The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, February 04, 1873, Page 7, Image 7

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    Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
nunop, ous
No Porton enn take these Bitters accord'
.tjr lo direction and remain long unwell, provided
jheir bon- are not destroyed bv mineral poison or other
mean, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point
of repairs
Iyi1Mla or Indigent ton Headache, Vain
In tha bhoiildrin, Coulit, rihine! of lite Cliest.Di.
zineM, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Taste
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of trie Limp, Pain in the regions
of the Kidney, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a Letter guar
antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.
For Female Com iln lute in young or old,
married or single, at the d.iwn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display bo decided an
influence that ft marked improvement is soon percep
tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Tthen
ntntlsiti and Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys
and Bladder, these Hitters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which Is generally
produced bv derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They nre n Cientle Purgative am well as
a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful nent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious
Diseases.
For Skin Dtnenaeii, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles, King-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a
short time by the use of these Bitters
Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinvgak Bit
Tbrs the most wonderful Invigoranl that ever sustained
the linking system.
i WALKER, Prop'r. B. II. McIMNALD - CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agt., San Francisco, Cat..
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts . New York.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
LOOK OUT !
IwnuM respectively Inform mv friends that I In
tend calling upon them with a supply of goods
ufmy
OWN MANUFACTURE. ,
Consisting of
CASSIMERS.
CASSINETS,
FLANNELS, (Plain and bar'd)
CAP13TW, &c,
to exchange for wool or sell for cash.
J. M. BIXUiK.
Centiie Wooi.kn I'actout. 0,17,4m,
-y E G K T A 1) L E
I'LANTH AND NKKDH!
GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.)
PEACH, AITJ.E, PEAR, FIIUIT TIIEE9, Sc.,
Grccu Iloume Wtoclf, Sce.(
FOIl THE HPMNO OF 1872.
A large varletv of choice and Perfectly ltellatile
stock ottered at fair in Ices. Heeds and plants, by
mall.
Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows:
No. 1. Vegetable Plants and Heeds, Flower
Seeds. c.
No. 2. tireen House, lledillnc and Flowering
Plants, Ornamental 't rees. Klirnos, Itoses, &c.
No. :i. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, Small Fruits,
&c.,4:c. OKI). V. McFA Itl.ANl),
Itiverside Nurseries,
6istf llarrlsburg.Pa.
$100 Reward for a case of Neuralgia or
Klieiiinatlsiu of any form whatever, (considered
curable) that lilt. FITLEIt'H VEdKTAiW.K
HHKUMATIC 8Y1UTP will not cure warranted
iiiilujmlous, and a physician's prescription uwd
Inwardly.
Vton ltEWARl) offered to tha Proprietors of
any Medicine for Rheumatism and Neuralgia able
lo produce one-fourth as many genuine living
iMueit niiuiti wiuiiii me Kiiiin icugtii 01 lime as ill.
Filler's Vegetable Rheumatic Ruineilv.
law REWARD ottered to any Person proving
.mik. i . ruin-, ri. lk. to oe uiner man a giuuuute
of the celebrated University of Pennsylvania In
him, ana rroiessor ol Chemistry treating Rhea
niatlKin sncclallv for HQ vpiii-m.
KKHPltkWAIil)to any Chemist, Physician, or
others able to discover Iodide of Potassa, Colchi
cine iiercury.oi unyining injurious lo the system
111 riiit-i n jwiriimfiiir. nvi up.
2S.MI0 Certificates or testimonials of nnrn. In,
eluding Itev. C. 11. Kwing, Media. Pennsylvania j
Rev. Joseph Ilcggi. Fulls of Nchuvlklll, Philadel
phia; Ilia wile of Rev. ,f. It. Davis, lllghlstown,
New Jerseys Rev. Thomas Murphy, Frankfoid,
Plillailelnlila: Doctor Jcnnlnus and Doctor wl.
ton, Philadelphia: Hon. J. V. Creeley. member of
vungreHfi irom 10111011:11011..; iion. diiin-A ie(
Cumilen. New Jersey ! ex-Senator Ktewart. of Iinl.
tlmore; ex (iovernor Powell, of Kentucky, and
thousHitdsol 01 hers. If space permitted,
r'.'ili ItKWAUli for the name ol anv warranted
preparation fur Rheumatism and Neuralula sold
under a similar legal guat mitre, setting forth I lie
exact iiuuitiei- of bodies to cute or return the
amount paid (or (lie same to the patient. In caseof
failure to cure. A full description of cases ro
ijulrlng guarantees must be foranled by letter to
Philadelphia. Tile giiiiiuutee, xicneil ami slating
lh ooHiilltv to cure, will b lelurned bv mail.
