a reader of Shakespeare,
Anil lunging u poet to Ik-;
Sile was a student at college,
In quest of un M. 1 1. degree.
They stood ill the pale, silent moonlight,
He holding her soft-dimpled hand;
A happier lover than h - was
Sun- never livi d in the land;
For she had Just told him, the darling,
A secret he'd long sighed to Know;
Ah. lady, you'll guess what the thing was
Thai is, If you e'er had a beau.
".My loved one," he murmured In rapture,
With a line touch of diamiitle art.
"Are you sure that those words you have
nuereii
( ome straight from your warm, tendw
lieaii :
She uuswernl; her full tones were sweeter
i ban tones from ten nightingales'
tongues:
"1 In, ha! From my henii? How absurd,
dear!
The voice ulwiiya comes from the
lungs." Pharmnceulli al lira.
It Is not gcnernlly known, but It Is
nevertheless true, that Kugeiie Field,
the Chicago poet, wit und satirist, was
the original of Stanley Ilunlley's once
eiiobrnted , character, Spoopendyk .
Fb Id Is us full of pranks as he Is of
good poetry und clever pnrngniuhs.
Apropos, this story is told: Field came
to Chicago u good many years ago upon
the Invitation" of Melville Stone, who
was then the editor of Ihe Chicago
Kecord, but who Is now president of
the Globe bank. Mr. Slone Is u com
pact, precise, elegant gentleman, whose
love for his piotege litis grown with
the years until It Is able to bear the
many shorlm and much si retching
which It gels. Mr. Field bus a fashion
thing of Mr. Stone'H that happens to
place for an Indefinite visit, hnvlng
forgotten to announce his coming or
bring any baggage. Ho wears any
thing of Mr. Stone'cti that happens to
come handy, and never returns any
thing until his wife makes him. Not
long ago Mr. Slone, whose ofllce Is
open to the rent of the bank, wns hnv
Ing a tniiinel.il conversation with some
men from New York, when a big, stop
tihouldercd, shabby man, with n news
paper bundle, cams up and llung his
package over the rallliiK on to Mr.
Stono'n desk.
"There's something my wife told nte
to bring you. I don't know altogether
what's in It. I believe there's a shirt.
and 1 know there's one pair of nocks of
yours that linn spoiled our wash for
thice" weeks." And he turned and
Walked out. v
"Never mind," Mr, Stone said calmly.
"It's only Field."
call a national conven-tlon, which will
be held at Columbus, O., In the latter
part of February.
The regular annual convention of the
Knights -will not be hold until next
November, and then at Washington, D.
C. The reason that -the Columbus con
vention Is called 1b this: All the dele-g-a-tes
sent there will be In accord with
one another and whatever Is done will
be transacted harmoniously and for the
best Interests of the labor movement.,
There will be enough of delegates there.
It Is ola lined, to represent 83 per cent,
of the -district assemblies of the order,
and ns the majority rules, It Is alleged
that whatever -ilon Is taken at that
convention will 'have the K-aiictiim of Dlie
counts.
They Would I'e Hi le J tint.
A prominent Knight was asked to ex
plain the reason for calling the Colum
bus convention If, is 'it Is asserted,
lit Is done by a majority of tlie district
assemblies. It would be supposed that
the same majority could wait until the
regularly appointed time, next Novem
ber, when the national convention will
meet nit the naitionnl capital. The on-
Hwer to this question was that the earns
state of affairs would ngaln exist as oc
curred at New OrleatiB; all delegates
not in sympuithy with the present rul
ing powers would be denied a seat.
At the Columbus convention It la pro
posed to elect a general executive board
and proceed nt once to take possession
of the property of the Knlg'hts of Labor;
In Philadelphia, eHtimated to be worth
$10,000. Trouble Is anticipated, but It
Is expected (hat tlie courts will sustain
tho action of Mie Columbus convention,
because positive proofs will be collected
to show that the convention was repre
sented by a majority of the assemblies
of tiie Knights.
