The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, May 16, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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    STljc tmcs; Nctu Bloomftclir, JJa.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
OF
Blatchley's Cucumber
TRADE (( '
M.YIUC.
WOOD PUMPS,
Measuring 213,566 feet in length, or sufficient in
tho agri-gate lor
A WELL OVER 40 MILES DEEP,
Ximpla in Conttrurtion Eat; in Operation
diving no Taxte to tlu Water Du
rable and Cheap,
These pumps arc their own bost recommendation.
For tale by Dealers in Hardware and AtirluultH-
ral Iiiinic nl, Plumbers, pump Makers, ;:.,
throughout the country. Circulars, ttn., furnish
ed upon application liy mall or otherwise.
Kingle pumps forwarded to parties In towns
where I have no agents upon the receipt of the
retail price.
In buying, be careful that your pump bears my
trade mark as above, as I guarantee no other.
3. Olllce ami Ware-room,
Kos. 024 and (iii Filbert St reet,
SlHtfl PHILADELPHIA, PA.
S-Thesc Pumps can be ordered of the Mann
lacturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., Ixew llloomllcld.
SOWER, BABNES & POTTS,
ItooliKclIors & Slatioiti-i's,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c
It I, AX It IS WO KM
Always on band, and made to Order. 3H
MILLER & ELDER,
Itooksrllers anil .Stationers,
HLASK HOOK MASUFACTUIIEES,
And Dealers In i
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALT 1APF.K,
No. 4:50, Market Street,
81 PHILADELPHIA, A.
CHARLES MAGABGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Ptipor, ItagM, Scc.,
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
- Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. 101y41
L.OC1I MAX'S
Writing- liuicl!
- ' . v.1'
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Aunold's,
and is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, If It does nut
prove entirely satisfactory.
9. For sale by V, Mortimer, New Vloomueld.
MILLER & ELD Ell,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street, .
28931 Philadelphia.
A. L. Kaub ' ' ' ' J. E. FhetmIhi.
Bi ll It fc 1'JtYJIIKi:, ,
ImPOHTKHS AMD JOHBEUS OF
i
O It i n it, , CS 1 ii is m
AND
QUEENS AVA11E,
301 and 303, Cherry Bt., between Arch & Baco,
PHILADELPHIA. f
IP Constantly oo hand, Original Assorted
Packages.
3. 9. ly 10
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
' THE OX LI'
MANUFACTUKKU8
or TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
ANU
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White lal and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholosalo Druggi sts,
AND MSALKKB IN .
I Patent Medicines,
1 110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pn.
! A 1'' '''' STOCK of cverthlntr connected with
I -a V the business.of the best quality, and at vary
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In.
duceincnts to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. 1
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. '
avi:m i.aisois i
.Sore Time !
SAVINS MOXB'IY!
yyAiNituiiiT & co's
Labor-Saving Soap
Wlli.bo found tho best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving- in wear to
clothes is really astonishing it will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It. and after (hat you will use no
other.
S.For sale by all firoccrs, and by F. Mnrtmer,
New Itloonilleld, l'a. :tl7
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Butting, Wiidding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, ll!.
John Shalfner, Jr.
K. S. Zlealer. . Theo. Ktiniel
SHAFFXEK, ZIEGLKR & CO.,
Successors to
81 1 AFFN Kit, ZI KG LF.lt & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
Ioves,
EtlbhoiiN,
Suspenders,
T II R E A 1) S , (J O Al li S ,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Ayenta for iMncanter Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
- Importers ami Jobbers
, . . Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths, -'
Cfissimcrcs, '
c: ,' Blankets,
Linen, White Goods, Hosiery, &o,,
Nos. 405 and 407 MAUKKT KTHHET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
) - Philadelphia.
i , ' : ' I'X.Til ".''. ft IT i ' I
1 - w. f. koiiijhiv
...... . JOBBER IN ,
Hats Caps, Furs,
AMD
Straw - CjJ o I w ,
153;?JOKTn THIRD 8TKEET, ' '
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
H. IS. TAYLOlli
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch KtreetT,
Philadelphia ' Pa
nOAR,McCONKEY&CO.,
Buccensors to
WM. AV. rAUt & CO.,
WUOLISALR i
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market Bt. and 014 C'ommerco Struct
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE .
