l)c times, Nctu Blooinficlii, Jo. 7 Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MAN UFA CTURERS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL 1MPEB, No. 430, Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Paper, Sco., Nos. 30, 32, ami 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. l4. I'iiiw any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, ulo to order, at short notice. lOlyll SOWER, BARNES & POTTS, iSookscIlcrs & .Stationers, And Dealers tn CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 3. Publishers ol Sanders' New Headers, and lirooks Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of lie United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &a. KLAJfK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t Writing- JFlnid !' rUIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's, ... anu is sold at niueli less iirice. Tim ill Do reriUHletlto tho.se buying itf if it does not tJUFor safe by F. Mortimer, New Bloomllcld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street. 031 Plillnili'lnlilii Glass and Queensware. L KAUB J. E. FnETMIBE. KAUI5 & FKYUIIKE, ISIPOIITEKS AND JODBEUS OP 3 li i n vl , Gr 1 ;i s s AND QUEENSWA11E, )1 and 303, Cherry St., between ArcU & Kace, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted ickages. 3. 9. iy 10 MISCELLANEOUS. ruairs ! ruiurs ! FOB PURE WATER, USE THE CELEDKATED CUCUMBISK POIP Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tlrely tastelem, durable and rellalAe ; the good old-faslii((ned wooden pump, made by machinery, and therefore perfect and accurate In all its parts, raising an equal amount of water, and costing less than half the money. Easily arranged so as to bo 11011 freezliig, and in construction sosim ple that any one can put it up anl keep it in repair. After thorough trial It Is acknowledged the Best and Cheapest. CHARLES G. BLATCHLEY, Manukactuueh. i. Olllce and Ware-room, Nos. m and 020 Filbert Street, . 6II161 1H1I.A1)KT.1HIA. 1A "" Those Pumps can be ordered of the Maim- uirer, or Mortimer 61 Co., New ttlooinlleld. . ESTEY'N (HEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons sale on iimntiiiy instalments. Ji. JU. KIUU li, No. 18 North Seventh St.. Pltf PHILADELPHIA. !.: .'rp Mi Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. John Lucas & Co., Sole and THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS OP THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREE'N, Also, Puro White Lead and Color MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, HI and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthing connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very .low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler in ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. SAVES LABOK ! Saves Time ! SAVES JBOXfllY! yyAINHIGHT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found the best in uso. With this Soap washing may bedono with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. B,For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Uloomlleld, Pa. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold! rruiIS is what everybody who lias used It says of XESJfllTirS For Rheumatic Pains it will give instant relief and effect a permanent cure in a short time. It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, Bruises and Hums, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any scar. All wholiave tried it, say no family Hhyuld be without it, for it is worth its Weight in . Try a bottle of it ! No cure, No Pay. 317 2- For sale by F. Mortimer & Co. PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STKEET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOK ALL UPHOLSTERY PUltPOSES. It Is cheaper than PRATiiEits or hath, and much superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic material known FOIt MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE, T. , . CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. It is lndestriictable.f ree from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is unequaled,as if soiled it is easily cleaned. ' IT DOES NOT PACE And is entirely free from Moth Persons are requested to examine the Cushion Sponye at the ojllceafthe company, Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET, Hardware, Ac. LLOl'D, SUrPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. C25 Market Street, Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS John Shaftner, Jr. E. S. Zlcgler. Theo. Rumel SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER&C0., Successors to 8HAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Itibbons, Suspenders, TUBE ADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BANCROFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. V. D. Miller. T. Rickert. C. II. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., 8UCCESSOKS TO GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER, Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in HATS, CAPS, FURS, STKAW-G OO JS, &c., No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly 10 W. F. MOH1LEIS, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AMD S tr;i w - Cr oods( 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. ' II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 623 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JRADBURY'S AND OTHER PIAJfOS. laylor & Farley's unit E. P. Need ham A Son' ORGANS AND MELODEONS. WM. O. FISCHER, General Wholesale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA " The Red Horse Powders" T HE BEST POWDERS ill the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not onlyprevent, but will Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse Powders In use. Try them. For sale by Stores and Lmld!pStfft',d by V- M01'IMB. 