7 Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertlscnicnts. Philadelphia Adrn'tisements. HUMOROUS 'ITEMS ljc ritca, New BloomficlS, j)n. Vinpffar Rlttrfl ara not ft rile Fancy Drink, made of roor Rnrn, Wlitakey. Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spiced, and sweetened to please the taste, called ' Tonics," Appetisers,' ' Restorers' Ac, that lead ttie tiller on toidrunkenntss aod rain, but nre A true Medicine, mads from the native roots and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the Great Wood Purifier and a Life-Rivinff Principle, a Perfect Renovator and InviRorator of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthv condition, enriching it, refreshing and invigorating both mind and body. -They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their results, safe and reliable in all forms of disease. No Person can take tlieae Hitters accord ins; to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and tho vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dyspepsia or Infiltration. Headache, Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Dix sine, Sour K nictations of the blomach, bad Taste in the Mouth,. Hihous Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptom, nre the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and on a bottle will prove a better guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. .. For Feninlo Complaints, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. , Tot Tiifliimmntoiy nml Chronic Itheii matlsin and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent fevers, diseases of the lllood, Liver, Kidtioys and Madder, these Hitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Ulood, which is generally produced by derange ment of the Digestive Organs. Tlievnre aCientlo Purgative ns tvell ni a Tonic, possessing also the pucuihr merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Intlam matien of the Liver and Visceral Organs, itud iu Dilioui Diseases. For SUIn Dlnsi , .Eruptions, Teller, Salt Rheum, Mutches, Spot is I'lniples, Pustules, lloils, Car buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, nre literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Hitlers. One bottle in such cases will convince the most incredulous of their curative effects. , ( Cleanse tjio Tillnintl lllood whenever you find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse it when you find it oh- , Mructed and sluggish in the veins : cleanse it when it is foul ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Grateful thotinmils proclaim Vinegar Hit thus the roost wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. Plii, Tape, and oilier Worms, lurking In the system of so many thousands, are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol-. ogist : There is scarcely an individual upon the face of tho earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin itics, will free the system from worms like these Hit ters. Mechanical Diseases'. Persons engaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters. Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this take a dose of Walker's Vinegar Bitters once or twice a week, as a Preventive. UIIIoiis, Remittent, and Intermittent Fevers, which nre so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Braios, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so dnriug seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. There ara always more or less obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat-' ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for the purpose equal to Da. J. Walker's Vinegar Hitters, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or KIiir' ICvlI, White Swellings, Ulcers, Krysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Dis eases, Walkrr's Vinrgar Bitters have shown their great curative powers iii the most obstinate and Intract able casrs. Dr. Walker's California Vinegar Bitters act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying the Ulood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permauent curs is effected. The properties of Dr. Wai.kkk's Vikrgar Hitters are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Hilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar Hitters are tlie nest safe guard in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from in Mam mat ion, wind, colic, cramps, etc Their Counter-irritant influence exteuds throughout the system. Their Diuretic properties act on tlie Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Hilious prerties stimulate the liver, iu the secre tion of bile, and its discharges through tlie biliary ducts, and are superior to all remedial agents, for the cure of Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague, etc Fortify tlie body Hlnst