The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, January 31, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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    ljc imc5, New Bloomficlfr, Ja.
Philadelphia Advertisements,
SOWER, BARNES & P01TS,
ISooksellcr & Stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
; WALL' I ',1 PEUS,
Niis. 5.50 Market anil .lit -Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Renders, and
llr.i,.bu' A,,ll....li..,i 11. .1... ..., 111..1 I'
tlio United Slates, l'i linn's (Jul li in; Mans, &e.
Always on Iiand, and made lo Order, .'lit
MILLER & ELDER,
llooksellers and Wihttioners,
PL A XK HOOK MAX CI I i.TCtMtN,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
wall iaij:s,
No. -1:10, Market Street,
SI PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGA1MJE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Nos. 30, 32, and .11, South Sixth Street.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
I'aper any Size, Weight, Odor and Uuality,
made to order, at short notice, lulyu
I-OC'lMA:V
Writing l'liiicl !
THIS FLUID is warranted KtJCALto Ahnoi.d's,
and is sold at inueli less a lee. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
J For safe ly F. Moriiiner, New llloomlleld.
MILLIJJt & KLDKll,
Sole Agents,
4,'IU Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
A. L. Kaud J. E. Fkeymiiie.
KAUIS fe FllYMIIti:,
Istl'OKTKllS AND JoilllKllS 01'
O li i ii ii , Ihkh
AND
QUEENSWARE,
HOI and 303, Cherry St., between Areh & Hace,
PHILADELPHIA.
ItT" Constantly ou liand, Original Assorted
Packugcs. 3. 0. ly 10
PUMPS !
PI MPS !
Foui'i i:e watf.h, isk
THE CKI.EIIIlATl-n
cucoiiikii rtjii
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely titxti lrKt, ifimiHn nnd reunite;
t he good old-fashloncd wooden pump,
madu liy machinery, and therefore
jMTfeet and arcuruto in all Its parts,
raising an riiial amount of water,
and costing lessthanlialf the money.
Kaslly uiranged so as to I hi diiii
frcczlng, and in einstruetlon sosun
Ple that (Hi one (.nil put it i iii
keep it in ri'iKilr. Atier thorough
trial it Is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
'Iv'.. CllAlfl.KSti. l!I.AT MI,i:v.
i AIani kai n m:n.
?. Ollleo and Warc-rnoni,
Nos. km anil itM Filbert Sin el,
1 f'"I PHILADELPHIA, PA.
-These Pumps can lie ordered of the Manu
lacturcr. or '. Mortimer & Co., New llloomlleld.
John Lucas & Co., m ij
Side and iiWSM 5Qc
rm: oxi.y
HAM F.HTl ItKltS
Ol' THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, I'iiio
Wliite Lead and Color
' MA yi t 1 (J Ti ll EllS,
No, 141 and 111! North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
LL01fI, SUPPLER, & WALTOX,
WIIOLKUAl.U
HARDWARE HOUSE,
V. m Market Btrect,
Philadelphia.
Mil
km
y
' Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggi sts,
AND DKALKU8 IN
Patent Medicines,
110 MARKET STKEET, NEA11FHONT,
Pliiladelphia, Pa.
A FPU, STOCK of evcithlng eonneeted with
the business, of thu best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ov rent and light expenses, enaliles us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
NAVKS J.AUOlt !
Waves Time !
AixitKiirr & co's
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tlio best In use. With tills Soap
washing may be done w ith half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It w ill cost only Fif
teen Cents lo try it, and after that you w ill use no
other.
&. For sale by all (irocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New llloomlleld, 1'a. 317
1MISIM, fe '.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a Hue assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 313, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 180(1.
" 0UII FATHER'S HOUSE ;"
on,
Tlio TTiiwriilon AVorl.
Tty Daniel March, !.., author of the popular
"Night Scenes." This master In thought and lan
guage, shows us untold riches and beauties In the
(ireal Jlouse. Willi lis ltloomlng flowers, Singing
birds, Waving palms, Hulling clouds, Heautifiil
bow, Sacred mountains. Delightful rivers. Mighty
oceans, Thundering voices, Itlazlng heavens and
vast universe with countless beings ill millions of
worlds, and reads to us in each the Fnwrittcii
Word. Itose-tiiited paper, ornate engravings and
superb binding, "ltieh and varied in thought."
