ljc imc0, New Dloomftcft, JJa. Xeiv Millinery Goods AtfNcwport, IBI!fl to Inform the publlo Hint t have Just re tiirncd from Philadelphia, with a lull uihoiI iiiimiI of tlio Uttest HtyU-s MI1.I.I NIC It Y OOODH, HATH AND IIONNKTS. KIllllONS, 1'ltIiMII l'LOWKItS, FEATIIICltN, CHIUNONS, LACE CAPES, NOTIONS, And all articles usually found In a tlrst-class Mil llnerv Kstabllshnicnt. All orders promptly at tended to. - c will .tell all goods as Cheap us can lie nut elsewhere. DltKKS-MAKINO done to order and In the la test st vie. as 1 net tlio latest Fashions front New York every month. Hollering done to order. Ill all widths. 1 will warrant all my work tonive sat isfaction. All work done as low as possible. ANNIE ICKKH, Cherry Street, near the Station, 61613 Newport, l'a. Hoots I Boots ! K Kill Assortment of THE CELEBRATED YORK BUOTS, Hand or Machine B (led, Whole Stock Double Sole and Warranted to Give Entire Satisfaction, Manufactured and For Sale to the Trade by M. C. SPAHK, YORK, PA. A full Assortment of Boots, Shoes and Rubbers Constantly on Hand. -fiiieclal Attention raid to OrUcn.fi 52320. CARSON'S STELLAR OIL. This In not the lowest priced, but being much the best Is 111 the cud by far the eheast. Do not fail to give it atrial, and you will use no other. THE alarmliiR Increase, In the number of frljrht fid accidents, resulting In terrible deaths and the destruction of valuable nroerty, caused by the indiscriminate usuof oils. Known under the name of petroleum, prompts us to call your hihi clal attention to an article which will, wherever USED, remove the CAUSE of such accidents. We allude to Carson's Stellar Oil FOll ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The proprietor of this Oil has for several years felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting to the public, as a substitute for tlio dangerous comiiounds which are sent broadcast over the country, nit oil that Is SAKE and llltll.l.I ANT, and entirely reliable. After a long series of lulm rious and costly experiments, he has succeeded in providing, and now otters to the public, such a Kiibstltute In "CAISSON'S STKLLAK Oil" It should be used by every family, 1ST, Because It Is safo beyond a question. The primary purpose in the preparation of 8TULLA K OIL has been to make It l'EUEECTLY SAKE, thus insuring the lives and projierty of those who use it. 21), Because It is the must llltll.l.I ANT Jlquld II umlnator now known. , ji 3D, Because it Is more economical. In the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now In too common use. 4TH, Because It is Intensely llltll.l.I ANT, aud therefore economical, giving the greatest possi ble light at the least cxiienditure to the consum er. Its present standard of KAKETV AND BKILL1ANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor dcicud for sustaining the high reputation tlio STKLLAU OIL now enjoys. To prevent t lie adulteration of this with the ex plosive eoiiiHiundti now known under the mime of kerosene, &e., &c, it is put up for family use In . five. Gallon cans, each can Is-lng sealed, and Htamied with the trudc-malk of the proprietor: it cannot be tiiuicrcil with between the manufac turer and consumer. None Is genuine without the THADKMAKK. STELLA It OIL Is sold only by weight, each can rontainliig live gallons of six and a half pounds each, thus securing to every purchaser lull meas ure. It Is the ilutv and Interest of all dealers ami consumers of illiiiiiiiiatltigoil to use the STKLLAU il L only, because it ulune Is known to be. safe and reliable. ft- All orders should lie addressed to JAK1IJKJY At ., WHOLESALE A&ENTS, VW South Front Street. 1 5 ly riillndclplilu. 2Vew Carriage flaiiiifactory, On JIiciii Stiuxt, East oif Carlisle St., Xevt' Bloonillcld, 1 cim'ji. THE subscriber has built a large and cuiiimodl ous shop on High St., East of Carlisle SI reel, New Itlooiulteld, l'a., where he is piepau-d tumuii li tact lire to order C J i v i" i ti o w Of every description, out of the best material. Sleighs of every Style, built loonier, and liuislied in the most artistic and durable manner. M. Having superior workmen, he Is prepared to furnish work tliat will compare favorably with the best City Work, ami much more durable, and at much more reasonable rates. Wit EPA III! NO of all kinds ueutl) and prompt ly done. A call Is solicited. SAMUKL SMITH. 