l)t mcs, Nctu Bloomftclo, Jpa. 7 riilladclphia Advertisements. There Were Sold in the Year 1870, 8,841 OF Blatcliloy's Cucumber TRADE MARK. WOOD PUMPS, Measuring 213,5! feet In length, or aulllclciit In the agrcgate fur A WELL OVER 40 MILES DEEP, tiimph in Construction Easy in Operation Giving no Taste to tlm Water Du rable and Cheap. These pumps are their own best recommendation. For wile by Dealers In llardwaroaud Agricultu ral Implements, numbers, l'ump Makers, Ate., throughout the country. Circulars, Kc, furnish ed upon application by mail or otherwise. (Single pumps forwarded to parties In towns where 1 have no agents upon tho receipt ol the retail price. In buying, be careful that your pump bears my trade mark as above, as I guarantee uo oilier. B-Ollico and AVare-rooin, fcos. Gi!4 and ran Filbert Street, 613tf PHILADELPHIA, PA. S-Thcse 1'unips can bo ordered of the Manu facturer, or 1''. Mortimer & Co., New liUiotnlield. SOWER, BARNES & l'OTTS, ISookscllcrs fc Niattonrrg, And Dealers In CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. . Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and I'.rooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol tho United Slates, Kclton's Outline Maps, 4tc. ItLANK ISOOISS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t MILLER & ELDER, ISooltscllci's mid Stationers, JlLAyjC BOOK MAXUEACTUREItS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL lAlFJt, No. 430, Market Street, Zl PHILADELPHIA, A. CHARLES MAOARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Xsiloi Jtags, Sce., Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. H M, Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Cuallty, made to order, at short notice. luly-il LOCIIMAK'S Wi-itiiur XluicI! THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Aiinoi.d', and Is sold at much less price. 'Hot money will bo refunded to those buying it. If It does Uot prove entirely satisfactory. S3- For ale by F. Mortimer, New lJloomlleld. MILLER Si ELVER, hole Agents, iJU Market Street, 2.-J031 Philadelphia.. , A. L. K A I'll J. E. FnBTMiitB. UAiiit & i uv.niiti:, IMI'OHTEUS AND JOIlllEllB OF Chin it , O Ihkh t AND QUEENSAVAItE, BUT and 803, Cherry St., lictwocn Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ly 10 John Lucas & Co., Hole ana ' -THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS OP TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, ' ' ' ' : ' " t AIko, Pure While Lead uutl Color MANUKA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. - Philadelphia Advertisements. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND DBALEltS IN Patent Medicines, 110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Ya. AKULI. STOCK of cverthluR connected with the business, of tho best quality, and at very low prices. , A Rood location for business, with a nw rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth tholr while to give as a trial. ' ' Philadelphia, 8. 8tf. NAYIvS LAISOIC ! . Savcw Time I SAVINS 3IOXEY ! yyAiNniciirr & co's Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found tlie best In uso. With this Soap washing may bo done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and tho savins In wear to clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and after that you will uso no other. 4 a. For sale by all (iroccrs, and by F. Mortimer, New Blooniflcld. Pa. 317 aiAYi:u,L & ., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 313, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1809. John Shairner, Jr. H. S. Zleglor. Theo. ltuinel S1IAFFNER, Z1EULER & CO., Successors to SIIAFFNKU, ZITCGLKR & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, . Ciilores, ICibbons, Kjilenler.s, Tllli E A I) S, CO M I) S, and every variety of TRIMMINGS . FANCY GOODS, No. Si), North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Ayenta for Itancantcr Combs, BARCHOFT & CO., Importer and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy MIY " GOODS, Cloths, , . ' Cassimcrcs, ' ' ' ' .' , Blankets, Linons, Wliitc Goods, Hosiery, &c, Noil. 405 and 407 MARK ET STREET, , . ' (Above Fourth, North Side,) lMiiludclpliIu. W. F. KOHIFJS, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, 15OT0RTU THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. fS. IS. TAYL.OJI, WITH WAINWRIGIIT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner)! 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa II OAR, McCONKEY & CO., successors to VM. AV. PAUL & CO., WUOLBSALS . BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 623 Market St. and 614 Commcrco Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. j WH0LESALUV- V January 1, 1809. