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", I .-.. ., , . TRUNKS,.;. . . , ,. SHOE FINDINOS.&O. He Is prepared to fill orders at the shortest notice and In the liestiiianiier. A number of the best workmen are employed, and repairing Is done Without delay and on the most rcanonalilf Urtti REFINED OIL lire test by the barrel, 'orV larger Wits. j . ,. r U'llRICAflNG and other OII of the hwt ffiiiillty. In lets lo suit purchasers. The CASH paid for Bark, Hides and Skins of all marketable kinds. ' '.FlMtse call and examine our stock before purchasing elsewhere. ' JOS. M. HAWLEY, Duncannon, 1 4 tf ' "UA t'.lo Water, d la ' !. sola by DruccUu- .... . K.aUm I. 1'KKt liMKKvT. ' IT wm a bright winter uiorniog, and Mr. Segrist's two pretty, nieces had just' como down slairs frcsli as IIebo,and hink-cliceked ' aa the roses of fragrant hyacinth bells in tho south wlndow,where the snnshlno had gotten into such a hope less tauglo with the ivy vines and rose buds and leathery sprays of fern. Very pretty girls they were, in a delicate wo manly fashion, although' nobody would ever have been retuindod by them of the Venus de Modioi, and not an artist had ever thought of asking them to sit for a Madonna. It is the every day style of Deauty tnat wears best, and liisa and Cora sighed for nothing rarer or more precious. ) "So ho has failed, has heT'eaid Cora to her uncle, who had just been promul gating me news 01 tne day trom behind niB newspaper. v bat a p ity 1 and . he was so nice and agreeable. -" Failed I Mr. Kirkwood !" echnod Lisa, her rosy check losing a shade or so of its satin bloom. " Oh, uncle, how aia mat nappen r " As most failures happen, my dear," said Mr. Segrist, folding up his paper and laying his spectacles on one side, pre paratory to the morning meal, "Too much prossof canvass, and too little ballast. borne people will never loarn wisdom. Yo8,itis a pity; he was a good young fel low, and this will throw him back twenty years." . . , . Lisa sat thinking ; her pansy blue eyes fixed intently on the pattern of the table cloth, her red lips apart, until her sister'a clear, bird-like voice aroused her from the temporary abstraction. "Upon my word, Lisa," tho elder cried merrily, " I do believe you are in a trance. "Why don't you answer my ques tion?" ' " Lisa started, both cheeks suddenly crimsoning. " I I was only thinking, Cora. What was it you asked me?" " About our ball dresses for to-morrow evening, i think bunches of silver bar ley would be prettier to loop up than the commonplace roses.- Everybody wears ro ses." , . . , . "Oh. Cora,", cried downright Lisa. " how can you talk about ball dresses when when you remember who was to have taken you there?" ' " Mr. Kirkwood ?" said Cora, calmlv: " of course he'll not go now, but we can easily send for Cousin George." ' " I hen you really mean to go V ' "Of course ; whv shouldn't I ? Sure ly, Lisa, you can't expect mo to co into mourning' because Uuv Kirkwood has failed? He was no relative of ours." . f I think he loved you Cora," said Lisa, in a low voice : " and you thoucht . so tOO!" ,., -,, I: , ... -,, : " lie must learn to unlove me. then." said the elder sinter, with a musical little laugh., ."Mr. Kirkwood, the BuccessfuJ merchant, was very well, but Mr. Kirk wood, the beggar,. cannot, expect, to .in dulge in the luxury of a wife. Of course all that is over, for good and all." , ..And Cora oalmly poured out a second cup of coffee for hor unole. . " Uut, Cora, pleaded her sister, " it is not as if yourself were poor. You know we will have a little money of our own." . " Very