ON!.NO - c to BE MARBLED, ':.lt- may be funny, butrve tione it. - ryfe got a rib and a baby.- Shadows departed— oyster stews,.braidy _Cock-tails, cigar boxes, - bait' jacks, _abscouding shirt buttons, whist and dominoes. Shadows present—hoopskirN band boxes, tibbons, gaiters, long stockings, juvinile dresses,, tin, trumpets, little willow chiiri,eradleS, bibs, pap, sugar teats, paregoric, hive syrup, rhubarb senna, salts, squill-, and diattor's bills. Shadows future—more nine pound babies, more hive syrup, ete, etc. I'll just tellyou how I got caught. I Was always the darndest, most tea custard, bashful fellow you'ever did see ; it was kinder in my line to Ise taken with Alte.shitkes every •time I saw • .pigsty gal approaching me, and dross the street any time rather than face one; "twasn't because 1 didu'tilike the critters, fin if 1 - was behind the fence looking throughl a knothole, 'conldn ; t look at one loneeneug. Well, my sister Lib gave a party one night, and I stayed away from :home-because I was teo bashful to face th'e mtiSic. I hung around -the lionse whistling "Old Dan Tucker," dancing le keep my feet warm, watching, the • heads bobbing up and. down the window cur tains, and wishing, the thundering party . would break up so that I could get to my rem. I smoked up .a bunch of cigars, and As it was gettiiir, late and mighty unCotnfort - able, concluded to shin.up ,the door post. No sooner said than done, and . 1 soon found • triyaelf snug in bed. -..Nosy,"• says _I, "let her rip! Dance till your • wind' gives out !" And - cuddling under Ote quilts, Morpheus - grabbed' Me. I was- dreaming of soft-shell • Crabs and stewed tripe and was having a .-good time, when somebody knocked. at the door and woke me rip. "Rap," again. Ilaid " RapJap, rap!" Thenj heard a this • Tiering avid I knew there was a whole raft. of girls o u tsid e , , •11 ; ip, -rap!" Then Lib sings • ont "Jack, are you in there" " Yes," says I. Then came a roar of laughter. - •" Let . us in," _ eats " won't," says 1,," can't yod let a 1 fellowralone?" " Are you a-bed says she. •"I am,' says I. "'Get up," says she. " I won't," says I.- Tben,cante another laugh. By thun der !: J. began to get rilled. "Get out, you petticoated scareerows!" .I cried, "can't you get a beau without hauling a fellow - out of bed? I won't go home with. voq—l won't— so-you may clear out !" And, thowing a boot at the door, I felt better: - BiLt„ presently, oh ! mortal buttons! I heard a'still, small voice, very , much like sister Lib's, and - it' said : *.lack; you'll have to get Up, for all the girls things are in . hem!" ,Oh, Lord, what a pickle! • • Think of me in hed,.all coveted with shawls, • 'muffs bonnets and -cloaks arid twenty girls . • outside the door Waiting to get in! If I. had stopped to think I should have pancaked on the spot. As it was, I rolled Out among the • bOnnet-wire and ribbons in a hurry. "Smash!" went the millenry in every ditection. I had to_ dress in the (bilk for there was a. crack in door and the girls toil! peak—and the way I fumbled :ahout wAs death on • straw hats. . the_ door, critical moment came. I opened the door, and found myself right among the wo men. "Oh, my Leghorn!" cries one " llr -dear,-darling, winter velvet!' elks another, and they piteheil in--they - pulled me this way and that, boxed rny . ears; and one bright eye.' little; piece—Sal lier name was— . put her mins right around my neck, and _,kissed me tight on my lips. Human nature couldn't stand that, and I gave her at good she'sent. It was the first tithe I 'ever got stiasie; and it was powerful good. I believe Could shave • kissed that_ gal from Julius die.zar to the Fourth _of July. "Jack," said she, we are sorry to distotb you, but won't you..see 'me home ?" " Yes," said I "1 I ;did do it, and. had another smack at the gate, toO..- After that. we took a kinder turtle doling after each other, both of - us sighing like a barrel of new. cider when we were away from each other. 'Twas at the close of a glorious slimmer day—the sun was setting behind a western hog-pen—the, chickens `were going tc- roost—the bull-frogs were cow . mencing.theirevening songs-the pollywog's in their native mud puddles, were preparing Ultemselves for the shades of night—and Sal and myself sat upon an antiquated back-log, _listenig to,tlie music of nature, such as tree toads, roosters and grunting pigs, and now and then the mellow inesic of a distant, jack 'ass was "wafted to our ears by the gentle zephyrs that sighed among the mullen stalks, ' and:came :heavy- -laden with the deliciohs odoirof hen roosts end pig styes. The la-tit lingering rays of the setting sun, glancing from the brass buttons of a solitary horseman shone through a knot-hole in the hog pen full in Sal's face, dyeing , her hair-with an orange peel hue, and- showing off my thread-barn coat to bad advantage—one of My ,arms_wa. around Sal's waist, my band resting on the small of her back-- , she was toying with my auburn locks of jet black hue—esbe. was al- . ' most gone, and 'I was ditto. She looked' like - a grasshopper dying with the hiccups, and I felt like.a mud-turtle choked with a codfish "Sal,”: says I, in a voice musical as k s it e notes of .a lying swan, Will you have Me I" She turned her eyesheavenward, clasp ed. the by. the hand, and had an attack of the - heaves And . blind staggers, and with a sign' that drew her shoe : strings•to her palate, said. "Yes!" She gave clear out, then, and squatted in my lap—she .corkscrewed and I curflurnim ea. and rolled in it. I hugged her till I broke "my suspenders, and her breath sraell'Of onions . she ate a week before. Well, tomake a long story short, she set the day, and we practiced for four weeks every night how we would walk 410 the roO:n to be married, "till we got ao we could walk as graceful as a couple of -Muscovy ducks: The 'night, the 'company, and the minister came, the.signal was given.. and arm in aim we -marched through the 'Crowded ball. We, were. just entering the parlordoor, when down .1 went kerslap on.the oilcloth, pulling Sal after me., Some cursed . fellow had di-Upped,- a banana skin on the :floor; and it f10e:4144m. I split an awful hole in my ca.ssimeres right under niy- dress coat tail. It was too late to out, so slapping my hand over it, we marched—in and, were siliced, and taking a seat I watched. the kis sing the.