The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, November 22, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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    Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookscIIcra niil N(aioiick-,
JJLAX1C JIOOJC MAiVCVA CTUllERfj,
And 1)j:i'o.s In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WAVjC PAPKK,.
No. 430, Marlcct Street,
1 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHAttLES MAOAIiaE & CO.,
Wholesale Dea'e.-i In '
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South 3ixiJi .T.cet,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
made to order, a't short notice.'
a- Paper any Size, Weifrhi, Co o.' and Quality,
iuiy4i
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
ISooltsellcr & Stationers,
And Dealers in
CUR T A I N
AM)
wall-papers,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New leaders, and
lironks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
!. nioiisncrs oi nanaers' yew leader
list
,&e,
viiuvu jmn., i tiiuu a wumiiiu maps, Ovt
III., A Alt UOOKS
Always on hand, and nwdo to Order. 31t
IOOIJIAX'S
Wi-iting- Xlnidl
THIS FU'II) Is warranted EQUAL to Ahnom8,
and Is sold at nmeli less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it. If It does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
03-For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld.
311 L LEU & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
"W31 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queens ware.
A. L. Kauu
- N
J. E. FltEVMIKE.
KALIS fc FUYJIIKE,
Impohtehs akd Jobueks of
C li i n a , Or 1 ii, s s
AND
QUEENSWAltE,
801 and 300, Cherry St., between Arch & Knee,
PHILADELPHIA.
IE?" Constantly on hand, Original Ansorted
Packages. 8. 0. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
rumps i
PUMPS I
FOIt PURE WATER, UKE
THE CKI.KHKATKB
CUCUJIKKU PUSH
Mado of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tartele, iluralteanil rellnHe;
t lie good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate in all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and costing lessthan half the money.
Easily arranged so as to lie non
free.ing, and In construct ion sosim.
1 pie that any one van pntititii anil
4 keep it in rewYc After thorough
I trial it is acknowledged the
"1 D nu a
Dual OIIU OIIUdJJL'Sl.
CHARLES 0. 1H.ATCIII.KV,
MA.NU KACTt'ltKII.
onico and Ware-room,
Nos. 024 and i2)l Fillieit Si reel,
4 15 6mG1 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
These Pumps can be ordered of t he Mann
fu 'turer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New liloomlii-ld.
Hardware, fc.
LLOYD, 8UITLEE, & WALTOX,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSli
No. 02 Market Ktrefl,
PlilluloIxliiu.
Jrf-:if.t,.--..jj
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUCS, M2DICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo and
THE ONLY
-MANUFACTURERS " '
OP TUB ,
IMPERIAL FRENCH,'
AN!)
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
Wiiite fin! mul Colo?
3 TASUFA CTURKRX,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRICNf & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
tlie business, of tho best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business with a
ow rent and !!s;ii expenses, e.iables us to offer In
ducements to buyera, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. Stf.
SAVES LABOR !
Saves Time !
SAVES 3IOXKY!
AINRItiHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will lie found tho best In tise. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will iiso no
oilier.
B-For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjiius Is what everybody who has used Itsays of
XESJIITJI'S IjIXI3II2XT.
For Khcumatle Pains it will give instant relief
and enect a permanent cure In a short time.
It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Ktimlns. llriliapu nml Itiirna niwl ... . I
i . -., --- ; . .....-.....-, ...... ma urn, uivniu
j prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
. J . "'"" 1UHO mru 11, Buy bo FAMILY
i should be wllliout It, for it Is worth its weight in
Try a bottle of it 1 No cure, No Pay. 317
3- For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
I
; Wholesale Dealers in
I Carpets,
j Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood mid Willow Ware,
No, K43, North Third Sircet,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1809.
W. H. Pii-wi. w. A. OitmsON.
ir. Si, co.,
MAM-KACTl'llKUS Of
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, f:C,
Xo. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel Building)
rjriLADELrjiiA .
SOIJD SOI.K LEATHER TltUNKH A SPE
CJAi TV. 4181ylU
Philadelphia A dvertiseincnts
DRY GOODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS
John Slmffncr, Jr. E. S. Zleglo,'. Theo. Itumel
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
SHAFFNER, ZIECI.KR & COw
Importers and Dealers in , ' '
Hosiery,
CSIcve:;,
ISiFKowN,
SiiNiciilev.Sj
T II It E A I) S , V O M Ii ,S ,
nnd every variety of
TRIHMIKCS
Ai-FAKCT C00DS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BAItCHOlTT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DltY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 M A It K ET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Cajts.
F. D. Miller. T. Rickert. (!. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SfCC'KSSOItS TO
CiRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STRAW-GOODS, Ac,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. ( LIHt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Strii av - Ctt oodn.
153N0RTI1 T11I1U STREET,
S91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WI. W. l'AUli & CO.
WIIOI.ESAI.B
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Peim'a.
MISCELLANEOUS
JRADIHTRY'S AND OTHER
P 1 A A O S .
yaylor A- J-Vrley't ami E. J'. XeeiUtam, A Son't
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
V3L U. FISCHEK,
General Wholesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 0m. PHILADELPHIA
G. 11". It L'SSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Healer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
. GOLD JEWELRY
AM)
SILVER-WARE.
-Particular attention paid to Fine Watch
and Clock Repairing.
Agent for STEVENS' PATENT TURRET
CLOCK, I he best and cIh'iijh'hI Turret Clock In the
United States.
Inquiries by mall for Informal Ion regarding
Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, 4:U()ly
WHOLESALE
..tC
GROCERS
January 1, 1SC0.
Philadelph ia Ad vciliccmcnl s.
TOBACCO SECARS A.C.
