7 Fhiladolphia Adrertisoments. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. ii u m o n o u s . ljc fflnus, New Sloomftcli), )a. Mo Fen on ean take thoi Bitten sccnrd !h to direction and rsmain lont unwell, provided ilieir bons are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organt watted beyond Ilia point "'wylpepula or Indlfc.atlon. Headache, Vain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest.Dis tiness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Dad Tast in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of til. Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Fain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a tetter guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Female Complaints, In young or oM, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters displsy ao decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rhen matlam and Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys nd Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. Thar aire IS Mentis Purgative as well aa a Tonle, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. ' , For Skin Dlaeasea, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorationsof the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters Grateful Thousande proclaim VtNioAm Bit Taas the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. i WALKER, Prop'r. R. II. MeDONAUD Y CO., Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal.. and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts.. New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform my frlcndR that I In tend uitlling upon them with a supply ol goods f my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of CAS8IMERS. CASSINET8, FLANNELS, (I'laln and bar'd) CA-ltl'ICTH, &o., to exchange for wool or sell for easli. J. M. U1XLKK. CentkbWooles Factoiiy. 0,17,4m,1 y HUETA1IL1) PLANTH -ajvd HEEDS! GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.) PEACH, APPLE, PEAK, FRUIT TKEES, &0., CSrcen IIoumo Stoelf , &(!., FOH THE SPUING OF 1872. A larrje vnrletv of choice and Perfectly Reliable stock ollured at fair prices. Heeds und plants, by mall. Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows: No. 1. Vegetable Plants and Heeds, Flower Becds. c. No. 2. Green House, Bedding and Flowering I'lnms, urnaiueiiNii i rcn. am uos, noses, c. No. 3. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, Hmall Fruits, &C, 6iC. r. ivuir AlllvA Jl. Riverside Nurseries, 6 ltf Harrlsuurg, Pa. K' II 1 ?). 1M'Jaal,fl g'.sValllS.f.l.lt'.alil $100 Reward for a ease of Neuralgia or Rheumatism of any form whatever, (considered curable) that llt. FITLEH'M VEGKTABLE RHEUMATIC RYlil'P will nut cure warranted unliijurlous, and a physician's prescription used Inwardly. $60110 REWARD offered to the Proprietors of any Medicine tor itiieitiuittisin aim neuralgia nine to produce one-fourth as many genuine living cures made within the same length of time as Dr. Killer's VpcmIhIiIb U lieu mill Ic ltttnipriv. fJOOO REWARD offered to any Person proving Jos. P. Pltler, M. I.. to be other than a graduate of the celebrnted University of Pennsylvania In IB.M. aim i-roiiissor or uneniisiry treating tuieu niatlsm specially for 39 years. anuui n a if ii au i...i., Ti...ai.a .. others able to discover Iodide of lvot iimsii., Col'chl cum, Mercury, or anything Injurious to the system 2S.U0 Certlncales or testimonial of cure, In ciuuing itev. u. it. Ewing, Media, Pennsylvania i Key. dosepn minus, runs oi hcihivikiii, nillaJlel. pmai ma wiih oi itev. J. B. Davis, lllglilsMwn, New Jerscyi Rev. Thomas Murphy, Frankfurd Phllartflnlifai Doctor Jennings anil Doctor Wal ton, Philadelphia; Hon. J. V. Creeley. member of imgress iroui nniaueipiiia: non. uoge Je, Camden. New Jersey t ex-Senator Htewart. of Itul tlmoiei ex-Governor Powell, of Kentucky, and thousands ol others, if apace permitted. ti!i) REWARD for the name of any warranted preparation for Rheumatism and Neuralgia sold under a similar leual uiiaranlue. setllna forth the exact number of bottles to cure or return the amount paid for tlie same to the patient, in case of failure to cure. A full description of cases re milring guarantees must be forwarded by letter to J'lilladfipiua. J lie guarantee, signed and statin the ouautltv to cure, will be returned bv mali with advice and Instructions, without anv charue. e-Address all letters to DR. Fl'I LKR, No. 45 Houlh Fourth Street. Philadelphia. Nuother Rem edy Ik ottered on such thrills, tint a circular on the various forms of Rheumatism, also Illaulc ap plications for guarantee, grails of the special Aucllt. . Dr. D. H. SWEENEY, Druggist, "New Hloomneld, Pa., Hole Agent for this county. 