-.bride operation.' ..My wro,omstnan I was" tight and he kissed her till rjurnPed up to take a Alice when, oh, horror: s little six rears old imp.bad crawled behind me, aryl pulling, my shirt through the, hole. in mv pants had pinned it to' the. chair, and in jumping up, I displayail to the admiring. gaze of the astonished multitude a trifle more .of . white . Muslin thin was pleasant. The women giggled, the then roarea, and got mad, but . was finally put to bell, and .there all: any troubles ended.' Good night. Tuc Pis - rot.:—.A.n Irishman, driven to des peratiOn, by the stringency of the money market, and the high - price of provision, pro cured a pistol and took to the road. Meeting -a traveler,' be stoped him, with "Youi, - tnotiev oryoar life Serling.that Pat wasrgreeii; he said : • - " I tell you what , lll do.. I'll give you all my Money for that pistol." • "A g reed" • . .Pat received the mone y and handed over the pistol.- " Now,"-Mid -the traveler, "hard back that moues- ar T9l blow you . r brains 0p.." "INizzard away, me hearty," said Pat; divil the dbrop of powther there's in it." • Aar when.a man has no. 'design but to spenk Abe truth, he mats say a great deal in t. vary narro*.oompass. LITTLE & HARDING'S COLUMN. -- FARMERS —A ND C 11-A NI C S!! WILL please remember, when building, thit the subscriber's are _furnishing DOORS, SASI and BLINDS, At the lowest Factory prices, and that they keep constantly On hand, a large stock of NAILS, GLASS, PUTTY, DOOR TRIMMINGS, FASTEN,INGS, LIME, &e., In fact; we hare almost everything in the way of Building Materials. Of first rate quality, and will sell them at a very small advance from Cost for C►su. Therefore we confidently maitre Builders, that they will materially consult their own interests by.giving us a call, beforeipurchasing. LITTLE & 114%RDING. FLOUR, SALT, .-- 'SD-• L - 1 111 E BY the LOAD or BARREL S constantly on hand, and for sale. at the cery_lowest rates, • . LITTLE & HARDING Nichelsom September Ist, 1857. ANOTHER .flirtit : ma '*totit of If Y. - 11 For the Winter Trade Now and Boautiful styles, Now being opened by LITTLE & HARDING. Fish! Fish!! A FRESH lot of those Fine Heavy Codfish, a!so, Bluefish in Barrels and Half Barrels, just received by LITTLE & HARDING. ALSO, A NEW, Stock of Groceries, Hardware, 111 Crockery, &c., &c., a hundreth part of hich we have not time to mention. Eneugh to say, we have almost anything, and eve rything expected -to bo found at a store in thn country—all of which we are determined t. turn into cash, in the very shortest possible time and we herewith issue a • - NOTICE 4:DfLIA.VA gBVrOnIM. - We wish it distinctly nndestood, that for CAsn we - Will 'sell any kind of Goods at much lower prices than Usual. t 7 Fresh . Groceries.' SU AR, Ntolasiei, Rice, Coffee, Tea, .and a I. kinds of Groceries in any quantity, at the vecy lowest rates, still! stuck constantly on hand, by LITTLE & HARDING. rod Shilling Tea, j\TOTWITHSTANDING the recent heavy llt advance in the price of Teas, we have so cureila large lot of the same quality of that which ,has. ,Ciented su much good feeling among our Tea drinking customers. Plenty of it ; by the chest or pound, at the old price,,by LIS TLE & It is a Fact, TAT Saleratus, Soap and Candles of the hest qualities, are for_sale by the Box; at Net , : York city wholesale prices, by LITTLE & HARDING, Potash, IN Tin Cans, a Pure article, for sale by LITTLE & Boots' and Shoes, ONSTANTLY on hand, a first rate assort. V went of Men's, Boys' and Youths' doable sole Boots and Shoes, of the best manufacture, WV men's Shoes, Boots and Gaiters in g.reat Niriety, all to be sold at very low rates, by LITTLE & HARDING. r - Hats and Caps, -almost antes:: variety, of kinds, quality an 1. prices, for sale by LITTLE & HAEDTXG. Bonnets, 131BBONS, Flowers'and Trimmings, for-sale .IA by. LITTLE az: HARDINd. • Clothing! r IOATS, Vests and Pants, well made, and I,—/ good styles: Shirts, Collars, Hosiery, Gloves, etc., for sale cheap, by LITTLE & HARDING, Leather! COLE and Upper Leather, Pegs, Shoe Nails ind Thread, Wax and many other kinds of Shoe - Findings, for sale by S. HARDING. , Carpeting RICE! all Wool Carpets, at low price, for sale by LITTLE & HARDIEG To Linnbormon and Coopers. BEST Cast Steel and Steel Poll Axes, Cast Steel Mill and Cut Sawa, also Patent tooth >I Cit Saws, with Files, of almost ali de r seriptions, for isale . by LITTLE & HARDTSG. To Dairymen, • FIRKINS, Return Pails, Pans, Tin, Painted and Cedar Pails, Batter Soisis, Dairy Sale', &e.'.&c., for sale by LTTTLE & HARDING. Are You Building! - NrOCT will save money by purchasing your J_ Nails, Glass, Paints,Oils,'Sash, Door Trim mings, and Hardware generally of LITTLE S. HARDING. ' _ Flour, Salt and Lime, BY the Load, or Barrel,• constantly on hand, and for sale by Cash ! ! 