true) wise Lisa ; but I mean to keep my own to jnysclf, and not 'to spend it in bolstering up the ruined fortunes of any unlucky speculator.' ; No, no, child, my husband must bring money of his own, not to be a drain upon my slender resources.":..: : .! n : -ii h lni: Lisa shook her hoad. .; I ,?1 .! i. "That sounds worldly," said she. . u Does itK . Now I., think it' is ,.just the comtnon-seosical sound to it. .People must look at these things from a practical point oi view. - " Uoole.V cried Lisa, almost pasionate ly," don't you think she ouht. to . .like him all the .better because he is in need?" "My dear, my dear," said the old een. tlcman, composedly,, crumbling up a bit of dry' toast on his plate. '"I can't pretend to judge of these things! ' You girls, must settle your 1 own ' affairs' bctwecb you. ' ...: .; .10 'i i . i .i .. " My mind is quite niado up already," said Cora Segrist calmly. ' "' " ' ; ' ' And when poor Guy Kirkwood'a :card cauio up that afternoon to the room where tho two sister were arranging the buuoh) os of silver barley, tars .that Madumc l'ichu,uie milliner, had just scat, round in a mammoth , paper box, .ISossio, . the maid, caroo courteously,, demurely; down' into tbf parlor,. with r, .i, . ,i, , .,,;,! . " I'leuse, sir, Miss torais. engaged. . j , Guy Kirdvrood went slowly and uudlv away .without answering a , singlo WQijd,)' It only she had reuiaiucd true to him,, ho boliuvcd he could have breasted tho, cold wares of all other fate but now- Well such was the way. of tho world, lie must uiuke up his niiuJ, to tuka tho bitter with tho, sweet,; as it came,, Uut tho sweot had poeu honey-sweet, ami .the' outer was os gaii, , , I " L'uclp, cuu J speak t you Tor a uiiti,'i utc?" ; 'v ' " ' " ''I Mr. Hegrist, sotting away, the piles of i uuniy yuyvia iu ins mw iiurary, sturtetl at tho sound of tin1 soft, bell-like voice. IL!' IM .j'.. I...., My child.' I thought you and ' Cora '! had gone to the ball." ",: ' 1 ' " H " Cora Bus gone, Uncle;1 but I thought l wouiu rumor remain quieiiy at home: Uncle And hero she paused and lesitated, .r .. j . "Well, child, what is it?',' i ; ' n! "You are my guardian1 'and'trustee. nn clo." she wont on, as if forcing herself to spcaic.' "wni you toll mo how ' much money Cora and I have each got ?" ' ' "About ton thousand dollars, " Lisa.' but what makes von ask ?"' ' . - " And can I do just what I please with it?" t i . " , , , " That depandg upolt circumstances. Probably yes." ' '. : , ..-. t n : " Well, BDole, I want you to lond it to Mr.' Kirkwood, to help him got into ' bu siness again." . , . . , i ., . -.." Child, what for ?"...;.- . , . " Because he has no friends left, undo, because I feel sorry for him,"-, said , Lisa begrist, with deepening color and down cast eyes. "And, uncle, he must not know who let him have it" . . . " Why not, you little network if ridT dies and mystery ?" . " ," Oh, because I couldn't bear to have him know. It could be managed, could it not?" ' . ' '. "Yes,' J suppose. But "are you really in earnest, .Lisa r ' " Yes, uncle." " . ' " And the interest of the money, that nas always supplied you with pins and ribbons and tape, gimcrackory in gen eral?" " I can do without that, unole." Lisa resolutely answered. " But you roust not tell Uora. Mio would think it silly and romantic." ... Well, well, child," said Uncle Segrist, smiling, though he was in reality deeply moved. " You shall havo your own way." The next week Mr. Kirkwood's lawyer informed him that ten . thousand dollars lay at his banking house, subject to his draft or order at any time. "Ten thousand