The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, December 10, 1872, Page 7, Image 7

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Vlncgnr lilt In s are not a vile Fancy Dn'nk,
made of Prior Hunt, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Kefusa
Liquor, dncinrM, spiced, nml sweetened to please lite
iaste, called Tonic-, " Appetizers," "Restorers,"
4Vc, tliat lend, the tippler on to drunkennesR and ruin,
but ore a true Medicine, mide from the native root 1
and herboft'a1ifornii. free from all Alcoholic Stimulants.
They are tlteOic.it H!om! Purifier mid a Life-Riving
Principle, a Perfect Uenovatnr and Invinorator of the
System, carrying niT all poisonous matter and restoring 1
the blood ton healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing ,
and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy :
of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their 1
results, safe and reliable in all forms of disenne.
No Portnn can tnlt those Hitters accord
Ing to directions, and remain long unwell, provided
their bones are not destroyed bv mineral poison or other
means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point
of repair.
Dyapepnln or I it ill ire al Ion Hcari.icTie, Pain
in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chf-I, Dir.
thiess, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions of
the Kidney, and n hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a belter guar"
antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.
For Female Complaint, in young or old,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement is soou percep
tible. For Iiiflnmmatorj nml Chronlo flheu
nifttlem and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Hiliotis,
Kemiitent and Intermittent Kevers, 1) iie.i-.es of the
Blood, I.iVer, Kidneys and UladHer, these Hitters have
been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by
Vitiated Mood, whrh is generally produced by derange
ment of the Digestive Organs,
They are a Gentle Purgative an well as
a Tonic, possessing also the peculiir merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of ilia Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious
Diseases.
For Skin DUensea, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, lilotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
huncles, King-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humor
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
.ire literally dug up and carried out of the system in a
short lima by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in
,uch cases will convince the most incredulous of their
curative effects.
C leu it ho the Vitiated nioml whenever you
find its unpuiiiics bursting through the skin in Pimples,
Lruptions, or Sores; cleanse It when you find it ob
structed and sluggish in the vein ; cleanse it when it i
foul ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood
pure, and the health of the system will follow.
Grateful thoiianmla proclaim Vinegar Bit- '
tkrs the most wonderful Invigoratit that ever sustained
the sinking system.
Pln( Tape, anil other Worma, lurking in
the system of so many thousands, are effectually de
stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol
ogist: There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the
earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worm.
It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that
worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy
deposit that breed these living monster of disease.
No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin
tics, will free the system from worms like these Bit
ters. Mechnnlenl DUenaea. Persons engaged la
Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters,
Oold-beatera, and Miners, as they advance m life, will
be subject to paralysis of the Bowels, To guard against
this take a dose of Walker's Vinrgar BiTTaas once
or twice a week, as a Preventive.
nilloua, llemlttent, anil Intermittent
Fveret which are so prevalent in the valleys of our
great rivers throughout the United States, esjecially
those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten
nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Re4, Colorado, Braros,
Rio Grande, Pear), Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan
oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa
ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer
and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of
unusual heal and dryness, are invariably accompanied
by extensive deiangeinents of the stomach and liver, and
other abdominal viscera. There are always more or lesa
obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state
of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being
clogged ap with vitiated accumulations. In their treat
ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon
these various organs, is essentially necessary. There i
no cathartic for the purpose equal to Dr. J. Walkrk's
Vinrgar Bi Trans, a they will speedily remove the
ilark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are
loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretion of
the liver, and generally restoring the healthy function
of the digestive organs.
Herofula, or Klng'e Rvftl, White Swellings,
Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous
Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af
fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes,
etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Dis
eases, Wamcrr' Vinrgar Bittbks have shown their
great curative powers in the most obstinate and iutract
able cases.
Dr. Walker' California Vinegar BHtera
act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying
the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away
the e-Tects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits)
the affected part receive health, and permanent cure
is effected.
The properties of Dr. Wamcrr'i Vinrgar
Rittrrs are Aerient, Diaphoretic and Carminative,
Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant,
Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious.
The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of
Dr. Walker' Vinrgar Hitters are the best safe
guard in all cases of eruption and malignant fevers,
their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect
the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties
allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels,
either from inflammation, wina, colic, cramps, etc.
Their Counter-Irritant influence extends throughout
the system. Their Diuretic proieriies act on the Kid
neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their
Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre-
and are superior to all remedial ageuts, for the cure ol
U limns hever, Fever and Ague, etc.
