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For Inflammatory and Chronic Rfaen matlem and Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter Bit tent Fevers. Diteates of the Blood, Liver. Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis eases sre cauied by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. They are a Gentle Pureratlve as well a n Tonle possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car b uncles, king-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorationsof the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters Grateful Thousands proclaim VitrtGAt Bit Teas the most wonderful Invigorant that aver sustained the sinking system. t WALKER, PropV. R. H. McDOIf ALD fe CO., ruggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal., and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts , New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AKD DEALERS. A FAMILY PAPER Which can be trusted and which ti always full of Interest, is a necessity of the times. Buch a one Is the " Christian Union," TheUnsectarlan, Religions, Literary Family Newspaper, whose Editor Is HENRY WARD BEECHER. It has something for Every Member of the Household, in matters of Religion, Morals, Politics, Literature, Art, Science, Agriculture, Poetry, News, Fiction for Young and Old, Truth for Everybody. MR. BEECHER'S vigorous pen. In his Edi torials and Star Papers, and Mr. Elllnwood's famed verbatim reports of the helpful LEC TURE ROOM TALKS In Plymouth Church, are great attractions. Mr. Beecber is assisted by a large and able editorial staff. Attractions For 1872. OIVEN AWAY ! TWO CHARMING AND POPULAR WORKS OF ART, 'Wide Awake and Fast Asleep." Two Exquisite FRENCH OIL CHROMOS, the subjects of which are Life-Size, and can not fall to please all who love art or children, are GIVEN AWAY to every subscriber for 1873, whether It be a New Subscription or a Re newal I : , . , The "New York Evening Mall" says of these Chromos I " Wide Awake," and " Fast Asleep," are two examples of the Chromo Lithographic Art, which have few rivals in the market In attrac tiveness." i A subscriber writes to the Publishers i "The Chromos far surpass in beauty and style, any thing that I expected. A neighbor of mine bought the same Chromos in New York a few months ago, and paid ten dollars for them. Please accept my thanks for them." 0 ENLARGEMENT AND CHANGE OF FORM. On the first of Jannary the paper was en larged, and will hereafter be folded in Twenty four Large Quarto Pages, pasted at the back and trimmed at the edges, a decided advan tage In convenience for reading, possessed by no other religious weekly published. MRS. HARRIET BEECHER 8TOWE during the year 1872, WILL WRITE EXCLUSIVELY for the CHRISTIAN UNION (with the excep tion of One short story already engaged for another publication.) THE TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION are as follows t ONE YEAR ONLY 3 00. This will entitle the subscriber to the paper and the above pair of beautiful Oil Chromos, delivered at the publication ofiice. If the sub scriber will add Ten Cents for expenses of wrapping, mailing, etc. ($1.10), the Chromos will be mailed, post-paid, in the order of bames on the Subscription List and If the sub scriber prefers to send still 25 cents more ($3.20 altogether), the copies so mailed will be strongly mounted on card-board, sized and varnished, all ready for framing. This Is the method we recommend as the most satisfac tory and the one which nearly all our sub scribers order. tTBend money by Postal Orders, Drafts, or Keglsterea belters. BT FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.! 19- Specimen Copies of the " CHRISTIAN UNION" mailed Faaa of postage to any ad dress on receipt or six cents Dy J. B. FORD & CO., Publishers, 24 27 Park Place, New York. y IBEIABII PLANTS AJST SEEDS ! GRAPE VINES, (80 Varieties.) PEACH, APPLE, PEAR, FRUIT TREES, to., Green Ilouwe Stock, Sea., FOR TBK SPRING OF 1871 A large variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable stock ottered at lair prices. Heeds aud plants, by nr'itiiliirs mailed, nrpnald as follows! No. 1. Vegetable Plants aud Heeds, Flower No.'a. Green House, Bedding and Flowering Plants, Ornamental Trees. HhrulMI, Hoses, lie. ito. a. oral vines, rruii itwe, rinu xtmu, CO., C UJiU. jr. snir niiJif Riverside Nurseries. ' IHtf : iiarrl'bnrg, Pa, A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S.Glolm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WhOLESALI DlALBRS IK Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 82810 PATTERSON & NEW LIN, Wholesale Grocers, ' AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS No. 120 ARCH STREET. Philadelphia. The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool a specialty. 31 nease sena ior a uircuiar. 48 WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whlteman. Hickman, Wain & Whlteman, ' MALMS IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c, No, 222 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA, FA. a- A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na- vt, always on baud. 4 32 tl lu BARCKOET & CO., , iinporlti'B and Jobbers . Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, . (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. ORAYUILIi A CO., Wholesale Dealers in Carpets, ' Oil Cloths, 1 Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th,- Philadelphia, Pa. January 1,189. ' ' John Bhattner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Bums S1IAFFNEE, ZLEGLER & CO., Successors to BHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, 7 Gloves, - Ribbons, Suspeuders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND , FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. LLOYD, 8UPPLEE, WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 628 Market Street. Philadelphia. H. II. TAYLOR, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch StreotT, Philadelphia Pa H OAR, McCONKEY & CO., successors to WM. W. PAUL & CO., WHOL1SAL1 BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 638 Market Bt. and 814 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a., WHOLESALE GROCERS Jmmirv 1, 1099. WRICHT V 8IDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, ' AND DEALERS IN Xylite nt IVIocllciiics 119 MARKET BTREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A. JPWUL. STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST 'QUALITY, AND AT VERY LOW PRICES. A Good location for business, enables us to offer Inducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. 38tf DAVID D. ELDER CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, V Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. John Lucas & Co., Sole and ' THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Booksellers & Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN i . . . ' . r. (. AND . WALL-PAPERS. Nos. 530 Market and 323 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publisher of Banders' New Readers, and A UliiHAIn. A lun Vi.lui.fla Illulon nff tli uuitea states, rouou a uuume Aiaps, etc. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Katjb J. E. 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POUT BEALE, BARNES, BRO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers In Xltxts, Caps, ITurs, HTUAAV-GOODS, No. 603 MARKET STREET, ' ' ' 101y PHILADELPHIA. 0. E. JORDAN. ' J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In HjiIh, OnpH, lTiirs, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. 85, NORTH THIRD STREET, .(Between Market and Arch Streets,) 6.18.el PHILADELPHIA. W. F. KOIILEll, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AMD Stra w - Gr oods. 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA." Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. TRADE f H MARK, BLATCULET'S Cucumber Wood Pumps, tasteless, Durable. Efficient, and Are already widely known and de servedly popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps 9tilirmore strongly to the favor of the public aim the trade. Drniers sup plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List- am., upon application . TING LEY'S PATENT HOUIZONTAL ICE CREAM FItEKZEIt, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art. bend ior a Descriptive catalogue, p. Moktimer, New Bloomtteld. Pa.. Is Agent ior tnese rumps. CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manf'r. 6U6 Commerce Htreet, Philadelphia, Pa. 613tf CARSON'S This Is not the lowest priced. QHPTTT T AT? Du' belim much the besl t is lu ki .. uxm..M.v tne the end by far the cheapest. OIL. Do not full to give it a trial. and you will use no other. rpiIE alarming Increase In the number of frlght- J nil accidents, resulting in lemma aeatns and the destruction of valuable oroDertv. canned by the Indiscriminate use of oils, known under the name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe cial attention to an article which will, wherever UKEI, remove tbe CAUbB of such accidents. we allude to Carson's Stellar Oil FOR ILLUMINATING PURP08ES. The nronrletor of this Oil has for several vears felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting to the Dulilic. as a substitute for the daimerons compounds which are sent broadcast over the country, an oil that is HAFE and BRILLIANT, and entirely rename. Alter a long series 01 lano rlous and costly experiments, he has succeeded In substitute In "CARSON'S 8TELLAU OlL" It should be used Dy every family, 1ST, Because it Is safe beyond a question. The primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE, thus Insuring the lives and property of those who nse it ZD, Because it Is the most BRILLIANT liquid II umlnator now known. SD, Because It Is more economical, in the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now In too common use. 4TH, Because It is Intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving the greatest possl ble light at the least expenditure to the consum er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. To nrevent the adulteration of this with the ex plosive compound)! now known under the name of Kerosene, ic, sc., n ib put up ior laniiiy use in KIva Unllnii cans, each eau belnff sealed, and stamped with the trade-mark of tiie proprietor; It cannot be tampered with between the manufac turer and consumer. None Is genuine without the TltitliK-MAKK. 8TKI.LAK OIL Is sold only by weight, each can containing live gallons nt six and a half pounds each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas ure. It is the duty and Interest of