The numerous friends of ex-Cleneral
Master Workman Powdeiiy will try
and prevail upon him to accept the
first position in the new branch, but It
is given out that Mr. Powdeiiy will
not accept. The person who Is the most
likely one to be chosen for the general
master workmanship Is Factory Inspec
tor James Campbell, of Pittsburg, presi
dent of the Window (Mass Workers' as
sociation of American. Mr. Campbell
was appointed factory inspector by
Governor Daniel H. Hastings.
Will Clio-,o a Delegate Monday.
Every local branch of the Knights of
Labor 'has elected delegates to the con
vention of Dbitiidt laissembly No. 10,
which will meut at Plt'tnton next Mon
day. At this convention u delegate will
be elected to the Columbus convention.
-
KAiMiOAD i:i,i:ctuic lh;ht.
It VI ill Cook, Humiliate und Obviate lleut
n nd Odor.
A new system of lighting cars by nn
automatic electrical device has Just
been successfully Introduced. The sim
plicity, certainty und cheapness of the
system have been unreservedly com
mended by prominent railroad officials,
and its prompt adoption by the leading
and more progressive roads Is assured.
The system comprises a small dy
namo und a storage battery, both at
tached to the car truck. A simple
gearing communicates motion from the
axle to the dynamo, nnd the current
from the latter parses through the stor
age battery to the lamps In the car.
This insures a brilliant and uniform Il
lumination of the cur, not only while
In motion, but for at least four hours
after It Is cut out of the train, and It
Is the only independent system of elec
tric car lighting which will maintain
Its efficiency while the car Is motion
less and unconnected wth any motive
power.
The company, which is a New York
concern, has secured full protection for
its Invention by patents In this and
foreign countries, and expects to do a
large business in replacing the un
wholesome and dangerous gas and oil
lamps with electricity. The new sys
tem Is also applicable to the heating of
parlor, boudoir and sleeping cars nnd
day coaches, and can be employed for
cooking purposes III dining und buffet
cars. It is further claimed that for nny
of the uses specilled It Is less expen
sive than the methods now In vogue,
us well us Infinitely safer.
Generosity.
From the Washington Star.
"There's lots o' fun In the holidays,"
said Uegluuld de liunime us he tilled Ihe
cast-off bei r keg.
"nh," replied Clarence Fits lluutbeau,
"I'm not so sure uboul that."
"Well, I'm sure. You kin see fur yer
self. Ilver.vbody's more IIIhtuI."
"Hat's so," replied Clarence, "de judge
gimme sixty days last trip twlcet us
much ns usual."
The Ucwnrdof lloljncss.
From Harlem Life.
"I tell you what It Is," suld the silly
little tlsh to his long-headed mother, "I
have been following your advle,e, and let
ting those nice, plump. Juicy worms ulone
long rnniip.li, I urn now going olT on ray
own hook."
And he did.
--
What lie Thought About It.
From Life.
She I'm sorry I married you."
lie You ouuht to be. You cut some nice
girl out of a mighty good -husband."
-o
tiii: kidi: to hlmpvii.li:.
I 'lay that my Itnep wim n eiilleo mnro
Suddled und bridled for llinupvHIe;
I.eup to the biiek of tills Bleed, If
dare,
And Ki'llop nwny to llunipvUle;
you
I hope you'll bo sure to Hit fust In your
Kent,
For tlilH ealleo mnro In prodiKloiiHlv 11 net.
And ninny udventureu you're likely to
meet
Am you Journijy uloiijj to numpvUlp.
Thin enlleo mnro both Kiillopn nnd trots,
While whisking you off to liinnpvllle;
f'-lie puei-K, Hlle Hides, nnd rile Htiltnblea, In
Hpots,
III the tortuous road to flutnpvllle;
And sometimes ill Is Ml inline mercurial
Hleed
Will suddenly Hlop and r-fuc to proeocd,
hliii, nil w ill udnilt, is vexatious Indued,
When one is enroute to HumpvUlo!
Hliii's nenred of the earn when the cnnliio
Ifoea "Toot !"
I in w n by the eronslng Ht IluiupvllU';
You'd better look out for thut trraoheroua
brute
ltenrlnt; you off lo r.unijvllle!
