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    DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has been tested by the publlo
, FOB TEN YEARS.
Ir. C rook's Wine of Tar
Renovates and
Invigorates the entire system.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Is the very remedy for the Weak
and Dobilitatcd.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR V ,
Rapidly restores exhausted
' Strength 1
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR '
Restores the Appetite and .
Strengthens the Stomach.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Causes the food todigest, removing
Dyspepsia and Indigestion
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Gives tone and energy to
Debilitated Constitutions.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
All recovering from any illness
will find this the
best Tonic they can take.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Is an effective
Regulator of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
- Cures Jaundice,
or any Liver Complaint.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Makes Delicate Females, who are never feeling
Well, Strong and Ilealthy .
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
lias restored many Pur sons
who have been
i . unable to work for years.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should bo taken if your Stomach
is out of Ordor.
Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar
Will prevent Malarious Fevers,
and braces up the System.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR 1
, Possesses Vegetable Ingredients
which make it the
, . i . best Touio in the market.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR '
i . .1 Has proved itself
i in thousands of cases
capable of curing all diseases of the
Throat and laings.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
.., ;' Cures all Chronio Coughs,
and Coughs and Colds,
more eft'octually than any
, other remedy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has Cored cases of Consumption pronounced
incurable by physicians.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has cured so many cases of
Asthma and Bronchitis
that it has been pronounced a speciile
for these complaints.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Removes Fain in Breast, Side or Back.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
Should be taken for diseases of the
Uriuary Organs.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures Gravel and Kidney Diseases. '
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
. Should be taken for all '
Throat and Lung Ailments.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should be kept in every house, and its life
giving Touio properties tried by all.
Dr. CROOK'S Compound
Syrup of Poke Root,
.
Cures any disease or
Eruption on the Skin.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Rheumatism and
Fains in Limbs, Bones, Ac.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT.
' ' ' , . , , ' .-
'"' ., '..-'A . Builds up Constitutions
i : . , broken down from
Mineral or Mercurial Poisons.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cares all Mercurial Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT
Should be taken by all
requiring a remedy
o make pure blood.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND ,
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Scald Head,
,i .. . Salt Rheum and Tetter.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
' SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
. Cures long standing
Diseases of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND ! '
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
. Remove Syphilis
1 rUi diseases U entail
mestefieotually and speedily
than any antl ail ether remedlescomuinod.
. ,ly ... :,. . . ' ,
Philadelphia Advertisements.
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. B.Glolm.
Cunningham, Gloim & Co.,
WnoLBSALs Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
1 NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Y 82310
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Orocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
, No. 120 ARCH STREET.
Philadelphia.
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a specialty.
31
Please send for a Circular.
48
WM. H. KENNEDY,
wiTn
O. Vf. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whiteman.
Hickman, "Wain & Whiteman,
x DEALERS in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, FA.
A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor N A
vr, always ou hand. A 32 tt lu
BARCROFT & CO.,
liiiporteiB and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
, Linens, White Goods, ' Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side.)
Philadelphia.
ORAYISILIi fc CO.,
Wholesale Dealers I n
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
-... . : Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
, No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18(9.
John Btialfner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Tlieo. Rume.
SHAFFNER, Z1EGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SUAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
CIovcm,
, ' Iltbboiis,
KiiftpeiMlcrs,
T II R E A D S , COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
- AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street, .
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs,
' LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTOX, ,
r' WHOLESALE '' '
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 825 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
H. II. TAYI.OII,
with
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Btreetr,
Philadelphia Pa
HOAR, MoCONKET & CO., . .
Successors to
. WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WBOLISALB ,
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
638 Market 8t. and 614 Commerce Street,
.Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
January 1, 1869.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRICHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
DPu-tont 3Xodiciii.cN
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A. XTJLL STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VEIir I-iOW rrticiis.
A Good location for business, enables us to offer
Inducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial. 3 8tf
DAVID D. ELDER & CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAI'ER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, FA.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole ana
TUB oivxr
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
M AN UFA VTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SOWER, FOTTS & CO.,
DookNellerg fc Stationers,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
uie uuueu amies, r euou s uuiuue maps, c.
HI, AX It ItOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
A. L. Kaub J. E. Fbbtmiri.
k Ai ii & i itYiiiti:,
, . Importers and Jobbers or
C h 1 n a , O 1 ii s s
,5.'
