Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. nunop, ous No Porton enn take these Bitters accord' .tjr lo direction and remain long unwell, provided jheir bon- are not destroyed bv mineral poison or other mean, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repairs Iyi1Mla or Indigent ton Headache, Vain In tha bhoiildrin, Coulit, rihine! of lite Cliest.Di. zineM, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of trie Limp, Pain in the regions of the Kidney, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a Letter guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Female Com iln lute in young or old, married or single, at the d.iwn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display bo decided an influence that ft marked improvement is soon percep tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Tthen ntntlsiti and Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Hitters have no equal. Such Dis eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which Is generally produced bv derangement of the Digestive Organs. They nre n Cientle Purgative am well as a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful nent in relieving Congestion or Inflam mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skin Dtnenaeii, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, King-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinvgak Bit Tbrs the most wonderful Invigoranl that ever sustained the linking system. i WALKER, Prop'r. B. II. McIMNALD - CO., Druggists and Gen. Agt., San Francisco, Cat.. and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts . New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. LOOK OUT ! IwnuM respectively Inform mv friends that I In tend calling upon them with a supply of goods ufmy OWN MANUFACTURE. , Consisting of CASSIMERS. CASSINETS, FLANNELS, (Plain and bar'd) CAP13TW, &c, to exchange for wool or sell for cash. J. M. BIXUiK. Centiie Wooi.kn I'actout. 0,17,4m, -y E G K T A 1) L E I'LANTH AND NKKDH! GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.) PEACH, AITJ.E, PEAR, FIIUIT TIIEE9, Sc., Grccu Iloume Wtoclf, Sce.( FOIl THE HPMNO OF 1872. A large varletv of choice and Perfectly ltellatile stock ottered at fair in Ices. Heeds and plants, by mall. Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows: No. 1. Vegetable Plants and Heeds, Flower Seeds. c. No. 2. tireen House, lledillnc and Flowering Plants, Ornamental 't rees. Klirnos, Itoses, &c. No. :i. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, Small Fruits, &c.,4:c. OKI). V. McFA Itl.ANl), Itiverside Nurseries, 6istf llarrlsburg.Pa. $100 Reward for a case of Neuralgia or Klieiiinatlsiu of any form whatever, (considered curable) that lilt. FITLEIt'H VEdKTAiW.K HHKUMATIC 8Y1UTP will not cure warranted iiiilujmlous, and a physician's prescription uwd Inwardly. Vton ltEWARl) offered to tha Proprietors of any Medicine for Rheumatism and Neuralgia able lo produce one-fourth as many genuine living iMueit niiuiti wiuiiii me Kiiiin icugtii 01 lime as ill. Filler's Vegetable Rheumatic Ruineilv. law REWARD ottered to any Person proving .mik. i . ruin-, ri. lk. to oe uiner man a giuuuute of the celebrated University of Pennsylvania In him, ana rroiessor ol Chemistry treating Rhea niatlKin sncclallv for HQ vpiii-m. KKHPltkWAIil)to any Chemist, Physician, or others able to discover Iodide of Potassa, Colchi cine iiercury.oi unyining injurious lo the system 111 riiit-i n jwiriimfiiir. nvi up. 2S.MI0 Certificates or testimonials of nnrn. In, eluding Itev. C. 11. Kwing, Media. Pennsylvania j Rev. Joseph Ilcggi. Fulls of Nchuvlklll, Philadel phia; Ilia wile of Rev. ,f. It. Davis, lllghlstown, New Jerseys Rev. Thomas Murphy, Frankfoid, Plillailelnlila: Doctor Jcnnlnus and Doctor wl. ton, Philadelphia: Hon. J. V. Creeley. member of vungreHfi irom 10111011:11011..; iion. diiin-A ie( Cumilen. New Jersey ! ex-Senator Ktewart. of Iinl. tlmore; ex (iovernor Powell, of Kentucky, and thousHitdsol 01 hers. If space permitted, r'.'ili ItKWAUli for the name ol anv warranted preparation fur Rheumatism and Neuralula sold under a