January 1. 18C9.
LLOYD, KUrPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLES ALB
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 626 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
a. IV. It VSSJ1LL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINfc WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
ANU
SILVER-WARE.
Particular attention paid to Flno Watch
and Clock HcpairiiiK.
49-Agent for STEVENS' PATENT TII11HKT
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock in the
United States.
- lniuii'ics by rnall for Information recanting
Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, lololy
WM. H. KENNEDY,
j WITH
j llemjiliill .V Cliundler,
di:ai r.ns in
Tobacco, Sega i's, tVrc,
No. 2S MARKET STREET,
I'llII.ADELl'IIIA, 1A
-A full Stock of the Celebrated Mositou Na-
vv, uiwavs on nanu. 1 si iiiu
VV. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James Jlusscl Co.,
Wholesale Dkai.eiis in
Tobacco and Cigars,
Xv. 11, South rront Street,
Philadelphia.
W Agents for Cclelnaftd Star Navy. 4 2Jly
Wholesale Dealers in
I S II
CIlOOHO
AND
Xi'ovitsionH.
114 South Delaware; Avenue,
15elow Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (ieddcs & Co's Cuuued Fruits.
VMllf
A. B. Cunningham. J, II. Lewars. J. 8. Glelra.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
83310
Books I ISoolcs ! liooks I
PEkklNPINEfe HIGGINS,
M SOU Til FO Vlt Til STItEET, ;
Philadelphia, . ;.t ..
F.KP CONSTANTLY ON 1IANU a fulf supply
of the latest and best I. iiutAitv iiaokr ri-,,m
the leading Societies and Publishers. We nuikn
our selections with irreat care, and guarantee the
moral and rellclous character of the books, cheer,
fully exchaiiKliiK any that may not be natinfactory,
selling at Publishers lrlces, and, wherever practi
cable, making liberaldlBcnunt to Schools.
3" A full assortment of MUUIO HOOKS.
Sjieller, Quertirm anil teuton Rook. Mapt, Med-
alt, Jieicard (WKln, mm ktioaretf, Ht'to Diction
urivH, OtrtljtmtUs Illankn, Library EffMern,
Necrrtarlca' and Hu)iertnte.ivknt'
lliKikn, Motive, Nvrlvtnre ic
lurut, Jittunt C'lamihtnvalx,
and everythiUKjiew and Useful for Kabbafn-school
use kept on liand or HiiiMiiied tfl order. We have
been cliKUKed in tills Hpecial branch of business
for years past, and have acquired an exiierience
w hich we think our customers uniformly llnd lien
etlclal to their Interests. A Descriptive and Illus
trated Catalogue, containing names and prices of
several thousand volumes, sent free toany address
on application.
Philadelphia, April 5, 1870.
W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. IUnck
.-'; :'. , " ; '. w. t
ATWOOD, RAXCK & CO.,
CoiiimisKioii itlerehanlN,
Wholesale Healers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
. 1 I SII,
No. 210 North Wharvefl, above Race Street,
3 40 0m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
r-''
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
WholeNule ro'ors,
! '' 'l l ' '. ami
COMMISSION M KUCHA NTS
No. 130 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
r The sale of F.gs, Sci-ds, (iraln and Wool
a siM-elalty.
lany. -Please
send for a Circular.
48
For the Farm and Garden!
JUI1K (IHOUM) HON K,
Wl PEll PUOSPHATE OK LIME.
