The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, December 13, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia AdYertiscments.
BOOKSELLERS A STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationer,
BLANK HOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL IA1KII,
No. 430, Market Street,
SI PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA. '
- Paper any Mm, Weight, Color and Quality.
Made to order, at short notice.'
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
ISooIiNcllcr & Stationers,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
tho United States, Kelton's Outline Maps, &c.
IILAXK 11 O O I H
Always on hand, and niado to Order. 31t
I,OS3IA3'S
Writing; U'luitl !
THIS FLUID is warranted KQUAL to Ahnoj-d's,
and is sold at inuuh less price. 'J'lio money
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
S- For sale by 1 Mortimer, New liloomllcld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street.
J3031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queens ware.
A. L. Kaub J. E. Fkeymirk.
EC A II It & FitYMiitE,
Importers and Jobbers or
C li i n a , Gr 1 ;i h s
AND '
QUEEN S W ARE,
SOI and S03, Cherry St., betweon Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID Constantly on band, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS !
PUMPS t
FOH PUKE WATKK, USE ,
TUB CELERltATBD
CUCUJII5EU PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely taKtcle, tluralile and reUalde ;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate in all Its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and eostiiiR less than half the money.
Hasily arranged so as to be nou
freezing, and In construction so si in
tile that any one can put it up and
'eeep it in repair. After thorough
trial It Is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES G. BLATCIILKY,
MANUKACrilKEH.
ta. UlUce and Ware-room, ?
Nos. 624 and 626 Filbert Street,
4 15 61116I PHILADELPHIA, PA.
9f These Pumps can be ordered of the Mrxnu
lacturer, or K. Mortimer Si Co., New IMooniheld. ,
Hardware, c.
LLOYD,' SUPPLEE, & WALTON,"
- WHOLESALE r ,.,
HARDWARE HOUSE,
625 Market Street. ,"".
Philadelphia.
Si
f if
Philadelphia Adrcrtiscmcnts.
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas "& Co.,
Sole and
Tim ONLY
MANUFACTUKEU3
OF THIS
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White tead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
wright & siddall,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
AFUU, STOCK of everthln? connected with
tho business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. '
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES IjAISOR !
Saves Time !
SAVES MONEY !
yyAINKIGHT Si CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found tho hest in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
V. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New BloomUeld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjlHTS Is what everybody who has used It says of
NESMITII'S LINIMENT.
For Rheumatic Pains It will give instant relief
and effect a permanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy In the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
gold.
Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317
14. For sale by V. Mortimer Si Co.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
C2RAYKII,I, & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment ot
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1369.
W. 1L Pipbb. '; W. A. Orbibon.
w.' ii. rirEii fc co.,
MANUyACTDUKRS OF J
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C, -
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
In Merchants' Hotel Building) j : i
PHILADELPHIA.
HOMD HOLE LEATHER TltUNKS A SPE
CIALTY. - I . v . - 4l81y 10 - '
Philadelphia .Advertisements.
DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS
John ShalTner, Jr. E. S. Zlcglcr. Tlieo. Kumel
SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER &C0.,
Successors to
SHAFFNEK, ZIEGliEB & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
Gloves,
Ilibboii,
ftuspeiiders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth', North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
. D. Miller.
T. Kickcrt.
C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSOKS TO
GRAYISH,!. & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesalo Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, EURS,
STRAW-GOODS, &c,
No. 349 North. Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOHI,i:it,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stra vv - G- o o d w
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. I,. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLBSALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
TQRADnURY'S AND OTHER
1'IAWOS.
jaytor A Farley's and E. P. Necdham & Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA
G. W. ItUSSJSLL,
No. 21 North Sixth Street, opposlto Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
rartlcnlar attention paid to Fine Wafch
and Clouk Repairing.
Agent for STEVENS' PATENT TURRET
CLOCK, the best aud cheapest Turret Clock in the
United States.
W Inquiries by mall for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully auswered.
Philadelphia. 43101y
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
i 2Jnarr I. 186'J.' i
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill & Chandler,
DRALER8 IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
PnirAUELPDIA, PA.
O A full Stock of the Celebrated MONITOR NA
VY, always on hand. 4 32 lylo
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James Jltissel & Co.,
Wholksai.k Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SEGABS, &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
lOlltf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glclm
Cunningham, Gleini & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
rmiiADixniiA.
