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Poetry
Leave The Fori.
BV A. VAB BVKB. '
rtM lli For fo' I Am mln !'
Tbia bAi Wn lb try loo Ion
W Wi pal our arm ir,
And (i) fnnk 10 tse)l th wrnnf
l tht fwbl tnJ Ibt coward,
fllll Ik wall aad trthrtnikM ttlUtll,
Dai kaetront Hixl vsllant aoUior ,' .' ,
Love 10 Dgoi io op-a an i.
leave Ih Fort, b'r curetv -All
Hi mil Mr Iflwen tn4e.
ritntt. whoit ntur grave lb tanllgul,
Ckvonl prosper in tb hi
to ih wl of ttoblo Impale.
Hi Ik A firm And muni port.
Boldly maroli forth I battle ;
Uroiuer, liner, biara th wit
Vbr r vll past nlnrl t.
I Tlitr Art vteiorie lo he ( n1
Year th Fori, howe'er Allurinf ,
Tbere ao ilege lo b eimainej.
Let tor w for b rr.aiv
Oa'y, dn(rr. lei u toui-i,
Tbea our life will he progrev-ttv.
Droiber, tinier, Liav th Foar
Mil lon th line of eiion
Let ibi aarTAB watchword rlnr.
jBnroin( prljf, creed and faniua,
LojtAl only lo oar King
No aiaa'a ma, but Oo l and oouolr'n,
HobvM, ab4 f coJ rtpoTi
Xl ua walk A in Ih daylitbl.'
tift Omrn.
H o 1 o t T
it 1 .
SUEPr OAVID.
Tlio following atory, extracted
rom an old woi k, nt tied "A Yun-
tetlie uthorby South Car rii'1"11 . M ho wmi
.:,, . I niodiilsd i at) I tukuiu sleep,
Villi)
"Tbo Yankee, ns T said befure, ar i
ipt to be too cute for v ia e er -liiuff
except borauflosh, and evon
wiretiinoa iu that. It waa thin iliy
;liree years ao and on this tb y
ipot that I entered m horse Soutb
era for a pnrae of two thou nod d U
titrs. He had won u likt mini two
ears before with all onse. Id hi
ia waa tho best horse at (hat time iu
ill Caroliiiii, Tlioin ero, to bu
mie, two other h rses aa I very fioo
men, too, entered auixt him i b
iliey were do touch to Southron
idJ I was as sure of winuing is I
nu of aitting bare tliis moment,
ivhtin who sliouUl aon-e aloii but h
Yunkoo with a tin out. He had the
ibubhiest, wout looking horse til l
tu ever set yoi eyes on. IU
i lunn, sliib-Mido'l, oniss-lc;7..'
I'jn'U haired,;uilkanduiijlaHse8 .
urrnl sua of a Run as ever went w
four .'ogs. yn stood all tb (i time
bf he were asleep in f.ict hts owue
killed biui Meepy D.ivi.l. Iu s'.orl,
pir, he was audi a horse as would
tot have brought twenty d-jll'iri.
'it wa ne.ir thu h ur of sturliii.
'lien tua peddlur, whose oxlonoi
uriDHixnule lUArvulonxly with that
It the horsn, aud who said his name
has Z.idoo i;ukr, to the as' nish-
tor nt of all, mtiiuated a wish to eu-
iur his horse along with the rent.
Mi our noise I exd.uunul 1 'Wha
ilmt sleepvlookiur devil, there f
ou'd better eutor hiio for tho turky
UZiAfJ.'
"Not'a yon know on, rnistor,' ro-
hrnod the Yankee with eome show
Jinirit 'To be aura the critter
poka rather aluepy aa he st mda, aud
rn mat aocoat I c 1 blm sleepy lit
ili but he's a jo-firud smart horse
r an tuut. lie a like a muged o it
daraod aigbt better than he looks
ibouhl .like iurualiou well to try
iio against some of your Curolma
lorsea. To be aura I didn t come
111 the way from home on purpose l
lat aa I was coratuir out this way
Vita a load of tiu and otuur notions.
thought I misht time it ao as to
ill two birds with ona stona t for.
Links I to myself, if I cau wiu the
larse and peddle off my notiona at
m same Uiao, 1 ean mako a plagttey
ooa spea. - Mot I bad to bnrry on
i. 'Q oaiiuu to got uoro iu Bensuu,
Bd that ia one reason my boss looks
b kind of shabby and out of kilter
m moroiug. Hut for all that, be 'II
jonorm iiko a day a worn, i can leu
pa.' . .
"Sappoaloff ba bad no Idea of
AtOQioj bia horse, and that all be
r"t was merely to grainy ms vanity
ft talking, 1 bade bini be gone aud
ft trouble ns with bis d d ian
palaver.
