The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, August 25, 1874, Page 7, Image 7

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    jc iincs, New Bloomftcfo, 13a.
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Newport Advertisements.
ISwtoreroomT
NEW fclRMt
NEW GOODS!
E. B. WISE,
Having opened a New Store at the corner of
Fourth & Cherry Streets, Just above the fenn'a.
It. It. depot, In Newport, are now prepared to
show a ,
Complete Stock of New Goods,
Consisting In raft of
DRY GOODS,
GROCERIES,
BOOTS & SHOES,
11ATS& CArs,
NOTIONS,
and a general assortment of all kinds of goods
which they will sell
AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST.
They ak the citizen of Newport and vicinity
to call and examine their stork and nee that they
are offering goods at such prices as will secure a
share ot the public patronage.
IS. JR. WISIS,
WALNUT STREET,
sstt Neivport, Pa.
Do You Want Bargains ?
IF SO, CALL ON
W. H. MUSSER,
At Newport, Penn'a.
0
Having Just returned from the City with a
SPLENDID STOCK
OF
MXY - G-OOIDSJ,
O It O C E It I 13 8 ,
uo NOTIONS,
I am prepared to offer to the citizens of Perry
County one of the BEST ASSORTMENTS of
GOODS ever brought into this vicinity. My
Stock of
DRESS - GOODS,
DRESS-TRIMMINGS,
AND NOTIONS,
Is complete, and were bought at PANIC PRICKS,
and will be sold at SUOUT PROFITS, for Cash.
W Call and see for yourself.
W. H. MUSSER,
CENTRE SQUARE,
43 tf NKWrOIlT, PA.
Drug
1
THE Subscriber has on hand and for sale, at
low prices, a oomplete assortment o I
DRUGS, MEDICINES
AND CHEMICALS,
Of all kinds. Also, a full stock of
Concentrated Remedies,
PATENT MEDICINES,
ESSENTIAL OILS,
PERFUMERY,
HAIR OILS,
BRUSHES,
AND FANCY ARTICLES.
Pure Wines
AND
LIQUORS,
Always on hand, for Medicinal and Sacramen
tal purposes.
ti&'Hhjficiuni' Orders carefully and
promptly filled.
B. M . EBY,
NEWPORT, PERRY COUNTY, PA.
New Millinery Goods
, At Newport, la.
IBEO to Inform the nubile that I havejustre
turned from Philadelphia, with a ful assort.
mem of the latest styles of . ..
MILLINERY GOODS,
. ' HATS AND BONNETS,
RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS
FEATHERS,
CHIGNONS,
. LACE CAPES.
NOTIONS,
And all articles usually found In a flrst-classMll-ii.
...rv Kstabllshuient. All orders uroniutlv at
tended to. " We will sell all goods as Cheap as
eu be got elsewhere.
DRESS-MAKING done to order and In the la
test style, as I get the latest Fashions from " w
York every month. Hollering done to order, in
all widths, I will warrant all my work to give sat,
lolaetiou. All work done as low as possible.
ANNIE ICKE8,
Cherry Street, near the Station,
Newport, Pa.
Drugs !
SKIS
Job Printing
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION,
Neatly Executed on Short Notice, ,
AT THE MOST
Reasonable Rates,
AT THE
Steam Job Office,
New Bloomfield, Perry Co., Pa.
IF YOU WANT
IS'e ut ii ixl Attractive
PUBLIC SALE BILL
ILLUSTRATED WITH CUTS,
Printed in Colors,
OB ON-
Fancy Colored Papers
Call, or Send your Order
TO THE
iJloomftelb tmc
til
Steam Printing Office
WUERB ALL OnDEHS ARE PROMPTLY FILLED.
IF YOU WANT
A TLAIN OR FANCY
LETTER HEAD,
BILL HEAD,
ENVELOPE,
CHECK BOOK,
CATALOGUES,
PAMPHLETS,
PAPER-BOOKS,
Labels of every Description,
LEGAL BLANKS,
BLANK NOTES,
PRICE LISTS,
In all Stylos and Colors,
YOU CAN BE ACCOMMODATED AT THE
Bloomfield Times
JOB OFFICE!
We uIbo have a fine variety of Cuts for
Printing in good style,
Horse . & Jack Bills !