With a unort she ream up on her hindrr-
moHt heelH
And exeeutes Jigs nnd Virginia reels
Words full to explain how embarrassed
one feels
Darning ho wildly to ltiimpvllle!
It'n buniply-biinip, nnd It's JlcgylytoB,
Joiiiiiryini; on lo Itiinipvllle;
It's over tho hilltop und down through tin
bog You ride on your wny to Utinipvlllc-:
lt'H rattletybang over bowlder und Htump,
There nr rlvern to ford, thoro are fence
to Jump,
And tho corduroy rond It coos bumpty
bump, ,
Mile nfter mile to llumpvlllel
rerhnpR you'll olmervo It's no enny thlnR
Making the Journey lo Hunipvllle,
Bo 1 think, on the whole, It were prudent
to bring
An end to thin rldo to Hunipvllle;
For, though nho has uttered no protest or
plaint,
The enlleo muro munt lie blowing and
fnlnt
What's moro to the point, I'm blowcd If I
nln'tl t
Bo play we have got to llumpvlllel
Kiifcene Field In tho i'liivuuo Kecord.
OUR
if IE 11
Tho Groat Blood Purifier and
Liver Regulator.
200 DAYS' TREATMENT, $1.0C
COMPOSED OF
And will Positively cure all disease' arising
from IMPURE BLOOD, bUOH AS
Rheumatism, Kidney Disorder,
Liver Complaint, Sick und Nerv
ous Headache, Ncurul(;iu, Lys
fiepsiu. Fever and Ague, Serofu
a, Female Complaints, Erysipe
las, Nervous Affections, Catarrli,
and ull Syphilitic Diseases.
E. M. 1IETZEL, AUENT,
330 LACKAWANNA AVENUE.
Call and Get Circulars.
STILL IN EXISTENCE.
Tho World Renowned and Old Reliable
Dr. Campbell's Groat Magic Worm
Sugar and Tea.
Every bin Rurrnnte d to fflve miisfurtion
or money refunded. Full printed diruclioiH
from a child to h ifrown person. ILispur-ilv
vi-KetableHiul cannot podUvoly harm tho most
touder infant. Insist o.i having 111, fiuiip
bull'u; aecit no otlior. At ull DriiuKUts, --'.
WONDERFUL.
8oiiTn B -UANTos, Pa., Nov. 10. IWt.
Mr. I.'. W. tl.niinlifll Dear Sir: I have
given my boy, Freddie, 7 years old, eonn." of
Dr. (.auipnelrH IMaKic Worm tiuar and Tea.
and to my Bio prise tn h ul'terunoa about 1
o'clock bo paasud a taimworiu tnuuHiirliii!
about H-'i feet in length, bead and ail. 1 liavu
It In a bottle and uny peraou wislunir t' tien
it can do no by calling at my sloro. 1 laid
tried numerous other remedied reoinnii'iidi il
rnr taking tapeworm, but ull failed, in my
estimation Dr. Campbell's is the groatcbt
worm remeoy in exiai-itee.
Yours v -rv resnwt fully,
KURD llKFFNfcUt. 732 Bo"eh Ht.
Note Tho ubovo is what Rverybody navs
aiuir oneo uhiir. .wuumueliireu i,v u. w.
Campbell, LnnuuMer, Pa. Successor tu Dr.
Jolin Campbell & !jou.
LAG BR
BEER
BREWERY.
Manufacturers of the Celebrated
CAPACITY i
100,000 Barrels per Annum
THE HUNT S HILL
CO.,
WAKUF-K-TURKItS' AOKKTS FOB
TRENTON IRON CO.'S
WIRE ROPE.
VAN ALEN & CO.'S
STEEL NAILS.
OXFORD IRON CO.S
MERCHANT BAR IRON.
REVERE RUBBER CO.'S
tlELTING, PACKIN5 AND HOSE.
FAYERWEATKER & LADEW'S
"HOYT'S" LEATHER BELTIMG.
A. 6. BONNEVILLE'S
"STAR" PORTUHDCEKEST.
AMERICAN BOILER CO.S
"ECQHODIY" HOT AIR FURISSCES.
