A.dvertUlrtflf Itittosj a column on year, bVO.Ofl Oii-hT column, on yr, B0.00 n,,.fourth column, on year, 19.00 One srptsre (10 line) 1 Insertion H -"wry additional insertion, flD fnifc'ionAl mid Business cards or nut mnn than 5 linen, per year, 5.00 Auditor, Executor, Administrator mi Assignee Aotletn, .V jyitorlsl notice per Hue, 16 All advertisement for a shorter p. nod than one year era payable at the Urn they ere ordered, And it not paid D, prinon oruenng mem win o neld yetpoiMiuiv lor io rngnvv. Poe t ty DANGER. O'af tb siaia V 8kt ik trala, Wlik lt(,aalvriBe; Tag m4 strata. 9ImmIi Mtbl Tbraasb tb alibi, Cleaviea, Wkn Wlia kit )ibt. Cutilo( rift Tbraasb tb drift Which lit Ik Hag rsw uplift. Llfbtblbt aottt riit Ilk sts f t ik fry Trsvsllh bests. h aa tf Kaawlaf Ttir, btftlr trait tha Bslara Laok aa aiara JaM before, ta lfc ningl4 Buh sad raar I Stead a farm I lb alrn. Wildly r.ia.tf Aa alarm I Far lb brak t Naailiiaka! Qulek mrming 1 Lira at tiak 8bk tb plaie .' Sara th traia J Now or otver I Might and mala Faon pal t Ci-ktbini rait, fUrorlj wkiillr , On tba gala I Froni TWicdrvj rVord H elect T ale. SCARED OUT OF A WIFE. A LACOHADLE stoby. tha narrative wbioh I am about to write wii told ma oua bleak, cold Slight iu a coiutry parlor It wu ooa of those nights in mid winter, when everything tiogUa with ita froa ly breath, that u aeatad before a bluing fir , surrounded by a jolly, half doieu b ya and aa old bachelor, A, Peter Green ibiut fart an I sight year old. It wm jtlst tba night oat to mike thote within enjoy a (food atorj, ao each of aa bad to tall bis favorite story, eave Mr. Oreeo, and aa ha was a jolly fellow wo alt lo jke.l fur a jolly atory. Wo were some what aurpriaed to bear him say. '1 Lira no atory tli it wo il l iutareat Jon,' ao wa bad to hod otber eater tainmente f-irawiile, when oua of tba boya told ma to aak biia bo it happened tbat be never cot married, bo t did. "Well gentlemen,' ho bagan, 'it don't aaem rigbt for ma to tell b w tbat happened, but aa it ia about toy self I don't care much. Ton see when I waa young we had to walk aa high aa Ave miles t cburcb and kinging school, wbicb was our chief employment But thia don't Lave tnytbiog to do with my not gattiog a wife, but I iuat wanted to abow you tbat wa bad tome trouble tbetn days in getting our aport John Smith and I were like broth art, or like "Mary and her little lamb.' Where on want tba otbar was aura to go. 8o wa went to ae to sister, and as we were not tba bast boya imaginable, tba old gen tletnan took ombreg and would not slow aa to come near tb boa, so e Woold take tha girl to tba and of th Ian, and there we woold hav to Uk tb final kiss. Wa aooo got tired of that sort of fan, and I told John, on oar way to singing suhool on night, that I wa going Into tb Don too. U said tb old man would ran ma out if I did. I told him I wa going to riak it anyhow, lot come what woold. U aaid ha would riak it if I would. Ho bom w want with tb girl. When w got to th and of tha lau I told th girl w war going all tb wsy They looked at ach otber in a way I didn t like too well, but said they (tb old folks) would b ia bed, so key dida't oar if w did . Thay war a littl mora aarprlaed fst when I told them wa thought of going ia a littl while, but aa all was quiet ban w got to tb bouaa, wa had trouble ia getting into th kitchen. Tba and ther w had oar fin I, ours, and I mad up my ralud to k Sadie to b my wlf th next time t cam. ' It wm bow past tha turn of tha bight and a w bad (our mil to walk, told John w would hav to ha gon. B w stepped oat on the boron bat just as w did so, th sky a lit op by lightning, and oo Ira nsodoat thunder past rollsd along tb mouatalo sides. It aoho had but died oat la tb far off vale until Ids raio bag0 stf P',or froM th gr barad fulo of th cloud. W wkited lor It to Up natll w wr U eletgjr. whs th flrls said w oould ro to bad la tb littl room bt ti 14 of th sUIr wbbih lad out tf ri tluia. aid a their rta ft .'