The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, October 24, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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    ljc tmcfl, New Blaomftcl )a.
t Bloomficld Academy !
An English and Vlanlcnl School
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Young Men Prepared for College.
A Normal Si limit mill ii Si limil of Art.
FALL, TERM COMMENCES
On Monday, the 2Slh .of.Auiuxf, 1871
AB the ahove school has recently been re-organ-j.ed,
students canenter any time.
Prof. WM. II. DILL, a graduate ) Hutger's Col
lect, N. J., Principal.
Miss ANNA H. Al'tJSrrKDF.lt, a graduate of
Esther Institute, Columbus, Ohio, teacher of Mu
rIc, Painting, Drawing. Krent h and Herman.
Kvery facility for tlip training of the youth of both
sexes In all that constitute a liberal and I borough
education.
The Collegiate Department
embraces all the higher branches. Including Iho
Latin and (ireek Languages, Engineering, Practi
cal Hurveylng, Literature, Natural Science and ad
vanced Mathematics.
Vacations: July and August, and one week at
Christmas.
Terms: for Boarding. Furnished Konm, Wash
ing. Tuition In Latin, tlreek, iingllsh Brunches and
Mathematics, for the scholastic year, tlttu.
In vacations. jr.tm.OO.
The ItoardliiK Department Is at the Institution,
nnder the supervision of Willam (irler, Esq., by
whom good and suhstunllal board will le fur
nished: and the pupils will be under the strict care
of the Principal. Address
W. H, DILI A. M. Principal,
or WILLIAM UK I Kit.
4lt New Bloomllcld, Terry county, Fa.
THE AMERICAN WASHER!
PRICE, $5.50!
THE AMERICAN W A HIT Kit HAVKS MONEY,
TIME, AND DUUDHKKY.
The Fatigue f Washing Day no Umirer Dread
ed, but Economy, Elliclency, and Clean Cloth
ing, Sure.
In calling public attention to this little machine,
a few or the Invaluable (inalities, (not possessed
by any other washing machine yet Invented,) are
here enumerated.
It Is the smallest, most compact, most portable,
most simple In const ruction, most easily operated.
A ehlhl ten years ohl, with a few hours' practice,
can thoroughly comprehend mid effectually use It.
There Is no adjusting, no screws to annoy, no de
lay In adaptlne I It is always ready for use I It
Is a perfect little wonder! It is a miniature giant,
doing more work and of better quality, than the
most elaborate and costly. One half of the labor
is fully saved by Its use, and the clothes will last
one-half longer than bv Die old plan of the rub
board. It will wash tho lariiest blanket, or three
shlrUat a time, washing thoroughly! In a word,
the ablution of any fabric, from a Guilt to a Lace
Curtain or Cambric Handkerchief, are equally
in the capacity of this LITTLE ; EM t It call be
fastened to any tub and taken oil at will.
No matter how deep rooted a prejudice may
exist against Washing Machines, the moment this
little machine Is seen to perform Its wonders, all
doubts of Itscleanlngelllcacy and utility are ban
ished, and the doubter and detractor at unce be
come the fast friends of the machine.
We have testimonials without end. setting forth
'Its numerous advantages over all others, and from
hundreds who have thrown aside Hie unwieldy,
useless machines, which have signally failed to
accomplish the object promised In prominent and
loud sounding advertisements.
It is as perfect for washing as a wringer Is for
wringing. The price, another paramount Induce
ment to purchasers, has been placed so low that
It Is wllhln the reach of every housekeeper, and
there is no article of domestic economy that will
repay the small Investment so soon.
o
All that Is asked for this (iHEAT LABOR
SAVKll, Is a fair trial. We guarantee each ma
chine to do Its work perfectly. ., ,., , r
Bole Auentb for tiib Uwtkd States,
A. II. KHANCISCU8 & CO.,
M3 MARKET BT., PHILADKLPH1HA, PA.
The largest and cheapest WOODEN WAUK
JIOUriE in the United States. 5 as .,13, e.
Photographs f , . .Photographs !
V'; v
'Tn
J A CO It con LIC,
Photographic Artisi
. xEw'ro'RTr pexX'a!
