'7 Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Adrcrtiscmentg. Philadelphia Advertisements. HUMOROUS ITEMS Vlnranr Tlttterft are not a vile Fancy Drink, made of Ptxir Run;, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquor, doctored, spiced, and iweeicned to pleate the tasm, called ' 'Ionic-," " Appetiiera," "Reilorers Ac. , that lead tlie tippler on to drnnketmeas and ruin, but nre a true Medicine, made from the native roote and herbs of California, free from nil Alcoholic .Stimulants. They are the Great Mood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and In vibrator of the ' System, carrying oflT all poisonous matter and restoring the blood lo a healthy condition, enrichinjr it, refreshing and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their results, tife and reliable in all forms of disease. No Perinn can take thoaa Hitters accord ing to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dynprpaiu or Indlireat Ion. Headache, Pain In the Shoulder. Coughs, TiRhtncss of the Chest, Dit ziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lung, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptom, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Fe hi file Complaints in young or old, married or stnfrle, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. For Inflammatory nml Chronic Rhen mntlnm and Gnut, Dyspepsia or Iudicestion, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, fiaencs of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood, wtrch is generally produced by derange ment of the Digestive Orpans, They are aUenil Purgative fs woll a a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam mation of the Liver ana Visceral Organs, and in Bilious " Diseases. For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use nf these Bitters. One bottle in such cases wilt convince the most incredulous of their curative effiicta. IrtukHO the Vitiated Tllool whenever you find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse it when yoti find it ob structed and sluggish in the veins : cleanse it when it is foul : your feeluiRS will tell you when. Keep the blood pit, end the health of the system will follow. Urate ful thousand proclaim Vihugar Bit tkks the most wonderful iuvigoraiU that ever sustained the sinking system. Fin, Tape, ant other Worm. lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist: There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the earth whoscbKly iserempt froTi the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin tics, will free tiie system from worms like these Bit ters. Mechanical Disease, Persons engaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold -beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this take a dose of Walker's VinsgaK Bittem once or twice a week, as a Preventive. UlllouH, Remittent, ft,l Intermittent Fo vers, wliich are 10 prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially hise of the Missi-tsippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Bra to, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. There are always more or less obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulations. Iu their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. There ii no cathartic for the purpose equal to Da. J. Walker's Vinegar Bittrrs, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Hero fit ta, or King's Kvll, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations. Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Dis eases, Wai.kkr's Vinegar Bitters have shown their great curative powers iu the most obstinate and Intract able cases. Dr. Walker's Call fornta Vinegar Dlt tere act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar Bitters are Aerient, Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vinrgar Bitters are the best safe guard in all cases of eruptions and, malignant fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing projerties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Bilious proerties stimulate the liver, in he secre tion of bile, and its discharges through the biliary ducts, and are superior to all remedial ageuts, for the curs of Bilious Fever, Fever nnd Ague, etc. Fortify the body against dlacase by puri fying all its