1.
:3J it
tiki raj
'..haVf column,-on TTt
Tfcmrth .-v.Utin....e year, , t.Voo
l" V . .-..1 inaurllnn mv
A -ml U wiiiow carr ot
r Y titan 3 limn, por tMf. O.iH'
arm
.ii urMrtiMmm,Rf ehnrter no-
S iMn on T- pay bio at the
i tE aravU!, aui if ol ..aid
ioimon oroVrtng Bw "'';
ijonsibte lor the wow.
Co-nl'iJ RjmJ t'na Gum.
Lc U a oictr maxhii, .
Which L would on you impress,
Whether In Joy or orrow,
la ttleasur or illstrtM.
fo kcP your w,t" ho"
And faithfully observe
K, look out for the engln,
Wbn iff eouiing rou n J the carve.
hoold buslnm tare opprtvt you,
And time oe:n urtra an J ureiir,
Vn honest heart anil sunny mil,
Will all yonr future clicer.
i'ot on tlw breaks, keep a sharp loot
out,
The maxltn well will
Bf von blow your whistle lively
When you're comln-r round tue
curve.
( a gay coquette should charm yon.
Wltb even ana hair liite nts-nt.
To make your poor heart nutter,
And teleuope It quite,
ou bring to iiiind tliti tuviiui,
And then (without reerv)
To holat the danger signal,
When tun's cumins round tho curt-o
I To do your duty manfully.
To cleave unto the right.
Will wake life all the happier
Aud your Joys will be moro bright;
If you leave the wrong behind you
And from the right ne'er sworve.
I The engine will not harm you
Wbeu its eouiing rouuJ the curve.
I And when thngcl-u dlstroyer
Shall stare yoi in the faoe.
Remember that the tot of all
Is a final renting phtoe.
Don't let thii thought vuinm you,
But be A tnnn of nerve.
And look out for the engine
When it's coming round the curve.
Write Ofbn I j the Old Folks.
"Write often to the old folks,"
I beard a young man uy
Unto the lad who with blm walked,
One bright and priug like il i ;
"I know that my dtar parents
C'uii ecarce afford to wnlt
Cntll they gut that letterjonj
From uiie or eiittor Kute.
"I fancy I am there, Will-
bo many in lies uwuy
I eee tlMii both, the ill a-ol folk,
With heads so bent uiul Kri'v.
I see them take thu letter out
And seun its pnes o'er
Will.'wrlte a letter ouoe a week,
If you can do xi'j moro.
'Aht yet, my hi li and Unor
From homo so iininv miles
Away from father's kind udvico.
And mother's I vii)' Hinilt-x,
Pruy don't forgot tint old fo.ki,
Tiioy thiulc i m t.-li of y.) i.
Aud write a letter oiiee a week,
Whatever uUa you do.
"And let your worjn be tender
With fond expi-elou- tlmn-
For well they cherish every Hint
Hint comes from your dear pen:
Their days may not be many
i heir lournevs almost through
Write often to the old folk, ibcu;
They thinkjuo muuh of you.
t . . ....II j !
Practicing Law.
At Port Wayne I heard of a man
h) bad fallen very low iu the so
cial scale. The man was np before
Judjje Foster for illegal votiui;, nnd
in Li eioss exaniiuuiioD bo devol.ip
ail m linn .1 ru...;i .1 .. 1 1
m.un- ut'lJwi.llT ruiltoiu
1
beard of I confess I never beard
Of... I oonfos. I never besr.l of a
family priuKiujr from nub a doprar
d moral ouiee,
"What has bean your profession 1
previoa to your arrest V" atked
Lawyer Johnson, ona of the proud
si lawyers in Fort Wsyim.
,"l bav kept a saloon, air,"
'.'Ary thing eUefut-ked Lawyor
Thompson. Yon hsve not kept a
slooa for leu years, have yon 1"
"No ir I was a negro miuistrel
for a' year, and then I Weut aitb
Coop' circu.
uDo you not think the life of a ne-
gro minstrel aud a traveling circa
rnsn tvery low oalliujf t" aked the
MY, sir the are low calling, I
will admit, but they are bouest.
Too tea uiy father started very low,
tod I eonld oot laem to get ahead."
Bntyour father uevor occupied a
lower " position than ynu, ir. lie
eonld not. Impossible,' uid tb
lawyer. ' ......
"Yea. air, bnt be did."
Well, wbatt"
Why. bo kept a faro bank. II
bad bad Inck at that and kept going
down bill. Ue tan away fr, u moth
er just before I wan born l-aviim us
children to starve. Tueu be bajrau
Ia got dt auk aud sleep on enloou
floor. . lie got lower sod lowtr.wid
JUenoie a low tramp, ami next we
'lerdpf bimovcr in rtihueinoo, iris
ttly abanieleea, ptactioia luw."
8
ft il
ill III
VOL. 19.
A Bay's Composit'oi on the Mute.