Tlllt HulBcrlW would re.sKv?t fully cull the at
tention ttl tl)H citizens of tills county to tlie
fact that he Ik prepared to Uke I'HO'WURAPHH
In the bent style of tho art Alls long expel lonoe
enablcB him to produc t
PICTURES WIUVH CANNOT BR BX-.-
VtiLLEli. 1
All persons are retitieHted to call at his rooms aikd
examine siwolmens. '
particular otU'iitlou given to copying likenusses
of deceased persons, and trreat care will be taken
to furuUli
' Good Pictures of CUldren. -
Kraminu material and a good assortment of frames
always on hand, and for sale at low prices.
i i , ; . JACOB C0BLE,ArtlU
hewiwrt. Perry Co., Pa
' ( ,
Need be worn lit loncer, a the nulmerllwrtt re
ihiw ireiHtre(l with a full Meek of Full C'HiHlinerN
from which they nutke elolhlnu tu unler. If a gar
ment niuUe by us ile not Ut it,
Can be Exchanged for
. (Mie which will give entire Bumiactlnii. .
Full New fin Its
Mmle at "hurt notice, and In a uperlnr manner.
An we have the reKUlur monthly Fashion Itvportit,
I hone who delre ean have their garinniil, j y ,t
Cat til the Latest Style!
1 We aak all wanting Clothing to mil and exam
Hie our asfvtrtment of HMin siiIUmI fur Mens' and
and Hoys' wear, and see specimens of our work.
K. MOKTIMKK & CO.,
. f .t ,'' B y - i . , Mew Mem field, Ta.
;.....'
NOTU KTO INVAK1II PKNHIONKKH.
ThouMiodMof Hold tern who are now drawing
Invalid tensions are entitled to Increase. All len
sloneis who telleve their I'eusions tuosniall, eait
now lutve them increased by muhlng apphuation
Ui ;.t . , ( LKWIH POTTKIt,
,.,;,. Claim Apeiit
. A.17 4t Mew IHoomfleld, I'l.
A GREAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY
Dr. WALKER'S CALIFORNIA
VINEG-AU BITTERS
u
Handreda of Thousands 9 f
Bear testimony to thrlr Wonder. tr
ful Curative Effects. 8 8 2
THEY? ies
THEY ABB NOT A VILE 2 f
DRINK, Pg I
Made of Poor Rum, WliUkoy. Trout Bplrim
t.ud Iluftiu Uquwra doctorcii, eplccd nnd twect
mcd to plcaaotho tactc, celled" Tonics,"" AppcC:
cn," " ItcatorcrB," AC, that lead tho tippler on to
urr.nkciiDCRt and rula, but tro a truo Mci'.lclnc, inula
frcui tlto Native Hoots end Jlcrbsof California, t'"co
Irmu nil Alcoholic HtliiiulnntB Tbcytro tho
UK EAT BLOOD PtKIl'IESt anil A JAVll
t,lVlN(J rUINClPI.Eapcrct l.'cuovatcr u.A
liivigorator of ttio Ey bttm, currying oIT all poicer.oui
inciter tu:d rt-EtorlnK t'.:c LtooU to a hcaltliy ccstlilx:;.
So person ctn tcUo tliono BUtcra aocorUi; c to l. ruc
tion n:id remain long unwell.
tlCO will bo Elvcn Torsi! InrcrcMi C-.-..0. j - .vlcd
tl:o boon ara not destroyed by i:::c:t ; . a or
other mcot:flt and tho vital cruua v.T.ttU Lv..v. t .o
point of repair.
F;r InflnuifiNitnry mid Chroulo llhctiir.r.
tlsui nul tont Dynuvpnlnt r IndlCKtlou
UiliOllH, UciMlltt'llt mill llllL'MIllllCDt I cvcvn
UlsciiBCuot' tbo lllootlt I-Ucr, KiditOf nttd
Dlaihlci't theco lUtteva bava been mott cuccccl
lul. HukU Dlnczwra era covced by Yltlniid
Illooil. liich is (,'C3Lr!ly frocluccd by (U'ruuLct
of tlu lHu' Milvr OipHiti.
