CM oliimn one year, WOO oS-half, column, on yesr, 80.00 .k nliimn.on vesf. 18.00 iqure (10 lin)l Inaortion IJvery additional insertion, foreMionsl and Bu inee card of not more than line, perayear, AwUtor, Executor, Administrator and AMifrnee Notices, 78 60 0.00 0 AlHinlAI HOUCTH per unu, .j..ttuitnptiU for a shorter re 15 tod than one year repayable at the me they are ordored, and il nof. paid the penon ordering them will ue held responsible for the money. Poetry. I Low ThM, Penniylvanla! t &. 0, HALO tlete tbte, Pjrlvnl! Mr ewe dear, bHv Hat. Proad blrlh-lanJ of lb noble free, Horn of the good end gnat, for la ear oouoiry't nor Tkore It ba fainr nt, - -Mo o4hor ehlne won brilliant Ups the ooroll of fm. 1 lort tboe, rnne,vlvnla! Who 'oiJ Ibo soiile of Spring, Aloof thy dork grooti veil Tbo ilnlu of gladness ring ; When genii flower arising, I'ol oa tboir varied elieeu. And rals tholr briphl eye laughing, Up toward Ibo iky rn. 1 love thro, Pnnilvnit I loro thy mountains graod, Whoa summits boar tbo Imprtlt Of Doily's owa baad Blero batllomonto of froodom, Tby frowst upoa tboir foe, Wbil oradlod ia iholr valley The ebildroa oof repot. . I lore tbco, Poantylranta t Though fortuo ante aio Oioo no a aoaat y ptitaoe, Tbank boaraa, 1 aia frtr t For o'er the ooa I ooo gloaaiag, Uoiulllod, bright, and fair, Thy broad, rorplcndid baauer, And road my "tilio" eloar. I lore thro. PanejlBl.' Oa ataoy a gory Plain, Thy patriot karoo lumbr Auionget the aoblo alaia t Do other arms were itrooger, No other hourta more tru In lha unbroken phalanX Of froodou't chosen tew. I loro thro. Pennsylvania I For when tho battle alar Along the Bomb, war gleaming. And lb red tttmea of war O'or Soree bitt'ollloue nodded, And trumpet loudly pealed, At the Brat otll for eolJier Thy ebildroa took in debt. 1 lore thro, Pennsylvania! 'Twat the endearing rinile. That 'lured my lored anoeatjil From a far Ocean lala They left th Bride of F.rin, The shnniroo growing- green," To breathe Ike air of freedom, And aee bor foot lereno, I lore tbeo, Pennsylvania.' We are all anso.eigns here, Wo bare no lords or ij raws. No alaree to q'tiko wiih fear Thy oona are bravo and bardy, Of buld tit -U-iitlass Air, Thy tlntifctitcra rliaiio and willy, The faireil of Ibo fair. I lore thro, Pennsylvania! Still may thy Ireedom eblne, Till home from every nation 84ill gthor 'rouud ii ibrlno Proud Ksyslune of our Union, Still seotir. lb arob. And ia Ih path of glory. Still onward proudly march. Select rV it 1 n tor Th t'oer. The Forbidden Marriage. Bl KAMI 0- WALLlfl. "I won dor what detains Louis," , exolsiined Mrs. Warren, 'it is already past oar usnul breakfast hour, and aha kaa not vet in ido har ADnoftr- anee. I suppose she has overslept herself." 'Perhaps you. had better loam the cause of ber delay t the child may sot be well roplied her husband. Mrs. Warren then left the room and was gone sometime. When she returned, she was much exoited 'Tinian. haa ennp .' alia eriad. Qoue I Gone where 1' exolamed Air, Warren. "Ob. I do not know, read this, it xolaines ell." He seized the note from ber bands and read as follows t 'My dear Parents t Sinoe yon drove Arthur away, I will (to with But I beg dearest parents, your for gtveness lor wna i nave uone, Farewell, Louisa. "Forgive ber, no never 1" said Mr. warren as be dashed the paper from biro. 'Let bor never attempt to oroas our threshold again i she baa lelt it, and now she shall remain awaw. jar, urauant iur. iiarreu e uuui keener j was an aetive business man, and a great favorite of bis employer until the unfortuuate day he asked lor the hand of his daughter. The old gentleman never dreaming of aov intimacy between thorn, was muoh surprised and also very indig naut at bis imDertinenoe. He or dered him from his house, and told him never to be seen on the premi , aes airain. Mr. Warren then can tioned bis daughter not to have any intercourse with this presuming nop i hui iua uivt uui uon wo father's warming, as we have al .' ready related. We will now leave the old eonple in their sorrow, and follow the wanderers. After their departure, they took me train lor uunois on tuenr ar rival they took up their abode in i neat little cottage, in the eity of , Q But Mr. (Jranam could not ' obtain a aituation. He answered . all tha advertisements be met with, but bis efforts were in vain i the emeu amount of money they bad brouirot with tbem, was eonsiderab . ly reduced, and Mr Oraham waa in ' despair. ! Uue day he returned from bis tu na aearoii for eacioynMiil aaa tis . faee worn a britlar a:"t tLiit VOL. 16. 