ic Grimes', New 'Oloomficib'i fa; n Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. II U'MOEO Vinegar nil tor are not a vile Fancy Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whiskey, Proof Spirit and Refuse Liquor, doctored, ipiccd, and sweetened to please lha , taste, called "Tonics," Appetizers," ' UoMorers,' ftc, that lead tlie tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but nre a true Medicine, made from the native roots nd herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the Great Wood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the System, carrying olT all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing , and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their , results, safe and reliable in all forms of disease. No Person can take I lie no ItitMi accord ihg to directions, and remain lung unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dynprpsln or Imllireiilloii. Head.irhe, Tain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tighinevi of the t.'heM, Diz ziness, Soup Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste in the Mouth, liilioiti Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the I.ungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptom., are the oltsprings of Dyspepsia. ' lit these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guar antee of its merits than a Iemi1iv ndvertisement. For Feinulo Cmiiplnlutu, in young or old, married or sinle, nt the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an influence thai a marked improvement is soon percep tible. For Tiiflnmmnf ory nml C'hrmiln Itriru maf Ism and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, iliiioui, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, iisenes of the Wood, Liver, Kidneys and Madder, these Bitters have been niot successful. Such Diseases me en used by Vitiated Blood, wh-ch is generally produced by derange ment nf the Digestive Organs. They nre aOentlo Purfrnf Ive ns well nfl A Tonic, possessing also the pectiliir merit of acting as a powerful mretit in rc'ieving Congestion or In flam, mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skill Dleeneca, Eruptions, Tetter, Sah Rheum, Blotches, Spot's Pimples, Pusiules, Boils, Car buncles, King-worms, Scald-1 lead, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discol orations of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in such cases will convince the most incredulous of their curaiive effects. demise Hie Vttlrtfeil tlloort whenever you find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse it when you find it ob structed and sluggish in the veins : cleanse it when it it foul ; yoiMr feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the heahh of the system will follow. CI rate fill thotisnniW proclaim Vinkgar Bit ters the most wonderful Invigorant llut ever sustained the sinking system. Pin, Tape, stid other Worms, lurking in the system of so many thousand, are elfectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol. ogist : There is scarcely au individual upon the face of the earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin tics, will free the system from worms like these Bit ters. , , Mectinnlenl Dlsensee. Persons engaged tn Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, tiold-heaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be st reet to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this take a dose of Wai.kkr's Vinegar Bittiirs once or twice a week, as a Preventive. Illlloua, Remittent, ami Intermittent Fovere, which are so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, esjwcUlly those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. There are always more or less obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state nf the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful Influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. There it no cathartic for the purpose equal to Da. J. VValkrr's Vinegar Hitters, as they will speedily remove the ilark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the tame time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Nerofula, or Kind's Kvll, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Dis eases, Wai.kkr's Vinrosr Bittbrs have shown their great curative powers in the most obstinate and in tracts able cases. Dr. Welker'a