UYsriirsjiA c lxnioEtiTiox, i:ccd
BChc, Pain la tho fchouk era, Coul.utTi(,l;t....B cf tl:o
Chest Dlzzlncse, Sour Eructatior.a cf tho ttomccli,
Had taste In tho Mouth, Bilious Attacl;?, I'alpitatlcn
cf thollcart, Inflammation cf the La:iE8, rjujitha
rcfflonB of tho KitlncyB, and a h end red otlicr pH..iiul
Byuptouia,aro tho vtisirczot ryi-pepic.
Thry Invtgorato tho Stomach tad stinithito tao to
pld liver and bowrle, which rendcrthem of uneqtiallcd
efficacy In cleansing tho blood cf Ul Impurities, a-d
Imparting new Ufa and T!;;or to tho atIioIo eyctcm.
I OIIKKIN iJl.sriA&LS.LrtiptloRa, Totter, Fult
V.hcam, jWotc htB, t:pot, l'lirpicc, 1 uaukf.BoilB, Ccr
bunclcs, lULg-V.oiniB, CcUa-Kcad.Loru l-'yca, Hry&ip
clas, Itch, facorfB, LlHcolortit'oi.a cf tho EUlu, Iluttiort
and OIschcb cf tl.obUIn, of v. la.tcvcr namo or u&turc,
aro Htcrtlly t' is up aud ci.r: out of thu eystcui la a
dhoii time by tho uco of thcau letters. no bottle lu
eucb caeca will convince tho cicrt Ucrcdulotu t their
curatlva otTcct.
CIcudbo tho itiiitcd Flood vhnncTcr 'yoa find Iti
Impurities bnreii:i(r t!ron;;h i';o In rir.iplcs, i:rc;
tlons tr tt tcr ; tljci;uti it v.hcn you Urid it obBtruct:d
And BU'-K'Irh l i ilia vL'Uiu; cU n;:BJ It w!;cn It Ut foa',
and ytcr fl.ut.s will tSA yj.-. v. uc i. llcwp tlulljpvd
per anil ti ithtaUh of tiu i yttt -i.i vflll fwll.)r, '
PIN, fJIAl"14u:.UoLlor V:ir.; l!.;I.i:if! in Uio
system of BO-.:;iiiy t'M)iuitt',tM:ri ut'jcinc'.tjr jflcotroy
cdanflriuiovcd. I'or fH :Mnurf, pumI cawfully
tho ctrculrj urotuul ciu;h hot ho. ptl;;t.d l.i i.r iu--guagciH-Llutlk,(.rii;i.A,
ibcli opu4:.
J.WALUKr,, rroprUtor, ::. JX. Xcl)t;N Mis
& CO.,
DmgglsU and Gen. Agouti, lou rruoclw
and W and W Conimoicj Ctr jet, New Toi
tWBQLD BT AIL miUUGIsrS AITO h'S,
-rrr
1780
TAKE NOTICE.
1371
Are You Afflicted or Sick ?
UHK
: F A HRNE Y ' S Vf
BLOOD CtEANSKR'j
i -(.H .... ,'.OB .... ,r
PAN ACKA!
AN Alterative and Catliaitle, or-Tonlo ctnd
Turgo, fordiscuscsarlslug from bad blood.
This preparation was established In 1870,nnd
has been prepared In liquid form for morp than
18 years. In January or February, 1 870, anoth
er party commenced to prepare n eluillur article
which Is Inferior to the genuine, and which
should not be mistaken for ours. Ask for "Dk.
Faiiiikey's Blood Cleahdeb oh 1'i.NAdEA,"
and accept no others. - V " e
. The Trade Mark of tho oldest and eobuIbc,
It printed lu green on a yellow wruppcr, hav
ing also me signature oi r. ruurney,
Chicago. , 1 ("
' l)r. r. FahrntyU Health Mctumgtr" gives
the history aud uses of the Blood Cleankek,
testimonials, and other information, sent free
charge. Address "
l)K. V. Fahhnet's Bkothehs Si Co. j
' Waynesboro, Franklin County, Va.