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Htreet, , Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. BANKING HOUSE OP Jay Cooko & Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DEALERS IN ALI. GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-20 Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Comiiouml Interest Notes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. RTCOLECTIOXSmude I STOCKS bought and sold on Commission. SPECIAL business accommodations re served for LADIES. 81U1 ;. u; miss ell, No. 22 North Sixth Htreet, opposite Commerce, PHILADELPHIA, Importer and Dealer in FINE WATCHES, French and American Clocks, GOLD JEWELRY AMI SILVER-WARE. M.rarticiilar attention paid to l'"iuo Watch and Clock Repairing. S-Acent fur KTKVKNS' 1MTKNT TTIIKKT CLOCK, the licit and cheapest 'J ul iet Clock in tho ii ci s ales. i-1 ii ii ii rit-s liv mill! Tor Information rcrardimr tloeKsor vtatencs win do cneeriuiiy answered l'luiailcipina, l.iioiv WM, H. KENNEDY, WITH ISk'tupIiitl & C'liaiidler, HUALEItS IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c.f No. 222 MARKET STltKICT, IMIILADKI.PIIIA, l'A. A full Klock of the Celebrated JlONITOK NA VY, always on Hand. 4 Si Ji lu W. B. METCALFE, WITH James llusscl & Co., Wholesale Dealehs in Tobacco and Cigars, No. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. - Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y J. V. A'KiSIIT & ISltO'iS, AVliolewiIo Uealcrs in F1S II , Choowo AND I'roviHioiiH, 111 South Delaware Aveunc, Bolow Chestnut St., nil LA DELl'HIA, PA. Agents for Collins, tiodilcH & Co's I'uuned I'ruUs. tIMltf A. 13. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J.S.Glclm Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WllOLEBALE DEALEIIS IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 4, NOHTIl FIFTH BT1MCF.T, riiiiiAii:i,iiiiA. sasio W. A. ATWOOI). IbAAU W. ItANCK ATAV001), ItANCK ic CO., Commission IlerehaiilN, , AND Wholesale Iealers In all kinds of I'lcklcd and Bait . - 1 IS II, No. 210 North Wharves, above Itaco Street, 8 40fini8 PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, lVlioIeHtile jroeerN, AMI COMMISSION MERCHANTS . 4 . . ' I ' ' No. 120 ARCH STHKET, riiiladelphia. -The sale of Egn, Seeds, Grain and Wool A HtM'ClllltV. Ill it- i'h uso send for a Circular. 48 For the Farm and Garden! pUUE UIIOUM) llONK, ISUrKU-I'IlOHHlATK OF I.1JIK, ANIMAL COMPOST, ANI GROUND l'LABTKlt, Manufactured by the llarrlsbui'K Fertilizer Coin pany, Uarrlsburg, l'a. For sale by 11. II. FICKK8 Si IlIU)., Newport, l'a. 6 9,13 HVNKY T. IlELMBOLirS Compound IJ'luid EXTRACT CATAWBA 1) 4 11 TT T C! UTAWLJ. Ill 1 Comjmtrnt Par Fluid Extract hhu- biirb and fluid Extract Vataw ba 6')'oj)fl ,uirn. (lit MVF.lt COMPLAINTS. .TAI'NIUf'K. KIT IOCS AKFKCTIONS, SICK, (HI NKKVolS IIKADACIIK, COSTIVKMCSS, F.TC. l'l IIKI.Y VICCFTAIII.H. CONTAIMNd NO JMKKCtJllY, jiiNKKAi.s, on Dioi.KTiatioLs Ditctis. II. These Fills avo thn ninst Iel!irlitfiillv tileasant IHirgiilivc, HUpcn'rilinn casloroil, salts, magnesia, etc Tliere is nolliintr moro acceutable to the stomach. Tliey (jive tcnie, ami cause neither nau- a nor cripmu pnius. Iliey are coniiiosed u ic llnest iiiKieilleiils. After a few (lavs' usn of lieni, such an iiivljMinilinii of the entire system nkes lilace as to npicar miraculous to the weak mi eiicrviiieu. wiiecner nrnsiim irom imiiriiiicnce r disease. II. T. Ili:lm ImliTH Coiiiiioiind Fluid Hx- ract Cnliiwlin (irnpn Pills are not sujiar-coated, rum the fact that, suirrir-coaled Dills do uot dis solve, but pass through the stomach witliout dis solving. cons('(iienlly do not produce the desired 'licet, j lie I'ataw na lirapo rius, neiim pleasant in taste and odor, do nut necessitale their Ih-Iiik iiitar-coated. I'KH'li FIFTY (;iNTS I'iiiC DUX. 1.3 HENRY T. IIELMBOLD'S IHOIILY CIVNCENTUATEn COMrOIIND EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA Will radically exterminate from the system Scrofula, Bypiiilis, Fever Sores, IHccrs, Sore Kj'cs, pore JjCijs, bore Jloutli, horo Jlcad, JJron ebitis, BUin Diseases, Bait Hliciim, Cankers, Kuiiiiini; from tho Fur, White Swellinirs, Tu mors. Cancerous Allections, Nodes, itickets, (ilandular Swellinns, Nifrht Sweats, Hush, Tet ter, Humors of ull Kinds, Chronic Uhcuina- ism. Dyspepsia, and all mucuses that nave icen established In the system lor years. . llcinsr prepared expressly for the above com plaints, its blood-pm-Hyine; properties are jrreat- r than any other preparation ot sarsaparilla It fives tlie.coniplcxiou a