similar legal guat mitre, setting forth I lie exact iiuuitiei- of bodies to cute or return the amount paid (or (lie same to the patient. In caseof failure to cure. A full description of cases ro ijulrlng guarantees must be foranled by letter to Philadelphia. Tile giiiiiuutee, xicneil ami slating lh ooHiilltv to cure, will b lelurned bv mail. Willi advice and Instructions, without any charge. -Address all letters to DR. FlTl.KIt, No. 46 South Fourth SI reel. Philadelphia. Nootlier Rem edy W ollercrt on such terms, (iet n circular on tlic various forms of Rlieiimiitism, also HI, ink ap plications for guarantee, gratis of the siwclal Agent. -Dr. 1). II. SWEENEY. Drucclst. New lilooiutleld, Pa.. Solo Agent lor this cuuu(y.(G Daly HVl. UN Dl U iV.hOU i'M EN JL uy-GooDO Suited to tho Soason, Are Now Offered for Sale try "ff a? mm . VSil lASTATEOr P. MOItTIMEIt, New RltMHuflcId. John Bhaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zleglor. Theo. Kume S1IAFFNER, ZIEOLER & CO., Successors to SHAFFNEB, ZIEOLER ft CO., ' Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, CJ loves, ItlbUoiiM, v : Suspenders, T HR E A D'S ,' G 0 M B S, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS,? Wo. 36, North Four Street, ' PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & CO., liniwrUis Bill Jobbers OI Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, . , Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o., No. 105 Olid 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) IMiiladclplila. (ilt llltlM. & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 18S9. A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, iiiii,aii:lijiia. 33310 W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranck ATW00D, BANCK & CO., Coiunilwdoii Mcrclianls, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. WM. H. KENNEDY, wiTn O. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whiteuian. Hickman, Wain & Whitcman, DEALERS IN Tobacco, Segars, &c, , No. 222 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA, 1A. M-A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na- vt, always on hand. 4 32 tf 10 LLOYD, 8UTPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. M. 11. TAYLOR, WITH WAINWRIGHT &; CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa II OAR.McCONKET & CO., Successors to WM. W. PAUL & CO., .. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 638 Market 8t. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. i WHOLESALE -ViS . GROCERS January 1, 1869. John Lucas & ' Co., j -ji u Bole ana ' ' THE ONli It - MANUFACTURERS - OF THE IMPERIAL TRENCH, 1 PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure . , , ; 4 . i While Lead and Color MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., . ' Philadelphia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, . AND DEALERS IN ' - 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, la. A. STOCK . OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VERY LOW PRICES. A Good location for business, enables us to oiler Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. 3 Stf D AVID D. ELDER & CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, - Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Booksellers fc Stationers, And Dealers In C URTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and n 1...) A !.. AA,. Aim 1. vim LI iuti.rir the U lilted mules, l el ton a uvuime Aiaps, uu. BLANK BOOKN Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Kaub J. E. Frktmike. KAVR A FItYMIItE, iMfOBTEHS AND JOBBERS OF C h i n a , O- 1 . m AND QUEENSWA11E, 801 and 80S, Chen-; St., between Arch A Race, rniLADELPillA. ID" Constantly ou band, Original Assorted raclcages. , is.v.ij ju PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Oroeers, No. 120 ARCH STREET, v ii i iA i i: L P III A . HO TO 17. MOUTllWIilt'Cl : on baiuminEV His Stock will be found the most complete in the county, and constats of D my noons pj-OTHINO vrtHociiiiim UQIIOK KINHIXOM Oq ADI.EltH H AHKVVARK WwAl.li HAI'Kll W THI MII KM all stvl ' pitl'MII kh all styles DpOOTN A HllOKH mrnrrK-ioH , W