Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. n u u o n o u s . Vinegar flitter ro tint vita Fancy Drink, nutto of Poor Rum, Wlmkey. Proof Spirit and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spiced, and sweetened tn pteaM the taste, called ' Tonics," M Appetiiers,' ' Restorers,1 Ac, that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but .ire a trite Medicine, made from the native roots and herbs of California, free from at) Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the Great Blood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the System, carrying olT nil poisonous matter and restoring the blood to n healihv condition, enriching it, refreshing and invigorating both mind and body. I'hey are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their results, safe and reliable in all forms of disease. Nn Person can talc these Hitter accord tng to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and h vital organs wasted beyond the point Of repair. Dyspepalft or Ititllfrcitloii. Headache, Pain tn the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Du llness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste in the Mouth, Hilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the I.nns, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptom, are the offsprings of Dy&pepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a belter guar- , antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Femiile Coinplnlitt- in young or old, married or in;1e, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Flitters display so decided an m flnence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. For liiflnmmniory and Clirotilo It ben mot 1r in and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Hiliou, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, lJiseaet of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated lllood, wlrcli is generally produced by derange ment of tins Digestive Organ. Ttiovure a Uenftto Pnrffitf Ive an well a a Ton to, possessing also the pectilhr merit of acting as a powerful ntjfnt in rlievins Congestion or Inflam mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in lit lions Diseases. For Mi In I)lener, Eruptions. Tetter, Salt Rheum, ISIotches, St vols, Pimples, Pustules, Hoi Is, Car buncles, King-worms. Scald-Head, Sore Kyes, Ery ainela. Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration! of the Skin, Humora and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Hitters. 0e bottle in such cases will cuuviuce the most incredulous of their curative effects. Cleunuo Hie Vitiated) Rio oil whenever you find its impurities bursting through thettkin in Pimples, Eruptions, fir Sores; cleanse it when ynti find it ob structed and sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it when it ia foul ; your feel in i will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Orateful llionsnntla proclaim VinitoaM Bit ters the mont wonderful Invigorant that ever auslaiucd the sinking system. Pin, Tope, and other Wormi. lurking in the system of bo many thousands, are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist: Th;rci-t scarcely an individual ti)oii the face of the earth whone btdy i exempt from the presence of worms. It is not iip't the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deK)sits that breed these living monsters of disease. No syatem of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin tics, will free the system from worms like these Hit ters. Mectinnlral Dleenaee. Persons engaged in Paints and Mmera!t such as Plumber, Tyie-setters, ijold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in l:fe, will be subject to paralysis of the I towels. Tn guard against this take a cluac of Wa t.K kr's Vinigar Uittrrs odco or twice a week, as a Preventive. lllllont Remittent, and Intermittent Fcvors, which are an prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Glut, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Uratot, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile. S avaimah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ties, tlirouhoui our entire couutry during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal vjscera. There are always more or leu obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulation. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence uin these various organs, is essentially necessary. There ia no cathartic for the purpose equal to Dir. J. Walkin's Vinegar liiTTitas as they will speedily remove the dark colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy funcUoua of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or Kins;' Bvfl, White Swellings, Ulcers, Eryeijelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eves, etc., etc. In these, as tn all other constitutional Dis eases, Wai.kkh's Vinkgar Uittrrs have shown their great curative powers in the most obstinate and iu tract abh case. Dr. Wnlker'a California Vinegar Illtlers act on all these caes in a similar manner. Hy purifying the 1 Stood they remove the cause, and hy resolving away the e fee is of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) Mhe affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The properties of Da. Waikrv's Vinegar Bitters are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, CountcMrri v tant. Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Do. Walkkk's Vinkgar Hitters are the best safe guard in alt cases of eruptions and malignant fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Their Counter Irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Aiiti-Hiiioiis proper ties stimulate the liver, in the secre tion of bile, and its discharges through the biliary ducts, and ute supeiior to all remedial agents, for the cure of Uibon Fever, Fever and Ague, etc. Fortify the body aalnet dtfteaee bv puri fying all its fluids with Vinkgar Mitthhs. No epi demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, the bowels, the k'dneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great invig orant. 1 Direction. Take of the Hitters on gninc to bed at niht froui a half in one and one-half wine-glaksfulL Eat good nourishing food, such as beefsteak, mutton chop, venison, roat beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget able ingredients, and contain no spirit. J. WALKER. Prop'r. II II McDONALD&CO., Druggists and Gen, Agts., San Francisco, Cal.. and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sis., New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGIST AND DEALERS. EOiSTABLK PLANTS -AJV1 HISICOS! GKAPJS VINES, (30 Varieties.) TEACH, APPLE, TEAR, FEUIT Tit EES, &c, Green Houise KtooU, Sco.t FOU THE SPRING OK J872. A lrtA vnrletv of choleA nnri Pet-fperlv Mplliihln stock offered at lair prices, beeds and plants, by man. j !l rcnlar mailed . prepaid as f ollows i No. 1. VeKetublu . Plants auil Beods, Flower aWda. Ike. Nit. 2. Oreen Home, Redding and Flowering nanis, urnaineni.ii irw, nnruu. noses, ka. No. 3. iirape VIiirh. Kriilt TrM, Hinall Fruits, o,,se. uw, r. mi-r abi.abii, ltlverslde Nurseries, 18tf ilarilrtburg, Fa. rnnn A (tents wanted to sell the beautiful Photo. OWKi naiili M.irrlaiie cortlllcales and Ptiuto- irapb family Heeordo. For terms wild slsinu to .iKKa uao., Fuuusnera, or, ra. . oasil. LL KIND OF JOH PRINTING H.adT.siHMUdat tn DloomBe d Times i u unci. BARCROFT & CO., loiyorleis and Jdbbcra Ol Staple and Fancy DRY. - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blarikels, . Linens, Whito GooJh, Hosiery, &c.( No. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. GIIAYIIILK. A CO., Wholesale Dealers I u Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, " Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Tn. January 1, 189. A. B. Cunningham. J. H.Lewars. J.S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wbolesali Dialxrs ih 1 Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 32310 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale CSrocers, AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS . No. 120 AUCH STREET. Philadelphia. a- The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool assiduity. 31 M l'lease send for a Circular. 48 WM, H. KENNEDY, r , WITH G. W. Hickman. ' Geo. Wain. A. L. Whiteman. Hickman, Wain & Wliiteman, " DEALE11S IN '"' ." ' ' ' Tobacco, SegarSy &c, No. 222 MARKET STREET, . 1'IItLAUELPIIIA, rA, fW A full Stock of the Celebrated Mo.nitok Na vr, always on hand. 4 32 tf lo John Bhaltuer, jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Rume SHAFFNEB, ZIEGLElt & CO., Successors to SHAFFNER, SIEGLER & CO., Importer and Dealers In Hosiery, . . fS loves, . . KlhbouM, . Su.peiider4, T II R E A D S , C O Al Ji 8 , and every variety of TRIMMINGS - "fancy G00DS.E No. 96, North Fourt Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTOIf, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 62S Market Btreet, Philadelphia. K. It. TAYI.Olt, , . wiTn WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch StreetT, Philadelphia Ta II OAR, McCONKET & CO., (successors to WM. W. PAUL & CO., WDOLBSALB ' BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 1 033 Market St. and 014 Commerce Btreet, Philadelphia, . Fenn'a, WHOLESALE 'CS, u 4 r GROCERS Jaaaary I, 1869 John Lucas & Co., . bole and 3M. TUB ONLY MANUFACTURERS OF THB IMPERIAL FRENCH, , AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. WRICHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALERS IN IPatent jMetlioiiies 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A. FULL STOCK , OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VERY LOW VRICE8. A Good location for business, enables us to oiler Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. , S8tf