Why, tuiator,' says be, 'tbia is a
country aid a man baa a right
V talk or let It alouev trst aa ha cau
lord. Now, I bava takeu a great
m! of pains to got here iii time i
rdertoran Hleepy David a,'ftiuat
Mas of your Houtborn horses. 1
in't jokiug, I'm in earnest. luudor
na that there is a purse of two
)onsa nl dollars, and I abonld like
Qaziogly to pick it tip.'
MYni I.IW if nlnblni nn & nitre
v . "7'- t"-";ji "r- f"
' two thousand dollars with
that
Jo Of oarrioD of yours 1 Away
PQ, and dn't iruubtq ua any
with
any fur-
I Wn, tt oan't rnn, then I spoae
Vt'i't i but it's darued hard, any
P, for a man te t k so tuiiuh
lias as X bava to ojmq to the races
Vl than oan't ba allowsd lo run
Wali.'
pit's toe) lata dow, Dyf. rnlas
' oonrae tb boras sCo d bava
,n anUrad ye trday i I owevar,
I ytt plank the eitVauot money
may gt ia yst.'
l said tb)a by ; way of Mttlng rid
-b fallow bavlurf no idea tbat bn
M oot-:r Mirth fwi vf the
i rt-lraJ,
f-t... t tVrtnoe
VOL. 16.
and a few ponc in copper. t tt
ain't raore'n a quarter of a dollar or
ao i ll plank it on the mitt.'
"It's two bnndrfd dollars.'
"Two hundred dollars.' erciairaod
the Yankee, 'by golly, v. hat a price I
Why, they axed me only a qtiot tor
of a dollar to Bee the elephant and
the whole caravan in New York
Two hundred dollars. 1 Why you
want be joking now. Dluss met
my whole load of tin ware, ho,
wncrnn ami vrnnl.lii't f.ilnh (hut
lOut, ir isler don't you think that I
couhi got in fr ten dollars '
"Nothing loss tlmu two bundroJ,
and that must bo p.iid within tho
short apace of five miuutel.'
We now thought we bad got rid
of the follow, but bo roturoud again
to the charge and asked if fifty dol
lars would not d . thou suvouty-iivu
then one hundred t and tioJiug that
he could mako a bargain f jr lss
than the regular sum ho engagud to
do it providud bn co 'Id Aud iiuyonu
to loau him the money, for whicli be
offtired to pawn IT i wagon load of
potions, aud rluopy David to boot,
be askod one, tl ou another to nccoin
moilato him wil'i tho loan, dudaiing
that as soon as he took tho pjrsj
the moMy should be retnriiud ajj
he would give ten tin whisllus into
the bargain. He however, got more
ourtcB than coppers, until some wag
who had pluuty of canii, nud liked
to see the sport go on. lout hiiu 9U(i
out of shour malice. Though, as
if afterward turned out he had more
money about biiu. aud vus inuroly
playing the possum all tho while.
"Ills uoxt object was to borrow u
ACConi-
king eleepy David
fiom tho tin cart he scnunblod npou
his buck mid took his station on tlio
course. Vou unver f:i a fellow sits
awkwardly in your lifu Everybody
said ho would fall boforo ho I ad
f,one a buudrod yarJn, uud soiuo out
of couipassiou urged him to witli
draw. ''.Not by a darued sittht, said be.
'Why do you think I'm such a tarual
fool to pay tho two hundred uud
then Dot run chun :e artor alt V
' Ochuvs who wanted to seo the
sport, even if it should oust some
biokou banes, encouraged bim to
proond, saying, as they laughed
aloud, that they bad uo doubt be
would carrv the pri.'j.
"That's what 1 iiieuu to do,' Aid
be. "1 uiu't coiue her for nothing.
' cat) tull you. Wake up Meepy
vid, and look about you io"
uiist lisvo your oyes op.-n loJ iy
it's do tiiuu to bo suooiu' now, who.:
there is money at stake.
"1'ho lursj, us if he un lorstoo l
.vhat his master wai saying, opuuvd
ois eves t pricked up his ears, and
actually showed soiu3 signs of life
"The sigual was iiuV givou lo
stmt Away snraug Southrou with
the speed of liiihtuiug, uud away
sprang tho other Southron horses,
leaving Sloppy David far iu the rem
and the peddler Verglllg Il-o:u Hide
to fcide as if just ready to di'op oil
The horso went p iwing along with
Ills tail clinging eloso to Lis h umoh
es, and his nose stuck striight out
bofore bir. i and yon never saw o
queer a figure cut by man aud horse
as this singular pair made.
Hut they improved ns they pro
ceeded t tbo peddler sat mora jocky
like, and the horse evidently gnued
upon the others Dut it would not)
do lie came in half a mile behind
Southern, aud a little loss behiud
the others.
