1. :3J it tiki raj '..haVf column,-on TTt Tfcmrth .-v.Utin....e year, , t.Voo l" V . .-..1 inaurllnn mv A -ml U wiiiow carr ot r Y titan 3 limn, por tMf. O.iH' arm .ii urMrtiMmm,Rf ehnrter no- S iMn on T- pay bio at the i tE aravU!, aui if ol ..aid ioimon oroVrtng Bw "''; ijonsibte lor the wow. Co-nl'iJ RjmJ t'na Gum. Lc U a oictr maxhii, . Which L would on you impress, Whether In Joy or orrow, la ttleasur or illstrtM. fo kcP your w,t" ho" And faithfully observe K, look out for the engln, Wbn iff eouiing rou n J the carve. hoold buslnm tare opprtvt you, And time oe:n urtra an J ureiir, Vn honest heart anil sunny mil, Will all yonr future clicer. i'ot on tlw breaks, keep a sharp loot out, The maxltn well will Bf von blow your whistle lively When you're comln-r round tue curve. ( a gay coquette should charm yon. Wltb even ana hair liite nts-nt. To make your poor heart nutter, And teleuope It quite, ou bring to iiiind tliti tuviiui, And then (without reerv) To holat the danger signal, When tun's cumins round tho curt-o I To do your duty manfully. To cleave unto the right. Will wake life all the happier Aud your Joys will be moro bright; If you leave the wrong behind you And from the right ne'er sworve. I The engine will not harm you Wbeu its eouiing rouuJ the curve. I And when thngcl-u dlstroyer Shall stare yoi in the faoe. Remember that the tot of all Is a final renting phtoe. Don't let thii thought vuinm you, But be A tnnn of nerve. And look out for the engine When it's coming round the curve. Write Ofbn I j the Old Folks. "Write often to the old folks," I beard a young man uy Unto the lad who with blm walked, One bright and priug like il i ; "I know that my dtar parents C'uii ecarce afford to wnlt Cntll they gut that letterjonj From uiie or eiittor Kute. "I fancy I am there, Will- bo many in lies uwuy I eee tlMii both, the ill a-ol folk, With heads so bent uiul Kri'v. I see them take thu letter out And seun its pnes o'er Will.'wrlte a letter ouoe a week, If you can do xi'j moro. 'Aht yet, my hi li and Unor From homo so iininv miles Away from father's kind udvico. And mother's I vii)' Hinilt-x, Pruy don't forgot tint old fo.ki, Tiioy thiulc i m t.-li of y.) i. Aud write a letter oiiee a week, Whatever uUa you do. "And let your worjn be tender With fond expi-elou- tlmn- For well they cherish every Hint Hint comes from your dear pen: Their days may not be many i heir lournevs almost through Write often to the old folk, ibcu; They thinkjuo muuh of you. t . . ....II j ! Practicing Law. At Port Wayne I heard of a man h) bad fallen very low iu the so cial scale. The man was np before Judjje Foster for illegal votiui;, nnd in Li eioss exaniiuuiioD bo devol.ip ail m linn .1 ru...;i .1 .. 