-t ft r ttttf wa td i fc acif :itit'lfinrtrr-tir. hh ' r m twi n r' i IS VOL. 16. ttAtied to bed. W dido t have far to go, as th bad Stood near tba head of tba tain, John wa ooa In bed, bat as I wa alwiya a littl alow, and full (if eorioaity, 1 wa looking a. roitnd th littl room, At last I thoawbt 1 wnnU alt down on a ehaat wbioh wa spread otr with a Die whit eloth.wbil I drew oflt my boot. So down I t, when stars of tb ast, I went plump into a big ggentard pi I thottght John would die langb iog, for b aaid had amaabed that euatard all to thunder, and broke tb plate right In two. You aa we hd to be awful quiet o tbat tba old folk wouldn't bear. I wa now readv to wet into bed. ao I pat tba light out and picked np my boot, tbinkiog to put them in a mora convenient place, when down my leg want tbrongh a pipe-hole, which bad bean covered with paper, np to my hip. Now on part of m wa upstair, with tb longest part was in tb litchan. A my W was ferv Ions it reach. ed a shelf which wa ooonpied by dishes, pans, eofTu pots, Ac, and turning it over down it Vent with a tremendoua crash. The girla bad not vet retired and I could bear them iana-h fit to SDlit tbsir sides I felt awful ashamed, and was seated nutit mv heart was in tov throat, for t expected th old mao very moment I extracted hit leir from tha con- fouoded bole just in time, for the old lady looked into the kitchen from the room door, and Asked, 'what all tbat note waa about V Tha girla put ber off as best tbev ooold, and I went to bed, while John waa strangling buuaelf under the cover to keep from laujhiug Aloud. soon went into the land of dreams with tbo hope of wskiag eariy, i wish 1 could tell you my dreAuis, but it would take me too long. Una moment I would fancy myself by tha aid of Sadie, sipping nectar from ber heaven bedewed lipa, and tha next I would be flying from tha old man, while ha would be llonriahing his eana over mv head. I bia all CAin to an end by John giving ma a kick. Un waking np and lookins around i saw John's eyes as bitr as my fiat while the sun was besmiog in At the window. What to do now he could n t tell. for we heard the old man haviog family prayers iu the kitchen. Jobo looked out of tha window and eitid we could get down over tba porch roof. "Get out and dress aa soon as possible," said be. So in my hurry my foot got fas tened iu the b id clothns. an I out I tumbliH, haadforemoat, turned over. and down the steps until ( struck tba d Kir, which was fastened by a Wooden button, and it giving awuv, out I rolled right in front of tha old I man. lie threw np his hands and crie 1. Lord, save us 1" for be thought I was tbo devil. The old lady screamed autil you could have heard ber a mile. I waa ao Beared and bewildered that I couldn't get np at once. It waa warm weather and I diJu't have anything on butaehirt When I beard the Bins sntckerinz it made ma mad, and I jumped up and rnsbed out of tbo dour, leaving tb greater part of my shirt on the old iron door latch. Off I started for the barn, and whan half way tbrongh tha yard the dog eat up w bowl and went for me. Whan I got into th barnyard 1 had to ran tbrongh A dock of sheep, and among tham waa an old ram. who backed off a little and