ANIMAL COMPOST. "
ANU
GROUND PLASTER,
Manufactured by the Harrinburc Fcrlllicr Com,
puny, llai rlsburn, l'a. For tale by
B. II. FICKKS & I1RO,,
Nerport, l'a.
9, 13
IIEXKY t. helmhold's
Compound Xlnicl
EXTRACT CATAWBA
GltAPE PILLS.
ComptitriU Pttrtx Fluid F.rtrmt Riu
bnrh mid Fluid Extract Cataw
ba Crape Juice.
FOR l.lVEIt COMPLAINTS. JAUNDICE. HIL
IOCS AFFECTIONS. SICK, OR NERVOI S
IIEAnACIIH,UOSTlVENEsS, Etc. 1TRELY
';- f A. I I . I-:. CONTAIMNO NO MERCr KY,
MINERALS, OR DELETERIOUS DRUOS.
II
These Pills aio the most delightfully pleasant
luircatlve, superceding castor ull, salts, inairnesia,
etc There Is nothinir more neceptabln to tho
stomach. They (live tone, and cause neither nau
sea nor cripiiiK pains. They are composed of
the finest ingredients. Altera few days' use of
them, such an Invicoiatloii of the entire system
lakes place us to appear miraculous to tho weak
and enervated, w hether ari isiug from imprudence
or disease. II. T. Ilelnihold's Compound Fluid Ex
tract Catawba (.rape, Pills are not sugar-coated,
from the lad that sugar-coated pills do not dis
solve, but pass through the stomach without dis
solving, consequently do not produce tho desired
effect. The Cataw ba Crape Pills. bciiiK pleasant
In taste mid oiler, do nut necessitate their being
siiar coaled. PRICE FIFTY CENTS PER HoX.
HENRY T. IIELMBOLD'S
IlIlilll.T CONCENTIIATEI1 COMPOUND
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically exterminate from tho system
Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Bore
Kyes, Sore Lees, Sore Mouth, Sore Head, Bron
chitis, Skin Discuses, Salt Rheum, Cankers,
Runnlii!; from the F.ar, White Swellings, Tu
mors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, Rickets,
Glandular Swellings, Nltfht Sweats, Rash, Tet
ter, Humors of ull Kini'.s, Chronic Rheuma
tism, Dyspepsia, and all diseases that liavo
been established in the system for years.
Belntr prepared expressly for the above com
plaints, its blond-piiril'yinK properties are great
er than any other preparation of snrsujiarilia.
It n'vcs the complexion u clear and healthy col
or and restores the patient to a state of health
and purity. For purifying the blood, removing
all chronic constitutional diseases arising from
an Impure state of the blood, and the only reli
able and cll'ecluul well known remedy for tho
cure of pains and swelling of the bones, ulcer
ations of the throat and legs, blotches, pim
ples on the face, erysipelas and all scaly erup
tions on the skin, and beautifying the complex
ion, HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCENT It ATEI
Fluid Extract Jiuchu,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
lias cured every cuse of Diabetes In which It has
been given, Irritation of the neck of the blad
der and iullamaliou of the kidneys mid bladder,
retention of urlno, diseases of tho Prostruto
Ulaml, 610U0 in the bladder, calculous, gravel,
and mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee
bled and delicate constitutions of both sexes,
attended with the following symptoms i Indis
position to Exertion, Loss of Power, Loss of
.memory, unucuity of urcathing, weak Nerves,
'1 .'cinbling Horror of Diseuse, Wakefulness,
Dimness of Vision, Pain in the Back, Hot
Hands, Flushing of the Body, Dryness of tho
Skin, Eruption of the Fuce, Pallid Counte
nance, Universal Lassitude of tho Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from the ages of
eighteen to twenty-live, and from thirty-five to
Ulty-livuor iu the decline or ehuugo of life ; af
ter confinement or labor pains ; bed-wetting In
children.