'Ob 1 have good news to tell you,' replied he. 'Whom do yon think i met 7 w hy no one, else man wan- rice IUnoll. Fortune baa favored him. He is yet single, and received a large inberitenoe from a deceased uncle. Well when I told Maurice ray story be said he knew a Mr. Milton who was looking for a book keeper lie asked me to go along. He though I wonld do. We went and kittd air. Milton accepted my offer immediate ly i so 1 nm to go tomorrow.'' Mrs. Urabam was truly nappy t she saw Providence had provided (or them, when they had the least hones. Next day air. uraimra went wmi a joyful heart to bnsiuess t be found bis employer a kind old gontiemao, and all were vory agreeable. Months passed by sad Air. ura bam, by his salary maintained him self and wife Very comfortably. Five years have elapsed and we find things somewhat changed. Mrs. Oraham is a widow with one little daughter, a bright promising child of four Summers. Her husband came to bis death very suddenly Ono day when returning from his business as usual, be saw a train ap proaching on the railroad track be was crossing, and in order to escape, he sprang directly in front of anoth er coming in the opposite direction, which he bad not obsorvod, and was instantly killed. J'oor Mrs. Ornhnm was aimoRt distracted by this torriblo news During ber husbands life thoy had lived very nicely, bis salary afforded tbctn a competent living, besides a surplus of tuouey, which they had savod toward buying a home of their own. iiut now since bis death, she was forced to ute it for the support of herself and child. This did very well for awhilo, but she saw something ele roust be done. Ado, of course had to go to school, and she must earn a living herself. So by the assistance of eoroo kind friends, she succeeded for awhilo, they giving her all tuuir line noodle work to do for thorn. They in time though, moved away, find Mrs lira bum was again left to Iter owu re sources. Sho searched for other oraploymont, but all bor efforts wore i.i iruiuesn. At length she siw an advertise ment for "Iluuds on blurts. Sue weot off in hisih apiriU to sue after it, and Mr. Lovalt (foromao of the firm) gavo her a large bun lie of work, and told her it was to bo Uu- ished in two weeks, and be promis ed, if it was properly done to piy ber well for it and give plenty of employment for the wintor. Mrs. Oraham plied her needle diligently night and day, and at the appointed time carried her work joyously to her employer, who after examining it awhilo turnod to bor and exoiaiuied in grett rage. "Woman, do you think- l am go ing to have goods destroyed in this manner, and then pay you lor it T If yon recoive half price yon shall consider your self well paid." The poor woman nad quito a aim cult time in obtaining what little she did. But after some timo she departed very much diseatisfied. If Urs. Urabam started (rom tier Dome with a joyous heart, ehe returned with a sad one t for now all ber hopes were overthrown. She had counted upon this work to be her support for the winter i and the manner in which she bad destroyed the angry man's goods, prevented her from seeking elsewhere. But it was not as she thought, for no sooner bad she left the store, than Mr. Lovatt turned to his men with a look of gratified pleasure, and said t 'Now see what I have aoco mplish- ed i this work is very well done, and I bad to pay but little for it. all I did, was to mguten tne foolish woman away, and 1 gained this. His men then all joined in a hearty laugh at the Rood Joke, as they deemed it. Perhaps some would