"Chaste." " Kasy and graceful in style." "Cor
rect, pure and elevating in Its tendency." "Heau
tifiil and good." "A household treasure." Com
incndallons like the above from College Presidents
and 1'rnfessors, ministers of all denominations,
and the religious and secular press all over the
country. Its freshness, purity of language, Willi
clear open type, line steel engravings, substantial
binding, and low price, making It the iioolc or the
iiikhwh. Agents are selling from CO to 150 per
week.
Wo want Clergymen, School Teachers, smart ac
tive young men and ladles to Introduce I he work
for ns In every township, and we will paylilierally.
No Intelligent man or woman need bo without a
paying business.
Send for circular, full description, and terms.
Address
ZIKCLKHKMHTHDY, in a. Sixth Street, Fhlla
delohia, l'a. : or, i:w Hace SI reet, ( incinnal I.Ohio ;
ii!l Monroe Street, Chicago, III.; Htt N. Sixth St.,
St. Jxiuis. Mo.; or, lir Main St., Springfield,
Mass. 1 35 4iii.
John Shatrner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Thco. Itumel
S1IAFFXER, ZIEULER & CO.,
Successors to .
SIIAFFNF.lt, ZIF.til.F.lt & CO.,
Importers and Dealers la
HoMicry,
al0VC,
ItibboiiN,
Snsiiidcr!s,
TH JIHADS, COMHS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. .lii, North Fourth Sheet,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Afcntttfor LttncuHtvi' CoiiiOh.
HAIICHOFT & CO.,
Importers and Joblicrs
Of Staple anil Fancy
DltY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Ciissiiiicrts,
Ulaukets,
Jiiiciis, White Gtiud.s, Hosiery, &u.,
Nos. 40.-, and 407 -M AIIKKT STKKI.T,
(Abovo Fourlli, North Side,)
lMiiladolplila.
Y, V. liOIll.l.K.
JOBUEIt IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Straw - Ci 1 m
153 NOKT11 THIltl) BTBEET,
8 IT 10 miLADEM-HIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
a. ?r. nvasELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINfe. WATCHES,
French and Air.crican Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AM)
SILVER-WARE.
. rartleular allenllon paid to Fine Watch
and Clock .Repairing.
-Agent, for S'fT.VKNS' PATKNT TUliltKT
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock ill the
United Stales.
" lmiuirics by mail for information regarding
Clocks or Watches will bo cheerfully answered.
t'hlladclphia, 4:ilnlv
W. W. Paul
I). J. Hoar.
It. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
"WAREHOUSE,
0:23 Market St. nnd 014 Commerco Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'u.
F.D.Miller. T. ltlckerl. C. If. Miller
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SL tcESSOHS TO
(iUAYIill.I. & NliWCOMICli,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In
II ATS, CAPS, FURS,
STBtAW-WOOIS, &.,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 lylO
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Ileiuphill V- C'limidlor,
UKALLIIg IN
Tobacco, Scfjars, tie,
No. 2L'2 MAltKKT KTKKET,
I'lIir.ADKI.J'HIA, 1A.
- A full Stock of the Celebrated Moxitoii Na
vy, always on hand. 4 ii2 lylu
W. B. METCALFE,
WJTII
James Jlttsscl tt' Co.,
AVllOLESAl.K DCALEIIS IN
Tobacco and Cigars,
JVo. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Itonn. A. J. JIcConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
C'oiiuiiiKsioii 3I'i-liauN,
And Wliolesalo Dealers in
l.KAF AND -M ANl'FACT l it KD
TOBACCOS SEGABSt&C
No. Ki North Fil'tli .Streot,
(Met ween Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA. PA.
loin r
A. 11. Cunningham. J. U. I.ewurs. J. S.Cileim.
Cunningham, Glcim & Co.,
WllOl.KSALB llEALEItS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, fcc,
NO. 4, NOIITII FIFTH STKF.KT,
rilll.AOI.I.l'IHA.
:w:;io
W. II. I'll'KK. W. A. OlllllSON.
v. ir. iijm:u 4t x.,
MAM KALTLItKIIH OK
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Sags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
A'. tOXortli Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel Building)
PJllLADKIl'lllA.
.soi,idsoi.i:i.i:atiii:u thlnkh a si-i:-
(i.Vl.TV. 4 IN ly 111
" .'. I AVI.OIE,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North Fast Coiner of 2nd and Arch Hlrcet?,
Philadelphia Pa
WHOLESALE -vnS. .
January ), 1S09.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Thomas Mooub. s. H. 'Wkiiek.
ltIMTIiY lifIlJlOV10I
AND
A' E - ' 1 T T K D I
' THE union;
This tine Hotel is local ed on
Arch Street, Between Third and Fourth Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
MOOliU & WKIlKIt
I'roprietors.