disease by puri fying all its fluids with Vinkgar Dittkrs. No epi demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. Tlie liver, the stomach, the bowels, the kidneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great uivig orant. Directions -Take of the Hitters on going to bed at night from a half to one and one-half wine-glasafulL Eat good nourishing food, such as beefsteak, mutton chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget able ingredients, and contain no spirit. ( J WALKER, Prop'r, li. II. MeDONALDetCO, Druggists and Gen. Agts., Sag Francisco, Cel., and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts., New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. EOKTABLE PLANTN AZVU NEEDS! GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.) PEACH, APPLE, FEAIt, FliClT TREES, eVo Green Iloutte Htoclc, &o.t VOR THE BP It I NO OF 1872. A larpe variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable stock offered at lulr prices. Heed at id plauU, by Circular mailed, oronald aa fallows No. 1. Vegetable Plants and Heeds, Flower atrous. wo, No. 2. Green Hon, Bidding and Flowerlntr Plants, Ornamental Traps, 4 iiniio. vi imiiix-iimi j ttu, cuii u iw, HnviN. ail. No. 8. Grill Vines. Fruit Trees, Hnum Fruits. fl..&C GEO. F. McFAKLAKD, . HhnilW, KoHefi. &. Riverside Nurseries. llarrlttbui g, Pa, Kfkfrt A (rents wanted to dell the heatitlfnl Photn. uvUU graph Marriage oertllloate. and I'hoto graph (anilly Kevurilw. For tarnis nend stamp to -V Nnatly executed tit the MloomdcW Times A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Le wars. J. S.Glolm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholes alb Dbalebs in Tobacco, Sogars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH BTKKET, ni ir.Aii:riii ia. 41 ; ' . 82310 PATTERSON lt NEWLIN, Wholesale CJroccrs, v ' , ' AND '' , . ' v COMMISSION MERCHANTS No. 120 AKCH BTREET. Philadelphia. a- The sale of Eggs.iieeds, Grain and Wool a appclaltv- T 31 Please send (or aXircular. -48 WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH n G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Vhltcman. Hickman, Wain & "Whitemnn, - DEALERS IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c.f No. 222 MARKET STREET, - IIIILADEL,1I1IA, PA. J- A full Stock of the Celebrated MONITOR NA vr, always on hand. 4 32 tf 10 BAKCROFTr& CO InitorltiB nnJ Jobbers 01 Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, ' - Cassimcres, Blankets, , Linens, White GoodJ, Hosiery, &o., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, .(Above Fourth, North Side,) rhilndclpliln. CJIlAYIlII.Ii & CO., L Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, . Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment ot " ' Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1869. John Shatlner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Ru me SIIAFFNEK, Z1EOLER&C0., Successors to 8HAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, CSlOVCH, . ' . .. IllbboiiM, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety oi TRIMMINGS AKD FANCY GOODS, Ho. 88, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. LLOID, SUPrLEE, k WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 62S Market Btreet, Philadelphia. H. It. TA I.OIt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, ' North East Corner of 2nd and Arch BtrcetT, Philadelphia Pa H OAR, McCONKET 4 CO., tsuccoesori to . WM, W. PAUL & CO., WnOLBBAL BOOT AND SHOE WABEHOUSE, Market St. and H Commerce Btreet, Philadelphia, Penn'a. WRICHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Drug gists, , AND DEALERS IN , f In,'toiit rodioijios 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A. FULL BTOCK OF EVERYTIIINO CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, . AXI) AT VKIIV lOWBICES, A Good location for business, enables na M oiler inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. 3 Sit AVID D. ELDER A CO., OUCCC8801S tO , MILLER & ELDER, ; Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealer In .... WINDOW CURTAINS . . , ) t WALL FAFER, No. 430 Market Street, 31, . . rUILADELI'IIIA, PA. John Lucas & Co., . Bole ana TUB ONLY MANUFACTURERS OP TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure While Iead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Bookseller fe Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Banders' New Readers, and the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, Sio.' BLAKK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Kaub J. E. Fretmibb. KA1II1 & FltYUIItl, iHFOBTXn ADD JOBBERS 0 China, Glass AND QUEENSWAHE, 801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, I PHILADELPHIA. Cr Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ly 10 W. A. ATWOOD. Isaac W. Kanck ATWOOD, KANCK & CO., CoiuiuInmIoii Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers In aft kinds of Pickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. G O TO . MORTIMER' Q OR DAROAlNOi Ills Btock will be found the most complete In the county, find conuieta or DHY GOOD! PI..OTIIINO VflllOCKRIKS uqiiok fin'dixos Oqadi.kkh hahdwarr O-ITTI LI.W WAltK 0 W-niti'SilKHall styles DnlKITN fc HllOl.H iJTJATM te i'AI'8 H-ITM IIT K-J OO 1)8 WjjOXlOMb AO. nili CI.OTII VXTA1 L. 