17 - 011 can boy almost anything, in the way of General Merchandise, for CASH, at a very small advance from cost, of LITTLE & lIARDISG. ProduCe -Wanted, BUTTER, Eggs. Lard, Tallow, Beeswax, Grain of all kinds, Rags, Old Iron, Lumber, Shingles, Dried Apples, Bean soke., du., wanted in exchange for Goods, by iATTLg & Illarnic • tall LIBM glEt LITTLE & HARDING: Tunkhaunock Dopot, July 15t, J 8 7. PAINTS, OILS SASH AND BLIND LITTLE - & HARDING. * * *Please earl and price our goods and satisfy yotirselves of the above facts. GUTTENBERG, ROSENBAUII, & CO. Montrose. Pa.. 1 . Nov. 24th, 1857. F LOUR for sale by the Load or Barrel, by DICKERUAk&OARRETT. New "Ifilford,-June 100,18,51, S. H. SAYRE & BROTHERS • ARE NOV RECEIVING - soplY of . • .00 6 SP fillip 4 4 AND or W•I3MINILEIt GOODS. I • _ Tj 'IICH for Crtah or PrOducerean be bough V very low. ; " WALL PAPER. A select assortment jus received. S H. SAYRE & BROTHERS. CARPETING. Baria49 oirered by S. H. SAY RE & BROTHERS PLOWS! P4OWS!! PLOWS, We invite the attention of Farmers to' the celebrated Peekskille Plows .which we have added to our large assortment. S. H. SAYRE iff. BROTHERS, Proprietors of Engle Foundry.. Montrose, April 29th, 1817. Istf. STOVES! STOVES ; t STOVES !! ! OM Stoves have been ; so thoroughly tried to the entire satisfuetion - of all, that they need neerecommend frOtn . S. H. SAI:RE & BROTHERS., N E Iff FALL AND WINT FR COODS! It is - unnecessary to acknowledge (Teat R. KEN T 'Y 0 N Q.:ELECTS the best style; of Goods that are to kJ. be found is New York,iregardless of the ex inns°. Ile ham just received from New York a largo assortment of Dry Goods consisting of Rich All Wools Delanes; French Delanes, Su. perior Plaid Goods, and C4licoes in endless va riety. His goods cost and are wortk, 25 per more than the goods usually sold through the Country, at the same price's. Kentucky Jeans, Printed Flannels, Rich Ribbonds from five ets. to five shillings, Brodie Sh l awls from 87 to $2O. Carpet Bags, Umbrellas, White Goods, Sheetings at low prices. Ladies Widter Bonnets. Shoes and Gaiters, large assortment. House Carpeting, cheap. ,Collars, UndereleeVem, Brocade Delanes. 28 inch Black Silk for $1 a! ..ard, something un heard of. Debages, Hats, iCaps. Crockery. A complete assortment of Groceries, Brown Sugar, at old prices, 10 cts. per pound. Call and see one and all. : My reputotia l n for selling good cheap has not diminished in the least, come along with your cash and trade with your Ser vant. KENYON. BOOK accounts wit h customers of over one year's standitig must bo settled as i need the proceeds." Wool Sack Shadows noti wanted. R. KENYON Lawsvillo Centre, Sep. 0, ]857. .11 1 .11V.7 FETIKED t'VIDY43. - ItETaagla GREAT REDUTIOINIOF PRICES! ! J)fICKERMAN & GARAATT are now re ceiving their Stock of Stoves for the Fall and Winter Trade, and would beg, leave 90 say to their numerous friends; and customers that they have on hand the largest and best selected Stock of Stoves ever offerld to the inhabitants of Susgnehann.i Co. Their Stock consists of the most approved pattern's of Elevated Oven, Large Oven, Premium androal Cooking Stoves, Wood and Coal Parlor Sto,ves of Elegant pat terns, also' Six-Plate Office and Hotel Stoves, Coal Burners, &c. We hhve x the best Stove constructed on the diving flue principle, ever made, at a very moderate price. '• -We would take this oppbrtunity of reminding our friends who are solicitto purchase their Stoves of Hawkers & Ped . ars, that a momenta reflection wilt convince thOn that it is very bad economy to do so. It is a well established fact that the cost of melting Stoves pedling !!item about the coun ty, is not less than 15 or 2 per cent, and gener ally as high as 20, to say iiething of bad debts and cost of collections. Of course this extra ex rains() must come ont of tsw pockets of the pur anaser. peln consideration of the )Ibove facts we offer dr entire Stock of Stoves at 20 per cent less y Pedlar will or can s4ll. Call and see ' these things are not so. New Milford, Sept. 164 1557. NEW STOVES ! Ite Eit 'lt le Is just receiving a large stock o, • _ NEW STOVES INCLUD/NG a full assortment of Elevated Oren, Large Oren and Flat Top Premium Cook Stores, fo r -- IVood ortCoal, with a Superior vatiety of Parlor, Officei and Shop Stores, for Wood or Coal ; also, Steve Pipe, Zinc, Sheet Iron, Store Tubes, 4i. His assortment will include the most SELECT and DEstitaßLE STOVES in market, and will be sold on the most favorable terms, and to which he would invite the particular attention of CASH buyers. New Milford, October, 12th, 1857. ; 1 7: 4.00 7.0*". 1 01 ; ce Vtl::1 ; :..0 °- 5 . •:6 ' JUST A GOING! But not through ytc hands bf the 7,6 aqrlC ..T .WE prefer to dispoie of our own goods, V Therefore GftEAT!ISIDUCEMENTS are offered to CASH CUSTOMERS, or on a SNORT CREDIT, with approved . NOTES. Those who wish to avail themselves of this opportunity, we advise to Call at the Stoics, of - 6utteubtrg, goseithaum, ff.M • t At either Moutrose,lStisq'a Co., Pa., ' Susq , a Depot, " ft ,Or Towaudai Bra'd " " Where ee offer. to Suit ithiS Times and mold Suspension GREAT BARGAINS to purchasers of All Kinds of DRY. GOODS and READY MADE CLOTHING, wliich have been lately purchased under (listing low Prices and sell ing at the same. A SPLENDID! STOCK OP p r Sa abs, ComOriiiing almost Every Kind of MESS Goons, such as Rich Moire Antique, Black and Fancy Silks, Plain and Printed F'rench Merinos, Shaded and Plain All Wool and Common De Laines; Paramettas, 25 to 30 per 'eent. Lower than ever, &c., &c. In Domestic Coods, our assortment is completvand Astonishing Low.. We also have on hand a heavy Stock of READY MADE CLOTHING Mich we will offer 301 per cent. loWer than any other establishment in thin section. Also CLOTHING MADE TO ORDER In the neatest and best manner and Warranted. All kinds of Grain taken at the Highest Mar ket prices; also Dried Apples and Geese Feath } era. SE Ml 3 ILL Atrt glinStoth „insnrantt OF PHIL9ELPHIA, No. 86 Walskitk! above Fourth. CAPIT'. 