etarted for roe. With one bound I ao.tped bit blew, sprang into th barn, ud began to ciim np tb log into tba mow. whan an old mother hen pounced upon my Ugo, picking thm until tuoy bled. I threw myself opoo tb bay, and after John bad slid down tha porch into a bogahoad of rainwater, ha came to me with one of ray boots. my ooat and on of th leg of my tie round me completely prostrAt ed. Part of my eliii t, my bat, one leg of my paota, my vest, stockings, oeckue, ad on boot wore left be hind. 1 vowed than anl there, that I would never wo to ao another, girl and I II die bafar I will. Ia 1'ottsvill. John Candy, a littl fellow, was arrested, charged with stealing a sled from th front of a tor. II explained that ha ew a place of a string in th aids walk and h pioksd It up. Whan he got hoot bo was roiioh surprised that ther wa m sled to on aod of it An Omaha ball rwoantly raoalved a pi Mailt of a pair of twantv-foni button k'.d glove Irttitt on of bar admirer. Sh wrote him ft letter at thanks la which h frankly told him hhad mad gnwl tUukU th !, hut the had remedied It by cutting off th ft and only Wearing th toa. ' r.'-ji. 9 To4 will a uat b itt)kt knar IM brJrHxli. 1t MIDDLEBU11Q, 'SNYDER COUNTY, tha Louisa. Stopping in at a grooory store for a moment I met Captain liinni, tba owner of a CaHaI boat wbioh is laid np for repairs at onr town Some body waa telling about tbo recant loss of a steamship at sea, and when Cap Uin Dions hsa a chance to express bia viWs bs said I "In ray opinion, all thuds wracks is caused by ijm)rnde i jnat j ick aeeedness. Look at me. I've beeu navigating a veaael nigb on to thirty years, and I ueVer got into trouble. I've Carried "The Louisa, of l'n cadder,' through tho worst storm that occurred Od earth, aud beyood basltu' off ber rudder and having the cook stove sweep' overboard, she never sbiversd a timber. The reason is becans I understand my basin. I doo't soars no more'u a baby if there' a hurrican a bow Hn'. "But, Bions.' said Mr. Lamb, 'oil must remember tbat tb ooean is more dangerous that tbe canal.' "Wall, I dontSeS it' replied the Captain "I don't sea it 1 va heard a good deal about tbe ocean, but you can't make me believe it' any worse than any other sheet of W ater, Yoti just ruu a tow path across that Atlantic ocean, and give me my jai ler mule and plenty of half inch rope aod if I dou't take "Tbo LttUisa, i.fj know whotbor.l tako tha piper or; Peocaddtr, and go a swoopiu toinotT Heie . Bill(ealliug to a fiiend Europe then you may shoot me aod I at the door), kiu any of ojt family cuop roe up ror cat moat, im sick of tuib nvet-lnstin' Woin' about the I ocean. bore is Hi Urinu it out ! Sot up your towpatb and Ml hop the Lvuisa over io a manner tlmt'U dis gust it There's bouudin billur that ever boun led that kiu swami) tho Louisa. 'I'be Louisa's eota dollar i bnd a OUarter tiu Ultldl) that'd iHStl , . jork the entire Gulf streaiU out of it in a jiffy and I wouldn't be ranch a- iraiu w name sow une onto tuat ram ana ctiucK mm over ana lot bim swim serous. 7o's tbe mostre liable aud o loacicntious mule in the States What's yer Atlaotio Ov'o.io to bim ? I never seen no sjtii!l yet tbsl d laze nira. Ite s been jerked into tbe canal more'u a hundred times, but out be oomos every time, just as iudiffdrunt. Tbe only thing tbat bothers bim is the locka. He s ao impatient that be dou t like to wait ' Now, if they could ouly yank tbe locks out of thoocoao I wouldo t "You know there are no locks in tbe Atlantic?' said Mr. Ilmb. "No locks l Thunder I Yon dou't mean to say there's no locks in tha' ocean f How