aw. .4iA J. w. . aw. - ilr-ilir 1 n.t off. I 4. enhmn fine yr r, f'JO.lifl flO.OO 16.0(1 Crf -fourth eohimo.cne year, One. imtare (10 linotH insertion F.vry additional Iniertion, JVufewionaland UvMluf cnrl of not. mor thftn a line, p?r year. Auditor, .teoiuor, Adnuuiatrator sni Av'ico Notice, CliMrial n.i'ioM ner lin. 7S 60 6.00 e.no 15 All tramcieti'. aum-miing- ie.i man 8 wwl' 10 rntu li oi. AH mWertinomciiM for a trotter pe riod limn one yoar are payab'e at (lie tljni 'if rc ordered, an4 il not paid tho rmr.on onl'Tin thefu will be held; rwporuiililo for tbo men or. 1 ootry. liw Your 0n Row. Th!i wirll la 'irljr largo Slough, . tot aaah ( lira hit lift Vi-boul oolli Jiog wllb bit frianJ, Or Hiring tiaiiaa fot t'rife, Tkrt l no attJ l band wardt ()r whit to find to do, Afl4 bi wlto gitat un tenth I Mtic Will oft bar cau.t lo rao. Pc, It wbt taktt bio tiuio to roam 0r ol'ir p.ople'e Ufid, Fill Ku l wbae apia'ing hit etooaot, lit baa no ofb la bnJ. Tit man whom onco wo tho't frifod Wlih enmity we tit w, CbouU b somotellifig ut tte w Our buiiooM to porsue. Too many trout la tbt f.ra Mty ct'iit a bllitartd haa,!, Aid ba who giiar.lt k nelrkbOf't gild, Will sol lit oa but rani. Eo.thto, f orhipi llmigtt bt T lot oar fri.nJt tlsat j Ut turo when digging up lti grtuat, Tbo Ual wo bot't tur own. Tou'i t stt-?r otT'iIroor br.tth to tool Th Jlnaer oa ycur ptau, Tlanu it up to gitt ktrica, Aul gel, klaa .' but bata. For la tbit loud of lib-rtj Th-Jbtal way jou luutt k'.ow, To wis taocm la an r ath. It Jua. 19 "boo your i jw. " Rattf cf tta Bones. . Hw many boata In tho bnnta Us ? K."Uto, wjo (be or til In f'n-o. Hjw aiicy hiBM It tb bnnitn er f Thro It etok, ! tbry bIp to her. Jlow msy bouct ia '.b kir'tn hd T K gH, r. fUild, ti I't ilwn id. How niony ii is th kaua ?r no t Twaoij-nii) lik ktKolin vie. Row ranr.7 icet is iho banoa rh4l I Twjty foor ri-i kod two of ihe rcrt. Sow marj beset tbe )iu'.Jr bind f Twj to tacli, oaofcafura, onotnbiad. Haw Bkty boBta i ibt burton irs ? ocb arm eno two in o-.'n firo-a.rm. How Bjn; br.uM ia Lao b-itB writ I Ki-ki la nb, if aiD att u.U'jd. L'w !? k.ao ia Ibo lUi f ;k bal Pir in frb, ilb noy a Hni, ?w utxj tfOtain iko ico T 7we(.!f-igbt, nd br joirta tby lim i. How Riaoy lo.ni'n it tkt k Jaa: h ? Ono In tkrh likr i'.t-u :h: (tip. B v Btj!iont ic lb t tiuT.an thigh Out In seh ar.d deep they lit. Uw trior SortM in tbi buiuaa kiiCM f Ojo la eh tbt kti.' f au, pitta. Etw uqj booat .n tl Iagfrom lit liufv f l walt aa"k wo oaa jj'.aioljr too. Uiw mtur boa'a ii tho anklt tiring t fstan ! aacb but not art hcf. Uiw uiny beoat la (bt ball fcf Ibt fcot lira ii taeli ; as In tbt )'.ui wrt fut. TIkw nitty bouoo in tht tut,btlf a tcort f Twecly-tigbt, tod tbnrt tra bt taoro. And cow, U tcg'ller, tleit a-tn bonca fix Aad ibfj ooqdI la the bod two bosdrtd ttd PlI, And than wt bart it tb o bnman moath, Of upper and nadcr, thirty-two (ctib. And wt sow aud tkea btrt k