8 38 ly A8ILKV11I"PV A USOHTMKNrn S1LN DIXJ V8bOU'lMlK X 0 TIY-GOODO KY-G00DO Suited to the Season, ' t Are Mow Offered for Bale by F. MORTIMER, New Bloomfleld i if m maB.ieMi ' 'wwssimw 5 & .'VV ' sVy-. ... A LIaPli John ShatTner, Jr. E. B. Zlegler. Theo. Bums SHAFFNER, ZIEGLEIt & CO., Successors to 8IIAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, ItIlbom, Suspenders, T UREA D S, COMBS, and. every variety of RIMMINGS AKD FANCY GOODS,- Ho. 38, North Fourt Street, rniLADELPIIIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & CO., linporU.ii and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goodt), Hosiery, &o., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. CsIlAYlalLIa & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, Ho. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Fa. January 1, 1889. A. B. Cunningham. J. H.Lewars. J. S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesalb Dbaxbrs IN Tobacco, Sogars, &c., NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, rillXAMHLPlIIA. 82310 W. A Atwood. Isaac W. Hamck ISAAC W. RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds ot Pickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH O. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A L. Whlteman. Hickman, Wain & Whlteman, DEALERS lit Tobacco, Scgars, &c, No. 222 MARKET BTREET, PHII.ADEL.FUIA, PA. aar A full Stock of the Celebrated MONITOR NA VY, always on nana. 4 a ti iu LLOTD, SLTPLEE, k WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia, H. IS. TAYLOR, WITH WAINWRIOHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of '2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa DAVID J. H0AU & CO., Successors to HOAR, McOOHKEY fc CO,, WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 628 Market Bt. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. WHOLESALE ..tC 1 ..tW' . January 1, 1668 John Lucas & Co., Sole and THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS Ot tHB IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color , MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. WRICHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALERS IN JPateiit 3Xetlieiii.es 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Fa, A. FULL STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VEJBY LOW THICKS. A Good location lor business, enables us to offer inducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us atrial. 38tf D AVID D. ELDER & CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, Ami Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AMU WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA SOWER, POTTS & CO., Booksellers & Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, t Nos. S30 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ant-Ptihllshers of Sanders' New Renders, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History ol the United states, t euou'8 uuiuue maps, aa. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Kacb J. X. Fbetmibs KAUB & FBYMIBE, IMPORTEBS AKD JOBBEBS OF China, Glass AND QUEEN S V ARE, 801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch A Race, " . PHILADELPHIA. UT" Constantly on tiand, Original Assorted Packages. io. u w PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Grocers, ' ; NO. 120 ARCH STREET, 1 II I li A D I' I, 1 II I A . G O TO 17. MORTIMER' CJ ? 