January 1, ISO!!.
. 1 KXICJHT & ISIES,
Wliolesalo Dealers in
FISH
AND
I'rovisioiiH,
114 South Ilelawaro Avcimo,
Uolow Chestnut St.,
7 LA DEL I'JIIA , PA.
Agents for
ColIiiiH, (.Vthlos & Co's Cnimcd Fmils.
104 Itf
W. A. Atwooo.
ISAAO W. R VNCK,
ATW00I), RANCK & CO.,
Com m is ion 39crda a n t s,
AND
Wliolesalo Dealers 111 all kinds of IMcUlcd and Salt
IP I S II ,
No. 'Jin North Wharves, above ltace Street,
IMOCmii PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale CJroerris,
AM)
G O JI MISS 1 () N M : 11 c II A N T S
No. 120 AliCJI STltKKT,
l'hlUulelphia.
S-The sale of Fggs, Seeds, fjralu and AVonl
a specially. yi
4" l'leasc send for a Circular. 4S
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP.
HOUSKKKKPEllS
will Unci (lie
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP
A great help In cleaning their houses, it Is th
Original nml Only (.'eiiiiliio
ralnt Cleaner and ltestorer, and will clean moro
paint and do it better than any other Soap
Ii v c r 51 a d c !
It will clean and nollsh Marble. M. will !, .11,1 nnd
origlileii Fine Brass. Copper and all Metallu Ware,
and will removo all I'alnt, I'ltcli, Tar, (irease. Ink,
v ni niMi oi any ouier inn iroin ine Hands. It Is
the only Soap for cleaning Windows or anv kind of
KAItTIIKItN WAIfK. All otlii-r K,ni, i,-.t .,r
adverlised to do the same are IMITATIONS of our
Soap, and will not compare with
run ait ha t laiioh-sa rixu
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP I
.Tryit and you will like it. Ask for the
Kitchen t'rvslal Souii.o nml itibn it., ,.ti.u . n
(Irocers sell it.
EASTMAN & llltOOKE,
4.11 North Third Street,
l'hlladelphla,
Sole Pivirktor and Mnnvtu'lurers.
t.The above Is fur sale liv F. Mortimer & Co.
New lllooinlleld, 1'u. XllJini.
JiooAs! Books! Hooks!
PERKINPINE & HIGGINS,
rsl XOIt TH PO VII Til STPEKT,
Philadelphia,
KKKI; CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full 8 ly
of the lales l and best Liiiuauv Hooks from
the leading Societies and Publishers. We make
our selections wllh great care, and guarantee the
moral and religious character of Hie books, cheer
fully exchanging any that may not be satisfactory,
sell ng at I'ubllshers prices, and, wherever luactl
eable, making liberal discount to Schools.
- A full assortment of MVmc nattKN.
(intuition nnd Isnmn Jlnok. Mtt,,, Mat-
nr,i,s,w,,ninl mine. JHi'liim.
itrlin. (krlijlimte Plunks, Llbmru JltvMcr
M-errtnrlvK' tint! Nil irrlntentlvnta'
Jltuik, Miittttea, Nvriiiture ir..
turn fiir'.f.if if..
iinil evcrylhlng new' and useful for Saiibath-sehool
use kenl mi limi.l hi wM,u,li...l . .
been engaged ill this special branch of busluehs
for years past, and havi) acimircil ail exisM leuee
ii i i .. . ? ; " m-""-"" tuiimii liny unci )u-
i'llclal tottu'lrlnUiii'Hts. A lM'Ki;i ptive ihmI Ilhw
tratcil ( hIuIoku,', rniitiilniim naiiirs ami in U o of
HCVI'l'lil IllllllXllllfl Villllltliia u..iit f...... t ...i i
on amtlicutfoii. '
i'liiiaui'iiumi, April j, 1K70.
BANKING HOUSE
Jay Cooke it Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH THIHD STKEET,
Philadelphia,
IlEALEIiH IN ALL '
G0VERNJ1ENT SECURITIES.
Old 5.20s Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOK NEW.
A LIBEHAL DIFFEItENCE ALLOWED.
Conipiiiiml Inlercht 'ole Wanted.
INTEHE8T ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
t-COLECTIONS made STOCKS Lought
and sold ou Commission.