446° 400 ) 000. Make inturancer- i " t 1 ""Toes or Arnim by Pim on B in .' f '', Pafnilure and Afet;"" e gf generally. • {-n, et , ON Horses and tunas,. against death from any cause. nr LOSSES I:,ROSIPI'LY ADJUSTED.AI DIRECTORS: B. R., MILLER, J. CROASDALE, J. R. FLANICES, F. S. HOECKLEY, HENRY JoNES, BAHL, J. RANDALL CHAS. FLANMEN, Of Wilmington, Del. WISLCARTERET, Sec, B. R. MILLER; Fria% BILLINGS STROUD, Agent. anufatturtrs' ttsurante Co. Charter Perpetual. Granted by the State of • Pennsylvania. • CAPITAL $500.000. Fire, Marine and Inland Tramper- tatiqu. AROIC S. Lteetacorr, President Wx. A. RHODES, Vice Pres't.- • ALFRED' WEEICS, Secretary. DIRECTORS. Aaron S. Lipincott, Charles Wise, Vm. A. Rhodes, Alfred Weeks,' Wm. Thomas, J. Rinaldo Sank, • WM. Neal, John P. Simmons, Charles J. Field, James P. Smith. O f fice No. 10 Merchant's E.rchange, A. N. DULLARD, Agent, Montrose, Pa NEW WATCH-MAKEITS SHOP. j B. ISBELL wiBhos to inform the pubic I . that he• has rented a window in F. Chandler's Store,. where, he will he found ready to repair Clocks, Watches and Jewelry, on the shortest notice, and in good style. All repairs warranted. Montrose, Sept. Ist, 1857. If Patent Medicines, &c. AFFLICTED READ GR A tit ER BERG MEntasts.—VegetablePins Green Mountain Ointment, Sarsaprila Compound, Children's Panacea, Eye Lotion, Fe ver and Ague Remedy, Health 'Bitters; Hymen tail, Syrup, Consumptive's Balm, Marshall's Uterine, Catholieon, Dr. Libby's Pile Ointment, and Manual of Health. Ayres Pills and Cherry Pec,torial, Tanner's German Ointment, Trask's Magnetic Ointment. nollowny's Ointment and Pills,•Davis' Pain Killer, Dr. Fitch's Heart Corrector, Bennett's Root and Plant Pills; Soule's Sovereign Balm, -Wright's Indian Vegetable Pi Ils, Rhode's Fever and Augue Cure, Iferckant ' s Gargling Oil, Arni. ca Lineament, Camphor, Castor Oil, Paregoric, Aloes, Picera, Myrrh, Licorice, &c., &c., &c. A new supyly just received, to be keptconstant ly on hand, for sale by' It N., BULLARD. October, Ist, 1856. 00 ID P. 0P 16 AT THE HEAD OF NAVIGATION! A'AND examine the ehoieestoex or Spring. and Summer Goods, just opened for Examination and SALE, at rery lowfgures by C. W. 11.10TT.- TELLA, Cashmere, and DeLain Shawls a kj,very low prices by C. W. MOTT. HATS and Caps of the newest styles, in great variety by. C. W. MOTT. , pRINTS in abundinee by - C. W. MOTT 1) BASS Hoops, Hosiery, Gloves. Belts 1.1 etc., etc., by C. W. MOTT. Brf OW N and Dine Sheeting and Sh - rtings— Shirtinzz Strips, Ticks, Denims, Summer Stuff's. &c., &e., as•low as can be - afforded in this market. C. IV.- MOTT. Groceries !Gtoceries!! good assortment of Groceries comprising La. Flour, Salt, Fish, Tea, Coffee, Sugar, &., and other articles in the line too numerous to Mention, which is oilfired for sale at low prices, for cash or ready par. Cal/ and .examine mi Goods and PRICES before purchasing else. where. - . S. S. MOTT Montrose, Aug. 10th, 1837. The Magnetic IfcH. THE undersighed, after many years of earefui 1 research and experiment, have discovered and perfected a safe. convenient and unexcoption. able means of completely controling, the maternal I function, without employing any of the unnatural and deleterious expedients so often resorted to for that purpose. Apart from its specifi, use of preventing conception, it is an infalible means of restoring to health and vigor the alms ed,derangsd and enfeebled procreative functions of 'females, and of reinvigorating and restoring i the general health to its wonted constitutional integrity. It consists of a Magnetic Bell, which encircles the body directly over the os Miura, by the magnetic action of which the fecundating power is inter cepted and held in abeyance, and the vital nem"- magnetic currents, otherwise drained off by sex ual excesses, are turned back thro' the system, stimulating all the viscera to a healthy normal tone. In a true moral aspect, no valid objection can be urged against its lawful use, as it, is de signed to subserve a groat humanitary purpose in the - reproduetive economy. It is impossible •in a brief card to 'give the reader an adequate con ception of the virtues of the discovery and .the modus of its action. Accordingly, the proprietors have prepared pamphlet, fully embodying the phil...sophy of its influence upon the genitive func tion, its uses, testa and results, which they will torward qv the receipt of six cents in postage stamps ; to any address. The price of the Belt Is $5, sent by mail free. DuCOURSEY, NORTON & Co., 346 Broadway, New York. Address P. 0. Box 2341. dU, 3m.] To' the Independent Voters OF SUSQUEHANNA COUNTY AND ALL ornEts who look to their own interests. The undersigned is not just now to offer him self with a long epistle for your "votes at the coming election,' but would simply say that he has just received a new stock of HOOKS and STATIONERY, which he is ready to sell to all those who want,just exactly right. A new lot of Pocket & Family• Bibles, Testa ments, Prayer Books &c &c. SCHOOL BOOKS, such as will be wanted in he NORMAL SCHOOL ~ A choice lot of A. W. Harrison's Columbian Inks, Toilet At. Family Soaps, Ladies' & Gentle men's Perfume! y, and Flavoring Extracts. GIFTS,GIFTS. As It has become so fash ionable to advertise Nplendid pit enterprises," I would just say that I will agree to ferniih pur chasers with gifts, and quite as valuable ones too, as Pewter Penknives, Brass Fingerrings or other valueless trinkets. Try me at' the Montrose Book Store. 4 1 1. N. BULLARD. Montrose Pa. Aug. 12th, 1857. ACOMPLETE assortmealorGltOCEßlES at • C e DU '''). M. HAWLEY'S. . • .üblic Parm'°!' r eale. • VO T HE subscriber 0f,.. 1. b,..aale a Good Farm of 95 acres in 8r....,,e-piir ir four miles east of Montrose, 70 acres 6 . .....ed. There is on tie premises a large framed Dwelling Boogie, a good framed Barn, an excellent Apple Orchard One half of the purchase money will be required down; the balance in annual instalments. ELIJAH BROWN. - Eridgewater, August 19th, 1857. IiROFESSOIL WOOD'S flair Re/iterative at TURRELL'S. '.AYE R'S 'Cightertic Pills ) ( SUGAR COATED.) 