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and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally due op and carried out of the system iu a
short time by the use of these Bitters
Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinegar Bit
Tsts the most wonderful lnvigorant that ever sustained
the sinking system.
I WALKER, Prop'r. H. II. McDOWAIjD 4l CO.,
jjruggists ana .., Agfa, nan rrancisco, cat.,
aud cur. of Washington and Charlton Sts , New York.
SOLD BY ALL DKUGG1ST8 AND DEALERS,
EUIIADLE
GRAPE VINES, (80 Varieties)
PEACH, APPLE, FEAR, FRUIT TREES, &e.
Greon 1 1 on wo Htoclc, Ace.,
FOR THE SI'RINC'OF 1872.
A large variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable
HliK'k offered at fair prices. Seeds and plants, by
mail.
circular mailed, nrenald as follows:
No. 1. Vegetable Plants and Seeds, Flower
Heeds. &o.
No. 2. Oreen Hons. Bedding and Flowering
rlants, ornamental i rees, nnruDS, noses, c
No. 3. Urupe Vines. Fruit Trees, Small Fruits,
sc., sc. uui. r, mi'uni.A hjj,
Riverside Nurseries,
( 18tf Jlurrtuburg, Fa.
t. U. blRTlM. (
i. h. siavta
J.
m. giuvin a
CommlMMlon Meroliniitu,
No. 8, SPEAR'S WHARF,
BlMtlmore, Sid.
We will nav strict attention to the sale of all
kinds of country produce, and remit amounta
promptly, i es 17
John Shaffner, Jr. ' E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Rum
SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
BHAFFNER, ZIEGLER A CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
CiSlOVCM,
Ribbons,
ftiispen tiers,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AMD
FANCY GOODS.S
No. 36, North Four: Street,
rlllLADELriHA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Iir.porleis aad Jobber
Of Btsple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o.,
Nos. 105 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
ItATItIM. & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment ot
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18(9.
A. B.Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glclm
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealbhb in
Tobacco Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
82810
PATTERSON c NEVVLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AMD
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
W The sale of Errs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a siieclaltv. 31
r nease sena ior a circular, la
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whlteinan.
Hickman, Wain & Whiteman,
DIALERS IM
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, l'A
f A full Stock of the Celebrated MONITOR Na-
vt, always on hand. 32 u 10
LLOYD, SUPrLEE, k TV ALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
S. It. TAYLOR,
WITH
WAINWRIGJIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch StreetT,
Philadelphia Fa
II
OAR, McCONKET CO.,
(successors 10
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WHOLBSAXI
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
628 Market Bt. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
Jaaaary ), 1869.
John Lucas & Co.,
. -Jl U
Sole ana
I'll nvr v''
MANUFACTURERS',
or THB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
. AHD :
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS, .
Nos, HI and 143 North Fourth St., v
Philadelphia.
WRICHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DBALERB IN
Patent 3toliines
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A. FULL STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VERY LOW PRICES
A Good location for business, enables us to oiler
Inducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial. 3 8tf
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
(successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AN1
WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Booksellers) & Stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Rriuiks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of
the United states, tenon b uuiune Maps, iu.
BLANK BOOKS
"Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit
A. L. Kiub
J. E. Fritmiri,
UA1IU A FHY3IIRE,
Importers add Jobbbhbof
China, 0-l.ss
AND
QUEENSWAHE,
801 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. l- v. ij iv
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Raxck
ATW00D, BANCK & CO.,
C'oiiiiuImsIoh inerehautN,
AMD
Whoresale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
G
O TO
MORTIMER' Q
OR BARGAIN 0
Ilia Stock will be found the most complete
in tue county, ana consists or
Dhy ooom
p LOTH 1 NO
Vn HOC KH I EH
UTqiiok findixoh
ooadi.krh h akdwaiir
Ovrn l. low wa it e e
WlJAM, PAl'rit
' WpllUHHKSall st'
vies .
