The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, December 27, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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    QTljc Giimcs, New Dloomftel fJou '
PliUadelplil Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisement!. ! Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLER! A, STATIONERS.
MILLEIl ELDER,
Bookseller. aid stationers,
BLASK BOOK MA L4 CTUHKKS,
Ami DealeAin
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
No. 430, Market Siset,
31 PIOLADEliiIA, I'A.
CHARLES MARUK& CO.,
Wholes;!- Dealers in'
I3 ; i per, Jnx, Sc
Nos. 30, 32, and J
, South Sixth Street
PHI LAD
Will A, J'J.
. Paper any Size
Velght, Color and iualily
made to order, a't shoriiolice.
lOlj-41
SOWER, RAINES & POTTS,
Booksellers
And
0 URTA1
& St at loners.
filers in
LL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market
irai Minor Streets,
. PI11LADJL
vm a, pa.
OS. Publishers of sl
lers' New Headers, and
isrooks' Arithmetics,
the United States, Felt
Iso, Robert's History ot
s Outline Maps, &o.
BLASI
ItOOKS
Always on hand,
l made to Order. 3H
LOCItl
AX'S
Wi'itin
lliilcl !
THIS FLUID Is warrai-d EQUAL to Aunoi.d's,
and is sold at lnueiess price. Tim money
will be refunded to thosc'lying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory
VI. For safe by F. iMoriier, New ISloomlleld.
MILLER & EnEIl,
. hole Vnts,
) Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Glass and teensware.
A. L. Kaub I J. E. Fkeymike.
KALIS & FtYMIItK,
iMPOltTEKS AKD&DIiKRS OP
Chin si , x 1 n h s
AND
QUEENSYA11E,
301 and 303, Cherry St., betn Arch & Race,
PIIILADELl'lA.
ID" Constantly on hand, tiglnal Assorted
Packages. 1 13. U. ly 10
MISCELLANEiUS.
PUMPS! 1 PUMPS!
FOR PURE WTER, USE
THE CKt.ETED
CLCUMiJife rum
Made of wild Cudihcr nwl i-n.
tlrely tastelex, dimAaml rellaHe;
the good old-fashionuwoodcn pump,
made by machinentand thereloro
perfect and accurate)) all its parts,
raising an equal aiiimt of wiiter,
and costing less than lf the money.
Easily arranged so to bo ton
freezing, and in consletion soum
ple that any one canht it vp nnil
keep it in repair. ,Alr thorough
trial it is acknowledgtfho
Best and Clapest '
CHARLES G. BLATcAlCY,
Mani.Vjtuhkr.
B. Olllce and Ware-room, i j
Nos. 624 and Bint Filbert (Vet.
4 15 61116I I P1IILADELIJA, pA.
"These Pumps can be ordered oftie Itanu
Ucturcr, or F. Mortimer & Co., New lkimeld.
Hardware, Cc.
LLOID, SUPPLEE, & WALtX,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOtSE,
623 Market Street, l
riiUadelpra.
1 I
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White lieart ami Color
MANUFACTURERS,
N'os, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Al'CLL STOCK, of everlhiiiR connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiTer in
ducements to buyers, and .makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. Stf.
SAVES L1BOK !
Saves Time !
' SAVES 3IOXI2Y !
-yy-AiNKiGirr & co s
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found tho best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
BFor sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Hlooinlleld. Pa. 317
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths, J
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and IVillou Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1S69.
" OUR FATHER'S HOUSE ;"
on,
Tlio Unwritten "Wove I.
l!y Daniel March, D. !., author of tho pop
"Nmht Scenes." This master in thought and
mlar
lan-
gmiKO, shows us untold riches and beauties In the
Great House, with its Blooming (lowers. Singing
birds. Waving palms. Rolling clouds, Rcaiitilul
bow. Sacred mountains. Delightful rivers. Mighty
oceans. Thundering voices. Blazing heavens and
vast universe with countless beings In millions of
worlds, nod reads to us in each the Unwritten
Word. Rose-tinted paper, ornate engravings ami
superb binding. "Rich and varied In thought."
