Philadelphia Advertisements. SOWEK, ISAKNES & POTTS, HtooltHclIci'H & KlalionerN, Ami Dealer in CURTAIN AND WALL-PA PEllS, Nos. fl.1i) Market and 523 Minor .Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. I'nlillsliois nf Sanders' New Headers, and llrooks' Arithmetics. Alsn, Hubert's History of the United Mates, r'cltnn's Outline .Maps, &. Always on hand, ami niadu Id Order. lilt MILLER & ELDER, ISooktiHlci'M nnd Kiulioiss'ivs, Jl l. A .VAT 1UH) K MA? U1W CTCJl Kits, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AM) WALL iMl'Kitt, No. 4110, Market Street, a PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGA1WJE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in E 'si.pei', 4.V., Sos. :iu, .12, and :tt, South sixth Street,. PHILADELPHIA, PA. ft . Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made In order, at short notice. 101 y41 LKMAXS Writing JLliiicl ! rpiIISKl.t ri) is warranted KQCA I. to Aiisoi.d'h, JL and is sold at mueh less price. The money will be refunded to those buying it, If It does not prove entirely satisfactory. B9- I'or sale by 1'. .Mortimer, New lilooinlield. MIl.LICK & Kt.UKlt, Sole Agents, r.u .Market Ktreet, -m:;l 1'liiladelphla. A. L. Ka.i i) J. E. KlIIiVMIItK. lMi'iuiri:u ami Jomimis ov O li i 11 Sh , x 1 H s s I A N D ! QUEENSrAKE, j lull mid 'Mi, Clicrry St., between Arch & !nce, PHILADELPHIA. 117 Constantly 011 hand, Original Assorted l'aekuvres. 13. (J. ly 10 PUMPS ! POPS ! 1 KOlt ITliK WATF.lt. i si: TIN! I'l.KIIIIATKIl i'rMiti:ic iitmi Made of w ilil Ciieumber wood, en tirely I'IkMi'ki, iltiruhlf oil' n titii'li' ; the good old-fa sbioued wooden pump, made by machinery, and therefore perfect and accurate In all Its parts, raising nn cipml itniniint of water, and costing less than half Iheiuoncv. Kaslly arranged so as to be mm. I freezing, and In const ruction sosim- j I ile that rt;one con ii( ) iiji and ! tip It in rr)iolr. After thorough ! trial it 1h acknowledged the j Best and Cheapest, j ClIAlil.l'.Sd. lll.ATCIIt.KV. -MAM TUT limit. Otllce mill W:in-nmin,' 1 m. 6'.!t and rtjii Filbert Mrcct, 1 ' (im'1! I PHILADELPHIA, VA. -These I'limps cull be ordered of the Maim (.'Hirer, or I'. Mortimer & Co., New lilooinlield. John Lucaa & Co., Sole anil TJfli OXLy , MAMl'AITl menu OK TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure Wlille Load and Color MAyi't'A VTL'ltKl'S, Noii. HI ami It I North Fourth St., Philadelphia. ,, LLOYD, SUPPLE E, A WALTOX, , WIIOLKHA LH UAKDWAKIUIOUSE. K. Market Mifft. V ' riilladelphla. ill 'n'lTf.'Vn' H isfj tntiw II Philadelphia Advertisements. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND IKAT,EH3 IN Patent Medicines, 110 MAKKET BTKEET, NEAH FKONT, Philiidclphiii, Pa. AFl'I.I, STOCK of everthliiR eonneeted with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to olter In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. I'ldiadelphla.l. 8tf. Narr.s U'imc ! AIXKIfillT !i CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the best In use. With this Soap washing may be done w ith half the labor required w hen any other Is used, and the .saving in wear to clothes Is really astonishing, it will cost only Fif. teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. 9.For sale by all (iroccrs, and by V. Mortimer, New lilooinlield, l'a. Ill" tJSSAYUJ ILL & Wholesale. Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. .113, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, isr.n. " 01 H FATH ER'S HOUSE " Oil, Tli 1 'uwj'K i "i "Wovtl. rty Daniel March. D. D., author of the popular "Night Scenes." Tills master in Ihouglit and lan guage, shows us untold riches and beauties in the tircat House, with Its lllooiulng llowers. Singing birds. Waving palms, Kolling clouds, licautilul bow. Sacred m tains, Deliglitful rivers, Miglitv oceans. Thundering v.. Ires, lllazing heavens ami vast universe Willi countless beings In millions of worlds, and reads to us In each the rewritten Word, ltose-tinled paper, ornate engravings and superb binding, "liicli and varied in Ihouglit." 