Fortify the body against dlacaae by ptm
lying all its fluids with Vinhuak Bittrh. No epi
demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The
liver, the stomach, the bowels, the k-dneys, and the
nerves are rendered disease proo I by lute great invig
onnt.
-Dlreellone. Take of the Bitters on going to bed
at night from a half to on and one-half wine-glassful I.
chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take
out-door exercise. 1 hey are com pose a ot purely veget
able ingredients, and contain no spirit.
J. WALKER, Prop'r. IV II McDOHALD A-CO,
UruRxists and Len. Agta,, ban rrancisco, lai..
aiiUcor. of Washington and Charlton St., New Vork.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
-y KU1STA1ILE
I'LANTH AND HKKDS!
GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.)
l'EACH, AITLE, FEAlt, FRUIT TREES, &e.
Green IIoumo Klolf, &:;.,
FOR THE HI'ltlNO OK 1872.
A larire variety of choice anil Perfectly Reliable
Muck ouereu at iuir in ices, becua anu piantH, uy
nan.
circulars mailed, prepaid as follow:
No. 1. Vegetable i'lunU and Heeds, Flower
Wp(1h &Ci
No.2. (Ireen House, Redding and Flowering
riams. urnameiuai iwminiiw, how, c.
No. 8. Grape Vines. Knilt Trees, Hmull FruIU,
sc.. ae. Ul'.u. r. imi-i' aula mi,
Riverside Nurseries,
6 18tt llarrisburg, r
rnnft Anls wanted to sell the beautiful Photo-
DlUU yiiih Marriage certlllcales and Photo
graph family RenK For terms send stomp to
UUIiiKU at MHO., ruonnuers, nura, i a. u u v.
a i.i. Hinim or .inn PitlNTINO
HwMvtwmitadat the BlooiutJeld Timet
8leaa leb Offlc.
Philadelphia AdTertisements.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Ifliporteis and Jobber
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths, '
- Cassimeres,
. fv - Blankets,
Linens, Whito Goods, Hosiery, &o.,
No. 405 and 407 MAHKET ST11EET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
J It AY It I Iil & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment ol
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Fa.
January 1, 1889.
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Levari. J. S.Olelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co., .
WnoLESALE Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &C,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
IIIII.AIKI.1IIIA.
32310
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale CSrooers,
AND
COMMISSION MEltCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET.
Philadelphia,
f The sale of Ekes. Seeds. Grain and Wool
a specialty. 31
Jtr i'luase sena ior a uircuiar. s
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
V. Hickman. Geo. Wain. . A. L. Whltemai
Hickman, Wain & "Whiteman,
SEALERS lit
Tobacco, Scffars, etc.,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
lHII,AIKLriIIA, PA.
n- A full Stock ot the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on hand. 4 32 tl 10
John Shaflner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Rume
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
HHAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
Glover,
Itlbbonr,
" ftuNpenderf,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
- ... AMD
FANCY GOODS.l
No.ae.NorthFourt street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
W1I0LE8ALB
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia,
. S. II. TAILOR,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
II
OAR, McCONKET CO.,
, (successors 10
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SIIOE
WAEE1I0USE,
623 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
ft.
Janaary 1, 1S69. '
Philadelphia Advertisements.
John Lucas & Co.,
bole ana
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS .
. - .,
Or TBI
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRICHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
' AND DEALERS IN
Iiitoiit 3Iolicincs
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Ia.
A. rULr. STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VKliy L.OW TRICES.
A Good location for business, enables us to oiler
inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
SStf
D
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, '
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
asu , ,
WALL PAFER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 . PHILADELPHIA, PA.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Dooksellcrs & Stationers,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
N os. 630 Market and S23 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
ft.Puhllshers of Sanders' New Readers, and
RriHiks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of
the United states, return's outline maps, tie.