, Ask for Dr. Fahrney's Blood Clcaueet aud
'. i CLEANbE VOUlt BL.OOU, j
, t'if Bold everywhere and In New Blooiiiflold
by F. Mobtimek & Co., ouly. 18 "'
The I'eiiiisjlvanla
Cattle . Insurance Company.
Capital and Assets, $150,000.
Imiirjmrnfitl hi) the ,Umirt nf Common
J'leu of Schuylkill Co., Xvc. 27, '00.
Incorporated by Legislature May 10,1871.
IT has now full power to' Ins'nr Buildings,
Merchandise and all kinds of Property
against Fire, Storms or Tempests. Also, to
Insure Horse and Cattle against Death Or
Tuell. The rates on Loud or l'relurred Policies
are a little higher than s.uy ther company
doing business lu the county t but this class of
polit y holders can borrow money any time the
Company can spare It out of Its supius assets,
and the money will be loaned In rotation, so
that the first persons procuring loan policies
can be the first to borrow money if they need
It. Onlv ( . , ,
UIX l'JStt CENT. JNTK11KMT I
will be charged. for money, utiil loam wl he
made st ull places that good ugeneles cau be
established, so that the Company will be a
Home Company wherever It does business.
The Compauy will lsa take .risks on the
common cash and mutual plan as cheap as
otlicr reliable eoinpaules. ,. ,
I The Directors meet regulurly on the second
Monday ot every month.
' JOHN D. HADE8TT, resident ,
JAMES II. OKIKR, Secretary. , ,.',
Office -308 Centre Stl, Pottsville, Pa.'
TADIl
i sple
ADIE8 .AND CUH-DKEN will And a
end Id assortment of shoe at tka. oe
price store of F. Mortimer A Co.
HI WHAT ARE
mi I
an
3 FANCY
CONSUMPTION.
ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE.
By J. K. SOHENCK, It D.
Wany A hnmnn hplnsr bnn pnmM awny fhr whoM
dPKth therp whs noottior reason than thtnpRlertof
Kmiwn and ndlnpiitaly tirovrn metinn of cun.
TIkhb nonr and drur to Tnniily and frtpndn nre
IfH'plnjf tho drpntnlens alumtwr Into Which, tia4
tliPv calmlr ndfptPrt
OB, J ONE I'M ir. ft(HFK' AIMPLR
TKKAT.tlKNT,
and avallM thpmnclvci of htn wonderfully e(Hcar
cloiia nipdlplnpii, they would not have fullon.
Dr. Hrln'iirlc im In him own vtu iirnved that
wherpvfir niitllHont vitality riMnulns, tlmt vitality,
by Ills mprilohip and hfn dlrofiluini for their une, Is
quick on (m) into hpalthflil viKr.
In thin ntatpnifiit thcrp In nothlnK prpwimptuoufi.
To the faith ot'thP Invalid In mailp norppnmf-ntallon
that In not a thousand tlnufi niil)tfiiitlntod hy IIvIiik
and vlnlhlo works. The thpiry of the ouri hy J)r.
Krhpnrk'H mpdIHnpN h as nlmplA an It In mimillnff.
Ita philosophy rpqulrs no argiuneuU It in Bulf-an-snrtnir,
splr-ronvlnrlntr.
The Hpa-wned 'I onic and Mamlrake Pills arAtb
first two wpftponn with which the citadel of the
innlady Is assailed. Two-thlrdn of the rases or con
sumption orlRlnatP In dyvpcpivla bthI a fnncttonnlly
(Unordered liver. With this condition the bronchial
tuhee "ympathtr,p" with the utomnch. They r
apoud totliPinortiltlCHctlon of tlie liver, lleretlien
romen the ritlmlnalliw result, and the Netting hi,
With nil Its dltreHltiK vmi(tiins of
The Mandrake I'llls are conipoMei! of one of Na
ture's noblest Klfls the Poilophlllnm l'eltutuin.
They posens all the blood-HParchlnir, altenitive
properties of enlonitl, Imt, unlike calomel, they
"LKATR N SiTl RIHIK !.