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA. ;
ID" Constantly on band, Original Assorted
Packages. l. v. ly lu
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch
ATWOOD, KANCK & CO.,
CoiuiiiIhhIoii Merchant,
( ' ' AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt
I ISII,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
G
TO
17. MOltTIMEIt'Ci
: OU BARGAIN t3
Ilia Stock will be found the most complete
in the county, and consists of
DUV CiOOKS
flI,OTIIIN
WrilMM'KHIKS
uqhok f1nimvos
Oqadluhs iiakdwarr
' Oml IJ.OW WAItK 0
WlirAM, J'AI'FK
WpiillHUKSall style,
DpOOTH & HIIOKS
- JJTTATM fc CAl'M
UlT7JIITK-J001)8
WjOTlONS &e.
Oil, CLOTH
XTAILH fe HPIKES
ni?U(IETOOLHC
U PAINTH, OILH
i T A I H I N fc I'IC'K
, ItTHO.N fc H'l'KEIj
ipAllIUAOK HAKDWARK
L-JgNVKL,01'JCttte I'Al'KU
, . GOODS OF EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND HUE.
H U
Pliiladelpliia Advertisements.
1). POUT BEALE,
WITH
BARNE9, BRO. & IIERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In
IIjitH, Ojips, Xtirs,
AND
H r 11 AV - (i O ODH,
No. 603 MARKET STREET,
6KHy PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Ilatfl,'Capm,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 33, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
6.I8.0I PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. ICOHLI311,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Str ii av - O- o o 1 h
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps.
TRADE TO MARK.
Patented.
niiATCH LET'S
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable, 'Kfllclent, and
CIIKAP !
Are already widely known and de
servedly popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Pumps stlll'more stronsly to the
favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup
plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price Llst
&c, upon application.
TINOLEY'S PATENT
HORIZONTAL
IK CIULIM FIlKKZKfll,
SVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
to the Art. Bend for aDescriptlveCatalogue.
C1IAS. G. ItLATCHLEY, Manf'r,
600 Commerce Street,
513tf Philadelphia, Pa.
CARSON'S This Is not the lowest priced,
fiTTTT TAP 1)111 being much the best Is in
O X HiLiXjAn, the end by far the cheapest.
0T T Do not fail to give It a trial,
A JJ and you will use no other.
THE alarming Increase In the number of fright
ful accidents, resulting In terrible deaths
and the destruction of valuable nroiierty, caused
by the Indiscriminate useot oils, Known under the
name of etroluuin, prompts us to call your spe
cial attention to an article which will, wherever
iMii, remove ine uaubh. oi bucu accidents.
We allude to
Carson 8 Stellar Oil
. FOR
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The proprietor of this Oil has for several years
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the publlo, as a substitute for the dangerous
comiMxuuls which are sent broadcast over the
country, an oil that Is HAKE and KKILLIANT,
and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo
rious and costly experiments, he has succeeded In
providing, and now niters to the public, such a
substitute In "CAItHON'S STELLAR OIL." It
should be used by every family,
1ST, Because It Is safe beyond a question. The
primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR
OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE,
thus Insuring the lives and property of those who
use It.
2D, Because It Is the most BRILLIANT liquid II
umlnator now known.
3D, Because it Is more economical, lu the long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now In too common use.
41 II, Because it is intensely BRILLIANT, and
' therefore economical, giving the greatest possi
ble light at the least expenditure to the consum
er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always bo maintained, for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys.
To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex
plosive compounds now known under the name of
kerosene, ic, &o., It Is put up for family use In
Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, and
stamped with the trade-mark of the proprietors It
cannot be tampered with between the manufuc
hjrw and consumer, hone Is genuine without the
KTKI.LAK OIL Issoldonly by weight, each can
containing five gallons of six uud a half pounds
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ure. It Is the duty and Interest of all dealers and
consumers of llluminatlngoil to use the hi hi, I, A K
OI t only, because it aione Is known to be safe and
reliable.
a. All orders should be addressed to
j titii:x & c.,
, WHOLESALE A&ENTS,
138 Bouth Front Street,
riUIadelphla.
1 Bly
I.OC UMAX'S
Writing- Iluid !
fTIHIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Ahnold's,
JL and Is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying It, it It does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
, Fur salo by V. Mortimer, New Bloomfleld.
MILLER b ELDER, '. '
Bole Agents,- -
430 Market Street,
VOll .'.".i Philadelphl.
