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Philadelphia Advertisements.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo 1111(1
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
' AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Furo
While lal ami Color
JIAXL'FA CTURERS,
Nos, 111 and 113 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
or
Blatchley's Cucumber
TKADE (jjjj) MARK.
WOOD PUMPS,
Measuring 21o,5(T feet in length, or stitllclent in
thu ablegate lor
A WELL OVEE 40 MILES DEEP,
SimjiU in Construction Easy in Operation
itu'ing no jane w wt naicr jjii- .
table and Cheap.
Those intnps am their own host recommendation.
i-or sale iy j'caiers in itarowaremm jhiv
rieultii
ml lmoli-im-nts. Plumbers. I'nino Makers. Kc..
throughout the country. Circulars. lurnish-
il ntiitii iiiiiillc.-itioii hv mall or otherwise.
Single pumps forwarded to parties in towns I
wnere 1 nave no aueius upon me iccciia, 01 mu
retail price.
In buying, be careful that your pump bears my
trade mark us above, us 1 guarantee no other.
3,0lllce and Ware-room,
Nos. (Wl and sal Filbert Street,
513rfl PHILADELPHIA, TA.
a-These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New lilooinlleld.
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
V IV bJtAi.H,.
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL.PAPJIS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. rnhllshers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmeties. Also, Hubert's History of
the Li lilted states, i-eiion outline juap.s, &,c.
IILANK HOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
MILLER & ELDER,
ItookKclIci'H and Stationers
BLAXK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL I'APEIl,
No. 430, Market Street,
ill PHILADELPHIA, A.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
I'uiier any Hixn, Wel)lit, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. !Uly41
LOt'IIMAN'N
Writing: Xluil!
miHH KI.UII) is warranted F.OUAL to Arnold's.
1 and In sold at mueli less 01 Ice. The nioliev
will be nfuiKd to Uiose buying it. If it does not
Jiroveeiitiiviy mmniaeiory.
(S. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloointleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Hole Agents,
430 Market Street,
2.1031 I'lilladelphla.
A. L. Kalb J. E. Fketmihk.
KAUIS & FItY.IIIlti:,
iMl'OHTEKS AMD JOBBEHS OP
C II i 11 tl , Gr lllMH
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
801 and 808, Cherry St., between Arcb 4 Race,
PHILADELPHIA. ,.
CT Constantly on band, Original Assorted
Packages. 18. 9. ly 10
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BARCROFT & CO.,
t Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS, ;
Cloths, .
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods', Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 40,r)nnd 407 MARKET STREIiT,
(Ahovo Fourth, North Side,)
IMiilKtlclpliia.
WRIGHT & S1DDALL,
Wholesale Druggi sts,
AND DEA1.E11S IK
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philiidelplii.i, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of evcrthing conneeted with
the business, of the best ciualily, and at very
(ow prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler 'In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
While to givo ns n trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 81 f. .
WAVES IAlSOXt !
Saves Time !,
SAVES MONEY!
"yAINRlGHT .t CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done w ith half, the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
other.
t9- For sale by all (irocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New lilooinlleld, l'a.
17
jlAYIILYj V CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, . Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a Hue assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, lSfif.
John ghaffner, Jr. K. S. Zlegler. Theo. Kuinel
S1IAFFXER, ZIECLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNF.H, ZIKGLKR & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
f Ioves,
Kibhoiis,
Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
, and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Ayenta for Lancatitei' Combs.
W. F. ItOIILKIC,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stra w - Gr o o 1 ,
153;NORTll third btreet,
8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
H. 11. TAY'LOIt,
wiTn
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
II
OAR, McCONKEY & CO.,
euccessors to
AVM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a. :
WHOLESALE -wfti .
sw H GROCERS
January I, 1669.
LLOYD, KUPPLEE, ft WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
. 1 KXIUUT fc ISItO'S,
Wholesale "Dealers in
FISH,
CllOOHO
AM' ' 1 ' ;
I'roviwioiis,
114 South Delaware . Avcnnc,
Below Chestnut St.,
rillLAbELl'llIA, PA.
Agents for
Colling, (ieddes & t'o's Cnimetl Fruits.
jOIKf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwnrs. J. S.Glolm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WlIOLESALB DnAI.EllS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STltEKT,
riIILAlKLlIIIA.
32310
WPJI. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill cV Chandler,,
DEALERS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &,
No. 2! MARKET STREET,
, I'lIILADEH'IIIA.. l'A.
" A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitoii Na
vy, always on hand. l :;2 li lu
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Hanck
ATWOOD, 11AXCK ii CO.,
Coiiiinission lereliants,
, " ' AND ' 1
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above Kaec Street,.