"Chaste." "Easy and graceful In style." "Cor
roct, pure and elevating in Its tendency." "Beau
tiful and good." "A household treasure." Com
mendations like the alKive from College Presidents
and Professors, ministers ot all denominations,
and the religious and secular press all over the
country, lis freshness, purity of language, with
clear open type, fln steel engravings, substantial
biiulingand low price, making it the Ixxilc fur the
tnnHieii, Agents are selling from 50 to 100 per
ween.
We want Clergymen, School Teachers, smart ac
tive young men and ladies to Introduce 1 lie work
for us in every township, and wo will nay literally.
No intelligent man or woman need be without a
paying business.
Send for circular, full description, and terms.
Address
ZIKGLKR & McCURDY, 16 8. Sixth Street, Phila
delphia, Pa. ; or, 13'.) Race Street, Clncinnati.Ohio;
t Monroe nireei, i;mcago, in. ; atu ii.imxiiim.,
St. Louis. Mo.; or, Wi Main St., Springlield,
DRY GOODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS
John StialTncr, Jr. E. S. Zieglcr. Theo. Runiel
SHAFFXER, ZIEOLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIKGLEK V CO.,
Importers and 1-e.iiers in
Hosiery,
tA loves,
millions,
Suspenders,
run e a d s, u o m i: s,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 3d, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BANCROFT & CO.,
Importers nml Jobber
Ot Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. m and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
IMiiladelpliia.
Jioofs, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F.D.Miller. T. Rickert. c. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKE11T & CO.,
SUCCF.WOHS TO
GRAYBIU. & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FUKS,
STKAW-UOGUN, Ve.,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
w. i Eioisi,s;n.
JOBBEIi IN
Hats, Caps, Etirs,
, A Ml
JS 1 1 L W - Cor il f-i ,
153 XOP.TI1 THIRD STREET,
3'JlylO PHILADELPHIA .
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WUOLESALI!
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
623 Market St. and Gli Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
G. W. IiVSSFLL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Healer lit
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
t1-Particular attention paid to Fino Watch
and Clock Repairing.
Agent for STEVENS' PATENT TURRET
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock iu the
United Stales.
- Inquiries by mail for information regarding
Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, 43101 y
W. 11. FlI'Klt. W. A. OlllllSON.
W. TI. PIl101l V CO.,
MANUrACTUnUIIS OF
Trunks, Valisos, Travolling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants Hotel Building)
nilLADKLFHIA .
n SOLID SOLE LEATHER TRUNKS A SPE
CIAITY. 4181yl0
WHOLESALE
January 1, 1809.
TOBACCO SUGARS AC.
WM, H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill A Chandler,
DEALEltS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &c.
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
rillLADELnilA, 1A.
A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on hand. 4 32 lylo
W. E. METCALFE,
WITH
James llusscl & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
Xo. 11, South. Front Street,
. Philadelphia.
Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merelianls,
And Wholesale Dealers in
f.EAF AND M AN UFACT U RED
TOBACCOS, SEGABS, SC.
No. .') North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PII1LA DEL I'll I A , PA.
lOUtf
A. B. Cunnluglmm. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Gleim
Cunningham, Gleini & Co.,
"Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
4
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
IJ B E 1H E .
32310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. I. EiM;iET & JtlCO 'S,
Wliolcsiilo Dealers in
FISH,
Clioeso
AND
Provisions
114 South Delaware Avennp,
Below ChcstnntSt.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ucddes & C'o's Canned Fralts.
1041tf
S. 15. TAYJ.OIS,
win
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and' Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwoop.