II I, A Nit BOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit
A. L. KAUB J. . FRKTMIBl,
K All It & FIt JUItl .,
Importirs add Jobbers or
China, O 1 i h h
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
S01 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
TJT Constantly on band, Original Assorted
Packages. .o. w. ij 10
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranck
ATWOOD, IIANCK & CO.,
C'oiiiiiiiwNlon Merclinii,
ADD
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
F I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
G
O TO
17. MORTIMER' Q
L: OR UAllUALNk
His Stock will bo fftttnd tlie most complete
in the county, and consists ot
HY GOODS
ni.orniN
VnltOCKltlKH
J(l ltOCKltIKH
UQllOK KINIINH
Oct A lll.KHK HAKIlWAHK
WmAl.l; PAl'Fll
W -pitirsiIKM all styles
iJDOO'J'H UIJOKH
JUtia'I'W k (Al'd
JllT7IHTK-i018
MOTIONS die,
0i ii n.oTir
XTAII.SAHI'IKKH
Xi -DA1NTH. OII.H
TpAISINS&hlMCK
XVT'tON Afc HTKKT.
iriAKKTAfiE IIAKDWARK
11?N VKJ.01'Ji!s& I'Al'Ett
GOODS OP EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND SEE.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DAVY & HUNT,
Great "Western Carriage and
Harness
1311, 1313,1319 il 1317 MARKET ST.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Falling and Shifting top Bupples f rom $S0 to S200.
(ieiiiiaiilown (KlillliiiK Seal.-)) from VTU to (150.
Rockuways (I-ealher Trliniued) from 880 to U1D0.
I)earl)ini!i. No Too Buirnles. Jauuer and Busi
ness Wagons from SM) to &I2S.
Single Harness from tis to I7a ner set.
Double Harness from 126 to S'J.'iur set. .
Blankets. Whins. Halters. Sheets. Afitlmnsand
everything appertaining to the business at equal
ly low prices. Our motto Is "Cheaper than Hie
Cheapest." Give us a call before purchasing else
where, ititim
I).
I'OltT liKALK,
WITH
BARNES, I?RO. & IIERRON,
Wholesale Dealers in
IXntt-j, Capn, Xnv,
AND
H rr It W-dOODH,
No. 603 MARKET STREET,
6101y PHILADELPHIA.
E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
IliitH, dipt-, XTiivs,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 85, NOM'II THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
0.18el PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. KOlILElt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Stra av - O-oo(1h
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA .
Blatchiey's Cucumber Wood Pumps.
BLATCIIJ.KI'S
Cuoumter Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable, Eftlcient, and
Are already widely known and de
serveuiy popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Pumps still more strongly to the
favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup
plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List-
ac., upou appucauuu .
TINOLEY'S PATENT
HORIZONTAL
ici: ciiEAin i iii.i zi.it,
SAVES ICE, 8AVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
to the Art. genu ior a uesenpuve catalogue.
f V. Mohtimkr. New lilootntleld. Pa.. Is
Agent ior tnese rumps.
CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manrr,
606 Commerce Street,
S 13tf Philadelphia, Pa.
The " Clirlstian Graces.'
A new 95 picture of surpassing Grace and Beau
ty U1VN A wai to eacn enuscriDer to
ARTHUR'S nuME MAGAZINE FOR 1873
A Magazine for cultured homes. - A Magazine
always np to the advancing inougni, so
cial ptogress and spirit of the times.
A Magazine In which the lighter
literature of the period is
made the vehicle of pure
and noble sentiment.
" THE T F A I T n ,
CHRISTIAN HOPE,
URACES." CHARITY
"And now abldeth Faith, Hope, and Charl
ty ; threse three, but the greatest of these I
Charity."
$7.50 IS VALUE, FOR $2.50.
It Is a long tlmo since anything has appeared
In Christian art so lovely and to exquisite In
design and execution as this large and elegant
line and stipple steel engraving, " The Chris
tian Graces," size 21 by U7 inches. 1 he group-
lui? ot the llcrures Is graceful bevond conceit'
tion, and the faces of such rare and heavenly
beauty, that it seems as If the artist must have
seen them In a vision. Every subscriber to
"Arthur's Illustrated Home Magazine" for
1873 will receive a copy of this splendid $5
picture JKCE. Price or Home Magazine,
(2.60 a year. Specimen copy of Magazine
i5 cents.
LOCAL AGENTS WANTED everywhere to
get subscribers for our beautiful Mugazlne, so
well known for tlio last twenty years, and so
great a favorite with the people. Intelligent
men and women can muke large commissions
Scud for agents' confidential circular. You
can hurdly show 'THE CHRISTIAN GRACES,
to any person of taste and fine religious feel
Ings, without getting a subscriber. No disap
polutnient about prompt delivery of pictures
as we have made ample arrangements for their
rapid production.
T. S. ARTHUR 4 BON,
' 808 & 811 Chestnut St.,
0 48 Philadelphia, Pa,
Velveteen. Velveteen of splendid quality
forsalo by V. SIortimsb. It can be bad.
TRADE I K MARK.
