ljc tmcs, Nctti i Bloomftclir, )a."
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
rhiladelpliia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS.
No Person can take these Hitter accord
ing to directions and remain lonfc unwell, provided
ilicir bones are not destroyed bv mineral poison or oilier
means, nd Hie vital organs wasted beyond the point
Dy!ei! or Indlfrention. Headache, Vain
In the Shoulders, Coughs, TiRlitnem of the Cliesl,
liness, Smir Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste
in the Month, Hiliou Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Limits, l'ain in Hie region!
of the Kiitnevs, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a Letter guar
antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.
For Femnle Complntiita, in young or old,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display to decided an
inllueuce tliat a marked improvement is soou percep-
" For Inflnmnmtory and Clironlo Rhen
nistlniii and (Sout, Bilious, Remittent and lnter
mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Ulood, Liver, Kidneys
and ljladdcr, these Hitters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They nre n Uentle Purgative as well a
a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in bilious
Diseases. . ,.
For Skin Dlmnsrl, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-1 lead, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorationsof the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of w hatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a
short time by the use of these Bitters
Grateful Thousands proclaim vinegar Bit
tbrs the. most wonderful luvigorant that ever sustained
the sinking system. . .
y WALKER, Prop'r. It. H. McIMN ALD fe CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal.,
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts.. New York.
BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
INSUJUJ IN THE
Powy County
Mutual Benefit Association,
NEW BLOOMFIELDPERRY CO., PA.
Chartered by the LcyMnture March 9, 1S72. J
rrUfK IIKAI
'KSTAXI) SAFEST LIFE
J. INSUI
J HA NCK ever oll'cred to the neoole.
ll Is a Mill n.tl enterprise fur the protection of
Willows and Orphans In the county. Members
pay K1VK lOLI.,Alls for a ccrtlllcate of
membership, ami iitiiiual duos on nccs between 20
and S5. $1.00; between 35 and .So, Sl.oO; between 60
audtio, 2.(Klt for the term ot three years, com
inenclmr Jaiiiiarv. lKTSi and the sum ot HI. 10 on
the death of a member. The membership not to
exceed one thousand. A member dying, to re
ceive as many dollars as there are payiiiK certifi
cate iiomcrs. i nis pian is aitiipieii in orucr mar,
nelsons who have been excluded from tienetils ill
other Life Insurance Companies by reason of their
exH'iisive Like-Hates may obtain some benellt on
a small Investment, It commends itself to the
public for the reason that It prevents (he country
iroiii neiug tiraincu ot our money ny loreigu com
panies.
CIIAS. L. MURRAY, Prcahlent.
CONRAD ROTH. Treasurer.
JOHN I!. SHCLKIi, Secretary.
IIOHKHT N. WILLIS. WILLIAM McKEK. Hsn-
ral Agents, t; i.)
LOOK OUT !
T would respectively inform my friends that I In-
X tend calling upon tliein Willi a supply ot goods
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
CASSIMERS,
CASSINETS,
FLANNELS, (I'laln and bar'd)
CAltPKTK, &.,
to exchange for wool or sell for cash.
J. M. lilXLKlt.
Centhe Woolen Factoky. 6,17,4m,
K (1 K T A II I: E ,
PLANTH AND WlilCIiW I
GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.)
TEACH, APFLE, FEAR, FRUIT TBEF.H. &.,
Cireon I Ion wo Hio-U,
FOR THE SFRINO OF 1872.
A large variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable
muck oiiereu ai iair prices.
Seeds and plants, by
man.
Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows:
No. 1. Vegetable 1'lauts and Heeds, Flower
Sec. Is. fie.
No. 2. (Ireen House, Iledding and Flowering
j laiiis, uriiamciivat i rees, riu nos, jtosc, e.
No. 3. Cirape Vines. Fruit Trees, Hmall Fruits,
sc.,&c. ur.ti. r. nw:i'Aiu.A.-u,
Riverside Nurseries.
ltf Hariisbuig, Pa.
i. if. oibvin.
1. II. OIHVIN
J.
. M. OIUVIN Ai SOX,
GommiHMloii iSIei'fluintH,
No. 8, SPEAR'S WHARF,
Italtlmorc," 51 1 .
s,We will nay strict attention to the salo of all
kinds of
nil y urouuee, aim renin me amouuis
6 34 ly !
promptly.
LOCHJIAS'S
Writing Iluitl !
millK FI.ITin Is warranted EOUAL to Arnoiji's
L and Is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, If It does not
prove eililieiy sLi-,ia,:i.wi y.