bono, I abouli think, ?btt forni on a joint, et to fill a ohiak. A BaaasioM bona, or a R'crminn wt oal!. lli now wt aaty ratt. for wt'ft told tbcm til. Holeot Talo NOIIA'S FLOf TO WIN A HUSBAND. Ehe waa silting under the I'hadow cf ft fragrant lime tree that orerbanr very ancient well, and an the water fall into her pitcher abe was ruing ling with its niumo tbo tones cf bur 'Jew's harp," tb only instrument upon which N'orah Clary had learned to play. 8be was a merry maiden of "swcot seventeen," a rostio belle as well as a raetio beauty, and a terrible coquulte ; and as she bad what In Scotland thoy coll a "tocher,1' to England a dowcry," and in Ireland "a rrtty o' uaoney," it is ceoreely necoefkry to atato, in addition, that fibs bad a Laoholor, Whether the tnno which was coitaiuly giren io alto was or was not designed as a summons to bor loror, I can not ke npoa myeolf to nay j bofc hor tips had not beon long occupied be fore bor lover was nt cer eiae, "We may as well giro it up, Mor ris Donovan' sbo said somewhat abruptly ; "look, 'twould be as easy to twiat lho top of the great hill of uowtb oa make father aud mother agw about one thing. They bate boea pUyixi th ml of coetrary these twenty years, and it's not like ly they'll tJr a torn cow." "It's mii'htv hard an it io ' j pltod bandiwma Moris, "that married people ean 't draw together I Norah darhnt 1 that wanldn't U tho way With US, It's 0n Wft'il in hnavt am ttuwl, au4 an nsftoplo of lm ftiid " VOL. IT. Folly," intflrrnptfj,! the oikidon.l knliin. "Mcrrie. Morrin, we're ittrroi.l a teortt of timi ulroaT Aiid k bit of a brcoza uidlici lifa nil thj I'lennantar. Khal! talk obout tbo merry yft I cluticod with Thil Koariay, or rcpeot what Murk l)oo Ion i l of rot) to Miry Grey t .ph. Morris f" "Ltovh jokirjtf, uow Xorry ) Go.l only ktows how I lovo yo'l,"Lo paid, in roioo broken by emotion i "I'm yar'otjaal afl far uoney po i aud do yonej farmer ia lho country can 15 k u-jllor atoclt tJ bia ehrtrc than mine ; ynt I da't prelood lo J.it vs voa for all tbat i onl V "ATI i ueip aayio thai wuoo we lore oa.cn otUer (now don't co to contra- oicl rao, Norry, bocuao ye'vo a good aa owned it ori.r and over train") and yor falhr areenblo, and an 10 louiB toat rer roomer, out of aiTuranr, snouiit no putting betwuti. "" y fir n .ncr, irnr or. for no rLsonn nnnn ntrlli m.! 1 I it nil to CIO I" CXOMtirn:.! (!: ;iinl. ml. Im lo v f.il I .l.niit i.i ata me tnad eutiroly, ar.d ebora tor to be good for-" "Slop, MiPtor M.irria," oTclainjod .cru, uj:og nor haiii on Iiib mootu, ro aa f:i.2ctna:iy; to prorenti a eouc J oh'-oj inj; ; ' it a toy mother re're falki':(r of, nnd it would bo ii. blood pa wull ca ill-bred, to hear avoid ai.id atiutt au own patftut. i 141 J a isrco wr-tor ilmb, .ml 0:1 1 1." Iaj'.bat tba paVuru of ynr maunore, i l'P r'" i,,,n,,-'l ft pi ".to cf eir ; or did yo vr bear tuo tnru toy onrno, whit wt'.t ; ro(;iir,i ,,f Ivit tonne nainst ot:o belongitj t" j trrmili wrio fill d uQ tbo Jr "'..