82310
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. P. IOIGIIT A ISKO'g
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH,
Choose
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Bolow Chestnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Gcddcs & Co's' Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. B. TAYLOll,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch StreetT,
. Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOD, RANCH & CO.,
CoiumlMlou Ilcrcliants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
1 I s n ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
340 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers, '
AND
COM MISS ION-MERC II A NTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
hlease lend for Circular.
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HUMOROUS ITEMS.
S& Which side of the street do you
ive on, Mrs. Kippel ?" "On either side,
sir. If you go ono way it's on the left;
it yo go the other way it s on the right.
JP3 Col. Susan B. Anthony lias been
speaking a good deal lately, aud has
caught what is called " minister s sore
throat." She has never been able, how
ever, to catch the minister himself.
IS?" A Davenport. Iowa paper tells of a
colored man who wnscaught in the gear
in'' of a brick machine, and crushed to a
jelly. Tho negroes arc trying to sell tha
remains ot the deceased as blackberry
jam.
I-"Well, my child,'' said a lady
teacher of a Sunday School class one
bun day, "I am pleased to see you are
getting to be a better boy." " Why,
miss, said the lad, with grave earnest
ness, " I ain't been sick."
S& Two Irishmen, travelinp, were
robbed and tied in tho woods. One in
despair cried, "Och, I'm undone." 4,Och,
you're undone 1" said the other, " Faix I
then, I wish you d come and undo me I ,
JSyToui, twitting Sam on the extraor
dinary size of his "understanding," said
to him :
" You must take cold easily, Sam ; I
should think you would be sick nearly all
the time."
"How so?" asked Sam.
" Why," replied Tom, " because there
is bo much of you on the ground."
John," said a muster to his ap
prentice, as he was about starting on a
journey, "you must occupy tny place
while 1 am absent.
" Thank you sir," demurely replied
John ; '' I would rather sleep with the
boys."
" You haven't got such a thing as a
pair of old trousers, have you ?"
" No, my niiiu," sairl the meieliiint, " I
don't keep my wardrobe in my counting
houce." " Whore do you live?" rejoined 1'at,
"and I'll call in the morning lor the
ould pair you've fiut on 't"
J?r Mrs.' Turlington, on reading mi
account of a schooner having her jib
booin carried away in Long Island Sound
one-night, recently, wondered "why peo
ple would leave such lliiugx out o' doors
uights. to bo stolen, when there were so
many bugler about, filtering everything
they could lay their bauds to." '
JBAn advertiser in an English news
paper, ofl'ered for n small umitt.incc. to
explain how a grent deal of money might
bo saved. A too confiding gentleman
sent tho required sniouut, and received
the following directions: "Never pay
a boy to look after your shadow h lo
you climb a tree to look into the middle
of next week."
A queer looking genius inserted
his head into an auction store, in 1 hilu
delphia, a few nights since, and thus ad
dressed the knight of the Hummer:
"Sir, can 1 bid 1"'
" Certainly," replied the auctioneer.
" Then," said the wag, " 1 bid you
good-night," and walked off.
WS3" Thens is a little railroad ne.ir
Bayou SiajTousiana, that runs to Wood
ville ou a very uncertain schedule. . A
stranger came in the other day add in
quired how often the steam-car mado
trips to the country. The party interro
gated said, " tri-weekly." "U hat do 'y..ii
mean by tri-wcekl) ?" The answer wns,
" Tt goes up one week aud tries to me
down the next week."
JJSyTho following verdict was render
ed in Calhoun county, Illinois Kunierx
Verdict Wo. the jurys, find the ilect m d
man kum to his death from the hum. of
sum unbeknown person, with u unlaw
ful iron weeping named n'axo w (h a
hickory handle; which unlawful 1 Keep
ing was used with dedly intent to kill tho
killed Ded Man. V. S e, the f.,iw.
and undersigned jnrys, hopefully heU vo
that the l)ed Jlan was beheaded 1 tho
sed Axe.
JWaT Two ladies, in New York, vein
talking about the t-parrows and their um.
fuluess in ridding the city of the ri,iii.t r
worms, which used to bo such u nui.i.n.
One said the noisy chirping f f the spar
row in the morning, when she wanted to
sleep, was as great an evil as the worms ;
the other disagreed. Jut then a entle
uian entered, and was appealed to.: '
"Mr. A., which do you think is the
worst worms or sparrows ?"
" I don't know ; I never had tho (spar
rows," he replied.