The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, September 27, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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FhiliMlclpuia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooSt'siiIieiVi mill Mimilonerri,
11LAXK HOOK MANUFACTURERS,
Ami Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WAX.K. PAFEK,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGAIttlE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers la
Paper, JL-fcai;, &c,
Nos. 31, 32, ami 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
09, I'iijx'r any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notiee. KJly4i
ft SOWEIt, BARNES & l'OTTS,
l$oke3iCL,.i & Stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPEi;
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
B- Publishers or Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Hubert's History of
lint ITnifu.1 Cl-.t.., l.'H.i',. i.,n:.... at u. . J
Always ou hand, and made to Order. 31t
ILOCHOfAWS
VpiHH FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Aunold's,
IX. mill Is sold at inueh less price. Tho money
-;" nu iy niTO iMIJillg 11, 11 n UOUS 1101
prove entirely satisfactory.
ttJUFor saie by F. Mortimer, New Illoomlleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queen-aware.
A. L. Kaub
J. E. Fkeymuie.
KAU1S & FItYMIItE,
ImI'OUTCHS AND JOBBEIiS OP
C ll i 11 SI , O lll8 8
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Baee,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 0. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
rUMPS !
PCMPS !
FOB PUKE WATEB, USE
THE CELEMUTED
CUCUMBER PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tlrely tasteless, (ftimWe and rellalHe;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate in all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and costing less than half the money.
Easily arranged so as to be non
freezing, and iu construction sosim
ple that any one can mit it up and
keep it in repair. After thorough
trial it is acknowledged tho
Best and Cheapest.
f iitft'- I UHAULES u. DLATCHLEY,
ii t'l" ' Manupactuheh.
&. Olllee and Ware-room,
.Nos. 624 and 62rt FlllHrt Street.
u 6ni81 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
a-Those Pumps can be ordered of the Manu.
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Blooiutleld.
K 8 T E Y S
Cottfij-o Organs,
GltEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
lid HlllldllV School. Drimna niul Mil,wlwini
for Hal on monthly Instalment.
K. 11. ltlUJCK.
141 tf
No. IS North Sve nth St.,
PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
Jolm Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONJjY
JlANUFAClTltEKS
OK THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White JLea;! isnal Color
MA yCFA (J TV HERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale D r u g g i st s
AND DEALEBS IN
Patent Medicines,
110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A J''1''1' STOCK of everthing eonneeted wit Ii
the business, of tho best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES K.A1S01K !
SaveH Tinae !
SAVES MOIVEY!
AINUIG1IT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best in use. With tills Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
3-For sale by nil Oroccrs, and by F. Mortimer,
New Dloomtleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjWIS a wiuvt everybody who has used it says of
NESMITII'S LINIHIEXT.
For llheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief
and ellect a permanent cure In a short time.
It Is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, ltruises and Burns, and not only cIvIiik
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. Allwholiave tried it, say no family
should be wltnout It, for It Is worth its weight in
. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317
&. For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
JiEXXSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STBEET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOB ALL UPHOLSTEBY PUBPOSES.
It Is cheaper than fkathkkh or iiaib, and much
siqierior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOB MATT BESSES. PILLOWS, CAEBIAGE,
, , CAB, AND CHAIB CUSHIONS.
It Is Indestructablo.frce from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uiiequaled.as if soiled It is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Person are requested to examine the Cushion
Sjionye at the ojjlue othe comimny,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STBEET,
Hardware, tCc.
LLOFD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,: f
WHOLESALE
hardware house,
N. KM Market Street.
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia A dverliscmcnts.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shuliner, Jr. 1'. S. Zlcgler. Then. Kumcl
SHAFFNEIl, ZIEGLEI! & CO.,
Successors to
KHAFFNHB, ZIEOLKB & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
ISosgery,
WZoves,
fiESWJJi'Mtlei'M,
THE E A D S, O O M H S',
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AM)
FANCY GOODS,
No. 3(5, North Fourth Street,
PHI LAD EL PHI A , PA .
Agents for Lancasier Combs.
BARCRQFT & GO,
Importers antl Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, occ.,
Nos. 10-5 and 407 M AHKET 8THEET,
( Abovo Fourth, North Side,)
E'liaiudeiphiH.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F.D.Miller. T. Biekert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKEItT & CO.,
SUCCE&OUS TO
UBAYKILL & NEWCOMEK,
Manufacturers and AVholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STflA1V-OOIS, &c,
Wo. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOIBLEK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Str sx v - O o o 1
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
523 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JBADBUBY'8 AND OTHER
P I A X O S .
laylor ttirley's and E. P. Keedham Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
1K.V. O. FISCHER,
General Wltolesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
- 42 6"'- PHILADELPHIA
"The Eed Horse Powders"
rpilB BEST POWDEB8 in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not onlyprevent, but will Curedlseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well an the best Horse
1 owders in use. Trythein. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Mobtimbh, New
Uloonilleld, Pa. 33Stf
WHOLESALE
Jitauary 1, 1809.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
with
Meiashil! Cc ('hatudSer,
DliALEHS IN
Tobacco, Seym's, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STBEET,
l'lIir.ADKI.l'IlIA, JA.
