ljc imc5, New Bloomficlfr, Ja. Philadelphia Advertisements, SOWER, BARNES & P01TS, ISooksellcr & Stationers, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND ; WALL' I ',1 PEUS, Niis. 5.50 Market anil .lit -Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. . Publishers of Sanders' New Renders, and llr.i,.bu' A,,ll....li..,i 11. .1... ..., 111..1 I' tlio United Slates, l'i linn's (Jul li in; Mans, &e. Always on Iiand, and made lo Order, .'lit MILLER & ELDER, llooksellers and Wihttioners, PL A XK HOOK MAX CI I i.TCtMtN, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND wall iaij:s, No. -1:10, Market Street, SI PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGA1MJE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Nos. 30, 32, and .11, South Sixth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PA. I'aper any Size, Weight, Odor and Uuality, made to order, at short notice, lulyu I-OC'lMA:V Writing l'liiicl ! THIS FLUID is warranted KtJCALto Ahnoi.d's, and is sold at inueli less a lee. The money will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not prove entirely satisfactory. J For safe ly F. Moriiiner, New llloomlleld. MILLIJJt & KLDKll, Sole Agents, 4,'IU Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. A. L. Kaud J. E. Fkeymiiie. KAUIS fe FllYMIIti:, Istl'OKTKllS AND JoilllKllS 01' O li i ii ii , Ihkh AND QUEENSWARE, HOI and 303, Cherry St., between Areh & Hace, PHILADELPHIA. ItT" Constantly ou liand, Original Assorted Packugcs. 3. 0. ly 10 PUMPS ! PI MPS ! Foui'i i:e watf.h, isk THE CKI.EIIIlATl-n cucoiiikii rtjii Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tirely titxti lrKt, ifimiHn nnd reunite; t he good old-fashloncd wooden pump, madu liy machinery, and therefore jMTfeet and arcuruto in all Its parts, raising an riiial amount of water, and costing lessthanlialf the money. Kaslly uiranged so as to I hi diiii frcczlng, and in einstruetlon sosun Ple that (Hi one (.nil put it i iii keep it in ri'iKilr. Atier thorough trial it Is acknowledged the Best and Cheapest. 'Iv'.. CllAlfl.KSti. l!I.AT MI,i:v. i AIani kai n m:n. ?. Ollleo and Warc-rnoni, Nos. km anil itM Filbert Sin el, 1 f'"I PHILADELPHIA, PA. -These Pumps can lie ordered of the Manu lacturcr. or '. Mortimer & Co., New llloomlleld. John Lucas & Co., m ij Side and iiWSM 5Qc rm: oxi.y HAM F.HTl ItKltS Ol' THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, I'iiio Wliite Lead and Color ' MA yi t 1 (J Ti ll EllS, No, 141 and 111! North Fourth St., Philadelphia. LL01fI, SUPPLER, & WALTOX, WIIOLKUAl.U HARDWARE HOUSE, V. m Market Btrect, Philadelphia. Mil km y ' Philadelphia Advertisements. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggi sts, AND DKALKU8 IN Patent Medicines, 110 MARKET STKEET, NEA11FHONT, Pliiladelphia, Pa. A FPU, STOCK of evcithlng eonneeted with the business, of thu best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ov rent and light expenses, enaliles us to oiler In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. NAVKS J.AUOlt ! Waves Time ! AixitKiirr & co's Labor-Saving Soap Will be found tlio best In use. With tills Soap washing may be done w ith half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It w ill cost only Fif teen Cents lo try it, and after that you w ill use no other. &. For sale by all (irocers, and by F. Mortimer, New llloomlleld, 1'a. 317 1MISIM, fe '., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a Hue assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 313, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 180(1. " 0UII FATHER'S HOUSE ;" on, Tlio TTiiwriilon AVorl. Tty Daniel March, !.., author of the popular "Night Scenes." This master In thought and lan guage, shows us untold riches and beauties In the (ireal Jlouse. Willi lis ltloomlng flowers, Singing birds, Waving palms, Hulling clouds, Heautifiil bow, Sacred mountains. Delightful rivers. Mighty oceans, Thundering voices, Itlazlng heavens and vast universe with countless beings ill millions of worlds, and reads to us in each the Fnwrittcii Word. Itose-tiiited paper, ornate