It was now thought tho Yankoj
bad got enough of the race and
would withdraw before anothor race
Contray to all expectation, be pur
severed, and even offered to bet a
thousand dollars on the issue of the
rare.
'The follows a fool ' said one.
"He don't kuow which side hi
bread is buttered,' said auother, Df
ho wouldn't risk any more money.'
"He's safe enough, there,' said a
third, 'for be hasn't any to risk.'
"Here, however, everybody was
mistaken again for the peddler haul,
ed out another greasy pocket-book
and planked down a thousand dol
lars. It was covered of course, liitt
I confess I now began to fuel stag
gered, and to suspect that after all
the Vankoa was more knave than
fool. I bad no fears, however, for
the parse. Sonthoro was not a hoiVe
to ba diatanod (u ona. day, especial
ly by such a misurable-lookiug devil
as Sleepy David.
The second bent waa now ooui
mencad I and if ever I felt ooutideut
iu the eutire superiority of my horse
Sonthorn, that oonllde mo was
strengthened as I saw blm coining
ia ahead of the rest. I considered
the purse no aa my own property
la iiuAjrinatiott I bad grasped it,
ami waa about putting it ssfuly iu
my pocket, when lo, and Oetiold the
peddler's horso, which waa behind
all th reittshot suddenly forwards
if the devil kicked bim oa the wad,
aud streighUuiog bis uuck lika a
orane, won the beat bya turoAt-latoh.
Kvei vbody wa astonished.
''i'hat boras must ba tha devil
himself.' said Qu. 'At least be
baa tha dovil to back bim,' said au
other.
"I was sura ba would play sows
Yankee ti iuk,' said a third
tfuoll was the observations' lual
passsd from mouth la woutu,
. ) ' '.'abken l tha raeautluaa,
(4Tid to. pluk auolhur ihousaud
doll m tmi iobly' woaM twifa p
tha bet, An4 it M wall thay didn t
MIDDLEBUHG, SNYDER COUNTY,
but oven came in a full q4artu- of A
mile ahead of Southron biuiaxlf,
"The y gnuly !' said tho Van
kee, an ho dismouoted. "I ll take
thst thar little purso if you please,
and tothor cool thousand 1 1 knew
well enough that your Sonthorn
horses couldn't bold a cftndlo to
.Sleepy David.'
Som National HaUfy.
The Editor.
"What ferocious looking aniinil is
ibis r
'That Is an alitor.''
"Indeed ! Are they very danger
on ? '
"3'nietimcs. When cirncrod up
thry have boon known lo be quite
mb-.tiive, and agiu tliey havo bi-en
knovo t) K'l tlit'ouifli a conreuient
biek window. Ui-ntirally they are
mild tin J t'ji-iva ''
"When are iliey the most danor-
cS1 t"
"When intrul.i l up'n y a buok
iigeet who winti a li-rtv line litl
lor a seventy Hv font book, or by a
poet with Veisea shout gentle spring."
' Ar oJit irs vr.s at ench o'her V
"Only wbon separate I by several
blocks of b'liltliUijs."
' D.i ihiy ulten hiva fearful com
hats with e-ich other ?"
"O.-caHioiiully whon tliry go out in
oppi-i o .I r teiioiM, an I cmiio ip)ti
escu oiner ny seci leiil. '
'Are editor ever i-owhid -id .'"
'Sotnotiiues the suull ikkm are,
hot I he big od.'S in Vory rurly tului
'ed.'
"D i editors eit ?"
"i'lieyju. It w is form rly A tp.
p. I that tliey sle only nt lon in.
U-rva's. uml un i.iro oees-i on, lull
it is new well uu'lKuticato i l hit thev
eat s mo it deal when iliey cm get it.
' Wli.it kind of food do they like
uiot V.
"They ari not very puiiicului.
Wiiilo thoy won't relmo qui enj
tdsl, fried erulis. or rmsl lutk-y
about Chi iftnms tune, tiny have b en I
kuown to msko a lieurty repuHi off
d'irU of cold turnip and a cm
suiiiptiv heiring."
' Omu i hey rut concei t tickets V
'We believe out. Some people
have gained tins emi'ieouii iiupi-i-s.
sioi-, fro n luls" tru ililn in cr y I t-.
tint u siitheoiejted ius'unce el such
a thing is on record.
"lo editois go free into shows V
"Tony d w.ieu tiiev uive n d ol!ar
nod a Imlt I ic.ll lor a t vcu'y-li-i c?.! t
lickvt"'
"Are all cditon bslJ, like tbi
ne." "No ; nnly the married ono an!
b 1 1.1. 15'tl lei u pas on ; tlin i-ditoi
docs not like to he mured at."