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I hare seldom found a case of babas die eau to obstinate that it did nut readily yield to them. internally yours, ALONZO BALL, It. D., • Physician Vele' Marine'fforpgaL Dyeentern - lielas, and WonN6 Poll °riles, Reins!inn trr. Co., limn., Nov. 16, Tad/. Da. krill: Tour. are the perfection of medicine. They have done my wife more good than I can tell_vou. Sh e h a d been deg sad pining away for months. Went onto be doctored at great ammo, but got no better. She then commenced taking your Pills, which soon cured her, by expelling large quantities of worms (dead) from her laxly. _They afterwards cured her and etir two children of bloody dysentery. One of our neighbors had It bad, and my wife cured -him with two doses of your Mlle, while. other. around us paid from Ave to twenty dollars doctors' biliaind lost mach time, without being cured entirely even thee. Such a medicine as yours, which is utually good and honest, will be mired here. 011.10. J. GRIFFIN, nufseuter. Indigestion and Impurity of the Blood From Rer. J. r. Mimes, Parlorof Admit Marc:A, Boston. Da. Aria: I have need your PILL with extraordinary success In my family and among those I me celled to visit In distreac To regulate the orgasm of'digestlon and purify the blood they are the very beet remedy I bare ever Known, and I can confidently recommend them to my Mende. Tenn, J. V. boasts, Wrote:ea Co., N. Y.. Oct. 24, Ind. Dna hut : I tun owing your Cathartic rills In my prac tice, and find them an excellent purgative to thanes the ayetim, end purify the Fountains of the blood. JOHN O.IIIEACIIAM, M. D. Erysipelas, Scrofula, King's Evil, Totter, Tumors, and Salt Rhenm. From a ihricardinp Menehant of .2t. Louis, 11b. 4, 18141. DR. AYER: Your -Pills are the paragon of all that is great In medtclim. They have aged my little daughter of ulcerous sores upon her hands and feet that had proved Incurable for peers. liar mother has been-long grievetm• ly afflicted with blotches and pimples on her skin and Id her hair. After our child was cured. she also tried your Ms, and they here cured her. ASA 11011GRID0L Rheumatism, Neuralgia, and Gout. Prom Pis Rec. Dr. //cokes, of the Jklhodist Rpis. Church. PLTABILI Housx,..Sasannan, Ga., Jan. 6, 1636. Iletworm Six: I should be ungrateful for the relief your skill has brought me if I did not report my case to you. A cold settled in my limbs and brought on excruciating treuralgie tains, which ended In chronic rheumatism. Notwithstanding I had the best of physicians, the dime's grew worse and worse, until, by the advice of yoiir excel lent agent in Baltimore, Dr. Slacken:le, I tried your Pills. Their effects were flow, bet sure: By persevering in the WAG of then, I am now entirely well. aIt.NATZ CRANUR BATON Ilona, La., 5 Dec., 1655. DR. Aria: I have been entirely cured by your Pills of Rheumatic Gout • painful disease that had afflicted ma for years. • VINCENT SLIDELL For Dropsy, Plethora, or kindred Com plaints, requiring an active purge, they are an once lent remedy. For Costiveness or Constipation, and as a Dinner Pill, they are agreeable and effectual. Fits, Suppression, Paralysis, Intlaminp. sad e•eo Deafness, and Partial. Blind ness, taxeixtes cured by the sltersthe salon of thole NIL Most of the pills In market contain Mercury, which, al though a valuable remedy to skilful hands, is dangerous in a public pill, from the dreadful consequence* that fre quently follow Its incautious use. These contain no mar miry or mineral substance whites'. • AYER'S CHERRY PECTORAL FOR THE RAPID CURE OF COUGH SCOLDS, lIOARSZNICSS.I.NPLU. RATA, BRONCHITIS, WJIOOPINO COUGH, CROUP, ASTHMA, IN CIPIENT CONSUMPTION. and for the relief of consumptive patients In advanced stages of the disease. We need not speak to the public of Its virtues. Thronkhout every town. and almost every hamlet of the American States, Its wonderful cures of,pvilmonary cam. plaints have matte It already known. Nay, few are the families in any civilized conntry.on this continent without some personal experience of Its effects; and fewer yet the communities any where 'which have not among them some living trophy of its victory over the subtle and den prone dineamee of the throat and lungs. While it Is the mo't powerful antidote yet known to man for the form!• dabie and dangerous dimenetiof the pulmonary organs, it Is also the pleas:vote-et and safest. remedy that ran be em ployed for infants and young persons. Parents should have it in store against the inindions enemy : that steals upon them unprepared. We have anondant is believe the Cum= PtCP3P-At eaves more lives by the con. sitniptions It prevents than those it cures. Keep it by yon, and core your colds while they are curable, nor neg lect them until no human skill ran rutudet the Inexorable canker that, fastened on the vitals, Oats your life away, All know the dreadful fatality of lung disorders, and ea they know too the virtues of this remedy', we netd not do more thi}n to asture them it is egil made the beet it can be. We apace no reef, no rare, no toil to produce It the moot perfect parveil•le. and thus afford those who rely on it the best agent which our skill can furnish for their cure. PREPARED BY DR. J. C. AYER, Practical ant Aztalytical Chemist, Lowell, Hasa ASb 501.13 Br• • ABEL TURRELL, Montrose, And by Dealers in AIEDICIN,ES everywhere. WETTER ARRANGEMENTS. R . E.:FTM‘ .A.w6FN New Rail Road Route, Delaware, Lackawanun.