3 Iff J3SCES 33. CLAHK, MAM'FA(TUMl:lt AN1I tKAI.KH IN Stoves, Tin and Sheet Iron Ware Jiew Hlooinflcld, Ferry co., l'a., KEEPS constantly on hand every article usually kept In a lust class establishment. All the latest styles and most improved I'urloruiMl li I It'll en Nlove, TO BUHN K1T1IE11 COALOB WOODI Spouting and UooDiiR put tip In the most dortthlu mauner and at rcasouable prices. Call aii4 xiuis nis klstk. SI SUNDAY HEADING. CORN SONG. II V JOHN II. WI1ITT1KH. Heap high the farmer's wintry honrd Heap high the golden corn; No richer gift bus autumn poured From out licr lavish horn. Let other kinds, exulting glean The apple from the pine, The orange from its glossy green, The cluster from the vine. We better love the hardy gilt Our rugged vales bestow, To cheer us w hen the storm shitll drift Our harvest Held s with snow. Through vales of grass and flowers Our ploughs their furrows made, While, on the hills, the sun unci showers Of changeful April played. We dropped the seed o'er hill anil plain Beneath the sun of May, Aud frightened from our sprouting grain The robber-e rows away. All through the long bright days of .Tunc Its leaves grew green and fuir, And waved in hot midsummer noon Its soft aud yellow hair. And now, witli Autumn's moonlit eyes, Its hurvest time Is conio ; Wo pluck away its frosty leaves, And bcur its treasures home. Then richer than the fabled gifts Apollo showered of old, Fuir hands ami broken grains shall sift, And knead its meal of gold. Let vapid Idlers loll In silk Around tlio costly board ; Give us the bowl of sauiuaiul milk By homespun beauty posred. Then shame on all tlio prond und vain, WIiobc folly laughs to scorn T!ic blessings of our hardy gruin Our wealth of golden corn. Then let the good old crop adorn The hills our father's trod ; Still let us, for His golden corn, Send up our thanks to Uod 1 Walter and the Judge. day, passing through Washington J Mat Market, New York, Walter observed a geutlctnan making payment for some purchases, who, in so doing, dropped a bank-noto. A draft of air blow it toward tho boy, whilo the gentleman passed on, ignorant of his loss. In a few moments, however, ho was overtaken by tho boy, who said, as ho held up the bill, " You've lost some money, sir." It was a fifty-dollar note. Tlio gentle man, whom wo shall call Judge ltussell, looked surprised, but on examining his pocket-book, found that it was so, and handing the lad a smaller bill, said: " You'io an Inmost littlo fellow; take this." "No; sir, thank you," replied tho boy. In his astonishment, Mr. liussoll survey ed tho boy from head to foot. Ho was evi dently poor, for his clothes bore tho indi cations of poverty. The judgo gaid : " Why, my boy, what is the reason you will not take tho money ?" "Becauso I did not earn it, sir. 1 don't think my mother would like mo to take pay for doing as I would bo done by." "A line littlo fellow ! Would you like to live with me, and be a lawyer'.'" said the Judge. "Yes, sir, replied the boy, as they part ed. About two months after, a boy was shown into the Judge's study, who canto up to him and asked, "Are you leudy for mo now, sir !" " For what, child'.'" asked the judge, who now recognized tho Under of the bank note. "Why, tohavo mo livo with you and learn to be a lawyer," replied tho lad. Tho Judge now recollected that these were his own words to tho boy, and struck witli tho arllessnoss of tho little fellow, ho restrained his mirth, and asked, "What do your parents say ''" " I have no father; but my mother says you aro a good man, and that God has an swered her prayers in providing a good place for me; and here is a letter from her, sir." Tho Judgo was much inovcd,and more so after reading the hl.ter,eontaiiiing the moth er's committal of her "precious child." Consulting with his wife she became much pleased with the boy. The result was, he was udopted, and ultimately became emi nent in his profession, and the comfort of his foster parents in their declining years. VST Dew falls but littlo upon tho smooth and brilliant surface of polished steel or burnished gold, whilo coarser and less cost ly objects are freely wet. The gentle dew of huavonly grace, often takes offtict up on the rude and uncultivated, whilo the re lined, the tasteful, and tho critical aro left, like frost-work, brilliant and beautiful, but cold aud dead. IIS' There is but ono explanation for man's uncontrollable passion for strong drink, the medical statement that tho use of alcohol deteriorates the structure of the brain; opens pores which never again close ; deprives man of a jHirtiuu of his power of resistance, weakens t he will, and makes the soul a coward traitor to itself. Bear lltinler'tt Troubles. Hear limiting Is not always tlio plcasant est kind of amusement. Ho thinks Mr. Hamilton of Missouri. Tlio gentleman Bhouldercd his rillo ono morning anil went into tlio timlicr about a milo off, to shoot squirrels. At night lio had