Dimensions ot Heavfn.
S'uua Curioui Fiyuee about mi
And be ni' nsiin d tlio city with
the reed, twelvo Ilioa'Slid lurlonk.
I'lie length, au 1 l.roi.hh, un tho
height ol it -ve equal. xi. M.
Twelve th I'lsnnd I'm bi-ii?, ".OJU,.
010 fo-t, wli'ch being cubed, j'.tti .
71M.IHS. U.IJi.0)),iK) c ib o f-'ct.
lialfol lliiwewill reserve tor the
tbronsof GjI an I the c mil of h.-av-
n ....I 1. .'.I.A I. a I .... .A .
en, in I but the Imlunco for ( tree is,
Ijivin.' a remainder or 1 2l.llS.72.
000,000.0 Hl.lM) cubic feet. Divide
thU by ' 0'Jll. tho cubical feet In A
rnoui eixteeu feet ! Hare, and there
w.llbad8il,L'ld.75),0o0 000 ro-in.
Wo will now suppose th wmlj si
w.iyadidsnd nlwiys will coniuiu 0'.0.
00 J 1)00 iiihubituiita, anJ that a geti.
erHion lasta 'i'il years, niakiug in ull
i OGO.OJO.OJO every century, nnd
i h i'. tho war) I will stand 100,-
000 veara, or 1.00 I cenluritis, muk
in in ull 2,070,000 000,1100 iohub
1 tan Is, Then suppose thoro werejoue
liiitnlied wurl ls equal to this in
number of inhabitant and d irntimi
of years, making a total ef 297,0.10.
O00.OJO.OOO persons, and there
would be more I Iuo ohs hundred
rooms sixt eeu foet quar, lorcAcii
persoo
Human Lucifer Match.
Lighting gas with tho fiogei ia a
feat anybody may pe form, bet a
person, in bis slippers, walk briskly
over a wooleu curpo scuftlcg bis
feet thereon, or ata d upo i a chair
with its legs upou four tumbler to
insulate it, nnd be there robbed im
sad down o . the body a few time
with a muff, by a lovml i idivid a'
and ho will "lit bia us by simply
placing hi fioger to the IuImi. j
oily necessn to take t'te prvcsntiou
not to touch anybody, during the
trial of the experiment. Tiio stock
of el ricity acquired by the process
we have described is disoliaivod by
contact with another object. Oa
pel stin must turn ou tha ga while
tlio other lire it
i n ill i
"Sound,'' Nti'd tho ouo4 uiaator.
'I what vou hear. For Instinct,
you1 csnui't fotd a sound." "Oh ye
vu iii," sstd a smart boy, "John
Wilson." reloi'leJ th peiUgoitu.
bow da you nuke that out f What
auntl esS ' tils' feel T" "A teuud
hrasbia," qubkly replied tbo smart
hey, ,U,r(vo'i 4'J Iti aehiKil-
taaatai. C mi up," AU I that smart
(toy fslt anl Binartsd.
awASASaBBaaaaBaaaBaaaeaj
' - 'tloul ma Mister.' sa?d an a.
factaxJ lovar lo bis pckis of t'wsei.
naaa, "glva aa sows sweet sonndins,
- t
The Prayer of St. Patrick.
Tho followiug Itftoreslidg extract
iu Irish, with the English transla
tion, wns found among lira papers
of a distinguished iniuister of the
Cmbyleri n thuiTh t
"The old.mt piece of wrilinj in tho
eweot Irish tongue is called '.St.
I'striek's armory, or breast plate."
It is a prayer or bymu, written
wheii fet. rutricfc os going to Thi b
to preaoh pufora tho king nod no
bles of Ireli' diaud nt that time
II the great people iu Ireland were
"iius, lo greatly feared tliut be
otild bu killed ut rani. Hour the
prayer of St. I'aliick :
"At Tara, t . day, tl e stroiitrth of
God pilot mo the power of God
preserve me " vi vcofliod walo;
over inotho ihi- of God boa
thu Wold oftiod give me bvo
talk -tho hand of God do'cud mo
tho way of Uod guide me. C'li-ist
bo witli mo tJlirist bifuro pio
Christ rfter mo Clniet in me
Christ uuder me Chtistover tnu
Christ on my right h-ind Clnist tftt
my left baud Christ ou this side
Chtist ou tl-ut sidu Chiistiit my
back Christ in tho heart of every
pet son to whom I fptuik Christ in
the mouth of eve-y person who speaks
to mu Christ iu tho oy of every
person who looks upou mu Christ
in tuo ear of every pursou wno hoars
iuo Vlt Tara t day''
A Letter lor Mttrphy.