have hesitat ed, if for a moment they had seen that poor woman's misery. Mrs. Oraham at length, failing in health, as well as in business affairs, finally removed from ber residence in the city of 0 , to a quiet little vil lage on the Wabash River. Not succeeding in obtaining a livelihood there, she at length sold one article of furniture after another, until she became sadly impoverished. Years have elapsed sinoe her bus band's death and Mrs. Oraham worn ont with trouble and sorrow, took siok. Ada then left her school whioh she bad so punctually attend ed, and tried to assist ber mother. But Mrs. Qrabam declined in health from day to day and lost all hopes of recovery. The only person with whom Mrs. Oraham was ac quainted, was Mrs. Dover whose ac quaintance she had made by accident, in the following way i Mrs. Oraham was returning from another village several miles distant from ber residence, when a sudden storm arose and ehe sought the nearest place for shelter, whioh hap pened to be Urs. Dover'r She re ceived a very pressing invitation, and after ilia Urs. Dover visited her often. During Urs. Oraham 'a sickness tLt wrote to her parents and asked tLsm to take Ada and give ber borne, or find her one. Sal lira. Cri3 dlsi short! rr t'Jj lctr MIDDLEBURG, SNYDER COUNTY, asked Mrs. Dover to send Alt if ber parents sent for bar and if tbey did not she beggod her to find her only child a borne, Mrs. Dover promised to attend to all. and if they did not take the child, she would. Mrs. Oraham thanked ber warmly and then asked for Ada. "My dear child I" exolaimed Mrs. Oraham when Ada arrived "I am now about to leave you to battle against this bard world with no one to defood you. Hut there is one above to gut id you against all evils. It is Ho who protocts the orphan, and I trust my dear child, you slmll always bo what you now are a good aod faithful daughter. Although you may be left bore a few years, I sincerely hope you shall meet both your father and mother in boaven." When Ada saw she was about to loos ber only friond, ber Kraother, her grief became very violont, sho exclaimed, "Oil my mother I you do not intoud leaving me hero in this wicked world f Oil I oould not live without you. What will I do T" "Listen Ado,' said Mrs Oraham," 'I have told you that I have not soen my parents since my marriage, and I have, also, told you the cause, but t could not dio and soe you with out a home i so I wroto to your grandparents and asked them to give, or find you ono, but I have re. coived no nnswor yot to my lottor. So I told Mrs. Dovor all, and eho bus kindly promise:! to take you to bur house, if your graud pirnnts do not. And now my J oar child, ktioul down that I ra iy give you my hot blessing, for my time has coma aul I meet leavo you," Shortly after this conversation tho poor woman expired. The dusolato cbil 1 clung to her moth ir and ooul 1 not be persuaded to leave the corpse nutil tbo body was buried, when sho booaaae very ill, and was roinoved to Mrs. Dwer'e ho u 90. It happened that Mrs. Oraham'n letter was in soma way doliiyod, and did not reach its destination until soino days aftor lior death. Mr. and Mrs Warren bad long before forgivou their ouly child for ber disobedience. They fult aftor her departure bow desolate they were without their daughter. They tried to find whero eho had gono, and prayed for her return. Ho as soon as the letter arrive 1, Mr. Wur ruu started immediately to bring home bis daughter, aud irrand- daughter. Mrs Djvcr bad ono child also, a girl just Ada's ago (eleven). Ada was a beautiful child, a blonde, suo resembled ber mother vory uiucii. KUeti, on the ooutrary, was exceed ingly homely and more of a brunette. Out notwithstanding, Mrs. Dover soliloquised thus : "Now I have a chance of raising my daughter iu fine company, riches, and pleasures. Would I sacrifice my child by send ing that Ada Cirabaia to New l'ork l Her grandparents do not know ber, they have never seen ber, and if I give tboui my Ellon they will not kuow the difference, aud after the old folks death, lulm