MOTIONS die. nil CLOTH WXTAIl.K Oi HI'IKKH Xi T1A1NTW. OILrt AnAINlNNa WFTOK 1VTHOM hTKKL IrtAHlflAGE HARDWARE V-pti VELOlE0dHAlEU GOODS OF EVJEKY STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. T ADIES AND CHILDREN will fin 1 j splendid assortment of shoes at th oa pncs iter of jr. Mortimer. DAVY & HUNT, Great Western Carriage and v. . Harness .,. - ' 1 H -A. Z V. -A. It, ; I 1311, 1313, 13IB A. 1317 MARKET ST. ' PHILADELPHIA, PA. Falling and SlilflinB top Bncuies from S80 to 8200. (ormantown (Hlillt tin K Stilts) from 70 to (16U. Triiiinied) from tw to 81! R.H'kHways leather Dearborns, No Top Bitijiites, Jagger and llusl ncss Wagons from SnO to 8125. Hlngla llarness from SIS to J75 per Set. , Double Harness from S26 to tu& per get. Rlaitkets. Whins. Halters. Sheets. Afchansand everything appei talnlng to the business at equal ly low prices. Our motto Is "Cheaper than the Cheapest." (live us a call before purchasing else where. 33 6m 1). TOUT 11EALE, WITH BARNES, BUO. & IIERRON, Wholesale Dealers In Hate, Caps, lnrs, , AND STltAW-GOODS; No. 503 MARKET STREET, 6101y PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Huts, dips, U'ui's, AND S Tit AW GOODS, NO. 35, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) 6.1 8el PHILADELPHIA. W. F. KOIILEll, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AND Straw - 3r o o els 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. ! TRADE fi KB MARK. Patented. BliATCni.ET'8 Cucumber Wood Pumps, Tasteless, Durable. EfUcicut, and Are already widely known and de serveiny popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these rumps still more strongly to the favor of the public unci the irnue. ucuicrs sup plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List- . TINGLEY'S PATENT HORIZONTAL IC'i: CIII3A9X FltEKZElE, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known lo me An. ecna lor a uescripuve catalogue, n- 9. MoitTiMEii, New llloomtleld, Pa., Is Agent lor these rumps. C1IA8. G. BLATOHLEY, Mnnf'r, 600 Commerce Street, 813tf Philadelphia, Pa. ORGANS 1 ORGANS I ORGANS For the Parlor. Sunday School and Church. Octaves: 2 sets of Rwds throughout; 6 stops. Only $126. The Iwst Orin In the world for the world for the money. We can supply Oricuus ranging In price from siio to 92000, and oirer the most liberal Inducements to the trade. Teachers, Clergymen, and others, who will act as agents for the sale of our instruments. The Parlor aem" Piano, 7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung scale, round corners, carved lt'Ks; the finest low-priced Piano mauuiuciureu. runy warrauiea. Violin Strings. We Import direct from Italy, Germany and v ranee, me very cnoicest strings inui are maue, and can supMirt the trrnle it lowest market prices. (sample set ol cnoice tc tin or u uiiari mrinus mail ed dee for SI. Hand In ttrtiments. Sheet Music, Music Hooks, and Musical Merchandise of every ucscriptiuu. WM. A. l'OMJ dk CO., 547 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Branch Store, 30 Union Square. 3m JNSURJI IN Til MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OK NEW YORK. F. 8. Winsio President. The oldest and strongest Company In the United States. Assets over f 16,000,000 in cash. S. At. BUU Elt, Agent. Liverpool, Pa. 6441,)t. Daily Express and Freight Line Bl.TWEEN BLOOM FIELD & NEWPORT THE subscriber wishes to notify the eltliensof llloomneld and Newport that he is running a Dally Line between these two places, and will haul Krelghtof any kind, or rromptly deliver packages or messages entrusted f his cure. tuOrdors nmy t-sleti for him at the stores of V. Mortimer A Co., New liluoiuttel'J.or M UligsuiSi juusaer, newport, in, J. 8. WfllTMORB Bloointleld, January 26, WTO, t4 V 1 1 .. ... J ' Not the Right Card. A Philadelphia druggist sent hi clerk out to drum for tales of oil. lie carried the card of the proprietor and the picture of his girl in his side pocket. He called upon a tradesman in Terry Co., and tossed a card upon the counter, saying that he rep resented that establishment. . The trades man picked it up, gavo it a steady look, and said it was