The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, October 18, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Ph'Jartel oti i a A1 vci-t i-ciucn : s.
PIiil.Mictyliia Advertisements.
IIU MO ROUS IT EMC.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
M .' LI. .Gft- & ELDER,
I2utMljk'.t mid Sintiouevti9
ULAXiC r.OOK MA .V 0 f'ACTUPER.
And Dc.'c s in
WINDOW ;UfITAIMS '
AND
Xo. -l;'t), J.irl:ct SU'cci,
"I PHILADELPHIA, I'A.
CimiL!'-S 3LVAnG!3 & 0.,
WlioU- ;,ile Dc:ik-,s in
No-'. 83. 32, and .",!. rioti.li !v.,h Street,
"i'Hj. i d:.lj';ii.) pa.
It 'A. T':no.- stiiy Ki..e. Wei'-hlt Color and Ojinliiv.
made to order, :il hIk. t notice. i'Jlyl'l
f SOWER, UABXJ-JS & POTTS,
BoatotpSlero & Hiatlonens,
Anil Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
iVAhL-lAPr:n-
-Noi. o.'!0 .Uar'.et a-ni oil M'lior Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
5- Publishers in" .S.iiidcs' New Headers, and
l.roo s' Arithmetics. Also, liobert's Jlistorv of
n I, A 7i E IS O IC
Always ; hand, .hid ai.ido to Order. Clt
JLttttfSMA'tf
rp.Ils . ,l i n is wan-anted EQUAL to Aknold'h,
JL and is sold at niiteli less price. The money
will bo refunded to Hi. .so buying it, ir it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
K.. l or sale by F. Aloriiincr, New Kloonilield.
M1LLEII &. ELDKll,
Hole Agents,
MO .Market Street,
Philadelphia.
CI lass and Quecnsirare.
A. L. Kalb ,T. E. Fkevmire.
KAl'B & ESlfiEJK,
iMl'OKTEItS AND JOlillEUS OF
O Hi i ii si , tj3- J a s s
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
'501 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID"Coti8tantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. a. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS ! PUMPS !
FOlt I'l'lilS WATFU, USK
THE CELEBRATED
Made of wiM (Mieniiiber wood, on-
P"'--'.T i ........ -io ..,... irituHK ,
t he good old-fashioned wooden pump.
iiiioiu oy iinieiiiiieiy, alio i nereiorci
ixn-leet and iieenrato In all its parts,
I'.iiuiiw. .in .w.ii-.i ....I. .....i ...
......... ..I, i .i,ti niiiiiiiiii. in mtit'i,
i'i;l i, pSi'M I'-"'"'?' arranged so as to he non-
.-f IllJa iieeIng, and in (ronstrnetion sosnn-
ifti l i Pieinaioi.voiifl ; wf unit
'f"t: i"Ut- 'pe'' H '""'. After thorougli
41' j 'il il'iul il ls iicltiiwUtl;sfl the
ItwX'J est anc' Cheapest.
CIIAUI.KS G. 1JI.ATCHLKY.
i i'itf AlANUEACTUUF.lt.
TS-Olllce and Wai'e-rooin,
Nos. 04 and (iJii Filheit Street,
1 15 Hindi I'UlLADKLl'JllA, PA.
STliesf rumps ean ho ordered of the Maim
laeturer, or F. Mortimer & Co.. New ISlooinlleld.
Hardware, dc.
LL0TD, SUPPLEE, & WALT0X,
WHOLESALE
ii i u f Aivu uv.;i.-jrj
No. C2" Market Ktreet.
IMiiliulolpIiia.
DRUC3, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & ""Co.,
Sole and
Till: ONLY
f MANCFACTntF.PS
OF Tin:
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE S Y I S 5 G R E E N ,
A1.no, Pure
MAycrAcrrjucnx,
No.-i, Ill and J I;! North Fourth S?..
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholcula Druggists
AM) llJi.M, lilts IN
Patent Medicine?
110 JlAHKET STIJEET, InEAR FKOXT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
AFFIX STOCK of everliiinn eonneeted wiih
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good ineaiion fo,' b;is;ness, vvitli a
ov rent a-ul !'!it eienes, enables ns jo offer In-
dneenieiiis to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give ns a t ria'.
riii'adeb.ihia, 3. Sif.
HAVIM IjAHOJft I
SJsevca Tissi I
HAYES 3IOSFA' j
"Y7-aNi:k;ht & cxrs
LaTjor-Saving Soap
AVill be found the best in use. AVitli this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any oilier is used, and the saving in wear to
elotlies is really astonishing. It will eost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that yon will use no
other.