'Chaste." " Kasy and graceful in style." "Cor rect, pure and elevating In its tendency." " llcau liful and good." "A household treasure." Com mendations like the above from College Presidents and I'rotcssors, ministers of all denominations, and the religious and secular press all over the country. Its freshness, purity of language, with clear open type, line steel engravings, substantial binding, and low price, making it the tmk for the, jkmwji. Agents are, helling from 50 to i"i0 per week. We want Clergymen, School Teachers, smart ae. live young men ami ladies to introduce the work for us in every township, and we w ill pay lilierallv. No intelligent man or woman need lie wllliout'a paying business. Semi for circular, full description, midterms. Address ZIl'l.'I.FltiS MdTltDY. IRS. Sixth Street, l'lilla delpliia. l'a. : or. Ian ltace Strecl.Clneinuatl.Ohloj nil Monroe Street, Chicago, III.; M. N. Sixth St., St. Louis. Mil.; or, ll Main St., Springtleld, .Mass. 1 Xt 4in. .lohn Sliairuer, Jr. F. S. Zlegler. Theo. Huinel SHAFIWEK, ZIECJLElt & CO., SuuccsHors to SMAFFNKlt, ZMXJI.Fll S; CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, CkSovvn, 1SI!Ioiik, Kiisjviid'i'N, r n it 1: a i) ,v , a o mp, s, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AM) FANCY GOODS, No. :Xi. North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. AfeiitHfor J.nnctiHtcr Coinbs. 15A11CROFT & CO., Importers mid Jobbers of Staple, and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cansimores, Blankets, liiiii'UH, Whito Goods, Hosiery, Ac, Sun. 4Ui and 44)7 MA UK HI' STUFF. T, (Above Fourth, North Hide,) riilladvljihia. W. F. liOU I.I.IC, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, A H 1) Wtra w - Ci 1 h 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8ljl0 PHILADELPHIA. riiiladolphiii dvcitiseiiiciits. G'. ir. UVHSKLL, No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce, PHILADELPHIA, Importer and Dealvv in FlNb. WATCHES, French and American Clocks, GOLD JEWELRY AND SILVER-WARE. M.l'nrtlcular attention paid to Fine, Watch anil Clock Hepalring. -Agent for STKVFNS' I'ATHNT Tl'ItltKT CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock in the United Stales. oe- Inquiries by nial! (or Information regarding Clocks or Watches will be clicerfiiily answered. 1'hiladelphia, -l.UDlv W.W.Paul. H.L.Hood. D.J. Hoar. A. Trimble. WM. W. l'AUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 023 MnrketSt. nnd 014 Commerco Street, Philadelphia, Fcnn'a. F. 1). Miller. T. Itiekert. C. If. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., St'CCIiSSOUS TO (illAVItll.L & NKWCOMKI!, JIaniifaeturcrs nnd Wholesale Dealers In HATS, CAPS, FURS, HTBSAW-CiOOIJS, tVc, No. 319 Korth Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly lu WIVJ. H. tlEWNEDY, WITH EIvuJ5htlI & Oiaurilci, 11EAI.LKS IN Tobacco, Scfjars', &c, No. 2l"2 M A It K FT ST 1! I ) FT, J'HI I.ADKJ.l'lIIA, I'A. -A full Slock of theCeIebratrl Monitoh Na vy, always on hand. 1 Ii2 lylu V. B. METCALFE, WITH James Jlusscl & Co., W)iui.i:sai.i: Dkai.eiis in Tobacco and Cigars, So. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. - Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y Thomas Koms. A. .1. McConkky. ROBB & HcCONKEY, 4'cMciKttssion flon-IianlK, Anil 'Wliolesiilo Denleis in l.F.A F A N I) M A N L'FACT I.' 11 KD TOBaccoatcEGAnstc. No. V) North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Areli,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. HUM A. B. Cunningliain. J. H. Lewurs. J. S.tilclm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dealkus in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. i, NORTH FIFTH STUFF'!', lIIIIiAIi:i,lIIA. 32ol0 W. 11. J'llTJt. W. A. OlililBON. av. ir. l'li'ioit t 00., VAM FAI Tl ICKIIS OF Trunks, Valines, Travelling Eags, UMBRELLAS, &C, So. lOXorth Fourth Street, (In MercliaiitH' Hotel Building) VniLAmiLVUlA. SOLID SOI.K 1.FAT1I Fit TRUNKS A SI'IC C1A1TV. 4 1Slyll) H. li. TAYJLOK, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner of 2nd nnd Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa WHOLESALE uauucitD January 1, 1600, Philiidolpliiii Advertisements. Thomas Mooiie. h. H. Wkiish. ii ill JATI.Y IJI lItOvjh!l AND H E . P I T T E 1) ! 