jc iincs, New Bloomftcfo, 13a. .7 Newport Advertisements. ISwtoreroomT NEW fclRMt NEW GOODS! E. B. WISE, Having opened a New Store at the corner of Fourth & Cherry Streets, Just above the fenn'a. It. It. depot, In Newport, are now prepared to show a , Complete Stock of New Goods, Consisting In raft of DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, BOOTS & SHOES, 11ATS& CArs, NOTIONS, and a general assortment of all kinds of goods which they will sell AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST. They ak the citizen of Newport and vicinity to call and examine their stork and nee that they are offering goods at such prices as will secure a share ot the public patronage. IS. JR. WISIS, WALNUT STREET, sstt Neivport, Pa. Do You Want Bargains ? IF SO, CALL ON W. H. MUSSER, At Newport, Penn'a. 0 Having Just returned from the City with a SPLENDID STOCK OF MXY - G-OOIDSJ, O It O C E It I 13 8 , uo NOTIONS, I am prepared to offer to the citizens of Perry County one of the BEST ASSORTMENTS of GOODS ever brought into this vicinity. My Stock of DRESS - GOODS, DRESS-TRIMMINGS, AND NOTIONS, Is complete, and were bought at PANIC PRICKS, and will be sold at SUOUT PROFITS, for Cash. W Call and see for yourself. W. H. MUSSER, CENTRE SQUARE, 43 tf NKWrOIlT, PA. Drug 1 THE Subscriber has on hand and for sale, at low prices, a oomplete assortment o I DRUGS, MEDICINES AND CHEMICALS, Of all kinds. Also, a full stock of Concentrated Remedies, PATENT MEDICINES, ESSENTIAL OILS, PERFUMERY, HAIR OILS, BRUSHES, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Pure Wines AND LIQUORS, Always on hand, for Medicinal and Sacramen tal purposes. ti&'Hhjficiuni' Orders carefully and promptly filled. B. M . EBY, NEWPORT, PERRY COUNTY, PA. New Millinery Goods , At Newport, la. IBEO to Inform the nubile that I havejustre turned from Philadelphia, with a ful assort. mem of the latest styles of . .. MILLINERY GOODS, . ' HATS AND BONNETS, RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS FEATHERS, CHIGNONS, . LACE CAPES. NOTIONS, And all articles usually found In a flrst-classMll-ii. ...rv Kstabllshuient. All orders uroniutlv at tended to. " We will sell all goods as Cheap as eu be got elsewhere. DRESS-MAKING done to order and In the la test style, as I get the latest Fashions from " w York every month. Hollering done to order, in all widths, I will warrant all my work to give sat, lolaetiou. All work done as low as possible. ANNIE ICKE8, Cherry Street, near the Station, Newport, Pa. Drugs ! SKIS Job Printing OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, Neatly Executed on Short Notice, , AT THE MOST Reasonable Rates, AT THE Steam Job Office, New Bloomfield, Perry Co., Pa. IF YOU WANT IS'e ut ii ixl Attractive PUBLIC SALE BILL ILLUSTRATED WITH CUTS, Printed in Colors, OB ON- Fancy Colored Papers Call, or Send your Order TO THE iJloomftelb tmc til Steam Printing Office WUERB ALL OnDEHS ARE PROMPTLY FILLED. IF YOU WANT A TLAIN OR FANCY LETTER HEAD, BILL HEAD, ENVELOPE, CHECK BOOK, CATALOGUES, PAMPHLETS, PAPER-BOOKS, Labels of every Description, LEGAL BLANKS, BLANK NOTES, PRICE LISTS, In all Stylos and Colors, YOU CAN BE ACCOMMODATED AT THE Bloomfield Times JOB OFFICE! We uIbo have a fine variety of Cuts for Printing in good style, Horse . & Jack Bills ! IF YOU WANT A Neat and Attractive LETTER CIRCULAR, MONTHLY STATEMENT, VISITING CARD, PROGRAMME, OR WISH TO ADVERTISE In a Newspaper having the Largest Circulation In this Section of the State, Seud your orders to the "BlOOMHEtD TIMES" ir Yon Wiint A OOOD FAMILY NKWHPAPKB that furnishes each week a varinty of Interesting rfaillng mut ter, with a Renci-al uiuniary ol Foreign and Home Newt, seud $1,25 For one years' description to the Bloomfield Times PUBLISHED AT hew biojiitjzld, m count? pa BLOOMFIELD TIES Iron in the Blood V Vtowc MAKES THE WEAK STRONG. The Peruvian Syrup, a Protect ed Solution of the Protoxide of Iron, is so combined as to have the character of an ailment, as easily digested and assimilated with the blood as the simplest food. It increases the quantity of Nature's Own Vitalizing Agent, Iron in the blood, and cures "atlwusnnd ills," simply by Toning vp,Invigoratlng and Vitalizing the System The en riched and vitalized blood pcr tneatcs every part of the body, repairing damages