Thi mewl in au anermut which
was bom after N'oer built the ark
rim rhinowrn a In tho ark, but
here ain't no accounts of the me 'l
heing there, an' I Rues in it an
made trouble. Koer Ian dud on
U.iunt Arerat, but if thn mwl Ii id
been io the ark thfre ain't no tolling
where Nour would've lin.le l. Thn
clmnc'H nie he wonM ve bin kilt by
tho mewl, 'cos a m-nv drn't like- to
be cooped np i it ain't in hia nntor.
M unit Arernt is a li bill in thn
II .ly Irftnd. and there Noer turned
Iikmo the nni'ikorti au tlio liiub, and
iLi Ii ti ii m roared.
JI I uin't. wrong. Mount Arorat
wna the plnce whero the profit E i-
ucr (liw np io a tiUze of lire. H i n
bo;s alio fro ciaw filiio' on SotidnT
Cull the profit l.ljfo. I'vo uit a d ig
nnmed 1 Hh a briudlii bull
doaod won't b ek d in fr a .
eiiknlar flw. Dad bought Lim from
Jim Jone nnklo. Jim Joint
grundma i bip-sho?, an' wears
plum colored glass ey and ehou .s
at rninp mcetin Dad bought tho
il k to keep tho nigger outnii the
water melon pitch, an' it's wron to
rail too profit Lije. Ill 1 b ys uin't
got no respect for tho profits no!
how, I'm the bet 1 iu my Sunday!
school cl iss. Deailun So illi owned
a big r nn inel, an' be bud a wai t
on bi leg an' a Itomanose, A in 'in
named ICilkins a bo loufe around
try in to get ou kttrrincr'e j a lies tole
lekuu Nmith to pull a buir ontao
the oio I'm tnil, an' tio it round the
wart, an' il wouhi cum off io two
lay. The Deokun pulled tbo hair
onien the mewl'e tail. Doctor Jim
son a" that Ooak'lu Smitli won't bo
hMo to p.isi the coutribushiu. box
for two weeks. lie aas kicked
through a board f.jnce in the stum
in ck au I fall iu u Maup Dust bigor'n
a door unit.
D.d tobt Wid 1,T S;)r!5 is tint he
Wviild rattier woik iu a p nvdrr fsck
t'-ry I Into fool wit 1 1 a mtil'ii tail.
Pud has liuildlvd mowls. Ho sea
llmt a luuwl aul u savings bank
won't do to trust no way yon can
lis it ; tint a iii'.vl will let you ri le
him tiiiity yuirsj i- to gt a oliunui)
to fill i.lTa bii lgj v ilU you. Never
i. t oil vl wu i 1 :i of .viiiin in his
eie piiut Ins tad nt voir heal. D.id
huh it .iiu'i snfe, an' won't mis its
aim ol'ce in u thonsiind. 1 ho best
way to Intel) a tuewl in il wugu'UU is
'.o hire a nigt r. .1 mowl bus got to
gel up an' duct to get away with a
nii!j,'ei- They nro kin, aoiuhow.
The Mirisnry mewl ii an Amoiikiu
iiiHtittiHhuti, but the Spauisli mnwl
km ti l"ikop.i liiri hina lus an' i a
iiei fvck toi nuKr whou ho gets m id.
vr i :.. ii :lt l) .:l a :
io., .u .amo vo .u.t . ..',a.. v..
ger. but keep uwuy from Hi fp-m
imU mewl.
The Koat i next to Ihe mewl for;lo b- HU.o unJ UJt of -uUtVi bjt
meanness, nnd tha mewl cuu't
be
bet A'ew Urltam Times.
A Safe Off.
A citizen who ba beon easting
around Detroit for a family borao
r i . t 1 A
r.iraii.ii, ui A..u j tinul ttru a imlnnt.il lit
'"".T .' T V
. "
tiike a rule behind an animal
whs a jik which undo thiugs cnick.
und tbo citizen called out t
"rt bat do you oh.I1 that 1"
"That'ouly hi playful way." re
plied the owner. "JJ n il setllo dowu
iu a minute.''
While a ''settlement-' wa being
looked for the horse made three or
four plunges and tried to run. aud
the citizen exclaimed, t
"I that plat fullness too ?"
Oh, yes," wa the reply. ' Hang
tight to tbe buggy aud dou't bo
afiaid.''
Tle burse eused down a bit for th
next few rods, but suddenly started
np tbe street on duad run, kicking iu
tbe dashboard a a warning of what
was coming
Von don't call this playfullue
do you f cried the cilizeu. a bis
liuir beguu to lift hi but off.
Xmj not exactly," n muted the
other as be pulled on the lines. ''This
is a little bit Kerious. this is, ami if
yon think you din climb over that
biud wheel aud tiod a oft spot iu
the pavemeut, we'll call tbi sale
off."
Au editor who ppeuk with un air
of a insn bo ba discovered a new
fact by experience, nay that the uew
wuy topretfeot bleeding at tbe b..s
i -fo keep yom-oo-uttf ot'bf
p)j' iyrif .