'booth di siiorrf
ATTATS TAl'H
HTHITK-fJOODH
XfOTlONS Me,
XU CLOTIf
JxTAILHHPfKK
i'tUHiK TOOLS ArC
PAINTH, OILS
DAIHINHdkHP
iVTHON HTKKL
AnAHRTAflK H AHllWARR
GOODS OP EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
AIL AND SEE.
jrw
DAVY & HUNT,
Great Western Carriage and
Harness' "
311, 1313,1310 l 1317 MARKET ST.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Falling and Mlilftlng top BngKlcs from 880 to t20a
(iurinantown (.Shifting s'iila) from 870 to 1150.
Kockawas (I Anther Trimmed) from (HO to 1150.
Dearborns. No Ton Hueuies. JaffKer and Busi
ness Wagons from 50 to 8126.
rtinuie. iiarness irom jioio nnperser.
Double llarncss from 825 to SI'S per set.
Blankets. Whips. Halters. Sheets. Afirhansand
everytlilnK appertain ing to the business at equal
ly low pikes. Our motto la "Cheaper than the
Cheapest." (live us a call before purchasing else
where. 33 6m
I). 1'OltT HEALE,
WITH
BARNES, BRO. & IIERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In
IXjvtts, C'i)s, XT'iirs,
AND
STltA.W-GOOXS,
No. 503 MARKET STREET,
10ly PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholcsalo Dealers in
Ilxitw, Caps, Furs,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 35, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
G.18cl PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. KOIILEK,
JOBBER IN ,
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stra av - O- o o tl h
158 NORTH TniRD STREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps:
TRADE
Kl MARK
BLATCIILEY'S
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable. Kfllclent, and
ciiKAr i
Are already widely known and de.
in siiii i serveuiy popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Pnmus stlll'more strongly to the
favor oi me puouc anil me iraoe. uhuhts hii-
nlied with full deserlutlve tatalouues, rrive i-ist
a.c, upou appncaiiou .
TIXOLET'S PATENT
HORIZONTAL
k i; iti: AM FIIEEZER,
SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, HAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
to me An. ctena ior a uesunpuve catalogue.
n- K. Moktimkr. New Bloomlleld. Pa., is
Agent ior inese rumps.
CHA8. G. BLATCHLKY, Mnnt'r,
600 Commerce Htreet,
513tt Philadelphia, Pa.
ORGANS! ORGANS I ORGANS
For the Parlor. Rundav School and Church.
Octaves: 2 sets of Reeds throughout: 6 stops. Only
$i:4D. l lie uesi ifrtfan in tne worm ior me worm
forthe money. We can supply Oruans rauglngln
price from SiS to fcWOu, and offer the most liberal
and others, who will act as agents for the sale of
our insiiuinents.
The ' Parlor (Jem" Pfuno
7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung scale, round
corners, earveu legs j ine nnesi low-priceu l lano
manuiuciurea. r uuy warruuiea.
Tlolin Ntrliit8.
We Import direct from Italy, Germany and
nance, ine very cnoicerc sinna tnai are maue,
and can support the trade It lowest market prices.
Bumple set of choice Violin or OulturStrlUKsinail
ed free for fl. Band Instruments, Hheet Muslo,
music hooks, ana Musical Merchandise oi ever
description.
WM, A. POND A CO.,
047 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
Branoh Store. 39 Union Square. Sm
"Silver Tongue"
ORGANS,
Manufactured by
E. P. NEEDHAM & SON,
143, 145 & 147 East 23rd Bt., New York,
ESTABLISHED IN 1S40.
Responsible parties applying for agencies In
sections Ht (11 unsuiiiilied will receive nromut atten
tion and liberal inducements. Parties residing at
a distance from our authorized agents may order
from our factory. - Send for illustrated price
list.
Town Lot for Sale.
r OCATED In Ickesburir. on West St. oonosll
Ij the Reformed ehuruh. The Improvements
ire
A LAROB DOUBI.B FRAME HOU8B
AMU t HAM.Ul BlABJjUi.
For particulars call or address.
J. W. RICK,
lckesburg Perry Co. , I'a
August 1, 1872.
TRADE ff
I lit 1 v..
. 1
Motto for bigamists. Marry in
baste and repeat at pleasure.
tW" I paws for a reply," at tbe hungry
dog said when 1 scratching at the door
for a bone.
