ljc tmcs, Nctti i Bloomftclir, )a." Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. rhiladelpliia Advertisements. HUMOROUS. No Person can take these Hitter accord ing to directions and remain lonfc unwell, provided ilicir bones are not destroyed bv mineral poison or oilier means, nd Hie vital organs wasted beyond the point Dy!ei! or Indlfrention. Headache, Vain In the Shoulders, Coughs, TiRlitnem of the Cliesl, liness, Smir Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste in the Month, Hiliou Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Limits, l'ain in Hie region! of the Kiitnevs, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a Letter guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Femnle Complntiita, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display to decided an inllueuce tliat a marked improvement is soou percep- " For Inflnmnmtory and Clironlo Rhen nistlniii and (Sout, Bilious, Remittent and lnter mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Ulood, Liver, Kidneys and ljladdcr, these Hitters have no equal. Such Dis eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. They nre n Uentle Purgative as well a a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or inflam mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in bilious Diseases. . ,. For Skin Dlmnsrl, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-1 lead, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorationsof the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of w hatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters Grateful Thousands proclaim vinegar Bit tbrs the. most wonderful luvigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. . . y WALKER, Prop'r. It. H. McIMN ALD fe CO., Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal., and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts.. New York. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. INSUJUJ IN THE Powy County Mutual Benefit Association, NEW BLOOMFIELDPERRY CO., PA. Chartered by the LcyMnture March 9, 1S72. J rrUfK IIKAI 'KSTAXI) SAFEST LIFE J. INSUI J HA NCK ever oll'cred to the neoole. ll Is a Mill n.tl enterprise fur the protection of Willows and Orphans In the county. Members pay K1VK lOLI.,Alls for a ccrtlllcate of membership, ami iitiiiual duos on nccs between 20 and S5. $1.00; between 35 and .So, Sl.oO; between 60 audtio, 2.(Klt for the term ot three years, com inenclmr Jaiiiiarv. lKTSi and the sum ot HI. 10 on the death of a member. The membership not to exceed one thousand. A member dying, to re ceive as many dollars as there are payiiiK certifi cate iiomcrs. i nis pian is aitiipieii in orucr mar, nelsons who have been excluded from tienetils ill other Life Insurance Companies by reason of their exH'iisive Like-Hates may obtain some benellt on a small Investment, It commends itself to the public for the reason that It prevents (he country iroiii neiug tiraincu ot our money ny loreigu com panies. CIIAS. L. MURRAY, Prcahlent. CONRAD ROTH. Treasurer. JOHN I!. SHCLKIi, Secretary. IIOHKHT N. WILLIS. WILLIAM McKEK. Hsn- ral Agents, t; i.) LOOK OUT ! T would respectively inform my friends that I In- X tend calling upon tliein Willi a supply ot goods of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of CASSIMERS, CASSINETS, FLANNELS, (I'laln and bar'd) CAltPKTK, &., to exchange for wool or sell for cash. J. M. lilXLKlt. Centhe Woolen Factoky. 6,17,4m, K (1 K T A II I: E , PLANTH AND WlilCIiW I GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.) TEACH, APFLE, FEAR, FRUIT TBEF.H. &., Cireon I Ion wo Hio-U, FOR THE SFRINO OF 1872. A large variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable muck oiiereu ai iair prices. Seeds and plants, by man. Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows: No. 1. Vegetable 1'lauts and Heeds, Flower Sec. Is. fie. No. 2. (Ireen House, Iledding and Flowering j laiiis, uriiamciivat i rees, riu nos, jtosc, e. No. 3. Cirape Vines. Fruit Trees, Hmall Fruits, sc.,&c. ur.ti. r. nw:i'Aiu.A.-u, Riverside Nurseries. ltf Hariisbuig, Pa. i. if. oibvin. 