not returned, nor did he make his appearance during the night. As squirrels tiro not apt to devour a until, several neigbors tho next morning went in search of liini. About 3 o'clock in the afternoon they found him upatroo thirty feet from tho ground, and unable to extricate, himself. Ho said that about !) o'clock tho previous day he eatno across u largo black bear ntid shot at him but miss ed him, when the bear mudu for him with nil his might. Ho rati and finding the bear gaining on him ho threw away li is rillo and climbed up a sycamore tree, with the boar following right at his heels. Tho top of this treo had boon broken oil', and was hollow, in w hich hole ho thttst one of his legs to keep himself from falling, but lie soon found that his leg was fast when lie tried to oxtricatohimKelf,aud could not draw it out. Tho bear in tho meantime had torn tho boot off on tho outsido and was k Haw ing and eating the flesh from tlio foot and ankle. Mr. Hamilton took bis pocket knife out and cut at his eyes, but with ono sweep of his paw the bear struck the knifo from his hand, with a part of two of his lingers, lie could not seo no help, and gavo up to die, expecting to bo eaten alivo by tho beast. But soon a happy thought struck him. That morning ho had put some salt in his pocket to salt Rome cattle lie had miming in tlio timber, win cli provi dentially ho had not found. Of this ho took a small handful and sprinkled in tho bear's eyes. It had tho desired effect. Ho shook hiH head, growled and went down. He soon, however, returned, when a little more salt drove him away tho second timo when to Mr. Hamilton's inexpressible; de light, he now saw him trotting off into tho forest. And now Mr. Hamilton advises all hunters in Osago county to carry a pocket full of salt witli them, or elso to be suro that they aro "dead shots" before the prac tice target shooting on a black bear. Two Matches. I WENT up to tho deck, and I saw a fe malo sitting there. She was looking pensive as if she was thinking of how ex pensive sewing silk was, and how much she could get for a cent. She had a strap over her shoulder and a satchel hitched to her side. I felt like communing again; liko holding swoct convcrso some more. So I said, "Going a gunning?" "She said "No." " Belong to the militia'.'" She said, "No." Says I, "What aro you doing with that cartridgo-box there?" She said it was a traveling-bag; and I said, "0 ?" Then I asked her had she had the meas les? She said, "No-" Then I told her 1 was ahead of Iter had 'em on both sides. I'd Then her eyes rolled up so they looked liko a couple of big, white marbles, aud she astro uomized. She said she loved the blue vault above. Then I observed that I hail known that blue vault to be a little too blow. I had known it so blew that it blew everything endways, and further remarked that if she loved the blue vault abovo I knew a vault I loved much better; it was a bank vault. Sho called me a "revolting fellow." She then heaved a sigh; it was of such a size that for the space of thirty seconds I could not tell whether sho was going to faint and tumble down cellar, or go up. After sho eamo to, wo talked about weddings. She said she wasn't married in church sho was married at home; and I observed, "So was I;" and I said sweetly, "Wo arc two parlor matches, ain't we?" A Sailor's Description. SA1LOH who went to a dance descrid- cd it as follows: "Haven't had any fun witli tho land-lubbers till Thursday night at a dunce. When I arrived in the cabin, found 'm under way on a Spanish dance. Took my station in lino witli Su san Tucker fell back, and filled, then shot ahead two fathoms hauled up on tho star board tuck to let another craft pass, and then came stern on another sail; spoke her, and bore round ugainst tho sun, and fell in witli another sail in full chase, Passed twenty sail on satno course, and when half across to tho other shore dropped astern fell back couldn't till, so let go anchor and hauled up for repairs. Next time I was drawn in by a cotillon, but didn't make much headway shot ahead with Betsey Stark, and sailed over to tho other coast. Took a turn opposite range abreast twice, toward other craft, aud back astern again round to starboard passed near partner's lights, and made sail for lierth. Third time ran into port, at tho tune of the tempest, the tar's favorite. Proceeded along up coast according to the regular order of sail ing bore ahead again rounded to then passing adversary yard-arm to yard-arm, looked astern with the whole squadron iu circular order of sailing. Bully Jones all tho time mamevcriug and making signals when under full Bail. Finally anchored