EST "The thing's up with hiin," as
the country boy said of the man in the bal
loon. tW The recent marriage of a Mr. Day
with a Miss Field presents this singular
anomaly, that although he pained the Held
sho won the day.
t3$ A gentleman, coming into the room
of Dr. Barton told him that Mr. Vowel was
dead. "What," said he, "Vowel dead
Let us be thankful it was neither u nor i.
IISTA physician,in handing his bill to the
executor of the estate of a deceased patient,
asked. " Do you winh to have a bill sworn
to?" "No, no," replied the executor,
the death of the decedent is sufficient ev
idence that you attended him profesionally.'
la?" The following announcement ap
peared recently in an English paper : " St.
James' Church On Sunday next after
noon Bervice will commence at half-past
three, and continue until further notice."
Long service, that.
It rntlier hit the nail on the head
when a lady, on being asked what she
thought was the meaning of the words,
"the pestilence that wnlketh in darkness,"
answered that, in her opinion, it was bed
bugs." Z3T A Frenchman, who was exhibiting
some relics and other curiosities, produced
among other things, a sword, which he as
sured his visitors was the "Bword Balaam
had." A spectator remarked that Balaam
had no sword, but only wished for one.
" Ver well, dis is de one ho wished for."
3F " Was Sir. Brown a very popular
man when he lived in your town?" inquir
ed a busy-body of his friend. "I should
think he was,", replied the gentleman, " as
many persons enacavored to prevent his
leaving ; and several of them, including
the sheriff's deputy, followed him for some
distance."
ESP" A Kilkenny sentry challenged an
intruder on the encampment during the
recent English manoeuvres.
" Who are you?" said Pat.
" I'm the officer of the day," was the re
ply.
Then by all the powers what are you
doing here at night at all, at all?" imme
diately asked Tat.
tW A ton-year-old, boasting to a school
mate of his father's accomplishments, put
it thus : Jly father can do almost any
thing. lie's a notary public, and he's a
'pothecary, and can pull teeth, and he's a
horse doctor, and ho can mend wagons and
things, and he can play the fiddle, and he's
a jackass at all trades."
t5T" A rough North Carolinian, going
West with his dozen children and two
dozen dogs recently, got on board a steam
er at Kentucky landing, and his first ques
tion was, " How much will you charge,
Cap'n, to take us to Bt. Louis?" "Will
you go on deck or in the cabin?" " Wal,
Cap'n, I've lived in a cabin all my life, and
I 'spose tho-cabin'll be good enough for
me now."
t3T"The Bishop of Wurtzburg once asked
a sprightly little shepherd boy:
" What are you doing here, my lad ?"
"Tending swine."
" How much do you get ?" '
"I also am a shepherd," continued tho
bishop, "but I have a much better salary."
"That may all be, but then I suppose
you have more swine under your care,"
innocently replied tho boy.
tW A few days ago the inhabitants of a
country town in England were filled with
conjecture at the following sign, painted in
large capitals on the front of a house re
cently fitted up and repaired : " Mrs.
Brown, dealer in all sorts of laidies." All
was codslornation. Inquiry was instantly
set on foot as to who this Mrs.Brown might
be, but no one could tell. She was a
stranger iu the town. The second week
after the inystory was unraveled. The
house painter returned to finish his work,
and concluded by adding, " and gentle
men's wearing apparel."
tW At the last school exhibition of a
town in Maine the following essay 'received
tho prize :
On the turklo. This animal is found
most always in the water and then he
comes on dry land. The turkle cannot fly.
If he was the right kind of a bird he could
fly. The turkle has four paws and a mouth
like the American eagle, which makes the
British lion and the uniform tremble. The
turklo has a shell, and sometimes folks put
fire on it, and the turkle crawls out. When
the turkle crawls out of his shell he is very
wet and sticky. There are two kinds of
turkles,the mudturkles and the other kind.
Wo didn't have any other kind in our pond.
French and Irish people eat turkle and
frogs, but I shouldn't like to, I caught a
turkle once, but it did not do me any good,
for I swopped it off for a jack-knife. 1
don't kuow much about turkles. But I
am for Grant, because my pap expects to
get an office. John Jrwbuebrt.