1 1 m.un- ut'lJwi.llT ruiltoiu 1 beard of I confess I never beard Of... I oonfos. I never besr.l of a family priuKiujr from nub a doprar d moral ouiee, "What has bean your profession 1 previoa to your arrest V" atked Lawyer Johnson, ona of the proud si lawyers in Fort Wsyim. ,"l bav kept a saloon, air," '.'Ary thing eUefut-ked Lawyor Thompson. Yon hsve not kept a slooa for leu years, have yon 1" "No ir I was a negro miuistrel for a' year, and then I Weut aitb Coop' circu. uDo you not think the life of a ne- gro minstrel aud a traveling circa rnsn tvery low oalliujf t" aked the MY, sir the are low calling, I will admit, but they are bouest. Too tea uiy father started very low, tod I eonld oot laem to get ahead." Bntyour father uevor occupied a lower " position than ynu, ir. lie eonld not. Impossible,' uid tb lawyer. ' ...... "Yea. air, bnt be did." Well, wbatt" Why. bo kept a faro bank. II bad bad Inck at that and kept going down bill. Ue tan away fr, u moth er just before I wan born l-aviim us children to starve. Tueu be bajrau Ia got dt auk aud sleep on enloou floor. . lie got lower sod lowtr.wid JUenoie a low tramp, ami next we 'lerdpf bimovcr in rtihueinoo, iris ttly abanieleea, ptactioia luw." 8 ft il ill III VOL. 19. A Bay's Composit'oi on the Mute. Thi mewl in au anermut which was bom after N'oer built the ark rim rhinowrn a In tho ark, but here ain't no accounts of the me 'l heing there, an' I Rues in it an made trouble. Koer Ian dud on U.iunt Arerat, but if thn mwl Ii id been io the ark thfre ain't no tolling where Nour would've lin.le l. Thn clmnc'H nie he wonM ve bin kilt by tho mewl, 'cos a m-nv drn't like- to be cooped np i it ain't in hia nntor. M unit Arernt is a li bill in thn II .ly Irftnd. and there Noer turned Iikmo the nni'ikorti au tlio liiub, and iLi Ii ti ii m roared. JI I uin't. wrong. Mount Arorat wna the plnce whero the profit E i- ucr (liw np io a tiUze of lire. H i n bo;s alio fro ciaw filiio' on SotidnT Cull the profit l.ljfo. I'vo uit a d ig nnmed 1 Hh a briudlii bull doaod won't b ek d in fr a . eiiknlar flw. Dad bought Lim from Jim Jone nnklo. Jim Joint grundma i bip-sho?, an' wears plum colored glass ey and ehou .s at rninp mcetin Dad bought tho il k to keep tho nigger outnii the water melon pitch, an' it's wron to rail too profit Lije. Ill 1 b ys uin't got no respect for tho profits no! how, I'm the bet 1 iu my Sunday! school cl iss. Deailun So illi owned a big r nn inel, an' be bud a wai t on bi leg an' a Itomanose, A in 'in named ICilkins a bo loufe around try in to get ou kttrrincr'e j a lies tole lekuu Nmith to pull a buir ontao the oio I'm tnil, an' tio it round the wart, an' il wouhi cum off io two lay. The Deokun pulled tbo hair onien the mewl'e tail. Doctor Jim son a" that Ooak'lu Smitli won't bo hMo to p.isi the coutribushiu. box for two weeks. lie aas kicked through a board f.jnce in the stum in ck au I fall iu u Maup Dust bigor'n a door unit. D.d tobt Wid 1,T S;)r!5 is tint he Wviild rattier woik iu a p nvdrr fsck t'-ry I Into fool wit 1 1 a mtil'ii tail. Pud has liuildlvd mowls. Ho sea llmt a luuwl aul u savings bank won't do to trust no way yon can lis it ; tint a iii'.vl will let you ri le him tiiiity yuirsj i- to gt a oliunui) to fill i.lTa bii lgj v ilU you. Never i. t oil vl wu i 1 :i of .viiiin in his eie piiut Ins tad nt voir heal. D.id huh it .iiu'i snfe, an' won't mis its aim ol'ce in u thonsiind. 