1. II. OIHVIN J. . M. OIUVIN Ai SOX, GommiHMloii iSIei'fluintH, No. 8, SPEAR'S WHARF, Italtlmorc," 51 1 . s,We will nay strict attention to the salo of all kinds of nil y urouuee, aim renin me amouuis 6 34 ly ! promptly. LOCHJIAS'S Writing Iluitl ! millK FI.ITin Is warranted EOUAL to Arnoiji's L and Is sold at much less price. The money will be refunded to those buying it, If It does not prove eililieiy sLi-,ia,:i.wi y. M- For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomdeld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Audita, :n Market Street. H031 J'lilladelphla. yjOBINSON HOUBE, (Formerly kept by Woodruff and Turbett,) A'ew eiootnjleld, Terry County, ra, AMOB ROBINSON, Proprietor. Tl,l urxll known unit nleassntlv located hotel has lieeu leased for a number of years by the pres ent proprletor.anU He will spare no waiii:. lo aceoin litiKlate his iiuestH. The looms are comfortahle, the table well furnished with the best In the mar ket, and the bar stocked with choice liquors. A ......ufiii n,l ui.ioilve ItoMtW will he in attendance. A fix-d livery stable will be kept by the proprietor! Apill O, lot I. v. John Shaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Kume SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.; Successors to BIIAFFNKR, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealer In Hosiery, loves, ICibboiiN, KiispcmlorM, THREADS, COMB S, and every variety jof TRIMMINGS AND FANCY G00DS.3 No. 36, North Fourt street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & CO., In.porUis and Jobbers Ot Staple and Fancy D11Y- - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) , , Philadelphia. C4RAYRII.Ii.fc CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Caroet Chain. Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment ol Wood nnd Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1869. A. B.Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WnOLESALI Dealeks in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, no. 4, north fifth street, FI1IIjAFX11IIA. 8231 W. A. ATWOOI). ISAAC W. ItANCK ATW001), RANCK & CO., ComiiilKKloii Merliaiil, AND Wholesale Dealers iu all kinds of Tickled and Salt No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Geo. Wain. O. V. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whlteman. Hickman, Wain & Whtteman, DKALEH8 IN TobUCCO, Se((irS, 'C, NOi m MAUK-ET STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA. tf A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na, vy, always on nana. I 61 u ui LLOYD, SUrPLEE, k WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, H. It. TAYLOIt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and ArcbStieelT, Philadelphia Ta II OAR, McCONKET & CO., Successors 10 WM. W. PAUL & CO., WUOLESALI BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 628 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. , WHOLESALE -.vS, . V GROCERS January J, 1S0. John Lucas & Co., Bole ana , T1IE ojvxy MANUFACTURERS 0 THK IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, i Also, Pure White Iad ami Color MANUFA cturers, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth 8t., Philadelphia. WRICHT fit SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AHD DEALERS IN 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, IMiiladelpli.ii, l'a. A. FULL STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE UUSINES8, OF THE REST QUALITY, AND AT VKItY J-OW l'llICES. A Good location for business, enables us to oiler Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. ' 3 8tf D AVID D. ELDER, & CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. S0WEK, POTTS & CO., RookKellcrs fe Slat loners, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND - , . WALL-PAPERS, ' Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publisher of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Aril limetics. Also, Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's uuttine Maps, sc. 15L VXK It OO It N Alwavs on hand, and made to Order. 31t A. Lt Kaub J. K. Fketmibu, KAUB & FKYMIKE, Imp-outers and Jobber of C li i ii ix , Glans . ' AND QUEEN S W ARE, 801 and 803, Cherry 8t., between Arch & Race, . PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted FacKagcs. lo. w. xy iu PATTERSON & NEWLIN, lVlioIt'KnIe Ciroccrs, No. 120 ARCH STREET, I II I L A I K Ii I II I A . no to 17. MORTIMER'Q His Stock will be found the most complete ' In the county, and consists ol Dhy noons pl.OTHINO VnilOl'EltlES " . UQIIOK HIIS(H 0QADI.KKN H AUILWARK Oitth.I.OW WAHK .Ve "ITrAI.I rAl'JJlt V TjuniaiHSHall styles BOO I S dl fcllOKS TTATSt fc C'Al' xi-iTriirrn-tiooos VrOTlONS die. CLOTH NAII.HA SPIKES plKiK THL,H ArC ill T)AINTH. OII.H rnAIMINKAHI'ICK iVTHON & KTKKl IriA Htfl All K IIARDWAItR VP N V KLOl'KS & I'APK ll GOODS OP EVERY STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. T ADIE8 AND CHILDREN will And J i splendid assortment of shoes at tht oa price store oj r. Mortimer. lip DAVY & HUNT, Great Western Carriage and Harness BAZAAll, 1311, 1313,1318 & 1317 MARKET ST. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Falling and Slilftlnc top BurrIcs from SRO to$200. tiermaiirown tMiuiin g Seats) Irom 7U to 8150. Kockaways (Leather Trimmed) from (HO to 8150. I'cai oorns, io lop ihirkics, jagger aim uusi n ness Wamms from Kill to 812A, Single Harness from Jlf to $75 per net. Double Harness from $25 to SlJo per net. Rlankets, Whips, Halttp, Sheets. AfRlmns and everything appeitainliiR to the business at equal- Ivlow prices, our motto Is "Cheaper than the wl'ierr1'" Jlveu9ac"llbtro'el'';1'si"r 1). POUT UK ALE, WITH BARNES, BRO. & HEREON, Wnolesalo Dealers in TT rv CilDS. llll'H. AND H T It, A. V - G O O 1 H , No. 603 MARKET STREET, 6101y PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In IlntH, Caps, loin's, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. 3j, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) 0.18 el PHILADELPHIA. W F. KOHLEK, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AND Stra w - C ooiIm 153 NORTH THIRD BTREET, 8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps, MARK. Patented. HI, ATCH LEY'S Cucumber Wood Pumps, Tasteless, Durable. Efllclent, and ArcaU-eadyi,iely kt'own and de- serveuiy popular. RECENT IJiroitTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Tumps stlll inore strongly to the IilVOr OI Hie piionc UOII lou linun. tvan-.ia nil,. plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price I.lst- &c, upon application. Al.iMjtlilX fj M. AllUilX HORIZONTAL ICK CREASE FltKEZER, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art. bena tor a uescripiiveiaiuioKuc. F. MoKTiMKit. New llloomlleld, l'a., Is Agent for these l'umps. CIIAS. U. BLATCHLEY, Manf'r, fiini Coniiiieree Street. S I3tf l'hlladelphia, l'a. nor A WC I HOT UNCI HQ f. ItlUC I U"U"J I unuftll J I nniw i .. .. . ..... o., , J r.1 I. ror ll e rarior. noiioay n:iiooi uiiii i uui. u ,.ivo. 5 et of Heeiis iiiroiiL-hout : a stons. Only . .C. ' .V. .?i,..r....t iirne Horn ww 10 szuuo, aim oner mo niot uunai inducements to ine uaiie, leacncis, imijni, and othew, who will act as agents for the sale of our instruments. The J"""0 im" l'lUIlO, 7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrtinn scale, round corners, carved Icki the li nest low-priced 1'iano mautitaciurcu. I'uny warraniea. Violin Siring. Wn iiunort illreet, from Itnlv. (iermnnv and France, me very enoieesi stniiKs inui bio nmue, umi cn uinttwti-t. the trattp. it. lowest market prices. k initio uct of fholen Vlciinor ( iultar Sirlims mail ed free for SI. llaml lu ilrumenls. Sheet Music, Music Hooks, and Jlluslcal Merciiauuise 01 every description. AVM. A. l'OND & CO., 547 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Branch Store, 30 Union Square. 3in JNSU11E IN Til MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY ov NEW YORK. F. 8. Winstob President. The oldest and strongest Company In the United States. Assets over H5,(A,000 In c.ili. 8. M. SHU ER. Agent. Liverpool, Fa. S44 ISt. Dally Express and Freight Line , BLTWEEN BLOOMFIELD & NEWPORT! iHEsubscrllier wishes to notify the eltltensot liUMimUeld mid NewiHirt tliuL be Is riinntntf a llv Line between these two Places. mid will haul freight of any kind, or r romptly deliver packages or messages entrusted t' his cure. Orders may lileti for him at the stores of F. Mortimer ti Co., New Bluoiiiueld, or Mllllguna Musser, newpori, ra. , J. 8. WIIITMOKE. Bloomtleld, January 29, 1870. JL TRADE ' The Btory Is told of Mr. Jones, who, one evening in fly time having been pro yokingly lashed in the faco, tied the tail of the cow lie was milking very securely to his boot strap. Everything went on smoothly for a time, and Mr, Jones con gratulated himself on the stratagem. Pres fcntly, however, the cow took a notion to lash a fly that was biting her. -Mr. Jones chuckled when he felt the pull at his boot strap ; but his chuckling was Boon cut short, for " Bossie," finding she could not touch her tormentor, suddenly started, and - as Mr. Jones was not prepared for such a demonstration, he