The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, January 17, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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    Philadelphia Advertisements.
SOWEK, ISAKNES & POTTS,
HtooltHclIci'H & KlalionerN,
Ami Dealer in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PA PEllS,
Nos. fl.1i) Market and 523 Minor .Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
I'nlillsliois nf Sanders' New Headers, and
llrooks' Arithmetics. Alsn, Hubert's History of
the United Mates, r'cltnn's Outline .Maps, &.
Always on hand, ami niadu Id Order. lilt
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooktiHlci'M nnd Kiulioiss'ivs,
Jl l. A .VAT 1UH) K MA? U1W CTCJl Kits,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AM)
WALL iMl'Kitt,
No. 4110, Market Street,
a PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGA1WJE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
E 'si.pei', 4.V.,
Sos. :iu, .12, and :tt, South sixth Street,.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
ft . Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made In order, at short notice. 101 y41
LKMAXS
Writing JLliiicl !
rpiIISKl.t ri) is warranted KQCA I. to Aiisoi.d'h,
JL and is sold at mueh less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, If It does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
B9- I'or sale by 1'. .Mortimer, New lilooinlield.
MIl.LICK & Kt.UKlt,
Sole Agents,
r.u .Market Ktreet,
-m:;l 1'liiladelphla.
A. L. Ka.i i)
J. E. KlIIiVMIItK.
lMi'iuiri:u ami Jomimis ov
O li i 11 Sh , x 1 H s s
I
A N D !
QUEENSrAKE, j
lull mid 'Mi, Clicrry St., between Arch & !nce,
PHILADELPHIA.
117 Constantly 011 hand, Original Assorted
l'aekuvres.
13. (J. ly 10
PUMPS ! POPS !
1 KOlt ITliK WATF.lt. i si:
TIN! I'l.KIIIIATKIl
i'rMiti:ic iitmi
Made of w ilil Ciieumber wood, en
tirely I'IkMi'ki, iltiruhlf oil' n titii'li' ;
the good old-fa sbioued wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate In all Its parts,
raising nn cipml itniniint of water,
and costing less than half Iheiuoncv.
Kaslly arranged so as to be mm. I
freezing, and In const ruction sosim- j
I ile that rt;one con ii( ) iiji and !
tip It in rr)iolr. After thorough !
trial it 1h acknowledged the j
Best and Cheapest, j
ClIAlil.l'.Sd. lll.ATCIIt.KV.
-MAM TUT limit.
Otllce mill W:in-nmin,' 1
m. 6'.!t and rtjii Filbert Mrcct,
1 ' (im'1! I PHILADELPHIA, VA.
-These I'limps cull be ordered of the Maim
(.'Hirer, or I'. Mortimer & Co., New lilooinlield.
John Lucaa & Co.,
Sole anil
TJfli OXLy
, MAMl'AITl menu
OK TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
Wlille Load and Color
MAyi't'A VTL'ltKl'S,
Noii. HI ami It I North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
,, LLOYD, SUPPLE E, A WALTOX, ,
WIIOLKHA LH
UAKDWAKIUIOUSE.
K. Market Mifft.
V ' riilladelphla.
ill
'n'lTf.'Vn'
H isfj tntiw II
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND IKAT,EH3 IN
Patent Medicines,
110 MAKKET BTKEET, NEAH FKONT,
Philiidclphiii, Pa.
AFl'I.I, STOCK of everthliiR eonneeted with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to olter In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
I'ldiadelphla.l. 8tf.
Narr.s U'imc !
AIXKIfillT !i CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done w ith half the labor required
w hen any other Is used, and the .saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing, it will cost only Fif.
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
9.For sale by all (iroccrs, and by V. Mortimer,
New lilooinlield, l'a. Ill"
tJSSAYUJ ILL &
Wholesale. Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. .113, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, isr.n.
" 01 H FATH ER'S HOUSE "
Oil,
Tli 1 'uwj'K i "i "Wovtl.
rty Daniel March. D. D., author of the popular
"Night Scenes." Tills master in Ihouglit and lan
guage, shows us untold riches and beauties in the
tircat House, with Its lllooiulng llowers. Singing
birds. Waving palms, Kolling clouds, licautilul
bow. Sacred m tains, Deliglitful rivers, Miglitv
oceans. Thundering v.. Ires, lllazing heavens ami
vast universe Willi countless beings In millions of
worlds, and reads to us In each the rewritten
Word, ltose-tinled paper, ornate engravings and
superb binding, "liicli and varied in Ihouglit."