& W.R.D. NEW and expeditious broad gunge route from the North and West, via Great Bend ana Scranton, and from the Lackawanna and Wyoming valleys, directly through to New York and Philadelphia. On and after Monday, Jan. 18th, 1858, trains will be run as follows: The Night Express Train bound east on N. Y. & Erie R. R. arrives at Great Bead at 4.00 a. m., and connects with the EXPRESS Train which leaves Great Bend for New York and Philadelphia at 8.30 SI. m Due at Montrose, 9.07 " Tunkhannock, • - 9.50 " Factoryville, 10.13 " Scranton, 10 00 " Stroudsburg, - 1.38 p. in Delaware,(ls minutes to dine,) 2.10 Bridgeville, Phil. pass. leave 2.40, " _ Junction, 3.30, " New York, - 7.10, " Philadelphia, 8.20, " Passengers from N. Y.,- leave Pier No: 2 North River, at 7 30, a. m From Philadelphia, leave Walnut St, Wharf, at 6.00 " Leave Junction, 10.55-, " Dueatßridgeville,(Phitconnection.)ll.4s, " - Delaware, (15 in in. to dinner), tsg.oo m. Stroudsburg, IN7, p. m Scranton, 3.35, " Factoryville, 4.27 " Tunkhanock, - 4.48 " Montrose, 45.35, " Great Bend. 6.10, " Connecting at Great Bend - with the Dunkirk Express, west, at Aceommodation Train leaves Soren ten for Great. Ben d -at 7.20 a. in. Arrive at Great Bend, 12 25 p. in. Connecting with the Emigrant Train west, on the N. Y. & E. Rail Road. Returning, leaves Great Bend at 1.25 p. m. Due'at Scranton, - 6.10 " For the accommodation of way travel on the ' ,Southern Division, a passenger car will be at tached to the Express Freight Trains,leaving ' Scrnatod, at 5.00 a. m. Due at Stroudsburg at 10.20 ' 4 Junction at 2.10 p. in. Returning, will leave Junction at 5.00 a. m. Due at Stroudsburg at 8,35 " Scranton at 2.50, p. in. Pasiengers from New York will change cars at Junction. To and from Philadelphia. via B. D. R. R., leave or take cars at Bridgeville. . For Pittston, Kingston, and Wilkesbarre,take L. & 8.. R. IL, cars at Scranton. For Jesaup,Arehbald, and Caibondale, change ears at Greenville. Tickets sold, and baggage checked Orough. JOHN BRISBIN,SupI. War. N. Jtaxs,Gen'l Ticket Agent NEiW GOODSlifi -Am-. H. 3. WEBB'S. MONTROSE, APRIL, 30m 1857. ' litesiaoved, • M'Miry office to my new residence nearly oppo site the Presbyterian Church, onTuropike Street The publis are invited tv call and exam ine specimens of the various styles of. Plugging and Plate which lam daily executing. Nogals• sing,"any more," friends, the work speaks for itself. . C. D. VIRGIL Resident Dentist. Montrose, Pa. Sept. 1857. , . important - Discovery. . riONSUMPTION, and all diseases of the LUNGS & THROAT are pOsitivelivisrabte by IN - HALATION, which conveys the remedies to the cavities in the lungs through the air passe lee, and corning in directcontact with the disease neutralizes the tubercular matter,allays the cough causes a free and easy expectoration, heals the lungs, purifies the blood,imparts renewed vitality to the nervous system, giving drat energy so indispensable , for the restoration of the health. To be able to state confidently thatConsamptioni is curable by Inhalation, is to me a Imam ant - . alloyed pleasure. It is as much under thenentrol • of medical treatment as any other formidable die ease; 90 out of 100 cases can te3 cured In the Ist stages, and 60 pr ct. in the 2nd: but ill the 3rd stage it is impossible to save more than b pr for the lungs are so cut tip by the disease is to bid defiance to medical skill. However, In the last stages, INHALATION affords relief to the suffering attending this fearful scourge, which annually destroya 95,000 persons in,theU.S.alone and a correct calculation shows that of the present population of the earth, - 80,000,000 are destined , to fill the consumptive's graves. Truly the quiver.of death has no arrow so fa - tal as Consumption. la all ages it has been the groat enemy of life, for it spares neither age nor sex, but sweeps off alike the bravo the beautiful, graceful and gifted. By the help of the Su preme Being from whom cometh every gond and perfect gift, I am enabled to offer to the afflicted a permanent and speedy cure in Consumption. The first cause of tubercles is from impure blood, and the immediate effect - produped by their dep osition in the lungs is to prevent the free admis sion of air into the air celle,which causes a weak ened vitality thro the entire system. Then sure ly it is more rational to expect greater good from medicines entering the cavities of the lungs than from those administered through the stomach; the patient will always find the lungs free and the breathing easy, after inhaling the remedies. Thus, Inhalation is a local remedy, nevertheless it acts constitutionally,and with more power and certainty than remedies administered through the stomach. To prove the powerful and direct influence ot this mode of administration, chloro form inhaled will entirely destioy sensibility in a few minutes, paralyzing the entire nervous spa tem, so that a limb may be amputated without the slightest pain; inhaling the ordinary.burning gas will destroy life in a few hours. The inhalation of ammonia will arouse the'sys tem when fainting or apparently dead. The od or of many of the medicines is perceptible in the skin aNtew minutes after being inhaled, and may be immediately'detected in the blood. A convin , ring proof of tho.constitutional effects of inhale tion. is the fact that sickness is always produced by breathing foul air—is notthis positive evidence that proper remedies, carefully prepared and ju dicionsly administered through the lungs should produce the happiest result? During 18 years practice, many thousands suffering from diseases , of the lungs and throat, have been under my care and I have affected - many remarkable eyes, even after the sufferers had been pronounced in the last stages, which fully satisfies me that Con sumption is no longer a fatal disease. My treat went of Consumption is original, and founded on long experience and a thorough investigation: My perfect acquaintance with the nature of tu bercles, etc., enables me to distinguish, readily, the various fcirtns of disease that simulate Con sumption, and apply the proper , remedies, rarely being mistaken even in'a single case. This fam iliarity, in connection with certain Pathological and microscopic discoveries, enables