1 ho best way to Intel) a tuewl in il wugu'UU is '.o hire a nigt r. .1 mowl bus got to gel up an' duct to get away with a nii!j,'ei- They nro kin, aoiuhow. The Mirisnry mewl ii an Amoiikiu iiiHtittiHhuti, but the Spauisli mnwl km ti l"ikop.i liiri hina lus an' i a iiei fvck toi nuKr whou ho gets m id. vr i :.. ii :lt l) .:l a : io., .u .amo vo .u.t . ..',a.. v.. ger. but keep uwuy from Hi fp-m imU mewl. The Koat i next to Ihe mewl for;lo b- HU.o unJ UJt of -uUtVi bjt meanness, nnd tha mewl cuu't be bet A'ew Urltam Times. A Safe Off. A citizen who ba beon easting around Detroit for a family borao r i . t 1 A r.iraii.ii, ui A..u j tinul ttru a imlnnt.il lit '"".T .' T V . " tiike a rule behind an animal whs a jik which undo thiugs cnick. und tbo citizen called out t "rt bat do you oh.I1 that 1" "That'ouly hi playful way." re plied the owner. "JJ n il setllo dowu iu a minute.'' While a ''settlement-' wa being looked for the horse made three or four plunges and tried to run. aud the citizen exclaimed, t "I that plat fullness too ?" Oh, yes," wa the reply. ' Hang tight to tbe buggy aud dou't bo afiaid.'' Tle burse eused down a bit for th next few rods, but suddenly started np tbe street on duad run, kicking iu tbe dashboard a a warning of what was coming Von don't call this playfullue do you f cried the cilizeu. a bis liuir beguu to lift hi but off. Xmj not exactly," n muted the other as be pulled on the lines. ''This is a little bit Kerious. this is, ami if yon think you din climb over that biud wheel aud tiod a oft spot iu the pavemeut, we'll call tbi sale off." Au editor who ppeuk with un air of a insn bo ba discovered a new fact by experience, nay that the uew wuy topretfeot bleeding at tbe b..s i -fo keep yom-oo-uttf ot'bf p)j' iyrif . MIDDLEBURG, SNYDER COUNTY, Oois Farming Pay ? Doei farming pay l it not tho source of all iudmtlunl wealth i the foundation of our prosperity f It is ti ne farmer do not as a gennrul thini get large aalaiies t not many of tbeio are millinnairea waalik djes oot come in upnu them liko ' water into a Imiky boat, Tbry pen ernllygicean iqiiilf (it for what tlmy got, and lenm the real valuo of a dollar by tile amoui.t of labor they give acq'iiiiug it. yoniotiinen the tide of titeiits turns in their favor, L ko men in other occupatious. we licur mot about tiie rich and I be ouccomfnl It is fur botler to h-ave a tteuNiire of kind thoughts, tigb teous action and IihII.i f( eucio- oiies, tlmn ti have a million dolliitn if Uiey wore ucq iirud by tuLin a.l vuiilag4 of I lie gruciojs and minis pecting, who distliiin to exchniig houor for weallli. Men that iiiunsx fttbiilnia f.irtnoo rapidly, by choat better men tlin thoiiMi-Ire. are. ... ,.. n, Q 8ui before our voun farmer iu eX'implei. True, lust inif and real success is'tinm in ln-o. .in.l wiii.t both hulv.i . ' ' " eiij.iyed where a class of wen liku farmer do well iu l!o ggren',' mid iluring their wbolo lives of in-1 dustry and economy, are enfe and solvent, uud never deed a bankrupt ! law to protect them. When periods. f commercial disinter sweep over the land, and the meroiutilo extab lisbiuent aud biitiinebs go down like reeds before the