15
Ilelmbold's Extract Bucbu Is Diuretic and
blood-purifying, and cures all diseases arising
from lull) its of dissipation, and Imprudences In
life, Impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding
copuiba iu affections for which it Is used, and
syphilitic uUection In these diseases used in
connection with Ilelmbold's Rose Wash,
LADIES.
In many ahectlous peculiar to ladies, the Ex
tract of Bucbu Is unequalled by any other rem
edy us In Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity,
Pulnfulnt'BS or Suppression of Customary Evac
uations, and complaints incident to tho sex. It
is prescribed extensively by the most emmlnent
physicians and mldwlvcs for enfeebled and dul
Icate constitutions, of both sexes and all ages
(attended with any of the abovo diseases or
symptoms.)
o
II. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU
CHU CURES D1SEA8E8 ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, HABITS OF
DISSIPATION, ETC., .
In all their stuges, ut little expense little or no
change in diet, no inconvenience, and no expo
sure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives
strength to L'nlrate, thereby removing Obstruc
tions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of the
Urethra, Alluyiug Puln and Iullumutlon, so fre
quent in this cluss of diseases, and expelling
all poisonous matter. Thousands who have
been the victims of incompetent persons, and
who have paid heavy fees to be cured in a short
time, have found they have been deceived, and
that the " poison" has, by the use of " power
ful astringents," been dried up In the system,
to break out in a more aggravated form, and
perhaps after marriage. Use Ilelmbold's Ex
tract Buchn for all affections and Diseases of
tho Urinary Organs, whether existing In male
or female, from whatever cause originating,
and no matter bow long standing.
' I.
IIENIiT T. HELMBOLD'B IMPROVED
ROSE WASH '
cannot be surpassed as a Face Wash, aud will
be found the only specific remedy In every spe
cies of Cutuncous affection. It speedily eradi
cates Pimples, Sjiols, Hcorcutlo Dryness, Indu
rations of the Cutaneous Membrane, etc.
It
Full and explicit directions accompany tho
medicines. Evidence of tho most responsible
and reliable character furnished on application,
w nu uuuurous oi tuousancis or living witness
es, and upwurd of 80,(100 unsolicited certifi
cates aud recommendatory letters, many of
which are from the highest sources. Including
eminent Pbysiciuus, Clergymen, Sntesinon, etc.
1 nc proprietor has has never resorted to lliclr
publication lu the newspapers he docs not do
tills from the fuel that his articles rank as
Standard Preparations, and do not need to bo
propped up by certitlcutcs.
Henry T. TrelmtiohVrt don-
Hlll I'l-Opttl'iltiOUM
Delivered to any addross. Secure from ob
servation.
Established upward of twenty years. Bold bv
Druggists everywhere. Address letters for
! r..-...nln l. Imi.H.ln.... ,A TIPUUV m
II ELM BOLD, Druggist and Chemist.
Oulv depots: H. T. 11 ELM HOLD'S Druir anil
Chemical Warehouse. No. tAH Broadway, New
York, or to II. T. IIELMBOLD'a Medical
Depot, blii South Tontti Street, Philadelphia,
Pu.
BEWARE OP COUNTERFEITS. Ask for
HENRY T. IIELMBOLD'S I TAKE NO
OTHER. 4 !28 lyp.
jnUM0B0US ITEMS.
US?"" Deacon," said a minister, uf'tcr a
hcuvy Bcrnion, " I'm very tired.'' " In
dued," replied tho deacon, then you know
how to pity us."
te2r" Where's your filial gratitude,
you nnttglity boy- Wliut would you
have been without your kiud father and
mother ?" " 1 'sposo I'd been an orphan
sir."
fST A ficntlctnnn expressed to a lady
his admiration of her toilet. She Baid
she supposed lie had been impressed by
her angel sleeves. Ho answered with
effusion : " No; but he'd liko to be."
l&if" A friend inquires : " May not
the iippearance, on Saturday last, of a
colored buy in the House of Representa
tives at Washington, in the capacity of
page, ho termed " a dark pago in Ameri
can history ?"