clear and healthy cot or and restores the patient to a stato of health and purity. For purilyinir the blood, rcmovin all chronic constitutional diseases arisini; from an Impure stato of the blood, and the only reli able and cll'cctiial well known remedy for the cure ol pains and swelling ot the bones, ulcer itions ol the throat and lens, blotches, pim ples on the face, erysipelas and all scaly erup tions on the skin, urn! licuulilyiug the complex ion. 31 HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S COS'CENTltATKD Fluid Extract lluclm, THE GREAT DIURETIC, lias cured cvorv case of Diabetes In which It lias been given, Irritation of the neck of tho blad der and lnllamation of the kidneys and bladder, retention ot urine, diseases ol tho 1 rostrate Gland, stone lu tho bladder, culculous, gravel, and niucoiiB or milky discharges, and tor entcc. bled and delicato constitutions of both sexes, attended with the followiuir symptoms s Indis position to Exertion, Loss of l'owcr, Loss of Memory, tJHllculty ol ureullilne;, weak serves Ifemblinir Horror of Disease. Wakefulness Dimness ol Vision, rain in I no Hack, not Hands, Flushing of tho Hody, DryneBS of tho Skin, Eruption of the Face, l'allid Counte nance. Universal Lassitude of tho Muscular System, etc. Used by persons from the nges of eighteen to twenty-live, and from thirty-flvo to fllty-livo or in tho declino or ciiungo ol mo i al ter conllncnicnt or labor pains bed-wettiug lu children. 33 llclmbold's Extract Buchu Is Diuretic and blood-purifying, and cures all diseases arising Irom habits ot dissipation, and imprudences in life. Impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding copaiba In allections for which it Is used, and syphilitic allection in these diseases uscci in connection with llclmbold's Hobo Wash. LADIES. In many affections peculiar to ladles, tho Ex' tract of Buchu is unequalled by any other rcia cdy as In Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity; ralnlulness or (suppression oi customary r.vac nations, and complaints incident to the sex. It is prescribed extensively by tho most cinminent physicians and inldwlves for enfeebled and del icate constitutions, of both sexes and all ages (attended with any of tho uuovo diseases or symptoms. j o H. T. IIELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM 1MFRUDENCE8, IIAHITS OF DISSIPATION, ETC., lu all their stages, at littlo expense little or no change lu diet, no Inconvenience, and no expo sure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives strentrth to Unlratc. thereby removing UbstrtiC' tions, l'revcnting and Curing Strictures of the Urethra. Allaying Fain and intlamutlon, so lro- qucnt In this class of diseases, and expelling all poisonous matter. Thousands who have been tho victims of iucomtieteut persons, au who have paid heavy fees to be cured In a short time, have found they have been deceived, and that the " poiBon" has, by tho ubo of " power ful astringents," been dried up In the system, to break out in a moro aggravated form, and lierhatis alter marrlairc. Cso llclmbold's Ex tract Uuchu for all allections and Diseases of the Urinary Organs, whether existing In liuilo or leinule, Irom wuutovor cause originating. and no matter how long standing. HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED ROSE WASH cannot bo surpassed us a Face Wash, and will bo iound the only spccillc remedy In every spe ciesof Cutaneous allection. It speedily eradi cates I'linpics, repots, scorcutlo Dryness, luuu rations ol the Cutuucous Meiubrauo, etc. J Full and explicit directions accompany tho medicines. Kvidcnco of the most responsible anil reliable character furnished on application with hundreds 6f thousands of living witness. cs, and upward or SU.OOO unsolicited certlll cates and recommendatory letters, many of wuieu are irom ino iiigucsi sources, including eminent l'hvslciaus, Clergymen, Salesmen, etc, The proprietor has has never resorted to their publication la tho newspapers ; ho docs not do this from the tact that his articles rank as Standard Preparations, and do uot need to be propped up by certificates. Ilenrv T. IIeliinlolV Gen unit? l'rt'piiruviona Delivered to any address. Sccuro from ob scrvatlon. Eitubllshed upward of twenty years. Bold by Druggists everywhere. Address letters for Information, iu confluence to HENRY HELMbOLD, Druggist and Chemist. Only dopotsi 11.1. H ELM HOLD'S Drug and Chemical Warehouse. No. 61)4 Broadway, New York, or to Jl. 1 . JiKl.MtiOJl)'s Medical Depot, 6U4 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, l'a. ci . . - BEWARE OP COUNTERFEITS. Ask for HENRY T. IIELMBOLD'S I TAKE NO OTHER. 