will be come heiress to a nice little fortuue aud 1 shall be a sharer, and by that timo if Ada is not dead, I will have to put bor out of the way, and no one will be any the wiser. Ho she laid ber plan to give, or sund ber daughter in place of Ada. While Ada was siok ber grandfa thcr arrivod, and was informed by Mrs. Dover of bis daughter's death, which be tilt very sad about, and then he inquired for his grand daughter ; wuon Mrs. Djver pro duced Ellen be seemed to be disap pointed with ber, but be took her, and started borne. In the uieautiuio, Ada was in per fect ignorance of what was ooourriug . After Ellen's doparture, Mrs. Do ver told Ada the former had gone to live with her Aunt, in Michigan. She also informed the child, that ber grandfather bad not come, so she was to live with her. Mrs, Dover was a mean, dooeitful woman and she compelled Ada to work very hard. Ever since Ellen hod gone to New York sho was constantly sending money to her mother, but she was vory careful not to let Mr. or Mrs. Warreu see any of these letters, or money, No one in the bouse liked her, for she wai very easily spoiled, and in a hort time became exceed ingly baughty, Mr, Warren had quite a difficult time in ooutroliag her, and ha loved bor only for bis daughter's sake. He bad her edu cated at one of the first acadomios, in all the accomplishments necessary for a lady of ber position. Une day (several years after Ada s mother's death) Mrs. Dover told Ada she was going to visit a friend and would be back later ia the day and she wanted ber to have the bouse ia perfect neatness on bsr return. 8o Ada went to work ia good earnest, and having the greater part of it finished, she thought it would be a nice surprise, to clean out a closet, in which they bad stored a larire amount of rubbish. It had not been need for some time, and she thouffht it would please Mrs. Dover to bave this dona. While Ada waa engaged in doing this, a small piece ot pap per dropped on the fioor, ehe looked to tea what it was, aai &e r words &a obarved "Why," said she, "I wonder who! knows me. It is not ' Mrs Dover's writing. I will look and soe who it is from ; it may be mine, and per haps Mrs. Dover has forgotten to give it to me," ehe looked, and saw it waa from Ellon Dover, to ber mother, "Well, I guess Ellen has written borne i but on turning it over, she saw it was from New York, "Why, I thought sho was in Michigan, 1 will look and soe what she says about me" "Y bat would Ada Oraham say, if she knew I was playing tbo part of grand ohild in her place. "What does this mean T Purely I am not dreaming i sin p'aying tho part of grand child in place of me, I will now see all she says, aud tueu 1 mav understand it " the letter ran as follows t Nrw York, Oct 13th, 18- Dkab Motiikr .'Your last letter could not be answered sooner, for I bad to wait until I oould get the money you wanted. I told Mr. War roo, I Wished soms littlo money to Kive to a poor woman. So this is the way 1 got it for you. He is not as generous to me as ho has been, before I could get any sum of money an soon as I asked him, but now be refuses me, and says I am too muoh spoiled. The other day a poor wo man came here for alms, unl when I told biiu I wished to render her some assistauoo, bo supplied me with the amount immediately. What would Ada Oraham say if sho knew I was playing the part of grandchild in her place i but she will never know. From Your Danghlor, Eixkm Doveii. As Ada had conjectural she would understand it after reading. Now she saw it all. Kllen Dovor had cone in her place as errand- child, and her grand parents as well as horsulf, bad been deceived. And while Mrs. Dovor was absent she wrote a long letter giving a de tail to ber graudpareuts, of hor own, liar mother s and her parents his tory, as much as sho kuow, thou she euclosud the letter which sho had found with ber own aud sent them immediately on their way. Mrs. Dovor in tho moantuuo, was iu pur feet iguorance of Ada's proceedings. i no monoy which was continue. i in i this letter was not in it now, it had