A littlo freckle-faced ten years-old
school boy stopped ut tho po.l-
lice in Columbia, thu other day and
yelled out :
"Any.hing for any of tho .Viw
phys V
"No, thcro is not.'
Any tltt g for Jano Murphy?'
"Notbiiy.'
"Any iiig for Auu Murphy ?"
"No.
"Anything for Tom Murphy .'
"No, sir. uot a bit.'
"Anything for T ry Muiphy ?'
No not fin- I'ut Mni p. iv, nor
Uoin is Murphy, i ur r'u Murphy,
tio.- I'uul M.inhv. nor lindLH.
Mitr -
phy, no for uu Murphy, dei.l, liv
iiitf, unborn, native o. foreign, civili
;:ed or uuiuvtUzed, B.ivnye or barbar
ous, male or leioale, black or white,
fratiehisod or disfrate-hisod, natural
mi I or otherwise. Nj, sir, thoro is
positively nothing f.r Any uf thu
Mm phys, cither individually, j liullv
or severally, now and forever, one
and inseparable.'
Tho b y look. -it nt tho postmaster
iu astoiiishmetit and s.'.id :
"I'leaso to look it i here is nny-tliinn-for
my teacher, Claraiico M.u
l'hy." An Irish uutrou etiters u lawyer's
iiifli -o : "Is this tiie place, sue, where
'people get divorces f"
"Yes. oecasionady we engage in
I that kiod of business What cau we
' do for yen, madaiu J"
"l'aith. snr' 1 tl loiko to et n di
; voice from me hulnud ratiuick."
i "What is the matter with 'alrick,
mail nu t
".Sure 1'athrick gits dhrunk, suv."
"Tha s bad Hot I hardly tluuk
that ulouo will bo siillicietit c.uiau
j Have von no other complaint ?'
1
In, la, l.i T lli.in .nr. P.,,!,,;.,!.
- " " - , ..M,IV.B . . . .
bates mo.' isoinn n!u eaUon, was Joro ;but here
"Yes, yes, I seo. That adds 0I Uw'thuli.g-v.:e master -s bna i lea fee of
,.1 1 i ,1, ii,,l.,,,.. i i tiftv cents, wnu'ti was do i ,-e.l s
- ,u iiuavi.io itrililil ii,
you do not seem t- Buffer much b.-
your upper.. ance from 1'atricks cru
jelly. I t b.iirC you must
find ti.
Istio er re a sou before the
CVlT.tj
will (rant vou a divo ce."
Well, sur, besides nil that, I fear,
sur. that 1'athrick isn t thrtto to me."
"Ah I now. madam, vou begin
talk business. What 'reason bim
vou for thiu'iing that 1'iitrick's uu-
faithful to you
"Wt-ll, Bur, I nny say that i 's
meself tlmt bus a ethroug suspici
;that I'athlic'. is uot thotathtr of me
lust choild. '
Haw lo Cook a Husband.
The first thing to be do-e U ,0 .
catch him. Having dot.o so, the!
moi'e of cooking him so as to make I
.i.ivi'1 .LJiiiaa f .ll.,t-4. i .,,
1 in Mi. X-
Same women keep them coo
utautly iu hot wa r, while other
ficc.'.o them with conjugal Coldut ss I
me smother them with hatred and
contention, and still other keep
' .em iu pieklo all their lives. These
women ulways rva them ilh
ngue sauce. Now it 1 Uot to be
supposed Unit lillsbatlds will be ten
der and 2xd if treated tui way.
but nro, on tho col rv, very d
lieious when iUBjrtge.1 a follow a:
liet a large jar, railed tho jar of
caro uluees, (which all housewives
have ou luiudV,pl .your husband
iu it aud set bim uear the tire of
conjugal love let the fir be pretty
h especi lly let it be ulnar i aKve
', let tha ' beat be . CoiisUul cover
bin over with Tool ion gsrnlh
' '. witb the spire uf pleasantry i
aud if you add km aud other cou
f tlona let them be sccoinamvl
with a anflloieut ihii tion of aetH-eoy,
mixed with prudeiicst aid motlera-
Uou.
A Frenchman ou bViug told' (UAt
a young ladv bad given bim the
'indlan,' sM "Ma 60 eompread
vt ybu call bim, T- luftteo ta aw
11 m t ituu , M hat fader -
intaaaraaiM flit
, j n
PA., AP1UL 3,
Wise Sayings From Dun Quixote
f'enoty In a modest V.ctnsn Is like
A (Ire or a sharp sword nt a distance. )
neither doth thu one burn nor the
other wound those that coma not
too closo to them.
Keep your mouth shut and your
eyes open.
The absent feel and fear eery ill.
fv( praise d iwiatca.