dollars 1" cried poor Guy, quite overwhelmed at tho magni- 1.. .1 - lAl. - tl 1 1 . . iuuo ui uiu sum j who lent me ten tnou sand dollars ?" ' " That is what I am not at liberty to inform you," said Mr. Jessup very stiffly. And it was in vain that Guy 1 Kirk wood, marshaling in his memory all his improbable friends, tried to fix the benefit upon one or the other of them. No, he could not place it anywhere, this myste rious benediction ; he must just accept in the spirit in .which; i,t had boen given. " Ah 1 1 will try to prove to my un known friend.'', he said, in a chokino voice, " that the favor has not , been be stowed in vain. Upon this foundation, Heaven helping me, I will build, up . the beginning of a new fortune, a more proa, porous career." r. ',:,, , , ,,. ... Mr. Kirk wood's words proved almost prophetic. Five years from the. time, he had not only regained his former position iq the commercial world, but had shot be yond it ; and Cora Segrist, , who in , the meantime had indulged in several futilo flirtations, and broken off!' two' engage ments, began seriously tq consider the propriety of once more spreading hor net for the birds she had lot fly so long ago. , . ' " ' ' ; "IJecausel really am getting "quite middle-aged !" said Cora, demurely ; "and Mr. Kirkwood certainly is more hand some than ever." ,;1 ' Guy Kirkwood came often to Mr.. Se grist's mansion; but Cora disposed though she was to take the most, favorable view of matters, could, pot but distrust that it was more on hor sister, s account than her . .". Docs he reallv care, for her; I won-. dor ?" thnilfrrtt. f,rn lr ia if nnlir .in i vongo. himself upon me for. the, cavahef manner in which, J dismissed him., five' years ago ? Nonsense !' Lisa,' isn't half as pretty as l am, and sho never.' was. . I shall wiri the battle yet." ' ' 1 ' " ' "'' Mr. Kirkwood had just posted a 'letter' a missive whereupon hung his futo directed' to Lisa &egrint. ; For ! ho had learqed to love, the slyy gontle ( girl,; and lacking courage to toll her ,p .iu words,, he put the substance of , his , lioarf.'g hope, on paper.,, , , , t,.,:., .':, .. ,r rw l'or I won t hvo.ii. tJtin ort of.su-. pense any longer,' was his resolve. , ,. b From the i)ost-ouico)he:.,wqnf 'djjpqflj to old Jessup s law anctuuL ,if ., '(. ' 't'h Nave, you paid back that " ten 'Hipur. sand dollars; according ' fd : 'my" Ordel-s ? ,hosaid,;" v'' ' ' " ' " t paid it'to-day; with ' legal' inteVeJst,1 both siinplo and compound for 'five years," answered Jessup, very 'succinctly'.' ! " I only wish I knew whom' to thank' fotf this stepping stone to fortubo.M ! ' '": ; - QUI Mr. Segrist," wlw' was sitting! by,' looked up quecrly, over . the tdpl of hut ! spoctuole. glasses. I .. , . i ,-, , ,: ! .( i,,r ! K.'i Nov.m'hat would you givo . to know,. Guy?',',, ho suid,,.t t... ! ! ..:. ;.!',IIuljf I am worth,f' vh tho , impul-i WO 1wr,, .., , i , , ,. , , ,j ; f'; Well," chuckled, the, old. .map,, (f l: cuu tqll ypu on cheaper, terms ,thau, that,, I was bound over to secrocy for five years., but the time was up Just week. Your mysterious good fmgel,,,, was nono other .than my, little 'niece Lisa.. , . -,; .. ! ,! Kirk wo'qd cojoied liis' , heart' uave A creut upward tound-r-Lisa f his Liza I-i, lje turned silently away apd left the, ijf- ficc" ; ' ; "V A 'curimiy 'WaV "of 'actno'wlclng a'l favor'," cried Mr.' Segrist, a lutlq testify. "' notn 1 coiiimeuted Pir. Jdssup: "Thero are softio' people who feel totr lit tlo' to' suy thankee," and' somo ' who' 'feel too much.'