Willi advice and Instructions, without any charge.
-Address all letters to DR. FlTl.KIt, No. 46
South Fourth SI reel. Philadelphia. Nootlier Rem
edy W ollercrt on such terms, (iet n circular on
tlic various forms of Rlieiimiitism, also HI, ink ap
plications for guarantee, gratis of the siwclal
Agent.
-Dr. 1). II. SWEENEY. Drucclst. New
lilooiutleld, Pa.. Solo Agent lor this cuuu(y.(G Daly
HVl. UN Dl U iV.hOU i'M EN JL
uy-GooDO
Suited to tho Soason,
Are Now Offered for Sale try
"ff a? mm . VSil
lASTATEOr
P. MOItTIMEIt, New RltMHuflcId.
John Bhaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zleglor. Theo. Kume
S1IAFFNER, ZIEOLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNEB, ZIEOLER ft CO.,
' Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
CJ loves,
ItlbUoiiM,
v : Suspenders,
T HR E A D'S ,' G 0 M B S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,?
Wo. 36, North Four Street, '
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
liniwrUis Bill Jobbers
OI Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
. , Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o.,
No. 105 Olid 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
IMiiladclplila.
(ilt llltlM. & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18S9.
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Glelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
iiiii,aii:lijiia.
33310
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranck
ATW00D, BANCK & CO.,
Coiunilwdoii Mcrclianls,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
wiTn
O. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whiteuian.
Hickman, Wain & Whitcman,
DEALERS IN
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
, No. 222 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, 1A.
M-A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na-
vt, always on hand. 4 32 tf 10
LLOYD, 8UTPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
M. 11. TAYLOR,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT &; CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
II
OAR.McCONKET & CO.,
Successors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
.. WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
638 Market 8t. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a. i
WHOLESALE
-ViS .
GROCERS
January 1, 1869.
John Lucas & ' Co., j -ji
u
Bole ana '
' THE ONli It -
MANUFACTURERS -
OF THE
IMPERIAL TRENCH,
1
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure . , , ; 4 . i
While Lead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., .
' Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
. AND DEALERS IN ' -
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, la.
A. STOCK .
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VERY LOW PRICES.
A Good location for business, enables us to oiler
Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. 3 Stf
D
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER, -
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Booksellers fc Stationers,
And Dealers In
C URTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
n 1...) A !.. AA,. Aim 1. vim LI iuti.rir
the U lilted mules, l el ton a uvuime Aiaps, uu.
BLANK BOOKN
Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit
A. L. Kaub J. E. Frktmike.
KAVR A FItYMIItE,
iMfOBTEHS AND JOBBERS OF
C h i n a , O- 1 . m
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
801 and 80S, Chen-; St., between Arch A Race,
rniLADELPillA.
ID" Constantly ou band, Original Assorted
raclcages. , is.v.ij ju
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Oroeers,
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
v ii i iA i i: L P III A .
HO TO
17. MOUTllWIilt'Cl
: on baiuminEV
His Stock will be found the most complete
in the county, and constats of
D
my noons
pj-OTHINO
vrtHociiiiim
UQIIOK KINHIXOM
Oq ADI.EltH H AHKVVARK
WwAl.li HAI'Kll
W THI MII KM all stvl
' pitl'MII kh all styles
DpOOTN A HllOKH
mrnrrK-ioH
, W MOTIONS die.
nil CLOTH
WXTAIl.K Oi HI'IKKH
Xi T1A1NTW. OILrt
AnAINlNNa WFTOK
1VTHOM hTKKL
IrtAHlflAGE HARDWARE
V-pti VELOlE0dHAlEU
GOODS OF EVJEKY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND SEE.