M- For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomdeld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Audita,
:n Market Street.
H031 J'lilladelphla.
yjOBINSON HOUBE,
(Formerly kept by Woodruff and Turbett,)
A'ew eiootnjleld, Terry County, ra,
AMOB ROBINSON, Proprietor.
Tl,l urxll known unit nleassntlv located hotel
has lieeu leased for a number of years by the pres
ent proprletor.anU He will spare no waiii:. lo aceoin
litiKlate his iiuestH. The looms are comfortahle,
the table well furnished with the best In the mar
ket, and the bar stocked with choice liquors. A
......ufiii n,l ui.ioilve ItoMtW will he in attendance.
A fix-d livery stable will be kept by the proprietor!
Apill O, lot I. v.
John Shaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Kume
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.;
Successors to
BIIAFFNKR, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealer In
Hosiery,
loves,
ICibboiiN,
KiispcmlorM,
THREADS, COMB S,
and every variety jof
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY G00DS.3
No. 36, North Fourt street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
In.porUis and Jobbers
Ot Staple and Fancy
D11Y- - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,) , ,
Philadelphia.
C4RAYRII.Ii.fc CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Caroet Chain.
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment ol
Wood nnd Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1869.
A. B.Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WnOLESALI Dealeks in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
no. 4, north fifth street,
FI1IIjAFX11IIA.
8231
W. A. ATWOOI). ISAAC W. ItANCK
ATW001), RANCK & CO.,
ComiiilKKloii Merliaiil,
AND
Wholesale Dealers iu all kinds of Tickled and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Geo. Wain.
O. V. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whlteman.
Hickman, Wain & Whtteman,
DKALEH8 IN
TobUCCO, Se((irS, 'C,
NOi m MAUK-ET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tf A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na,
vy, always on nana. I 61 u ui
LLOYD, SUrPLEE, k WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia,
H. It. TAYLOIt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and ArcbStieelT,
Philadelphia Ta
II
OAR, McCONKET & CO.,
Successors 10
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WUOLESALI
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
628 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a. ,
WHOLESALE -.vS, .
V GROCERS
January J, 1S0.
John Lucas & Co.,
Bole ana
, T1IE ojvxy
MANUFACTURERS
0 THK
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
i
Also, Pure
White Iad ami Color
MANUFA cturers,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth 8t.,
Philadelphia.
WRICHT fit SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AHD DEALERS IN
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
IMiiladelpli.ii, l'a.
A. FULL STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
UUSINES8, OF THE REST QUALITY,
AND AT VKItY J-OW l'llICES.
A Good location for business, enables us to oiler
Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. ' 3 8tf
D
AVID D. ELDER, & CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
S0WEK, POTTS & CO.,
RookKellcrs fe Slat loners,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND -
, . WALL-PAPERS,
' Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publisher of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Aril limetics. Also, Robert's History of
the United States, Feltou's uuttine Maps, sc.
15L VXK It OO It N
Alwavs on hand, and made to Order. 31t
A. Lt Kaub J. K. Fketmibu,
KAUB & FKYMIKE,
Imp-outers and Jobber of
C li i ii ix , Glans
. ' AND
QUEEN S W ARE,
801 and 803, Cherry 8t., between Arch & Race,
. PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
FacKagcs. lo. w. xy iu
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
lVlioIt'KnIe Ciroccrs,
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
I II I L A I K Ii I II I A .
no to
17. MORTIMER'Q
His Stock will be found the most complete
' In the county, and consists ol
Dhy noons
pl.OTHINO
VnilOl'EltlES "
. UQIIOK HIIS(H
0QADI.KKN H AUILWARK
Oitth.I.OW WAHK .Ve
"ITrAI.I rAl'JJlt
V TjuniaiHSHall styles
BOO I S dl fcllOKS
TTATSt fc C'Al'
xi-iTriirrn-tiooos
VrOTlONS die.
CLOTH
NAII.HA SPIKES
plKiK THL,H ArC
ill T)AINTH. OII.H
rnAIMINKAHI'ICK
iVTHON & KTKKl
IriA Htfl All K IIARDWAItR
VP N V KLOl'KS & I'APK ll
GOODS OP EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND SEE.
T ADIE8 AND CHILDREN will And
J i splendid assortment of shoes at tht oa
price store oj r. Mortimer.
lip
DAVY & HUNT,
Great Western Carriage and
Harness
BAZAAll,
1311, 1313,1318 & 1317 MARKET ST.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Falling and Slilftlnc top BurrIcs from SRO to$200.
tiermaiirown tMiuiin
g Seats) Irom 7U to 8150.