IF YOU WANT
A Neat and Attractive
LETTER CIRCULAR,
MONTHLY STATEMENT,
VISITING CARD,
PROGRAMME,
OR WISH TO ADVERTISE
In a Newspaper having the
Largest Circulation
In this Section of the State,
Seud your orders to the
"BlOOMHEtD TIMES"
ir Yon Wiint
A OOOD FAMILY NKWHPAPKB that furnishes
each week a varinty of Interesting rfaillng mut
ter, with a Renci-al uiuniary ol Foreign and
Home Newt, seud
$1,25
For one years' description to the
Bloomfield Times
PUBLISHED AT
hew biojiitjzld, m count? pa
BLOOMFIELD
TIES
Iron in the Blood
V Vtowc
MAKES THE WEAK STRONG.
The Peruvian Syrup, a Protect
ed Solution of the Protoxide of
Iron, is so combined as to have
the character of an ailment, as
easily digested and assimilated
with the blood as the simplest
food. It increases the quantity
of Nature's Own Vitalizing
Agent, Iron in the blood, and
cures "atlwusnnd ills," simply
by Toning vp,Invigoratlng and
Vitalizing the System The en
riched and vitalized blood pcr
tneatcs every part of the body,
repairing damages and waste,
searching out morbid secre
tions, and leaving nothing for
disease to feed upon.
This is the secret of the won
derful success of tills remedy in
curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com
plaint, Dropsy, Chronic Diar
rhoea, Boils, Nervous AfTectloiin,
Chills and Fevers, Humors,
Loss of Constitutional Vigor,
Diseases of tho Kidneys nnd
Bladder, Female Complaints,
and all tliseases originating in
a bad state of the blood, or ac
companied by debility or a low
state of 'the system, being free
from Alcohol, in any form, its
energizing effects are not fol
lowed by corresponding reac
tion, but are permanent, infu
sing strength, vigor, and neitf
life into allparts of the system,
find building up an Iron Con
stitution. Thousands have been changed
by the use of this remedy, from
weak,, sickly, suffering crea
tures, to strong, healthy, and
happy men and women ; and
invalids cannot reasonably hes
itCte to give it a trial.
See that each bottle has PERU
VIAN SYRUP blown in the glass.
Pamphlets Free.
SETH W. FOWLE & SONS, Proprietors,
No. 1 Hilton Place, Boston.
Bold by Druggists generally.
Cottage Color Paints
91.00 to 91.60 per Gallon.
ENGLISH ROOF PAINT,
O itoi's D in Oil, .... 50c. per gal.
LIQUID SLATE ROOF PAINT,
Fins Pnoor, $1 25 per gal.
Patent Petroleum Linseed Oil,
Work In all Paints as Boiled Linseed, 50c. perG.
MACHINERY OIL,
E. G. KELLEV'S Patent Bpcrm Oil. - 1 00
Engine Oil, - - - - , . 75
Filtered Rock Lubricating Oil, 60
Bend for cards ol colors and circulars.
NEW YORK CITY OIL CO.,
Sole Agents,
7 14. ly h. 110 MAIDEN LANE, NEW YORK.
JOHN MCE,
. . or
Little Germany,
OFFERS to sell SIXTEEN ACRES of hind lo
cated In Centre township, about two-and a
hitlf miles South west of ltloomlleld. About SIX
ACRKS being cleared, and In a good state ot cul
tivation, the balance Is well net with young timber.
There are two never falling Springs of soft water
on this land.
3- PllICE $200. lltf
Why not have a Beautiful Complexion?
WHY BE ANNOYED WITH
CHAPPED HANDSoitROUCHSKINT
when such an agreeable and effectual
KjREMEDY CA2f BE OBTAINED
1 AT BO SHALL A COST.
BY USING WRIGHT'8
" ALCON'ATED GLYCERINE TABLET."
Bold by Druggists & Dealers In Toilet Articles. 00
M
AXNIOX 11011812,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, TERRY CO., PA..
HFKRY PATTERSON,
Proprietor.
This well-known hotel has been refurnished by
the present management, who purposes keeping a
nrst-cloM hotel, for the accomodation of man and
beast. The table will always be supplied with the
luxuries of the season. Hpeclal pains will lie
takeu to make guests feel comfortable. 81552
To 31ioomnlfors.