4 as lyp HUMOROUS ITEMS. 'he Mule that stood on the Steam boat Deck. The mulo stood on the steamboat deck. The land ho would not tread i They pulled tho halter round his nock, And cracked him o'er the head. Yet Arm and steadfast there ho stood. As though formed for to rule i A critter of heroic blood. Was that there enssed mule. They cussed and swore he would not go, Until ho felt Inclined ; And though they showered blow on blow, Ho wouldn't chango his mind. The deck hand to the shore then cried, This hero mule's bound to stay." And still upon tho critter's hide With lash they fired away. His master from the shore replied Tho boat's about to sail, And every other means you'vo tried, Supposo you twist his tail." " It's likely that will mako him land." The deck man brave, though pale, Approached him with his outstretched hand To twist that there mule's tail. There came a sudden kick behind; 1 he man oh ! where was ho Ask of the softly blowing wind, Tho fishes in the sea ! For a moment thero was not a sound, As that mulo winked his eye, As though to ask of thoso around, How is that for high!" " Cut that there mule's throat, right away," The Captain did command, Hut the noblest critter killed that day, Was tho fearless, bravo deck hand. toy" What is the tlifl'croueo between a oliilly man and a warm dog '! One wears a great coat and the other pants. J6S7" An editor who nerved four day3 on a jury says lio is so lull ot law that it is hard to keep from cheating somo body. toil " My dear," said an affectionate; spouse to her husband, " urn I not your only treasure ?" " Oh, yes," was tho cool reply ; " and I would willingly lay it up in Heaven. Cs2? A Yaukco was walking with an Irishman on tho road to New York and thinking to roast his companion, said to him : " Where would you bo now, Paddy, it the uevil had Ins duo f " laith, re plied l'addy, " I'd be walking by myself to New York." SSJ Thero was geen tho other day a littlo boy in tho streets of Colosso, N. Y., crying. A gentleman stepping up to tho littlo fellow said : " My littlo man, what is the matter '!" to which ho responded : " I vo got tho stomach acho, and I'll havo it again if I've a mind to ?" , ttsT Two Irishman disputing about about their pedigree, suggests tho best idea of rcspcctablo ancestry. " My an cestor," sail one l'addy, " was an invited guest in tho nrk." " To tho divil wid yer ark," rejoined his fellow Hibernian j " I'd havo you understand that my pro genitor had a boat of his own." touf Judgo Ii , in reprimanding a criminal, among other names called him a scoundrel. Tho prisoner replied, " Sir, I am not as big a scoundrel as your hon or," hero tho culprit stopped, but finally added, " takes me to bo." " Put your words closer together," said tho judgo, reddening. BO"" That was a very happy uncon scious pun which Prof. 0 , of llo chestcr University.perpetated in his cluss room, tho other day. J lo had been dilat ing to some extent on the character and career of Lylwarch lien, the Norwegin poet, and wishing to illustrate tho au thor's stylo, he remarked : " I will read you one of his lays." A smile came over tho faces of a few students at this, which gradually spread, until tho wholo class was in , a tumult of laughter before the professor saw his joke. A Dutchmau in Sheridan's army brought in a rebel prisoner ono day, and .said he had found him iu the woods; both wcro lost, and they agreed to get out of tho woods, " and if it is so pe we make rebel lines I was to bo his brisoncrs, and if tcr were tor Union linos, ho is mine brisoner." The rebel conGrmed tho Dutchman's story, and said : "I was tired totting the gun and wanted to sell out cheap for cash or hard tack." J Tho Helena Gaxette tells a story of a young man from that city who spout a few months in St. Louis last winter. It says that one cold day ho walked into the Southern Hotel, and looking in vain for a stove, asked tho clerk if there was no place where he could warm himself. Tho clerk, smiling urbanely, escorted the " Colonel " to a register, aud told hiin to stand on the grate and he would soon get warm. The ' Colonel" was much pleased. Later in the day, whilo perambulating about the city, becoming rathor chilly, ho espied a coal-grate in tho sidewalk. Here, hcjthought, was another " heater," and he would improve the opportunity by warming his feet. A few minutos later a passer-by heard him ejaculate ; " These things may do very well lor a hotel, but they ain't worth a d n to warm the city."
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