iu tbo iniichief d j the keep the water on a level t Ao I where do they e lect the tolls f "They have do tolls.' "Well, well 1 ao tolls, no locks ! Why, that niule'd just hist that boat serosa so qiiick yon wouldn't KuoW you bad left home. And Is pose they do not eveu let the wuter out eveu iu winter like wo do. Why ook at it and talk to me about it s being hard and dangerous. Why it's the awfitlloNt fooliohuess I ever heard of. When there's trouble at sea tbe man kin go into tbo riiu' aud be safe bat on a canal bo it a man must stand square on deck aud f use the music. "At sea there's no obstructions, but just look at the riika caual bou bas of goia' over a dam sod bustin' into kiu'lio wood I At sea there's oo mnle to git contrary, and to pitch and kick I aod to want to go np while you want to go down t there s no boats to pass aud to wear out your tow Ubos scrapia their bottom; there's no dinger of ruouia' sock agin the bank if yort goaV sleep at tbebelum i no boys km throw atoues at yon from the tow-path and cuss ye and for your aewnokness that there's so much hnllahnll about why, I pledge you my word,lbal I've seen a man get so sicx iu a canal boat that ba threw np hia b.wl liuin' befora begot through. Yea, sir! it's all bo-b,this talk about tbe oot-aa. W never git uo credit for pluck on the oaual, but I want yod to nnder stand tbat it takes more to i nn the l.onlna betwix here and l'eucadder then it done to sail ia a steamer to China. "Seams to ma's if they ralht car- ry out that i ls about a tranaAt lantio tow path like one of them 0 Ileus thraahin' m iohiuaa. Thou a in nte Could take it right along with bim over tha Water, and hav soma tliiu' dry to stan on whi'e he pulle.1 the boat behind him. It kin b done, and whau v u ulve a mule a nlianee, if I don t ran tuy bat rga- Mr from her to Kurope il II lie bo can I'm too dead to feel any in terval in tbe etibjpct.' "George, dear, il 'u't yttu thiuk ii ia rather fltravagent of you ti eat butter wiih that delicious jvu t 'No, lov onnoiniL'al i Mm pio ol bread do for both.' 'What noUalltitte ill (thief hap pines of your lit f naked a onri. us Hnu lay enhoxll teacher. Sh liluahed, aud than r-plied I "It U titat John has at last de I th day ' A Ksisas dog whidh got drank on h4 tfkl in whisisv, uo onr taKWM our the h drtiwuAil him self la th nvari aMa hald. , lU ntSr tr f t I ii la la fcVt z Or mm H Wasn't a Subscrl'jor. Country editor occasionally have strange, not to say nominal, expor iencee. Oua of them ba related the following, and as the victim can.t read, it on,t do any barm to print it notwithstanding lid said it moat bo kept private, Si it would miku his subscribers mad. Tbe editor was siting io his Hanc turn, whan a Urangur.or tell and Inuk appearance, entered the door, aud tbe following c inversttion followed: Granger Be you the editor 1 Kditor I am, sir i can I be of service to JOU f Q. I want to know what you sent me a bill for t'other day. E..-Tue bill was sent I presume to inform you that you ware owing for the papor. s Q. Hut I don't tnko ytmr darned old paper, and a good reason why, for I can't read nor writ, uor there isn't any of my family that kin read or writs, snd when you snnt that darned old bill I bad to walk a mile and a half to get a fellow , to read it to me. E. There must be some tntnUkS, sir f f you do not take tho piper, of conrss you will not be rjuiiod t pay for it. ) O. Mistake I I should think mere was Lon t von anttiioMi read or wnto, aod lo they tike this darned old paper f This ciippoj the cliia-it. Tho friend replied that the family ofoio sai J could not read nud never took a pitMir. and tbe editor ws cjnviuc, ed, uotwitlialaudiug the fatuity n uue had ocaonied a .nMiiin ,m ttl.un nn hia aiihirintinn liot I ir ia l..a Hu r w . m M m . ' y oars. An inveati.ition revealed tha same name, aud while one got in t piper, tue other got the bill kmmmm A,' Thro Yajrself In. The Sioux City nod Pacific train stopped at On) an 1 tho smart rau oo the train leaned out of tho wiodow and ahouted to a nitive : "What is tba name of this town V ''Ouawa,' replied the native. 