The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, September 13, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MAN UFA CTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL 1MPEB,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Paper, Sco.,
Nos. 30, 32, ami 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
l4. I'iiiw any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
ulo to order, at short notice. lOlyll
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
iSookscIlcrs & .Stationers,
And Dealers tn
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
3. Publishers ol Sanders' New Headers, and
lirooks Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
lie United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &a.
KLAJfK BOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
Writing- JFlnid !'
rUIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
... anu is sold at niueli less iirice. Tim
ill Do reriUHletlto tho.se buying itf if it does not
tJUFor safe by F. Mortimer, New Bloomllcld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street.
031 Plillnili'lnlilii
Glass and Queensware.
L KAUB J. E. FnETMIBE.
KAUI5 & FKYUIIKE,
ISIPOIITEKS AND JODBEUS OP
3 li i n vl , Gr 1 ;i s s
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
)1 and 303, Cherry St., between ArcU & Kace,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted
ickages. 3. 9. iy 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
ruairs !
ruiurs !
FOB PURE WATER, USE
THE CELEDKATED
CUCUMBISK POIP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tlrely tastelem, durable and rellalAe ;
the good old-faslii((ned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate In all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and costing less than half the money.
Easily arranged so as to bo 11011
freezliig, and in construction sosim
ple that any one can put it up anl
keep it in repair. After thorough
trial It Is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES G. BLATCHLEY,
Manukactuueh.
i. Olllce and Ware-room,
Nos. m and 020 Filbert Street,
. 6II161 1H1I.A1)KT.1HIA. 1A
"" Those Pumps can be ordered of the Maim-
uirer, or Mortimer 61 Co., New ttlooinlleld. .
ESTEY'N
(HEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
sale on iimntiiiy instalments.
Ji. JU. KIUU li,
No. 18 North Seventh St..
Pltf PHILADELPHIA.
!.: .'rp
Mi
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OP THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREE'N,
Also, Puro
White Lead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, HI and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthing connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
.low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler in
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES LABOK !
Saves Time !
SAVES JBOXfllY!
yyAINHIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in uso. With this Soap
washing may bedono with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
B,For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Uloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rruiIS is what everybody who lias used It says of
XESJfllTirS
For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief
and effect a permanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Hums, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All wholiave tried it, say no family
Hhyuld be without it, for it is worth its Weight in
. Try a bottle of it ! No cure, No Pay. 317
2- For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STKEET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOK ALL UPHOLSTERY PUltPOSES.
It Is cheaper than PRATiiEits or hath, and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOIt MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
T. , . CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It is lndestriictable.f ree from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is unequaled,as if soiled it is easily
cleaned. '
IT DOES NOT PACE
And is entirely free from Moth
Persons are requested to examine the Cushion
Sponye at the ojllceafthe company,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Hardware, Ac.
LLOl'D, SUrPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. C25 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shaftner, Jr. E. S. Zlcgler. Theo. Rumel
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER&C0.,
Successors to
8HAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
Gloves,
Itibbons,
Suspenders,
TUBE ADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BANCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
V. D. Miller. T. Rickert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
8UCCESSOKS TO
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STKAW-G OO JS, &c.,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. MOH1LEIS,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
S tr;i w - Cr oods(
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
' II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
623 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADBURY'S AND OTHER
PIAJfOS.
laylor & Farley's unit E. P. Need ham A Son'
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA
" The Red Horse Powders"
T
HE BEST POWDERS ill the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not onlyprevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders In use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Lmld!pStfft',d by V- M01'IMB. 'w
GROCERS
January 1, 1869.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill & Chandler,
DEALERS IN
Tobacco, Scffars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
-A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
ty, always 011 hand. 4 32 lylo
W. B. METCALFE,
VITII
James Mussel tfc Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
S- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 22 ly
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & KCcCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SEGABSt &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
lontf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S. Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
32310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. P. KNIGHT & ISllO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH
Choeso
AND
X'x-o'visioiis,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ueddes & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. 15. TAYLOIt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. ATWOOD.