The work of cure In now heutnnhiff. The vitiated
and mtirnim depoRltn In the boweW and in the ali
mentary canal are ejcted. The liver, like a clock,
H wound up. It aroii"tfi from Its torpidity. The
utomnch art rcapoiiMively, and the putieut begins
to feel that he Is Kfttlns, at last,
A Mi rri.T of h)od it i, o on.
The Heu-weed 'Ionic, In conjunction with the PUN.
permeates and assimilates with tlie food. ChylKI
eatlon In now pron,Hflii(( without Itn previous tor
tiirpa. IilfreNt loii horotnes palulean, mid the cure Is
nen to hr at hand. There is no nioro llalulence, no
exacprfialion of the ntomach. An appetite nete In.
Now coin the (treat est HI oof I purlllcr ever yet
iriven by an Indulgent hither to milt'erlns man.
Kchenck'i Pulmonic wymp comen in to perform Its
function! and to hasten and complete the cure. It
enter nl one upon its work. Nature ran not be
cheated, it collects and ripens the Impaired and
diseased portions of the lunip. In tlie form of
f;nlheruiKH, It prepare them tor expectoration, and
o I In a very short lime tlie malady in vanquished,
the rotten throne that It occupied In renovated aud
made new. and I
the patient, hi all the dignity of re-
gained vtKor, Htcpw forth to enjoy the manhood or
WUUIKUUUUU Illfll WIM
item ri am ro.sT.
The second thins In, the patients must star In a
warm room until they et well ; It Is almost Impos
sible to prevent taklne, cold when the Ihiiks are din
eased, imt It must he prevented or a cure can not he
e fleeted. Fresh air and ridlnif out, especially In thin
section of the country, In the fall and winter sea
son, are all wronR. IMi vsietnns who recommend
that cnursa lone their put I en ts, if thlr hinifn are
hadly dhpftfted: and yet, because thev are In the
house they must not sit down cpilet; they must walk
niiout Die room as much and as fast as tlie strength
will hear, to Mt up a (fond circulation ofhlood. The
naileiits tmi.U keep In good nplrlis he determined
to tfel well. This has a great deal to do With the
appetite. an4 Is the ureal point to n'dti,
To despair of cure alter such evidence of ttn pos
sibility hi tlie worst eases, and moral certainly In
all others. Is siuiul. Jr. Mehenck s personal state
ment to th Faculty of his own cure won lu these
modest words
Many yearn nco I woe In tlie last stnaten of con
sumption: con tined in my bed, and at onetime my
physicians thought that 1 could not Uvea week; then,
like a drowning man catching at straws, I heard of
and obtained the preparation) which I now olTer to
the puhllc, and they made a pi' r fect cure of me. U
seemed to me that I could feel them penetrate mv
whole system. They soon ripened the matter i my
lungs, and I would spit tip more thauHpiulofoiren
alve yellow matter every morning for a long time,
"As soon as that hegan to suicide, my cough,
fever, pains, and night-sweats nil began tu leave me,
and my appetite hecame so great that It whs with
diMleufty that I could keop from eating too much.
I soon gained my strength, and have grown In tlesh
ever since.
' 1 was weighed shortly after my recovery," added
the Ihvtor, ' then looking like a mere skeleton ; my
weight wan Only ninety-seven pounds; my present
weight Is two hundred and twenty-llve(225) pounds,
and fur yearn I have enjoyed uninterrupted health."
Dr, Kchenck has discontinued hie profefmloiml
vlnlta tfl Nw Vorlt and Hoston. He or his son. Dr. '
J. 11. Kchenck, Jr., still continue to nee patients at
their Ottlce, No. 15 North Mlxth Htreet, Philadelphia,
evary HtUtrrday from a.u. to 8 r.w. Those who
wish a thorough examination with the Renpiro
meterwill lie charged. The Kenplrometer declares
Htm eract co ml It ion of the lungs, and patient cat!
i readily learn whether they are curable or not.