'XTAlLHdfcHPTKF.H DAINTW, OILH i. RAIsiKa b Kl'ICK THON At KTUKh pAKKIAOE llAhDWARE GOODS OF EVERY STYLE ipHEAP FOR CASH, JXLL AND &EE. r 1). I'OllT HEALK, WITH BARNES, BRO. & IIERRON, Wholesale Dealers In lints, Cups, JJ'iii's, AND ' ' , STllAW-GOODS, No. 503 MARKET STREET, 101y PHILADELPHIA. C. K. JORDAN. J. FOX Jordan, fox & to., Wholesale Dealers In lints, Caps, ITiirs, AND . STRAW GOODS, HO. ' 85, NORTH THIRD ' STREET, (Retween Market and Arch Streets,) G.18.el PHILADELPHIA. W. F. icoi iridic, JODBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, Straw Goods 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 891yl0 PIHLADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps, 4 TRADE fRl MARK. ZZS P.itcntcd. BLATCIILEI'S Cuctimbor 'Wood Pumps, Tasteless, Durable, Eflicient, and OHHAP I - Are already widely known and de servedly popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps stlll.'more strongly to the ravor oi i lie pumic aim tne trade, jjeaitirs sup ulled with full descriptive Catalouues. Price List- &c., upon aiplicatiou . TINGLEY'S rATENT HORIZONTAL SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the ttnest quality of Cream known to tlie Art. benu lor a Descriptive catalogue. - F. Mohtimkii. New Uloomilekl. 1'a.. Is Aijent tor these Pumps. CHAS. G. BLATCHLEY, Manf'r, 600 Coliunei'co Street, 5 13tf - Pliiladelphla, l'a. UXUVOUil O This Is not the lowest priced, QTITT T AT? Imtbelni? much the best Is In K I It It the end bv far the cheauest. OIL. Do not fail to K've It a trial, and you will use no other. THE alarming Increase In the number of fright ful accidents, resulting Iu terrible deaths and the destruction of valuable property, caused uy uitt uiuisci iiiiuitiio useui uu. Known umier uie name of netrnleuin. nronints us to call vour sue- clal attention to an article which will, wherever i sf.ii, remove me uaube oi sucn acciuents. We-allude U Carson's Stellar Oil FOR , ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The Dronrietor of this Oil has tor several vears felt the necessity of providing for. and nresent us to the public as a substitute for the dangerous comiKiunds which are sent broadcast over the country, an oil that Is SAFE and BRILLIANT, and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo rious anu cosiiyexiwrimeiiis, no nas aucceeuea in nH..l.ll.. ...! m.iu xlT..pU in tl.a n.tl.llA 1.1 l. ,1,11, IK, IIV" WIKIld mo miiuiiu. DUUI . substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It should be used by every family, 1ST, Because It Is safe beyond a question. The primary purpose in the preparation of STELLAR OIL has been to make it PERFECTLY SAFE, thus Insuring the lives and property of those who use it. 2D, Because it is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11- uminator now known. SD, Because it is more economical, in the long run, than any ot the dangerous oils and fluids now in too common use. 4TII, Because it 1 intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving tlie greatest possi ble light at the least expenditure to the consum er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. To nrevent the adulteration of this with the at. plosive compounds now known under the name of kerosene, Sc., tc, It Is put up for family use in Five (iallon cans, each can being sealed, and stamped with the trade mark (if the proprietor; It cannot be tampered with between the manufac turer aim consumer, xoue is genuine willioul lue TRADE-MARK. Dl JlJiJAlk Ulii IB B4UU UIIIV Uy WVIKUl'i OUCH CHU containing five gallons of six and a half pounds each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas ure. It is the duty and Interest of all dealers and consumers of Illuminating oil to use the STKLLAH oi i. on j, because it mum is Known to be sale auu reliable. .V All orders should be addressed to jniii:. & co., WHOLESALE A&ENTS, 136 South Front Street, lBly Philadelphia. - "TO BOOK AGENTS." MARK TWAIN'S NEW BOOK, "ROUCHINC IT," Is readv tor Canvassers. It Is a companion vol ume to "Innocents Abroad," of which 100,000 copies have been sold. Don't waste time on books one wants, but take one people will stop you In the streets to subscribe for. "There Is a time to laugh." and all who read this book will see clearly that time has come. Apply at once for territory or circulars. Address DTJFFIELD ASHMEAD, Publisher, 4 1 711 Bin m Btreet, Phllads phi. from home sir. Would you plcnse loavo your name?" " F;ilx;nn' what ITioliivilii' "my nanie for bedad 1 when lie knowsjuie quite weH?" OTA . westornj editor recently man led a girl named .Church, And he , says he has felt happier since he joined tho Church than ever he didjbeforc. 