'Chaste." " Kasy and graceful in style." "Cor
rect, pure and elevating In its tendency." " llcau
liful and good." "A household treasure." Com
mendations like the above from College Presidents
and I'rotcssors, ministers of all denominations,
and the religious and secular press all over the
country. Its freshness, purity of language, with
clear open type, line steel engravings, substantial
binding, and low price, making it the tmk for the,
jkmwji. Agents are, helling from 50 to i"i0 per
week.
We want Clergymen, School Teachers, smart ae.
live young men ami ladies to introduce the work
for us in every township, and we w ill pay lilierallv.
No intelligent man or woman need lie wllliout'a
paying business.
Semi for circular, full description, midterms.
Address
ZIl'l.'I.FltiS MdTltDY. IRS. Sixth Street, l'lilla
delpliia. l'a. : or. Ian ltace Strecl.Clneinuatl.Ohloj
nil Monroe Street, Chicago, III.; M. N. Sixth St.,
St. Louis. Mil.; or, ll Main St., Springtleld,
.Mass. 1 Xt 4in.
.lohn Sliairuer, Jr. F. S. Zlegler. Theo. Huinel
SHAFIWEK, ZIECJLElt & CO.,
SuuccsHors to
SMAFFNKlt, ZMXJI.Fll S; CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
CkSovvn,
1SI!Ioiik,
Kiisjviid'i'N,
r n it 1: a i) ,v , a o mp, s,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AM)
FANCY GOODS,
No. :Xi. North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
AfeiitHfor J.nnctiHtcr Coinbs.
15A11CROFT & CO.,
Importers mid Jobbers
of Staple, and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cansimores,
Blankets,
liiiii'UH, Whito Goods, Hosiery, Ac,
Sun. 4Ui and 44)7 MA UK HI' STUFF. T,
(Above Fourth, North Hide,)
riilladvljihia.
W. F. liOU I.I.IC,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
A H 1)
Wtra w - Ci 1 h
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8ljl0 PHILADELPHIA.
riiiladolphiii dvcitiseiiiciits.
G'. ir. UVHSKLL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealvv in
FlNb. WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
M.l'nrtlcular attention paid to Fine, Watch
anil Clock Hepalring.
-Agent for STKVFNS' I'ATHNT Tl'ItltKT
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock in the
United Stales.
oe- Inquiries by nial! (or Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will be clicerfiiily answered.
1'hiladelphia, -l.UDlv
W.W.Paul. H.L.Hood.
D.J. Hoar. A. Trimble.
WM. W. l'AUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 MnrketSt. nnd 014 Commerco Street,
Philadelphia, Fcnn'a.
F. 1). Miller.
T. Itiekert.
C. If. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
St'CCIiSSOUS TO
(illAVItll.L & NKWCOMKI!,
JIaniifaeturcrs nnd Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
HTBSAW-CiOOIJS, tVc,
No. 319 Korth Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly lu
WIVJ. H. tlEWNEDY,
WITH
EIvuJ5htlI & Oiaurilci,
11EAI.LKS IN
Tobacco, Scfjars', &c,
No. 2l"2 M A It K FT ST 1! I ) FT,
J'HI I.ADKJ.l'lIIA, I'A.
-A full Slock of theCeIebratrl Monitoh Na
vy, always on hand. 1 Ii2 lylu
V. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James Jlusscl & Co.,
W)iui.i:sai.i: Dkai.eiis in
Tobacco and Cigars,
So. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Koms. A. .1. McConkky.
ROBB & HcCONKEY,
4'cMciKttssion flon-IianlK,
Anil 'Wliolesiilo Denleis in
l.F.A F A N I) M A N L'FACT I.' 11 KD
TOBaccoatcEGAnstc.
No. V) North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Areli,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
HUM
A. B. Cunningliain. J. H. Lewurs. J. S.tilclm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealkus in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. i, NORTH FIFTH STUFF'!',
lIIIIiAIi:i,lIIA.
32ol0
W. 11. J'llTJt. W. A. OlililBON.
av. ir. l'li'ioit t 00.,
VAM FAI Tl ICKIIS OF
Trunks, Valines, Travelling Eags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
So. lOXorth Fourth Street,
(In MercliaiitH' Hotel Building)
VniLAmiLVUlA.
SOLID SOI.K 1.FAT1I Fit TRUNKS A SI'IC
C1A1TV. 4 1Slyll)
H. li. TAYJLOK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North Fast Corner of 2nd nnd Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
WHOLESALE
uauucitD
January 1, 1600,
Philiidolpliiii Advertisements.