J5S5 A jewelry establishment in Indi
anapolis was oloscd the other day, mid
tho following placard in large printed
letters explained the cuu.se of tho suspen
sion of business : "On a jury. Will bo
back when wo hang the cuss."
IvSy An Indiana man, who traded off
his wife lor u peek of beans and a watch
was disgusted at linding tho beans mouldy
and tho watch oroide. Rut ho says
the other man will find tho wife worse
than the beans und oroider than tho
watch.
fliiy A thick -headed' sipiirc, being
worsted by Sydney Smith in an argu
ment, took his revenge by exclaiming :
' If I bud u son who was un idiot, by
Jove, I'd make him a parson " " Very
probable," replied Sydney, " but I see
that your father was of a different mind."
A young lady onco observed,
" When I go to the theatre, I am very
careless of my dress, as the audience arc
too attentive to the play to observo my
wardrobe; but when 1 go to church I am
very particular in my outward nppearanco
as most people go thero to see how their
neighbors dress und deport themselves."
You haven't got such a thing
as a pair of old trousers, have you 't"
"No, my man," said the merchant. "I
don't keep my wardrobe iu my counting
house. " Where do you livo t" rejoined
Put, " and I'll call iu tho morning for the
ould pair you've got on."
SfSy " That man," said a wag, " came
to Nashua forty years ago, purchased a
basket, and couimo'iced gathering rags.
How much do you suppose ho is worth
now?" It wns u conundrum we could
not answer. " Nothing," ho continued,
after a pause, "and he owes for tho bas
ket," Thero is un old story that a Jew,
while indulging a morsel of forbidden
food, hud his meul interrupted by a ter
rific thunder storm, and that as the thun
der roared and the lightning flashed
around him, he exclaimed ; " l'lesh my
soul, vod a boddcr shust aboud a leotle
bork !"
Odr On the occasion of a tax collector
making his appearance, Hook immediate
ly said :
" Hero comes Mr. Wyntcr, surveyor
of tuxes ;
I advise you to givo him whatever ho
axes,
And that, ton, without any nousense or
flummery,
For though his name's Wynter, his ac
tions aro summary."
Jka A gentleman in the eity observed
a man he did not care to see coming
toward his door, and hurriedly instructed
Bridget to tell tho person ho wag not . at
home. " All right, sir," said Bridget as
she uiado husto to answer the door bell.
"Is Mr. at 'homo?" inquired the
caller. " Faith an' he's gone out," re
sponded the obedient servant. " When
will ho be at home ?" asked tho man at
tho door; " Mould on a minit," put in
Bridget, " an' I'll ax him !"
Jfcf An Irishman, being recently on
triul for some offence, pleaded "not
guilty ;" aud, the jury being in the box,
tho State solicitor proceeded to cull Mr.
Furkisson as a witness. With tho ut
uobt innocence, Patrick turned his fuce
to the Court and said :
"Do I understand, your houor, that
Mr. Furkisson is to be a witness fbrcnonst
me again. ' " ,
The Judgo said dryly, " It seomod so."
. " Well, then, your honor, I plade guilty ;
sure, an' your honor plaiso, not because
I am guilty for I'm us innocent as yer
honor's sucking baby, but just on account
of saving Mr. Kurkisson's vtwt 1"
M? " Now, gentleman," said a peripa
tetic lecturer to a somewhat noisy crowd
who had gathered at one of his seances
in an eastern villugo " how would you
liko a good blackguard story ? AH iu
favor will raiso their hands." Nino
tenths of the dexter paws present instant
ly went up, and there was a sudden hush
of all coiey demonstration. The lecturer
went on with his originul subject for a
few minutes, when sonio incautious indi
vidual broke out, "Say, whero's the
story V " Bless you," was the reply.
" I did not intend to tell any such story.
I only wanted to know h6w many black
guards are present." You might have
heard a pin drop any time during the
lecture after that.