The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, October 25, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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l)c SEimes, Hew Bloomficto, JjJo.
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Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooIlscIIci's aisd Hlutioneirs,
islaxk nuoc maxufa cturers.
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
No. Market Street,
:!1
PHILADELPHIA, J'A.
CHARLES 3IAGAHGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers 111
Paper, A&sxjg"!-. .&co..,
Km. .TO, 32, ami 31, South Sixth Street,
111) LAB KLVIIIA, PA.
ttU- Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. Kilyi'l
SOWEil, BARNES & POTTS,
ISiPoIi..sclici & ftintioasei'M,
And Dealers in
C U R TAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
5- Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Drunks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &c.
Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit
rpiIIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Ahnold'b,
L and is sold at iniieli less price. Tlie money
w ill be refunded to those buying it, if it does nut
prove entirely satisfactory.
CO. For sale by F. Mortimer, New ll'.'joinlleld.
MILLER Si ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
-'3031 Philadelphia.
Glass ami Quccnsioarc.
A. L. Kauii J. E, FitEYSimis.
1AUSS & FiaYMIKE,
iMfOllTEUS AND JOHHEKS OF
China, G2- 1 n s
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
JD" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS ! FU'II'S !
FOR PURE WATER, USE
THE OKUIlUtATEI)
Made of wild Cucumber wood, on
.tirely tailflcsx, ilnrabic and ivIitViln;
the j;ood old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
. . ..f .....1 t.. ..II t I
raising an e.pial amount of water,
Wsbmb ViS ""d costing lesstlian half thi) nionev.
W-JbH Uasily arranged so as to be noii
ij M' ;! f!iiyl;j freene;, mid in construction sosiiu-
''I "J mm I' I I' li I1MII lil.V III til" ill ,111 111 Hill L-l.
'TiVtofcfefra i.i,. ti. mi ,,,. ...... i a ....
i'r JfvH ' -in ri'imli: Afler thoroutii
y f- I' f ""' il lr!al It Is aeknowleded tho
Vf Best and Cheapest.
jcTT ft : Vvl VIl.Mki'i'..5 li. iil.A H lll'I'Y,
MANUl'ACTlllKli.
C3-O!l'eo and Wiire-roum,
N o. C24 and H-.M Filbert Street,
I 1" tiinfll I'JIILAJJEJ'JUA, J'A.
JBS-Tlnne Pumps can be ordered of tlin Manu
facturer, or K. Mortimer & Co., New lllooiutleld.
'Hardware, A'c,
3j
LL01D, KUITLEE, & WALTOX,
WHOLESALE
II A JU)WAIlEHOUS
No. (!2") Market Street,
Philadelphia.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo and
Tin: only
MANUFACTURERS
OP THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White IiOl ami Colon
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 111 and in North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
VRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists
AND UTCAbEHS IX
Patent Medicines,
110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthing connected with
tho business, of the best ipiality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
KATES ItAEIOES 2
Saves Time I
SAVES JZOKJBY!
Ty-AINIMGHT it CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best in use. AVith this Soap
washing may bo done with half the labor reipiired
when any other is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
US. For sale by ail Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Rloonilleld, Pa. 317
"Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjVIltt is what everybody who lias used it says of
NliJillTSI!,M I.irvj'SJUEST.
For liheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief
and cllecta permanent cure in a short time.
It Is also tho best remedy in the World for Cut -,,
Sprains, Praises and Hums, and not only giving
prompt relief from jtuln, but heals without leaviie;
any scar. AH who have tried il, say no family
should bo without it, for it is worth its weight iir
Bold.
C'A. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317
ti. For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
WmA
Wholesale ea!era In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assort ment of
WoskI mad VVMlinv V'&pr,
No. "I", North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Jiiiiimry 1, ISM.
W. 11. I'irr.i:. W. A. Oiuhson.
W. IT. J'll'IOIC OO..
MANUrACTl'ltKUS 01
Trunks, tVallcos, Travelling Bagc,
UMQRCLLAS, kC,
No. 10 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel Ilulldlnt')
1 'HI LA I) EL 111 1 A .
KOLII) SOLE LEATHER TRUNKS A SPE
CIA1TV. 41lylU
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shalnicr, Jr. K, S. Zlegler. Theo. liuinel
SHAFFNEIl, Z1E0LEK & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, Z1EGEER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
CSloves,
Wuspt'iHies's,
r nn e a b s, o o m n ,s,
and every variety "of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
Xo. North Fourth Street,
PHI LAB EL PHI A, PA .
Afentsfor Lancaster Combs. "
BANCROFT "&Ca,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
BUY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
B5iiI;E"4Ip55i;i.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and (Japs.
F. I). Miller. T. ltickert. C. It. Miller.
MILLER, ItlCKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
G UAYllILL & NKWCOMI-II,
Manufacturers and "Wholesale Healers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
No. 33 ITorth Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 U ly 10
Y. F. KOIIIEES,
JOBBEK IX
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
o o 3.
t 1 i
153 XOKTIl THIRD STREET,
i 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
I). J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL
&
CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT A IT D SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
0:)3 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MtSCELLAMEOUS.
JJKADHURY'H AND OTHER
'jniiior tt Farley's tuvl E. P. XeiiViaui 0 S!h'
OmAm AND MBL0DE0ST0.
WM. a. FISCHER,
(li'nvml iiViotonc Arcnt,
lulS Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42Cm. PHILADELPHIA
G. IF. It VSSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in,
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
COLD JEV7ELHY
AM)
S I L V E E5 - W ARE.