MIDDLEBURG, SNYDER COUNTY,
Oois Farming Pay ?
Doei farming pay l it not tho
source of all iudmtlunl wealth i the
foundation of our prosperity f It is
ti ne farmer do not as a gennrul
thini get large aalaiies t not many
of tbeio are millinnairea waalik
djes oot come in upnu them liko '
water into a Imiky boat, Tbry pen
ernllygicean iqiiilf (it for what
tlmy got, and lenm the real valuo of
a dollar by tile amoui.t of labor they
give acq'iiiiug it. yoniotiinen the
tide of titeiits turns in their favor,
L ko men in other occupatious.
we licur mot about tiie rich and I be
ouccomfnl It is fur botler to h-ave
a tteuNiire of kind thoughts, tigb
teous action and IihII.i f( eucio-
oiies, tlmn ti have a million dolliitn
if Uiey wore ucq iirud by tuLin a.l
vuiilag4 of I lie gruciojs and minis
pecting, who distliiin to exchniig
houor for weallli. Men that iiiunsx
fttbiilnia f.irtnoo rapidly, by choat
better men tlin thoiiMi-Ire. are.
... ,.. n, Q 8ui before our
voun farmer iu eX'implei.
True, lust inif and real success is'tinm in ln-o. .in.l wiii.t both hulv.i . '
' "
eiij.iyed where a class of wen liku
farmer do well iu l!o ggren','
mid iluring their wbolo lives of in-1
dustry and economy, are enfe and
solvent, uud never deed a bankrupt !
law to protect them. When periods.
f commercial disinter sweep over
the land, and the meroiutilo extab
lisbiuent aud biitiinebs go down like
reeds before the blu.it, farmers stund
like appln tiees iu thuir oro iurd.
shak tig duriii(r all the slorui, aud
guiniug slreugth of root aud vigor i
d fibre, while butlliDg with tbo
liret En.
Keep lhcm Unalit
Keep your face, your heart and
your homo bright. Dint let tb jit springs from u physio il iveikuus-t.
Cobwebs gather tu the romer I thluHtusd of lying on a cofinu I couit-
pretty sittiurf ro mu t or d. ist a 'cu. (ing painful id-as if you aro n due-
mulate on tho fiirtiiture till you cuo poudiug lover, a bypochondri.iP. or
write your liitmtt thereou. No euitt- a valetu.l'.naii in. y on mIio il I ho iii
itr what is on Laud or how much to (aud stirring yourself. Tuo bl o I of
do, tuko time at lenst one a day Io a uiulaiioholy m m w thn.-k an I l).v
.1. ' . i . .. ... i ' i., . ...li.. ,i .i. i.: .
uoy your rooms, aim B.uner iieiu .,-... """"7 t...v..,. .
Uowurs Von will novor regiot it, veins, liko muddy water in a cuml j
even though ut the clone of your J tha blood of your moiry. c-l.uping;
life you may hot posses qlilo o philosopher ia clear nud ttiic!;, busk j
iuue'ioftUowoild'stfo.j.1.1 aseomejas a newly bioanhe t t-lmu.p ,ign.
of your, neighbors. It is tho best 1 Try. therefore, to sot your blood m I
pUu by fir to ei.j.y lifo as it comes, 1 motion. To ell'. et this d ni'l go to
und tins yiiu can never do in u giur.liu( down brandy em mlies, giu
hlovoiily, disordered borne. Would Cocktails, or uny other juggling rum
keep your Lusbuml from evil associ-
iitloiie, ana your cliiMiiili (loin why-
1 ..,.....! ..ii.u f Ir..... I... !.... .. ;
"HIM iiiun i i,uiu.:iu.rui vuuiv in r. j
notiiiuo iu this worl 1 ao altnu-tivo I ry olio it lifts you up. Tim devil i.l
to a man as a pleasant home, und ' u ttl barter. Try. laili-
a smiling fieo tiioreiu t and a f.jr i or, what a smut t walk will do for
iiitlu feel, tuey will not bo upt to j J'ou i Bt'1 iu motion ou
wonder far. so lou' ua your face ! ""'. rocky urouud, br hurry them
oeams with the lovo wit'i tiiu lovo
, ,u,,cillilll i,wt vour 10art beams
. tUojJ A wifo or a moiunr U a
I ,, v .. ..r ...i.i
of th m -at set rood spot ou earth
to every hum iu hun t 'io.U4. Y o
ii over thought of it, perhaps, but il
is true, aud it i iueeded trur also,
' that there is no moro pitiable) si'ht
ihuu one of thuHt) "tpieeus" who do
uot, either from want of jndguuut,
i . i . 1 1 .... I. !.....
K
iH"rf,,t- " ""y
bsppy family without a loving,
watchful aud ullictiouate wife sud
mother at it head ? The father may
be sour, bard, or cross-grained, but
if the mother id all right, there is
sure to be happiness iu that family.
A Lelt-hunded Lung Tester.