engravings and superb binding, "ltieh and varied in thought." "Chaste." " Kasy and graceful in style." "Cor rect, pure and elevating in Its tendency." "Heau tifiil and good." "A household treasure." Com incndallons like the above from College Presidents and 1'rnfessors, ministers of all denominations, and the religious and secular press all over the country. Its freshness, purity of language, Willi clear open type, line steel engravings, substantial binding, and low price, making It the iioolc or the iiikhwh. Agents are selling from CO to 150 per week. Wo want Clergymen, School Teachers, smart ac tive young men and ladles to Introduce I he work for ns In every township, and we will paylilierally. No Intelligent man or woman need bo without a paying business. Send for circular, full description, and terms. Address ZIKCLKHKMHTHDY, in a. Sixth Street, Fhlla delohia, l'a. : or, i:w Hace SI reet, ( incinnal I.Ohio ; ii!l Monroe Street, Chicago, III.; Htt N. Sixth St., St. Jxiuis. Mo.; or, lir Main St., Springfield, Mass. 1 35 4iii. John Shatrner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Thco. Itumel S1IAFFXER, ZIEULER & CO., Successors to . SIIAFFNF.lt, ZIF.til.F.lt & CO., Importers and Dealers la HoMicry, al0VC, ItibboiiN, Snsiiidcr!s, TH JIHADS, COMHS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. .lii, North Fourth Sheet, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Afcntttfor LttncuHtvi' CoiiiOh. HAIICHOFT & CO., Importers and Joblicrs Of Staple anil Fancy DltY - GOODS, Cloths, Ciissiiiicrts, Ulaukets, Jiiiciis, White Gtiud.s, Hosiery, &u., Nos. 40.-, and 407 -M AIIKKT STKKI.T, (Abovo Fourlli, North Side,) lMiiladolplila. Y, V. liOIll.l.K. JOBUEIt IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AND Straw - Ci 1 m 153 NOKT11 THIltl) BTBEET, 8 IT 10 miLADEM-HIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. a. ?r. nvasELL, No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce, PHILADELPHIA, Importer and Dealer in FINfe. WATCHES, French and Air.crican Clocks, GOLD JEWELRY AM) SILVER-WARE. . rartleular allenllon paid to Fine Watch and Clock .Repairing. -Agent, for S'fT.VKNS' PATKNT TUliltKT CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock ill the United Stales. " lmiuirics by mail for information regarding Clocks or Watches will bo cheerfully answered. t'hlladclphia, 4:ilnlv W. W. Paul I). J. Hoar. It. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE "WAREHOUSE, 0:23 Market St. nnd 014 Commerco Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'u. F.D.Miller. T. ltlckerl. C. If. Miller MILLER, RICKERT & CO., SL tcESSOHS TO (iUAYIill.I. & NliWCOMICli, Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In II ATS, CAPS, FURS, STBtAW-WOOIS, &., No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 lylO WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Ileiuphill V- C'limidlor, UKALLIIg IN Tobacco, Scfjars, tie, No. 2L'2 MAltKKT KTKKET, I'lIir.ADKI.J'HIA, 1A. - A full Stock of the Celebrated Moxitoii Na vy, always on hand. 4 ii2 lylu W. B. METCALFE, WJTII James Jlttsscl tt' Co., AVllOLESAl.K DCALEIIS IN Tobacco and Cigars, JVo. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y Thomas Itonn. A. J. JIcConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, C'oiiuiiiKsioii 3I'i-liauN, And Wliolesalo Dealers in l.KAF AND -M ANl'FACT l it KD TOBACCOS SEGABSt&C No. Ki North Fil'tli .Streot, (Met ween Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA. PA. loin r A. 11. Cunningham. J. U. I.ewurs. J. S.Cileim. Cunningham, Glcim & Co., WllOl.KSALB llEALEItS IN Tobacco, Scgars, fcc, NO. 4, NOIITII FIFTH STKF.KT, rilll.AOI.I.l'IHA. :w:;io W. II. I'll'KK. W. A. OlllllSON. v. ir. iijm:u 4t x., MAM KALTLItKIIH OK Trunks, Valises, Travelling Sags, UMBRELLAS, &C, A'. tOXortli Fourth Street, (In Merchants' Hotel Building) PJllLADKIl'lllA. .soi,idsoi.i:i.i:atiii:u thlnkh a si-i:- (i.Vl.TV. 4 IN ly 111 " .'. I AVI.OIE, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Coiner of 2nd and Arch Hlrcet?, Philadelphia Pa WHOLESALE -vnS. . January ), 1S09. Philadelphia Advertisements. Thomas Mooub. s. H. 