7 Philadelphia AdYertiscments. BOOKSELLERS A STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationer, BLANK HOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL IA1KII, No. 430, Market Street, SI PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ' - Paper any Mm, Weight, Color and Quality. Made to order, at short notice.' SOWER, BARNES & POTTS, ISooIiNcllcr & Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of tho United States, Kelton's Outline Maps, &c. IILAXK 11 O O I H Always on hand, and niado to Order. 31t I,OS3IA3'S Writing; U'luitl ! THIS FLUID is warranted KQUAL to Ahnoj-d's, and is sold at inuuh less price. 'J'lio money will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not prove entirely satisfactory. S- For sale by 1 Mortimer, New liloomllcld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street. J3031 Philadelphia. Glass and Queens ware. A. L. Kaub J. E. Fkeymirk. EC A II It & FitYMiitE, Importers and Jobbers or C li i n a , Gr 1 ;i h s AND ' QUEEN S W ARE, SOI and S03, Cherry St., betweon Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ID Constantly on band, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ly 10 MISCELLANEOUS. PUMPS ! PUMPS t FOH PUKE WATKK, USE , TUB CELERltATBD CUCUJII5EU PUMP Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tirely taKtcle, tluralile and reUalde ; the good old-fashioned wooden pump, made by machinery, and therefore perfect and accurate in all Its parts, raising an equal amount of water, and eostiiiR less than half the money. Hasily arranged so as to be nou freezing, and In construction so si in tile that any one can put it up and 'eeep it in repair. After thorough trial It Is acknowledged the Best and Cheapest. CHARLES G. BLATCIILKY, MANUKACrilKEH. ta. UlUce and Ware-room, ? Nos. 624 and 626 Filbert Street, 4 15 61116I PHILADELPHIA, PA. 9f These Pumps can be ordered of the Mrxnu lacturer, or K. Mortimer Si Co., New IMooniheld. , Hardware, c. LLOYD,' SUPPLEE, & WALTON," - WHOLESALE r ,., HARDWARE HOUSE, 625 Market Street. ,"". Philadelphia. Si f if Philadelphia Adrcrtiscmcnts. DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. John Lucas "& Co., Sole and Tim ONLY MANUFACTUKEU3 OF THIS IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Puro White tead and Color MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. wright & siddall, Wholesale Druggists AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. AFUU, STOCK of everthln? connected with tho business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. ' Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. SAVES IjAISOR ! Saves Time ! SAVES MONEY ! yyAINKIGHT Si CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found tho hest in use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. V. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New BloomUeld, Pa. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold! rjlHTS Is what everybody who has used It says of NESMITII'S LINIMENT. For Rheumatic Pains It will give instant relief and effect a permanent cure in a short time. It is also the best remedy In the World for Cuts, Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any scar. All who have tried it, say no family should be without it, for it is worth its weight in gold. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317 14. For sale by V. Mortimer Si Co. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. C2RAYKII,I, & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment ot Wood and Willow Ware, No. 343, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1369. W. 1L Pipbb. '; W. A. Orbibon. w.' ii. rirEii fc co., MANUyACTDUKRS OF J Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags, UMBRELLAS, &C, - No. 40 North Fourth Street, In Merchants' Hotel Building) j : i PHILADELPHIA. HOMD HOLE LEATHER TltUNKS A SPE CIALTY. - I . v . - 4l81y 10 - ' Philadelphia .Advertisements. DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS John ShalTner, Jr. E. S. Zlcglcr. Tlieo. Kumel SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER &C0., Successors to SHAFFNEK, ZIEGliEB & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, Gloves, Ilibboii, ftuspeiiders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth', North Side,) Philadelphia. Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. . D. Miller. T. Kickcrt. C. II. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., SUCCESSOKS TO GRAYISH,!. & NEWCOMER, Manufacturers and Wholesalo Dealers In HATS, CAPS, EURS, STRAW-GOODS, &c, No. 349 North. Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly 10 W. F. KOHI,i:it, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, Stra vv - G- o o d w 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. I,. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLBSALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 023 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. TQRADnURY'S AND OTHER 1'IAWOS. jaytor A Farley's and E. P. Necdham & Son's ORGANS AND MELODEONS. WM. O. FISCHER, General Wholesale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA G. W. ItUSSJSLL, No. 21 North Sixth Street, opposlto Commerce, PHILADELPHIA, Importer and Dealer in FINE WATCHES, French and American Clocks, GOLD JEWELRY AND SILVER-WARE. rartlcnlar attention paid to Fine Wafch and Clouk Repairing. Agent for STEVENS' PATENT TURRET CLOCK, the best aud cheapest Turret Clock in the United States. W Inquiries by mall for Information regarding Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully auswered. Philadelphia. 