'Una what! queried tbe smart man. Patiently the natlvo ropeatod the uamo of the hemlet "Do you wautto sell it ?' anked the stu irt man. Tbe patient native 'didn't know i 'lowed maybe they'd sell If anybody wanted to buy it bad enough. I'll give you tweuty eight cents for it.' bi I the siu irt man. The native turnn 1 his heal thoughtfully on om nid i and conni I ered the prop mition iu silence, l'i- nail v he raiae 1 his heal with the air 1 of a man who had aboitt uia 1 up ' bis mind to trade. I "An" throw yourself ia V ha aked. i"Ut b..ck l li s The wind iw cioiedo.vn withaUo hi eut. slam, and as the traiu tuiUed out, 1 thjre waa laughter ia the cir, but I the smart man conlda t tell whether it was tne.i'it lor bimiolf or t'.io n i- live, although he was iuchued to one onk and fifteeo aaplinu' of va thiuk it was. rioits kinds Thinned that grove A Candid Opinion AD droit lawyer, fa.ieu for hi wise and candid oniui ua. was the othsr day vi.ite.1 by a young alter. nev, who e xp'uined t I ... ..I .llu.l In Ihn . .... . vears s.'i. and 1 tbiuK I know some- thiug about law, yet tbe tuiunte I srUe to Address a jury I forget s!l , my Doiuts aod cm say nothing, i .Now, I want to aak you it Una doeau t abow lock of oonrideuca In myaelf, , and bow eau I overooaie it T I'be wise attorney abut bis eves and studied tba case a moment be- l,.n .ninrinj I ".My yonog mend, ir it lkoh nf o Irrtportant Business. A man with cuufotter tied a- ronn I hia waist and a whip iu hi hand e ill-l at the p ml oltt.si for a letter, and ( r reaa-m whioh no bu nan lmin may uu.KmUu t be 'i I denly drvi led to have bis tvt blaekencKl, and not pay mora than dveceiila for thn jolt, either Th drat boy invite I to Ueirin W oil t.y.k tool survey of th boots, aud then aoftlv mplie.1 I'd Ilka lh job, mir but yon ea hAvan't liina, Tha sectvUry f tha Treasury haa ma le au ihM aall f.lr otttaU Hug dro-twauUwa. m l I ve sot to go 10 tank. The wrmd boy had ali.ty pre oarwd to kneel down whe be rvwha d tb dlmenaisn of the boot h 'ore hina, au I a liaolf straighten ing np he aid I "OimiI fwl llsppninU,L but vow e I Wss pibted aiwtgnve w wf 1nu tip the atrwet thl M.waia?- end I'm only heta lo tarty tew thHitand ixiUtf sUespb ) tWln Wvwh on I'll s?nd yot nhx aa I a n' tut (iVe4ntj'--Lok ia tha 1m tioavy. oonfi ience in youra.lf it will i Ibiug. maybe, to sr if be w is right . fb AkMI FJ?! b t"S W jr'.d day vanish, but it If Is lack of bralu ' '' And-h. must bars . wM rrvi yof, had letl-r sell out your offi,e ' bn .IJ when be did it -h. .etu!!y nuuUJi HfTts and bnva nickel and a i swallowed Ibe weather cock and . 'r "'.T r no1 P ' V c u'v ' Shsnd od thrr he .luck, whirling .....m l sll '" "' of b.,, fe ,.e v- "ut how am to determine f nilt wind .truck hie ! IVad I , .?' " ,r ant ' ilv MkJ Mi. yoon m?n was deadr n M.hiu Vn lun l- " il bus rtht iicKJ , .wand " l'" ' ' " ' . ,-U"-1: ',y l d buy tue pica as anyu iw so I . ait,-r k lv" ' r " ' rno my chAnce 1 whispeml tbe J-Allowe.i tue .iiner-C-K-k. t T; l.t el Advir, AS ha moved over to the i . , ., l,,, li.l .ut.