Isaac W. Hanck.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
(oiiiiuissiou SIcrelianlN,
AND 1
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
I?1 I II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 Cni6 PIIILA DELPHI A , PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Oroecrs,
AND
COMMISSION MEHCIIANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
- The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a specialty. si
Please send for a Circular. 48
' HUMOROUS ITEMS.
tier ' Necessity knows no law." Well
necessity is like a great many lawyers.
iaT" Advice to an editor is like wit to
a millionaire, or modesty in a ballot
dancer, a httlo ot it coes a great way.
t&" " 'Tis Athe." as the girl said when
a gentleman told her she had beautiful
hair.
i&" " Are you the mate of tho ship?"
asking an emigrant of the cook, who was
an Irishman. " No sir," was the answer.
I'm the in a n that cooks the matt."
WS What is the difference between
an uncleanly servant and a chicken.
Why none, because one is a foul domestic
the otiier a domestic lowl.
J"" To hide money from a loafer you
must put it in his pocket that would be
the last place ho would think of looking
for it.
A lad who had borrowed a dic
tionary to read, relumed it after having
got through, with tho remark: "It was
wery nice reading, but itsoiuehow changed ,
the bubject werry often."
JJST A lady was urged by some friends
to marry u widower, and as an argument
they hjk kc of his two beautiful children.
" Children, replied the lady, " are like
toothpicks a person wants her own."
JJAt) exchange says: "It is not
good tm-te lor a gentleman to stay after 10
o'clock when visiting a young lady." We
never noticed any d.Ucienec it) the taste.
It tasted good all the time.
55"" A man made application for an in
surance on a building in a small village,
whcie (here was no fire engine. In an
swer to the question, "What are the fa
cilities lor extinguishing fires," he wrote,
" it i(u')ih fonif'fii'ex..'
J5ar" A gentleman seeing an Irishman
removing an embankment from a dwell
ing, inquired : " J atric-k, what are you
doing '(" " I am opening (he cellar win
dow, to be sure." " .! nd what are you
doing that for ?" "May it plaise your
honor." said Patrick, "to let out the
dark."
Jteaty-One of the German clothing deal
ere in I'ullai-t. ie., recently sold a man a
pair of boots A few days ultcrwaids tho
man returned with them, and said that
ho went i.ut into the barn-yard lo woik
where it was a little wet. and the soles
came oil". " Mine Got, mine friend, you
didn't ought to walk round to dem. Day
ish cavalry boots, made to ride mit !"
a&Tlicv. Mr. II of L
tells the following good story: During
tho late war, the Dutch Surgeon of a
Pennsylvania regiment, became exasper
ated against Geueral S- and vented
his angry feelings in these words: "Gott
im llimuiel! I don't vant tersay any-
dings against Shcneral S but I vish
der Lord vanted 'im."
Bap Just as a traveller was writing his
name on the register of a Leavenworth,
Kansas hotel, a bed-bug appeared, and
took its way across the page. The man
paused, and remarked : " I've been bled
by St. Joe fleas, bitten by Kansas City
spiders, aud interviewed by Fort Scott
graybacks, but I'll be d d if I was ever
in a place before, where the bed-bugs
looked over the hotel register to find out
where your room was.
SST A jealous New Orleans lover, who
is captain of a schooner, arrived iu port
early the other morning, and hastened to
find his lady love. On the way ho thought
he saw her talking to ' another fellow.
His first impulse was to kill him on the
spot, but ho ouly rushed up frantically
and tore them asunder, and was soou pro
ceeding to rend his rival piecemeal, when
he discovered his mistake. It was some
body else's lover and somebody else. Ilis
apology to a policeman wouldn't do, and
ho had to tell his love story the next
morning very pathetically in order to get
away from the Recorder.
As a matter of duty, and at the
same time with a feeling of pleasure, we
welcome to the Drawer a merchant of
Boston, who, visiting tho city, took oc
casion to make inquiry in regard to the
standing of a person, who applied to him,
for credit, and he was assured that the
party was doing a . good business, was a
member ot tho Common Council, etc.
" Hut," said the persevering Dostonian,
" Is ho honest ?"
" Honest !" exclaimed the interrogated.
" Why, his honesty has been proved
better than that of any man in New York,
for he has been twice tried for siealing,
and escaped both times "Hotjn'.