me to relieve the lungs from the effects of contracted chests, to enlarge the chest, purify the blood, impart to it renewed vitality, giving energy and tone to the entire. system. Medicines with full directions sent to any part of the United Staf.esand Canadas, by patients communicating their symytoms by letter. But the cure would be more certain if the patient should pay me a visit, which would give me an opportunity to examine the lunge and enable me to prescribe with much greater certainty, 'and then the cure could be effected without , my see. ing the patient again. G. W. GRAHAM, M. D. Office, 1131 Filbert Street,(old No. 109, v14n26y.) below Twelfth, Philadelphia, Pa , Of all disease ; the great, first cause, Spings froufneglect of Nature's laws SUFFER NOT VHEN a cure is Guaranteed in all stages rf Secret DISEJSE, Self Abuse, .Nervous • Debility. Strictures, Gicets, Gravel,' Diabetes, i piseases of the Kidneys and Bladder, Mercurial Rheumatism, Scroftda, Pains in the Bones and Andes. Diseases of the Lungs, Throat, Nose and Eyes, Ulcers upon the Body or Limbs, Cancers, Dropsy, Epileptic Fits, St. Vita's Dance,'and all diseases•arising from a derangement of the Sex ual Organs.; Such as Nervous Trembling, Loss of Power, General Weakness, Dimness of Vision with peculiar spots appearidg before the eyes, Coss - of Sight, Wakefulness, Dyspepsia, Liver Disease, Eruptions upon the face, Pain in the back and head, Female irregularities and all im proper discharge's from both sexes. It matters' not from what cause the disease originated, how ever long standing or obstinate the case, RECOV ERY is CERTAIN, and in a shorter time than a permanent cure can be effected by any ether treatment, even after the,disease has baffled the skill of eminent physicians and resisted all-their means of cure.. The indicines are pleasant with out odor, causing no sickness, and free from mercury or balsam. During 20 years of practice I have rescued from the jaws of Death many thon sands, who in the last stages .of the above; men tioned diseases had been given up to die by their physicians, which warrants me in promising to the afflicted, who place themselves under my care, a perfect and most speedy cure: Secret dis eases are theL greatest enemies to health, as they are the first cause of Cense mption,Scrofula, and many other diseases, and ought to be a terror to the human family. As a permanent cure is scarcely ever eine ed, a majority of the cases fal ling into the hands of incompetent persons, who not only fail to cure, the diseaies, but ruin the constitution, filling the system with mercury, which, with the disease, hastens the sufferer into a rapid consumption. But should the disease and the. treatment not cause death speedily, and the victim marries, the . disease is entailed upon the children, who are born with feeble constitutions, and the current of life corrupted by a virus which betrays itself in Scrofula, Tetter, Ulcers, Eruptions, and other of fections, of the skin, Eyes, Throat and Lungs, en tailing upon them a brief existence of suffering ,and consigning them to an early grave. :SELF ABUSE is another formidable ene my to health, for nothing elso in the dread cata logue of human diseases causes so destructive a drain upon the system,drawing its thousands of victims through a few years of suffering down to an untimely grave. It destroys the Nervous sys tem, rapidly wastes away the energies of life, causes mental derangement, prevents, the proper developoment of the system, disqualifies for mar riag,e, society, business, and all earthly happiness, and leaves the sufferer wrecked in body and mind, predisposed to consumption and a train of evils more to be dreaded than death itself: With tlie fullest confidence I assure the unfortunate vic tims of Self A base that a permanent and speedy Cure can be effected, and with the aban donment of ruinous practices my patients can be :restored to robust, vigorous_ health. : The afflicted are cautioned against the use of Patent Medicines, for there are so many ingen ious snares in the columns of the public prints to catch and rob the unwary sufferers, that milieus havd their constitutions ruined by the vile corn. pounds of quack doctors, or the equally poison. ous nostronfivended as "Patent Medicines." I have carefully analyzed many of the so called Patent Medicines and find that nearly all of theni contain Corrosive Sublimate, which is one of the strongest preparations of mercury- and a deadly poison, which insteactof cuiing disease disables the system for life. 7,15 " Three-fourths of the patent nostrums now In use are put up by unprincipled and ignorant persons, who do not understand even the'alphrt bet of the materia medfra, and are equally as destitute ofany knowledge of the human system, having one object only-itiview, and that to make money regardless of consequences. Irregularities and all diseases of males and fe males treated on principles established by 20 years of practice, and sanctioned by thousands of the most reniarkable cures. Medicines sent to any part of the United States oresnadas, by pa tients communicating their symptoms by letter. Business corrspondenee strictly confidential. S UMMER VILLE, M. D. . Office No, 11 , 31 Filbert Street, (old No, 109) 27 1 y.l below 12th, Philad's, a. N11,5i11t55 pirator Chile oi►trose Democrat, tuntrsuED EVERT TrinsuAy 11Y ANDREW J. GERRITSON. Ternes.•.4l.slpe r annum if paid in Vance, Ql.OO if ymid Onthin the year, or Sai if not paid until the end of the year or per , of subscription. Advance payment, aolicite Discontinuancea optional with the Publi until all arrearages are paid. • - Rates of Advertising. - One square, (12 lines,) 3 weeks or leas, 81 "Eich subsequent insertion, One square one year, -$B.OO, two aq'lls a-12 three squares 810.00; four squares 820.00. Disiness Cards of six lines $3.00 per yea Job Work of ell kinds executed nel and promptly. Blanks always an hand. January Ist, 1857, - WM. W. SMITH, & CO., Cabinet and Chafe nantitaet Ir ers, foot of Main Street. Montrose; Pa. ABEL TURRELL, MONTROSE, PJI. Dealer in _Drugs, Medicines, Chemiti,, Dye Stuffs, Glass-ware, Paints, Oils, Varni eic Window Glass, Groceries, Faßey. .Goods, JONI. elry, Perfumery, &e.