The directions for Inking Die medicines are adapt
ed to the Intelligence even of a child. Follow these
directions, and kind Nature will do the rst, except
ing that In nome cases the Mandrake Pills are to be
taken In Increased doses; the three medicines need
no other accompaniments than the ample Instruc
tions uini, wruiiioKiiy mem: i-irai create appeilie.
rwt
or returning lietulh, hunger In the most welcome
symptom.
rmptnm. When It comes, m It will come, let the
reftlittlrlnR- At once be of good cheer. Oood blood at
fleftlittlrlnK At once be or ire
once follows, the coijhIi loosens, th. nlfchtiweat Is
slutted. In A short tlm.botliof theua morhld irmn.!
toms are gon. forever.
Dr. H-, nick's medicines Are consUntly kept lu
tens of thouSHiitlsof families. As a laxatlv. or pur
gative, the Mandrake l'lll are a stAndard prepara
tion; while the Pulmonic Hvrup, as A cureor coughs
And colds, may be regarded as A prophyUcterle
Against consumption In any of Its forms.
Vrlce of the Pulmonic Hymp and Hea-weed Tonlo,
, ll.w a bottle, or I7.S0 a halt doiM'ii. Mandrake Pills,
Scents a Iwx. Fur sale by All druggists And deuleri-.Iohn-ios,
IIoi.lowat & (!owdm, 6U2 Arch
Street, l'lilludelplilu, Wholcnale Agents. 5 23 ly
NEW YORK
CO NT IN B NT AL
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v.
Insurance Company, ,
OF NEW YORK, '
ST11ICTL Y M V TV AIi I
Ahhc(4, t i,f500,000 t
IShVE.Snllthenew forms of Policies, anil pre
sent as fuvoruble terms as any company In the
United HIiiU h.
The Company will inuke temporary loans on Its
Policies. . '
Thirty days' grace allowed on each payment, and
the hi icy held good dttrlnit that time,
Policies landed by this Company are non furfeit-
No extra charges are made for traveling permits.
Policy-holders share III the annual proms of the
Coininny, and have u voice lu the eletitlons and
management of the tympany. ' "
Jso policy or medical feechttrEed.
JHHTI S I.xWHKNl'K, I'tHH'S.
M. B. Wvnkooj', Vice l'res't. . ,
J.P.ltooEKA.Heo-y. a EATON -
Uenerul Agent,
No. 6 NorUI Third Street, i
4.2yl) Collcue Block, narrlsuurg, Pa.
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HY - coodO
Suited to the Season. ' ;
,,, Aro Now Offered tor Sale by ','
SAI.l. Kl
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TlHBS" I
I AM. KlNDrl of Prlntlnf neatly
PRINTING I
taut me m-omrum
' BnuM JOIiOridt
-nig.
Life
English Hoofing Felt
Is found to stand well In all cllmntcs. being ex
tensively used for Rooting Houses, Out-Bulld-inps
and Bheds; for LnyingKlnt Roofs, Gutters,
Lining Granaries, Storehouses, or Walls,
(cither outside or iuakle), and for placing un
der Slates or Tiles. It is nlso a cheap and
effective Ceiling on the underneath side of raf
ters of a Shitcd or Tiled Hoof, nnd as a Celling
to Iron Roofs, counteracting Heat, Froa, aud
Condensation of Moisture.
The English Felt Is put np In rofls of 25
yards in length, by 82 inches In width, and
contululng a surface of 200 square feet.
THREE-PLY FELT FOR ROOFING.
In Rolls, 2ft inches wide, by 50 feet In length;
each roll will cover a surface 10 fect Bquare, or
100 square feet.
It is to be laid across the roof, shingle fash
Ion, with a lap of two inches, and secured by
nailing the edges with 3d units nnd tin caps.
When laid, the Kelt is to be painted with
Mastic Roof Coating, and Sanded. Tho Mas
tic Roof Coating is mixed, ready for ubo, and
is applied with a brush.
. TARRED ROOFING FELT. ,
Used extensively for Sheathing Honses, and for
Tar and Gravel Roofing, also for placing under
Slate, Tin and Shingle Roofing.
It Is used In packing Woolens and FurB to
protect them from moths.
Put up in roils weighing 45 pounds each.
15 pounds Felt will cover a surface of 100
square feet.
TWO-l'LY FELT,
For Bhcathlnir Houses. HooIIiic Temporary
Buildings, mnkliiK Water,Tlglit Floors, aud for
placing under elate and shingles.