-, voii't" ixnd on erflHll round lablo n floll. "Jaskyonr panbt, tuy own Nor Iwm pprcud, anl Hiitito d.-.lf W-.A ah." le replied ir:k!v, ia d.i(.r'"1tf-'' th noro d..!-,..,'.,- r.ti'.:t bound ; "for the eakoVf tie lambj'1511-''1 f-a!u-.r't vifo was b..rr if ; we epa'e the eheep. Why out niid;Prc!,n,tinT- ; I an iiot ;oia to4(fciueay abtmt yori . " 'bt f )r puj p'.r. r: -.''"! J" : mcitDor 'The Ivaat fiai I Lt oop.at nmnd- od !" aaiu interrr.pt?d tbo iii;jM. tisnt rfirl. "ii-Xi-l 'o. Morrn. tu viod b'''5 g,you, ttey'l! b aft'ier m',MnuK wo within, and it'e litllo!' aiotber '.biaiH r-here um,1' ''Norab, above all tin firbi at wat.a or p-titoni, I e lKtn troo toIWJU wm a roos 01 mot, mi. Wt; h?a rrown lo7thsr. M ! amoa'i ii tli. lln.'Pt -.Lij.-r in t!' aooe y wjro tbo be:j?t of a r.v o bosa ye bate boon detrar to tuo than icytbinj? elea on vartb !,. Nutb, for tbo lore of onr yotiCR l!if1' fartotr. tlj.l1i11.7ti.np.)-. hearts' be, do thivk if theroV n'.ii tH"',J ' b!--7 with h: way to ri a yinr tno'.hsr oor. ;n u vww -i.k.vu fci-.t; iyf. Y, Plllll m A j-I u'a n. A .nnnn . . . I ..... . . - - it c notrux 1 d cera for m bire of th )uau3a. let live what yoa've pot. l. ar-sst .NoraH, tb.r.k d.i oofl - icg without jbar couint, do t''ji-ik ; for oa?be asrious, tn.i dou't l.aciib.'l" ' i'i!o tbiM bottn-?.' rr ' I'm cot ffviarf io UVo, Jioui's.' M-a-'y ! "I'b Mil l' my lii);. a.-.v .. .... . 1. . ', . 11..... ..,1 ..... ... r .. u. lfpi.ei V43 ui'At r.ium a. laai. aiitfi 6 sarv lonr; paoe'i, ."I'm a vi, fcrirw l in rtt h.iad br otoe. Hij'git. . . n, ...in. ,v... , to.hiumr t rtk to aiota-r ah.nil I wunrfor, wd b a nri.i, ,,si Ke haiia t wort aa-ja-a ! Pur.-, moth- vr was the uion ; -.t I'm ;j.)t a ,,', iar.gbl. U)oa n;it dar Slo pcod-uJi'ht. ' m. i ufc la n,.,g W.U,v" a into her own p.rden ,lr l)er p- rd j e.t th ot'Ks. n:i nouwu'i. mi i.t a of if ler without poa'tti'S!r ai li t or btr 'wisa thoo'bt " a'ight Whcfl th or.terd tfce kitc!;0.,,'" Utb- were Romg on te unua! 11-. u t II!.. .'a..!..!. ..r. girlt, ItJJLaiK uvsi.il Iff iu ril.ji'7, ati.iia ..... - ......! crass uc o LaH oi lo, ( , Vkx-k v tary, Bn:a ruo ii a "i of lh( ... hi. i..l.n '"pl'Jr well roa'ro got a wifd that R-jn'g wrhat'a hat 1 fled huln rao 1 littie good 5f ahuHband, brrrimr tho ! name ! Are you miro Black Nell f j ia tho Btttbls t" The husband nod-1 dod. "Tho cow and tbo caif, bat (boy (rwh utrawt" Another ned "Bed ceaa to ve, can t yo ur.o yor tongao, and answer a ci il quos tion i"' continued tbo lady. "Uy dour," bo roplioib ''enre otc like you baa enough talk for ten." This very just observation was, liko most trntbs, eo dinajjreoabJe tbat Bovtro storm wonld bavo foliov: ed, had not Norah eteppod tip to ber father and whispered in bitt car, "I don't think the elnbltt door is fas lonod." Mrs. Clary caught the eonnd, and in no gentle terrat or dered ber