California, Ylnrgnr Bitters ' act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The properties of Dr. Wai.krr's Vinegar Bittkrs are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-Irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vinvoar Bittkrs are the beat safe- Suard in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers, isir balsamic, healing, and soolhingproperties protect tha humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from Inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Bilious proerties stimulate the liver, in the secre tion of bile, and its discharges through the biliary ducts, and are superior to all remedial agents, for the cure of Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague, etc. Fortify the body stRalust disease by puri fying all ita fluids with Vinbgar Bittkrs. No epi demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, tho stomach, the bowels, the k'dneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great invig orant. Directions. Take of the Bitters on goins to bed at night from a half to one and one-half wine-glass full. Eat good nourishing (bod, such as beefsteak, mutton chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget able ingredients, and contain no spirit. J WALKER, Prop'r. It. II. McDOXAI.DA CO., Druggists and Gen, Agts., San Francisco, Cal., and cor. of Washington and Charlton St., New York. . SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. yEOKIABLE , PLANTS .A-IVl GRAPE VINES, (80 Varieties) PEACH, APrtft, FEAR, FRUIT TREES, &C, Green Ilonae Btoolf, &o., FOR THE SPRING OF 1871 A larre variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable ( stock ottered at (air prices, beeds and plant, by UIUM. - Circular mailed, orenald ai follows: No. 1. Vegetable limits and Heeds, Flower , Beeds. &c. No. 2. Orcein House. Bedding and Flowering , PlnnM, Ornaiiu'nlul Tri'OB, Shrubs, Rouen, o. No. i. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, Hmall FrulU, HO., uuj.x.PiurAntiAnu, ltiverslde Nurseries, .-, t IMf ; . , . UttiTlaburK, Fa. rnA Agent Wanted to Mil the beautiful Photo w gr;iph Marring" eertilleates and l'hoto iraph family Record.. For terms send lamp to Chidkr Baa, Publlshera, York, Fa. 2 4 fc LI, KINDS) r JUH PHINTINOi HMtlviutadl to fUoumncld Tunc fob Otu. , BARCROITT & CO., ' - ImporkiB and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, ' v Cassimeres., : s '' Blankets, LinciiH, Whito Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, . ' (Above Fourth, North Side,) . Philiulclphla. C.IMYISILI.. fc CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, , Oil Cloths, Shades, , Brooms,. ,. Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a fl no assortment of Wood ami . Willow Wnre, v No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. N January 1, 18C9. ' ' " ' " ' A. B. Cunningham. J. II.Lowars. J.S.Oleim. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., ' WHOLESALE DeAXEHS IK - ' Tobacco, Scgars, &c, , NO. 4, NORTU FIFTH STREET, 1 1 a ii:mii I A. 82310 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Ciroccrs, AND COMMISSION M E 11 C II A N (T S No. 120 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. MW The sale of Ehm. Seeds. 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SOWEIt, POTTS & CO., Booksellers A Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &o. It Li A N It II O O It 8 Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Each 3. E. Fritmibm. HAVB lc F ltYMIIti:, Impobtirs and Jobbibb ov . China , Gr 1 a h h AND QUEENSWAHE, 801 and 803, Cherry St., bctwoen Arch Sc Race, PHILADELPHIA. nT1 Constantly on hand, Original Assorted fackages. l. w. lj IV W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Uanck ATWOOD, UANCK & CO., Conimlftuion Jlerclinnts, .' AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt FIN II ,' No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, I PHILADELPHIA, PA. TO 7. MORTIMER' Q H OR RARCJA1NO. His Btock will be found the most complete in tbo county, and consists of D m.o'riiiNO VlttOCKKIFS GHO( KltlFS QIIOK FINniNOS OOADI.ERH HARDWARE O-ITILLOVV WAltK o WlTTALL I'APFll WpnuIIK8all styles JDttATH fe tIAI'H AA-lir J I IT K- OOl )8 WjOTlONbAo. OIL CLOTn VTAILM k HPIKKK WpUOKTOOLHdfct) & PAINTM. OILH i . ... X T A1MNS fc MMCK XVTKON Jto HTKKI. CAKRTAGK IIAKUWABR V KLOPiib dc PAP KB