fTWlR subscribers keep constantly on hand, a
X FINK AttEKMTlMKNT OF
FRENCH OALF SKINS,
PINK LININGS,
R OANS,
' MOROCCOS,
SHOE THREAD,
PEGS, A WIS,
and a generalassortment of articles used by Shoe
makers,
F. MORTIMER.
Dr. J. Walker's California Yin
Cpar Bitters are tt purely Vegctablo
preparation, mado chiefly from tho na
tivo herbs found on tho lower ranges of
the Siorra Nevada mountains of Califor
nia, the medicinal properties of which
arc extracted therefrom without tho uso
of Alcohol. Tho question is almost
daily asked. " What is tho cause of tho
unparalleled success of Vinf.oar Hit
ters!" Our answer is, that they remove
tho causo of disease, and tho patient re
covers his health. They aro tho groat
blood purifier and a life-giving principle,
a perfect Renovator and Invigorator
of the systoni. Nover boforo in tho
history of tho world has a medicine been
compounded possessing tlio remarkable
qnalitios of Vinkoar Bittkhs in healing the
Bick of every disease man is heir to. They
are a gentle Purgativo as welt as a Tonio,
relieving Congestion or Inflammation of
the Liver and Visceral Organs in Bilious
Diseases
The properties of Dr. Walker's
Vineoar Bittkrs are Aperient, Diaphoretic,
Caruiinativo, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretio,
Sedative, Counter-irritant Sudorilic, Altera
tive, and Anti-Iiilious.
Grateful Thousands proclaim Vin
eoar Bitters the most wonderful Iu
vi go rant that ever sustained the sinking
system, m
No Terson can take these Bitters
according to directions, nnd remain long
unwoll, provided their bonos are not de
stroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and vital orgaus wasted beyond
repair.
Bilious. Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, which aro so preva
lent In tho valleys of our great rivers
throughout tho United States, especially
those of tho Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri,
Illinois, Tennessee, Cumborland, Arkan
sas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande,
Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Ro
anoke, James, and many others, with
their vast tributaries, throughout our
entiro country during tho Summer and
Autumn, and romarkably so during sea
sons of unusual beat and dryness, are
invariably accompanied by extensive dc
rangomonta of tuo stomach and liver,
and other abdominal viscera. In their
treatment, a purgative, exerting a pow
erful influence upon these various or
gans, is essentially necessary. Thoro
is no cathartic for tho purposo equal to
Dr. J. Walker's Vinegar Bitters,
as they will speedily roraovo tho dark
colored viscid matter with which tho
bowels aro loaded, at tho same timo
stimulating the secretions of tho liver,
and generally restoring tho healthy
functions of tho digestivo organs.
Fortify tho body against disease
by purifying all its fluids with Vinegar
Bitters. No epidomio can tako bold
of a system thus foro-armcd.
Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head
ache, Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs,
Tightness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour
Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Tasto
in tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Pal pit a
taticn of tho Heart, Inflammation of tho
Lungs, Pain in tho region of tho Kid
neys, nnd a hundred other painful symp
toms, are tho offsprings of Dyspepsia.
One bottlo will provo a better guarantees
of its merits than a lengthy ndvertiso
ment. fi
Scrofula, or King's Evil, White
Bwellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Meek,
Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indoleut
Inflammations, Iforcuriul All'oetioiiR, Old
Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Bore Eyes, etc.
In thuso, as in all other constitutional Dis
eases, Walker's Vinboar Bitters hnvo
shown their great curative powers in tho
most obstinate and intractable cases.
For Inflammatory and Chronic
Rheumatism, Gout, Bilious, Item It
tent nnd Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of
tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Itladder,
these Liittcirs have no equal. Such Diseases
are caused by Vitiated Blood.
Mechanical Diseases. Porsons cn
gngod in Paints and Minorals, such us
Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and
Miners, us they advance in life, aro subject
to paralysis of tho Bowels. To guard
against this, tako a dose of Walshr'h Yin
kuar Bittkrs occasionally.
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tot
ter, Salt-Kheum, Blotches, Spots, l'imples,
Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Itiug-wbruis,
Sculd-huad, Sore Eyes, Erysipolas, Itch,
Scurfs, Discolorations of tho Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name
or nature, are literally dug up and carried
out of the system in a short timo by tho use
of those Bittors.
Tin, -Tape, and other Worms,
lurking in the Bystem of so many thousands,
are cllectuully destroyed and removed. So
system of medicine, no verniit'ugos, no an
thultniiiitlcs will ires tho system from worms
like these Bitters.
For Female Complaints, in young
or old, murrivd or single, nt tho dawn of wo
manhood, or tho turn of life, these Tonio
Hitters display so dooided an influence that
improvement is soon perooptililo.
Cleanse tho Vitiated Blood when
ever you lind its impurities bursting through
the skiu in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores;
cleanse it when you find it obstructed and
sluggish in the veins; cleanse it when it is
foul ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep
the blood pure, and tho beulth of the system
will follow.
11. II. MrDON AI.D ii CO.,
Dnf?Kirtt '""I 'It'll. At., Sun KntiiciiuMi. California,
ami "i nt Vi:.hiiiirlim mill Cliiirllini Sin., N, V.