fluids with Vinkgar Bitters. No epi demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, tlwi bowels, the kidneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great unrig orant. . Directions. Take of the Bitters on going to bed at night from a half to one and one-half wine-glaufull. Eat good nourishing food, such as beef steak, mutton cliop. venisoo, roast beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget able ingredients, and contain no spirit. J.WALKER, Prop'r. H II MuDOtfALD4bCf Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cel., aodcor. of Waahingtn and Charlton Sts., New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEAURS' -y KUE TABLE GIUPE VINES, (30 Varieties.) PEACH, APPLE, PEAK, FRUIT TREES, &c, Orcon JIouho Ktoclt, Scc, FOE TIIE BPRINQ OF 1872. A large variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable fitock ofiored at lair prices. . Heeds and pluuta, ly num. Circulars m.nlt'd. DrpTmld aft follow: No. l. Vegetable Plants and tfeeds, Flower ftends. &c . ' 1 No. 2. Own Houit Reddln and Flowering Plants, Ornamental Tire. KhruW, Hoses, Min. No. a. (JiHpo Vines. Fruit Trees, (Small Fruits, AO., wo, tijiu, r. NiTAiiiirtni, Riverside Nurnerles, 0 IStf ilunlsbiiiu, Pa. AAV A tmaniaA tj BU fh tttftn I it i fill PhtvtA. unh Murrtaue ct-rtilu :iti and Photo- graph famliy IEfcniilx. Purteims stud stamp to CuniJLit & Ism, Publishers, York, Pa. ' 6 i L A I.I. kiniu iir .loll PRINTING V Neatly executed at the Bloonitlold Timet BAR0ROFT & CO., Iinporltis and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DllY - GOODS, Cloths, , 4 Cassiracres, ; Blankets, . Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. IlA.YII.Ii & CO., Wholesale Dealers la Carpets, Oil Cloths, ' Shades, Brooms, . -Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4tli, . Y Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1869. - A. B. Cunningham. J, II. Lewars. J. B.Gleim. Cunningham, Oleim & Co., WnoLBSALl Dealers ih " Tobacco, Segars, &'c; NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PIIIIiAIKI.PIIIA. ' ' ' - 82310 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale CJroeers, ' 1 ' ; , . i i AND ', COMMISSION MEKCHANTS No. 120 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia, MT The sale of Eees. Seeds. Grain and Wool a specialty. 81 - nease sena ior a circular. . , i .48 WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whltoman. Hickman, Wain & Whiteman, , DEAXEKS IS Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 222 MARKET BTREET, riIIL,ADELI'JIIA, 1A. A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitob Na- vr, always on hand. 4 82 tf 10 John Shattner, Jr. E. S. Zleglcr. Theo. Hume SHAFFNER, ZIEGLEK & CO., Successors to . . 8HAFFNEB, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hoalery, t GIovcm, Illbbous, Muspenderfi, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourt Street, ' ' , PHILADELPHIA, PA. f Agents for Lancaster Combs. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HAllDAVARE HOUSE No. 62r, Market Street. ritiladelphla. H. II. TAYI.OH, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, . Philadelphia Pa II OAR, McCONKET & CO., duccessori to WM. W. PAUL & CO., WUOMSAI.l BOOT AND SHOE. WABEH0USE, S8 Market Bt. and 014 Commerce Street, ' Philadelphia,' Penn'a. WHOLESALE Jannary 1. 16W. John Lucas & Co., Bole ana THE OXLY MANCFACTURERS", or TBI IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure While Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, ' Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALERS IN Patent aVEotlioinoH . 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, . Philadelphia, Pa. A. FULL STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE . BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, ' AND AT VERY LOW rillCES. A Good location for business, enables us Jo ofTer Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us atrial. 38tf D AVID D. ELDER & CO., tjuccessors to MILLER '& ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLA'NK BOOK MANUFACTURERS. And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, . No. 430 Market Street, ' SI PHILADELPHIA, PA. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Booksellers & Stationers, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 823 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, KobertW History of kUa ITttltarl Sltutul VMltftll'K i lllMlllA MllDtt. XlR. VUV VUlMlU WKWu., m. v-.vw.. u w ...... v T - RLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t A. it. EADB J. E. Fbbtmibi. KAUB & FItYMIRE, . IMPOKTEBS AMD JODBEHB OF China, Ol a s s " '''AND QUEENSWAHE, 801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, ' PUILADELPXIIA. BT-Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. to- ij i W. A. ATWOOU.s Isaac W. Range ATAVOOD, BANCK & CO., CoiuiuInnIou 9Iereliants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kind of Plckledand Bait F I & IX , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA , PA. G O TO MOUTIMER'Ci, Oil BAKUAlJiO. Ilia Stock will be found the most complete in the county, ami conmstu or lit noons DI.OTlllNU Vri'tot'KHIES VriltOt'KHIES UCIIIOK FINniNGH Ajq ADI.KR8 H AHDWARK OlTtril.I.OW WAltK o WtttAI. I'Al'Klt VVpuiTSllKht all styles i DpOOTS H. 8HOKH iJTTA'J'M te C'AI'K AAlTniITK-iO018 ' W VTOTIONS dto. Al OIL CLOTH " MAII.H MMKKM nirilM'K TOOJ.8 JCj pAINTM, OI LH p AIHlkstet4HT"K AVTltON & HTKKL ifiAHHlAOK HAUDWARR .. . , N Vlii.OiJidtl'AlEB GOODS OF IJVERY BTYLB CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. IP DAVY & HUNT, Great Western Carriage, and Harness X3V.ZV.A.lt, 1311,1313,1318 & 1317 MARKET ST. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Falling and ShlfMns-top BugRles from tm to J200. (ierniHlltuwii (Shining Keats) from 70 to S15& Rockaways (leather Trimmed) from JHO to 150. Dearborns, No Tup BuKirles, Jagger and Busi ness W agnns from luO to S126. Hlngle llarness from JIMo fTHper set. Double Harness from $25 to Wiicr set. Blankets, Whips, Halters, Sheets, Afghans and everything appertaining to the business at equal ly low prices. Our motto Is "Cheaper than the Cheapest." Give us a call before purchaslniielse where. 33 0111 1. TOUT BKAJLE, WITH BARNES, BHO. & IIERRON, Wholesale Dealers In IIiiIh, Caps, IJ'iirs, AND NTlt u. W - (i O O 1) H , No. 603 MARKET STREET, 6101y PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Hats, Cnps, U'ui's, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. dr, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) G.KScl PHILADELPHIA. W. F. K01II.ie, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, I AMD'' Straw - O o o d h , 158 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. TRADE (TR) MARK. Patontod. BLATCHLET'S Cucumber Wood Pumps, Tasteless, Durable. ElUcleut, and CHEAP ! Are already widely known and de- serredly popular. - RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recmmend these Pumps stlll'more strongly to the favor of the nubile and tho trade. Dealers sup plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List io., upon application. , . .' TINGLET'S PATENT HORIZONTAI, - . m i: cruaiti 1 in:B:zrit, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known- 10 me Art. eena ior a Descnpuve caiaiogue.( -F. MoiiTiMEn, New Bloomtleld. Pa., Is Agent for these Pumps. 1 CHAS. Q. BLATCHI.EV, Manf'r, , : 606 Commerce Htreet, 613tf Philadelphia, Pa. EVERY LADT SHOULD HAVE IT ! Peterson's Magazine I 1 FroMpcctiw lor 1873! TIIE CHEAPEST AND BEST J PETERSON'S MAGAZINE has the best Original Stories of anyof the lady's books, the best Colored Fashion Plates, the best Recipes, the best Steel Engravings, Ac, ike. Every family ought to tuke It. It gives more for tho money than any iu the world. It will contain, next year, in its twelve numuers One Thousand Pages Fourteen Splendid Eteel Plates 1 l wclve colored Benin pat terns, Twelve Mammoth Colored Fashions; Nine Hundred Wood Cuts 1 Twenty-Four Pages of Musle ! It will also give Five Original Copyright Novek'ts. by Mrs. Ann S. Stephens, Frank Lee Benedict, and others of the best authors of America. Also, nearly a hundred snorter stories, all original. Its superD MAMMOTH COLORED FASHION PLATES are ahead of all others. These plates are en graved on iteel, twice the usual size. TERMS (Always In Advance) f 2.00 A TEAR Ohbat Rrdpctioh to Clubs. 