GRIFFING IRON CO.'S
L'JfiDY RADIATORS.
434 LACKAWANNA AVE.
ii
is I
MINING,
mi ftrRipn
. w ffl h as a a w a. J
LAGER BEER V HUM.
Patent Medicines,
Electric Appliances,
Specifics,
Druggists' Prescriptions
Quack's Nostrums.
You Will See tho
Given by
The English Specialist,
DR. W. H. HACKER,
Is Small, but Look &t tho Result.
CI
TREAT
CURE
AND
i llei i
OF SCRANTON.
il
VVII.I.IAM CONNI-XI., President.
UI O. 11. C.vn.lN, Vicc-l'rcsiJcnt.
WILLIAM II. l'l.Ui, Cushler.
DIKKl TOPS:
William Council. Junius Aruhhuld, Al
fred Hand, (iconic II. utlin lienrv lu.li.-i.
Jr., WilliuraT. Smith, Luther Keller.
Tho munnRcmcnt of this hank points
with pride to its record during the pa.iic
of 1HU:I, and previous panics, w hen spec
ial fncllitic were extended to Its business
iccounts.
Rooms 1 and 2 Commowcaltii Bld'g,
SCRANTON, PA.
mm Eivj elastic
MALI 1-1 AT SIOOKIC AND RL'SH
UALK WOKKS.
Lnillin & Hand Powder Co.'
OrangoGun Powder
Electric HiittrrWn, FiiFf for nxnloil
In;j MuMs, iSaftty l-'uiie and
RepacnoChemicil Co.'s High Explosive!
lluropean Plan, l'iivt-eliiss Knr nt
turned. Depot for IH-rgiier & Kiiglc'l
Tannhneuyer Liter.
5. E. Cor. 15tli and Filbert Sts.,Phila.
Most desirable for residents of N. K.
l'enni-ylvar.iii. All cnVenienee.-i for
travelers to r.nd from P.iond Street
Riulinn nnd the Twelfth and MurKrtt
Street nation. Desirable for visiting
SernntonlunH and people lu the Ai
thrucile Uoglon.
T. J. VICTORY,
DU FONT'S
CASTING m SPORTING
ManafnctureJ at tho WApwnlloprn Mills, Li
' Kernn roiitilv. P:i.. ntnl ut Wil.
v.vrna county. Pa., nud nt
niinytoii, Delaware,
HENRY BELIN, Jr.
General Agent for tlio Wyoming District.
118 WYOMING AVE., Scranton, Pa
Third Nations! Bank Baiiain.-.
AtiKNrir.s :
Tlins. FORD. 1 ittston, Fn.
Jonx R SMITH & KN". Plymouth. Pa.
K. V. SlUil.IUAN. Wilkes llarro, Pa.
Agents for tlio h.-pauuo Ctieuiical Com-
l'..l. .-T. 1,
wikM r3 RESTor
ores Vitality
Made c
1st Day. jJ
Me
15th P;.y. V-fj-f
of Mc.
THE GREAT noih Puv.
PI1ENCII 3LX3A3333r
produrrs tlio above results In :iOd:iys. It r.
lovirlnlly and uuicitiy. t'ur'-H when alt otlior ft!
Vnuiimnta will regain thoii- lost iu;.ulioml, and c
nifii will rcrovor ttu ip youtliful vmor by ym
It KVl VO. It cii( ! auil sun-iy rrstu.rs Nrrv.s
X)vk,'., l.nht Vitality, IniitotciK'y. Nightly KiuihMo!; -I.obt
Tower, lailiiij .liiiio;-y, Wast in;; Diifi-ns-pn. :i'
ctl pfTcctB of helf-r.biiM' or t-siv-H uad tii-HMTcUci
w liich unfits oho for t'iiny. bu-im-ss or mamtip'. 1 '
t.ut only riircf hy tt ai ;nfr nt t'-.c rcat ot ihst-av'. b .
iHatrn tit ncr'.? lonio u.J Mtioti bui!il:r. bii;; .
t K bi.cfe tho f,lov to p;tlr clic'Icn a 1 r
tori'a tlio tiro ut yo;:i!i. Il varii ufl Tnrnit
anl CoiiKUiiMuiou. Jjinvt ra liawrn K;;VIVOir.