-1 'Sly cliont, I rather t!liink' btj longs to the latter elans. ' T do-not believe h is ungratcftil.'l' i'1, ' '""i I -ti. x'.;,., " Nor 1 iieither oa the "whdlo,"' id Mr. Segrist, repenting him of hhv haste. , As for tliiy ho went sraigliit fcjr Liza. ' f'Lisn," he said, "I have written you a letter that you will probably receive to morrow morning, but 1 cannot wait for it to eome now. i have learned this oven; ing whose hand lifted mo from the depth of tfovertv n'nd 'disfirni'rhffflmr.ntwlinfto hidden bounty carved out a new path for mo. jjiBa, tnere is but one way to pay you to give you my whole heart if you will An'tr Ln artMnnl !, I. fl. , ..wwiuu mj bin, JUU1 IOIU1U. Lisa had grown palo and quiet. "No," she said.' " I accept no mero tribute of frratitudo.''. . f , . " But, Lisa, the letter that I wrote you oeioro i neard those tidings the letter asking VOU to be mv wifnvnn m,it on. SWer that nOW." he nlendfid rnfiminir in let go her trembling hand. , "You havo saia no to my second oUer, what do you say to my nrst t ., Tho roses had roturnod to Liza's chnok. the soft light to her eyes, as she put the otnor nanu in ivirkwood s and answered "Yes." ' Walking Match. TN the town of Williamsport, Mr. Ban X files, it appears, laid a wager that he could walk a thousand miles in a thou sand hours, and thore wore a cood manv heavy bets in sporting circles in his favor and against htm. '.'; .' . i : Mrs. Bangles was known to be opposed to the undertaking ; and so when the work began, and it became apparent that Jiangles was not doing., himself justice, ins iriends went around and told Mrs, Bangles that her husband was disobey ing her positive order not to. attempt that pedestrian teat. Well, JUrs. .Wangles sud denly put on her sunbonnct,' and seized a bed slut, and started for the tent. As she entered, it was observed that Mr. Ban gles accelerated his pace, and in a. few momonts he and Mrs. Bangles were mov ing around that ring with singularly en couraging swiftness. Everybody said it was the best time on record J and once in a while Mrs. Bangles would vary the mo notony by taking a short cut across the ring, so as to head off the pedestrian, who would immediately turn around and glide in the opposito direction, s They walked over' nine hundred miles in one evening, nd on the last quarter of the nine-hun- dred-and-ninety-ninth mile. Mrs. Bangles caught up, and after tearing out two or three handiuls ,ot the noble sportman s hair, she bruised him with the bed-slat and took him right, homo. It he gets well in time, he expects to bmsh the oth er mile before the thousandth hour elap 8cs. jiangles has since intimated to t friend that Love's young dream has been Inside the Earth. rilllE greatest depth of the earth hith ' I erto attained by- man's explorations has not reached more than one mile trom the surfaoo. When, as Professor Forbes states, it is remembered " that the diame ter of the earth is 7,900 miles," the dia proportion of our studies between the sur face and the , interior ot our planet . is evident. . u o nave traversed every sea , . iir i , from pole to pole ; the desert, the prarie, tne great lorests, ana tne inland river founts have alike boen. explored..', All the sciences prove with what ardor ,we have studied things of the earth's surface and thence directed, our attention to distant planets 'to Study them'; yet of our' Wan et no attempt has been made beyond one mild down'.""What,' however,' we ; hav0 learned from this doscent is1 astonishing. We have discovered that the earth is not a solid substance ; on the contrary it- has a fluid intoriftr, and only the crust is 'sol id j and relatively