3 40 finiO PI II LA DELPHI A , l'A.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale roeers,
AND
CUM MISSION M E 11 C II A NTS
No. 120 A11CH STKEET,
rUiUulelphla.
fl-Thesulo of Ffc'gs, Seeds, Grain nnd Wool
a snichill v. 31
lTvase send for a Circular. 48
For the Farm and Garden!
"JpUItK (j HOUND HONF:,
HUl'ElM'HOSl'HATE OF I.IME,
ANIMAL COMI'OST,
AND
(iltOUND FLASTEK,
Manufactured by tho Harrlsburj! Fertilizer Com
pany, liarrlsiniri;, ra. for saie by
1!. H. FICKES i 11110.,
5 9, 13 Newport, l'a.
LONGEST ROOF
In the United States is on Itlnek's Rons' Factory.
Kaston. l'a., one third of u mile lonn, and is cov.
end witli
READY ROOFING,
CHEAP. DritAflI.E and easily applied. Send for
circular and samples to the manufacturers.
HEADY HOOFING CO.,
4 23 lya No.64CourtlandSt.New York.
rX7o SliooiiinJioi'H.
THE subscribers keep constantly on hand, a
FINE ASSORTMENT OF
FRENCH CALF Sh'IXS,
PIXK LIXIXGS,
ROAN S ,
MOROCCOS,
SHOE THREAD,
PEGS, A WLS,
and a general assortment of articles used by Shoe
makers.
F MORTIMER A CO.
HTUHKOKCOPKH,
VIEWS,
AI.IIUMS,
CHltOMOS,
FRAMES.
K. di II. T. ANTHONY & CO.,
691 Droudway, Kew York,
nvlto the attention of the Trade to their exten
ive assortment of the above (!ku1h, of their own
Also,
PHOTO LANTERN SLIDES
and
ORAl'HOSCOrKS.
NEW VIEWS OF VOSEM1TK.
E. ii II. T. ASTHOXY & CO.,
601 BllOADWAY, NEW YOltK,
OpiHislte Metropolitan Hotel,
Importers and Manufacturers ol
l'liotojjrrnpHici 3IntcrlulM.
6iai3
UNCAN SHERMAN ii CO,,
1SAISIO01CH,
No. 11 Nassau Street,
NEW YOUK,
Issue circular Notes and circular Letter of
credit available In any part of the world.
f Current accounts received on such terms
as may be agreed upon. (Stftf
1,1. KINDS) OF JOB HUNTING
Neatlv executed at the lilocinlleld Times
' eutt
Uce.
steam jod vm
11EX11Y T.JIELMJiOLD'S
Compound Xluitl
EXTRACT CATAWBA
GllAPE PILLS.
Comjioteul Parts Fluid Extract Rhu
barb und Fluid Extract Cataw
ba Grape Juice.
FOlt LIVF.lt COMPLAINTS. JAUNDICE. W
llirs AFFECTIONS, SICK, (lit NEIlVOI'S
HEADACHE, COSTIVKNKSS, ETC. l'l'KEI.Y
VKCIKTAUI.K. CONTAININO NO MEIICUUY,
MINERALS, OR DKLHTKIIIOCS DKUCiS.
IX
These Fills are the most delightfully pleasant
purnatlve, supereeiliiiK castor oil, salts, numnesia,
eie Tliere Is nothing more acceptable to the
stomach. They Hive tone, and cause neither nau
sea nor uripluK pains. They are composed of
the finest innrcdiciits. After a few days' use of
tliein. such an InviKorallou of the entire system
takes place ns to appear miraculous to the weak
and enervated, whether arrislng from imprudence
or disease. II. T. Helmbold'K Compound Fluid Ex
tract Catawba Crape Fills are not. sntjar-coated,
from the fact that suuar-coaled pills do lint dis
solve, hilt, pass through the stomach without dis.
solving, eiinseipHMitly do not produce the desired
effect. The Catawba drape ('ills, bcinij pleasant
111 taste and odor, do not necessitate their beinu
sunar-eoateil. l'KICK FIFTY CENTS I'Elt l'.OX.
in
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
1IIOHI.Y CONCENTRATED COMPOfNTI
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically exterminate from the system
Scrofula. Svphllls. Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore
Eves, Soro Lcirs, 8orc Mouth, 8oro Head, Bron
chitis, 8kln Diseases, Suit Klieuin, Cankers,
Hiinninir from tho Ear, White Swellinirs, Tu
mors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, liiekets,
(ilundular Swellings, Nltflit Sweats, Ilnsh, Tet
ter, Humors of nil Kinds, Chronic lthcnma
tism, Dyspepsia, and nil diseases that have
been established lu thu system for years.