a lino establishment, and was informed by the clerk that he repre sented it about three years, whereupon be remaikcd to the youth that he supposed he would soon be a partner. The youth said he should be pleased to sell him some coal oil, and that his establishment handled more oil than any other in Philadelphia.' The tradesman took another look at tha card and asked the boy if he wasn't mis. taken. Ho blushingly guessed he was as he returned his girl's picture to his pocket. t3f" A good story is told of Judge Rico, About the commencement of tho war he made a speech in North Alabama in which he said the Southern soldiers could whip the Yankees with pop guns. Since tho war, he chanced to make another speech at the same place. . A big double jointed fellow was present who heard and remem bered the former speech, and being in ad mirable frame of mind, concluded to go for Sam. Rolling up his sleeves and putting his list in the palm of his baud, he pro pounded tho fearful question : "Sam Rice, didn't you mako a speech here in 1801 ?" "Idid," said Sam. And didn't you say wo could whip tho Yankees witlipop guns?" " Certainly I did, but the d d ras cals wouldn't fight us that way 1" tW In a certain German school a new Gorman teacher had been procured. In his class were two boys, one named Wilk ins, and the other Wilkinson. IIo asked one of the boys what his name was. lie answered "Wilkins." lie asked the other. He answered " Wilkinson." Tho teacher not hearing tho last syllable, said : " Ah 1 Vilkins' brother?" "No," said Wilkinson "not Wilkins brother, but Wilkinon." It sounded somewhat like Wilkins' ton. The teacher, after thinking awhile, said : ' " Meiu Gott ! but isn't ho rather too young to be your father ?" BJS ftmitl, 1,nrt rtttiia a .mnll ttnua aiwl ...... IjUI.U U Kill.... ..'.!.., (.!.., was cross-eyed, while Jones had a very largenose.. Meeting one day, Jones, af ter looking with a comical expression at Smith, remarked: "Lucky for you, Smith, that yon'reJUcross-eyed ; for if you wasn't youjcould never see your nose." " Lucky for you, Jones," instantly replied Smith, " that you are not cross-eyed ; for if you you were you would never see anything but your'uose." t27"Charles Lamb sayi, a speaker should not attompt'to speak too much, but should leave something to tho imagination of his audience ; and he tells how, being called on to return thanks for a toast to his health, ho rose, bowed to his audience, said, " Gcnth men, "J and then snt down, leaving it to their imagination to supply the rest. tW Father D. had been instructing tho Sunday school children oh tho subject of divine graft). When Johnny M. returned home he asked the servant girl what was ( the meaning of grace. "Ah, Johnny, avio," she answered, "don't yon know whnt graise is? Shure, graise is fat mate." t3T "I've got a new pair of boots," said A to II, putting ono forward as a sample " a handsome lit, ch ? I bought them to wear in genteel society." " They will bo likely to last you a lifetime, then," rejoined B, "and be worth something to your heirs." " t3?"An exchango'has the following char acteristic prayer from the heart of a littlo boy. He had evidently had a little unpleas antness : . " Please God, bless papa and mama, and and and if you'ro a mind to, you may bless Aunt Eflie but I don't care much." tW A Bald man mado merry at the ex pouse of another who covered his partial baldness with a wig, adding, as a clincher, " You see how bald I am, I don't wear a wig." "True," was the retort, " but an empty burn requires no thatch." tW A noble red man aged twenty-ouo years, has already taised five crops of real bair tho4flrst crop gray,and thej last a beautiful silken brown. We cannot tell a lie be raised them with his little toma hawk. tST " You say," said the judge to a wit ness, "that the plaintiff resorted to an in genious use of i circumstantial evidence ; state just exactly what you mean by that," "Well," s'd tua witness, "my exact meaning is that he lied." . f t i. .-- tW " Six of one and ' half dozen of the other," a Dutchman rendered, "half d en mit von and dor ordor rait six,"