not so thick in propor tion as a hen't egg. ' It is found that, for ovory hundred feet of descent there is' rise of temperature of two degrees Fall-. renheit,'whtct( is iullioient to melt iroo, aDd the lava whiph.we see ejepted by yol oauoes.. No without any verifying ex periment, the existcuce of. volcanoes ia differpnt. parts of the 'world, the perpet ual springs of boiling water , ia Itcland, at Bath and Matlock, clearly proves the existence, of subterranean heat. Fortu nately,' exricrjrncnts' of " a,dlfferent,charao- itcr lrom those or tlcscending into the earth 'substantiate the fact of interior fluidity." '' ';'' v:uiW!. ... : .... ( h l. , , l ...Iii. .. .fiU --t-jlj '..l .i.'i:! ' ' t&PK rcYi'nl brcaeher says tho ttiigb est eustiimer ' lid ' eVer camd'" across in the' poVuifef his1' eallini ''was1 ' a rbngh old follow id a valley 6f the Green :iiiouDtams, who approaehod1 him at ' the closo of an evening meeting'with a very long fuce and asked i gravely t " Did ' I undofktaud you to say that hell' Was a'lake of fire and brimstone Yes,'.'. aid tlia .divine, thinking that he had at last succeeded in making an impression upoo' tie.hit.huvto obdurate hetu't, aud: going loii; tp:eulurge upon thepWojof .(orntanti :' fiuaemie 1 nonseqse'", jntorrupted , his listener ; ";I dou't beliey'o a word of jt; you pile jt on too. thick; a. man wpuldp!t live a mifiite.iu sugh , pluce.",,. B'"hey will l(c prepiii'cj' for it, said the n)iuiBter. iniprcssivcly. '. ," Bo prepured for .it'! will they ?" excluimed tlie.auxious q'u'cstio'uoi;, brij;hteuinir up.' ' " I'd as soon be Ihora as anywhero, then;" and off he ' walked, ' perieotjy wtisnau, itpaos gay as ajutrk.. I ' 'jrlQr'A' modern' thinker ays'''man3 peoplo'win bo astonished when' they' get td heaven', to find the arigels laying no schemes to be made archangels. Sr. 5 TIIIE late Duke of Brunswick used to X relate the following anecdote with great glee j i it ,ri - i '.i mi. ' On a certain ocoasion, one of the heav iest of German .soldiers bad ;the duty of mounting guard! at one of the ducal hunt ing seats ; and, not to perplex tho poor fellow with more Idea than1 he could conveniently carry, oiie single .'," notion " was, with some , difficulty, rammed into his noddle vizr that he mnt pte$ent arm to the Duke, should his Highness pass that way. iHe wag left to- his oogita ties, which, we need hardly say, were of that class desqribed by.theiirenowned author of "Knickerbocker's History of Now York" as appertaining to the pilot of the Good Vrow, whoj we were inform ed, sat the helm, thinking of nothing either pail, present,; dr to eome. Tired at last of this transcendental monotony, our sentinel had recourse to the universal German solace-his sausage and schnapps. While thus agreeably employed, ho saw an unpretending-looking person approach the place where he was soatcd, dressed in the common German hunting-dress-a sort of queer smock-frock, leather breeches, and continuations. ' " Good appetito to you 1" said the new-oomer- " What is that you're eating V " Guess !" gruffly answered the peasant soldier. . . , .... j , , "Ohl perhaps rothwurst," : said the Duke, for it was no loss a porsonage; . " No ; something better than that," " Then I suppose , that it is lebber wurst ?" , , " No ; sometbing bettor than that." . .' " Probably then it is metterwursb ?" i. " Yes." , '....'