af ter a heavy squall." A Nervous OMeer. A STOKY Is told of a lisping olli ccr having lioeu victimized by a brother officer, who was noted for his cool deliberation and strong nerves, and his getting sqttaro with him in tho following manner : Tho cool joker, the Cuptain, was always quizzingjjio lisping officer for his nervous ness, aud said to him one day, in the pres ence of his company : "Why, norvousnsKS is nil nonsense; I tell you, Lieutenant, no bravo man will be nervous." f "Well," inquired ltis lisping friend, "how would you do, suppotho a the.ll with an inch futho thotild drop ithelf in a walled angle, in which you had taken theltcr from a company of tharp thootcrs, and where it wath thertaiu if you put your notho out you'd get peppered ?" " How," said tho Captain, winking at tho circle, " why I'd take it cool and spit on tho fuse." Tho party broke up, and till retired except tho patrol. Tho next morning, a number of soldiers wcro assembled on the pal ado ground, and talking in circles, when along eamo tho lisping Lieutenant. Lazily open ing his eyes, he remarked : " I want to try an experiment thith fino morning, aud seo how extheedingly cool you can bo." Saying this, he walked delilierately into tho Captain's quartern, where a fire was burning on the hearth, and placed in the hottest centre a powder canister, and in stantly retreated. There was but ono mode of egress from tho quarters, and that was upon the parade ground, tho rear being built up for defense. The occupant took one look at the canister, comprehended his situation, and in a moment, dashed at the door, but it was fastened. "Charles, let mo out, if you lovo me? shouted tho Captain. "Thpitontho cauithtcr 1" shouted tho Lieutenant, in return. . Not a moment was to bo lost. He had first snatched up a blanket to cover his egress, but now dropping it lie raised the window, aud out he bounded miu every thing but a very short undcr-garmcnt; aud thus with hair almost on end, ho dashed upon tho full parade ground. Tho shouts which hailed him drew out the whole bar racks, to see what was tho matter, and tho dignilied Captain pulled the sergeant in of him to hido himself. " Why didn't you thpit on it I" asked the Lieutenant. " Why, beciiuso there were no sharp shooters in front to prevent a retreat," answered tlio Captain. " All I've got to tliay, then, ith, that you might thafely have done it ; I'll th wear thcro wathn't a grain of powder in it." Tho Captain has never spoken of ner vousness since. Sal's Disgrace. VTKAVELEK in the State of Illinois, some years ago, came to a log cabin on tho praries at Cairo, and thero halted. Ho went into tho houso of logs. It was a wretched affair, an empty packing box for a table while two or three old chairs and disabled stools graced tho reception room ; tho dark walls of which were further or namented by a disphty of dirty tinware and a broken delf article or two. Tlio woman was crying iu one corner, and the man with tears in his, eyes aud a pipe in ids mouth, sat on a stool with his dirty arms resting on his knees, aud his sorrowful looking head supported by tho palms of his hands. No word greeted tho interloper. f " Well," said he, "you seem to bo in awful trouble here; what's up ?" "O, we aro most crazed, neighbor, " said tho old woman, "and wo ain't got no pa tience to see folks now." "That is all right," said the visitor, not iiiueh taken buck by this polito rebuff; "but can't I be of any service to you in all this trouble ?" " Well wo have lost our gal; our Bui is gone and left us," said the man, in tones of despair. " Ah! do you know what induced her to leave you?" remarked tho new arrival. " Well, can't say, stranger, as how she's so far lost as to bo induced, but then she's gone and disgraced us," remarked tho af flicted father. " Yes, neighbor, and not as I should say it us is her mother, but there warn't a pootiurgal in the West than my Sal; she's gone and bronght ruin on us and her own head, now," followed the stricken mother. " Who has she gone with?" asked the visitor. "Well, there's tho trouble. Tho gal could have done well, and might have mar ried Mai-tin Kehoe, a cnpital shoemaker, who, although he's got but ono eye, plays tho Unto in a lively manner, and earns a good living. Then look what a homo and what a life sho has deserted. Sho was here surrounded with al! the luxury in the coun try." "Yes, and who knows what poor Sal will have to oat or drink, or wear now." ' " And who is the fellow that has taken her from you to lead her into such misery?" "Why, cuss him, she's gono off and got married to a critter called an editor, as lives in the villugo,aiid the devil only knows bow they are to caru a living. " K N I tl M A 1 E 1 A It T M K N T . -0 Answer to puzzle of lust week : 1st, Tea-c-hcr Teacher. 