Isaac W. Ranck,
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
F I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
8 40 6m PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 AHCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
a ieda!ty8ale 01 Egg8' 8e0dS Gral" a"d Wo0,,
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
B A lien "is not immortal, mul vet
her son never sets.
JCST The man who was bent on mntvi.
mony, straightened up afterwards.
JB Poor pics, thev are doctored the,
wrong way round first killed and cured
aiterwards.
US?" Some cirls nro lileo old lnnsVota
they uso a good deal of powder but wont
.... c it
go on.
J0Q?" What's the ilitTernnnn lwtwnnn n
chilly man and a hot dog ? One wears a
coat and the other pants.
An Irishman who was drinking
the health of a Bishop, gavo this toast
may yer riverence live to ate the ould
en that crows over yer grave."
JUST A book-kccner in a leading mpr.
cautile house has been discharged on ac
count of short-sightedness, lie rubbed
out with his nose what he wrote with his
pen.
ST" In manv country churches Mirmio-li.
out the this country, the drought is hav.
ing one very serious effect the sermons
are arier tnan ever.
t& Why arc temperance men a hand
of robbers? Because thev rnh ihn nnnr.
house of its inmates, and crime of its vic
tims.
JGSylf I had four armies to diviil
equally between us three boys, how would
I do it without cutting any 't There would
be two for you two, and two for me, too.
JBSf What should farmers do for cer
tain parts of the alphabet? Sow their
P's, keep their U's warm, hive their B's,
shoot their J's, feed their N's, be Y's,
ana take their s.
A veteran related his cxnlnits tn
a crowd of boys, and mentioned having
been in five cnaasremcnts. " Tlmt i
nothing," broke in a little fellow, " my
sister s been engaged eleven times.
" Make way, gentleman," cried a
a fussy office holder to some neonle the
other night at a meeting; "Make way,
we are tno representatives or the peo
ple !" " Mako way yourself," replied a
sturdy member of the throng, " we are
the peoplo themselves."
JKSf A story is told of a jolly fellow,
who resided in Chicago about four years,
and while on an eastern visit was asked
how he liked the water out west. " By
George, Mr. Jones," said ho after a few
moments' reflection, " I never thought to
try it."
JD" An Irishman decapitated a turtle,
and aiterwards was amusing himself by
putting a stick into its mouth, which it
bit with violence. A lady who saw the
proceeding exclaimed, " Why, Patrick, I
thought the turtle was dead." " So he
is, madam, but the craythur's not sinsi
ble of it."
JKQfAn exchange tolls of a young
couplo who went to the city to celebrate
the Fourth in style. Putting up aat'ho
tel, they were served at dinner with "ice
cream for desert. Ilusticus tasted the
cool confection, rolled it from one side of
his mouth to the other, and finally ejacu
lated, " Thunder and lightnin', Mariar,
that's the coldest puddin' I ever ct."
M Jinks and an acquaintance were
on the beach the other day, and heard
the screaming and giggling of some
young ladies who vcre preparing to
bathe in the surf. Jinks' friend asked ,
what occasioned so much noiso in the
bath-house. " Oh," replied Jinks, "its
only belles peeling !"
It would seem that the hot season
extends to remote parts of the country,
as a report comes from Iowa" City that
the catfish come out of tho river and lie
in tho shade and fan themselves with
their tails, while tho dogfish flop out of
the water and follow tho ice-wagons all
around the streets, trying to pick up a
piece of ice. Either this is true, or Iowa
has soino of tho lyingest editors' in tho
world.
CSS- During tho trial of a case in Lou
isville last week, a witness persisted in
testifying to what his wife told him. To
this of courso tho attorney objected, and
it was ruled out by the judgo. He would
proceed again to tell shust how it vas "
when the attorney would sing out, " How
do you know that?" Myvifotold me,"!' "
was tho answer. This was repeated sev
eral tunes. Prcsontly, tho judge becom
ing unablo to contain himself any l6ncr,
" Suppose your wifo was to tell you1 that'-'
tho heavens had fallen,-what 1 'would ' you'"'"1
ttokr ,M,i inks dey vos
r riease seim lor a Circular. 4 i3g