huhbaud to atbond to the comforts of black Noll. "I'll go with father trysolf aud so," said Norah. "That's hko isy own child, always itarefol," observed tbo mother, as the father and daughter dosed the door. "Dear father," begau Norah, "It isn't altogether about tho stnlilo I wanted to seo ye, but but tho prieBt said something to you to-day, about Morris Donovan.' "Yes, darliug, about yourself, my sweot Norry." "Did you speak to mother about it" No, darling, she's boan oross all day. Guro 1 go through a groat deal for peace aud quiotness. If I was liko other men, and got drunk and waated, it might be In reason 1 as to Morris, sho was very fond of the boy till she found that I liked him, and then, my jewel, sho turned like sour milk ia a minute. I'm afraid eveu the priest will get no good of bor.'' "Father, dear father," said Norah, "suppose ye were to say nothing about it, good or bad, and just pro tend to take ft suddeu diahka to Morris, and Ut the priest speak to her himself, she'd come around," "Out of opposition to ine, tih f "tfes." "And let her gain the day, then that would be cowardly," replied the farmer, drawing biinavlf tip. "No, X -x't." IIDDLEBUKG, SNYDER COUNTY, "rthor, dflaf. V don't nn li.r. r1"'1'" BS.'il lho conning 1ms, "Har " I ' vuoti wjam i ther, yoa koow whit I moan.1' oho continued, tad lanki!- tho twilight ooacoftlod hor blnttboa if tint took place, it's yon that would hnvo Liu own way." Truo for y, Vorrr, my eir'. Imo foryo, 1 nover tLoajrht of tb.l bo. fore !'' find p!rojd ia the i.iot of "trirlrir r bin aif, Ihn old man f:r. ly ciporod for foy. "Hut kIhv "ia-'!wy, u-y. ;iy r uo oora m,-'nco '' ",10!V ' to ravia.to 7 'Uffl ho priont liimHlf will bs bVra lw ,u"r"w niori.ir ony i aa i l.e m "P " Hta'ion i.o-v, no ih.'r.i 00 "iP'"t:tisr with hi'D. He's nv way rpiiVk, uilLor. UVH bo bolhor. CDtirtM?. IT lid Hilmfa in mi .tri" " , . t-l cirl. ' 'Jnlv nii; .!,- mi om.t ... w,,,'!'"J-'"r i'01''' c-tmo 13 wntl .ia - N. th'JH kirn j but not with . J'-ur ri, l.t'ucr only rrom tl.s ! IV, ' vufti is, ii i mo8n-ti.poto-f-...notbirjtf ' l-'p.v " ciutj.-i, iss i;snii,;v,.3!i,,; r.,, j.,,5li W)),, ,i,.:,.,,v uvu.i j nntium w.i a w-ina. C'irnn.- I 'n fro rrry rnft-iM of tl ai1'"'? kdrhon ; tin.? wcro j onrnl om'. iMiijuitwn .or:, r.i i.'-ir :n--.T i.i h'l ' jward lir.r. and r;tj ov-,! I,. r i ftt'r.v Jot 5,1 wbirliu.7 it aroutiJ ! ' l'lf.'cy aiip'r. rib r-jp!...-1. ' 'b.v'J 1 t'bi-'boi.E, t !.;?. v-)!i ) 1. a tva-v 'or ; Lmv LsBry kip, tiiotu lu'u.-.H'f.' ..f . I a - -it. t 1 out. aat'i oarttoy, r.n::i,-.i:i "If Moi-r:8 P'if.ovsw'e it.'. t u h iJ tcota taey abi t oorna I;.-n" cllncl.td hi ii.:: nia-Jo not tf.'v 1 j l)ot Mr. rii.ty jump, ' ill why to, p. ay ?'' risked f 'fctcavaft ti.)tli:r.ff tbat b!cn.''! .1 .'?fr;irf. !..t ftli.ro Mvirm btmi..;f. i""'1! "u lut-twn nu (.-ju in.