eviduotly been taken out, an I the letter was concealed, where .Mrs Dovor little thought the orphan child would ever see it. Two weeks had passed, and no iiuawer had yet arrive I. A 1 1 ba isi to think bur letter hal not bojti received, nnd if she did not soon gut A rply she would write again. Mrs. Dover had not reoeived any letters either during this timo, and Ada saw sho was looking anxiously for one, and she feared, if any did come for her. Mrs. Dover would got it as sho hud boon to tbo post ollho every day, and hud gono again to day. Ada was all alone when siio saw a man ascending the front steps. He looked vory tired and she bastoned to tho door. "Is Mrs. Dovor in V be asked. "Suo is not in now." Ada answer ed, "she has goue out but will be back soon. Will you ploass came iu r ' Ha did so raultoring ba!f aloud : "Ah it is iudeod, Louisa's child, tho resemblance could not ba mis taken,' theu be turnod to Ada and said t Will you tell me your name littlo girl !" "My name is Ada Urabam. "You are then, my long lost grand daughter, my daughter's only child,' be cried, clasping hor in bis arms. "Oh my dear grandfather,'' ex claimed Ada clinging to bim. "I so happy now siooe you have come, xou will not leave me will you V 'mo my dear cniid, i nave come to take you home with me, but now I want you to toll me bow you got this letter, aud all you did not tell me in your letter." Ada then related to bim, as brief ly as possible, all th it be wis bed to know, when she had finished, he said t "Since I received this loiter with tha one enclosed, I watobed to soo if that, young lady I adopted, wrote any more, aod then she asked me for more money lor tue poor, as sue said, but I discovered ber enolosing it in a lotter. Thou I watched ray opportunity and obtained all her letters for two weeks, without ber knowledge, and I found tbem very much like the one you sent me. be sides all were elgned Ellen Dover, so I thought I would come and eee yon all about It. i also received a letter written to Ada Oraham, as Ellen was called, and tbey were from ber mother, her name signed Dover, too and she appeared anxioue to know why she bad recoived no let ter from Ellen. Now since I bave these letters they oonvinoe me that this woman and her daughter bave p radioed an unmitigated decep tion." At this moment, Ada observed ifra. Dover aDoroaohinff tho house. "There ia Mrs. Dover f will go and let ber in.' uSav nothing of my presenoe,' re turned Mr. Warren. Mrs. Dover being angry at not re oetving any letters, turned ber wrath on Ada, uone-dottj ol any oa bt 'i" r- PA., MAY 30, 1878. "Is this the manner in which you have the bouse, on my return all in perfect disorder. 1 feel like turning you out on the streot to beg your own bread." "Madam I think that is not noc. essary for Ad a uaa airoany a now home ; but I fear you snail nave your own daughter, for that purpose soonpr than yoil expect. Mr. Warren bearing bor sua ion out-burst, could control biuisolf no longer, and steppod,uto the bat', with his reply, to bor aBtouishmuut She instantly recognized bim and when be asked her who Ada whs she said, "Mho is a poor child which I found and rtised. 1 "And I found, this child, to bo my grand child, and you deceived both Ada and I, by giving ma your daughter, when I came here for Mrs. Graham's." Mrs Dovor thou became quite angry and not knowing what to say plungod deeper into the laiseuoou and exclaimed. "I know nothing of your grand child's oricm 1 But when be ex plained it all to ber, and produced tho letter of which she bad so anx iously awaited the coming i sho said no more. Ada and her grand father, then departed for New York, and El'.on, was soot back to ber old homo. Ada was rocoived at ber new residence, with en affectionate wel come Her errand mothor was over iovod. The honso made desolato by Lou'sa's doparture increased tho gloom and Hiiduoss by Ellon's stay, but when Ada arrivod tho wiiole household was raado happy by tho young girls loving ways, and lively disposition. Tho old honso sounded with mer riment. which it bad