In rolls, 20 luetics wide by 50 fect In length
Each roll will cover a surface of 10 fcotsiiuaro
or 100 square fect.
For Slienthlng It enn be nailed upon t lie stud
ding, making a perfectly air tight sheathing,
nnd Hiiro protection from dampness. Ituts,
mice, or vermin will not go near It.
MICA CANVAS ROOFING,
In rolls containing 250 square feet. Is to bo
laid across the roof, and lapped Bhinglo fuBh
ion with a lap of two Inches, nnd secured by
nulling the edges with 20 oz. tacks.
This la the only Composition Kooflng that
docs lint require a llnlnlilng coat of paint or
cement.
UNTARKED 8IIEATI1IXG FELT,
For Carpet Lining, Deadening Floors, nnd for
putting under Blnto, Tin and Hhlnglo Uoollng.
rut up in roils wciguing luu pounus.
10 pounds Felt will cover a surface 10 fect
squtire, or 100 square fect.
MANUFACTURED BY T1IK
PENN ROOFING CO.,
105 South 2nd Street,
5 33 2t!t l'lJILADKL.l'IIIA, 1A.
ILAlinWAliE!
. HARDWARE!
rpiIE subscribers have on hand at all times,
X as complete an assortment of Hardware
as cau bo found in the county.
NAILS,
HINGES, , ,
LOCKS,
GLASS,
rAINTS&OILS,
,,'and a flue nBsortmcut of all styles of
Builders llardwa re,
i . . . .'. '', Also, i
CARrENTER TOOLS,
" table cutlery,
coffee mills, a
spoons; ,
. "5 - .j..p:..-3 -SHOVELS,
, ' hoes,
and (i full stock of
Hardware of Every Description,
All of which will be sold at the lowest market
prices. Persons wanting any article In this
line are requested to oallaudexamluoour stock.
v F. ' MORTIMER & CO.;
Nbw Bloomkiki.d, Pa.
The Colby Wr inner
Moulton's Patent Rolls.
The Most Perfect! ,.'.r t a
" 1 ' ' The Cheapest!
'. ! Aiul Jienl Wriiiyrr in the '-World-
Rolls are pure i white Bubbor. Frame can
never rot, rutt or weur out. It takes less
room than any other, Is lighter, fastens Itself
to the tub, runs easier, and Is THE FAMILY
FA VOK1TB wherever used, , ,
It Is WAURANTED In every case. We want
good active : - . - i , -
LIVE AGENTS
to canvass In every town, to whom good wages
are Insured. Full Instructions and particulars
given npon application to Colbt Bko's A Co.,
Sou Broadway, N. Y. 1 5 31) si 13.
Pensions, Bounties, &c. ,
1iriIHWrt. Minor Children, Mothers,
Tillian
jLn ni K..i,up. who were k leu ordletl of
disease contracted lu the Service of the lulled
Mates, can now make application for Pension.
Also Nrfdlem who contracted disease or were
woumled, ruptured, or in any way disabled in the
war at UM. t , 1 - '. .
i When widows die or re-mrry, the child or
children under sixteen years of age are entitled to
Thettli'e for filing claims for additional bounty
bos beeu extended six months. .
Partleular attention elven fa old suspended ease
In the dllferent departments at Washington, I). (J
If you have, or think you have a claim UKAlnst the
(lorerBineut, cull on or address the undersigned.
tia charge tor Inforinatlou.
i i .i i .Attorney fur Clalmanta, k I
,31 -'-' MEW rLOOMFlEU), PA
HTJMOEOUS
A Potent Medicine.
We hnd a lieutenant in our company
by the name of P . He was a geni
al, noisy follow, but ho was not much in
the way of reliability. In luct it mignt
have been said with gront truth, that he
did no duty at all, if we except the draw
ing of his pay with strict punctuality.
Whenever a movement was to be niaue,
Y moved himself upon tho " sick
report." . ,
Uno any it was rumored tunt tho regi
ment would march to the front the next
morning. Y ns usual appeared at
tho surgeon's tent.
" Oh 1 doctor," said ho, " I feel very
sick."