and waste, searching out morbid secre tions, and leaving nothing for disease to feed upon. This is the secret of the won derful success of tills remedy in curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com plaint, Dropsy, Chronic Diar rhoea, Boils, Nervous AfTectloiin, Chills and Fevers, Humors, Loss of Constitutional Vigor, Diseases of tho Kidneys nnd Bladder, Female Complaints, and all tliseases originating in a bad state of the blood, or ac companied by debility or a low state of 'the system, being free from Alcohol, in any form, its energizing effects are not fol lowed by corresponding reac tion, but are permanent, infu sing strength, vigor, and neitf life into allparts of the system, find building up an Iron Con stitution. Thousands have been changed by the use of this remedy, from weak,, sickly, suffering crea tures, to strong, healthy, and happy men and women ; and invalids cannot reasonably hes itCte to give it a trial. See that each bottle has PERU VIAN SYRUP blown in the glass. Pamphlets Free. SETH W. FOWLE & SONS, Proprietors, No. 1 Hilton Place, Boston. Bold by Druggists generally. Cottage Color Paints 91.00 to 91.60 per Gallon. ENGLISH ROOF PAINT, O itoi's D in Oil, .... 50c. per gal. LIQUID SLATE ROOF PAINT, Fins Pnoor, $1 25 per gal. Patent Petroleum Linseed Oil, Work In all Paints as Boiled Linseed, 50c. perG. MACHINERY OIL, E. G. KELLEV'S Patent Bpcrm Oil. - 1 00 Engine Oil, - - - - , . 75 Filtered Rock Lubricating Oil, 60 Bend for cards ol colors and circulars. NEW YORK CITY OIL CO., Sole Agents, 7 14. ly h. 110 MAIDEN LANE, NEW YORK. JOHN MCE, . . or Little Germany, OFFERS to sell SIXTEEN ACRES of hind lo cated In Centre township, about two-and a hitlf miles South west of ltloomlleld. About SIX ACRKS being cleared, and In a good state ot cul tivation, the balance Is well net with young timber. There are two never falling Springs of soft water on this land. 3- PllICE $200. lltf Why not have a Beautiful Complexion? WHY BE ANNOYED WITH CHAPPED HANDSoitROUCHSKINT when such an agreeable and effectual KjREMEDY CA2f BE OBTAINED 1 AT BO SHALL A COST. BY USING WRIGHT'8 " ALCON'ATED GLYCERINE TABLET." Bold by Druggists & Dealers In Toilet Articles. 00 M AXNIOX 11011812, NEW BLOOMFIELD, TERRY CO., PA.. HFKRY PATTERSON, Proprietor. This well-known hotel has been refurnished by the present management, who purposes keeping a nrst-cloM hotel, for the accomodation of man and beast. The table will always be supplied with the luxuries of the season. Hpeclal pains will lie takeu to make guests feel comfortable. 81552 To 31ioomnlfors. fTWlR subscribers keep constantly on hand, a X FINK AttEKMTlMKNT OF FRENCH OALF SKINS, PINK LININGS, R OANS, ' MOROCCOS, SHOE THREAD, PEGS, A WIS, and a generalassortment of articles used by Shoe makers, F. MORTIMER. Dr. J. Walker's California Yin Cpar Bitters are tt purely Vegctablo preparation, mado chiefly from tho na tivo herbs found on tho lower ranges of the Siorra Nevada mountains of Califor nia, the medicinal properties of which arc extracted therefrom without tho uso of Alcohol. Tho question is almost daily asked. " What is tho cause of tho unparalleled success of Vinf.oar Hit ters!" Our answer is, that they remove tho causo of disease, and tho patient re covers his health. They aro tho groat blood purifier and a life-giving principle, a perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the systoni. Nover boforo in tho history of tho world has a medicine been compounded possessing tlio remarkable qnalitios of Vinkoar Bittkhs in healing the Bick of every disease man is heir to. They are a gentle Purgativo as welt as a Tonio, relieving Congestion or Inflammation of the Liver and Visceral Organs in Bilious Diseases The properties of Dr. Walker's Vineoar Bittkrs are Aperient, Diaphoretic, Caruiinativo, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretio, Sedative, Counter-irritant Sudorilic, Altera tive, and Anti-Iiilious. Grateful Thousands proclaim Vin eoar Bitters the most wonderful Iu vi go rant that ever sustained the sinking system, m No Terson can take these Bitters according to directions, nnd remain long unwoll, provided their bonos are not de stroyed by mineral poison or other means, and vital orgaus wasted beyond repair. Bilious. Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, which aro so preva lent In tho valleys of our great rivers throughout tho United States, especially those of tho Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee, Cumborland, Arkan sas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Ro anoke, James, and many others, with their vast tributaries, throughout our entiro country during tho Summer and Autumn, and romarkably so during sea sons of unusual beat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive dc rangomonta of tuo stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treatment, a purgative, exerting a pow erful influence upon these various or gans, is essentially necessary. Thoro is no cathartic for tho purposo equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vinegar Bitters, as they will speedily roraovo tho dark colored viscid matter with which tho bowels aro loaded, at tho same timo stimulating the secretions of tho liver, and generally restoring tho healthy functions of tho digestivo organs. Fortify tho body against disease by purifying all its fluids with Vinegar Bitters. No epidomio can tako bold of a system thus foro-armcd. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head ache, Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Tasto in tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Pal pit a taticn of tho Heart, Inflammation of tho Lungs, Pain in tho region of tho Kid neys, nnd a hundred other painful symp toms, are tho offsprings of Dyspepsia. One bottlo will provo a better guarantees of its merits than a lengthy ndvertiso ment. fi Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Bwellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Meek, Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indoleut Inflammations, Iforcuriul All'oetioiiR, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Bore Eyes, etc. In thuso, as in all other constitutional Dis eases, Walker's Vinboar Bitters hnvo shown their great curative powers in tho most obstinate and intractable cases. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rheumatism, Gout, Bilious, Item It tent nnd Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Itladder, these Liittcirs have no equal. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood. Mechanical Diseases. Porsons cn gngod in Paints and Minorals, such us Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and Miners, us they advance in life, aro subject to paralysis of tho Bowels. To guard against this, tako a dose of Walshr'h Yin kuar Bittkrs occasionally. For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tot ter, Salt-Kheum, Blotches, Spots, l'imples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Itiug-wbruis, Sculd-huad, Sore Eyes, Erysipolas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of tho Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short timo by tho use of those Bittors. Tin, -Tape, and other Worms, lurking in the Bystem of so many thousands, are cllectuully destroyed and removed. So system of medicine, no verniit'ugos, no an thultniiiitlcs will ires tho system from worms like these Bitters. For Female Complaints, in young or old, murrivd or single, nt tho dawn of wo manhood, or tho turn of life, these Tonio Hitters display so dooided an influence that improvement is soon perooptililo. Cleanse tho Vitiated Blood when ever you lind its impurities bursting through the skiu in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse it when you find it obstructed and sluggish in the veins; cleanse it when it is foul ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and tho beulth of the system will follow. 11. II. MrDON AI.D ii CO., Dnf?Kirtt '""I 'It'll. At., Sun KntiiciiuMi. California, ami "i nt Vi:.hiiiirlim mill Cliiirllini Sin., N, V. Htilil ly Rit lruurslii Mini lmlrrv August 85, 1874 It ( Al t KINDS of Printlnir neatl PRINTING executed at the " Ui.ooHiruu.D TJMlCb bTJtAM JOB UrriCI. Spoiled Ills Flcty. Horace Greeley used to aflirm that news paper men were tho most patient people, as n class, on earth, and he was not far from right, though there are times when pa tience ceases to be a virtuo with tho most enduring. Nearly everybody In Michigan knows Burr, who used to start a newspaper about once a month the year round, gener ally bringing thorn out