was upset and the con tents of the pail, distributed over his per son. The cow stopped for a moment, but in that time our hero had gained his feet, an instant after he was seen with his hand on the cow making the tour of the farm ... , yard with prodigious hops upon one foot. At every hop ho would ejaculate, "So, Boss," but "Boss" didn't "so" worth a cent. At last the boot itftachmcnt gavo way, and Mr. Jones returned, to the houso a wiser if not a sadder man. E2? When three Irishmen dug a ditch which they were to rcceivo four dollars, uiu u'uuuio was now 10 uiviue iour among three, and havo it aqual. One of them re trained qtiiot and the other two at last de ferred to his judgment, as ho had been to school, and know 'rithmotic to make tho' division. Ho did it at once saying, "It's aity enough! Shuro there's two for you two, and two for ino too." "Bo gorra," said ono of his co-laborers, "what a great thing it is to have learning 1" "And," said the other, as he pocketed his singlo dollar, "and to know 'rithmctic too! It's the likes of ns two'd never divido them. four dollars aqually." A Boston physician latoly called at a house for the ptirposo of vaccinating a young latly. After waiting until his pati ence was almost exhausted for his patient to appear, slio prcfontcd her right arm, when tho following conversation ensued : " I must havo your other 'arm, miss : wo don't inoculuto the right arm," ' Oh dears' was the reply. " Couldn't you do it on this arm ? It has taken me twenty min utes to wash it, and I am afraid it will take an hour to wabh the other !" tW " That's whore the boys fit for col lege," said tho professor to Mrs. Parting- ton, pointing to a school houso. "Did they?" said tho old lady with animation. Then, if they fit for the college before they -went, they didn't fight afterward?" " Yes," said ho, smiling and favoring tho conceit, "but the fight was with tho head, not with tho hands." "Buttod did they?" said the old lady. tW A lady on being told a friend wishetl to sco her, desired her little daughter, about eight years old, to say that she was not in ; upon this.tlio friend boiug anxious to have an interview, asked the child when her mother would be likely to return. .Tho thi"S very inoconlly said, calling up stairs : " Mamma, the lady wishes to know when you will bo in ?" f-Responses to prayers and sermons 1 . ... . . may uo gouu ii nicy uuiuu jii i, uiu i" nlnnA "Vf. nr. liAariivnr famn In a. raartnnHA i i , - to a minister in an African church. Ho hnd come down from the pulpit to invite a stranger to preach for him, but was un- successful. "Brethren," said he, "I In vited Brother S to preach, but ho decliucs." "Thank God!" roared out a man from the middle of the church. Z3S A gentleman seated in the st alls of a "'eauo who was amiuieu witu ruiiiui-Kuuiy i. . i ji , i i I,,. i . .. , i . - . nvnriin!lI.j ,n 5rll,r rnmnvks of "" ' ntl,l,ini vnill. mm tr nniithoi- a noigliboring young man to anotner, rr,, a ,.e a,. x 1 1110 prupnuLui ui niu vain, iiuiicvi luiinu i. i :j ,it. :.. increai suarpiy imu sun, it is uuo .ny cars aro very largo indeed for a man, but yours are vory small indeed for an ass." ra- weKtcrn coronor's jury returned a 7. . ., . , , veruict umi, mo uucuuncu canio iu nm uuuu from exposure : " What do you mean by that!" asked tho relative of the dead man ; " there are two bullet holes in tho skull." "Just so," replied tho coroner, "he died from exposure to bullets." t"My son," said a fond papa who was looking over tho lesson his boy had re cited that day, "how did you manago when your teacher told you to spell met empsychosis?" -'O, father," said the boy, "I just stood spellbound." C5f"Doyou think it safe, my dear," said a husband to his wifo, " for me to take off 11 annul when it looks like spring?" "Perhaps so," replied the wifo, "but I never, saw any flannel that looked like spring." tW" I'd rather not take a horn with you, said the loafer to the mad bull, but tho bull insisted on treating him to two, and the loafer got quite high. t JT The young lady singer, who thought she could make her voice clearer by strain ing it, made a great mistake. t3T A sick man was told that nothing would euro him but a quart of catnip tea, "Then I roust die," said he, "for I don't hold but a pint." ffT "Do you go In for the Maine Liquor Law?" "Why partly yes, and partly no. I go in for liquor, 'but not for the law."