-.:" botberii( born ftr v.baf, bo ao:'i "i .rrn::nr. whi'.',''u-!d No-zah. I "l.jid aavo ns !" cjv.nl'.lod Mrn 1 Clary, a hho vlcc-d the (rriV'-. ', nip's n li.o tai;1.", "Kljifa ivn.) to' m 1 .1 I . bm j ; to1 U.'. la makf . ni:i J1 u. k- - ,. , 1. " ! .' .': " R I'Tn.. :, IHU I 1 1.1 m i. -', ' , ! 11 i.:... 1 ll'IM !'' i .(' 1 ir w ivrv I 1 1 V li.a .,: Vi.'l.'P '1.1'y. IO1. t l'''' I 1 'rtr:n f ii If INI iin ,'iI i"J IOW aal Jlia ("iviiih ill,. iM:;u.L r.'.iy :n yu.ir p!i'.i- 11 'ill in rfai: .in'ii'i. ti -: .'ii.i 1,1 .ion, yo'i by il or ! t ,. ,1 I ..I'l' I. In' r , " ' I I!.. ..( ' a c-ll. H !. .v.r 11 I n ! !, ;;' , for aihwrtiutr : r' ."---! 1 :r n.i- -i .1 ,V1 c,f ("" JuoiiEg at tuo snin of tho road wnll!i( 0Tll 11 tftl ,Lo 'V-'a oi.t of "or af- sot:a ber to nan- :"UT. 1 "Moil will I And dure von t;av 'Lai to ciy fst'o, rind to a child 0' wiuol Yon will, will you 1 wo'll Hoo, my boy I I'll t'jll yo what, if yen liko, Morris Donovan th'tll come into this boufio, and, what's more, bo uaHlor of thin huuao, ntnl t hut's what yon uevcr bad tho hoart to bo yet, yon poor oald snail." Bo sayiinr, Mrs. Cluij endeavoriid to roecuo from tub fire tbo bitMii rotuniim of the barnin;f snipea Nor ah atttimpted to aeeiut hor raothur, but Clary, lifting bur np, lomcwhat after the fashiou of an tutlo ruining a galdon wron with its daw, fully pat ber out of tbo kitchen. TUia wni the signal for frenh boMtilitiod. Mr, Clary perwistod iu abiiriing n.t only .Morrin, but Morris' uuelti l-'atimr loui)Vin, until at laut th'i fdrmer's bolpucet tiwuro, ay, and that rannd1. ly, too, by cross and fluint, that, be fure tho next sunset, Norah Clary should be Norah Douovan, I wixh you could have seen Norry's byes, dancing with py and exultation, it peeped through tlie lati:hh jlo 1 it sparkhtd moro briglitly than the richest diumond iu bur n.onarcU's cr jwn, for it was GUed with hoyj and love. The nxt morning, bef.ire tho sua was fairly np, he was throwing his early beams over the glowing ubeoks of Norah Clary 1 for hor wist tho't had proppered, and she was hsston iug to tho trystiug tree, whore, "by ohance," either morning or evening, sho generally mot Morris Donovau. I don't know how it is, but the tuo meut tbo course of true Jove "runs smooth," it booomes very uniuterest ing, except to the parties concorned. So it is now left forme only to say that the maiden, after a das and proper time consumed in ttmsing and tantalizing her intend!, told him her saucy plan and its result And tb lovsr hastened, npon the wings of lore (wbtoh I beg uy read ers clearly to understand era swifter and stronger in Ireland than any oCujf couEUr.) to VknlQn tbo priifarftAairgoat wtelw-wrjcoo i f ik . .. . i . tht bio rovminca lov'ml h.. r,.,.,U nor ROJ fcirti-a thai .-. bo to Hiy of thew,lJinff Nuui.or ami tbo pvofitR arininjj timrofroni too well nt to ftia tliMr toorry jst. Wht bnRtlo, tvbst fmptrlioa, what foattin,'. vrlint dauoicff ft to tho o'liifry inopi euoQf'h to Ulk nb.rit during tho happy Clirisfuma 'ityij, cancof n w dHiriie. Tlio brido of couraa belted lively, ar.d 'sb.