blu.it, farmers stund like appln tiees iu thuir oro iurd. shak tig duriii(r all the slorui, aud guiniug slreugth of root aud vigor i d fibre, while butlliDg with tbo liret En. Keep lhcm Unalit Keep your face, your heart and your homo bright. Dint let tb jit springs from u physio il iveikuus-t. Cobwebs gather tu the romer I thluHtusd of lying on a cofinu I couit- pretty sittiurf ro mu t or d. ist a 'cu. (ing painful id-as if you aro n due- mulate on tho fiirtiiture till you cuo poudiug lover, a bypochondri.iP. or write your liitmtt thereou. No euitt- a valetu.l'.naii in. y on mIio il I ho iii itr what is on Laud or how much to (aud stirring yourself. Tuo bl o I of do, tuko time at lenst one a day Io a uiulaiioholy m m w thn.-k an I l).v .1. ' . i . .. ... i ' i., . ...li.. ,i .i. i.: . uoy your rooms, aim B.uner iieiu .,-... """"7 t...v..,. . Uowurs Von will novor regiot it, veins, liko muddy water in a cuml j even though ut the clone of your J tha blood of your moiry. c-l.uping; life you may hot posses qlilo o philosopher ia clear nud ttiic!;, busk j iuue'ioftUowoild'stfo.j.1.1 aseomejas a newly bioanhe t t-lmu.p ,ign. of your, neighbors. It is tho best 1 Try. therefore, to sot your blood m I pUu by fir to ei.j.y lifo as it comes, 1 motion. To ell'. et this d ni'l go to und tins yiiu can never do in u giur.liu( down brandy em mlies, giu hlovoiily, disordered borne. Would Cocktails, or uny other juggling rum keep your Lusbuml from evil associ- iitloiie, ana your cliiMiiili (loin why- 1 ..,.....! ..ii.u f Ir..... I... !.... .. ; "HIM iiiun i i,uiu.:iu.rui vuuiv in r. j notiiiuo iu this worl 1 ao altnu-tivo I ry olio it lifts you up. Tim devil i.l to a man as a pleasant home, und ' u ttl barter. Try. laili- a smiling fieo tiioreiu t and a f.jr i or, what a smut t walk will do for iiitlu feel, tuey will not bo upt to j J'ou i Bt'1 iu motion ou wonder far. so lou' ua your face ! ""'. rocky urouud, br hurry them oeams with the lovo wit'i tiiu lovo , ,u,,cillilll i,wt vour 10art beams . tUojJ A wifo or a moiunr U a I ,, v .. ..r ...i.i of th m -at set rood spot ou earth to every hum iu hun t 'io.U4. Y o ii over thought of it, perhaps, but il is true, aud it i iueeded trur also, ' that there is no moro pitiable) si'ht ihuu one of thuHt) "tpieeus" who do uot, either from want of jndguuut, i . i . 1 1 .... I. !..... K iH"rf,,t- " ""y bsppy family without a loving, watchful aud ullictiouate wife sud mother at it head ? The father may be sour, bard, or cross-grained, but if the mother id all right, there is sure to be happiness iu that family. A Lelt-hunded Lung Tester. We dou't want a Three Sm mi irlrl for a lumr tenter. At a sin Awj school the other nigh t youmr .uml1"1" r uny u ivo oir, t .m i ,,. I.