'Wkiiek. ltIMTIiY lifIlJlOV10I AND A' E - ' 1 T T K D I ' THE union; This tine Hotel is local ed on Arch Street, Between Third and Fourth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. MOOliU & WKIlKIt I'roprietors. January 1, ISO!!. . 1 KXICJHT & ISIES, Wliolesalo Dealers in FISH AND I'rovisioiiH, 114 South Ilelawaro Avcimo, Uolow Chestnut St., 7 LA DEL I'JIIA , PA. Agents for ColIiiiH, (.Vthlos & Co's Cnimcd Fmils. 104 Itf W. A. Atwooo. ISAAO W. R VNCK, ATW00I), RANCK & CO., Com m is ion 39crda a n t s, AND Wliolesalo Dealers 111 all kinds of IMcUlcd and Salt IP I S II , No. 'Jin North Wharves, above ltace Street, IMOCmii PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale CJroerris, AM) G O JI MISS 1 () N M : 11 c II A N T S No. 120 AliCJI STltKKT, l'hlUulelphia. S-The sale of Fggs, Seeds, fjralu and AVonl a specially. yi 4" l'leasc send for a Circular. 4S KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP. HOUSKKKKPEllS will Unci (lie KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP A great help In cleaning their houses, it Is th Original nml Only (.'eiiiiliio ralnt Cleaner and ltestorer, and will clean moro paint and do it better than any other Soap Ii v c r 51 a d c ! It will clean and nollsh Marble. M. will !, .11,1 nnd origlileii Fine Brass. Copper and all Metallu Ware, and will removo all I'alnt, I'ltcli, Tar, (irease. Ink, v ni niMi oi any ouier inn iroin ine Hands. It Is the only Soap for cleaning Windows or anv kind of KAItTIIKItN WAIfK. All otlii-r K,ni, i,-.t .,r adverlised to do the same are IMITATIONS of our Soap, and will not compare with run ait ha t laiioh-sa rixu KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP I .Tryit and you will like it. Ask for the Kitchen t'rvslal Souii.o nml itibn it., ,.ti.u . n (Irocers sell it. EASTMAN & llltOOKE, 4.11 North Third Street, l'hlladelphla, Sole Pivirktor and Mnnvtu'lurers. t.The above Is fur sale liv F. Mortimer & Co. New lllooinlleld, 1'u. XllJini. JiooAs! Books! Hooks! PERKINPINE & HIGGINS, rsl XOIt TH PO VII Til STPEKT, Philadelphia, KKKI; CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full 8 ly of the lales l and best Liiiuauv Hooks from the leading Societies and Publishers. We make our selections wllh great care, and guarantee the moral and religious character of Hie books, cheer fully exchanging any that may not be satisfactory, sell ng at I'ubllshers prices, and, wherever luactl eable, making liberal discount to Schools. - A full assortment of MVmc nattKN. (intuition nnd Isnmn Jlnok. Mtt,,, Mat- nr,i,s,w,,ninl mine. JHi'liim. itrlin. (krlijlimte Plunks, Llbmru JltvMcr M-errtnrlvK' tint! Nil irrlntentlvnta' Jltuik, Miittttea, Nvriiiture ir.. turn fiir'.f.if if.. iinil evcrylhlng new' and useful for Saiibath-sehool use kenl mi limi.l hi wM,u,li...l . . been engaged ill this special branch of busluehs for years past, and havi) acimircil ail exisM leuee ii i i .. . ? ; " m-""-"" tuiimii liny unci )u- i'llclal tottu'lrlnUiii'Hts. A lM'Ki;i ptive ihmI Ilhw tratcil ( hIuIoku,', rniitiilniim naiiirs ami in U o of HCVI'l'lil IllllllXllllfl Villllltliia u..iit f...... t ...i i on amtlicutfoii. ' i'liiiaui'iiumi, April j, 1K70. BANKING HOUSE Jay Cooke it Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH THIHD STKEET, Philadelphia, IlEALEIiH IN ALL ' G0VERNJ1ENT SECURITIES. Old 5.20s Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOK NEW. A LIBEHAL DIFFEItENCE ALLOWED. Conipiiiiml Inlercht 'ole Wanted. INTEHE8T ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. t-COLECTIONS made STOCKS Lought and sold ou Commission. I3T8PECIAL business accommodations re served for LADIES. tiKi HUMOROUS ITEMS. JCtSSr" Ma, mako Uoh bchavo himeolf, every time I hit him with the hauimr he hollcM." fisf It is no sign because a man makes a Ftir in n community, that ho is ppoon. Btir Vhy is n drmiknrd hesitatinp; to sipn tho plod'o like a skeptical Hindoo 7 ttecauso he is in doubt whether to give up the wornhip of tho jug or not. JSiT " 13oy," said Unclo Testy, what aro you hollering for when I