We dou't want a Three Sm mi
irlrl for a lumr tenter. At a sin Awj
school the other nigh t youmr .uml1"1" r uny u ivo oir, t .m i ,,.
I.-- ...... -i. ...t ti. t.... .ii.
r ' "J" "I W Bwaw'ssis
hi lungs, and iuviled a girl io the
company to bit him iu the breaxt
tiha md ahe- wa left'hauded, bad
been washing that day. wa tired,
aud didn't feel very aotive, but at his
urgent request let go at him. Wbeu
bis frieud weut to pick him np, be
aiii be thought be would die easier
lyiug dowu. He bad lost all recol
leollou of hnviug aoy luugs, but tbe
young woman cousoled him by ad
milting tbit vlio didn't Im bun a
bard a e'le might b tva doue. bo
cause ehe rather liked him.
Why i fashionable society like a
warmiug paut liecause it is highly
po.'ibhed, but very hollow,
To deteruiUe' ni!V a man is
tlruiihor out Wot Wi Ws'y, "Thu
Mtu f . Wit "if f.a ety.
'',AMttl,ir! w?' fM &tf I W,D
ikii it iyiftwF.-
A General W!i9 was Selfish.
One night in the ipnng of 'G
Gunernl IJicbnrdsoD, mho tlitin com-
luamled a brigade, took it in his'the iniiiioler, you have n i dni s Io
bund to ii)puct the picknl liuo
Coming upon renerve picket of i
about 3J man nnJor c mh iuh I of n
cptain of the Sao oud Mc!iig it i i-
faulry, the Geunriil sa.v G: t inter
iogt as follows :
"Csptiiin, in cihh of ulntvn by the
idrance picket, ivbut would you d ?"
Snnd otr a rsiiifornjiu jut nl
,nce."
"Ami if the firing pontinnn.1 ?"
' I ehonld movu uti with tlie re
innimlur of my f roo "
"And sii p a ivholi; c nop inv of ,
the enemy khould prtes forward?''
"WVd whip them. " "j
' Hut if it was a rejimnt f
"I'd firm a bno of btlle and
ohfck the.unutil I entbiiokand pit
orders to clui go and capture the
whole lot."
Wt'll. suppoto n brlidl ehoill I ,
novn do.vn on Von in b'lt tie litio ''"
' I'd order u Clmrge, eplit the c-ol-
,
iu tKlail." ,
Ai mi Illicit the brave t ,pl-v-
wis relieviil from further p.rl;..;
duty. jV.i aas very indignant nn.l
consider iblv nn7..lu l. but. niter i
thinking the matter overfor a while,
be said tJ A brother olll.'er :
Siv i'vo alruck il I Old Kit-h
was iifruiil my C'liup-iny might p;ob-l
tilu np thu whole confede: uto ni in v. '
an 1 throw hiia out of a utmniei m
job. Ifthutuiu't Bolflshuess, then
I'd liko to know whit is 1"
A Cur-j fur Clues.
Generally apoakiii', if
you are
troubled with "tho b'uo-t," uud onu-juek
not tell why, yon miv bo cerlitiu that
pouuds in whiuii aloohol i oisgiii-nl,
lor every
for every .artilK-i.il aUiuuliut will
trior von iI.mii two de 'rii.n for .v.i I
up a steep, enijjy hill ; build stouu
walla : swing an uxj over u ile of
hickory or muplujtuin u K""d
stouo dio ditehes ; practice '(louiid
iiud lofty lumbliuV'-iu bhort, uny
tliino that will start tho persona.
tiou.
A Truo P.ctjre.
Now, you will I'm 1 that li'o jiul
people are happy puople, and gut
more enjoyment of wnal they have
than lolks of churlish miud. Miners
ueVur lest till Ihoy havj been put to
"od with a shovel, Tiiuy of;en gut
so wretched that they would hnitg
Ihemsulve, ouly thny gni lu the
expeusu of a io,)ii. '(jour en snlU
are male hippy by the happim-si of
othurs. Tuo iu noy tn-y giva to the
poor u!lirla tticu moro piea-turo
than any other thoy lay out. I Oav.i
mv"- " "
U1VH '" 0"l'l ' '
" .i.:. . 'Pi i.
1 i . mi i
ouaioes, uvea live n-.f , ait
i-
diud like tlogs, I have scon o'lior
give to tho poor aud lo the cause of
(Jod by siiovolfuls, and limy have iu
ouivod it back by barrow loads.
Tliuy in i lo g d use of their slew
aidship, aud the great Lord bus
trusted them with more, whilo their
beail have rung out meiiy peals
when they thave tbonght of widow
who blessed tbem, aud orpUan chil
.lieu who smiled iuto their face.
John 1'louyhmun't tSelitre.
An obituary notice iu a Wesloru
paper oontaiuud the touching nitelli
geuoe that tho deceased "had ucou
iiiuliited a little ui mey aod tea cuil
dren," Michigan bn a fomalo typesetter
who set up 8.00') ems, mado np. tho
prrper, took io $'0 ou aubsoiiptioo
atl sued tbo editor for breach of
o rawue all iuside a- day add a half.