GOOPS OF EVERY;. STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ;; ALL AND SEE. ,' u ... V. DAVY&HUNT, 1 Great AVestern Carriage and .!i..y',." ' Vllarness . . , 1311,1313;, 1318 A 1317 MARKET ST. ' PHILADELPHIA, PA. Ki " . . r 1'nllliiK and Shirting top Riipries rrom$S0 toJ-200. s 'erniantown (Miming Heat) from 7ii to SIM). Rnckiiwnys (Leather Tilmmed) from (fun to SIM. Dearborn. No Ton Rubles, Jiigiier and Ilusl ni'xs W.iuiiiih fnmi Mito I12S. Mingle llsi iiess from 81s to S7S per set, ; i . Douulo Harness fibm 8J0 to fi& per set ji J Rlankets, Whips, Halters, Slieets, AfKliansand everything appertalninu to the business at equal ly low prices. Our motto is "Cheaper tliuii the Cheapest." Give us a call before piuehadini else where. . ., . 83m 1. 1'OltT HEALK, ( 1 : wira i BARNES, B1XO. & IIERRON, Wholesale Dealers In 1 Iliitst, Caps, Furi-i, AND STRAW-GOODH, No. 603 MARKET STREET, SlOly PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX Si CO., Wholesale Dealers In lints, Osipw, Itii'N, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. 35, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Iletwecn Market and Arch Streets,) 0.18 el PIIIEADELP1IIA. W. F. KOIILIUt, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, . AMD Stra w - O o t 1 w 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA .. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. TRADE fTO MARK. Patented. BLATCIILET'8 Cucumber Wood Pumpn, TAstAlnss. Tliirnlttn. FfSplAtit .ml S j CHEAP I J 1 Are already widely known and de- lni m iinifi" servedlv uouuiar. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps still more strongly to the favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup piled with full descriptive Catalogues, 1'rko Lbt 6io., upon application. TINGLEY'S PATENT HORIZONTAL i i: citEAiri l hi:i:zi;k, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art Bend for a Descriptive Catalogue. F. Mortiheii, New Bloomneld, Pa., Is Agent fur these Pumps. CUAS. G. BLATCHLEY, Manrri 60fl Commerce Street, 8 13tf Philadelphia, Pa. H1 The "Christian Graces." A new $5 picture of surpassing Grace and Beau ty GIVEN AWAY to each Subscriber to ARTHUR'S HOME MAGAZINE FOR 1873. A Magazine for cultured homes. A Magazine always up to the advancing thought, so , clal pi ogress and spirit of the times. A Magazine In which the lighter literature of the period Is made the vehicle of pure and noble sentiment. 4 XHE - P A I T II, CHRISTIAN HOPE, . UHACKS." . , 0 U A, R I T Y . "And now abldeth Faith, nope, and Chari ty threse three, but tho greatest of these is Charity." $7.50 IN TALUE, FOR $2.50. , It Is a long time since anything has appeared In Christian art so lovely and so exquisite in design and execution as this large and elegant Hue and stipple steel engraving, " The Chris tian Graces," size HI by 27 Inches. The group ing of the figures Is graceful beyond concep tion, and the faces of such rare and heavenly beauty, that it seems ai if the artist must have seen them In a virion. Every subscriber to "Arthur's Illustrated Home Magazine" for 1878 will receive a copy of this splendid IS picture FREE. Price of Home Magazine, (fa. 50 a year. Specimen copy of Magazine 15 cents. LOCAL AGENTS WANTED everywhere to get subscribers for our beautiful Magazine, so wen Known tor the last twenty years, and so great a favorite with the people. Intelligent men and women can make large commissions. Send for agents' confidential circular. Yon can hardly show 'THKCHRISTIAN GRACES,' to any person of taste and flue religious feel. Ings, without getting a subscriber. No disap pointment about prompt delivery of pictures, as we have mad ample arrangement for their rapid production. . .. ,, , , ... T. B. ARTHUR A BON, ' 800 ft Ml Chestnut St., ' B it Philadelphia, Pa. WTeUn. Velveteen of iplendld quality for ule by V. Mobtimb, . It can be! had. Cut bit if desired. i , Tho Higher Law. Serjeant Johnson and three " high pri vates" belonging to Company C, Regiment New York Volunteers, woro granted a furlougUi from tho Army of the Potomac, and with happy hearts' started, on a visit to their friends in Beneca county, Now York'. ' ' ', ' . They were all in tho- same car, on the road between Elmiiu and Geneva, and they wove passing the time in telling stories and eating 'peanuts. They were not particular as to tho disposition they mado of the