'THE UNION,' This flue Hotel Is located on Arch Street, lietween Third nnd Fourth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. MOOltlJ tt WFI1FU l'rofirietors. January 1, lstiD. Wholesale Dcalcr.s it) I FISH, j AND I !! viwionw, j 111 South Delaware Avenue, lielow Clicstnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Unities & (Vh Cnniird rrulls. W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Hanck. ATWOOD, ItAM'K & CO., CoitiiuisKiogi 33'r4'l!ans, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of l'icklcd and Salt 3. I W IT . No. 210 North Wharves, above )(ace Street, SlOtimfi 1'HILA DFLPIFTA , J'A. PATTERSON fit KEWLIN, WIioI(saI flrJroccrs, AM) C O M M I S S I O X 31 K 1! 0 II A N T S No. 120 AHCII STltFKT, l'hiladelpliia. The sale of Fggs, Seeds, Craln and Wool a soeeinitv. 31 - I'lease semi for n Clrculai 48 KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP. 1IOUS E K E P E II s will llnd the KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP A great help In cleaning their houses. It Is tli Original nnd Only Genuine I'alnt Cleaner nndltestorer, and will clean 111010 1'iiinl and do it better than nny other Sonn K v e r Made! It will clean and polish Marble. It. will clean nnd nrighten Fine lirass. Copper and all Mctatlc Ware, and will remove all I'alnl, I'ltch, Tar, (i reuse. Ink, Varnish or any other dirt .from the hands. It is the only Soap for cleanlim Windows or anv kind of FAKTUFKN WAKH. All other Soaps Chid are advertised to do the same are IMITATIONS of our Soap, and will not compare with Tllli VHKA T LAllOH SA VIXU KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP I M-Try It and you will like It. Ask for the 111 lien . 1 7t (iroccrs sell It. 11111 ih-ii . 1 vniiii n ioaii," and take 110 other. All FASTMAN&llltOOKK. m North Third Street, Philadelphia, Sole J'rojirirtort oik ifdmiiicliirem. OT- The above Is fnr stile by F. Mortimer Co. New liloonitleld, l'a. Ml.lin. liool s! Jiooks! Jiooks! PERKINPINE & HIGGINS, SC XOKTJl tVUJtril STKEKT, I'hiUulclphia, KV.V.V CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full nupply of the latest and best l.imiAitr Hooks from t lie lead lint Societies and 1'tiblishcrs. Wn 111:1 our selections with great care, and (juarantee til moral and rcllKious character of the books, cheer liilly exchanging any that may not be satisfactory, selling at I'ulilishers prices, and, wherever practi cable, making liberal discount to Schools. - A full assortinent of MUSIC HOOKS. K)Kll-r, QWHllnn unit Unmix llonkn. Maim, Med al. Uvmini (MrilH, lllai klKxiriln, JIIHr. Dii tlnn urii n, I rlijleate Jllank, Lilirary IH gMm, Herri'ttirlvit anil Niiiierinteivlr.iUi,' Jliudu, Mutton, fieri), lure ic. tin-en, iifimf ( K11.K Manual. ami everything new ami useful for Sabbath-school use kept on hand or supplied to order. Wo havo been engaged In this special branch or businchH for years past, and have nciulrcil an experience which we think our customers uniformly llnd hen ellelal to their Inlerests. A Descriptive and lllus tratcil Catalogue, containing names and prices of several thousand volumes, sent free tunny address on application. Philadelphia, April fi, 1K70. BANKING HOUSE Jay Cooko & Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH THIKD BTIiEET, Philadelphia, lll'ALF.llH IN ALL (JOVKRNMENT SIXTKITIKS. Old 5-2m Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOIt NEW. A LIBK.lt A L D1FFEUENCE ALLOWED. Conipoiiud InlcrCNt Nolci Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DErOSITB. tW COLF.CTION8 mado t STOCKS bought and iold on Commission. fif SPECIAL builneti ucomniodKtloiii r. served for LADIES. mm Tiiemlay, January 17, 1H71. HUMOROUS ITEMS. JBtit?" A yotttiej lady in I'.oston recently tried to do up her hair with a honcy-enmib to make it look "sweetly." XKiS " Mv llOV. what. llnn vnne D.ntKni. do for u living was nsked of a little bare footed urchin. " She cats cold vietualH, sir." SiiiT