-- ...... -i. ...t ti. t.... .ii. r ' "J" "I W Bwaw'ssis hi lungs, and iuviled a girl io the company to bit him iu the breaxt tiha md ahe- wa left'hauded, bad been washing that day. wa tired, aud didn't feel very aotive, but at his urgent request let go at him. Wbeu bis frieud weut to pick him np, be aiii be thought be would die easier lyiug dowu. He bad lost all recol leollou of hnviug aoy luugs, but tbe young woman cousoled him by ad milting tbit vlio didn't Im bun a bard a e'le might b tva doue. bo cause ehe rather liked him. Why i fashionable society like a warmiug paut liecause it is highly po.'ibhed, but very hollow, To deteruiUe' ni!V a man is tlruiihor out Wot Wi Ws'y, "Thu Mtu f . Wit "if f.a ety. '',AMttl,ir! w?' fM &tf I W,D ikii it iyiftwF.- A General W!i9 was Selfish. One night in the ipnng of 'G Gunernl IJicbnrdsoD, mho tlitin com- luamled a brigade, took it in his'the iniiiioler, you have n i dni s Io bund to ii)puct the picknl liuo Coming upon renerve picket of i about 3J man nnJor c mh iuh I of n cptain of the Sao oud Mc!iig it i i- faulry, the Geunriil sa.v G: t inter iogt as follows : "Csptiiin, in cihh of ulntvn by the idrance picket, ivbut would you d ?" Snnd otr a rsiiifornjiu jut nl ,nce." "Ami if the firing pontinnn.1 ?" ' I ehonld movu uti with tlie re innimlur of my f roo " "And sii p a ivholi; c nop inv of , the enemy khould prtes forward?'' "WVd whip them. " "j ' Hut if it was a rejimnt f "I'd firm a bno of btlle and ohfck the.unutil I entbiiokand pit orders to clui go and capture the whole lot." Wt'll. suppoto n brlidl ehoill I , novn do.vn on Von in b'lt tie litio ''" ' I'd order u Clmrge, eplit the c-ol- , iu tKlail." , Ai mi Illicit the brave t ,pl-v- wis relieviil from further p.rl;..; duty. jV.i aas very indignant nn.l consider iblv nn7..lu l. but. niter i thinking the matter overfor a while, be said tJ A brother olll.'er : Siv i'vo alruck il I Old Kit-h was iifruiil my C'liup-iny might p;ob-l tilu np thu whole confede: uto ni in v. ' an 1 throw hiia out of a utmniei m job. Ifthutuiu't Bolflshuess, then I'd liko to know whit is 1" A Cur-j fur Clues. Generally apoakiii', if you are troubled with "tho b'uo-t," uud onu-juek not tell why, yon miv bo cerlitiu that pouuds in whiuii aloohol i oisgiii-nl, lor every for every .artilK-i.il aUiuuliut will trior von iI.mii two de 'rii.n for .v.i I up a steep, enijjy hill ; build stouu walla : swing an uxj over u ile of hickory or muplujtuin u K""d stouo dio ditehes ; practice '(louiid iiud lofty lumbliuV'-iu bhort, uny tliino that will start tho persona. tiou. A Truo P.ctjre. Now, you will I'm 1 that li'o jiul people are happy puople, and gut more enjoyment of wnal they have than lolks of churlish miud. Miners ueVur lest till Ihoy havj been put to "od with a shovel, Tiiuy of;en gut so wretched that they would hnitg Ihemsulve, ouly thny gni lu the expeusu of a io,)ii. '(jour en snlU are male hippy by the happim-si of othurs. Tuo iu noy tn-y giva to the poor u!lirla tticu moro piea-turo than any other thoy lay out. I Oav.i mv"- " " U1VH '" 0"l'l ' ' " .i.:. . 