-o.i!h," nr. l the iridof.ro t but I'ridoroonin aio ala v.nin tvPR'in?.' Ouo fN'it, hfwov.!-. ii worthy cf SDOTjtiini. Wh !'A'h-r I ..... I'onovan row-iti U. . tuo r..Tr.ior.y, , Vofor.i th l.r M il l : i ,. i ,,u .... i fnrrier CUrr. -.fh.,nf v (ij.,t iu1 v.-ilo rou'd .i;fcitVi tit"t -i..ti. i .. .... ' ' . 1 . . . I u, .,(; oax Kb 1 wian, itui-i.lT nverliUi nh.j'.lt.w !( Vrv mo ou. ! bv t';o p;mrn. a'.'n it..i i",. , .. . ..' i i' . i i . i ... i bv.l ! -iL-'h b'-f.t " I to l.rio, I, ai. .nnod vp.kIiv I.? cui".c I il.n cti.r.iriMjMM r'l.;.-..,, ;,':! '.-,,. iLt iiitu ln- fl-.ci (.u'i ;i ., 1 i I ".I ' n .. ,,i ... i j. i . of thid 1 .v:i c.-:rtr,!n. that U. NiT'lil '"(Vi I A n (j i. :i"f p'.tt. Uffj! rtntf tiitc.'Ltlfir: Thora ih'h ,7' i) !ivj"uhi;i' i, 'l'WJ pt.:na d!C V. i'V ...Oi-.l. Th.' ivtoR? Liinf'iii, : '.:) i-rU, )!l J ' .If.: ' H'ow rivri :ij'.7 fit:r ri;! j-.n-: l.o r.r. 1 ; I i'lvirs v i.wra I'.i' i r -.. ;l.f.t;r ! A 1,11 b'i'o 1 1 , A -'tOi :: 1.'. '.'.(. i liny i- j A 'i:-;m,-i;:o " :.".r 1 - 1 r ,' A 1..1..1UM j!..)". r- I i-'.-jr.i' vi ivi q i'l.i.f r.i.j?.: n. H y i..i.' 1 1 r r I ' .ir.'i. , j J 11 v n-jvt i" -, pi.:- 'iv;r ! T' i- !;r-'i :'... 1.. l r..-. , I!:.!!-)!! i:- 11:7. t:.- l i-" t'THl l...;i -li.taim.lj 'in lyn. i 1 i. i I'.ic ii' r it'.'j i'l Vi4 i.'.J.i! its ta' ! V.'hi'ih. r:.,!rji I .y.U i .''::; 7. ' :.n'A was ilh :,r'i. 1 i:t t'a.'tfiti : in V.J5 ?!.. L-tti J i 1 .;.'..),.;;.(. tO'tt i-.ntMtj- rv-'i i:j 1 .! 1 I If lir-.f ; t.i:t:i ;r pn -.i :n rnii...,', Nu'.tut w..r, ;ti ,1 id i.'u l l-'u .t. Tbo tl''. nlcistiuo ?.0a j riiiifl 1 Co i Y.:; I :.',. '.1 i;.' H: 1. I It:! . Cu't ."1 ;.:'..'-n' 1 hv ;!: l.'ind-vii.--.,! tlH 1 1 :... tir.i! ftar.) r r:r'i. o iiH'.u. '.t 41; bn.up':t 1 .. 1 1 - r-. . , lUIJtl 111 II I. ' .i !.aon lid1 1 fj.:t on f a 11 ni'i.i v:tbM, i-M; H.'J I ynt i !;uva a i':u!'' iM?r int. !j. n.j'lftu: 1 A Uti)' i .1 in l.tnr'il. Io . iifis It I'l af ?Ot) I'.-.)! ( 1. 1.7'i 1 i i-.'l da A oiUiini is iiv icttt. A 1- i.i t.'u-'.'y i.:ii ". A '-i,.i'.h-.i'iy 11 .iuiTlv 'm Vir'in t tblti in f'i''"iiN. n Virilil It Uru two t'liirds (.fa milji. A .j'tv'n iounioy ih thirty -tbrod aivi ouo-eii,'iitU luiit it. A cubit in t wo tiVit. A ijr'ji.t, (tubit in tiovt&u f'.'t I, A band lurno t.-ii-ati') - is four inches' A palm in tbreo ii'.t aoi. A Bi'i.i is ten uud inobi'S. rCeU-OibUl A pace in thion feet A barrel of fljur pOUIlf'.S. A barrel of pork wr.ilirt ll'ti wnighs '2' 0 ponudH A firkin Of butter woigbs V I nonn l ). tub t)i Dnttor weiim titi pojniN. ti,., r.n... ! 1 1... .