'Ill
i ;
HUMOROUS 'ITEMS
EST" Undergoing repairs the lady whose
poace of mind was broken.
t3T Says John to Boosey you are such a
big dovil that whonevor you come near,
satan gets into me. That's so replies Boosey
for the scriptures tall us that the dovil came
out of the man and went into the hog.
The now style of collar for gentlo-
mon is simply terrific. Thoy are an econom
ical article, however, as with moderately
long pantaloons they do away with all ne
cessity for a shirt. ,
tW A clergyman, having made several
attempts to reform a profligate, was at
length repulsed with, " It is all in vain,
doctor; you cannot get me to change my
religion." "I do not wish that,'! replied
the good man, "I wish religion to change
you."
tW An Indian complained to a rumsoller
that the price of his liquor was too high.
The latter, in justification said: " shut it
cost as much to keep a hogshead of liquor
as to keep a cow." "Maybe ho drink as
much water," replied the Indian, but he no
eat so much hay."
Why, Emily, how do you do?'?
"I am very well, Julia. I celebrated my
wooden wedding last week." "Why, I
didn't know you wore married. IIow did
you celebrate it?" " By marrying a block
head." t2T Two weasels found an egg. "Let
us not light for it," said the elder weasel,
"but enter into partnership." "Very
good said weasol the younger. So taking
the egg between them, each sucks an end.
" Myjchildron," said Rodtapes, the attorney,
" though you have but ono client between
you, make the most of him."
t2?An Irishman at Philadelphia was
watching the conscription wheel, when
suddenly, losing all control of himself, he
burst out, " Whirl it round 1 rouse it, will
ye?" "What's the mnttor with you?"
said the Provost Marshall. "Oh, be jabbers!
turn it round a dozen times, for the man
you drawed last is my next door neighbor."
tW A learned clergyman, was accosted
in the following manner by an illiterate
preacher who despised education: "Sir,,
you have been to college, I suppose?"
"Yes sir," was the reply "I am thank
ful," lojoincd the former, "that the Lord
opened my mouth without any learning.""
" ABimilarevent," retorted the clorgyman,.
"took place in Balaam's time; but such,
things are of raro occurronce,at the presont
day.
tW A negro witness, on a horse trial in.
New Jersey court, was asked to explain the
diflerence betweon a box stall and a com
mon stall. Straightening himself up, he
pointed to the square enclosure in which
the judge was seated, and said: " Dat ar's
what I calls a box stall dcre whar dat old
hoss is a sitting I" It took a good many
raps of tho judge's gavol to restore order in
that court. ,
t3"In a Cincinnati church on a recent
Sunday a gentleman who had placed his hat
in the aislo beside his seat was greatly sur
prised to see it a moment later following a
lady down the aislo. He immediately got
down on all fours and went for his hat, but
every timo he put his hand out to got it the
lady took a step forward and it was just
kopt out of his reach until he had gone the
full length of tho aisle. By this time the
audionco wore in a titter, and he took his
stove-pipe and went out in a hurry.
tW II. G. sometimes indulges in a little
humor, as for instance:
Being importuned by a couple of uncom
monly ragged, dirty beggars for alms, he
asked a goutluman with him.
" Why are thoso fellows like lillios?"
"I give it up," was the reply. "I should
call thorn nettles."
" They are like lillios," replied II. G.
"in that thoy toil not, neithordo they spin;
yot Solomon in all his glory was not array
ed like them." ,
tST Benjamin Gieenloaf the mathemati
cian, whose mathematics have puzzled so
many young brains, was an eccentric man,
who loved a pleasant joko. Going one day
with a baskot ou his head into a room
where there wore several boys, he asked
one boy after another. " Are you fond of
fractions?" Each lad, fearing a problem
would follow, said, heartily and promptly
" No sir." But ono courugoous follow said,
" Yes sir." To him was given the basket
with its contents a number of nice apples,
halved and quartered with the remark,
" You may divide thoso fractions.''
An Irishman was up before a crimi
nal court on the chargo of having in his
possession forged notes, knowing them to
be counterfeit. " Do you know your rights?"
said the Judge.
" Not so well as I know my wrongs,"
said he; "for wo haven't been so intimate
acquaintances of late." 1
"Well, you have' tho right to challenge
the twelve men who will be called upon to
try you," said the judge.
"Ton my sowl, thin," said the prisoner,
I'm not going to exercise it. That's a
nice job you'd be afthor glvin' me this
mornlu', to challenge and fight them too
one down and another coine on, I suppose."