Htilil ly Rit lruurslii Mini lmlrrv
August 85, 1874 It
( Al t KINDS of Printlnir neatl
PRINTING executed at the " Ui.ooHiruu.D
TJMlCb bTJtAM JOB UrriCI.
Spoiled Ills Flcty.
Horace Greeley used to aflirm that news
paper men were tho most patient people, as
n class, on earth, and he was not far from
right, though there are times when pa
tience ceases to be a virtuo with tho most
enduring. Nearly everybody In Michigan
knows Burr, who used to start a newspaper
about once a month the year round, gener
ally bringing thorn out in Grand Rapids,
but sometimes making a flying trip to oth
er points. Burr could stand to be told that
ho lied about circulation, was on tho fence
as a politican' and that ho didn't know any
thing about publishing a paper : and when
men threatened to sue or thrash him, he
only smiled a sad smile and wished that
mankind wouldn't get excited. During a
religious revival In Grand Rapids, Burr
was convertod, and It frequently happened
that religious peoplo called at his office to
talk with him. One day a minister camo
in, and After talking a whilo, bo proposed
prayers. He was in the act of kneeling,
when bis foot struck one of the outside
forms, which was leaning against a leg of
the stone, ready to be lifted up, and over it
went, making a half-a-bushel of "pi."
Burr looked at the ruin wrought, thought
of the two weeks of overwork, and commen
ced taking off his coat, saying:
' I am trying to bo a Christian, and set
a good example, but rat my buttons if I
can't lick you in just two minutes !"
The clergyman backed down-stairs in no
time, dodging the lye-brush on the way,
and Burr back-slid at once, and sent down
for a pint of stimulant.
A Scientific Joke. '
It is related by the Charlotte (N. C.) 06-
lerrtr that one of the students at Davidson
College, who was too lazy to do anything
ight, was in the habit of cleaning out his
lamp-chimney by running his finger down
as far as he could and twisting it around.
After ho bad cleaned it out in this partial
manner, one day not long ago, a follow stu
dent took it up and carried it to the resi
dence of one of the professors with the in
quiry " Why is it that this chimney is
smoked just up to this point and no far
ther?" The learned gentleman entered
into an elaborate scientiflo explanation of
why it was, arguing with great lucidness,
and citing various authorities to show the
correctness of his reasoning. When he had
finished the student said to him, " No, sir,
you are wrong." " Why is It, then ?" In
quired the professor, " Becanse tho fel
low's finger wasn't long enough to reach
any farther," replied the student.
ty'Dad," said a hopeful sprig, "how
many fowls are there on the table?"
"Why," said the old gentleman, as he look
ed complacently on a pair of finely-roasted
chickens that were smoking on the dinner
table, "why, my son, there are two."
two?" replied the smartness, " there are
three, sir, and I'll prove it.". " Three 1"
replied the old gentleman, who was a mat-ter-ol-fact
man, and understood things as
he saw them, " I'd like to see you prove
that." "Easily done, sir easily done.
Ain't that one?" laying bis knife on the
first. "Yes, that's certain," said dad. "and
ain't that two ?" pointing to the second ;
" and' don't one and two make three?"
Really," said the father, turning to the
old lady, who was in amazement at the im
mense learning of her son, " really, wife,
this boy is a genius and deserves to be en
couraged for it. Here, old lady, do you
take one fowl, and I'll take the second, and
John may have the third for his learning."
t3T A Kentucky man while drunk order
ed liis wife to take a hammer and a nail
and knock bis teeth out. With that meek
ness of spirit and obedience which character
izes her sex, that loving wife obeyed the or
ders of her lord. When he got sober his
swearing didn't count, because be mumbled
so it could not be understood.
tW This advertisement is published in
the Fort Collins (Col.) Senlinel: " Wanted,
about fifty unmarried ladies, between the
ages of eighteen and forty, sound of limb,
wind and bustle, by fifty uxorious bachelors
aud widowers of this city, Husbands and
homes guaranteed. No crusaders need
apply." , .
tW The difference in natures was well
Illustrated at the Boston depot. Two sla
ters met. " O, my dear sister 1" said one
exDaustedly, as they embraced. " You've
been eating oulone," said the other, calmly
and fearlessly.
K3T A man In Berks county recently had
a bair lip removed, aud the operation ne
cessitated the cutting away of a portion of
eaoh cheek. Aa the patient was not a
book or lightning-rod agent, he has enough
" cheek" left to carry on business as usual.
tW At Fontanelle, Iowa, lately, a couple
were married with the following brief ser
vice : - "Join your right hands. Do you
want one another?" Both replied, "Yes."
"Well, then have one another."