S-A full Stock or the Celebrated Mositou Nv.
VY, always on hand. t w, j 10
W. B. IV3ETCALFE,
WITH
James Jlusscl & Co.,
Wholesale Dealehs in
Tobacco and Cigars,
Xo. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Roish. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Comms.SMiosi 2tIei'ehanS,
Ami Wliolesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
T08ACC08t &Z.
No. V.'j North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch.)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
10 lit f
A. B. Cunningham. J. H.Lcwars. J.S.Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleiln & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PIIIIiAEEI,PIiIA.
32310
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. P. KSKiEIT & IlltO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
F I 8H,
Clieese
' AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenue,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ueddcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
S. It. TAYIiOlI,
wiTn
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Kanck.
ATWOOD, RANCH & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
F I S I ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
8406m PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
Ko. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
f The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain ami Wool,
a H)wclulty.
- Pleas send for Otrcalar. 4 yu
11 uji or. 0 U S ITEMS.
fa?-How to keep yourself dry lli.t
i'reely of' red herrings and salt beef, and
don't drink.
3?" A farmer who was wliipjpiu two
'f hi oldest boys, v. as asked what li'o v:is
doirio', " Thrashing wild oats was the re-
ibr-
IiiT A little boy's idea of theoln;:y
" 1 don't see how the devil came to turn
out ho, when there was no other devil to
put him up to it."
fr-.y-Tho only mention of paper money
in tiio ',il)lo is in the passage where it
says that tho dove brought" the green
buck to Noah.
B-Sf A servant girl asked her inistresi
the other evening for the loan of her
while muslin dress to wear to a party,
modestly remarking, ' I dislike to ask
you for it, borrowed clothes never fit me
as well as my own."
A clever mot is attributed to the
1'i ince Imperial. When asked why peo
ple always said, "Bravo as a sword." and
never " Bravo as a cannon?" he replied:
" Because a cannon always recoils when
it is fired."
57" A green academy student, being
required to write a composition in his
regular course of study commenced thus :
't is rather difficult and pretty near im
possible to communicate to others those
ideas whereof wo ourselves are net
possessd."
ra"Ua," said a little girl to her
mother, -'do the gentleman want to get
married bad as tho ladies do?" ,; My dear,
what are you talking about ?" Why,'
ma, the ladies who come hero always talk
ing about getting married the gentlemen
don't."
f" Is there no way of stopping tho
murderous style of singing which exe
cutes some of our best hymns, or rather
garrotes them, in the following style:
" The ye-he he-he-hear of Jew-Billy, of
Jew-Billy, Jew-ew-ew-cw-Billy-ey-cy, Je-
cw-ew-jjii-ie-ne-iie is come :
Cfrjy" An Indianapolis German had oc
casion recently to burv a laro wile, nml
so squabbled with the sextou about the
tee. uat lsli not a pig grafe, " said the
disconsolate husband. " Not a big rave,"
indignantly responded tho sexton," why
hang it, that's a cellar."
jOO?" The following copy of the will
of a Spitalfiolds weaver has been filed in
Doctor's Commons :
"As to all my worldly goods I having
store, I leave to my dear wife and hers
for ever more ; '
I freely give; no limit fix
This is my will, and she executrix."
B That was thoughtful economy of
the Irishman in the pit of the Dublin
theatre, who, seeing some people about
to throw an obstreperous follow in the
gallery, over the railing, and being much
exasperated by the bad orchestra, cried
out loudly, ' Don't waste him ; kill a fid
dler with him.'
tixff A country cobbler reeently visited
one of the large shoe manufactories in
Boston, and for the first time in his life
he saw shoes made bv machine. Wlmt
f J
do you think of that?" asked the foreman
as tne astonished cobbler stood breathless
with his hand thrust deep into his pock
ets, cazins at the wonder-worki mr mu
ch in e before him. " It beats awl," was
tne laconic and significant reply.
S There was some years ago a trial
for murder in Ireland, where the evidence
was so palpably insufficient that the judge
8toppedtho case and directed the jury to
render a verdict of "not guilty." A
well-known lawyer, who desired, however
to do something for the feo he had re
ceived for tho defense, claimed the priv
ilege of addressing fho Court. " We'll
hear you with pleasure, Mr. B.," said the
judge, "but to prevent accidents we'll
first acquit the prisoner."
BQy The late Jeremiah Mason was
once engaged in a famous murder trial in
which some good Methodist brethren
were concerned. One morning when
court opened, an over-zealous friend of
his client came to him, and in a solemn
whisper said : " Mr. Mason, Mr. Mason,
I had a vision last night. Gabriel ap
peared unto me and told me brother A.
was innocent. No mistake about it."
" Very well," said the man of law, not so
much as lifting his head from tho table
on which he was writing. " Very well,
better have Gabriel subpoenaed immedi-.
ately."