nut hollj, and ' tho floor of the car near whore they sat Boon became littered with them. Tho conductor coming around, and seeing tho shells on the floor, gpoko to tho party as follows: " Gentlemen, it is against the rule to eat peanuts on this car." ' Johnson bowed to tho conductor and that official passed on. Returning in a fe minutes, ho noticed that tho little company were eating their uuts and cracking their jokes without any regard to tho admonition, he had just given them. " Gentlemen," said he, "you must not cat huts on this Car: it is a positive vio!a- tion of the rules, and cannot be tolerated." "Yes, Bir;we hoar yon," said Johnson quietly. Returning again after a short absence, the now irato conductor found these four "boys in blue" munching away at their nuts as though there were no rules to vio late, or no officials to enforco them. " Didn't I tell you to stop eating nuts ?" thundered the maddened conductor. "Yes, sir, you did," was tho subdued reply. "Well, then, sirs, why in tho name of reason don't you quit?" " Because, sir," said Johnson, " we feel authorized to eat ou." " Authorized to eat on 1 Who in tho thunder authorized you to do that, I'd like to know ?" " Tho maker of this car, sir," said John son. "Tho maker of this car 1 How do you make that appear?" "Very readily, sir. I will demonstrate it to you." And Johnson, rising to his feet, pointed to a mctallio plato ou the car door. " I don't know what you mean," said tho nonplussed conductor. "Can't you read ?" asked Johnson. "Yes, I can read; but I don't want any of your nonsense bore. I I I do don't understand you 1" "Well, sir," said Johnson, "that me tallic plato says, 'Eat on Johnson Co. 1' and it is signed 'maker.' My name is Johnson, and those boys are my company ; and as long as the maker' of this car tells me and my company to 1 eat on' I'll do it, even if the president of this road were on the train ? So go along with your ' rules and your nonsense." A hearty laugh from tho passengers fol lowed this retort of tho sergeant's ; and nil eyes were directed to tho plate on tho door, and in gilt letters they saw tho words, " Eaton, Johnson & Co., Makers." The conductor smiled at the joke, and calling the train-boy, ho gave tho following order: " Boy, you will supply Johnson & Co., with all the peanuts they can cat from hero to Geneva, I will foot the bill. Such smartness as this company possesses should be encouraged." Another Slow Railroad. A correspondent tells the following of a slow railroad: " A railroad runs from Os wego to Syracuse. It is ' thirty-six miles long. I rode on it, and those cars move bo slow that if you want tho draught in your face you have to rido backward to get it. Tbey never have hot journals on that road; the great danger is that the stuffing and gravy around the axles will freeze. The scroechof tho locomotive is very faint, kind o' liko the warblo of a four-year- old boy blowing through a knot-hole in a board fence. It is capable of giving a grasshop per a thrill of alarm, but won't scare a crow worth a leather cuss. The conductor, en gineer and fireman always walk ahead of the train to look for broken rails, and tho cows always run on ahead of them to keep out of the dust. I tried an experiment. Two trains were passing, and I stuck a match out of tho window and lot the head of it rub against a passenger-car. It went so slow I couldn't strike a light. If you ever take a trip from Oswego to Syracuse over that road you want to take lots of clothes, a whole bam and a barrel of corned-beef along with you." The Adventures or a Wyandotte Man. Recently a Wyandotte man appeared at the Detroit and Milwaukee depot with a large mirror under his arm, and while wait ing for the train he tat the mirror down against a seat. A big dog owned by a saloon-keeper wandered in and toon caught sight of the ugliest and meanest dog he ever aw reflected in the mirror. lie arch ed his back and rolled bis eyes, and th other dog did the same. He showed his teeth and lifted bis back a little higher and the other dog followed suit At length angered beyond control, the do gave howl and a jump, intending to get the other dog by the fore paw. There was a smash and a crash, a time of cursing and kicking, and the Wyandotter went to see the chief of police about having someone f
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