-s fvtiw g-,. iv sues vuivi'ae i IVwathttl f a wrJ-TVa t al a PA., Al'RlL 10, Tha Falls a.oul Sanl S.iyder. Ws wr all killing out ca the pUita In Ironi of UlyU r's storr, sad Abner ii) ng wa Ihrr. will Ins legs eH kei up nni'iKtu pout, ant ItiK eluir tiltrd b ok. D. Murry l ruunlu Ilia rye dnu n C dil'tin of i ho ouiimiy ii-()t r, wbvu uu deniv said : "Hulloal This i q ie.-rl Why I nays lu-r that a Ki(lib Cheiuiat hua S'icc'd'l in ditt illiu Wni-kry frm sawdu-t I" 'Ibat'a uoiiiing,'' said Abner Dyi' fl pp'iif bia ibutu i. ' How do you ut'iit notbing 1" ark vd t be douior. 'U i. it's olJ, awful eld. I koo that S4rs itf-iw Uld JwUcvrr meoi dam 8udrT'' "N-, ovr mrt bt n.' "Wvll, S.uu was a bird drinker niiiM b ive ram by Any lu 'ens or an. other, He bad uo uionry and budy to trust bim or troat imu. So Sam aoiuehow nn'.-ruiiied iba' wl.i key unuld bu male m ! naw l ist, Aud do yun ko iw what h'd do f Ol I m U ctn nnka hnti of What' flMo litdo room. tn. r-mk l4ii-io'i 'Hr'dgit so drunk otT a fene-1. meal fr rinn over I'll un t in r.iil and a cfooil saw that b'cunnin little tin pins, hrsi-lps conl lii't tell a vov tr.i.u a rajar- m it,i'iij n'l tlinir own "ai'di'idm. cir.d baiu. Pitbim ni'ra woi le and a uw 'k, u I h i him a- t'liinnai.il Lulud! iIhvl'ii ijV'IhiK llM urn vut t'm uiat Ji-hoioiU tui ii J i . ' li you i-ver t.x.d.'- "K.ily tj V by unu lime his tumily triu to .kei. Inm so'.er by putliu' bun out "0 ilia root pud keepoii iiiui Hi t hi I do you kno'V what Sam di l 1 Got n hoy to ti a wn-h hoilor and lour fact l lead iipe to a atrnu. a J .u fihed 'ciu up ami iu thrieJf b ' bud turned ev'iy shinili onck ails, tmi l.c ti ll thr ng'i lot i itno tliegim tii su -h a fruitful conoi- t oo of inio.tii'aii in tlat they had t give him clet'tii boi-k Irom utbri- two ceil Uttry to briiift lum lack to coiisciniini'S. ' t"a th'y are nving. I Youknw that to be a faot, do Woen an oil ruiil trsvels aha yu f j takes a aaid vich. a piece of pound-1 , O rtin!.V i t wss ib"e. Why, cak. a Wittln of leraonado in a han 1 j 'hat m io anioirrd a prlert-Doe lurbak t an. lunches comfortably in liq tor mad I rota aod, and free j the caning. I "s, to my eertaia kuowK-lg', hr When an old bach el ir travp'a de ' nieiiisp itu lou c Diti -o of, orders a dinner in o .uraea at the j dtillfl pie boards nJ potato main- titin. and raw bcine he has are. He drank up four vt id e'l.ii"- ! 's : aod mie Fouith ol July wiimi i'lin wile t:oppt'J hi iirtruc'inu ot 1 the fnrnirare. lie C')lehrts I Hip dy ! by rallinj iu three i fo ir lri n 1 to n.h a new kind ur ent-rjetio tr.inly ' Ihut he had jul raidooatof Win - i iW S' II U'Ul , oiinbi1 foop Drink I : Why sir, I p'ed y my jr I uy j Ur In hinjle wnnei' drtnk up a j auH D in -, t' rei- wa-u-i u" no i II front door. N' itbin cold no,i 'llilll 14 llAf. lilt Lllll Ulll'J. "W'ir did h pieter donrstjc There wt wo.vla h'.u.o t but belimjrd Ssm'd isj nut th T' utfniU ?" ' He .lid'i't. nirai i r ii klu i 1 1 mw eo'jl I ift. mil in ti e.ir. h had atimulated hi avatein with ei.'ht clieatiiut tree, four pruuuin, i out so tint bis nnot couldd t reut jittopcme pattienl 'early broke ,"''? J,rt,,11l:V" , ,. ... "i; n ua am mmr.i .iriuamg i !,. "" ,' '",l, UD .7"" " "V I lie Ulea IU11 II U COU11 OIlll Bl.u lw..l il tuBMi H fflltlrwlh Slta.ait1 ibe PrtkhtteriitD church .""".' "- "m he could turn O'tt au article lhai'd , , bear a reseiubUtica, oinebo. old app'a brandy Jut-er, wnn ! it f Hut the mau was n it exactly r:n'ht ; his mind was dimta&oxl. So oue night be wot ou the roof of the cuuicn with a ladder to steal tbe j "te'P'e IdllUOO Wbea be g"t there I bow it was bill th ilea sitiutd t trika hua ti tMte ir.a "Well. lht a.u 1 half e.v bard lo awallo a your wjjIj yar-u ll I lllvl.r Yon dou't d ubt rat vartriiv. I hop f aa I Abnrr Y.ol do 1 Wrl!. if you harr a qnattrr alvnt jO'Mt ill a dliu ivy vmudrvl feeliue I iiily nt a 41 ll.; I..,.l,f,a Utrl.tr li.'lt l . Hvr.it i.ft th litvu. au I " ... 