'Pi i. 1 i . mi i ouaioes, uvea live n-.f , ait i- diud like tlogs, I have scon o'lior give to tho poor aud lo the cause of (Jod by siiovolfuls, and limy have iu ouivod it back by barrow loads. Tliuy in i lo g d use of their slew aidship, aud the great Lord bus trusted them with more, whilo their beail have rung out meiiy peals when they thave tbonght of widow who blessed tbem, aud orpUan chil .lieu who smiled iuto their face. John 1'louyhmun't tSelitre. An obituary notice iu a Wesloru paper oontaiuud the touching nitelli geuoe that tho deceased "had ucou iiiuliited a little ui mey aod tea cuil dren," Michigan bn a fomalo typesetter who set up 8.00') ems, mado np. tho prrper, took io $'0 ou aubsoiiptioo atl sued tbo editor for breach of o rawue all iuside a- day add a half. PA. APRIL G, IS82. Don't Like tlis Ministor. 1 don't liko our ininixtor I! That settle the matter. It von don't lilte' pefoi m. Not liking thn iiiiuixtiT lib- solves you from nil rexponnibility. If you nro an cMor. yoi m iv eo!!;. or rfnifn. or "objeot," or do iiotiiii'g Tho fuPt thnt yoi ' dao't lilt i tlio miiiiii'er' leli-.mus )ol fioiu your otdiiiury vo.vs. If you uro ii tmslni, yoit need n i lnkenuT foiihui intr.-t in tlio fin ancial ii'lain of tho c ingreg-if ion I'ho furl th it thn pcoplu tiitiu!(l rou ivitli eto I tin doticM, whieh Jon oiilhio. t.) pmf rui. ih n'ii,liir l-r nor there if you ' .1 m't lAo tho miu itiu " If von nrri n P.i'.bn'h fcchool eu-h 1 fervo'tnool v iv n o fntli-r nttontio-j . to your rhm A ti-neher t'mi - docKj ! not like lli.i .nini-toi" i.t. fre id fi mu 'all reponHi'ility. j tf c-oiirtn von needn't pnv nnv- thin if von 1 d n't l.ko tint iiiii.ir- iter" ( i ttinly not 'I in-r isjest of 'nll vim to ;f t rid of Ni;prl'ii:' tlm c'n I i1" "r liniiie.-i ii t.i i.:iiy t - ; iy. 1 .1 .:;'t h" '' r. V.nt i .t not go ' : l " I'hit do ;i rt .nieii'b.'iiir.i-e I no' ' not l.i .lin mi n "n i '1 v i liko tbn tumi-iter Of t'our y-)'l in-" 1 ii'il to th" prater ni.etii.g Wnv Mtion! 1 a in in priv if ho -,d tjsii't lil;o the minii-lii ? ' Tliern urn a irtnber of ronou.i why homhi piopln "don't liUo tile ininii-ter Sitneof tho llicco resHou met 1 nm nee your loinnt n good, no doubt, but many fti't I'm ilia now doctor. '-A'i. y s t I rcij, I ikViiHd. Xt il lie r the goo I nor thn hop. Tliitw.il Ii. like thin ie bad iilmolvo a hearer from his duty, sciiplion i.'et it li ! It-1, n 1. I udd umUi l'ei hiipa it would be priwuinptioii to reclo l l'o ir i!.illiii m." why you "don't, liko th iliiii- iHter ! ' Vamt lit I'lU slnitcrim. The Ms:cnoji. Ho is a miu with a li ;ht tver overcoat on. Iln tliivea il whi'.o htii-e und a top liu'yy, and all of ti Mud leU ho lupt in tlio nil I llo of tho etioet and look tix-dly nt tlio hoio. I ., t , l;iitillt4.a f-!lv i.ut-i.lo lluo tlio 1.lll.l)H.0J(, ()j0 lllKttcr j" .jj jUjy " a m.u htarls ti aeizo tho biid'.o M11(, hUrl tli)) )(MU ,,,, t,lrt ,,..1Vl!l. baki.B b(- b:id, und motions him Wlty ...-m 1 , , )., ,n,i" j , (). ,.,.... H, jH look ut tl wicked ete of ilia t" ' " '"" I ho crowd hi- uov been incrois. ed by I'u'iy, mid bfVcld! vehieks Int.; stunned. 'Antbodv hurt ?" .. . . I .. I 1. .. 1. ...... ' Vl ' "" " ' ' ,. Wiiv ilo.cn t soma ono tvln.spi.r iu his Tour motl step out to (,-ivo il.lvicfl, . . . 