—And Agent for all the most popular Patent Medicines. JOHN GROVES, 'Fashionable Tailor—Shop near;the Baptist Meeting- tiouse, on .Turnpike Street. Montrose, Pa. ,„ • LATEBOP, Dealer in Ready-Made Clothing, Hats and Cape, Boots and Shoes, Dry Ooods, &e. r • 'Store opposite Seclo's Hotel, Montrose. • DR. R. THAYER, Physician and Surgeon, Montrose, Ps. Office in the Farmer's Store.' • FRANKLIN FRASER, Attorney and Coninelloir at L1364*, Montrose, Pa., will attend faithfully to busi ness entrusted to'him in the County of Susq'r. Cor s tvoyancing and writing of all kinds will be done neatly, and charges moderate. He will alsf, attend to prosecution of claims of soldiers, their widows and heir ,against the U. S. Goverr. ment, for Bounty and, Pensions, &c. May bo found at all boars at the office formerly occupied by. J. T. Richards, Esq., north of the Court House.-1853-1 3- N. C. TYLER, Interested with I. L Hunt, • Importer and,Dealer itt Hardware nna Cutlery, Carriage Trimmings, Springs, &c. 11'o. 215 Pearl Street, X. Jr. Where his Mercantile friends, in this and OTHER Counties, are ,kindlyinvited, and EARNESTLY So licited to call-and purchase. 6tf. 1):VAIL, M. D.. Physician and Surgeon, has perma netly located himself .at; Brackni•ycille, Susifn County, Penn'a, and will promptly attend to all calls with which he may be favored. May, 1856—n22. • HAYDEN BROTHERS, New Milford, Penit'a. Wholesale dealer in Buttens, Combs, Suspenders,. Threads, Fancy — Goods, Watches, Jeo. - elry, SiWerand Plated Ware, Cut lery, Pishing Taale, Cigars, &e. &c. Merchants and pedlars, supplied on liberal terms. . WM, HAYDEN, .10-M\ HAYDEN, DR. E. F. WILMOT, Graduate of the All.,pnth:c and lloriteo patltie Colleges of \l.•di.ine, i. no•,v per manently located in Great Ber,d l'a. • April Ist. 1 95'. 3011 N SAIITTER, Elshiopable tailor . Shop fiv.,t door north of the Fanner's Store. fill Infil filifai, MONTROSE, PA. • • mIIE sub , c - riber haVing purchased, •••.;l refitted and newly fur.bdted the .e*.- above well ham\ n and popular prepared to accommodate the trav• sling public and others with all the attentions and .conveniences usually found in first-clam.. Hotiscs. No effort, will be qar , ,ql by tie Pro prietor and his Assistants to make the Hotel equal in every point to any in the country. The Bar will always be supplied with the Choicest Liquors. . The Stables, connected with this House are large, roomy and convenient,-and careful ann attentive Hostler are always in charge of them. J. S. TARBELL. Montrose, May 13th, 1851. HOWARD ASSOCIATION, PIIILADELPNIA A Benevolent Institution, established by special endowment for the relief of the sick and disl tressed,qfflicted with Vint/en/ Epidemic diseases. TO ALL PERSONS afflicted with Sexual Diseases, such as Apermatorrhon, Seminal Weakness ; Impotence, Gonorrhoea, Gleet,Syphi lis, the Vice of Onanism, or self abuse, &c.,,&c. The HOWARD ASFOCZATION, in view of the awful destruction of human life, caused hy nl diseases, and the deceptions practised upon the unfortunate victims of such diseases by Quacks, severalyears ago directed their Con, suiting Surgeon, as a etrARITATMF ACT worthy of their name, to open a Dispensary for the treat ment of this class of diseases, in all their forms, and to give Minicar. ALVICE GRATIS, to all who apply by letter, with a description of their con dition, (vie, occupation, habits of life, &c.,) and in eases of extreme poverty, to furnish medicines free, of charge. It is „needless to add that the Association commands the highest medical skill of the age. and will furnish the most improved modern treatment.. The Directors on a review of the pttst; feel assured that their labors in this sPhere of benevo lat effort? have been of great benefit, to the afflicted, especially to the young, and they have resolved to devote themselves, with renewed zeal; to this very important'but much despised cause. Just published by the Association, a Report on Spermatorrhcea or Seminal- Weakness, the Vico of Onanism, Masturbation or Self-Abuse, and other diseases of the sexual organs, by the, Consulting Surgeon. which will be sent -by mail (in a sealed letter entelr;pe,) FI.:EE or cumtcg., on the receipt of Two sTAmrs for pos: tags.• Address, for Report or Treatment, Dr. George &Calhoun, Consulting Surgeon, Reward AS9O• elation, No. 2 South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. By order of.te Directors. " EZRA D'. HART YELL President. GEORGE FAIRCHILD, Secretary. Oct. 15th, 1857. fly. Salt! Salt!! Salt!!! THE subscriber beg; leave to .infOrm his friend's and Ike public that ho his taken the gt Store No. 20i Washington-street, (ditkrth op posite Washington Market,) lately occupied by Valley Elliot, and is now prepared to offer for sale on the most liberal terms Fon cast!: all 'kinds of Foreign Coarse, and Pito Salt, from ',crawl, or store, either in sacks or bulk, or put , pp in small bags to .order. healers will be furnished with their names printed on the bags wnem ordering a thousand or more. Persons from a distance ordering by mail can depend upon; having their orderer promptly filled at the,LowE;x MARKET PRICES. GEO. W..I.IANN New York, March Ist, 1857. 3'l OLLOWAY'S Pills and 'Ointment, Morse's Indian Root Pills, and Ayer's Cherry Pee- Aral and Cathartic Pills. Constantly for sale See Adveitisiinents in this paper. ABEL TURRELL. TRACY HAYDEN, CEO. BAYDEN. 4%1
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