Jt!icr. If- ctu b ccrritnl in st j.ot. Ty mr
il.00 rvrj.afkaj.'t'.or fix tor .'io.oo, ivlih a por..
iwa written muvjimcc to rur or reiti:
homonrv Circulu: Irce. Adilu-bfl
;ov.u r;FD!n;r o.. ri nxct ft., Chicago.
For iul ty HTntt!iew Ilroi., Drcc;
8citiDti)n . I'm.
t.r-;v
Do
!.ni
5 J
1
EHOosic Powder So.
Doses m
ERRORS OF YOUTH.
1
ACADEMY OF MUSIC
Saturday, January 19.
A. Y. Pearson's Gran 1 Naval Spjciao'.o,
THE
WHITE
SQUADRON !
. The Conross of Navies.
' Tlio Jloorlsh Slave Yoked to ull Ox.
The KuiiHid Monastery.
Sulo of scats opo:m Thursday, Jan 17,
THK FR OTI I INGHAM
Friday ntul Saturday 4n 10nnrl1Q
and .Saturday iiutinee JAIli 10 91111 13
Chas. E. Callahan's
Itljj fjeciilc I nduction,
COOIS5 .'. HOLLOW
t ii Ji-r th ) Auspices of -
SCR&HT0H CQKCLE0n3ER 0? HEPTASOPHS
Don't Fall tn 5W - mr
l ne Bin-aim:; li.un.
Miio Kteatnhutit ilaee.
Tan Thrilhnif liuridary.
'i ho Ponderous Cotton Press. i
Tlie Jody Plantation Darkios.
Houl ir prieo-. Mutlino prices, Ke.. 8js. and
iUi.'. .-ale ot i ia s opni.s Wednesday, JaU 18.
ACADEMY OF MUSIC
MOINUAT, JANUARY 21.
Tho Great fieenic Romance,
LAND OF THE
MIDNIGHT SUN
A Beautiful story of Life in the Far North, bf
WON UARBOUR.
Marvelous Mcclianical Lil'ccta 1
Tnu Prison of Kruavilc.
The Llectric )un.
The Mine Explosion.
Tho Volcanic Eruption,
Sale of Seats opons Friday, Jan. Is.
ACADEMY OF MUSIC.
TUESDAY, JAN. 22.
EXUAU1SJ1EXT OF
MRS. POTTER
MR. BELLEW
And an Excellent C' lnimny, l'reaoiilina
'Ih-?ir Lutuwt and O run teat Succumb,
:. CORDAY
A DRAMATIC EVENT.
PRICES1 Fir.it Flenr, Sl.-'iii, S1.00 and ric.)
Balcony, T.je. and C0c. ; Oullery, 'i jc.
Salo of seats op?ns Saturday, Jan. ID.
DAVIS THEATER
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday,
January 21, 22 and 23.
The Crowning Success
Tlio Comcdy-Draina of the Seasou,
a BARREL OF
The Greatest of Sensational ("om.
cJ Dramas.
The Oridn.il 4U-S:ar Cast with "A BAR
REL OF Money."
ADMISSION, 10, 20 OR 30 CENTS
Two performances daily ai - 30 and 8.15 p. ra.
Next Attroction-"SI DE-TRACKED."
POSITIVELY LAST DAY .
EXPOSITION
Exhibitors' Day ah the samples
left over (Indus; the two weeks
(liven to public to avoid freight
charges carrying same.
Special ClJiidrezt's Day la after-
nuon. Admission, 10 cents, lioxes
nt Caramels to children.
Admission, 25 cts. Children. 15 cts.
CALL UP 3582.
uin mm
iU III!
CO.
OILS,.
VINEGAR
AND
CIDER.
OFFICE AND WAREHOUSE,
141 TO 151 MERIDIAN STREET
M. W. COLLINS, M'c'r.
8ES0.LT
CHARLOTT
Salts.
327 Spruce St,
Oppoilto th New Hotol Jormyn, Scranton, Pfl