1 1) )t, t)t(.y lll0 lJitsiil iuoti..i...l b.ck, , .. . , m tlm crow t . lul s ivcti: 'If that borso doesn't kill two or Iluee men hero, 1 bhull Lo li.uoli inixtiikt n. ' 'I hi i-e ii'iiniti'8 more nnd the crowd unnibers t.v i h lil liul. Tlio man with tbo gray h orto lo)kr tip mi I dj.vii tiro st.roof.. bi'iun his fo i, takes a linn grip of tho liu-s, and suflly sny.t, "tJoiiio, I'uler " Ami Poter draws his h in 1, dsnelts lis ears, and moves oil' aa hlowly aud softly iia it river of greueo. What was it" culls a tuun who I, a-, run four blocks, und is pulling like a w halo, lbit there i no oca to tinstci i;., y have nil 1 1 o I ..- 1 ! m ii ii'nl of sug .r tu ban ' f null i. ,t n vi ry in t-ti'i ions, um! tnu t-notd I. enii'l enjoy tiiocluut". ut il l. A good Holy is t old of (bmeral LSntler's sart-iistio retort upon a Mas -aoliuselts judge, whom he win. teasing for a luling favorablo ton c'uiiuo bo was defeuding in court The judge got out of putieuco at last aud uiuwhat testily exclaimed I 'Mr liutlor, what do you think I it here for t" The General quietly shrugged bis shoulder, und replied t The Court bas got me now." .. .Zuutiugdou county lawyei want tho court room iulho remodoled court bouse pUoe 1 jii tho first in stea l of the sacoud tl or, a some ol them occasionally 11 ud it difficult tu lM0BUO! tbe stair. When a couple m ihe up lh ir eiind to got married it may be cull 4& a ti vote. tis f NO, 34 Wanted. A fifor nod drummer t play tht lu nch of intclli i l. A I nil of tinnll'iis to trim tholigh of utlicr d i h, A rin t lit the I'm i: r of ici.rn. A new cushion for the hunt if t'uV PI Mlll'llt. A in itliMiiinti'i.il proMem ptifmiu c I by n limine of ejifirh. K iiiih miiow g itiiiiiu i iu liio tiut if I'n i d.i coi.tvul. A t.'oth fro'ii tho jiiws i f dii.itli. IllU nl II U I 111 III ikl l ' tilO IllliW f S il IHW . A bultlo of thn iniii'.H "f ,,'. S mie cciui'tit f 't' cuiik dm m. A hip fioin tin- p itt of honor. S. m. ! until fmi:i tin! ti'l l'if fnnry A e 1 1 1 ii inttiti i li tlit- L.i'4 t'l II. Mul.ieHiifi. A ,ll.v ,if "f '" r l-v"- A plunk from Inn fh p'of St.it,-, s" f,"tsi Hi SloiijO i 1'espolid. S.t:'i a NaiTJW E;:i;n A ii.Ttivo i f I'lint li tor t Hvnnlnp ..I nt 1 1 1 1 i in' und gnxiiiirg into tin . lle'O t.ftlin li-w d et r ivilll th--Ohio and ;n!-l ni'ii, flu. I the L-itit dir'i'iiia. mi I ti." li". v l.u.-gy. in '1 ! tin) eheiilriiil hoi xn with n bluo fai-n It's t!m rln-PU' li., do -." ;i o nn- I the patient; '-inv w li ilo h.ii'lt ii ,',oio witli it. I'm o-in br.nl m-ln fiom thn bielt of my n- 'ii e! i'. Iiutii titlio lr;.v I'm n s iT i lliO lolUH'lllrt of h " liy hokoy," said tho uiuiete.l one. as ho hohbl't 1 uvai'. ' ff I ain't the lucK'eHt 111 in in I'lint Kivir. I'nnr dollars f r looking at my totiguo an iv.iH j"tt on l'io ti n' ' ; nit n! n '1: in' li : iii t o 1 ) )i ut lov wholo In.'k' An 1 Im lire itlio I li'ird M In tho l'lit by what 11 nan.) v i H.