'w GROCERS January 1, 1869. Philadelphia Advertisements. TOBACCO SECARS AC. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Hemphill & Chandler, DEALERS IN Tobacco, Scffars, &c, No. 222 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA. -A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na ty, always 011 hand. 4 32 lylo W. B. METCALFE, VITII James Mussel tfc Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco and Cigars, No. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. S- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 22 ly Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & KCcCONKEY, Commission Merchants, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED TOBACCOS, SEGABSt &C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lontf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S. Gleim. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 32310 GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. . P. KNIGHT & ISllO'S, Wholesale Dealers in FISH Choeso AND X'x-o'visioiis, 114 South Delaware Avenne, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Ueddes & Co's Canned Fruits. 1041tf S. 15. TAYLOIt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. ATWOOD. Isaac W. Ranck, ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt F I S II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 8 40 6m PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Grocers, AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS No. 120 AHCH STREET, Philadelphia. a ieda!ty8ale 01 Egg8' 8e0dS Gral" a"d Wo0,, HUMOROUS ITEMS. B A lien "is not immortal, mul vet her son never sets. JCST The man who was bent on mntvi. mony, straightened up afterwards. JB Poor pics, thev are doctored the, wrong way round first killed and cured aiterwards. US?" Some cirls nro lileo old lnnsVota they uso a good deal of powder but wont .... c it go on. J0Q?" What's the ilitTernnnn lwtwnnn n chilly man and a hot dog ? One wears a coat and the other pants. An Irishman who was drinking the health of a Bishop, gavo this toast may yer riverence live to ate the ould en that crows over yer grave." JUST A book-kccner in a leading mpr. cautile house has been discharged on ac count of short-sightedness, lie rubbed out with his nose what he wrote with his pen. ST" In manv country churches Mirmio-li. out the this country, the drought is hav. ing one very serious effect the sermons are arier tnan ever. t& Why arc temperance men a hand of robbers? Because thev rnh ihn nnnr. house of its inmates, and crime of its vic tims. JGSylf I had four armies to diviil equally between us three boys, how would I do it without cutting any 't There would be two for you two, and two for me, too. JBSf What should farmers do for cer tain parts of the alphabet? Sow their P's, keep their U's warm, hive their B's, shoot their J's, feed their N's, be Y's, ana take their s. A veteran related his cxnlnits tn a crowd of boys, and mentioned having been in five cnaasremcnts. " Tlmt i nothing," broke in a little fellow, " my sister s been engaged eleven times. " Make way, gentleman," cried a a fussy office holder to some neonle the other night at a meeting; "Make way, we are tno representatives or the peo ple !" " Mako way yourself," replied a sturdy member of the throng, " we are the peoplo themselves." JKSf A story is told of a jolly fellow, who resided in Chicago about four years, and while on an eastern visit was asked how he liked the water out west. " By George, Mr. Jones," said ho after a few moments' reflection, " I never thought to try it." JD" An Irishman decapitated a turtle, and aiterwards was amusing himself by putting a stick into its mouth, which it bit with violence. A lady who saw the proceeding exclaimed, " Why, Patrick, I thought the turtle was dead." " So he is, madam, but the craythur's not sinsi ble of it." JKQfAn exchange tolls of a young couplo who went to the city to celebrate the Fourth in style. Putting up aat'ho tel, they were served at dinner with "ice cream for desert. Ilusticus tasted the cool confection, rolled it from one side of his mouth to the other, and finally ejacu lated, " Thunder and lightnin', Mariar, that's the coldest puddin' I ever ct." M Jinks and an acquaintance were on the beach the other day, and heard the screaming and giggling of some young ladies who vcre preparing to bathe in the surf. Jinks' friend asked , what occasioned so much noiso in the bath-house. " Oh," replied Jinks, "its only belles peeling !" It would seem that the hot season extends to remote parts of the country, as a report comes from Iowa" City that the catfish come out of tho river and lie in tho shade and fan themselves with their tails, while tho dogfish flop out of the water and follow tho ice-wagons all around the streets, trying to pick up a piece of ice. Either this is true, or Iowa has soino of tho lyingest editors' in tho world. CSS- During tho trial of a case in Lou isville last week, a witness persisted in testifying to what his wife told him. To this of courso tho attorney objected, and it was ruled out by the judgo. He would proceed again to tell shust how it vas " when the attorney would sing out, " How do you know that?" Myvifotold me,"!' " was tho answer. This was repeated sev eral tunes. Prcsontly, tho judge becom ing unablo to contain himself any l6ncr, " Suppose your wifo was to tell you1 that'-' tho heavens had fallen,-what 1 'would ' you'"'"1 ttokr ,M,i inks dey vos r riease seim lor a Circular. 4 i3g