WM. M. KENNEDY,
WITH
IIipjifll A CTiKlIei,
VEAI.F.K3-I
Tobacco, Sefjaro, ctc.,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
1'IiIJADUI.l'IIIA, 1A.
-Afi!ll,r :ocko:t;eCe'el)ratcdMoKlTOB Ni
vr, always 0.1 nantl. i 82 Jjiu
YJ. E. ME7CAE.FE,
WITH
Jar.ico llizcGel tfc Co.,
Wholesale Deai.rrs in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, Satth Z. v.il Sircet,
Philr.cle?pLir.
Akcihs for Celebrated Slar Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Home. A. J. McCosxaY.
PcOBB IIcCOIsTKEY,
Coiiiinissiou Jci'lians,
And Yv'liolcsalc Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACT tRED
TOBACCOS, SEGARS, SC.
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Del ween Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleini & Co.,
"WnOLESALB Dealeks in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHII.AIUSI.PB IIA .
32310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. P. KNIOIIT & ISKO'S,
Wholcsnlo Dealers in
FISH,
AND
Provisions,
114 South L'cluwuro Avcnne,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Colllus, Ueddcs & Co's Cunned Fruits.
1041tf
S. 15. TAYJ.OII,
wnn
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOD, ItANCK & CO.,
CoiumiInnIoii 7Ier'Iiuii!4,
AM)
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
F I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
8 40 61116 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NCWLIN,
Wholesale CirocorN,
AND
C 0 M M 1 8 8 1 0 N M E It C II A N T S
No. 120 ARCH STREKT,
Philadelphia.
49-The sale ol Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a specially.
44- Vieur.e send tor a Circular. 4 138
HUMOROUS ITEMS.' -
A brother lawyer once tolJ John
u. saxe tliat a beard was unprofessional
" lUght," said haxe, " a lawyer caunot
be too ' barefaced. ' .
, JSfaTThe last book issued 111 Toiiclon 13
entitled, "What Shall My Son lie?"
One would naturally suppono it would be
a boy. ' .v
S&" AVheu a umn and a woman are
made one, tho question is. Which one ?
Sometimes there is' a long struggle be
tween them before the matter is settled.
; Mff" A young man in Ohio .recently
opened a clothing store, and was sent to
jail for it. Ueason : The clothing store
belonged to another man.
HQS- Old Moneybags says that it girl
with an income of three thousand dol
lars a year or more, is always an objectbf
interest;, because she has so much principal-
..."
JST" A Newbuin paper says that Mrs.
Alice Day, of that city, was lately deliv
ered of four sturdy boys. We know not
what a day may oving orlh.
aST"A colored lyceum in Illinois is
prepared to debate ; " ltesolved, that a
dog is a biped wheu his tail curls so tight
that it lifts its hind legs off the ground."
fli " My son," said an anxious father,
" what makes you use that nasty tobac
co '(" The boy declining to consider the
question in the spirit in which it was
asked replied, "To get the juice."
JB3 Two loveis couitcd Miss Grubb.
One named Gnrct was successful. The
other left the country because ho detest
ed a garret and couldn't live without
grub.
Hcf" " John," asked a physic'an of the
apothecary's apprentice, "Did Mrs. Tine
get the medicine I ordered !"' " I guess
so," replied John, "for I saw a crape
hanging on the door-knob this morning."
AST A young lady in New Oilcans,
while playing croquet one scorching af
ternoon, was son struck. It was a rich
man's son. The marriage is believed to
be a happy one.
JOS?" Horace Grecly, in his essays on
farming, says that the only way to effect
ually deetroy "widows' weeds," which
seem to thrive in some kinds of soil, is
for the husbandman to say, ' Wilt thou V
That makes them wilt.
2? A young lady was asked at a ball
by a lover of serious poetry whether she
had ever seen Crabbe's Tales " Why,
no," she answered, " I didn't know that
crabs had tails." "I beg your pardon,
miss ," said he, " I mean have you read
Crabbe's Tales V " And I assure you,
sir, I did not know that red crabs or any
other kind of crabs had tails."
S" A genial rector of a villago par
ish in Minnesota found it difficult to get
his salary promptly. LaUerly it was
much behind. Going to one of his de
linquent parishoners in the hardware
trade, he looked over all his stock of cork
screws very fastidiously, uuitl seeing a
large one of peculiar strength and size.
To the inquiry, " Wrhat do you want of
such a thing, anyhow ?" the answer came,
" My dear sir, I want a cork-screw that
can draw my salary !" The payments
are coming more promptly.
A Dutchman, the other day, read
ing an account of a meeting, came to
the words, " The meeting then dissolved."
He could not define the meaning of the
latter, so ho referred to his dictionary,
and felt satisfied. In c few minutes a
friend came in, when llouty said, " Hey
must have very hot wedder dere in ftew
York ; 1 ret an agount of a meeting vere
all de peoples had melted avay."
HSf A laughable mistake is shown in
the following mixture of two article!
one concerning a preacher, tho other con
cerning the freaks of a mad dog which
occurred in a hurr;ed " make up," in a
printing office.
" Kev James Thompson, Rector of St.
Andrew's Chureh, preached to a large
I concour-e of people on Sunday last.
j This was his lust sermon. In a few
! weeks lie will bid farewell to his congre
gation, os his physician advises him to
cross tho Atlantic. He exhorted his
brethren unci sisters, and after the con
clusion of a short prayer, took a whim to
cut up some frantic i'cuts. He ran up
Trinity street to the College. At this
stage of the proceedings a coupIo-of boys
seized him and tied a tin kettlo to his
tail, and he again started. A great
crowd collected and for a long time there
was n grand hecne ot running and con
I fusion. After a long race he was finally
: sht by a policeman.