0R bakoainD. Hla Stock will be found the most complete in tlio county, and connlntgor iiy noons 'rlliOTHIMd WlllOCKUIFH UQ1IOK riNDIVOS i OqaDLKRH HARDWARE 0iri I.LOW WAlt K JtO Wpitirwii EMail styles CntKiTM it. HllOKS JJTTATH fc CAPS VrilKHJEltlES XllTTIIT'l'K-(J018 nil, CLOTH "XT A II. XTAIliH Afc HPIKKH IT7LMJE TOOLN(! TiA AINTH. UII.S AT) AINIVtlit HlMCK AVTHON MTEKIj IriAKKfAOE HARDWARE 1T N V KLOl JiS & 1 Al'EK GOODS OF EVERY STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. T ADJES AMD CHILDREN will find Jj splendid assortment of llioea at the one price store of f. Mortimer. IIP p. DAVY & 'HUNT, Great Western Carriage and Harness 15 .A. Z AAK, 311, 1313,1318 A 1317 MARKET 8T. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Falling and Shift InE top Bugtrles from tBO to S200. Uermantown (HIilflliiK Seatx) from 070 to (160. Rockaways (leather Trimmed) from IW to 1150. Dearborns. No Ton Buenles. JanKer and busi ness Wagons from toO to illo. Single Harness Irom Jisto 78 per set. Double Harness from (26 to I'Ji per set Blankets. Whins. Halters. Sheets. Afghahsand everything appertaining to the business at equal ly low prices. Our motto Is "Cheaper than the Cheapest." Ulve us a call before purchasing else where. S3 8m 1). POUT BE ALE, WITH BARNES, BRO. & IIERRON, Wholesale Dealers In Ilttls, Caps, U"iirs, AND HTHAW-GOODH, No. 503 MARKET STREET, 6101y PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In lints, Crips, U'lirs, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. 85, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) 6.18.el PHILADELPHIA. W. F. KOIILEB, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AMD Straw - 3r o o d s 153 NORTH THIRD BTREET, 8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. Blatchles Cucumber Wood Pumps TRADK H I MARK 9 a nwubnii BLATCIII.EI'H Cuctujiber Wood Pumps, Tasteless. Durable, 'Efficient, and Are already wliloly known and tle- surveuiy popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps stllKmore strongly to the favor of the public ami the trade. Dealers sup plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List- flic, upon aiffjiiuauuii . TIXGLEY'S PATENT HORIZONTAL ICE CREAM FllEEZEIt, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to me Arc bena ior a iwsonpuvetjaiaiogue. ar F. MoBTiMEii, New Illoomflcld, Pa., is Agent lor tnese rumps. C1IAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manrr, 606 Commerce Htreet, S13tf Philadelphia, Pi ORGANS I ORGANS! ORGANS For thA PArlor. Hnnilnv Rchnol and Church. fVtAVAa. fi aMta of KfMMla throilL'llout, I 6 StoOS. Olll' JS126. The best Organ In the world for the world or the money. We can supply Organs ranging In price from t& to fc00, and oiler the most liberal inducements to the trade,. Teachers, Clergymen, and oliiers, who will act as ag.uts for the sale of our instruments. Th Parlor Gem' IMano, 7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung scale, round corners, carved legs ; the fluent low-priced Piano inauulautureu. f uny warranted. Violin fi (rings. We Import direct from Italy, Germany and rrailCH, llio wry uiiuicnni, niriiiKn um sin ina.if7 and can support the trade it lowest market prices. Mample set of choice Vlvllnor Guitar Hiring mull rl fi-MA for SI. Hand Id itrumeiits. (Sheet Musio. Muslo Books, and Musical Merchandise of every auscripuon. WM. A. I'ONIl & CO., D47 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Branch Store, 88 Union Square. Sra JNBTJRK IN THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OF NEW YORK. F. 8. WiMSTON, President. The oldest and strongest Company in the United States. Assets over HS.OOO.OUU In cash. B. it. BHULER, A Kent. Liverpool, Pa. 5.413t. Dolly Express and Freight Line i M.TWEEN ' BLOOM FIELD & NEWPORT THEsubscrllier wishes to notify the eltiensof bluoiuneld and Newport that he Is running a lijiltv I.Iha iMtwin t.liAHH twn nlucAa.and will haul Prelght of auy klud, or r romptly deliver packages n, itiui;.. anm aiilv.iHt.l ti his n.l'H. .onlera uiav ri lull for him at the stores of F. Mortimer Si Co., New Bloomlleld, or Milllgau tusser.zsewpor,,. j. s. WH1TMOUE Bloomlleld, January 25,1870. i h insaaawnsnf J John Yislts a Fair. I shall remember Rome. Years ago the cltizeas sot up a fair to try and raise mon ey to buy a minister a night shirt. I went to it. The clerks at the fair were fair fe males.' I gave a gal a five-dollar bill for a chicken's hind leg without any gravy on it, and she never