).. Particular attention paid to Fine Watch
and Clock Repairing.
o-Ap;eiit for KT EVENS' PATENT TURRET
CUK'K. the best and cheapest Turret Clock in the
United States.
)- iinpiiries by mail for information regardim?
Clocks or Watches will bo cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, 101y
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
WIYI. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Io3itiIiiII & Chandler,
DEALERS I.N
Tobacco, Segars, &c.9
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
i'iiir.Aiiji,riiiA, i'A.
3" A full Stock of the Celebrated MoMTOit N'A
vv, always on band. 1 32 lylo
W. 13. METCALFE,
"WITH
James llusscl cV Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Frontifiircct,
Philadelphia.
6Tr Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Eonn. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & IiicCONKEY,
CoasaiCiiisslon ?le'elsniit$i,
And 'Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACT UP.KD
T08flOC08t8EOAB8tr$C
No. l'J North Fifth Street,
(lletwcen Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
lOlltf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Sogars, &c,
NO. 4, NOKTII FIFTH STKEET,
32310
GROCERIES AMD PROVISIONS.
Wliolesale )ealcrs in
FISH,
ClaOfriO
AND
Jrrovisions,
11-1 South Delaware Avenue,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ucddea & t'o's Cnnued Fruit t).
lOlltf
ti. B. HWEOK,
WAINWniGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. At wood.
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATV00D, I1ANCK k CO.,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
1? I 3HL
No. 210 North Wliarves, above Race Street,
3 10 OniG
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSOM i NTLYJUW,
AND
C O M M I S S I O N M 12 K C II A N T S
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
Jt'ir Tho sale of El'L'. Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specialty.
u- Please send for a Circular. 4 138
HUM0B0US ITEMS.
JC" To euro dcafnesss Tell a man
you've come to pay him money. It beats
ucoustic oil all hollow.
JCST" They tell of a man out west
whoso hair is fo red that ho has to wear
fly-nets over his head to keep tho can
dle moths from flying in.
JC'-tf" Somebody having advertised that
fluting would be nicely done, another
somebody is out with a notice that filing
will be executed at short notice.
JJSJ"" A person in prison was asked by
a friend what it was for. " For tolling
lies! how is that?" demanded the other.
" Why, telling people I would pay 'em,
and not keepiug my word."
5?" " Conic, don't be proud," said a
couple of silly young roystcrcrs to two
gentlemen, ait down and make your
selves our equals." "Vethould have to
blow our brains out to do that," said one
of them.
Jt2 Boarding house- chicken-soup can
bo made, it is 'said by hanging up a hen
in the sun so that her shadow shall fall
into a pot of salt and water. The only
trouble is that on a cloudy day tho soup
is liable to be weak.
53 In speaking of a l'riend who pos
sesses a very rubicund countenance, soino
one said the other day: " I don't think
he drinks in fact, I know ho docs not
for ho told rue so ; but ho probably sleeps
in a bed with red curtains.
Ifey" Two men by tho name of Beans
were lately hung in the north of England.
A countryman passing near and seeing the
crowd, inquired what they were doing.
11 Only stringing a few lieans, was the
reply.
" Why," said Bob Pit tines to
William Swipes, when he caught him
kintr, "i thought you had signed
the pledge." " So 1 have," said Swipes,
" but all signs, you know, fail in dry
weather."
PST" A western editor accused another
of having stolen his report at a meeting
which was recognised by certain ear
marks. The retort courteous is that the
first editor "should tic his ears over the
top of his head while writing, to keep
them out of the ink-bottle."
CSJrTho English is said to bo one of
the most difficult languages for a foreign
er to learn. Becently a foreign lady
went to see a fine boy baby, and, in cu
deavoiing to express her admiration,
said : " Oh, my, what a nice fat babce '.
How fat is he, don't he!"'
JGSJ A new minister at New Bedford
took a stroll before breakfast on tho first
Sunday he was there, and after walking
a dozen blocks was accosted by a shabby
looking individual with : You needn't
look any further ; there ain't a plaguey sa
loon open."
JCS5 l' Mother," said a little shaver, the
other day " I know what I could do if
I was at sea and the men were all starv
ing, and they should draw lots to see
who should bo killed and eaten, and it
should be me I'd jump into tho water."
"But," said tho mother, "they would
fish you up." " No they wouldn't says
tho boy, " I wouldu t bite.
J5 A cabiu-boy on board a ship, the
captain of which was a religious man, was
culled up to be whipped for somo misde
meanor. Little Jack went crying aud
trembling, and said to the captain " Tray,
sir, will you wait until I say my prayers t"
" Yes," was the stern reply.
" Well, then," replied Jack, looking
up and smiling , triumphantly, " I'll say
them when I get on shore."
X-.vJ' Muggina was passing up tho street
or.o day, with a friend, when ho observed
a poor dog that bad been killed, lying
in the gutter. Muggins paused, gazed
intently at the defunct animal, and at
last said :
'Here is another shipwreck."
' Shipwreck; where?"
" There's a bark that's lost forever."
His companion growled and passed on.
tZST An old (.icrinan firmer, named
Peter Mock, at a late court day at Gray
son, Ky., was a party in a suit in which
a jury had been impaneled. Tho judge
asked Peter if he objected to any ono ou
the jury. " Yes," said Peter earnestly
" I object tor Pill l'ranklin." " Why
Bill l'ranklin is not on tho jury," said
tho judgo. "Veil, I don't care a taut
chudgo ; I object tcr Pill Franklin on
princiblo all der time." His objection
couldn't bo considered under the circumstances.
January 1, lSli'J.