not dono for founleen roars. Ellon arrivod (on the contrary) in irreal rairo nt her old homo M rs Dovor now folt moro tho injury sho bad douo to Ada. and eho boro with all Ellon's fury, for she thought she dosorvod it for hor folly. Three months had scarcoly elaps ed boforo Mrs. Dover took a suddon illness, and ia four days oxpirod. Hor sudden death, causod Ellen to sco things in a ditto rent light. She did not know bow to work, hor younger days being spent iu idle- i noss but eho turned ber education to account, an 1 opened a school, in which sho succeeded vory well She soomod very sorry for her fault, and triod very hard to ainoud. Ada is the life of tho house her grandparonts are quito proud ol bt and sho is herself, truly happy. Al though Ada had several sa I homaf, this ono was indeed, to bor, ono thut many might covet. Josh Billings' Axioms. I have never known a sue -ml wifo but what was boss of tho situashuu. Aftor a ni in got9 to be 3S years old he dou't form any now habits much ; tho bout he cau do is to etoor bis old ones. Kuny roan who kan swap borsos, or ketch fish, and not lie about it, iz just about az pius a mou over git to be iu this world. Tho sassyost man I over saw iz a henpeckt husband when bo is away from homo. An enthusiast iz an individual who bclioves about 4 times az muoh az he kan prove and kan provo about i times az much az anybody boliovos. Tho dog that will follow anybody ain't wuth a cuss. Thozo poople who are trioing to got to hoaven on their koeed will find out at lost that they didn t bave a thru ticket. Too long courtships are not al- wnss judicious t tue partys ouen tire out skoreing before tho trot be gins. Une quart ol cheep wnisitey (iuo cheaper the better) judiciously ap plied, will do; moro business for the devil tbau the smartest deacon ne baz got I don t rckolect doing anything that I was just a little ashamed ov but what somebody rememberod it, and wax sure once in a wbilo to put me in mind of it. Younir man loarn to watt t if you undertake to sot a ben beforo she iz ready, you will loose your time and confuse the ben besides. Naturo seldom makes a pbool i she simply furnishes the raw uiateri- ale, and lets tne jeiiow noisu me jou to suit himself. A skeptical and conceitod young fellow onoe told an old Quaker, that he did not behove in the Divine origin of the Biblo, as there was no proof of it The Quaker replied i "do you be lieve that there is suoh a country as Africa f "Yes for though I have never seen it other people have." Then thee doee not believe in anything that thee or some one else has not seen t" "No, of course not." Did thee ever aee your brains 1" No." 'Did thee aver eee , any person who had V "No." Then according thy belief thee can not bave any, and perhaps in this oase thy doctrine Is right' Miss Von lliUaro says sho "hates awfully to bava woman klat ber. Sorry wo eaal agraa with yon, Br bs ff III x NO. 1. Cured by Cremation. Mrs. Brogirs bad been tin dor the weathor for two or three days. At loast she said she was, but theso at tacks enruo rather frequently, 11 ggs thought, for when his wife was hav iug oufljof those .off spells bo bad to cook the meals and do all the bouso work. We don't romemher what particular etato the weathor was in this last timo, but Mrs. Botres was under it very badly. Sho even told Doggs that she didn't boliove sho was ever trointr to eat out of it and she made a hysterical roauost that he b try hor in some sunny spot where the birds might conto nnd sing to her, and sho made him prom- iso that ho would bring ilowers once a week and scatter them over hor gravo. A dozen timos that day was linggs called from bis work in the kitchen to bid a lost farwoll to his dying wifo, but still she lingered, lie bad boon through the the experi ence a groat many timos boforo, so bo wasn't as much alarmed as bo might otherwise havo been. That night as bo sat watching, liko tho nffoctionate husband tint ho was, nt hor bedside, sho saw that ba was deeply ongrossod in a book. "What book nro you reading, dear f suo faintly asked. "A