. "' (The three terms, rothwurst, lebber wurst, and metterwurst, are the positive, compara tive, and superlative denrAP nf the German sausage,) ' :. -r , " And now thab you know all about y sausage, pray who are you?" , . "tauess, saidi the Uuke. l. : 1 . " Oh 1 perhaps you're one of the Dtuke's pages ?" . . , . - ., . . . " No j; something bottor than, that" " Then vou'ra nrnhnhlv nna aP i-V.. Duke's aids-do-camp o;, something better than thab. " ! " Perhaps you're the Duke himself?" ' "Yes." " Der teufel ! Hold that sausage'! fno'mv orders are to present arms to you V "' "' A Story with a MoraL, ' The New York 'Journal of Commerce says : " A dealer in pork has ia nreancinii son who is' an expert in fcards, aod, in piaying witn bis companions- was seldom on the losing side. 1 lie began at first to bet on the eam'eand ere loner cnulll nlnv reimlar fnr mnnpv vit.h. nnir 'nP kin disposed to take-the risk. He came home one day, bringing several dollars which ho had acquired in this small way of gaim ing, and exhibited his cain to his father with quito an air of triumph. The 1. ..!.. P.. I i' 1 l 4- f 111: - luuuguuui jmieut snooic nis lieai and told his ' son that the money ' was not honestly acauired' " Butldid'nt rhof ' said the boy. " I hope not, replied the ! . II J!l .: ' .1 i . . laniui , uuu uiu you give me loser any equivalent whatever" for it ?" The boy hung his head, and' the parent added : " Monev 18 hnnitaf.1v HonnfrnrT Ln thnrr. j - J ! ...... '..aau . . , is ad exchange of products Or services, and the' rooeiver gites an - equivalent for' it f to take ; another man's property'and civs him no equivalent for it is to-rohof chest hita,'.1 .. v i 'i I , ; A fW rtumllla nfr f.Via fi.thnt.' h.m lidmo from the Pcodnce Exchangewith an ' eiutea aspectna announced that ' he had settled his speoulative contracts itt pork Dy tne .Teoeipt . ot htty thousand dollars. His bob. eyed bim steadily a moment, and . thea said (. ',What did you give; tbotOther i man,; fathers as, an loauivalonl for the. MM'jV'i ).Itr t .as r.N,..,.,, 7 . childlike;;;;;"";.' Jennio Jones was a verv 'pfetlv" little girl, and It was the first time she had ev-'' er been 1 visiting b ' herself. ' .' She Was speeding thd afternoon 'with' obe' of 'tor'' schoolmates, find when' it ca'rhti 'tea'' 'time Jennie Was invited to stay1 to' toa.'" a No, ' l maun yon; ma am,"'8be said slyly; in answer to the request. '" I ''guess -ybu'd ' better'.suid her little friend's, i.mothor, crood. hospitable Mrs. Morse s " sit., r'tah k up to the tubla, along with Sairy won't. ail T d 1 ... l . , . yuu now f ; ) puuio uugetqq,. twisted nei-. apron, put ncr nngor in her, niouthariit , finally electrified thacamnanvbv remark- iqg, .f! Well,-.! .don't know ;,ma said I was to say. no,. thank you, .the first,ti,m, I Was asked, butr -but if unit nnwil mV coiti liity." J1( Jt is scarcy., n'eoessory to . add. that slie staid. , ' .'' - ' ., '. u.'o.i' till I ; i : :"' ' ' -I I'. .'.li: 'l d. US. It is a curious fui't illiiHlrnt.i.vr the ui,vpBj( fji wiuuiiunejis, aqdjOi xeeping the pores pf the skin opcovthi(t if a coat of varnish' or other, gubstauco iin'porvious .V uiuiotuiO Uy UppilUU IU lllO VAkUIiVI Ul tho body, death will, ensue.' in about six houTfr.' Tho 'experiment was "once tried ' on a child at Florofice.' '' On the'-occasion : of Pope Leo Tcntli'd' actfession to the pa-' pal ohair; it was' desired to have a living ilpiira to renresent the Golden Apa. And ' so a child was gilded, all pvor with vuruiah -ii.i' - .1.1 i..r 'tv. 'wii.i p upu Kt ' .f"H yvuu wmsi-m i.iow If the fur rif a mil, of a pig' be' Qoverod" with, 'a ''solution o Indi rubber' fn hapthathe animal 'ceases' to breathe in a couple of hours. -i'-'"7r n ;l)uke ftnrt Sontlitcl. .ill J Ml.'.'. J.'i,,..
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