Thomas Mooiie. h. H. Wkiish.
ii ill JATI.Y IJI lItOvjh!l
AND
H E . P I T T E 1) !
'THE UNION,'
This flue Hotel Is located on
Arch Street, lietween Third nnd Fourth Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
MOOltlJ tt WFI1FU
l'rofirietors.
January 1, lstiD.
Wholesale Dcalcr.s it) I
FISH, j
AND I
!! viwionw, j
111 South Delaware Avenue,
lielow Clicstnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Unities & (Vh Cnniird rrulls.
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Hanck.
ATWOOD, ItAM'K & CO.,
CoitiiuisKiogi 33'r4'l!ans,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of l'icklcd and Salt
3. I W IT .
No. 210 North Wharves, above )(ace Street,
SlOtimfi 1'HILA DFLPIFTA , J'A.
PATTERSON fit KEWLIN,
WIioI(saI flrJroccrs,
AM)
C O M M I S S I O X 31 K 1! 0 II A N T S
No. 120 AHCII STltFKT,
l'hiladelpliia.
The sale of Fggs, Seeds, Craln and Wool
a soeeinitv.
31
- I'lease semi for n Clrculai
48
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP.
1IOUS E K E P E II s
will llnd the
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP
A great help In cleaning their houses. It Is tli
Original nnd Only Genuine
I'alnt Cleaner nndltestorer, and will clean 111010
1'iiinl and do it better than nny other Sonn
K v e r Made!
It will clean and polish Marble. It. will clean nnd
nrighten Fine lirass. Copper and all Mctatlc Ware,
and will remove all I'alnl, I'ltch, Tar, (i reuse. Ink,
Varnish or any other dirt .from the hands. It is
the only Soap for cleanlim Windows or anv kind of
FAKTUFKN WAKH. All other Soaps Chid are
advertised to do the same are IMITATIONS of our
Soap, and will not compare with
Tllli VHKA T LAllOH SA VIXU
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP I
M-Try It and you will like It. Ask for the
111 lien . 1 7t
(iroccrs sell It.
11111 ih-ii . 1 vniiii n
ioaii," and take 110 other. All
FASTMAN&llltOOKK.
m North Third Street,
Philadelphia,
Sole J'rojirirtort oik ifdmiiicliirem.
OT- The above Is fnr stile by F. Mortimer Co.
New liloonitleld, l'a. Ml.lin.
liool s! Jiooks! Jiooks!
PERKINPINE & HIGGINS,
SC XOKTJl tVUJtril STKEKT,
I'hiUulclphia,
KV.V.V CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full nupply
of the latest and best l.imiAitr Hooks from
t lie lead lint Societies and 1'tiblishcrs. Wn 111:1
our selections with great care, and (juarantee til
moral and rcllKious character of the books, cheer
liilly exchanging any that may not be satisfactory,
selling at I'ulilishers prices, and, wherever practi
cable, making liberal discount to Schools.
- A full assortinent of MUSIC HOOKS.
K)Kll-r, QWHllnn unit Unmix llonkn. Maim, Med
al. Uvmini (MrilH, lllai klKxiriln, JIIHr. Dii tlnn
urii n, I rlijleate Jllank, Lilirary IH gMm,
Herri'ttirlvit anil Niiiierinteivlr.iUi,'
Jliudu, Mutton, fieri), lure ic.
tin-en, iifimf ( K11.K Manual.
ami everything new ami useful for Sabbath-school
use kept on hand or supplied to order. Wo havo
been engaged In this special branch or businchH
for years past, and have nciulrcil an experience
which we think our customers uniformly llnd hen
ellelal to their Inlerests. A Descriptive and lllus
tratcil Catalogue, containing names and prices of
several thousand volumes, sent free tunny address
on application.
Philadelphia, April fi, 1K70.
BANKING HOUSE
Jay Cooko & Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH THIKD BTIiEET,
Philadelphia,
lll'ALF.llH IN ALL
(JOVKRNMENT SIXTKITIKS.
Old 5-2m Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOIt NEW.
A LIBK.lt A L D1FFEUENCE ALLOWED.
Conipoiiud InlcrCNt Nolci Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DErOSITB.
tW COLF.CTION8 mado t STOCKS bought
and iold on Commission.
fif SPECIAL builneti ucomniodKtloiii r.
served for LADIES. mm
Tiiemlay, January 17, 1H71.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
JBtit?" A yotttiej lady in I'.oston recently
tried to do up her hair with a honcy-enmib
to make it look "sweetly."