Tb- dead to e bier, tho living
to good th"
All women, let them be over ho
homely, o in ed to her them
selves ee'e'iiuted for their beauty.
.S'ltiii ' end Cnitfhts aitaut me
".nliji'ct mil -h liungi-r and ill lurk.
Libera'ilv m iv bo cariind too fn
'in those who have children to inheiit
' fro o em,
V: t
' 1
is more scented by the
au bulovud by tlio lirfbl
com-
Every ono is tho Boil of hit) own
Will .H.
Mom y is not for tho mouth of an
ll.'.S.
No padlock, lulls or bars fan s
'cure a mnideu so well as herowu,
'reservis "And 1 lea' ne.1 and I learnml !
Wit aud humor buloug to niu d the first ihltig I knew I full clo.in j
julouo. jout mi mv In 1 1. I
l Tlio Wittiest person iu A comedy! "And Hint's wlmt injured y.n ir. i
! is Im who plnvs tho fol. 1 1 'is manner T" " I
lliero is no Looks'! I . t I tluil some
ood may not bo found iu it.
Wh are all us (io 1 im J il.-i, mid
o' ' ops a great ib; I wor
Let a huu live, tiioii'li it bo with
U pip.
! e cannot nil bo fiiars. and v.i
jrioils ,-. o the pit in by whiea (I
to d c' e good t i Leave .
j t'ovetoilMiesi, buthls the Ii .
It is y to undeit-lo, but Were
ditlieult to lini-di the tliini,'.
I he t..' 'u is i( illy apjilie ilil'j to
all r-i..li-i, whoever is ignorant is
iv
I Jly tho street "ltynn l bv" vro nr
' rive nt the lioilse of '-Novi r "
lie'.weeii : 'I "Yes ' an 1 "No" of
A v. en. in I wo'iM not nn Ki t.iko to
1 t'T.ist tho point i.f n in.
! I'u 'elieu utiil sliill'l i tho cird.
A soldier had better smell gait-
' powdi.-i- tluiti urns .
Other ife.i s , in.-, aro easily born.
A bad cloak of eu covers a good
drink
1'rny devoutly nod barii ir or
"totnlV.
When n thing is ouco bi-gun it is
almost finished.
Liyuluilgo of silver for ally
ing enemy
The J. st th'il gives p'n is no', jest.
I A Slow Train.
TiY',nre frcipKMitly Indebted lrou
friend Coloiitd V aid, of tho Mon
mouth ' I'eiiioi-r it.'' for unuc l.it -
illustrative of tho clialacter ofti.e
peculiar people who livj la Now Jei
eey. He scmU '.' t it :
I bo Ho. i. G I '.ell a good
st ry of a s'.o i i.!i-o i I in do n .i :h
eru put of t in State. Ho savs h.
wentthcie u'uuiiing. ti:; I cim-ifia
sli.it t line of loud ou wi.ieh i- run
a si'iglo, ti iint io f.-rw ird ei. K.f
whiih was j ti.. ti-. I nil' f.irln
gage. Ho t hi!, his dig ill t:ii;-i.-wiiu
hiiuand put him tinder the seat.
Presently the con duct r eimo aloD.
and ins -ted Uiat tho d ig sliou'.d go
, II! tot lie ba-'g I OOIU. WHICH. It'ef
i
"indlei. a -pi' -up
a swiiiiiifi, a i t -uiJ 1 if.
l.
tw i the co'i lee' t nu I the b ig
gig tu.iti r, a d soo er 1 1 in piy
it ho would t'-i e dog to the tia u
aud L-t bi-i "ui4 I pus.ige '
iuo 'ii.it' .ir asseutea. au-i ina'tu; o.tt;e. Aii'ge a:; i p mstu
.lo,i was hitched the to I' tar of traiu. j iuvi et.ie d'P bv the m ie if a pile
1 be ' f " l'1 ' "'f-'
"S':.V " ,,u 8 1 lt v"
doctor le.'n ' get uneasy. m& .iug
I frwpietit trip to t.ie eiigmeer. urg-
j' H bim to mere se ti.o spee I of ue
, train, uud back again t-i watch the
tfleot IH,1 tll t" l4l!,-,r l"
ig.ui t.i how sign or fatigue. tu:
slier a while cinglit u:s "s.con.i
wind, ant was keeping alter
before. The conductor uow ordered
the engineer t heave all the ival i i-
' the furnace aud stir up the fire.
lm'1' ,,l',u ,KT '.'"J '"' I"""
ic ptibly i:.cr.aed lhe coudactoi
;agaiu Weill to
the tear lo id ervr
the ttV-ct, but th tbtg bvl iti-.ip-
Ipesred. whereupon he tiiuittpiiaiiih J
called!' attfutiou to the
fact 'Ibo litte.. after taking si
glance at the t nation, tj iu-llv
I pointed to a
I t.i a crark In the door of the!
car. "and tio'ie.
say a he, "wa to, ,
trotting aloog uo-l
.log,
c.oufoit ib'v
der the C 1 r, and ii.'-'J t' ovo.
jwt tme- J' ' oa-'d .-art .'lir
m 11
Hih Priced
A tore w brxtken civn eer
uigtit, tnt tt align to sav, celhiiifcj
was cai tied off. I re pivprietor wa
making I.. brag of it st t'.e mo.