PA. APRIL G, IS82.
Don't Like tlis Ministor.
1 don't liko our ininixtor I!
That
settle the matter.
It von don't lilte'
pefoi m. Not liking thn iiiiuixtiT lib-
solves you from nil rexponnibility.
If you nro an cMor. yoi m iv eo!!;.
or rfnifn. or "objeot," or do iiotiiii'g
Tho fuPt thnt yoi ' dao't lilt i tlio
miiiiii'er' leli-.mus )ol fioiu your
otdiiiury vo.vs.
If you uro ii tmslni, yoit need n i
lnkenuT foiihui intr.-t in tlio fin
ancial ii'lain of tho c ingreg-if ion
I'ho furl th it thn pcoplu tiitiu!(l
rou ivitli eto I tin doticM, whieh Jon
oiilhio. t.) pmf rui. ih n'ii,liir l-r
nor there if you ' .1 m't lAo tho miu
itiu "
If von nrri n P.i'.bn'h fcchool eu-h
1
fervo'tnool v iv n o fntli-r nttontio-j .
to your rhm A ti-neher t'mi - docKj
! not like lli.i .nini-toi" i.t. fre id fi mu
'all reponHi'ility. j
tf c-oiirtn von needn't pnv nnv-
thin
if von 1 d n't l.ko tint iiiii.ir-
iter" ( i ttinly not 'I in-r isjest of
'nll vim to ;f t rid of Ni;prl'ii:' tlm
c'n I i1" "r liniiie.-i ii t.i i.:iiy
t -
; iy. 1 .1 .:;'t h" '' r.
V.nt i .t not go ' : l
" I'hit do ;i rt .nieii'b.'iiir.i-e I no' '
not l.i .lin mi n "n i '1 v i
liko tbn tumi-iter
Of t'our y-)'l in-" 1 ii'il to th"
prater ni.etii.g Wnv Mtion! 1 a in in
priv if ho -,d tjsii't lil;o the minii-lii ? '
Tliern urn a irtnber of ronou.i
why homhi piopln "don't liUo tile
ininii-ter
Sitneof tho llicco resHou met 1 nm nee your loinnt n
good, no doubt, but many fti't I'm ilia now doctor. '-A'i. y s t I rcij, I
ikViiHd. Xt il lie r the goo I nor thn hop. Tliitw.il Ii. like thin ie
bad iilmolvo a hearer from his duty, sciiplion i.'et it li ! It-1, n 1. I udd umUi
l'ei hiipa it would be priwuinptioii to reclo l l'o ir i!.illiii m."
why you "don't, liko th iliiii-
iHter ! ' Vamt lit I'lU slnitcrim.
The Ms:cnoji.
Ho is a miu with a li ;ht tver
overcoat on. Iln tliivea il whi'.o
htii-e und a top liu'yy, and all of ti
Mud leU ho lupt in tlio nil I llo of tho
etioet and look tix-dly nt tlio hoio.
I ., t , l;iitillt4.a f-!lv i.ut-i.lo lluo tlio
1.lll.l)H.0J(,
()j0 lllKttcr j"
.jj jUjy "
a m.u htarls ti aeizo tho biid'.o
M11(, hUrl tli)) )(MU ,,,, t,lrt ,,..1Vl!l.
baki.B b(- b:id, und motions him
Wlty
...-m 1 , , )., ,n,i"
j , (). ,.,.... H, jH look ut tl
wicked ete of ilia t"
' " '""
I ho crowd hi- uov been incrois.
ed by I'u'iy, mid bfVcld! vehieks Int.;
stunned.
'Antbodv hurt ?"
.. . . I .. I 1. .. 1. ...... '
Vl ' "" " ' ' ,.
Wiiv ilo.cn t soma ono tvln.spi.r
iu his
Tour motl step out to (,-ivo il.lvicfl,
. . .
1 1) )t, t)t(.y lll0 lJitsiil iuoti..i...l b.ck,
, .. . , m tlm crow t
.
lul s ivcti:
'If that borso doesn't kill two or
Iluee men hero, 1 bhull Lo li.uoli
inixtiikt n. '
'I hi i-e ii'iiniti'8 more nnd the
crowd unnibers t.v i h lil liul. Tlio
man with tbo gray h orto lo)kr tip
mi I dj.vii tiro st.roof.. bi'iun his fo i,
takes a linn grip of tho liu-s, and
suflly sny.t, "tJoiiio, I'uler " Ami
Poter draws his h in 1, dsnelts lis
ears, and moves oil' aa hlowly aud
softly iia it river of greueo.
What was it" culls a tuun who
I, a-, run four blocks, und is pulling
like a w halo,
lbit there i no oca to tinstci
i;., y
have nil 1 1 o I
..- 1 ! m ii
ii'nl of sug .r tu ban '
f null i.
