fmmmm,'mmml''m''mHm'mlmmml' - mm.m,mlmm--- : I i l)c imcs, Hew Bloomfklb, $0. 7 FhiliMlclpuia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, ISooSt'siiIieiVi mill Mimilonerri, 11LAXK HOOK MANUFACTURERS, Ami Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WAX.K. PAFEK, No. 430, Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGAIttlE & CO., Wholesale Dealers la Paper, JL-fcai;, &c, Nos. 31, 32, ami 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 09, I'iijx'r any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made to order, at short notiee. KJly4i ft SOWEIt, BARNES & l'OTTS, l$oke3iCL,.i & Stationers, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPEi; Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. B- Publishers or Sanders' New Headers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Hubert's History of lint ITnifu.1 Cl-.t.., l.'H.i',. i.,n:.... at u. . J Always ou hand, and made to Order. 31t ILOCHOfAWS VpiHH FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Aunold's, IX. mill Is sold at inueh less price. Tho money -;" nu iy niTO iMIJillg 11, 11 n UOUS 1101 prove entirely satisfactory. ttJUFor saie by F. Mortimer, New Illoomlleld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. Glass and Queen-aware. A. L. Kaub J. E. Fkeymuie. KAU1S & FItYMIItE, ImI'OUTCHS AND JOBBEIiS OP C ll i 11 SI , O lll8 8 AND QUEENSWA11E, 301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Baee, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 0. ly 10 MISCELLANEOUS. rUMPS ! PCMPS ! FOB PUKE WATEB, USE THE CELEMUTED CUCUMBER PUMP Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tlrely tasteless, (ftimWe and rellalHe; the good old-fashioned wooden pump, made by machinery, and therefore perfect and accurate in all its parts, raising an equal amount of water, and costing less than half the money. Easily arranged so as to be non freezing, and iu construction sosim ple that any one can mit it up and keep it in repair. After thorough trial it is acknowledged tho Best and Cheapest. f iitft'- I UHAULES u. DLATCHLEY, ii t'l" ' Manupactuheh. &. Olllee and Ware-room, .Nos. 624 and 62rt FlllHrt Street. u 6ni81 PHILADELPHIA, PA. a-Those Pumps can be ordered of the Manu. facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Blooiutleld. K 8 T E Y S Cottfij-o Organs, GltEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches lid HlllldllV School. Drimna niul Mil,wlwini for Hal on monthly Instalment. K. 11. ltlUJCK. 141 tf No. IS North Sve nth St., PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. Jolm Lucas & Co., Sole and THE ONJjY JlANUFAClTltEKS OK THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White JLea;! isnal Color MA yCFA (J TV HERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale D r u g g i st s AND DEALEBS IN Patent Medicines, 110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A J''1''1' STOCK of everthing eonneeted wit Ii the business, of tho best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. SAVES K.A1S01K ! SaveH Tinae ! SAVES MOIVEY! AINUIG1IT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the best in use. With tills Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and tho saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. 3-For sale by nil Oroccrs, and by F. Mortimer, New Dloomtleld, Pa. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold ! rjWIS a wiuvt everybody who has used it says of NESMITII'S LINIHIEXT. For llheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief and ellect a permanent cure In a short time. It Is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, ltruises and Burns, and not only cIvIiik prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any scar. Allwholiave tried it, say no family should be wltnout It, for It Is worth its weight in . Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317 &. For sale by F. Mortimer & Co. JiEXXSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STBEET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOB ALL UPHOLSTEBY PUBPOSES. It Is cheaper than fkathkkh or iiaib, and much siqierior, being the lightest softest and most elastic material known FOB MATT BESSES. PILLOWS, CAEBIAGE, , , CAB, AND CHAIB CUSHIONS. It Is Indestructablo.frce from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is uiiequaled.as if soiled It is easily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Person are requested to examine the Cushion Sjionye at the ojjlue othe comimny, Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STBEET, Hardware, tCc. LLOFD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,: f WHOLESALE hardware house, N. KM Market Street. Philadelphia. Philadelphia A dverliscmcnts. DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS John Shuliner, Jr. 1'. S. Zlcgler. Then. Kumcl SHAFFNEIl, ZIEGLEI! & CO., Successors to KHAFFNHB, ZIEOLKB & CO., Importers and Dealers In ISosgery, WZoves, fiESWJJi'Mtlei'M, THE E A D S, O O M H S', and every variety of TRIMMINGS AM) FANCY GOODS, No. 3(5, North Fourth Street, PHI LAD EL PHI A , PA . Agents for Lancasier Combs. BARCRQFT & GO, Importers antl Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcrcs, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, occ., Nos. 10-5 and 407 M AHKET 8THEET, ( Abovo Fourth, North Side,) E'liaiudeiphiH. Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. F.D.Miller. T. Biekert. C. II. Miller. MILLER, RICKEItT & CO., SUCCE&OUS TO UBAYKILL & NEWCOMEK, Manufacturers and AVholesale Dealers In HATS, CAPS, FURS, STflA1V-OOIS, &c, Wo. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly 10 W. F. KOIBLEK, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AMD Str sx v - O o o 1 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 523 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JBADBUBY'8 AND OTHER P I A X O S . laylor ttirley's and E. P. Keedham Son's ORGANS AND MELODEONS. 