T ADIES AND CHILDREN will fin
1 j splendid assortment of shoes at th oa
pncs iter of jr. Mortimer.
DAVY & HUNT,
Great Western Carriage and
v. . Harness .,. - '
1 H -A. Z V. -A. It, ; I
1311, 1313, 13IB A. 1317 MARKET ST.
' PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Falling and SlilflinB top Bncuies from S80 to 8200.
(ormantown (Hlillt
tin
K Stilts) from 70 to (16U.
Triiiinied) from tw to 81!
R.H'kHways leather
Dearborns, No Top Bitijiites, Jagger and llusl
ncss Wagons from SnO to 8125.
Hlngla llarness from SIS to J75 per Set. ,
Double Harness from S26 to tu& per get.
Rlaitkets. Whins. Halters. Sheets. Afchansand
everything appei talnlng to the business at equal
ly low prices. Our motto Is "Cheaper than the
Cheapest." (live us a call before purchasing else
where. 33 6m
1). TOUT 11EALE,
WITH
BARNES, BUO. & IIERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In
Hate, Caps, lnrs,
, AND
STltAW-GOODS;
No. 503 MARKET STREET,
6101y PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Huts, dips, U'ui's,
AND
S Tit AW GOODS,
NO. 35, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
6.1 8el PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. KOIILEll,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Straw - 3r o o els
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps.
!
TRADE fi KB MARK.
Patented.
BliATCni.ET'8
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable. EfUcicut, and
Are already widely known and de
serveiny popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these rumps still more strongly to the
favor of the public unci the irnue. ucuicrs sup
plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List-
. TINGLEY'S PATENT
HORIZONTAL
IC'i: CIII3A9X FltEKZElE,
SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
lo me An. ecna lor a uescripuve catalogue,
n- 9. MoitTiMEii, New llloomtleld, Pa., Is
Agent lor these rumps.
C1IA8. G. BLATOHLEY, Mnnf'r,
600 Commerce Street,
813tf Philadelphia, Pa.
ORGANS 1 ORGANS I ORGANS
For the Parlor. Sunday School and Church.
Octaves: 2 sets of Rwds throughout; 6 stops. Only
$126. The Iwst Orin In the world for the world
for the money. We can supply Oricuus ranging In
price from siio to 92000, and oirer the most liberal
Inducements to the trade. Teachers, Clergymen,
and others, who will act as agents for the sale of
our instruments.
The Parlor aem" Piano,
7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung scale, round
corners, carved lt'Ks; the finest low-priced Piano
mauuiuciureu. runy warrauiea.
Violin Strings.
We Import direct from Italy, Germany and
v ranee, me very cnoicest strings inui are maue,
and can supMirt the trrnle it lowest market prices.
(sample set ol cnoice tc tin or u uiiari mrinus mail
ed dee for SI. Hand In ttrtiments. Sheet Music,
Music Hooks, and Musical Merchandise of every
ucscriptiuu.
WM. A. l'OMJ dk CO.,
547 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
Branch Store, 30 Union Square. 3m
JNSURJI IN Til
MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
OK
NEW YORK.
F. 8. Winsio President.
The oldest and strongest Company In the United
States. Assets over f 16,000,000 in cash.
S. At. BUU Elt, Agent.
Liverpool, Pa.
6441,)t.
Daily Express and Freight Line
Bl.TWEEN
BLOOM FIELD & NEWPORT
THE subscriber wishes to notify the eltliensof
llloomneld and Newport that he is running a
Dally Line between these two places, and will haul
Krelghtof any kind, or rromptly deliver packages
or messages entrusted f his cure.
tuOrdors nmy t-sleti for him at the stores of
V. Mortimer A Co., New liluoiuttel'J.or M UligsuiSi
juusaer, newport, in,
J. 8. WfllTMORB
Bloointleld, January 26, WTO,
t4
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' Not the Right Card.
A Philadelphia druggist sent hi clerk out
to drum for tales of oil. lie carried the
card of the proprietor and the picture of
his girl in his side pocket. He called upon
a tradesman in Terry Co., and tossed a
card upon the counter, saying that he rep
resented that establishment. . The trades
man picked it up, gavo it a steady look,
and said it was a lino establishment, and
was informed by the clerk that he repre
sented it about three years, whereupon be
remaikcd to the youth that he supposed
he would soon be a partner. The youth
said he should be pleased to sell him some
coal oil, and that his establishment handled
more oil than any other in Philadelphia.'