go by 7" " What arc you going by for when I am hollering ?" returned tlio boy. JJi-ar Stiggcns, tho new married man, says his wile is a perfect rose. Tho ouly drawback in his happincsis that oho blowi out a " lcetlc" too often. tew'" At a late rerivnl meeting, an im pulsive young convert prayed that God would bless the two young ladies between whom ho had been sitting " especially tho one on tho right." Si- " Conic, Hill, it's ten o'clock ; I think we had better be going, for it's time honest folks were at home." " Well, yes," was tho reply ; I must be off, but you needn't go on that account." SitV An Irishman on board a vessel when she was on tho point of foundering being desired to como on deck, as nhe wag going down, replied that ho had no wish to " sec himself drowned." HOT " Is it true that there is poetical inspiration in tea, eoffeo and such mild stimulants ?" Certainly it is. There it the case of Edgar A. Toe, for instance. A little "t" would have mado Kdirar A Poet. J&W'Do you ever take anything?" asked Sharp of Suozzles. " Never, sir, except when I'm unwell, and then my weakness is cognac. Just now I'm troub led with hollowncss, and I don't caro if I do." )ia5 " It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon," says Dickens, "and furnishes complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the hu man species, that every baby born in tho world is a finer one than the last." S&" A Milesian, born on tho last day of the year, felicitates himself on his nar row escape from not being born at all. " Bejabers," says he, "and if it had been the next day, what would hato become of wo r fto5 Never trust a secret with a mar ried man who loves his wife, for he will tell her and sho will tell her Aunt Han nah, and Auntllaiiuuh will impart it to her favorito preacher, and then tho whole female sisterhood will be treated to it in broken doses for tho next six months. loTA little girl being sent to the storo to purchase some dyestuff, and forgetting the name of tho articlo, said to tho clerk, " John, what do folks dyo with '(" " Dio with ? AVhy cholera, sometimes," replied John. " Well, I believe that's tho name ; I want three cents worth." 4f A clergyman, reading a chapter in the Uiblo for his congregation, found himself at tho bottom of tlio page with the words," And tho Lord gavo Noah a wife j" then turning over two pages in stead of one, ho continued, " and ho pitch ed her within and without with pitch." sC A Michigan bridegroom failed to appear at tho appointed time, but sont a note, saying that ho didn't feel, well enough acquainted with her to marry. Her father went and gavo him a formal introduction with his boot, and the per formance went right on. flia?" A dowu cast paper says that per suasivo und humbugging agents aro about in that region selling lightning rods. One old lady told an agent that sho had no fear of lightning, but sho had always been afraid of thunder. " JuHt so," ho replied, " wo can meet your cuso exactly. Tho square rods aro lightning rods, and the round ones thunder rods." a-"What's that?" nsked Mr.l. Parting ton, looking up at tho column of tho I'laco A'ciidumo during her late visit to Paris. " Tho pillar of Napoleon," f he was an swered. " Well, I never did!" she exclaimed : " and that's his pillow ho was a great man to use that 1 Nut it's more like a bolster. And it's uiado of iron 1 do believe. Ah 1 Isaao seo what it is to bo great. How hard his head must have rested on his ironical pillow. !" jjray This is the way a couple of Mutt cautiue sharpers served a greeny from tho country ; Jo stepped in a saloon for "su'thin warm." A couple of "dead beats" got up a uhaui quarrel, and reques ted him to hold their coats whilo they fought it out intending, ou reclaiming their coats, to accuse him of having "gono through" thoir pockets, and then "go through" him. They walked into each other liko wild cats, wlion they hap pened to obsorvo that tho coat-holder was nowhere visible. Thoro was some tall running and swearing done, but greeny has not returned to to that vicinity since.