ljc Stmts, New EHoomficlb, )n. 7-' flflS Vlncgnr lilt In s are not a vile Fancy Dn'nk, made of Prior Hunt, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Kefusa Liquor, dncinrM, spiced, nml sweetened to please lite iaste, called Tonic-, " Appetizers," "Restorers," 4Vc, tliat lend, the tippler on to drunkennesR and ruin, but ore a true Medicine, mide from the native root 1 and herboft'a1ifornii. free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are tlteOic.it H!om! Purifier mid a Life-Riving Principle, a Perfect Uenovatnr and Invinorator of the System, carrying niT all poisonous matter and restoring 1 the blood ton healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing , and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy : of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their 1 results, safe and reliable in all forms of disenne. No Portnn can tnlt those Hitters accord Ing to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed bv mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dyapepnln or I it ill ire al Ion Hcari.icTie, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chf-I, Dir. thiess, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidney, and n hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a belter guar" antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Female Complaint, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soou percep tible. For Iiiflnmmatorj nml Chronlo flheu nifttlem and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Hiliotis, Kemiitent and Intermittent Kevers, 1) iie.i-.es of the Blood, I.iVer, Kidneys and UladHer, these Hitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Mood, whrh is generally produced by derange ment of the Digestive Organs, They are a Gentle Purgative an well as a Tonic, possessing also the peculiir merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam mation of ilia Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skin DUensea, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, lilotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car huncles, King-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humor and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, .ire literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short lima by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in ,uch cases will convince the most incredulous of their curative effects. C leu it ho the Vitiated nioml whenever you find its unpuiiiics bursting through the skin in Pimples, Lruptions, or Sores; cleanse It when you find it ob structed and sluggish in the vein ; cleanse it when it i foul ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Grateful thoiianmla proclaim Vinegar Bit- ' tkrs the most wonderful Invigoratit that ever sustained the sinking system. Pln( Tape, anil other Worma, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist: There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worm. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposit that breed these living monster of disease. No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin tics, will free the system from worms like these Bit ters. Mechnnlenl DUenaea. Persons engaged la Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, Oold-beatera, and Miners, as they advance m life, will be subject to paralysis of the Bowels, To guard against this take a dose of Walker's Vinrgar BiTTaas once or twice a week, as a Preventive. nilloua, llemlttent, anil Intermittent Fveret which are so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, esjecially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Re4, Colorado, Braros, Rio Grande, Pear), Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heal and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive deiangeinents of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. There are always more or lesa obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged ap with vitiated accumulations. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. There i no cathartic for the purpose equal to Dr. J. Walkrk's Vinrgar Bi Trans, a they will speedily remove the ilark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretion of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy function of the digestive organs. Herofula, or Klng'e Rvftl, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Dis eases, Wamcrr' Vinrgar Bittbks have shown their great curative powers in the most obstinate and iutract able cases. Dr. Walker' California Vinegar BHtera act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the e-Tects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected part receive health, and permanent cure is effected. The properties of Dr. Wamcrr'i Vinrgar Rittrrs are Aerient, Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker' Vinrgar Hitters are the best safe guard in all cases of eruption and malignant fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from inflammation, wina, colic, cramps, etc. Their Counter-Irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their Diuretic proieriies act on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre- and are superior to all remedial ageuts, for the cure ol U limns hever, Fever and Ague, etc. Fortify the body against dlacaae by ptm lying all its fluids with Vinhuak Bittrh. No epi demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, the bowels, the k-dneys, and the nerves are rendered disease proo I by lute great invig onnt. -Dlreellone. Take of the Bitters on going to bed at night from a half to on and one-half wine-glassful I. chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. 1 hey are com pose a ot purely veget able ingredients, and contain no spirit. J. WALKER, Prop'r. IV II McDOHALD A-CO, UruRxists and Len. Agta,, ban rrancisco, lai.. aiiUcor. of Washington and Charlton St., New Vork. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. -y KU1STA1ILE I'LANTH AND HKKDS! GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.) l'EACH, AITLE, FEAlt, FRUIT TREES, &e. Green IIoumo Klolf, &:;., FOR THE HI'ltlNO OK 1872. A larire variety of choice anil Perfectly Reliable Muck ouereu at iuir in ices, becua anu piantH, uy nan. circulars mailed, prepaid as follow: No. 1. Vegetable i'lunU and Heeds, Flower Wp(1h &Ci No.2. (Ireen House, Redding and Flowering riams. urnameiuai iwminiiw, how, c. No. 8. Grape Vines. Knilt Trees, Hmull FruIU, sc.. ae. Ul'.u. r. imi-i' aula mi, Riverside Nurseries, 6 18tt llarrisburg, r rnnft Anls wanted to sell the beautiful Photo- DlUU yiiih Marriage certlllcales and Photo graph family RenK For terms send stomp to UUIiiKU at MHO., ruonnuers, nura, i a. u u v. a i.i. Hinim or .inn PitlNTINO HwMvtwmitadat the BlooiutJeld Timet 8leaa leb Offlc. Philadelphia AdTertisements. BARCROFT & CO., Ifliporteis and Jobber Of Staple and Fancy DllY - GOODS, Cloths, ' - Cassimeres, . fv - Blankets, Linens, Whito Goods, Hosiery, &o., No. 405 and 407 MAHKET ST11EET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. J It AY It I Iil & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment ol Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Fa. January 1, 1889. A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Levari. J. S.Olelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., . WnoLESALE Dealers in Tobacco, Scgars, &C, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, IIIII.AIKI.1IIIA. 32310 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale CSrooers, AND COMMISSION MEltCHANTS No. 120 ARCH STREET. Philadelphia, f The sale of Ekes. Seeds. Grain and Wool a specialty. 31 Jtr i'luase sena ior a uircuiar. s WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH V. Hickman. Geo. Wain. . A. L. Whltemai Hickman, Wain & "Whiteman, SEALERS lit Tobacco, Scffars, etc., No. 222 MARKET STREET, lHII,AIKLriIIA, PA. n- A full Stock ot the Celebrated Monitor Na vy, always on hand. 4 32 tl 10 John Shaflner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Rume SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Successors to HHAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Glover, Itlbbonr, " ftuNpenderf, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS - ... AMD FANCY GOODS.l No.ae.NorthFourt street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, W1I0LE8ALB HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, . S. II. TAILOR, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa II OAR, McCONKET CO., , (successors 10 WM. W. PAUL & CO., WHOLESALE BOOT AND SIIOE WAEE1I0USE, 623 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. WHOLESALE ft. Janaary 1, 1S69. ' Philadelphia Advertisements. John Lucas & Co., bole ana THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS . . - ., Or TBI IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. WRICHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, ' AND DEALERS IN Iiitoiit 3Iolicincs 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Ia. A. rULr. STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VKliy L.OW TRICES. A Good location for business, enables us to oiler inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. SStf D AVID D. ELDER & CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, ' And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS asu , , WALL PAFER, No. 430 Market Street, 31 . PHILADELPHIA, PA. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Dooksellcrs & Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, N os. 630 Market and S23 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ft.Puhllshers of Sanders' New Readers, and RriHiks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United states, return's outline maps, tie. II I, A Nit BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. KAUB J. . FRKTMIBl, K All It & FIt JUItl ., Importirs add Jobbers or China, O 1 i h h AND QUEENSWA11E, S01 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. TJT Constantly on band, Original Assorted Packages. .o. w. ij 10 W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranck ATWOOD, IIANCK & CO., C'oiiiiiiiwNlon Merclinii, ADD Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt F I S II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. G O TO 17. MORTIMER' Q L: OR UAllUALNk His Stock will bo fftttnd tlie most complete in the county, and consists ot HY GOODS ni.orniN VnltOCKltlKH J(l ltOCKltIKH UQllOK KINIINH Oct A lll.KHK HAKIlWAHK WmAl.l; PAl'Fll W -pitirsiIKM all styles iJDOO'J'H UIJOKH JUtia'I'W k (Al'd JllT7IHTK-i018 MOTIONS die, 0i ii n.oTir XTAII.SAHI'IKKH Xi -DA1NTH. OII.H TpAISINS&hlMCK XVT'tON Afc HTKKT. iriAKKTAfiE IIAKDWARK 11?N VKJ.01'Ji!s& I'Al'Ett GOODS OP EVERY STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. Philadelphia Advertisements. DAVY & HUNT, Great "Western Carriage and Harness 1311, 1313,1319 il 1317 MARKET ST. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Falling and Shifting top Bupples f rom $S0 to S200. (ieiiiiaiilown (KlillliiiK Seal.-)) from VTU to (150. Rockuways (I-ealher Trliniued) from 880 to U1D0. I)earl)ini!i. No Too Buirnles. Jauuer and Busi ness Wagons from SM) to &I2S. Single Harness from tis to I7a ner set. Double Harness from 126 to S'J.'iur set. . Blankets. Whins. Halters. Sheets. Afitlmnsand everything appertaining to the business at equal ly low prices. Our motto Is "Cheaper than Hie Cheapest." Give us a call before purchasing else where, ititim I). I'OltT liKALK, WITH BARNES, I?RO. & IIERRON, Wholesale Dealers in IXntt-j, Capn, Xnv, AND H rr It W-dOODH, No. 603 MARKET STREET, 6101y PHILADELPHIA. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In IliitH, dipt-, XTiivs, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. 