The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, December 06, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS A STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers lu
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430, Market Street,
81 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice.
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Booksellers A Stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
. Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Kobert's History ol
the United States, Kelton's Outline Maps, &c.
IS I, AX It BOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
LOOOIAX'S
Writing- JFlnicl !
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Abnold's,
and is sold at much loss price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, If it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
KSUKor sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlteld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queenatvare.
A. L. Kaub J. E. Frbtmirb.
KAUB & FRYMIRE,
Impoktbrb asd Jobbers or
C li i u u , O 1 s i, s s
AND
QUEEN S WARE,
01 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 8. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS!
riMrs j
FOlt PUKE WATER, USE
THB CELEBRATED
CUCUMBER PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, on
tlrely tMMrM, dtiralAe and reliable;
the uood old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate In all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and costing less than half the money.
Easily arranged so as to be non
freezlnc, and in construction sosim
nle that any one can nut it up and
keep it in repair. After thorough
trial it is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest. 1
3 HP I CIIAKI.ES O. BLATC1ILEY,
mi " H T' i Manufacturer.
; t
M. Ofllee and Ware-room, '
Nos. 624 and 626 Filbert Street,
4i5 6m61 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WThese Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Bloomneld.
Hardware, Jte.
v IXOO), SUPPLEE, A , WALTON,
, ,WH01E8ALH t .. . . , n
HARDWARE HOUSE,
JU. fa Market Street, ' 1
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia AdTortisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sore and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTUKEHS
OF THB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
While jLctul and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A PULL STOCK of cverthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES LIBOR !
Saves Time !
SAVES MONEY!
"YyAINKIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving In wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
a. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomneld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjMIIS Is what everybody who has used it says of
NESHITII'S LINIMENT.
For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief
and effect a iicrmanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy In the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
gold.
. Try a bottle of it 1 No cure, No Pay. 317
9- For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
ORAYBIIJT, & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1869.
W. II. PlPBtt.
3 i, W. A. Obdjson.
' w: ii. piper &c co.;
MAKUFACTPHKRS OF t J
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags,
UMDRELLAS, &C.; i
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Jlotel Building)
' thilahelfhia.
V SOLID SOLK LEATJIElt TRUJf K8 A 8PK
CI ALT Y. . 4 18 1 J 18
if
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John ShafTner, Jr. K. 8. Zicgler. Thco. Rumel
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
81IAFFNEK, ZIKGLEIl & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
Gloves,
Ribbons,
Suspenders,
T II READS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MAHKET STKEET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats ami Caps,
F. D. Miller.
T. Kickert.
C. H. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
GBAYBILL & NEWCOMEK,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
stimw-(;oois, Ac,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10 ,
W. F. KOIILER,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Straw - G- o o tlH t
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly .10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
A. Trimblo.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADBUKY'8 AND OTIIEB
PIASfOS.
laylor 4 Farley and E. P. Ncedham & Son'
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. G. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
8 42 6m. ' PHILADELPHIA
G. W. ltUSSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AMD
SILVER-WARE.
.Particular attention paid to FIno Watch
and Clock HepulrluK. -
-A(fent for STEVENS' PATENT TURRET
CLOCK, the best aud cheapest Turret Clock in the
UllimU bUbCEl,
" Inquiries by mall for information regardin
BE
vi Tt win tv us u uuuuriuiiy u ii swore
Mltllfwlultthln illnlu
WHOLESALE
..tC
V. . . GROCERS
Jaauary 1, 1869.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill & Chandler,
SKALEKS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
rnii,AD:KL,riiiA, ta,
S- A full Stock of the relehr.ited Monitor N i.
tt, always on hand. 4 32 lylo
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH.
James Mussel & Co.,
Wholksalb Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
ARonts for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 22 ly
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkkt.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Jlorehants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
tobaccos, mm, sc
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. n. Lewarg. J. 8. Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. i, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
1IIII,AIEI.PIIIA.
83310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. I KXIGIIT & BRO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH,
Cheese
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Geddcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. B. TATIOB, f
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch StreetT,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.
IflAAO W. KANCK.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
F I S H ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
840 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale CJrocers,
AND ' ,. .
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET, ' ' '
i FMladelphial .'
. kw Beed- Grln "a wool
- "j-s r'' ... . . w
' fleai tend for Circular.