Patented.
cut bins If desired.
HUMOROUS.
1 " Some rnmpklns."
The following is a fair representation
somewhat enlarged, of the " big talk" '
about th.e agricultural productions of the
Pacifio coast which one hears in those parts. '
Two weeks ago I started on a visit to
theYo Semite Valley. I arrived at the
wharf a moment too late to get on board ;
and, Instead of waiting until next day, I '
determined to go to Stockton on horseback.
accordingly crossed the bay at Oakland,
or, as it is better known, " Little Pedling
ton," procured a horse and rode over to the
Livermore Valley, where I stnld all night '
with a rancher, who was known in the val
ley as "Clamps." They called him that'
because he got rich by holding on to his
money with a degree of fortitude not uni- '
versal in the country. As supper time
pproached, Clamp asked if I would like '
some eggs, and how I preferred it hard or
soft, boiled or fried. I told him I would
like some eggs, and that - it would suit me '
best to have them soft boiled.
In a fow moments there came Clamps
and his wife, rolling an egg the size of a
flour barrel, which they boiled in a short
time in a large cauldron, and then set it up
on one end by the madam's chair at the
table. A hole was made in tho top of the
shell, and tho egg was dipped out with a
long handled ladle. I was astonished at
the size of the egg, and observed that his
bens must be enormously large. " By no
means," he replied. "You will not be so
much surprised when I tell ynu that ono
hen did not lay this egg alono ; it took sev
en or eight bens almost a week to lay it.
It was a joint-stock production of the
chickens ; but still it is better than the in
dividual responsibility plan."
At breakfast the next morning we hod
more egg, and then I went on the road to
Stockton. I reached San Joaquin river at
noon, and was ferried over in an unique
looking craft. While tho ferryman was
tugging silontly at his oars, I inquired
whether the ferry was profitable.
"Doesn't scarcely pay for raising the
boat," he replied.
" Raising the boat !" I repeated. " What
do you mean by raising the boat ?"
"Mister," said ho, resting for a while ou
his oars, "you be a stranger in these parts,
bean't you ?"
I replied that I had not been long in the
country.
Then," said he, pointing to the shore
"this ere boatgrowed in that pumpkin
patch over yondor."
" Growed in that pumpkin patch 1" I ex
claimed.
" Growed in that pumpkin patch on a
pumpkin vine. Mister, this boat is a
pumpkin shell cut in two. That patch is
where it growed."
" Where, over by that barn ?" I ex
claimed.
"That ain't no barn," no answered,
" unless you choose to call it so. That's
a pumpkin too. But I made a hole in the
end on't and let the stock inside ; and wheu
the wet season sets in, I plug up the bole
and let them winter there. They come out
awful fat in the spring. That big squash
over yonder I'm hollerin' out to live in."
tWlt is amusing sometimes to watch
how completely specimens of the " Dun
dreary" swell are taken down when put
ting on their very grandest and most im
posing airs. As an instance of this, we
give the following account of a scene whieh
occurred on one of the Mississippi steam
boat. An amusing colloquy came off at a supper-table
on board of one of our Missis
sippi steamboats between a Chicago ex
quisite, reeking with oil and cologne, who
was cursing the waters assuming very
consequential airs and a very raw Jona
than seated by his side, dressed in home
spun. Turning t his vulgar friend the
former pointed with his jeweled finger, and
said: t
" Butter, sah 1"
"Yes, I see it is," coolly replied Jona
than, "Buttab, sah, I say '." fiercely repeated
the dandy.
" Yes, sir, I know it is very good, and
a first-rate article."
"Buttab, I tell you," thundered the
dandy in still louder tones, as if he would,
annihilate him.
"Well, gosh, all Jerusalem, what of
it?" now yelled the down-easter, getting
dander up in turn, "you don't think I
took it for lard, did you P You must bo
an everlasting darn fool, and drat you, if
you don't shet up your jaw, I'll butter my
fists and cram them down your infernal
throat. If you don't hush, I'll get mad, do
you hear?"
tSTA young man who applied at the re
cruiting station in one of the far Western
States for enlistment, was asked if he coul J
sleep on the "point of a bayonet," when be
promptly replied by saying: "He could try
it, as he had ofton slept on a pint of whis
ky, and the kind used in Lisbon would kill
farther than any shooting iron he ever saw."
ty A western editor keeps the following
not too posted conspicuously in his office :
"Shut the door, and, as soon as you have '
done talking business, serve your mouth in
the same way."