,t n vi ry in t-ti'i ions, um! tnu t-notd
I. enii'l enjoy tiiocluut". ut il l.
A good Holy is t old of (bmeral
LSntler's sart-iistio retort upon a Mas
-aoliuselts judge, whom he win.
teasing for a luling favorablo ton
c'uiiuo bo was defeuding in court
The judge got out of putieuco at last
aud uiuwhat testily exclaimed I
'Mr liutlor, what do you think I
it here for t"
The General quietly shrugged bis
shoulder, und replied t
The Court bas got me now."
.. .Zuutiugdou county lawyei
want tho court room iulho remodoled
court bouse pUoe 1 jii tho first in
stea l of the sacoud tl or, a some ol
them occasionally 11 ud it difficult tu
lM0BUO! tbe stair.
When a couple m ihe up lh ir
eiind to got married it may be cull
4& a ti vote.
tis f
NO, 34
Wanted.
A fifor nod drummer t play tht
lu nch of intclli i l.
A I nil of tinnll'iis to trim tholigh
of utlicr d i h,
A rin t lit the I'm i: r of ici.rn.
A new cushion for the hunt if t'uV
PI Mlll'llt.
A in itliMiiinti'i.il proMem ptifmiu
c I by n limine of ejifirh.
K iiiih miiow g itiiiiiu i iu liio tiut
if I'n i d.i coi.tvul.
A t.'oth fro'ii tho jiiws i f dii.itli.
IllU nl II U I 111 III ikl l ' tilO IllliW
f S il IHW .
A bultlo of thn iniii'.H "f ,,'.
S mie cciui'tit f 't' cuiik
dm m.
A hip fioin tin- p itt of honor.
S. m. ! until fmi:i tin! ti'l l'if fnnry
A e 1 1 1 ii inttiti i li tlit- L.i'4 t'l II.
Mul.ieHiifi.
A ,ll.v ,if "f '" r l-v"-
A plunk from Inn fh p'of St.it,-,
s" f,"tsi Hi SloiijO i
1'espolid.
S.t:'i a NaiTJW E;:i;n
A ii.Ttivo i f I'lint li tor t Hvnnlnp
..I nt 1 1 1 1 i in' und gnxiiiirg into tin
. lle'O t.ftlin li-w d et r ivilll th--Ohio
and ;n!-l ni'ii, flu. I the L-itit
dir'i'iiia. mi I ti." li". v l.u.-gy. in '1
! tin) eheiilriiil hoi xn with n bluo fai-n
It's t!m rln-PU' li., do -." ;i o nn- I
the patient; '-inv w li ilo h.ii'lt ii
,',oio witli it. I'm o-in br.nl m-ln
fiom thn bielt of my n- 'ii e! i'.
Iiutii titlio lr;.v I'm n s iT i
lliO lolUH'lllrt of h "
liy hokoy," said tho uiuiete.l one.
as ho hohbl't 1 uvai'. ' ff I ain't the
lucK'eHt 111 in in I'lint Kivir. I'nnr
dollars f r looking at my totiguo an
iv.iH j"tt on l'io ti n' ' ; nit n! n '1:
in' li : iii t o 1 ) )i ut lov wholo In.'k'
An 1 Im lire itlio I li'ird M In tho l'lit
by what 11 nan.) v i H.-apo hj ha 1 b iv
e l his whole farm.
! BJWMIU wuiiwm 1 mm
j Says the Detioit m l Tnft-
nil's : UiKM'f lint nioniii'it men iu
eiiKioncii it 11 proHerout Kentucky
f irmer. It h is long in-on his t-.i--
1 ton., wht.oieu r he h ii 11 letter
(,,
w.i.e.loili. pin ntll.o lm..k where
Im kept his aei-outit and boi ro-.vu)
sheet of p iper Il iviii',' linished the I
t let It r. li.) wool 1 aiii tho eisliletto
I . .....
, put it in nn i-nvel ip nml tin tet it
' i . . .1
Tor him. an 1 tie n cany it to
post-olll-.i l.iuiHi-lf. Thn friipii-nl
iioielit ion 'if tlio pwi form I' l'es se"in-
.in
itsell ii tuil.i rt n.i'.l, b it the i-ihh-
I i..i V ii.. I i.rfi i I i. i:i e 1 l
I.. i.i. . -in.. I
, , r
w hen h'i hninie.l tint th I inner
never tiiini '!.l lu h lteis. kiifi.vinl
, thur tljn poKtnmHter, recoylii.ln.- Il.e
: .... . ... i.i i . i - !
Jcahhiei'. Ii.iiid-aii'ius nnd tho haul. V
ilniiioon the corner, would court-
icoiisly prepiy t!iuid and Bend
the
bill to tho hank.
A nisn was un cited ft few dav
hl'o for having tlio ileliihm tvemims.
o whooped around, frightened n
train of cars oil" thn truck, mi l (-cared
a whip in into convult-ionV As ho
was n lending ni' inbi r of tho clinich
tlio liei;;iili.OH 1 1 led him nnd nil
i irtl of Ht iupitliies wein tiled lit
him. 1 1 was linnlly iiscei tiiiiicd tint
two bees ha l got down his back mid
were trying to bore it uo-v but" on
hoi in his vest
In list i ili a an enl irprisinij firm
built a bonso of inner, and furnislntd
' it t'l-oughont with fiirtiiture nnd liv
i . . .