2nd, Pupils Pupils. 3rd, Ben-cues Benches. 4th, Pens Pens. 6th, Flew Fluo. flth, C-hart Chart. 7th, B-cll Bell. 8th, F-Ire Flro. ffiT Answer to F.nlgmn t " The United States of America." We have recefved several correct answers to this enigma The first received was from Wm. J. Stewart, Jr., of Duncnnnon, Pu. How Much nnd Why? ANEW YOKK gentleman at a dinner on board a Cttnard steamer laid a wa ger with the captain that he could not give him a correct answer, w ithin a minute, to the following question : " A Yankeo rush ed into a boot-maker's store, in Broadway. " Here, look sharp !" cried ho, " just off for California ship sails iu haif an hour want a pair of boots look alivo!" Down tumbled the boots off the shelves ; from which ho was soon fitted. " How much ?" " Five dollars." "Give mo change for this fifty-dollar bill, sharp, quick." Tho boot maker not having change, rushed to a mon ey changer. " Quick, give me change for this fifty-dollar bill passenger just off to California !" and in a few minutes away ran tho Yankee with boots and chango, off to California, of course. In about an hour afterwards the money-changer came down to tho lioot-maker. " Halloo I see," quoth he, " this is a bad bill; pay me down, fifty dollars at once," which tho poor fellow, much disgusted, had to do. Now how much did tho boot-maker lose?" "Come, captain. answer quick no think ing about it. Eh, sir, how much did tho bootmaker lose?" " Why, one hundred dollars of courso." Thcro was a shout of laughter round tho table and cries of "right," "wrong," iu all directions. "Why, you forgot," cried ono, "that tho boots wero paid for." "What's that to do with it?" said another; "didn't tho Yankeo carry them off, and wasn't tho bill bad?" "Of courso it was," said the neighbor, "tho captain's right." "Bet you a sovereign he's wrong. "Dono; what do you say it is?" "Why fifty dollars and tho boots. Am I right, sir J" But tho New Yorker only laughed, and the chorus with him became louder. Tho question sin-cud from table, right down round tho stern, and up tlio port side. " What did tho bootmaker lose ?" until our cars were deafened with the' answers and bets. At length it reached a big Boston man, who had set up among us a sort of oracle, for ho wore long straight black clothes of a clerical cut, and, abovo his gray head and hugo Happing ears, a monstrous shovel hat. Wo had all taken liim for a sttpcranuated bishop, until his friends let out that ho was head of a great insurance office all his life, deep in all tho mysteries of policy and pre mium; so that verily it was thought assu rance indeed, when a pert ensign said: "Now, I'll toll you what, old buck, bet you that you don't tell right off what did tho bootmaker lose ?" "Sir," said the big man with much grav ity, " I decline the bet, but shall bo happy to answer your question if you put it." So ho was told, and then the pert ensign again said, " Now, tell as quick, old boy : what did the bootmaker lose?" " What did ho lose, sir? Why, ho lost.of course, fifty dollars on the ono hand, which he returned to the money-changer, and tlio forty-live ho gavo tho rogue he lost, sir, of course, ninety-five dollars and tho boots." But, alas! for the bishop-looking brother, a ludi crous shout of derision from some one who had found it out greeted his reply, upon which ho roso witli a heavy frown and went on deck. Then roso the cry, "What did th bootmaker lose?" from all parts of the table. "Fifty-five dollars," cried a ven turesome guess. "Forty-live," cried an other, equally confident of his reasons. But tho New Yorker smiled and laughed 'withal, telling us to give reasons for out answers. The very waiters carried it into the pantry, bake-house and galleys, wheneo it went to tho second-class passengers and the forecastle, until all round the ship in tl circle from the red-hot funnel whoro most ly wo did congregate, was hoard tho fa miliar cry: "What did tho bootmaker lose?" Header, how much was it, and why ? tH' A Person, speakingif a man not re markable for his sauvity, said ho did not like his manners. " His manners !" said a lady. " I didn't know ho had any. iyTho Western obituary closed by saying : sho had an amiable temper, and was uncommonly fond of Ico-crcam and other delicacies. 13?" A laundress of color wept because some iaor collars, which sho tried to reno vate, "done wash all to flinders ; for true." C3T When is a chimney like a chicken ? When it is it little fuul.
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