in Grand Rapids, but sometimes making a flying trip to oth er points. Burr could stand to be told that ho lied about circulation, was on tho fence as a politican' and that ho didn't know any thing about publishing a paper : and when men threatened to sue or thrash him, he only smiled a sad smile and wished that mankind wouldn't get excited. During a religious revival In Grand Rapids, Burr was convertod, and It frequently happened that religious peoplo called at his office to talk with him. One day a minister camo in, and After talking a whilo, bo proposed prayers. He was in the act of kneeling, when bis foot struck one of the outside forms, which was leaning against a leg of the stone, ready to be lifted up, and over it went, making a half-a-bushel of "pi." Burr looked at the ruin wrought, thought of the two weeks of overwork, and commen ced taking off his coat, saying: ' I am trying to bo a Christian, and set a good example, but rat my buttons if I can't lick you in just two minutes !" The clergyman backed down-stairs in no time, dodging the lye-brush on the way, and Burr back-slid at once, and sent down for a pint of stimulant. A Scientific Joke. ' It is related by the Charlotte (N. C.) 06- lerrtr that one of the students at Davidson College, who was too lazy to do anything ight, was in the habit of cleaning out his lamp-chimney by running his finger down as far as he could and twisting it around. After ho bad cleaned it out in this partial manner, one day not long ago, a follow stu dent took it up and carried it to the resi dence of one of the professors with the in quiry " Why is it that this chimney is smoked just up to this point and no far ther?" The learned gentleman entered into an elaborate scientiflo explanation of why it was, arguing with great lucidness, and citing various authorities to show the correctness of his reasoning. When he had finished the student said to him, " No, sir, you are wrong." " Why is It, then ?" In quired the professor, " Becanse tho fel low's finger wasn't long enough to reach any farther," replied the student. ty'Dad," said a hopeful sprig, "how many fowls are there on the table?" "Why," said the old gentleman, as he look ed complacently on a pair of finely-roasted chickens that were smoking on the dinner table, "why, my son, there are two." two?" replied the smartness, " there are three, sir, and I'll prove it.". " Three 1" replied the old gentleman, who was a mat-ter-ol-fact man, and understood things as he saw them, " I'd like to see you prove that." "Easily done, sir easily done. Ain't that one?" laying bis knife on the first. "Yes, that's certain," said dad. "and ain't that two ?" pointing to the second ; " and' don't one and two make three?" Really," said the father, turning to the old lady, who was in amazement at the im mense learning of her son, " really, wife, this boy is a genius and deserves to be en couraged for it. Here, old lady, do you take one fowl, and I'll take the second, and John may have the third for his learning." t3T A Kentucky man while drunk order ed liis wife to take a hammer and a nail and knock bis teeth out. With that meek ness of spirit and obedience which character izes her sex, that loving wife obeyed the or ders of her lord. When he got sober his swearing didn't count, because be mumbled so it could not be understood. tW This advertisement is published in the Fort Collins (Col.) Senlinel: " Wanted, about fifty unmarried ladies, between the ages of eighteen and forty, sound of limb, wind and bustle, by fifty uxorious bachelors aud widowers of this city, Husbands and homes guaranteed. No crusaders need apply." , . tW The difference in natures was well Illustrated at the Boston depot. Two sla ters met. " O, my dear sister 1" said one exDaustedly, as they embraced. " You've been eating oulone," said the other, calmly and fearlessly. K3T A man In Berks county recently had a bair lip removed, aud the operation ne cessitated the cutting away of a portion of eaoh cheek. Aa the patient was not a book or lightning-rod agent, he has enough " cheek" left to carry on business as usual. tW At Fontanelle, Iowa, lately, a couple were married with the following brief ser vice : - "Join your right hands. Do you want one another?" Both replied, "Yes." "Well, then have one another."