Kockaways (Leather Trimmed) from (HO to 8150.
I'cai oorns, io lop ihirkics, jagger aim uusi
n
ness Wamms from Kill to 812A,
Single Harness from Jlf to $75 per net.
Double Harness from $25 to SlJo per net.
Rlankets, Whips, Halttp, Sheets. AfRlmns and
everything appeitainliiR to the business at equal-
Ivlow prices, our motto Is "Cheaper than the
wl'ierr1'" Jlveu9ac"llbtro'el'';1'si"r
1). POUT UK ALE,
WITH
BARNES, BRO. & HEREON,
Wnolesalo Dealers in
TT rv CilDS. llll'H.
AND
H T It, A. V - G O O 1 H ,
No. 603 MARKET STREET,
6101y PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
IlntH, Caps, loin's,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 3j, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
0.18 el PHILADELPHIA.
W F. KOHLEK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Stra w - C ooiIm
153 NORTH THIRD BTREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps,
MARK.
Patented.
HI, ATCH LEY'S
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable. Efllclent, and
ArcaU-eadyi,iely kt'own and de-
serveuiy popular.
RECENT IJiroitTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Tumps stlll inore strongly to the
IilVOr OI Hie piionc UOII lou linun. tvan-.ia nil,.
plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price I.lst-
&c, upon application.
Al.iMjtlilX fj M. AllUilX
HORIZONTAL
ICK CREASE FltKEZER,
SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
to the Art. bena tor a uescripiiveiaiuioKuc.
F. MoKTiMKit. New llloomlleld, l'a., Is
Agent for these l'umps.
CIIAS. U. BLATCHLEY, Manf'r,
fiini Coniiiieree Street.
S I3tf l'hlladelphia, l'a.
nor A WC I HOT UNCI HQ f. ItlUC I
U"U"J I unuftll J I nniw i
.. .. . ..... o., , J r.1 I.
ror ll e rarior. noiioay n:iiooi uiiii i uui. u
,.ivo. 5 et of Heeiis iiiroiiL-hout : a stons. Only
. .C. ' .V. .?i,..r....t
iirne Horn ww 10 szuuo, aim oner mo niot uunai
inducements to ine uaiie, leacncis, imijni,
and othew, who will act as agents for the sale of
our instruments.
The J"""0 im" l'lUIlO,
7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrtinn scale, round
corners, carved Icki the li nest low-priced 1'iano
mautitaciurcu. I'uny warraniea.
Violin Siring.
Wn iiunort illreet, from Itnlv. (iermnnv and
France, me very enoieesi stniiKs inui bio nmue,
umi cn uinttwti-t. the trattp. it. lowest market prices.
k initio uct of fholen Vlciinor ( iultar Sirlims mail
ed free for SI. llaml lu ilrumenls. Sheet Music,
Music Hooks, and Jlluslcal Merciiauuise 01 every
description.
AVM. A. l'OND & CO.,
547 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
Branch Store, 30 Union Square. 3in
JNSU11E IN Til
MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
ov
NEW YORK.
F. 8. Winstob President.
The oldest and strongest Company In the United
States. Assets over H5,(A,000 In c.ili.
8. M. SHU ER. Agent.
Liverpool, Fa.
S44 ISt.
Dally Express and Freight Line
, BLTWEEN
BLOOMFIELD & NEWPORT!
iHEsubscrllier wishes to notify the eltltensot
liUMimUeld mid NewiHirt tliuL be Is riinntntf a
llv Line between these two Places. mid will haul
freight of any kind, or r romptly deliver packages
or messages entrusted t' his cure.
Orders may lileti for him at the stores of
F. Mortimer ti Co., New Bluoiiiueld, or Mllllguna
Musser, newpori, ra.
, J. 8. WIIITMOKE.
Bloomtleld, January 29, 1870.
JL TRADE
' The Btory Is told of Mr. Jones, who,
one evening in fly time having been pro
yokingly lashed in the faco, tied the tail
of the cow lie was milking very securely to
his boot strap. Everything went on
smoothly for a time, and Mr, Jones con
gratulated himself on the stratagem. Pres
fcntly, however, the cow took a notion to
lash a fly that was biting her. -Mr. Jones
chuckled when he felt the pull at his boot
strap ; but his chuckling was Boon cut
short, for " Bossie," finding she could not
touch her tormentor, suddenly started, and -
as Mr. Jones was not prepared for such a
demonstration, he was upset and the con
tents of the pail, distributed over his per
son. The cow stopped for a moment, but
in that time our hero had gained his feet,
an instant after he was seen with his hand
on the cow making the tour of the farm
... ,
yard with prodigious hops upon one foot.