0?U For sale by all (,'roeers, and by X'. Mortimer,
New ISlooinlleld, Fa. ,"17
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rrillis is what everybody who has used it says of
For lilienmatic Fains It will give instant relief
and etleeta permanent enre in a short time.
It Is also the best remedy in I lie World for Cuts,
Sprains, ISrnlses and ISnrns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any sear. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight In
gold.
8- Try a bottle of it ! No cure, No Fay. SI"
Bit. For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
VOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
OEMYlSBIil. & CO.,
AVholesalc Dealers in
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood anil Willow Wave,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 180(1.
W. 11. IMi'Eii. -W. a. OnmsoN.
w. ii. iiiit:ifc co.,
MANUFACTl'HEltS OF
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
Xo. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel Building)
rUILAniSLl'IIIA .
4. SOLID SOI.K I.KATIIKlt TKKVKS A KPif.
CIA1TY. 4181V 10
4
mm
PIi Had el nlu a A d ve rt i: cm c it s.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Zicyler. Theo. Itmnel
SIIAFFNUn, zflXJLEIl & CO.,
SlUCC-sors fo
SIIAFKXKK, 7AV.VAAAI & CO.,
Importers anil Healers in
r i? A'.i ; a-, r o m-h s,
and every variety oi
TRinMIKGS
A "fancy goods,
No. North Fonrtli Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Atcuts for .Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers una Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DI1Y - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Good;, Hosiery,.,
Nos. 405 and 407 M A It Iv FT STI! F.ET,
(Ahovo ror.rlli, North Side,)
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
V. D. MiMer. T. Itickert. C. If. Miller.
MILLER, RICHER1? Zz CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
(UtAVnilJ. & N i:y,com Elt,
Sraiiufi'.utit',ei-s and Wuolesale Deads in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
ITo. 340 North. Third Street, 2i Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 Illy 10
J013BEU IN
J 4Ti -IJ
S "r a B 1 n T n Li' -rt im ci
A N I)
tJ t 1 I I W G- O O Cl !S
lo:; NO.ITIi T1IIUD STKEET,
SOlylO PtIILADELPIlIA.
W. W. Paul.
I). J. Hoar.
II. I,. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St. and C14 Commerces Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'tf .
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJUAimUiVS AND OTHER
SL I A S OS.
?( 'lor .0 K .-ley's and l. P. At'2',i;i .i- Son's
OSGANS AND MEL0DS0SI5.
(Jmwrul Wi ' olenalo Aicnl,
1018 A L'tu Si.eet and 21 No. th Eleventh Street,
2 41S. PDtLAOiiL PUJA
a. w. irtssFLL,
No. 22 North bl.vh Street, opjio'oc Commerce,
PHI L ADELPUTA ,
Importer and Healer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEW3LRY
AM)
SILVER-WARE.
TO.rnraruhf attention jiaid to Fine AVateli
and Clock iiupuli'iii.'i.
W- Agent for HTKVENS' PATENT Tl'HUKT
Cl.CMJK. the best and cheapest. Turiei Clock in the
United Slates.
i- Inquiries by mail for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, .ilOly
GROCERS
PJiMi'(1c'i't.i AdvevlLenieiits.
TOBACCO SECARS &.C.
WM, I!. KENNEDY,
VJTII
Tobacco, Scfjars, tVc.?
No. 2"2 MAKKKT STliKKT,
PIMI.ADr.I.PlIIA, I'A.
IT-A full Sloel; of Hie Celebrated Monitor N .v
VY, always on hand.. 4 ,o2 lylu
W. B. METCALFE,
V.ITII .
Jamcu liusscl $; Co.,
WilOLESALB De.U.KIJS IN
Tobacco and' Cigars,
-."o. 11 , Houih Front Street,
Philadelphia.
HJi- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 22 1 y
Thomas I!or,i;.
A. J. SrcCoNKKY.
SOBB & T-IcCONEEY,
And AVholesule Dealers in
I.EAf AND MANFI'ACTUPKI)
T0BAGG0StEGfln8tC
Xo. Xoi-tli Filth Street,
("ctween Market and Artli,)
I'JlILA DELPHI A , PA.
lontt
A. B. C'unningliaii). ,T. II. Lewar. J. S.Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
"Wholesale Deai.eks iv
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NOltTIt IT1-TII OTItlCET,
PSffH.A3PSIA.
CKOCSRIES AND PROVISIONS.
Wholesale Dealers iii
F I Sli,
AND
114 South I'ehuviiie Avenue,
ttelow Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (Wiles & Co's Canned Fruits.
loiur
W. IE. TAYIjOK,
with
WAINWIIIGIIT & CO.