43101y WHOLESALE GROCERS i 2Jnarr I. 186'J.' i Philadelphia Advertisements. TOBACCO SECARS AC. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Hemphill & Chandler, DRALER8 IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c, No. 222 MARKET STREET, PnirAUELPDIA, PA. O A full Stock of the Celebrated MONITOR NA VY, always on hand. 4 32 lylo W. B. METCALFE, WITH James Jltissel & Co., Wholksai.k Dealers in Tobacco and Cigars, No. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merchants, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED TOBACCOS, SEGABS, &C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lOlltf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glclm Cunningham, Gleini & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, rmiiADixniiA. 82310 CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. . P. IOIGIIT A ISKO'g Wholesale Dealers in FISH, Choose AND Provisions, 114 South Delaware Avenne, Bolow Chestnnt St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Gcddcs & Co's' Canned Fruits. 1041tf S. B. TAYLOll, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch StreetT, . Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranch. ATWOOD, RANCH & CO., CoiumlMlou Ilcrcliants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt 1 I s n , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 340 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Grocers, ' AND COM MISS ION-MERC II A NTS No. 120 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool hlease lend for Circular. 4 HUMOROUS ITEMS. S& Which side of the street do you ive on, Mrs. Kippel ?" "On either side, sir. If you go ono way it's on the left; it yo go the other way it s on the right. JP3 Col. Susan B. Anthony lias been speaking a good deal lately, aud has caught what is called " minister s sore throat." She has never been able, how ever, to catch the minister himself. IS?" A Davenport. Iowa paper tells of a colored man who wnscaught in the gear in'' of a brick machine, and crushed to a jelly. Tho negroes arc trying to sell tha remains ot the deceased as blackberry jam. I-"Well, my child,'' said a lady teacher of a Sunday School class one bun day, "I am pleased to see you are getting to be a better boy." " Why, miss, said the lad, with grave earnest ness, " I ain't been sick." S& Two Irishmen, travelinp, were robbed and tied in tho woods. One in despair cried, "Och, I'm undone." 4,Och, you're undone 1" said the other, " Faix I then, I wish you d come and undo me I , JSyToui, twitting Sam on the extraor dinary size of his "understanding," said to him : " You must take cold easily, Sam ; I should think you would be sick nearly all the time." "How so?" asked Sam. " Why," replied Tom, " because there is bo much of you on the ground." John," said a muster to his ap prentice, as he was about starting on a journey, "you must occupy tny place while 1 am absent. " Thank you sir," demurely replied John ; '' I would rather sleep with the boys." " You haven't got such a thing as a pair of old trousers, have you ?" " No, my niiiu," sairl the meieliiint, " I don't keep my wardrobe in my counting houce." " Whore do you live?" rejoined 1'at, "and I'll call in the morning lor the ould pair you've fiut on 't" J?r Mrs.' Turlington, on reading mi account of a schooner having her jib booin carried away in Long Island Sound one-night, recently, wondered "why peo ple would leave such lliiugx out o' doors uights. to bo stolen, when there were so many bugler about, filtering everything they could lay their bauds to." ' JBAn advertiser in an English news paper, ofl'ered for n small umitt.incc. to explain how a grent deal of money might bo saved. A too confiding gentleman sent tho required sniouut, and received the following directions: "Never pay a boy to look after your shadow h lo you climb a tree to look into the middle of next week." A queer looking genius inserted his head into an auction store, in 1 hilu delphia, a few nights since, and thus ad dressed the knight of the Hummer: "Sir, can 1 bid 1"' " Certainly," replied the auctioneer. " Then," said the wag, " 1 bid you good-night," and walked off. WS3" Thens is a little railroad ne.ir Bayou SiajTousiana, that runs to Wood ville ou a very uncertain schedule. . A stranger came in the other day add in quired how often the steam-car mado trips to the country. The party interro gated said, " tri-weekly." "U hat do 'y..ii mean by tri-wcekl) ?" The answer wns, " Tt goes up one week aud tries to me down the next week." JJSyTho following verdict was render ed in Calhoun county, Illinois Kunierx Verdict Wo. the jurys, find the ilect m d man kum to his death from the hum. of sum unbeknown person, with u unlaw ful iron weeping named n'axo w (h a hickory handle; which unlawful 1 Keep ing was used with dedly intent to kill tho killed Ded Man. V. S e, the f.,iw. and undersigned jnrys, hopefully heU vo that the l)ed Jlan was beheaded 1 tho sed Axe. JWaT Two ladies, in New York, vein talking about the t-parrows and their um. fuluess in ridding the city of the ri,iii.t r worms, which used to bo such u nui.i.n. One said the noisy chirping f f the spar row in the morning, when she wanted to sleep, was as great an evil as the worms ; the other disagreed. Jut then a entle uian entered, and was appealed to.: ' "Mr. A., which do you think is the worst worms or sparrows ?" " I don't know ; I never had tho (spar rows," he replied.