" What's tho matter ?" asked the sur
geon with a sly leer at those present.
"Oh! great pains in my bowels," re
plied P , " and a giddiness in my
head."
" All right," said the surgeon, " I'll
put you ou the sick report, and send you
some pills. Take them all at one dose."
P went to his tent and commenced
to smoke his pipe. Uy-and-by Borne '
brother-officers came in, and after awhile
tho hospital steward camo over with n
box containing three large pills, whicli
the surgeon had manufactured out of gun
powder. " Better put them in your pipo and
smoko tlieni," 8uid Captain II ; "hang
me if I'd take them."
P hesitated for a moment and
then said. " it would be a pood joke ; I
believe I'll take your advice."
I icking up the pills ho dropped them
all into tho bowl of his pipo. Tho next
iustant an explosion took placo that shat
tered the pipe iuto a hundred fragments,
nnd sent P 's friends flying out of
his tent.
The next day ho met tho surgeon and
accented him thus :
" I say, doctor, what effect did you in
tend thone pills to have on me?"
" To char you out" growled the Bur
geon. " Faith," replied P , " they were
very efficacious, for if they didn't exact
ly clear me out, they did a half dozen of
my victors."
Undo Peter, who flourishes in the
mountains of Vermont .is a horse-dealer,
was culled upon the other day by an
amateur of" equine" who was in search
of something fast. The result is told as
follows :
" There," said Uncle Peter, pointing
to an aoiuial in the meadow below the
house; " there, sir, is a mare who would
trot her milo in two minutes and seven
teen seconds wore it not for one thing."
" Indeed !" cried tho companion.' '
: " Yes," continued Uncle Peter, "she1
is four years old this spring ; in in cood
condition ; looks well ; is a first-rate mare;
and sho could go a uiilo in two seventeen
were it not for ono thing."
" Well, what is that " ,
, V That mare," resumed the jockey, " is
in every way a good piece of property. She
has a heavy mane, a switch tail, trots fair,
and yet there is one thing only why she
can't go a mile in two-seventecn."
: What in the Old Harry is it then?"
cried tho amateur, impatiently.
' " The distance is too great for tho
time!" was the old wag's reply. '
Star " Uacsar," said a negro to a col
ored friend of his, " what do you tink is
de most useful ob do ' comets do sun or
demoon?" ' ' 1 " 1
" Well, Clem, I don't know dat I should
be able to answer dat' question, soein' aa
how I neber had much book-larnin'."-
" Well, Caesar, I speo' de moon orter take
de first rank in dat partikilar." n. .: n .
" Why so, nigger '(" t
' " Petause do moon shine in do night
i when we need de light, and de sun shine
j in daytime when do light am ob no oon-
BL'IIUCUVe. t , i , .
. ,' Well, Clem, you is de . most larned
darkey I eber seed. I guosa you used to
sweep out a school-house for a libiu'."
j JteT A Yankee in Texas, who sat list
i cuing to the stories of a Louisianiun, in
regard to the marvelous growth of sugar-
cuno on his plantation, near New Orleans,
I finally said :
! " That ain't nothing. I've seen cane in
old New England uiore'n a mile long I"
" What kiud of cane was it?" was the
gencrul inquiry,
" A hurricane !" ! ' ' '
' Ate?" Aunt Rosy was dividing a mince
pie among tho boys, and whon Jim, who
had wiokedly pulled the cat's tail, asked
for his share, the damo replied
" " No, Jim, you are a wicked boy,' and
the Biblo says there is np peace for the
wicked.". ' .,
Weir When you want to get rid of the
rheumatism persuade a wild steer to
chase you. A Savaunah man who gave
it a fair tjLil and had hot race of forty
rods to a tree and up it, certifies that he
has not had rheuiuatio twinge since.
'-Stir A new. fov has been inventod
for the comfort of travellers. . It is to be
put under the feet with a mustard plaster
on the ' head, which draws the heat
through the whole system. : , . , , .,
, i . .
Hxf Id Japan a pnper eoat costs ten
eenUr; ant) a complete suit only a' quarter
of a dollar. What a paradise for an edi-