1K.V. O. FISCHER, General Wltolesale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, - 42 6"'- PHILADELPHIA "The Eed Horse Powders" rpilB BEST POWDEB8 in the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not onlyprevent, but will Curedlseases, and are the Cheapest, as well an the best Horse 1 owders in use. Trythein. For sale by Stores and Druggists generally, and by F. Mobtimbh, New Uloonilleld, Pa. 33Stf WHOLESALE Jitauary 1, 1809. Philadelphia Advertisements. TOBACCO SECARS &C. with Meiashil! Cc ('hatudSer, DliALEHS IN Tobacco, Seym's, &c, No. 222 MARKET STBEET, l'lIir.ADKI.l'IlIA, JA. S-A full Stock or the Celebrated Mositou Nv. VY, always on hand. t w, j 10 W. B. IV3ETCALFE, WITH James Jlusscl & Co., Wholesale Dealehs in Tobacco and Cigars, Xo. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y Thomas Roish. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Comms.SMiosi 2tIei'ehanS, Ami Wliolesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED T08ACC08t &Z. No. V.'j North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch.) PHILADELPHIA, PA. 10 lit f A. B. Cunningham. J. H.Lcwars. J.S.Gleim. Cunningham, Gleiln & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PIIIIiAEEI,PIiIA. 32310 CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. . P. KSKiEIT & IlltO'S, Wholesale Dealers in F I 8H, Clieese ' AND Provisions, 114 South Delaware Avenue, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Ueddcs & Co's Canned Fruits. S. It. TAYIiOlI, wiTn WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Kanck. ATWOOD, RANCH & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt F I S I , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 8406m PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Grocers, AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS Ko. 120 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. f The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain ami Wool, a H)wclulty. - Pleas send for Otrcalar. 4 yu 11 uji or. 0 U S ITEMS. fa?-How to keep yourself dry lli.t i'reely of' red herrings and salt beef, and don't drink. 3?" A farmer who was wliipjpiu two 'f hi oldest boys, v. as asked what li'o v:is doirio', " Thrashing wild oats was the re- ibr- IiiT A little boy's idea of theoln;:y " 1 don't see how the devil came to turn out ho, when there was no other devil to put him up to it." fr-.y-Tho only mention of paper money in tiio ',il)lo is in the passage where it says that tho dove brought" the green buck to Noah. B-Sf A servant girl asked her inistresi the other evening for the loan of her while muslin dress to wear to a party, modestly remarking, ' I dislike to ask you for it, borrowed clothes never fit me as well as my own." A clever mot is attributed to the 1'i ince Imperial. When asked why peo ple always said, "Bravo as a sword." and never " Bravo as a cannon?" he replied: " Because a cannon always recoils when it is fired." 57" A green academy student, being required to write a composition in his regular course of study commenced thus : 't is rather difficult and pretty near im possible to communicate to others those ideas whereof wo ourselves are net possessd." ra"Ua," said a little girl to her mother, -'do the gentleman want to get married bad as tho ladies do?" ,; My dear, what are you talking about ?" Why,' ma, the ladies who come hero always talk ing about getting married the gentlemen don't." f" Is there no way of stopping tho murderous style of singing which exe cutes some of our best hymns, or rather garrotes them, in the following style: " The ye-he he-he-hear of Jew-Billy, of Jew-Billy, Jew-ew-ew-cw-Billy-ey-cy, Je- cw-ew-jjii-ie-ne-iie is come : Cfrjy" An Indianapolis German had oc casion recently to burv a laro wile, nml so squabbled with the sextou about the tee. uat lsli not a pig grafe, " said the disconsolate husband. " Not a big rave," indignantly responded tho sexton," why hang it, that's a cellar." jOO?" The following copy of the will of a Spitalfiolds weaver has been filed in Doctor's Commons : "As to all my worldly goods I having store, I leave to my dear wife and hers for ever more ; ' I freely give; no limit fix This is my will, and she executrix." B That was thoughtful economy of the Irishman in the pit of the Dublin theatre, who, seeing some people about to throw an obstreperous follow in the gallery, over the railing, and being much exasperated by the bad orchestra, cried out loudly, ' Don't waste him ; kill a fid dler with him.' tixff A country cobbler reeently visited one of the large shoe manufactories in Boston, and for the first time in his life he saw shoes made bv machine. Wlmt f J do you think of that?" asked the foreman as tne astonished cobbler stood breathless with his hand thrust deep into his pock ets, cazins at the wonder-worki mr mu ch in e before him. " It beats awl," was tne laconic and significant reply. S There was some years ago a trial for murder in Ireland, where the evidence was so palpably insufficient that the judge 8toppedtho case and directed the jury to render a verdict of "not guilty." A well-known lawyer, who desired, however to do something for the feo he had re ceived for tho defense, claimed the priv ilege of addressing fho Court. " We'll hear you with pleasure, Mr. B.," said the judge, "but to prevent accidents we'll first acquit the prisoner." BQy The late Jeremiah Mason was once engaged in a famous murder trial in which some good Methodist brethren were concerned. One morning when court opened, an over-zealous friend of his client came to him, and in a solemn whisper said : " Mr. Mason, Mr. Mason, I had a vision last night. Gabriel ap peared unto me and told me brother A. was innocent. No mistake about it." " Very well," said the man of law, not so much as lifting his head from tho table on which he was writing. " Very well, better have Gabriel subpoenaed immedi-. ately."