AVID D. ELDER & CO., successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, . b(ank book manufacturers, i , . : And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS , a!U . , ' WALL PAPER, ' No. 430 Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. , SOWER, POTTS Si CO.,' Booksellers & Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN ' AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. flu Publishers of Sanders New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United Status, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. SH A. L. Kaub J. E. Fbetmikb. KAUB & FU11IIKE, III POBTBRI ADD JOBBIRR OF C h i ii n , G- liiHH AND QUEENSAVA11E, 801 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PI11LADELP1JIA. H7" Constantly ou band, Original Assorted Packages. xs. v. ij iv W. A. Atwood. IAAC W. KANCK ATWOOD, RANCH & CO., CoiumlsMlou Merchauts, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, , PHILADELPHIA , PA. TO ii'. inuikiiiur.iv OR ItAlitiAl.NOi Ilis Stock will be found the most complete m the county, and consitta or D HY riOOTIH ni.oi'iiiMj vfllKM'KUIKH VJQIIOK. Kl KINTIT SADI.KRS II AKDWARK TTTII.I.OW WA1IK 0 "TTTAI.Ii J'Al'Flt "DHUMIKHall stvl'S iJpOO'l'H k HIIilKH iJTTATH CAHH ' U,Tr''I'''K-4iOJII Oiij r-LOTir VTAII.M A- HI'IKKH ilplXJK 'I'OOI.H (' ii PAINT, OILS TAIHINS,fchI,TCK i tVl llON As M'KKI. . iflAKIUAf'.E IIAKDWARE V JgS VKl-Ol'i e. I'Al'Ell GOOD3 OF EVERY STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ' , ALL AND SEK. . DAVY & HUNT, Great Western Carriage and Harness 1 13 .A. Z -Al. -A. Itt, i 1311, 1313,1318 A 1317 MARKET ST. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Falling and Shifting top BtiRiiinfrom J80to200. (ienmiiitown (Hhlllinii Heat) from 170 to tiaii. ItockHways (Leallier Trliiinied) from i to $150. DeHi lHii iin, No Ton BiiKKles, Jagger and Busl nens Wagons from tM to j)li'. Minnie llai-ness from JIMo JTS per set. Double Harness bom 26 to tu& iter set. , Blankets, Whips, Halters, Sheets,' Afghansand everything appertaining to the husitiexs at equal ly low prices. Our nioito Is "Cheaper than the Cheapest." Give us a call before purchasing else, where. 33 era I). POUT WEALE, WITH BARNES, BRO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers tn Hats, Caps, U'urs, AND H T It A. W-GOODH, No. 603 MARKET STRKET, eiOly PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO.,' , Wholesale Dealers In Hats, Caps, Inrs, AND ST11AW GOODS, NO. 35, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Mnrket and Arch Streets,) 18el PHILADELPHIA. XV. F. KOIII.KII, JOBBER IN Huts, Caps, Furs, Stra av - Cr o o d s 158 NORTH THIRD BTREET, 8 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. TRADE (W MARK. Tatented. BLATCHl.EI'U Cucumljer Wood Pumps, Tasteless, Durable. Efficient, and CHEAP I 1 Are already wlileiy known and de servedly popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,, recommend these Pumps still more strongly to the favor of the public ami the trade. Dealers slip, piled with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List- so., upon application. TI NO LEY'S PATENT HORIZONTAL ICI2 CREAM FllEraKEIl, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known lo i ne ait. eenu ior a ueacripuveuaiaiogue. - F. Moktimeu, New Bloomlleld, Pa., is Agent for these Pumps. CHAS. G. I1LAT0HI.EY, Manf'r, 604 Commerce Street, 6 13tt Philadelphia, Pa. ORGANS I ORGANS I ORGANS I For the Parlor. Sunday School and Church, fi Octaves; 2 sets of Kreils throughout : 6 stops. Onlv $125. The best Organ in the world for I lie world for the money. We can supply Orgaus ranging In price from tti to fJUOt), and oiler the most liberal Inducements to the trade. Teachers. Cleruvmen. ami others, who will aut as agents for the sale of our instruments. The Parlor Cem" Piano, 7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung scale, round eorners, carved legs; the finest low-priced l'iuno mautuaciuren. ruuy warranted. Violin ttfriiigft. We Import direct from Italy, (lermnny and France, the very choicest strings that are made, and can support the trmlf It lowest market ni lees. Sample set of choice Violin or tiultarlstrliiKsmull ed free for II. Hand Instruments, Sheet Music, Music Hooks, and Musical Merchandise of every aescrtptiou. WM. A. l'ONl) & CO., 047 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Branch Store, 39 Union Square. Sm T II " Silver Tongue" OllGA ns , Manufactured by E. P. NEEDHAM & SON, 143, 145 & 147 East 23rd St., New York. ESTABLISHED IN 146. Itesponslhlo pnrtles applying for agencies In eel Ions still iinsiimillrd will recrlve nroinnt atten tion and liberal Inducements, l ai ties residing at a distance from our authorized agents may order from our factory. M" Send for Illustrated price list. . , - - .. JVl.il , Town Lot for Sale. TOC.VTEI) In Ickestnrg, on