85, NOM'II THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) 0.18el PHILADELPHIA. W. F. KOlILElt, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AMD Stra av - O-oo(1h 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA . Blatchiey's Cucumber Wood Pumps. BLATCIIJ.KI'S Cuoumter Wood Pumps, Tasteless, Durable, Eftlcient, and Are already widely known and de serveuiy popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps still more strongly to the favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List- ac., upou appucauuu . TINOLEY'S PATENT HORIZONTAL ici: ciiEAin i iii.i zi.it, SAVES ICE, 8AVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art. genu ior a uesenpuve catalogue. f V. Mohtimkr. New lilootntleld. Pa.. Is Agent ior tnese rumps. CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manrr, 606 Commerce Street, S 13tf Philadelphia, Pa. The " Clirlstian Graces.' 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Every subscriber to "Arthur's Illustrated Home Magazine" for 1873 will receive a copy of this splendid $5 picture JKCE. Price or Home Magazine, (2.60 a year. Specimen copy of Magazine i5 cents. LOCAL AGENTS WANTED everywhere to get subscribers for our beautiful Mugazlne, so well known for tlio last twenty years, and so great a favorite with the people. Intelligent men and women can muke large commissions Scud for agents' confidential circular. You can hurdly show 'THE CHRISTIAN GRACES, to any person of taste and fine religious feel Ings, without getting a subscriber. No disap polutnient about prompt delivery of pictures as we have made ample arrangements for their rapid production. T. S. ARTHUR 4 BON, ' 808 & 811 Chestnut St., 0 48 Philadelphia, Pa, Velveteen. Velveteen of splendid quality forsalo by V. SIortimsb. It can be bad. TRADE I K MARK. Patented. cut bins If desired. HUMOROUS. 1 " Some rnmpklns." The following is a fair representation somewhat enlarged, of the " big talk" ' about th.e agricultural productions of the Pacifio coast which one hears in those parts. ' Two weeks ago I started on a visit to theYo Semite Valley. I arrived at the wharf a moment too late to get on board ; and, Instead of waiting until next day, I ' determined to go to Stockton on horseback. accordingly crossed the bay at Oakland, or, as it is better known, " Little Pedling ton," procured a horse and rode over to the Livermore Valley, where I stnld all night ' with a rancher, who was known in the val ley as "Clamps." They called him that' because he got rich by holding on to his money with a degree of fortitude not uni- ' versal in the country. As supper time pproached, Clamp asked if I would like ' some eggs, and how I preferred it hard or soft, boiled or fried. I told him I would like some eggs, and that - it would suit me ' best to have them soft boiled. In a fow moments there came Clamps and his wife, rolling an egg the size of a flour barrel, which they boiled in a short time in a large cauldron, and then set it up on one end by the madam's chair at the table. A hole was made in tho top of the shell, and tho egg was dipped out with a long handled ladle. I was astonished at the size of the egg, and observed that his bens must be enormously large. " By no means," he replied. "You will not be so much surprised when I tell ynu that ono hen did not lay this egg alono ; it took sev en or eight bens almost a week to lay it. It was a joint-stock production of the chickens ; but still it is better than the in dividual responsibility plan." At breakfast the next morning we hod more egg, and then I went on the road to Stockton. I reached San Joaquin river at noon, and was ferried over in an unique looking craft. While tho ferryman was tugging silontly at his oars, I inquired whether the ferry was profitable. "Doesn't scarcely pay for raising the boat," he replied. " Raising the boat !" I repeated. " What do you mean by raising the boat ?" "Mister," said ho, resting for a while ou his oars, "you be a stranger in these parts, bean't you ?" I replied that I had not been long in the country. Then," said he, pointing to the shore "this ere boatgrowed in that pumpkin patch over yondor." " Growed in that pumpkin patch 1" I ex claimed. " Growed in that pumpkin patch on a pumpkin vine. Mister, this boat is a pumpkin shell cut in two. That patch is where it growed." " Where, over by that barn ?" I ex claimed. "That ain't no barn," no answered, " unless you choose to call it so. That's a pumpkin too. But I made a hole in the end on't and let the stock inside ; and wheu the wet season sets in, I plug up the bole and let them winter there. They come out awful fat in the spring. That big squash over yonder I'm hollerin' out to live in." tWlt is amusing sometimes to watch how completely specimens of the " Dun dreary" swell are taken down when put ting on their very grandest and most im posing airs. As an instance of this, we give the following account of a scene whieh occurred on one of the Mississippi steam boat. An amusing colloquy came off at a supper-table on board of one of our Missis sippi steamboats between a Chicago ex quisite, reeking with oil and cologne, who was cursing the waters assuming very consequential airs and a very raw Jona than seated by his side, dressed in home spun. Turning t his vulgar friend the former pointed with his jeweled finger, and said: t " Butter, sah 1" "Yes, I see it is," coolly replied Jona than, "Buttab, sah, I say '." fiercely repeated the dandy. " Yes, sir, I know it is very good, and a first-rate article." "Buttab, I tell you," thundered the dandy in still louder tones, as if he would, annihilate him. "Well, gosh, all Jerusalem, what of it?" now yelled the down-easter, getting dander up in turn, "you don't think I took it for lard, did you P You must bo an everlasting darn fool, and drat you, if you don't shet up your jaw, I'll butter my fists and cram them down your infernal throat. If you don't hush, I'll get mad, do you hear?" tSTA young man who applied at the re cruiting station in one of the far Western States for enlistment, was asked if he coul J sleep on the "point of a bayonet," when be promptly replied by saying: "He could try it, as he had ofton slept on a pint of whis ky, and the kind used in Lisbon would kill farther than any shooting iron he ever saw." ty A western editor keeps the following not too posted conspicuously in his office : "Shut the door, and, as soon as you have ' done talking business, serve your mouth in the same way."