VH0LESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North E'ast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.-
Isaac W. Kanck.
ATWOOD, KANCK & CO.,
4'oiiiiiiissioii Ivrcliaiijs,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
'F i sh,
No. 210 North Wharves, above ltaee Street,
3 40 Cms PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wliolosailc rot'4rs,
AND
C O M M 1 S S I O N M E R C II A N T S
No. 120 AliCH ST11EET,
ritiladelphia.
V The sale of Efgs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specialty.
l'lea- send for a ClrcnUr. i 138
i teuT" 1j.Y a singular coincidence, young
j George Wusliinpton's unwillingiicfs to
! lie, !ind old lien's readiness to lay
both Imvc hoincdiing to do with a little
hatch it.
; Tlio following was found posted on
! (ho wall of it countrv nost nffieo : " Lost
i - - -
a red knt. lie liud a white epot on one
of his behind leggs. lie was a she kat.
I will give three nhillings to everiboddi
to bring him hotn."
Wi,?" A Sun Frnnci.sco paper fay a thnt
a cat got into George i'raucis Train's
bedroom, and tried to suck his breath
not knowing who he was." It was the last
of that cat. It died blown up with
wind like a balloon ; and Train didn't miss
it at all.
.'" A young gentleman having called
in his physician, said, " Nov,-, sir, I wish
no move trifling. My desire is, that you
at once strike at the root of my disease !"
-It shall be done," replied the doctor;
and lifting his cane, he smashed the
decanter, which stood on the b-ble.
'2"ATti KR wkak "Sir," said the as
t:iiislicd landlady to a traveler, who had
j.ust sent his cup forward the seventh
time, '. you must be very fond of coU'ee."
" Yes, madam, I am," he replied, "or I
never should have drauk so nutch water
to get a little."
KV" " How is it my dear, that you
have never kindled a Hume in the bosom
1 it-man said tin old ladv to her nvet.
':y niece, who was portionless.
' 1 lie reason near, replied the young
ly, " is as you well know, that f uin
not a good match."
r..-l)"A party of belated gentlemen,
about a certain hour, began to think of
home, and their wives' displeasure and
urge a departure. "Xever mind," said
one of the guest, ' fifteen minutes will
make no diili:icnce ; my wife is as mad
now as she can bo."
tO1 At a vet-cut wedding the bride
groom, being an officer, wore his side
arms at the nuptials. A little wide
awake brother of the bride, was attracted
by the display of weapons, and as ho has
another sister, whose true love" is a car
penter, he boldly inquired, " Jlay, when
Jenkins comes to marry JJilly, will he
wear his saw by his side V
A Quaker, traveling 6n one of
Augusta's bad roads, a hort time ago,
and hearing a man swear at a particular
ly bad piece of road said ; li IVieud I am
under great obligation to thee. I would
myself have done what thou has dono
but my religion forbids me. Don't let
my conscience, however bridle thee;
give thy indignation wings, and suiTcr
uot the prejudice of others to paralyze
the tongue of justice and long suffering
yea, verily."
KS At a station on the overland route
the keeper got rather short of provisions
in fact, had nothing left but a bottle of
mustard and some bacon. As the stage
stopped there one day to chango horses
the passengers seated themselves at tho
table, and the host said
" Shall I help you to a piece of ba
con
" iSro, thank you ; I never eat bacon,"
said one traveller.
" Well, then," said the station keeper
"help yourself to the mustard!"
JCSy-A gentleman driving up to a
country inn, accosted a youth thusly :
:i My lad, extricate my quadruped from
the vehicle, stabulate him, donato to him
a sufficient supply of nutritious aliment,
and when the aurora of morn shall again
illuminate tho oriental horizon, I "will
award you a pecuniary compensation for
your ainiable hospitality."
The boy becoming puzzled, and not
comprehending the gentleman's high
sounding effusion, ran to tho house and
exclaimed :
" Daddy, there is a Dutchman out
here who wants lager beer."
BQT" Will you do me a favor '(" says
young Drooks to his wealthy friend,
Simon Hanson.
" What is it George V says Hanson.
" I wish you would lend 1110 a hundred
dollars, sir."
"Call at my counting house" rejoined
Hanson. George was not long in paying
his respects.
" What security can you give me,
young geutlcman V
" iMy personal security, sir."
" Very well, get in hero," says Ilansou
lifting up the lid of a large iron chest.
" Get in hero 1" exclaimed George, in
astonishment; "what for?"
" Why, this is where I always keep
my personal securities."