West St. opposite J the .Reformed church. The improvement. are A LAEQH DOUBI.B FRAME HOTJSH AMD FUAMffi ETABLE. For partlc ulnis call or addrets. rJ. W. E1CE, . Iekeiburg Perry Co.,pa, An(ut 6, UTS. ''Li. The llrnthcn Chinee Learning to Smoke. The New York Mail letter tolls how a Chinaman learned to smoke a cigar: A the puffs curled out from his Hps his face was wreathed In smoke and smiles. lie took It out find In silvery accents said,' "Him good." llero a pauso and more puffs of smoke.' " ITim heap good.". ' Another pause and the puffs more rapid.' " Him bully heap good." Yet another pause and he put one hand up to the cigar." " Him bery bully heap good." Here both hands went up and the silence was broken by " Him big bery bully heap good." And then a change caine over the spirit of hi dream as his face changed from pie-crust to dust and ashes, and things assumed a tinge no longer celestial but cerulean until with a gesture Indescribable in its ex pressiveness, he slowly enumerated, " Him muchee mucl.ee big big bery bully heap good, but me no berry well here." llere he took off bis washing basin, assumed an attitude indicative of d i gent ive disarrange ment, and let hUtory draw a Tell ovor what followed. Hffllans Vondorsptocken bought a piece of land in the city, and upon it he proposed to erect a building that should serve him for a store, a manufactory and a dwelling When he came to strike out for the cellar he directed the mason to go several feet deeper than had been planned. " But," expostulated the architect, "yow are going deeper than I ever heard of." "Very goot," replied Hans, " I shall go shoost as deop ash I bloase, I owns to grount all de way t'rougli t" His answer to the builder was equally pat and ready. The building had gone UJ four stories, and Hans ordered another story. " But, my dear man," said the builder, "do you realize how high up you are go ing? Your building is already a full sttry above those around it." " Never you mint de oder bouses, mine fiient. I builds ash I blease mitout caring for dcm. I vants on dat oder slitory land iih wry tchtap up dcre. tSZK United States ship sailed once in to the harbor of Naples and the king and a glittering party of noblemen came off to vihit her. To the honest Yankee sailor eyes, that could see no other sign of roy alty than gold lace, one laced man was as much of a king as another, and as one of the royal party upon the deck tripped anil disappeared, a sailor stepped up to an o Ulcer and touching his hat with a grin, said brieily, "Please, sir, ono of them 'ere kings ba tumbled down the hatchway. E9An exchange tells a good story about a clergyman who lost his horso on a Sat urday evening. After hunting with a boy until after midnight, he gave it up in de spair. The next day, somewhat dejectod at his loss, he went into the pulpit, and took fur his text the following passage from Job: "O, that I knew where to find him." The boy, who had just como In supposing the horse was still the burden of his thought, cried out: " I know where he is. He's in Deacon Smith's barn." tWA. school of poor children having read in their chapter in tho Bible tbo de nunciations against hypocrites who "strain at a gnat and swallow a camel," was after ward examined by tho benevolent patroness Lady D , as to their reoollectiun of the chapter. " What, in particular, was the sin of the Pharisees, children ?" said the lady. "Atiug camels, my lady," was tho prompt reply. tWAn inquiring citizou of Madison, Indiana, thrust his fingers into a horse's, mouth to seo how many teeth ho had. The horso closed his teeth to see how many lingers tho man had. The curiosity of each was fully satisfied. CSJTSho tripped lightly o'er the crossing lisping "Dear Augustus," and was on the point of embracing him, when a rude boy ran up, holding out a bundle of papers, cried out, "Misses, you dropped you readin' room," and shied down a dark Alley. tWAlbort Mellen, an old St. Louisian, was marrio d in Massachusetts last week to Miss Fanny L. Gardner. Under such hus bandry, it is eminently proper for this Gardner to devote her energies to raising melons. tW A man lately made a wager that he had sueu a horse going at his greatestxspced and a dog sitting on his tail, and, strange as it may seem, he won, but the dog sat on his own tail. OT A countryman hearing a passing huckster shout, " Oysters, oys-t-e.rs 1" de manded, "What's that?" "Oysters," said his companion, smiling. " Gosh I do oysters holler as loud as that ?" tWA phriend, pheeling phunnily phlgo rative phurnishes the phollowing: 4ty 4tunate 4eteri 4tuitously 4tifying 4 4Iorn 4tresses 4clbly 4bade 4ty 4midable 4elgners 4ming, 4aglng 4oes." ISTThe following is extracted from a smart boys composition on " Babies:" "The mother's heart gives 4th joy at tho baby's 1st 2tb."
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