An nuctionccr, in a recent hnud hill, ndvertiftoa for mlo a larpe rjimntity of oil-paintings, " by hoiiic of the ancient masters of tlio day." Well, Mrs. Sniith." said 5Irs. Jones, " if I'm anything, I'm a Unitari an ; what religion nro you 'I" " J. ain't quite certain what thov calls it 1 nit. mv old man cays he sn vegetarian." BtatrAn Iriidinian who hud blistered his fingers hy endeavoring to draw on a pair of boots exclaimed. "1 believe 1 shall nev er get 'em on until I wear them n day or two." ' ftS'-Atthe Louisville depot a lady re cently alarmed every one by exelaim " 1 havo certainly got. tho cholera. It Wiis shortly decided however to bo eioliru-i'ii-fanttim, and was named Louis. fey !ig Sister ' () papa ! I must go and hear Nilsson. You know I'm so fond of music." Juvenile lirothor, tri umphantly. "Then why don't you let Hie play on my drum 1" fifef)" A lady, who had been reading law, is in the most fearful and agonizing doubts about (ho legality of her married condition. .She says, " lotteries are il legal, iuol marriage is the greatest lot tery in lifo." SfSflf you pass a house at ten o'clock at night and sec n young man and young lady standing inside the front door, and you hear something smack, like n horso pulling his foot out of the mud, then you can just bet all you've got that tho young man don't live there. CSS'-An exchange tells us that" iu Columbus City, Iowa, there is a young lady who boasts that her lover's collar almost goes around her waist." That's nothing there is a girl iu this place who has a lover whoso arm goes around her wai.-t but still she don't tell of it. Jfciyf-'aid tho psalmist, "He makcth my feet like hind's feet." A negro preacher read it "hen's feet," nnd pro ceeded to say, " Pat a hen in the lieu roost when it fall asleep tightens it's grip so's not to lull off; nnd dat's how true faith, my bredren, holds on to tho rock." Btiir The liberal hearted proprietor of a lager beer saloon recently lost his pocket book containing $(i00. It was found and returned by a young man and tho grati lied Teuton thus gave vent to his delight " Bob you is ono honest man. I tells you what I'll do ; I'll shako you fur do lag er." foa?"" I say, milkman, you givo your cows too much salt!" " Why, how do you know how much salt I givo them?" "I judgo from the appearance of tho milk, you havo brought us lately. Salt makes tho cows dry, and then they drink too much water that mukes their milk thin you know." BiSf Tho followiuj; is tho conclusion of uu epitaph on a tombstone in Kast Ten- ncsseo : " She lived a lifo of virtuo and died of the cholera morbus, caused by eat ing green fruit in the lull hope, of a bless ed immortality, at tho early uge of 21 years 7 months, and 10 days. Header, go thou and do likewise." BfSeeno at a meeting in l'roston,' Kngland : " Tak tin hat off," said one fellow in tho crowd to another iu front of him. "What fori1" " Why, aw cannot see." " Well, if aw tak my hat off thou'll bo worse off than ever. My yare is teen inches long, and it stands up straight. I've put my baton to keep it down." SziC A man who wanted to buy a horso asked a friend how to tell a horse's age. " By his teeth." was tho roply. The next day tho man went to a horso dealer, who showed a splendid black horse. Tho horse-hunter opened the animal's mouth and gave ono glance, and turned on his heel, " I don't want him." said he, he's thirty two years old." Ho had counted tho teeth! imrA man stopped ut u hotel at Pike's Peak, -and on settling his bill tho land lord charged him $7 a day for five days. " Pidn't you make a mistake V said tho guest. " No," said tho Jandlord. " You did," retorted tho wiry-looking follow; "you thought you cot nil tho money I had but you aro mistaken ; I havo n whole purso lull iu another pock et. Jwry Sir Johu Irwin wag u grout favor ite with Ueorgo th Third, who ouoe oU lerved to him : " They toll me, Sir John that you lovo a glass of wino." ' " Thoso," replied Irwin " who bo iu: formed your juujesty, have dono me u great injustice. They should havo said a bottle.' ,!!;.