all dealers and consumers of llluuilnatlngoll to use the blKLLAK OIL only, because it alone Is known to be safe aud rename. All orders should be addressed to jaiiih: a co., WHOLESALE A&ENTS, 136 South Front Street, Philadelphia, 1 51y " TO BOOK AGENTS." MARK TWAIN'S NEWBOOK, "ROUCHINC IT," Ureailv Inr Panvassers. It Is a companion vol. ume to "Innocents Abroad," of whluh 100,000 copies have been sold, lkin't waste time on books one want, but lake one people will stop you in the streets to subscribe for. "There Is a time to laiiKli," and all who read tills book will see clearly that time has come. Apply at once for territory or circulars. uureo PUFFIELD ASIiMEAD, Publisher, 711 Bans to Street, Fhllade pbla, I 1 '4k 1 . June 4.1872, A Cheap Share. One day last week a sUut follow, with it beard like a slioe-brusli, went into the bar ber shop of Mansfield & Button, Exchange St., Rochester, aud took a chair for a shave. One of the young men in attendance wai ted upon him promptly, gave hira a close shave, and put him in flret-raW order to make a decent appearance In the streets. When the process was complete and the stranger was ready to depart, he made an inspection of his pockots, and finally found a cent, which he handed to the boy in pay ment for the service he had performed. II was politely informed that the price of shaving was a sixpence. The man replied very cooly, " I know it, and that (pointing to the cent) only lacks five cents of it t You ain't agoing to stand for half a dime?" There was no appeal from this. All the peoplo in the shop, customers included, wero convulsed with laughter at the im pudence of the fellow, but his gravity was unshaken. lie took his hat and doparted, calculating, no doubt, that he had driven a good bargain with the barber, and was soon casting about for another chance to save half a dime. Didn't Give It Up. One of our citizens is blessed, or other wise, with a vory stubborn wile. In bis case he finds that when a woman will she will, you may depend on't and when Blie won't she won't an that's an end on't. The peculiarity of disposition in his wife is no secret among his associates and one of them meeting him the other day asked; " Well , do you know why you are like a donkey ?" " Like a donkey!" echoed W , open ing his eyes wide. " No I don't." "Do you give it up?" " I do." " Becauso your better half is stubborn ness itself." " That's not bad. Ila 1 ha I I'll give that to my wife when I go home." " Mrs. W " he asked as he sat down. to supper, "do you know why I am like a donkey?" Ho waited a moment, expecting his wife to give it up, but she didn't, she looked at him somewhat commiseratingly as she answered: "I suppose it's because you were born, so." W has abjured the habit of putting. conundrums to his wife. How he dot Over. In Scotland they have narrow, open- ditches they call sheep-drains. A man was riding a donkey one day across a sheep pas ture, and when Mr. Donkey came to a sheep-drain he would not go over it. So the man rode him back a Bhort distance,, and turned him around, and put the whip to him, thinking of course that the donkey going so fast, would jump the drain before he ever knew it. But not so. On they came, ahd when the donkey got to the drain he stopped all of a sudden, and the man we nt over Mr. Donkey's head. No sooner had he touched the ground than he got up, and looking Mr. Donkey straight in the face, he said, " Very wool pitched, but then how are ye going to get over yer sol'?" t3yTho following epistlo is from a fond mother: Mr. Teacher If my gal gets con trerry aud don't bchaiv respecterbal and don't learn fast, and don't get into gogera fy, take the hide clean of ov her if she is 10 & kick up a fus. I d idn't write this. I aiu't,much eddicated. It is rote by very truly yours. Polly Peterson. t3TX man travelling, entered a tavern and seeing no one present but the landlord and a negro, seated himself, and entered into conversation with the negro. Shortly, he asked Sambo if he was dry? Sambo said he was. Stranger told him to go to the bar, and take something at his ex pense. Negro did so, and shortly ' left. Landlord says to the stranger: 'Are you acquainted with that nigger?" " No, never saw him before ; but why do you ask ?" " I supposed so from your conversing with blm,and asking him to drink." "Oh," said tbe stranger, "I was experi menting. Tbe fact is, I was dry too, and I thought that if your liquor didn't kill tbe negro in fifteen minutes, I would venture to take a drink myself." Landlord's curiosity fully satisfied. tSfJi- Complacent landlord of a moun tain hotel at breakfast the other morning, planted bis thumbs in bis waistcoat arm bolds leaned significantly back in bis chair and said: " Gentlemen, where do you think that beefsteak comes from ?" "From near the horn," was the quiet reply of one of the boarders. It is singular that the landlord hasn't put any conundrums to bis boarders since. tW" How one thing brings up another," said a lady absorbed in pleasing retrospec tion. "Yes," replied the practical Dibbs, an emetio for instance. nr' I'm not myself at all to day," said a bore to a wit. "No matter for that," was the reply ; " Whoever else you be, you are the gainer bythe change."
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