4iknl aaior lolhnvt tavern mm 4 Nlut ii 'po Hint III hh.n l. uii:hl ijiv hi ervlit OS aa.nv iViaura V.4 A.tr I trnbt im will bw tteeUvm. he sal.t. iu a.iU rddlow, . intrii wilt mvdrMr.'suJ ah till yt attenher Mlw. J a"aaaaWBBBeaaaassaB II te dvad now. He . A gw I .1 V tie hl bearvt tf Ia.ama as I oow the vivvl dcs liokw.1 bos Amt le tiled lo lick a bnes saw S-ih As AMa.lr ttS s, whpv4 bill KAgbahi iw rwaA make 4 siefwtha let theMi vf h awl teAted oflV A I ndlAl, "ll aw water faa aeWp " 1 Rasitwckv vsrkre KM el a r4Hy sxtb.w vrb has tsw eat wwt eide tib iwajsAk asjaaav 1871f. NO. 44 Old Na'Js And Old Bty ort. Old maids ar aocful. Tbnv rah Ar)k, sew. and Uk rare of rdiiMrp n. nnre bitfk people, sod gt'tisrnllr ptny (lie piano Old U mhi'lors are mkpUm. Tlift h ti.it etm know boW to dills uaiN or Xplit Wood. Old mtids ere amiablo. If one wants anything done tht requires pstiin(t and kindness of hfart A sin je lady is sure to be lib obe to do it. Old baoliflors Mf i'l neUuul riio v dnairel to be aa dia tMiirini? a posnllili. amlb fhlldiwn. i1..iie li hies and bite vmlng mothers, ali i are KIHVS so buily nipl its t in wing that othr poopU bike co.l cur tf thpra that tlmy have hot a iiiiiltit to ulve lo any nnn flun Old nml U are vt v nire-lo-ikln ilncl vnry "voting f.tr tbir ysara." O'il lini'helora tfnuefrt'lv ' llrtV noai-s. -U)MrtiLiirt in their khts. lild henU. Mid mouths that turn down At tho lidruern Oil biifhidors nfl an army of , tlllorw. wiitnr. c '!;. dial int. r- l,lti nn- ll ll.il l ln H.ir.1, l,l Lnnn ' ihprti c imfort.til j W ni'ii old mnids nro ill tliPvlIe; up !)! ir Iiph Im in p-wkcth'indker chiefM. take bomoiutMi! pfllrts out ifthott i IviUles. alloiiutf'ly, and got Hull a"ain Wh'o ol I lvh1ora are ill ilipy go to bed and n 1 for four d.tftura ' have a consul s'lon t a inanllHpip(i full of lilnck IioMIp ad thn aniinhle ! itiirrie 1 men who hnlcni to the clnb J to ait op ith thm at tiiiht.be , i Ips a hired nurse ; hy telograph to their retitiinn. and do their bet to imprea tbe .fi t With the Idea j not time tn est beftro the 'fi'tpen 1 min ites for rpfrelinjetit" ars ; heu an old ran I leave tbm sphere of a"ti n aha straight wv I j .in the white-ro1'! hot, but i with a crusty old bachelor it a 'little raie I Mistake A B g Mistake. A voun ' man who think he can lea la ieckle aa 1 prt.di-rsfs life uutil he btfC 'ino a ir.id l!e aee I man. and then repent An 1 in ik? a gool, atfa.ly citizen, ia d-lull Me think the people ate fools si 1 l--titute of memory. He endu.lp that if he rnt erer.ib.'.v si!! f irget that he w is a .l.!pi?t) l ft' low. Thi ia not tb C- i j-nV renenb-r vo ir nil d-U an I f-r git voiir lhkvI one. ItrsiJe. it i no e.ir thins to break in middle life b.il ha'it that have baen form el in vonth. When a hote cou- tra-U tbe habit of bailiioj hs eTe rmllv reta na it tbriagh life will often perform n m;h till Ilia Whpala d int.v a .1pd hnie and then he stop and b ill btfi jit . . Il u aiili l ,r. arli.t f - t rx.! I t " 1 ' ... , bU'iU. 1 nev will s-nn-tiUifS Jea off their bl tnek anl l wU enough notil thsv rvtaro to lbir Old uarll viin av o'il who evu- traft Ibe bo.1 bab-.t of drnr.kensa. o t one io evrr bdiWl di a e.br mao. 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