I3T8PECIAL business accommodations re
served for LADIES. tiKi
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
JCtSSr" Ma, mako Uoh bchavo himeolf,
every time I hit him with the hauimr
he hollcM."
fisf It is no sign because a man
makes a Ftir in n community, that ho is
ppoon.
Btir Vhy is n drmiknrd hesitatinp; to
sipn tho plod'o like a skeptical Hindoo 7
ttecauso he is in doubt whether to give
up the wornhip of tho jug or not.
JSiT " 13oy," said Unclo Testy, what
aro you hollering for when I go by 7"
" What arc you going by for when I
am hollering ?" returned tlio boy.
JJi-ar Stiggcns, tho new married man,
says his wile is a perfect rose. Tho ouly
drawback in his happincsis that oho blowi
out a " lcetlc" too often.
tew'" At a late rerivnl meeting, an im
pulsive young convert prayed that God
would bless the two young ladies between
whom ho had been sitting " especially
tho one on tho right."
Si- " Conic, Hill, it's ten o'clock ; I
think we had better be going, for it's
time honest folks were at home." " Well,
yes," was tho reply ; I must be off, but
you needn't go on that account."
SitV An Irishman on board a vessel
when she was on tho point of foundering
being desired to como on deck, as nhe wag
going down, replied that ho had no wish
to " sec himself drowned."
HOT " Is it true that there is poetical
inspiration in tea, eoffeo and such mild
stimulants ?" Certainly it is. There it
the case of Edgar A. Toe, for instance.
A little "t" would have mado Kdirar A
Poet.
J&W'Do you ever take anything?"
asked Sharp of Suozzles. " Never, sir,
except when I'm unwell, and then my
weakness is cognac. Just now I'm troub
led with hollowncss, and I don't caro if I
do."
)ia5 " It is a pleasant thing to reflect
upon," says Dickens, "and furnishes
complete answer to those who contend
for the gradual degeneration of the hu
man species, that every baby born in tho
world is a finer one than the last."
S&" A Milesian, born on tho last day
of the year, felicitates himself on his nar
row escape from not being born at all.
" Bejabers," says he, "and if it had been
the next day, what would hato become of
wo r
fto5 Never trust a secret with a mar
ried man who loves his wife, for he will
tell her and sho will tell her Aunt Han
nah, and Auntllaiiuuh will impart it to
her favorito preacher, and then tho
whole female sisterhood will be treated to
it in broken doses for tho next six
months.
loTA little girl being sent to the storo
to purchase some dyestuff, and forgetting
the name of tho articlo, said to tho clerk,
" John, what do folks dyo with '(" " Dio
with ? AVhy cholera, sometimes," replied
John. " Well, I believe that's tho name ;
I want three cents worth."
4f A clergyman, reading a chapter
in the Uiblo for his congregation, found
himself at tho bottom of tlio page with
the words," And tho Lord gavo Noah a
wife j" then turning over two pages in
stead of one, ho continued, " and ho pitch
ed her within and without with pitch."
sC A Michigan bridegroom failed to
appear at tho appointed time, but sont a
note, saying that ho didn't feel, well
enough acquainted with her to marry.
Her father went and gavo him a formal
introduction with his boot, and the per
formance went right on.
flia?" A dowu cast paper says that per
suasivo und humbugging agents aro about
in that region selling lightning rods. One
old lady told an agent that sho had no fear
of lightning, but sho had always been
afraid of thunder. " JuHt so," ho replied,
" wo can meet your cuso exactly. Tho
square rods aro lightning rods, and the
round ones thunder rods."
a-"What's that?" nsked Mr.l. Parting
ton, looking up at tho column of tho
I'laco A'ciidumo during her late visit to
Paris.
" Tho pillar of Napoleon," f he was an
swered. " Well, I never did!" she exclaimed :
" and that's his pillow ho was a great
man to use that 1 Nut it's more like a
bolster. And it's uiado of iron 1 do
believe. Ah 1 Isaao seo what it is to bo
great. How hard his head must have
rested on his ironical pillow. !"
jjray This is the way a couple of Mutt
cautiue sharpers served a greeny from
tho country ; Jo stepped in a saloon for
"su'thin warm." A couple of "dead
beats" got up a uhaui quarrel, and reques
ted him to hold their coats whilo they
fought it out intending, ou reclaiming
their coats, to accuse him of having
"gono through" thoir pockets, and then
"go through" him. They walked into
each other liko wild cats, wlion they hap
pened to obsorvo that tho coat-holder was
nowhere visible. Thoro was some tall
running and swearing done, but greeny
has not returned to to that vicinity since.