. .
lime evpie-siug biasuiptise
at l.t-
ing notld'tg. "Not at all surprising, '
said hi nigobor t "tt ttblu light
ed a laittp, didu't they I" "Yaw.
wa the tepty. "Well, e ottiouxd
the , ujtgbbort "thev fouiut Jttnr
.OakIs mAft,v! up -i high tut they
couldut affonl to takJtheuv
tjitoea Mctoi ia, it i rd aior!, Iu
spraa a AtrHg wise, to Caa -
id, and Ida Priaa ot WaWa ia an.
(ionraIiur Iter
tisit ootki tUt
"
f tt
187!).
NO. 4:)
Danger in a Seal Skin Sacqjc.
tt was a fearfully bnlleri-d np citt
iioss that walked into I'oli'co Head
qnai terft tho other day ahd demsnd
od a WArrntit.
"Curtainly," said tlio P. A , tuck
ing up A blank. "What. Is The
scoundrel , name, tnadunef"
"It wasn't A Amu i it was ti nt, ug
ly, spiteful hii-re, Mis. Metinir-v
I'll Imvn In-r luait's blood 1 '
"You d m t mean to say tlmt if
wns a woman who battered you up
in H'rtt fearful manner ?"
"I tl tell v.) i ti!! filiiint it. Vou
sen tho di'iisting rieaturo lives
...... . ... . t ) ..!
u-t io mo. ,i.l II1IS 111 lining 1 I Ae.if.rihrnt lr..f..l r -as W..
was jllht p llit'iill r up our iMlii n.Hi',m:'i.SVfli a ." H'lr.n,
et real silver, cr Honor when I
ivhut. Should I see goiiig inst tll-' I.mi'.. tnt I the VHM KUH--i I t) I N
nin,l... I., it Mr. M...!.rt. I V I I. I.e. V, -11 .1 lilt luur.n.'a. IQ I uLli
, . , . ..,.,...,,.,,...,..,,,, m,j
out. lor a wsik ns a seal k kill eaek I
"Yes, ma I nn, but "
' I ho idea of In-r ins sea) hkin
h she Can l-.Ar I'y pay her rent
! j'-st run to tho window to sen if it
''.tl a rerl! s!. Ill Or tint. an. I t I, ...ii
0 t to look I
"I insist. n,v iroo 1 woi-aii '
"Efietly, tir. Now I want to jitl
her hi rested nn 1 nt her to jnlf.iri
ten years, if you cia (ix it that v,ay i
Sen! skiii sack, indei-d ! ' '
Joit f . otll.'ial ln-ii tli-Hsly l e'ase ! !
to in'.eifure, nn i th" feiniic win k ;
walked off, t insuling herself with
tho nll.-ti. hi that it was wash d iv.
and that, tit tlii events, siic conl I p. it .
all the elotnes-liiiH tied t ) h-r luck .
fence nn I l-t down too Mc'iuib-y .
Iiue.ii into tun ditt i
Dcsolntiou of Pdlcsbne-
In l'.ib 'linii y vt arc nearly ns
much in the w :l 1. 1 nen as in Ariibii:
as to inli ibiiaiits, t!i- y a:e piec:( lv
the things whith do not exist. f r a!l
you call tell, except in tlio t jwim nn 1
villages you pa-s through. You can
ridu o.i day after day. nn I you rise
over eirh liili n:id smli into r.!c!i v.i'
ley, mid except an ncea-iona! sobtai v
ttavcl. r witli his Servant an I his
luu'eteer, ur a Turkish ofJ -cr with
his party, i ireiy d ics a moving ob
ject appear upo'i tiio liiids-ipe
Nj evtle are ou t'.u Ian I, no I n
p- seiigeis Oil tiio highways The
looeliiit-s stnkes yon in ro iiko that
of the desert, f.r il see-ji iinr:tttra!,
because iu-ro there shtul I be life,
and there ia n );). o a .ti'ii -s yo t
may m iko nut at a dit.ia,e on the
hill-ide a single fig'lie. a ci in r ri n
iliinkt v It is too i t ! y tas- i u -r
t'.:::g ) j cm detect n! ar oiu I
I'roni Jetiisk.in to lieyreit yoi cri
scarcely light oil one sin'o s.'uli j tf
rui.il in 1-lstiy II . t oii singly s . Ti '
if hie that cin bo dioptre! m,'i
thi's-i on t:i; : i') fist uvs fr vji (j..