XKiS " Mv llOV. what. llnn vnne D.ntKni.
do for u living was nsked of a little bare
footed urchin. " She cats cold vietualH,
sir."
SiiiT An nuctionccr, in a recent hnud
hill, ndvertiftoa for mlo a larpe rjimntity of
oil-paintings, " by hoiiic of the ancient
masters of tlio day."
Well, Mrs. Sniith." said 5Irs.
Jones, " if I'm anything, I'm a Unitari
an ; what religion nro you 'I" " J. ain't
quite certain what thov calls it 1 nit. mv
old man cays he sn vegetarian."
BtatrAn Iriidinian who hud blistered his
fingers hy endeavoring to draw on a pair
of boots exclaimed. "1 believe 1 shall nev
er get 'em on until I wear them n day or
two." '
ftS'-Atthe Louisville depot a lady re
cently alarmed every one by exelaim
" 1 havo certainly got. tho cholera.
It Wiis shortly decided however to bo
eioliru-i'ii-fanttim, and was named Louis.
fey !ig Sister ' () papa ! I must go
and hear Nilsson. You know I'm so
fond of music." Juvenile lirothor, tri
umphantly. "Then why don't you let
Hie play on my drum 1"
fifef)" A lady, who had been reading
law, is in the most fearful and agonizing
doubts about (ho legality of her married
condition. .She says, " lotteries are il
legal, iuol marriage is the greatest lot
tery in lifo."
SfSflf you pass a house at ten o'clock
at night and sec n young man and young
lady standing inside the front door, and
you hear something smack, like n horso
pulling his foot out of the mud, then you
can just bet all you've got that tho young
man don't live there.
CSS'-An exchange tells us that" iu
Columbus City, Iowa, there is a young
lady who boasts that her lover's collar
almost goes around her waist." That's
nothing there is a girl iu this place who
has a lover whoso arm goes around her
wai.-t but still she don't tell of it.
Jfciyf-'aid tho psalmist, "He makcth
my feet like hind's feet." A negro
preacher read it "hen's feet," nnd pro
ceeded to say, " Pat a hen in the lieu
roost when it fall asleep tightens it's grip
so's not to lull off; nnd dat's how true
faith, my bredren, holds on to tho rock."
Btiir The liberal hearted proprietor of a
lager beer saloon recently lost his pocket
book containing $(i00. It was found and
returned by a young man and tho grati
lied Teuton thus gave vent to his delight
" Bob you is ono honest man. I tells you
what I'll do ; I'll shako you fur do lag
er." foa?"" I say, milkman, you givo your
cows too much salt!" " Why, how do you
know how much salt I givo them?" "I
judgo from the appearance of tho milk,
you havo brought us lately. Salt makes
tho cows dry, and then they drink too
much water that mukes their milk thin
you know."
BiSf Tho followiuj; is tho conclusion of
uu epitaph on a tombstone in Kast Ten-
ncsseo : " She lived a lifo of virtuo and
died of the cholera morbus, caused by eat
ing green fruit in the lull hope, of a bless
ed immortality, at tho early uge of 21
years 7 months, and 10 days. Header,
go thou and do likewise."
BfSeeno at a meeting in l'roston,'
Kngland : " Tak tin hat off," said one
fellow in tho crowd to another iu front of
him. "What fori1" " Why, aw cannot
see." " Well, if aw tak my hat off thou'll
bo worse off than ever. My yare is teen
inches long, and it stands up straight. I've
put my baton to keep it down."
SziC A man who wanted to buy a horso
asked a friend how to tell a horse's age.
" By his teeth." was tho roply. The
next day tho man went to a horso dealer,
who showed a splendid black horse. Tho
horse-hunter opened the animal's mouth
and gave ono glance, and turned on his
heel, " I don't want him." said he, he's
thirty two years old." Ho had counted
tho teeth!
imrA man stopped ut u hotel at Pike's
Peak, -and on settling his bill tho land
lord charged him $7 a day for five days.
" Pidn't you make a mistake V said
tho guest.
" No," said tho Jandlord.
" You did," retorted tho wiry-looking
follow; "you thought you cot nil tho
money I had but you aro mistaken ; I
havo n whole purso lull iu another pock
et. Jwry Sir Johu Irwin wag u grout favor
ite with Ueorgo th Third, who ouoe oU
lerved to him :
" They toll me, Sir John that you lovo
a glass of wino." '
" Thoso," replied Irwin " who bo iu:
formed your juujesty, have dono me u
great injustice. They should havo said
a bottle.' ,!!;.