2 " ' t3fA"I'soldicr, tellingjiis mother of the terrible firing nt Chicankhmnugun, ' vrns asked ly her why ho did not get behind a trco.Ei" Tree !" paid ho ; " thoro wnsn't enough for the officers." ' ' " ' I lfrgr"Who uwas the meekest Jman, my sou,''iidf the superintendent of a boy Biblo class in the State of Vermont.' " Moses, sir," " Very well, my boy ; and who was the meekest woman?" " Please sir,;thoro nevcr'was no meekest womnn.','. tSSTIt is told of a Connecticut flold of ficer, better ncqtinintod with farming than soldiering, that when circumstances placed him in command of liis"regimcnt at Hat terns.he wished tofoblique his column in marching and'gave tho order, " Haw around that mudpuddlo." ' t$T" What ever God made is perfect," said a Western preacher. "JWlmt do you ' think of mo?" , said a hunchback rising and exhibiting his own deformity. " Why, that you are ns perfect a hunch back as I ever saw," OTJohnny, when aged five hadhis pic turcs taken. Every visitor must needs bo shown tho album, the front pnrt of which contained a card of Johnny, taken when ho was a baby. ' Without giving tho visitor a chance to look at it ho turned to the back part of the album, saying: "Don't look at that. That's mo, whonIaa little girl. Now I'm a big boy." ESTWhon Mrs. Isabella Becchcr Hooker was "pleading bofore the Willimautic Se lectmen for the admission of women ns vo ters, she stated that sho believed one of the gentlemen before her was in sympathy with tho movement. The gentleman referred tc asked her tho reason for believing so, and she said sho could soe it in the twinkle of his eye,' "I beg your ' pardon," said tho gentleman, " but that eye is a glass eye." 3?Gleric.il Gentleman, who objects to smoke, and means to make an examnlo: May I inquire your name, sir?" Com mercial: "To bo sure you may. I'm Da vis, from . Bradfod, in the stuff trado. What name and lino mighl yours be ?" Clerical gentleman (with irony): "Jonee, in tho spiritual, sir. Commercial Cnot nn. ticing the irony): " What . an awful prico you vo run gin up to Jones, in tho last fortnight." The clorical gentleman dis covered he had a friend in another car. (During the late robellion a man out west, in a small gathering of friends was ty" Master's urging upon their minds the importance of enlisting. "Go, my brave friends," said ho ; fight for your country die for it, if It be necessary ; for it is sweet to die for your native land," " But," said one, " if it is sweet to dio for one' country, why don't you go?" This was a poser, and for a mo ment disconcerted him ; but rallying, he declared that ho, as an individual, " was not fond of sweet things." tW" Phairest of the phair," sighed the lover, " phancy pheeling when I phoreseo the phearful consequences of our phleeiilg phrom your phather's phamily. Fhew phollows could have phaeed the musio with so much phortitude as I have ; and as phicklo phortune phails to smile upon our love, I phind myself phorcod to phorego the pleasure of becoming your husband. Phair, phair Phrances, pharewell, phare woll phorover." "Hold, Phranklin, hold!" screamed Phrances, " I will phollow you phoreverl" But Phranklin phlod, and Phrances phainted. t3William S. is a teamster, who is no ted for keeping lato hours, as he usually goes homo at two o'clock in tho morning. Well, one stormy night about a year ago William concluded to go home early, and accordingly he arrived at his house just at midnight In answer to his knock his mother opened a window and inquired: "Who is there?" " William," was the reply. - " No," said she, " yon can't come that over me ; my William won't be home for two hours yet. Poor Bill had to wait till his usual time. CSTItlssaid that the following letter waswrittontoa ladyinthia county by a bereaved and stricken widow. Dearest Louita: Darling John died last night Congestion of the lungs. Our loss is his gain. I will join him on the other shore, I have the ordered loveliest mohair for the funeral made with polonaise and trim med with real point laoe. Loss covered by insurance on the ten-year plan ; will be paid In sixty days. I know you sorrow with me. We had four doctors, at two dollar a visit. Aunt Maria will not go into mourning, because she has just bought her fall and winter thing. Her bonnet is a straw. There is a balm in Gilead j but my heart is nearly broken. Bond me a cut paper pattern of that sacque of your. ' Your devoted. Babab. mu vvv viuvSi J.na.r 1. 1S6S. Juni,187X
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