The tradesman took another look at tha
card and asked the boy if he wasn't mis.
taken. Ho blushingly guessed he was as
he returned his girl's picture to his pocket.
t3f" A good story is told of Judge Rico,
About the commencement of tho war he
made a speech in North Alabama in which
he said the Southern soldiers could whip
the Yankees with pop guns. Since tho
war, he chanced to make another speech
at the same place. . A big double jointed
fellow was present who heard and remem
bered the former speech, and being in ad
mirable frame of mind, concluded to go for
Sam. Rolling up his sleeves and putting
his list in the palm of his baud, he pro
pounded tho fearful question :
"Sam Rice, didn't you mako a speech
here in 1801 ?"
"Idid," said Sam.
And didn't you say wo could whip tho
Yankees witlipop guns?"
" Certainly I did, but the d d ras
cals wouldn't fight us that way 1"
tW In a certain German school a new
Gorman teacher had been procured. In
his class were two boys, one named Wilk
ins, and the other Wilkinson. IIo asked
one of the boys what his name was.
lie answered "Wilkins."
lie asked the other.
He answered " Wilkinson."
Tho teacher not hearing tho last syllable,
said : " Ah 1 Vilkins' brother?"
"No," said Wilkinson "not Wilkins
brother, but Wilkinon."
It sounded somewhat like Wilkins' ton.
The teacher, after thinking awhile, said : '
" Meiu Gott ! but isn't ho rather too young
to be your father ?"
BJS ftmitl, 1,nrt rtttiia a .mnll ttnua aiwl
...... IjUI.U U Kill.... ..'.!.., (.!..,
was cross-eyed, while Jones had a very
largenose.. Meeting one day, Jones, af
ter looking with a comical expression at
Smith, remarked: "Lucky for you, Smith,
that yon'reJUcross-eyed ; for if you wasn't
youjcould never see your nose." " Lucky
for you, Jones," instantly replied Smith,
" that you are not cross-eyed ; for if you
you were you would never see anything but
your'uose."
t27"Charles Lamb sayi, a speaker should
not attompt'to speak too much, but should
leave something to tho imagination of his
audience ; and he tells how, being called
on to return thanks for a toast to his
health, ho rose, bowed to his audience,
said, " Gcnth men, "J and then snt down,
leaving it to their imagination to supply the
rest.
tW Father D. had been instructing tho
Sunday school children oh tho subject of
divine graft). When Johnny M. returned
home he asked the servant girl what was (
the meaning of grace.
"Ah, Johnny, avio," she answered,
"don't yon know whnt graise is? Shure,
graise is fat mate."
t3T "I've got a new pair of boots," said
A to II, putting ono forward as a sample
" a handsome lit, ch ? I bought them to
wear in genteel society." " They will bo
likely to last you a lifetime, then," rejoined
B, "and be worth something to your
heirs."
" t3?"An exchango'has the following char
acteristic prayer from the heart of a littlo
boy. He had evidently had a little unpleas
antness : . " Please God, bless papa and
mama, and and and if you'ro a mind
to, you may bless Aunt Eflie but I don't
care much."
tW A Bald man mado merry at the ex
pouse of another who covered his partial
baldness with a wig, adding, as a clincher,
" You see how bald I am, I don't wear a
wig." "True," was the retort, " but an
empty burn requires no thatch."
tW A noble red man aged twenty-ouo
years, has already taised five crops of real
bair tho4flrst crop gray,and thej last a
beautiful silken brown. We cannot tell a
lie be raised them with his little toma
hawk. tST " You say," said the judge to a wit
ness, "that the plaintiff resorted to an in
genious use of i circumstantial evidence ;
state just exactly what you mean by that,"
"Well," s'd tua witness, "my exact
meaning is that he lied."
. f t i. .--
tW " Six of one and ' half dozen of
the other," a Dutchman rendered, "half
d en mit von and dor ordor rait six,"