-..;..i,i 1 . UQ ltn.'n 1.1 IK1V II . l-J 1 f " K por IiuhIuI. Wiuut, brans and clover socd, sixty pounds per buhhul. Corn, Syo aud tlar. Mid, 50 pounds per buHhttl. Buokwboat, fi2 jionnd.t per hushcl. Uarley, -IS pounds pur bUHhul. OutiJ, 3- pounds per haehtil. Ikan, "3 pnunds per bujh- .1. Timothy sued , 3i poundj per bouhul. CoavHOsalt P5 pound por bushel, Dr.n!Tios.a. An eld roaid far. miihes tho fullowing dutloitions : Man-A eonloruorala inasa of hair, cijauemtike, couiiuit and boots. Woman Tbo waitor, por farce, of the aforesaid animal. Husband .An instrument cou et roc tod to growl ovar shirt buttons that "aren't thar." Wife A maohino mado for darn ing stockings, omkiug puddings, aud sewing on buttons. Father A boiug who thrashes boys, and won't "fork over" is his olive branches desirt). Mother A pleasant long a sweet vision of obildhood. Child A compound of delightful and distressing elements. iiabv An inveation for keeping people awake at night, aud for the 6m PA., APRIL 2D, Con'cd :iao Dll of I Are. While tho YankpuB hud n nbul fl' in Virkibvir raliona brc.'.mo etroo. and mcu tho hotoU wjru to ilaijd 0 hullo liiicf fttld corn d'.i 1 tru. Onoofo'.tr wit.ty fnilo'.ai Op the f-;liftwinp; bitl f.f fr.. b't.i it feintid V) 1 di.iribul"d n-no"'f t!i" itio.f st, ono ! i.o l'.-iLnf h- t ilJ in t bo't'ii;-i?;"iid f it; . 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' o f-. , ( . 1 i 1 ii 'tritt it ..J 1 :, t .. r 1 ' v t.'y. b';: 11. t .t nil ' ; '"' ; i. wt-i'at.-.,'r, a" fi-''-.''.l: n' . "i.-.".,. 4 1 it t ' ' 'it . v 1 11 ir I '.. ...1 t.il i v 1 v. 1 ti . I i'" I ' :.t. b.l'. iiv"" j ' ". -U II. I.- b' ,1 1 1 r. llM'tCO'.t i.'c " .;.: 1 l.i 1 .1 wbut t: .y i".vt !., Jot fi 1. v.ii'it t'i ). v.r 'J'hox.i 1. ) t il;.' tii'i I. - I 1:1 ;" : if;( ti;. ir 1-!:, Ml t i : x tl." f .' ! pip'irv. ;;."ifi''ii:j- t i':n. I il ..' i-V.Tytli!,i;V f!-n. If jfii tbiiit tn. a-i to ii'.f i I y : r b't i-ic' i, an I pii-'t-r h h1it.-;.-i ; iii'MUiii v. iiiln yjnr t'.r-iuTlil:. (;ro.' rifh, it won t 1 tv t i n '1 v-u! it.fi Jll Ili'lvjlW H IV il'I.U,.'!'' It I 'll' t , brii);; I rg r.:!itri;H, t.i ii-er.-a... ir I liu-i'intj rt'piil'Vti'jn ai 1 1 ii i I t 1 mc ' jt.uiut.itit'e. I If yoU invi'i. t Vi:i:iti,.i f , '.i lvi'i i!'1'). ' f T'u bavo bu.iUiu m, aivcvtit" It if a "potir 1 1 a "nnnr 111 11 Mi.it tvin'r. r.nr :! "'-'in ways. A p' li.'O V i;' l.'l'.li i.hI in L'ljown to rii'iiiv, '..'iiilo ono ti'.t 1. 1 vertjNid in known only t i j. t"w p i voi p -by. timtin-T ftdvrrliaitio in dull Hch-h is lilty pulln'ig il iwi, .4 linn whi'u t.'iti wtter is low. Wli-n tt i lo r. vi .v i, it will rush bv him do'tH ii 1. stay it with ready cmii itur-i-i. TI1.1 way to have etirh ul'ays on baad in thtongh advert i:.ti!;. Vabie ol 'Jjtroa Moments. ?fuJ;uuo Do (lonlis c.imp'iHO'l several charming v via nun whii.. waitiD in tbo firhooi r"('Ui fur tic tardy princes to whom alio gave daily lessons. Pngaiianan, or:o cf tho cfcawvliori of h'ran-ja. wt'oto an able and bulky work in that huocusmivo intervals of waiting for dinuov. l-lihu Huritt, when onrr.infj hi living as a blackHinit.h, leurcud eighteen latiguagos r.nd twwnty-twii dialeit,iHUjply improving his "spare uomonls." A celebrated physician in London transkted Luortitiua whi'.a ridiu in his carriage ou his daily rounds. Dr, Darwin composed nearly all his works in the same way, wiiting down bio thoughts in a inemorundu'n book whioh he carried for the pur post). Kialr White also learned Greek .hile wslkiag ta and Ira from a lawyers ofllos. 