At every hop ho would ejaculate, "So,
Boss," but "Boss" didn't "so" worth a
cent. At last the boot itftachmcnt gavo
way, and Mr. Jones returned, to the houso
a wiser if not a sadder man.
E2? When three Irishmen dug a ditch
which they were to rcceivo four dollars,
uiu u'uuuio was now 10 uiviue iour among
three, and havo it aqual. One of them re
trained qtiiot and the other two at last de
ferred to his judgment, as ho had been to
school, and know 'rithmotic to make tho'
division. Ho did it at once saying, "It's
aity enough! Shuro there's two for you
two, and two for ino too." "Bo gorra,"
said ono of his co-laborers, "what a great
thing it is to have learning 1" "And,"
said the other, as he pocketed his singlo
dollar, "and to know 'rithmctic too! It's
the likes of ns two'd never divido them.
four dollars aqually."
A Boston physician latoly called at
a house for the ptirposo of vaccinating a
young latly. After waiting until his pati
ence was almost exhausted for his patient
to appear, slio prcfontcd her right arm,
when tho following conversation ensued :
" I must havo your other 'arm, miss : wo
don't inoculuto the right arm," ' Oh dears'
was the reply. " Couldn't you do it on
this arm ? It has taken me twenty min
utes to wash it, and I am afraid it will take
an hour to wabh the other !"
tW " That's whore the boys fit for col
lege," said tho professor to Mrs. Parting-
ton, pointing to a school houso. "Did
they?" said tho old lady with animation.
Then, if they fit for the college before
they -went, they didn't fight afterward?"
" Yes," said ho, smiling and favoring tho
conceit, "but the fight was with tho head,
not with tho hands." "Buttod did they?"
said the old lady.
tW A lady on being told a friend wishetl
to sco her, desired her little daughter,
about eight years old, to say that she was
not in ; upon this.tlio friend boiug anxious
to have an interview, asked the child when
her mother would be likely to return. .Tho
thi"S very inoconlly said, calling up
stairs :
" Mamma, the lady wishes to know
when you will bo in ?"
f-Responses to prayers and sermons
1 . ... . .
may uo gouu ii nicy uuiuu jii i, uiu i"
nlnnA "Vf. nr. liAariivnr famn In a. raartnnHA
i i , -
to a minister in an African church. Ho
hnd come down from the pulpit to invite a
stranger to preach for him, but was un-
successful. "Brethren," said he, "I In
vited Brother S to preach, but ho
decliucs." "Thank God!" roared out a
man from the middle of the church.
Z3S A gentleman seated in the st alls of a
"'eauo who was amiuieu witu ruiiiui-Kuuiy
i. . i ji , i i I,,. i . .. , i . -
. nvnriin!lI.j ,n 5rll,r rnmnvks of
"" '
ntl,l,ini vnill. mm tr nniithoi-
a noigliboring young man to anotner,
rr,, a ,.e a,. x 1
1110 prupnuLui ui niu vain, iiuiicvi luiinu
i. i :j ,it. :..
increai suarpiy imu sun, it is uuo .ny
cars aro very largo indeed for a man, but
yours are vory small indeed for an ass."
ra- weKtcrn coronor's jury returned a
7. . ., . , ,
veruict umi, mo uucuuncu canio iu nm uuuu
from exposure : " What do you mean by
that!" asked tho relative of the dead man ;
" there are two bullet holes in tho skull."
"Just so," replied tho coroner, "he died
from exposure to bullets."
t"My son," said a fond papa who
was looking over tho lesson his boy had re
cited that day, "how did you manago
when your teacher told you to spell met
empsychosis?" -'O, father," said the boy,
"I just stood spellbound."
C5f"Doyou think it safe, my dear,"
said a husband to his wifo, " for me to take
off 11 annul when it looks like spring?"
"Perhaps so," replied the wifo, "but I
never, saw any flannel that looked like
spring."
tW" I'd rather not take a horn with you,
said the loafer to the mad bull, but tho bull
insisted on treating him to two, and the
loafer got quite high.
t JT The young lady singer, who thought
she could make her voice clearer by strain
ing it, made a great mistake.
t3T A sick man was told that nothing
would euro him but a quart of catnip tea,
"Then I roust die," said he, "for I don't
hold but a pint."
ffT "Do you go In for the Maine Liquor
Law?" "Why partly yes, and partly no.
I go in for liquor, 'but not for the law."