railroad guide, my lovo," was tho reply. " What do you want with a rail road guide ? she iuqnirod. "I want to seo h w far it is to Washington, Pnunsrlvania, and bow tho trains run," said Mr. Hoggs. Hio would havo askod him what bo had to do with Washington, Penn vunia, but bo got up and went out and sho fell into n dozo, tho inclina tion to which she didn't euro to re press, ovou though it delayed tho final departure that alio had so often prated about. Whon sheawokosho s.iw Boggs bending over ber will a caudle. Ho evidently ha lu't ob served that hIio was aw ike, so sho closod bor eyes nnd feigned sleep and ovorhoard the followins solilo quy, which suuViontly explained ti her now thoroughly awakened senses his inquiry of the rail rj id guide about the routo to Washington, I'utitiHylvnnia : "Splendid subject for cremation a little scraggy (Mis. B iggs' lingers worked nervously under the bed clothes aud sho had hard work to keep from living at bim), 'but the scruggy ouos iacinnrate quicker than tho fat ones, the doctor says. Sho could bo groasod if nocessary, to make ber go quicker. Think I'll send hor up by express, ns I'm too busy in tho store to get away. Her ashes can ba forwarded to mo iu an onvelopo through tho mail. I'll know them (audiblo chuckle). They'll bo under the woathor every few weeks aud wan t to die. And they'll ask tue to bury them in some sunny spot where the birds cuu come and sing to 'em. I'll send word to Br, Le Moyno to make it hot for hor sho has kept it hot enough for mo. And I'll tell him to let all the roportors in, so as to give bur a good send off through tho papors, and whoop'er up, LiUA jane, oorry i cam ue thore to stir hor np myself, and" A thrilling, ear-piercing scream came from tho woman under the weathor, and with a bound sufficient to land bor on tbo top of any weath or that ever livod, sho sprung out of bed aud bad Boggs by tho oar iu a flash, while she fairly screamed : "You'll cremate mo, will you. yon bald-headed old probate 1 You'll sond my sornggy body np to Wa9h ington by express (giving bis oar a wi iug between sentoncos), and toll that wicked old wrotch, Lo Moyne, to make it hot for me i and you'll have my ashes sont to you iu a lottor (growing more an 1 more wrathy), aud thumping bim over ths bead with the candlestick sho bad snatch ed away from his bond), and bury me in some sweet sunny spot (wbaok !) where the birds may come and sing (bing); and you want the reporters there (bang !) to whoop'er up Lisa Jano (boou 1) Oh, you mean, wretchod, wicked old man, you t I'll live a hundred years to spito you see if I don't.' Then she pushod Joggs out of the door and bolted it and bo had to make np a bunk on the kitchen floor that night next to the stove. But a peculiar smile played about Uo"r8 face, even whon be ws rub- bins the sore spots on his bald bead, and be murmured softly to himself) Guess 1 vo cured her of them spells for one while." Mrs. Boggs hasn t been under the weather sinoe, but tho mention of the word oromation drives bor wild. C'ittcinnatti Satunfat Xight. A boy got bis grandfather's gnn aod loaded it, bat was afraid to lira. Ue hta-ever liked tbe fan of loading, and so pot in another charge, but was still afraid to fire. He kept on obarging, but without firing, until bo got six loads in tba old piece . His grandoutbar, learning bis timi dity, discharged it T ba result was tremendous, throwing the old lady onberbaok. She promptly strug gled to bar feet, but tba boy onad out i "Lie still, granny I Tharo art fir mora shar gas to go off yet V It Is not neo easarily troa that a woojo n is a tblaf booauae aba hooka hot sistar's drsas bsbiad har back. jrin: lost, PtiMlihcd trrry Tlnirn'tiar Emrrlng JEREMIAH CBOUSB, Prop'r Trrma of Subscription. TWO DOIXAIW I'KH AN MUM. Taf. alle vithln six months, or 2.50ifnot pnld within tha year. No pnper die continued until all arrearages arc paid unlrss at the option of the pab lislicr. HtiNcripttrms mttitde of the County PATABLB l.VADVANCK. leiVPcrsfn) liftins and rising papers addressed 'f otlir-m become