'ine? also lunilo ol psper. ln.unri
... A ..VA.lt ,. - ItllllJIIB III, I blllll
witii paper, and hn unhappy iron
who go on tho pnper have tho bouses
o pay for, and that' tho gull of it,
sti auger.
Did yon ever notice a poor chap
that stands iu tho (list picture of the
iluianiio with tho tlh and sheep,
.corpion an I bull-, nu 1 twins, etc.,
iroilild him f Illd yoll ever liollcelsisrvauin.afsii.iasi.aaKuiirisr.iMiinian.tr
that II Wa nSUHil ami OIHl Homing
In bis stomnch t That poor uuu
used to edit a paper.
A sh"t t tinte ago a party of lynch
ers ilowil Sou til. pustpone.i me
hanging for tlvo minute to allow
the ; victim time to fi lish a cigar
This prove that the use of tubacoo
prolongs life.
A Kansas man and womsn have
been married to each other once a
a year for four tear, a divoico Imv
, . , . i .
ing Having rpaiaien iuem lr
every union except tbe last oue.
Puhnilipil prer TlmrUv K.renmil
JKBEMIAII cnOUSK, Prt-vl" .
Tpttii of Subscription,
rwo ixi.upjH vr.n asm'm. i..r-
able vitliin six piuhiIik. or tlmllftiot
paid within ihaycur. 'o paper di
I'oiitimii'il until all rrietirMK'-s e
pn id unices at the oplioii of the put)
liflirr. hulcTiptions niil'ide of the connty
IMVAIH.K IJf AI'VANfK.
Iwrl'Mitoim ti rtititr and iHtng pnper
ulo'roMeil j otli?it l e -nine Hiilirriliti
md rc liiili't' for the priee oflhepspor
Know
Tli.nt nitow-N'slRoN ntrrcRs
will cure tlie worst case
of dyspepsia.
Will insure a hearty appetite
and increased diction.
Cures pcncr.il debility, artd
gitcs a new lease of life.
Dispels nen'ous depression
and low -pints.
Restores an exhausted nurt
iii;'niothertofii!l.trenctlt nnd ivci abundant sus
tenance for her child.
Strengthens the muscles nnd
net tes.cni idies the Mood.
Overcomes we.i'incss.wake
fulnes:i,andl.tck of energy
Keeps off all chilli, fevers,
and other nuilari.il poison.
Will infuse with new life
tlie weakeit invalid.
1; e ,:.r "t.. I
i'r-"". P". ti,
II v. Icio r-i-t
I. ..I Hi.r.i.. I'y,.
t.i i -ii..mi.JIk. ..Ill
1
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l-y:pi' l 11 n y . ..I' '1, in l t.
I t Im.I h1 1 " 1 - 1:11 a 1 uiiirn.
ill..l:v,ti- 'l hi-H li. l:.:i.i"t I'll
r rt my lr.r..r.i 4 ili.iW'
l.MN I'OTtll ft.!. ill: r.l ID tilt
I '!.r, iii-'ii.i 1 r.e 1 ..v it .1 Irl.l.
I Mm i.i-w 1 .kin : r.e 11 ."I Uittiw
p-.'i iu' t ! 1 u mil in .M
yIN k 1 lt Il i J.tr.nl l.i.ii-.
Mik L. I . CiMllrlR.
Brown's Ikon rdrrr.ns
will have a better tonic
effect upon any one who
needs " bracing up," than
any medicine made.
wr.LNCE co:.:es the unbounded
POPULARITY OF
lie -aire they have proved themselves
die H-o-t I'.xteriiel Ke ilv ever in-
jveiiieil. They will cure u-.thinu, coil,
'.......I,- I.I...I i . . . I i.ti .. nl.-i-i mul
uiv(;n)MiiH
Alllli(., ,,, Rl.mi , f t, Imelt
.,.y ur,. 1 1 l f .i 1 1 ut 1 ! i i Ituek Aeh.
.N.-i-v lie! itny. nn.l nil Ki.lnuy
.....I.l..-. ,.. ,1... .O ..f il... Ll...i.m. I,
1 , .
tue- me ii M.rn rure fol 1 lyMiepsi
'Kli,i ,iiv,.r (.1nll(lilf
j .I.I.'tn'!'S 'ii;ii'S Pl.ASTl'.HH
tuo puiiie'M, fnu:r:int, nnd rpih-k to
cure, liewnre ..r n.iitntluim tloit blir
er iiiei Linn ttei ,i,i,vu. i ino
i-nlviieiniiiiM Porous TUbt.r
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lj ..v ti-r
I il ' t'tt t
GEhMAN INVIGORATOR.
w h'.Ii jol'l rl; ibl ifn nint curt) ltn-I'-ltui.-y
a it -at I i.t evoiaj uf mif hlnl),
S' :u.n I Wtiu'if-,,vil H 1 .llf tr) that ll
f dm i sf I'iriM'Q t (I iImh, na m uf
rruy 1 . uie'ii-i t . ! Uvtr.! I il. ui i
In 1 1 r Ii if ., ! I i r.ts .i "I v i-i - n, j rtiint tire l 1
ik. .tfi l 111 aii . r l.-e ire lt.nl . ml rn In.