-apo hj ha 1 b iv e l his whole farm. ! BJWMIU wuiiwm 1 mm j Says the Detioit m l Tnft- nil's : UiKM'f lint nioniii'it men iu eiiKioncii it 11 proHerout Kentucky f irmer. It h is long in-on his t-.i-- 1 ton., wht.oieu r he h ii 11 letter (,, w.i.e.loili. pin ntll.o lm..k where Im kept his aei-outit and boi ro-.vu) sheet of p iper Il iviii',' linished the I t let It r. li.) wool 1 aiii tho eisliletto I . ..... , put it in nn i-nvel ip nml tin tet it ' i . . .1 Tor him. an 1 tie n cany it to post-olll-.i l.iuiHi-lf. Thn friipii-nl iioielit ion 'if tlio pwi form I' l'es se"in- .in itsell ii tuil.i rt n.i'.l, b it the i-ihh- I i..i V ii.. I i.rfi i I i. i:i e 1 l I.. i.i. . -in.. I , , r w hen h'i hninie.l tint th I inner never tiiini '!.l lu h lteis. kiifi.vinl , thur tljn poKtnmHter, recoylii.ln.- Il.e : .... . ... i.i i . i - ! Jcahhiei'. Ii.iiid-aii'ius nnd tho haul. V ilniiioon the corner, would court- icoiisly prepiy t!iuid and Bend the bill to tho hank. A nisn was un cited ft few dav hl'o for having tlio ileliihm tvemims. o whooped around, frightened n train of cars oil" thn truck, mi l (-cared a whip in into convult-ionV As ho was n lending ni' inbi r of tho clinich tlio liei;;iili.OH 1 1 led him nnd nil i irtl of Ht iupitliies wein tiled lit him. 1 1 was linnlly iiscei tiiiiicd tint two bees ha l got down his back mid were trying to bore it uo-v but" on hoi in his vest In list i ili a an enl irprisinij firm built a bonso of inner, and furnislntd ' it t'l-oughont with fiirtiiture nnd liv i . . . 'ine? also lunilo ol psper. ln.unri ... A ..VA.lt ,. - ItllllJIIB III, I blllll witii paper, and hn unhappy iron who go on tho pnper have tho bouses o pay for, and that' tho gull of it, sti auger. Did yon ever notice a poor chap that stands iu tho (list picture of the iluianiio with tho tlh and sheep, .corpion an I bull-, nu 1 twins, etc., iroilild him f Illd yoll ever liollcelsisrvauin.afsii.iasi.aaKuiirisr.iMiinian.tr that II Wa nSUHil ami OIHl Homing In bis stomnch t That poor uuu used to edit a paper. A sh"t t tinte ago a party of lynch ers ilowil Sou til. pustpone.i me hanging for tlvo minute to allow the ; victim time to fi lish a cigar This prove that the use of tubacoo prolongs life. A Kansas man and womsn have been married to each other once a a year for four tear, a divoico Imv , . , . i . ing Having rpaiaien iuem lr every union except tbe last oue. Puhnilipil prer TlmrUv K.renmil JKBEMIAII cnOUSK, Prt-vl" . Tpttii of Subscription, rwo ixi.upjH vr.n asm'm. i..r- able vitliin six piuhiIik. or tlmllftiot paid within ihaycur. 'o paper di I'oiitimii'il until all rrietirMK'-s e pn id unices at the oplioii of the put) liflirr. hulcTiptions niil'ide of the connty IMVAIH.K IJf AI'VANfK. Iwrl'Mitoim ti rtititr and iHtng pnper ulo'roMeil j otli?it l e -nine Hiilirriliti md rc liiili't' for the priee oflhepspor Know Tli.nt nitow-N'slRoN ntrrcRs will cure tlie worst case of dyspepsia. Will insure a hearty appetite and increased diction. Cures pcncr.il debility, artd gitcs a new lease of life. Dispels nen'ous depression and low -pints. Restores an exhausted nurt iii;'niothertofii!l.trenctlt nnd ivci abundant sus tenance for her child. Strengthens the muscles nnd net tes.cni idies the Mood. Overcomes we.i'incss.wake fulnes:i,andl.tck of energy Keeps off all chilli, fevers, and other nuilari.il poison. Will infuse with new life tlie weakeit invalid. 1; e ,:.r "t.. I i'r-"". P". ti, II v. 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