iiUcribers snd rc linhle fortlie pries df tin pnper New Fur AIL DNir.r.c. nr;RoTnr.sn tirt nnaii'-etoall Inlr-.t-d. Thl ulnar the Sl xilnllin of ih- J'lrm fit II. tk.Ik iu p h t'lrlrli on Ilia Hi of April, h- haa op-nrd In hla n.w Hiilld. Inln Srlln.Orora.na WalarSlrMl.abn-a IMa-. nppnaii J. H. H-Daln'aalor,a Leather Store and Fin ishing Shop, hra will hm roTinitatall tlmoaan aaanrtmanl a) all altMla of Fifiiah-ft Mnk, eonaiatina nf Har-n-.a. S.ila, t'ilir, Kip an J Calf Hilna, Morror tn': l.ltiinn', Toppinpe ., of itlflor-ntinalltloe anil prlwa, 1 ! attention ol Sho-niaaara, rarm ar, and all oth-ra la InTiitxl, bofore parchaalnf elt-wtier-. TlilrtT-nr-f nr aa a nrai-tli-al Tannrr qnallfUe hlro to tut thr tiallti-a nf Slock. Htdeelekaa lo ai-haua for l.ratlir. it, v. Hf.nrisTnr.ssER. lane t.'TSj Mrlliiarovi..injrlerC'i., Pa reaiTTkeaI READ!!! Diiii'I Ilnckciiburjr. Uetiiter Sriff$, 'tnt. Dealer in Hardware, Tinware, Stoves &c Also SPOlfTlN'fl done nt short notice, on reasonable term and muiafaclory manner. af I am fully prepared to fur ninli nil kiinN nf 'Hardware, Tinware, $lovr, iVe. at the verv lmve-t rate. B'Q.-All in need of Tinware or Spruit inn or anything clxr in my lino of bu siness, will not regret it by ex uncning my KO'oUaud terms' before purchasing elsewhere. DANIEL HACKEN8URG. An?, lo. 7'". JjKVI HKIil.Klt, Mantifncturcrof and Jeaterla FURNITURE, WouM respect fully Inform th cittirn of Hrlinrmvi ami vininlly. that b mannfne ture lo or Icr nn I kprna nnnaianilr no haul OimKS OF A 1,1, KliriH, AN'J IFurnituro of evory Description at the very lowest price. Its reapeotfuQ invites an examination ol BEnsTr.APB, BUREAUS, Tni,ES,sora f.Ol'NOES, STANDS, CHAIRS, he. lOirA special invitation is extended to wljr inarriu'l fo'.ki to call an J tee niy loo ore I urohuaiug elsewhere. LEVI EELLEB Rolinsgfove, AprilQ,870-tf MARBLE WORE. LEWISUURO, PA. ITALIAN AND AMERICAN MARBLE MONUMENTS, Tombstones, Statues, Urns, Vases LAM n. for Children's Graves, Potts, LinlfU, Tiihtrinps, JIi-rMe ant Sltilr Munlflf, &e. all thoie oho Sealre topnrrbaae tiBibatosat nt anrlhlnit al-a manula tura.1 al tba above nnaN lftnei marine worita, auottid eonfott the under. iKued agent, before purchasing elaeatbere. SAMt Eb DOWEN, Jul, it ? tf.l MMulehur-, SnrJer Ce.Pa PENNSXVANlAll7Rr Train, leave Leltowa Junction al follow MAIN LINE WEST W ABU. Pltt.lmruh Kapreit 1 rs a. m. I'arltlj biprrtt e Su a. m. Wav faMeuger 10 4 a.m. ''. , 4 uu p. U. Fa.t Lin I 2v a.m. EASTWARD. r Pblla.lelpkla Eipreae It SO a. m. I'aoinn Kiuraia io oo a. in. Johnatown tUpreit II o, a. at. Mail a 4 p.m. Atlantic Etprett I 4 p, m The Faat Lino, Wav Pf nr an I the Paclf. la Kxpraat wait, and tbe Paoloo aod Allautle Eipreia aaat run ilailv. War traini leave alalloni la illfflln eouetr at lolluws I vmwiiD, iiirvtiD, a m. p. ia. a. m. p. m. 10 M or lo ai r a 10 ir i 10 lo oi a ir 11 ol 4 1 I0 4a ( 1114 4tr 104 ih lu't 4 ST 10 i 01 II M 441 lot 4 aa 11 40 4 il 10 I 4 4T Orenvlll AO'leraon1 Lomctellnw M( Veffiown Manaynnk Yli.eyaM N. Hamllloa The Paclfla Eipreai west can b flat-rod al McVeytownat ( 43 a. m. and tbe Atlantic Hi- proas ra-i at a it p. a. NEW HARDWARE STORE. Hiddleburg, Penn'a, The nnitertleroed would Inform ihaolileeat of Mldillebura;. aod surrounding district that be ba opened a Hardware httora at theabeve meauoaou piaea aai inai aa win aa-p , mi, line of all kinds ol Hardware, laoludtac UcdTy ft Shell Hardware TRIMMINGS, SADDLERY, Shoe Finding, Leather. aX. 5peelal ladueement la "TBS BUILDrG HARD Y7 AEE LOCKS, HIN0E8, SCREWS, KAILS, fte. A Lars Aeeertaeat of Cast Blew) Baov. 1 a Spades, Ho, Oardea Teola, ocajtaee Urals lUkee, tlay Hop, Pulleje, ., IRON, OV ALL KINDS oataatlv s haad. All st Greatly aWdiioaa PtIcm. AU wee are In m4 ef aay klad af Hardware will d wU by ealUaf, at thl pla. MALAMTHOlf MOATS. UtddUWerg, Saj4r Co., Pa. May SS, We. SOGawwi. a week In your town. aft out. lfi flak. If oa eaal walaa aaraaae at altkaw a eiaai ul all Ik- u.i fck-v a. writ m rrusaio a aa, ihaa ve, fwfSt
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