Reins prepared expressly for the above com-
laints. its blood-piirifvini; properties a re trrcat-
r than nnv other preparation of snrsaparilla.
It elves tlio'complexion n clear and healthy col
or and restores tho patient to a stato of lienlth
nd purity. For pnrilynifr the blood, removing
11 chronic constitutional tnsensos arisini; iroiti
an impure state of the blood, and tho only reli
able and effectual well known remedy for the
lire ot pains nnd swelliiifr ol the bones, incep
tions ol the tliroat nnd less, tilotehcs, jinn
ies on the lace, erysipelas and all scaly crup-
ions on the skin, and beautifying the complex
ion.
31
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCENTHATED
Fluid Extract liuchu,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
hns cured every case of Diabetes In which it lias
icen iriven, irritation oi mo iicck oi ino uiaii-
der and Inllumatiou of the kidneys and bladder,
retention of urino, diseases ot tho Prostrate
Gland, stono In the bladder, calculous, grayel,
nnd mucous or milky discharges, nnd tor enfee
bled nnd dellcnto constitutions of both sexes,
attended with tho following symptoms : Indis
position to Exertion, Loss ot rower, loss ot
Memory, Difilcnlty of Rrcatlilng, Weak Nerves,
1 fcmbliug Horror of Disease, Wakefulness,
Dimness of Vision, Puin in the Back, Hot
Hands, Flushing of tho Body, Dryness of the
Skin, ErnjHlon of tho Fnce, Pallid Counte
nance. Universal Lassitude of the Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from tho ages of
eighteen to twenty-live, auu trom tiiirty-iive to
llttv-nve or in the declino or clianno ot me i al
ter confinement or labor pains ; bed-wetting In
children.
X3
Helinbold's Extract Buchu is Diuretic and
blood-purifying, nnd cures all diseases arising
from habits of dissipation, ana nmirudcnecs in
life, impurities of tho blood, etc. Superseding
cojiailia in ali'cctlons for which it is used, and
syphilitic ailection lu tueso uisenscs useu in
connection with llelnibold's Roso Wubu.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladles, the Ex
tract of Buchu is uncqunllca by uuy oilier rem
edy as iu Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity,
Puinfulness or Suppression of Customary Evac
nations, nnd complaints Incident to the sex. It
is prescribed extensively uy tuo most cininincni
physicians and nnuwivcs lor cuiccuicu nnu uei
catc constitutions, of both sexes and all ages
(attended with any of tho above diseases or
symptoms.
o
II. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU
CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, HAblTB UJ)
DISSIPATION. ETC.,
In all their stnircs. at little expense little or no
change in diet, no Inconvenience, and no expo
sure. It causes a frequent desire, aud gives
strenirth to Unirnte, thereby removing Obstruc
tions. Preventing: and Curiuir Strictures of the
Urethra, Alloying Pain and InUamntion, so fre
quent in this class of diseases, and expelling
all poisonous matter. Thousands who have
been tho victims of Incompetent persons, and
who have paid heavy fees to be cured in a short
time, have found they have been deceived, and
that the " poison" has, by the use of " power
nil ustrlnircntB." boon arieu up in me system
to break out lu a more aggravated form, and
perhaps alter marrlugo. Use Helinbold's Ex
tract Buchu for all utlections and Diseases o
tract buchu for all utlections and Diseases of
the Urinary Organs, whether existing In male
or female, from whatever cause originniing.
und no matter now long suiuuing
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED
ROSE WASH
cannot be surpassed as a Face Wash, and will
be lounu tne only sjiccitie rcnicay in every spe
cies of Cutaneous ailection. It speedily eradi
cates Pimples, Sjiols, Scorcutlc Dryness, ludu
rations or the Cutaneous Membrane, etc
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Full and explicit directions accompany tho
medicines. Evidence of the most responsible
and reliable character furnished ou application,
with hundreds of thousands of living witness
es, and upward of 30,000 unsolicited certifi
cates and recommendatory letters, many of
which are from the highest sources, Including
eminent Phvsiclans, Clergymen, Sntesmcn, etc.
The projirletor has bus never resorted to their
publication In tho newspapers j he docs not do
this from the fact that his articles rank as
Standard Preparations, and do not need to be
projijicd up by certificates.
Henry T. Hulmbold'HGen-
Delivered to any address. Secure, from ob
servation. Eituhllshed upward of twenty years. Bold by
Druggists everywhere. Address letters for
information, in confidence to HENRY T.
HELMBOLD, Druggist and Chemist.
Only depots i H. T. HELMBOLD'S Drug and
Chemical Warehouse. No. 6l4 Broadway, New
York, or to II. T. HELMBOLD'S Medical
Depot, OW South Tenth Street, Philadelphia,
Pa.