4 III M 1 v:VJ 1880. NO. i i After Mrtrilnyo. ii ti v n r( Ann "My frfii y vr I lP'. . iuif ,'' i r i An I . tip lii i nmtlj Ai' I' .'ipi'lj r.. '.iii. I i 1 .v l i .lilt ;ir jT i i ti. I II IMr '; i ! ' ii n v r. i.. A r i ! II . r ! ht - 'Vv I I r-. I i ' ; ' i.-'ijlm I r V I. in 'i V t.. ... r .' A I I :: i M I. .' ' r V ' !" md i Vcz: 1 .r i I 'ill' . '1 r c 1:1 in' t a -, 1.! .t.ll.. t Hi itl.i.t ,. II.,, -. . f- ' i i li IM i'l .' tl i : fir. i 1 1 ) '. V'liv I'Olnl1 1 t 1 li.t ji n ri 1 I r.r 111 liiii:'-), and iMiliiv v' t 11 j 1 11 i.ir p.11 in;; p.'.m.pi lv. Ji th "i... r:i!n t. ,', ';!T. I 1. 1 t.i'.l ! 'l.HGphiit t ui li'ir l l.'n r -awTCaJi Cbu.icliJ ol Ltlicri-Wi - i : . 'il- A a rule 'i vrv l.t't-r, i a . silllil:' iu i( i'l: lr;i"t'!.i fn I li' S U. ll 1 .'i!)'T'.'r. I ." ri.- ; i;.t' t-iif'.'A'f a 1 i. tur ttlioii wi'itti I. I i 'i 'jui i-'ii a t'l Dt'tA It r'M'lv VU.'tl -Till1 ftl .). III b" !! i;k:i.i vV I tin, (lift 1 1,". " , . . a ... 1 c.tMptoMi..: it-u-.r, ...f.Mi tiif.TPfj fi' ywm dati' h,'!ralI' fir.-i ler ull th! t"J JiWil'J. UJ.iulii) L'l b.. t.l.-vf li Ill's r'-O.I'l HI''. IttKMltl'il). It tbt- 'lift. 1 i'l ti. lift v my t'Dt-r i'ii;ini. 01 0 snilii'iiTi'y f.r I rum tip top of tl) j:i, c to 1;''" '4 '" 'y t"'.a I 'i.nonu' .'f li'iuik jM.por af. tLo b;iiini i ttln clu-tt when ttif ! it' r io fi. J- SLcnll t Lc ma'tr in the !i''ur ciuiiiQv beyond tlie fuel rao, ii i." ! '.voll in rutivni'r.uu a liti s lino the . ht?i't, i-.itiMitici a lar a ruicossary ju Ibd ctb"i' pa.'j. It is tb'iiiht: improper to uo a half shtjtit ot pupcr ia format li tters. As a umttkr ot eeonutny nnd conven ienoo tor biinia'3i. pui'poite.', howt-vci it i euHtomury to Lv the ctd of tlw huiiiucKt man printed at the top of tlio sheet, and h single U'ut' is nttd. In writing a letter, the answer to whieb u of mure Leoef.t to yourself (lino tho ptrjon to whom yoa writo, iut hi.tt a iitufre atunip for a rcjily. Tiottcrs should bo free from er at'irei, interliiiuat'onn, bio's and poktooripl a pocaible. It ia dscid idly bettor to copy the letter tbun bavt thost appear. A letter ot uvrodHclfon or recoma mendttion shoull ncvor be soulo l , as the bearer to whom it is glvuu ought to kaow the touts. rubltibod every Tburaiivr Eronlnf irr wtr JiVEUMIAU CEOU8B, Prop'f Terme fif fhibacnpHon, TWO DOU.A hi PKR ANMTM. Tay . allo vithtri pit inonthi. or fi.SOifnot tnid within tht) vcr. No paper dn r'iti'iiiiil until ail arrearage art) P'liJ unli i et the optiim of the pub liher. f'uliif tipiiotia r.n'.'de of fin county I'.U ni.t: IM APVAM'H. 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