.itl-) nr i-i i.-ilin nit '!( iri) 111 Ut II r T f:avt.
i.l I i o ri'.t 1 1 1 a It i lttiili-'i ii fra? f
toil. T I N It .t l ! t Hi ia a . nt fl p'T
b , o at t ) !' .. Iv ll tUtiKlt, or wi II
nt I fiii Mull Mnrely .tlinll uu rac?li
( I 'fH'e . ) K.l'l.i MtitC
F.l CHENEY. Druqrjist.
I M II SI . Tn l Olil.i.
rMpAe.ul'. lUtw'-oi-J M iiok.
Maro'i, in,
NOTICE IN PArUiriON.
In th- nmtier of the er-t.ite of Jonas
r.i.-eulmi t, ib'eM.
T'i II. nli I Klwi.hin.
Shon iltlii, N irlh .1 Co., I'n t Willlniii r.i.i ..
I. ,rl
, i.i.
rt, .si ruukl- 111114, .l.'liirnti t;o., I's.i .(una
ir.ii. Irl 1:1 iii.iirr, t-i.MtiinH.i. Hi jilr t u,.
nit, MIIU.111. I'lmr-kui tu. Kant, 1
I. , ; riii.iiun l;i.inliArl. Siirniilii1iii.il. L'tni I.
I M 1 I'm , l'.t.i liiimll.sn Koi-nli.o. nu, iii..i Ii,
.i Illlkill Un. 1-4.- l.mvU K. II tlitltri,
I ti.ih. 1 -In. No 1I1'. I I u., I's.i 1 sriilliir r . sr,
I Hrrn.l .u. .N.irl -il tin., I .; tlsry, lnloruiri.t
I rl Willi J..I111 I lath I. Iltl.nl Klkli irl Iu., Ili4
II. n lit. In erui irrl .1 anil w ml nu S. 'Ol Ur.
lin" l ui.. Me.uvimii I'.. ! j M.llaJs
Miiinkwuilur, tnitiuknlc. l(li ll.-u. .iNr
II r- nt Mi4ikt.lnr, .tlurk :. Mianki!ar.
Wlllien siu.e Hfriitr, .tl -r y Hi.niikilr, iq.'
iruiitrrl. wild i l.aria. H'tl'i't ottli, itvlll
Nii4nk M-l r, a miu r li.iai-iu in i.l w It la Ho
i.ari ti.ir.lnar, wii.i ha. ..r bur suardian
wril llr.nuiaii, mn n, N.irib'.l Co., fs
J.ou . h ink Aaesr, a n.ni.ir aim baa (uf in
wiuiiIUii l( i. riia ibari. I Miaiuukln.NurirVil
i u , IN .; tlnry 'I Immaa I tcmirrriail wltb tlo,i.'
Huh ar; lll. li.ir'l l li no . ami Wil lam 1 m"uaf ,
t ..i ".V;.''- ITX9.
"I " iimain. nmirii t o., ra. i.ana -iiiii a.y
Iiiumiarrl.il IOt Haurr l!l-lal. . I sk.nau
ilimb hcliuilklll t o , l'a I Halra Bid lags!
iaiiraaaii.iiiva. uf 4nu.a fclnDli'-t. lata or
CuauiuaS ta p. bsyilar cuuuiy !'., ilas'd.
Vi.u at liar-l.y uouna-l ,ihl br vlrmsol
writ ul luiiuiillluu Uauailuul of lb . Oirkaoa
tiou'l ul rtuy.lar ouuul., wui to uia tllroolail
IUI an lie ia. will lis tiai.l ua t ua iiraiulaaa of
IUa aiil J.iiiaa l.l.aubari Uao .1. la haiistsu
tu,uu ilOMl.lt. .tl.tV I. las , si a'eluos
A . M , Ii. nt ka .nlll..t or vtlualmu ul lbs
ll- al Lais ul lbs aalil ilt.iaata-l, hau as4
abors )uu way anauil If yuu ml imii.
hayiI) itticiti. i.sks'ttr,
f-kerllt'e ofHe, tJOl. bu.s, Alaiouu, 'tt.
Cnut ion S
Notice Is heicl.y civen ihnl' f havej'
puichaaeil one hiiue, U isuy, Oriin,
- t,,n I o"i"' f It'lant tWInifaman aiel'
H person urn hereby imhiiohc I '
mul ret ol name. wiiiiiu nave loll lit ,
(u ,ln,1l!tl tt!i tiio timr' .Uf
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