BEWARE OP COUNTERFEITS. Ask for
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'81 TAKE NO
OTHER. 4 2aiyp. ,
HUiUOBOUS ITEMS.
A youn doctor being recently
risked to danco tho " Lancers," said lio
was more nblo to lauco the dancers.
63-Jake Hlififkiiis says, "My wife's
the most poetical woman alive ; leastways,
she's nlwuys a verse to mc, you bet !"
87- " Com bread ?" said an Irish wait
er, " we havn't got it ; an' isn't it corn
bafo yo mane ?''
BQT" Yotinr chaps wlio carry canes, say
they have bible authority for so doing, as
even Adam is represented ns having u
Cain, when quite young.
tif Au apt reply. " I'm a broken
man 1'' exclaimed a poet.
" So, I think," was tho auswer, " for I
have seen your pieces."
Bfu5-: 'i'ho easiest way to get a living,"
says a vagabond poet, " is to sit ou agate,
and wait fur good luck. In case good
luck don't come along, you arc no tyorso
off than ynu were before."
A simple but ingenious enigma
for the young people is tho following :
In my first, my second sat ;
My third and fourth I ato.
1 lio answer is, insatiate.
C?i5"' A Hibernian gcutlcniau, when
told by his nephew that he had just en
tered college with a view to tho Church,
said : " I hope that I may live to hear
you preach my funeral sermon."
E3" Little Howard 11 camo into
the room where bis mother had just hung
up a clean curtain, and made the astute
observation, "Oh ma, the window has got
on a clean shirt."
COT" " Martha," said James, "what
letter iu the alphabet do you like best?"
Martha din't like to say, but the young
man insisted.
1 Well," was her final answer, as she
lrov.ped her eves, " I think I like U
best."
COT"" Is your father at home?" inquir
ed a man of a little gill who admitted .
inn.
" Is your name Bill?"
" Some people call mo so."
" Then lie is not at home ; for I heard ,
lim tell John, if any bill came, to say lio
is not at home."
CS?" A married lady who was in the
habit of spending most of her timo in
society of her neighbors, happened ouo
day to be taken ill, nnd sent her husband
in great haste lor a physician. I he hus
band ran a short distance, and then re
turned, exclaiming, "My dear, whore
shall I find you when I come back ?"
B Thomas Winchester, from Con
necticut, a low days since, was riding a
mule near Macon, Georgia. The iiiulo
balked and would not go. Thomas dis
mounted nnd kicked the object of his
wrath a few times. The object kicked
back. The next day tho colored boys di
vided what property Thomas leftj buried
one of tho kickers iu a littlo shallow
grave, and set the other to plowing corn
round.
63? A lady hud been cautioning her
son, a bright littlo boy, iu the matter of
taking cold. .
" You know, my child, sho said, " 1
cannot help being anxious and troubled
about you when you are ill. Ah 1 Fred
dy, you have no idea of the feelings of a
mother."
" No, mother," replied tho dear littlo
fellow, with genuine earnestness ; " but I
may know something of the feelings of a
father!"
JQy A youug lady saw iu a wicked pa
per that if two young ladies would each
take a pole of a galvanio battery in one
hand, aud then complete tho circuit by
kissing, that tho sensation upon tho lips
was exactly that of the pressure of the
moustache. he immediately communi
cated the fact to a number ot friends ; a
battery was secured, and tho experiment
tried, and found to work like a charm.-
A largo number of pocket batteries have
been ordered, so that hereafter when tho
Indies meet and kiss, as is their custom,
they each shut their eyes and fully enjoy
tho satisfaction of feeling a gentleman's
lips pressed to theirs.
T v -Wii.., T 1 1
iJUii.il t jouu.ii. I'iuuy people spcuu
much of dheir vages in der vhiskcy
stores, and den sit down und fret pekaus
dheir nnpors gets along more pettcr ash
detn.
The only mark dut some men vill ever
maken in dis vorlt vill pe do mark of
dheir pools in der mud.
Hiches vas ouo ding, and religion
anodcr, but you can't say dat you alvays
see de two togedder.
Every clean berson pesure vashes his
eyes out every morning. Now, I likes to
find it out how he gets dem in again.
Memory ish der food of olt age.
Blenty beeples detest life pekaus dhcy
vas too lazy to vorken for a living.
A man vot sits town to vait for goot
luck to come along, alvays looks to me
like der fool who sat on der panks of o
river vaiten for it to dry ub, go he could
valken over rait de oder side.
Beeplos vot vill ghango dheir religion
for tho sake of brolit ish better mitout
ony. ,