2 Copies for 13.50 : 8 for 84.50, with a copy of the superb mezzotint (20x16) "Christ Weep ing Over Jerusalem" 10 too person gouiug up the Club. 4 Copies for $0.50 1 6 for f 9.00 ( 10 for f 14.00, with an extra copy of the Magazine for the year 1873, as a premium to the person getting up the Club. 1 r ftmnA. ID f.419 AA 111. V. ... I. O VUpiCB lUr V 1 W.W I A IUI Til W, ItU UULU an extra copy of the Magazine, and the premi um mezzotint, to me person gelling up me Cluu. Address, post-paid, CHARLES J. PETERSON, HUG Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa Specimens sent gratis If written for. ' Shawls and Cress Goods, A Tarietyof shawls suited for lull wear, and some new styles of Diens Goods, have juht been re ceived uy r . juohtimeu. can ana see tuera i I I A portrnit of "--A , ! fquire .taken "i'if j-A Kovember Oth, at ' " ji I yli 7 'oloc,t A" M' 1 1 t3?" There is a man so nican in Now York, that he wixhes the landlord to re duce the price of board because ho has had two teeth extracted. t2T A newly married couple riding in a carriage was overturned, whereupon a Btand-by said' it was a shocking sight. " Yes," said a gentleman, "to see those just wedded, to 'fall out' so soon." Old Scotch lady: "Take snuff, sir?" Gentleman (with large nasal promontory, indignantly): " D I look like a snuffor?" Old lady: " "Well, I can't jist say you do, though I maun say ye hue grand accomo dations." . tW A fresh arrival from England went one day to a livery stable, and expressed a wish for a carriage. The man in attend ance asked if she hould like a buffalo. The cockney seemed startled, and stam mered out: " 'Well, I think I'd rather 'avo a ,oss." t39 In a crowded tavern, a judge and an Irishman were obliged to room together. "Now, Tat," said the judgo, "you would have had to have staid a long time in Ireland before - you would have slept with a judge." ' "Ay, ay, sir!" answered Pat, "an yer honor would have to have staid a long time in Ireland afore you'd been a judge." t3f" ''John, did you leave Mr; Jones' umbrella at his house ?" "No ma," said John. " And why did you not my son? Didn't I tell you to?" "Yes, ma," said John; " but didn't you tell me a little whilo ago, to keep something for a rainy day ? and what better thing can I keep than au umbrella ?" IS" The rrovidence Herald has the fol lowing: " A passenger by the Metis, who floated around all night, and reached land at last with vivid thoughts of his wife's anxiety, rushed to the nearest telegraph office and sent this message: " Dear P., I am saved. Creak it gently to my wife 1" Z3T An Irishman went, for the first time to a play. Just as the drop curtain de scended, after the first act, an engine in the basement exploded and tho Colt was blown through tho roof, alighting in the next square. His first remark after com ing to his sonses, was, " and what the divil will they play next?" The following note was writen to a schoolmate by a girl who had been absent for several days: "Dear Susie I shan't attend school again until 1 get some new cuffs, collars and jewelory. Dear Mama agrees with mo that it is my Dooty to take tly shine out of that Upstart Mamy Jones, and I'll do it if I never loam nothing." fSTThe reign of the servant girls havo commenced. A gentleman of tho city sent to tho intelligence office to obtain a " young lady" to look on whilo his wife did the work. Tho fair creature who was offered for the place after asking some fifty ques tions about whether they had"tub8 sot," whether tho "kitchen was downstairs," etc, asked how many ovenlngB she could have "out." "Well," said tho gentleman, " I don't see how we can let you have more than seven." How many children havo you ?" said the hand-maidou. ." Only one boy eight years old, but we will drown him if you think he'd be in the road." 1 Found One. A talk rather green-looking fellow walk ed into a New York saloon where they were talking politics upon a high key, and stretching himself up tc his full height, ex claimed in a loud voice, "Where are the Democrats now? Bhow me a democrat, gontlemen, and I will show you a liar." In an Instant a man stood before tho in quirer in a warlike attitude, and exclaimed, " I em a Democrat, sir' ' ; " Tou are ?" , " "Yes, sir, lam!" " " " Well, just you stop around the corner with me, and I'll show you a fellow who said I couldn't ' find a Democrat in tho ward). Ain't he a liar I should like to know?"- .,
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