HUII0B0US ITEMS.
'IbVAs a Rnpnimon nf cVinrf Inttora tha
following are hard to beat :
"Lear son, como home a rolling
stone gathers no moss. Your affectionate
mother." " Dear mother. T won't inmo
home a setting "hen never gets fat.
jcour aucctionato son."
16?" John was thoucht to be verr
stupid. lie was sent to a mill one day.
and tho miller said " John, some people
sny vou,re a fool I Now,.tell me what you
do know, and what you don't know."
" Well," replied John, " I know that the
miller's hogs are fat." " Yes, that's well,
John I JNow, what don't you know ?" " I
don't know whose corn fattens 'em."
t&" A eoodstorv is told of a nhvsicinn
t t j
who was called upon to visit a sick man.
aucr ne nau nimselt taken a drop or two
too much. Arrived at the bedside ha
fumbled over his patient a little, and at
nist got noia ot his own pulse which he
icic ior a minute or two, and then, with
customary medical gravity remarked,
" Well, there's nothinsr much matter wi'
you only a little drunk 1 Jist got' bed n
sleep little'n you'll be all right 1"
l A lawyer who was some times for
getful, having been engaged to plead the
cause ot an offender, began by saying : "I
know the prisoner at tho bar, and he
bears tho character of being a most con
summate and impudent scoundrel. Here
somebody whispered to him that the
prisoner was his client when he immedi
ately continued : " But what great and
good man ever lived who was not calum
niated by many of his. contemporaries ?"
1ST" An inquisitively inclined gentle
man, of Chester. Conn., was. thn nthnp
day walking over the Valley railroad at
TT.JJ - I I . . ...
nauueni, ana oDservea a singular-looking
flask lying, under a tree. To satisfy his
curiosity, he picked it up and looked at
it; held it up and smelled it; and finally
shook it. and asked a
have charge, " What is it?" " Only Ni-
iro-uriycenne r xne nask was noticed to
be VerV CGDtlv laid down. And a man vena
also seen vanishing in the distance.
JJ A voung married couple in a west
ern town lately began housekeping, and
the first purchases of the head of the fam
ly at a grocery were : Five cents' worth of
soda, five cents' worth of salt, two cents'
worth of pepper, one cent's worth of
chewing-gum and twelve cents' worth of
soap. Tbe bill amounted to twenty-five
cents, and was paid by the young Benedict
in specie, and as ho left the store he re
marked to the clerk that " keeping house
was cheaper than boarding."
OSf "Wall," the old lady began, "my
dear, some people have Very curious no
tions about gettin' religion. There's my
neighbor, Deacon Jake Sniffin, who's ma
kin' a fortune a tradin' horses. Wall, he
thought he'd 'sperienced a change of
heart, but he didn't want to 'sperience a
change of business. That was touchiu'
a tender p'int might interfere with pro
fits, you know. So he thought he'd con-
suit with Deacon Aminidab Tweedle.who
kept store and did up the sugar and whis
ky over night. 'Now look a here; you
don' s'pose Brother Tweedle,' he began
drawling the words through his nose
' you don' B'pose them little stories, sort
o' lies like, that you and I tell in the way
of trade, will be reckoned up again us at
the day o' Judgement? Sarcumstanced
as we air, we can't help it, you know.
I don't s'pose it'll make no difference at
all in the sight o' the Lord, long's the
heart's all right; now does it, brother
m ii on '
j. weecuer
Odd Scene at a Funeral.
At the funeral of a young man in,
Des Moines, recently, the' services for
the dead took place at the dwelling of the .
parents. After a most pathetio address,
which brought tears from the eyes of
all the young ladies present, the minister
inquired if any of the dear friends of
the deceased wished to say anything ou ;
this solemn occasion. A stranger here "
stepped forward, and after expressing '
sympathy with the friends of the deceas
ed, remarked that the ways of Providence
were insorutable, and in this connection"
he wished to mention that he was the
agent for a first-rate article of hair vigor
for the State of Jowa. The corpse had.
used it for some years with great ad van-'
tage, and he confidently reoommended it,
especially to the minister and undertaker j
present, as he perceived they were botb
painfully bald. " Shake the bottle, gen-1
tlemen, and rub the matter well with a .
stiff brush," Baid he. At this stage of
the proceedings a slight disturbance oo
ourredandthe hair vigor man - disapl
peared.
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