gave me any change back. remarked that was dear. She offered to bet me the price of the ponwipor that it wasn't. I took the bet, and says I to a gal she had with her: " Don't you think that it is dear?" "No, sir," said she, "I know it ain't dear, it's chicken." I paid for the pen-wiper. I visited anothor table, and I bought a little cotton-flannel dog for a dollar. There was only three cents' worth of flan nel and one cent's worth of stuffing in that whole dog, and it's tail couldn't possibly have cost over two cents to import. It was made to stick pins into, and I could stick pins into it all day n nd.it wouldn't stir. think I paid too much for the dog, for since that I bought a dog for fifty cents and you can't stick one pin into him with out his jumping a rod. How It Happened. A few days ago Mr. H. was sent by his employer to do some work in a house- When he called he found a company of ladies present, and remarked to the lady of the house that he thought it best to take the work into the yard. " O, no, no," said she, " it is cold in the yard, and you can work in this room where it is nice and warm." " But," said II., " I shall litter the room and besides, I well, I'd rather work in. the yard." 1 0, yes I see you are afraid of the- ladies, eh ?" said she. " I declare, I won der how you happened to got married.',' " Well," said II., " I'll tell you all about it. I happened to meet one once that I wasn't afraid of, and she took advantage of it, and before I knew wlAt was tip she had me fast enough, and I've been afraid of her ever since." t"A comio twin story is reported from, Dustin. A barber was waited upon one morning by a nice young gentleman, who desired the hairdresser's lowest terms per week for keeping his comely caput in con dition. Thereafter the new customer ap peared regularly every day for a " close Bhave," with frequent additions of sham pooing and hair-cutting, and often twice a day. In short, the barber marveled much at the rapidity with which this young man's beard and hair grew, and the mystery was only solved after a considerable lapse of time, when one day, "two of him" came into the shop at once for a shave. The original customer who made the bargain had a twin brother so exactly like him in personal appearance that " one couldn't toll t'other from which," and the two bad been getting the attentions of the tonsor for the price paid for one. CSTSoveral conceited young men were assembled on a street corner when a poor Dutchman approached. One of thorn said to his companions: " Boys, I'm going to have some fun. Just watch me fool this Dutchy 1" He went up to the German to whom he said. " Kaiser, don't you want to buy a dog?" The person addressed quickly responded: " Y-a-a-s I yust want to buy a leetle puppy 'bout your size. Are you for sale?" The puppy struck off, the laughter of his comrades making him purple with rage. t3F"A rich old fellow who owns more houses than any one man in Toledo, was waited upon by a committee for a sub scription to rebuild the fence about the cemotery. His reply was characteristic as well as humorous. " Gentlemen, I have always made it a rule in my business, never to make any repairs until tht tenant began to complain. P7Tlrenco (Bricklayer's Laborer, ac climatized, to Paddy, (just from Cork), Seli yer Pig an Fournichurean', come over wld Biddy to this blissed country. I get a dollar and slventy cints a day for car'in bricks up a ladder, an', be Jabers, there's a poor divil up at the top doiu' all the work for me 1" tWhly bruddors," said a waggish color ed roan to a crowd, " in all affliction, in all ob your troubles, there is one place you can always find sympathy." "Whar? wbar?" shouted several. "In'de dictionary," he replied, rolling his eyes skyward, tSfDryden was so bound up in his books that his wife exclaimed: 11 1 wish I were a book that I might al ways be in yonr society." " I wish you were an almanac, so I could change you every year," replied he. UTA Bishop, fond of hunting, being re bukod that the apostles never hunted, re plied, " No ; shooting was very bad in Palestine, so they went fishing instead."
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