p t f Jaoei e, ; if ir t i :
if ir t i Wji.-t of (.1
M.t. Ii lii-re. i:i pi ices, too
ti y w is full of . iii',. a:: J o i
m 1 t'.ioks and h -ilu a r-
0 i. r.i
1 I :!.
MO. tig
pie Mia
p . -r i! t c .-e v.i aii
its llemtn ; I.v!'-. 11 t .e I i'l:i-
tiy of t.i'ag. a- 1 t.-.u. an I n.iag-,e-,
tho wh do in. 1 -c-.iijj tJ I.-j r.u
1 der U S 11.
Th Eiggi st ncl the Bra.esl
It is the tirst bittln th At tell t'le
c Ming.' of the s jld.u.-. Miny tii.i.k
before the L tt!e that u.'tL-icg c.a
frighten ta.- j. Wi,.-a i: b-'giu
th.y a c j-i '.i1 triekeu. An. I ran in
bsgratte. I' I C e .;?., of l..s to i cs
men at Hunk r Hi.', n-ed to
ij-si., s:orv oi mo vi u s . u-.-rs in
f...'.. I v j'ita t f leudr lig ::e. an t t:
I'ut comrade :
"Man y..u In I l
the tig.it bei..s.
iAV '.iei! ';'..i ti-i!
Icr retire before
Is1 Will :a.l:
e: begia U wa.g
arou.id j ur bead
11.' pale tupl;!lg repli ' I
"l o ".; : li i.n It ! I s,i i
nvt-r he.,rd nue. but I wi.l ft
V S4 1
v u-.i
st-.
He did !av. an I w n eea by Col.
Ctits' r .'.r. i-cj '.l.e bittits oil.a aud
t?;ui. lo.l g I fi.itg with glrat
. i llness 15 it i.te builv g'4i,t by
Ins M.Lt .a missMig, st-d at the rt
tu it is f. itul alive au I uuL ir.ur.l.
-eoiettd u:ider a hivc.ick. 1 1 a t -
ful words and luoni c.taiage to fv
uuy daig.T lately go to.tlrr.
. '
Tuk P: . -. WL.-.t rr-le
v. a t; lit ti e rlet ' id a e- io
.Ntviti to Ue.C luer. "1 d
into ti ,tut'!e bv tu i-i viug tvo w;v -.'
was the r, pome 't!t. ' said .'e
d let", c ime out Ueitt bev.tase I
get luto livable bv min ting oVy
otiet wife." "And I," A tied A bv
iat.iv.d
or. ' f.i:il i.eie
because g j
by proa;i4Ug
, into Irouoln si n,
1 to lOAirv ore
, , ,, ....-
?! . ''v' b-d lu to .be v.ut
Iiihtil -I 1 y w a ,a 11 u.
" " "
b.t-itiuir itgi 1 or me, atit ' tv 1
viArv--' HevMU Heuiv, a. kuow
that ithile tuo Im;" hold out t.
bum, th vilest sinner luty wtua
iouv kept ttj'.it-r hour fr tb ut
wet k or twvv
It the fbat-kwtrr vf xlt )-lt y f B
wiea stotsl a b go A thvlr ahut Cvd
( tnw, K cxuamutiity woukl p-vt a
lbvttw AKp-t tuau it vkv evi
Il may be a ey vri tkisji to be
trW.1 by a ltt. b- ko n
TlIM IOH'f
tV.MMifiil rvrry Thm-liiv Ewni-4
iKnKMIAH CR0U3K, Trof
Termi nf Snlifrtiori,
two nM.M! w.n v.v.vrM. r.iy
nlilo villi lr. or M Min'it
paid wiih'n ihi VMr. No pspe vji.
riintiiiiied until nil Arfsrnva ra
p;id nnli'.is i.' 'iis epl'.on cX (3vc p '.ti-lid:t-r.;
PtiliM-rption miti-.iijn rT court'.
,1'AV U:l.Kt IN At'VA. I .
t9rP(;rsoiiH lifting and 'isiri; psnora
Addir.-iiM .) rth.-ri lieeotiieniil.Hi riberS
and sre liable I'orthe t.rirr of then0r
JJENUY A. WOU LEV,
Saddler and Earnest
Maker
Ccnlrevllo, Snyder County, Penim;
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if II.. mi-.., Mi.lllr., Iir.il.f., ;viiln, U..lr
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un'lurmjin.lii u.i liuiltiei. (Nuv Iv.if
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