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BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK HOOK MAN t'FA CTURERS,
And Dealers in
No. 430, Market Street,
81 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES 3IAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Paper, X&ng-s, Scc,
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
ff?. Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. luly41
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Booksellers & .Stationers,
And Dealers in
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
V. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
the Imited States, Eeltou's Outline Maps, &c.
Always on hand, and made to Order. 3lt
Wi-iting- XTluia !
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Aksold's,
and Is sold at niucli less ni-ic.. Tim ni,riJ
will be refunded to those buyiuc it. if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory. 1
3.Kor safe by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld.
MILLER Si ELDER,
430 Market Street,
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. Kaub. j. e. Fretmike.
KAUB & FfiYUBE,
Importers and Jobbers or
S01 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Baco,
EJ" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3, o. ly 10
FOB PUKE WATEK, USE
Made of wild Cucumber wood, cn
the L'ood old-fashioned wooden pump,
V " "J ""-iiiiici j, nun uiereiore
perfect and accurate In all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water.
.,",. ou"B iusm Uian niiu lll0 money,
haslly arranged so as to bo non
freezing, and in construction soslm.
lllfl Llli'LI. fliill An. rit m..t it ....
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' ' VI trial in. ',c'""v .-'"T morougn
il'l hi " "'-"'"vviuuBeu mo
pSBl Best and Cheapest.
lrl-l CHAKLESG. liLATCIILEY.
F- MTir i ' it Manufactuheb.
3 Office and Ware-room,
. , , , Kos- 624 a,ld 6a Filbert Street,
I5 6m6 PHILADELPHIA. PA.
S-These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu.
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"TKEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
vj aim buniiay kciioois. organs and Melodeong
lor saie on mommy instalments.
E. M. BKUC'K,
No. IB North Seventh St.,
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Luca3 & Co.,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Willie 3Lcal and Color
Nos, 111 and 113 North Fourth St.,
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
AND DEALERS IN
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to o3er In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SATES LABOR !
Saves Time I
AIMUGIIT & CO'S
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be dono with half tho labor required
when any other is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif.
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will uso no
ra. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjriHLS 13 what everybody who has used it says of
For Khoumatlc Pains it will give Instant relief
and ellect a permanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy iu the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without It, for It is worth its weight in
t'B- Try a bottle of it I No cure, No Pay. 317
J For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOB ALL UPUOLSTEBY PUBFOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or iiaiii, and much
superior, being tho lightest softest and most clastic
FOB MATTEESSE3. PILLOWS, CABEIAGE,
CAB. AND CHAIB CUSHIONS.
It Is lndestructablo,f rue from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is unequaled,as if soiled it iscasily
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely froe from Moth
Persons are requested to examine the Cushion
tsponya at ine oytce oj tne company,
Feb 8tf J -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STBEET,
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
No. C25 Market Street,
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shallner, Jr. E. 8. Zieglcr. Thco. Humcl
SILVFFNEE, ZILGIER & CO.,
SIIAFFNEH, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
THEE ADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
Agentsfor Lancaster Combs.
BAHCHOFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and d07 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller. T. Rickert. C. H. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, EURS,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
4 11 ly 10
W. F. K'OIEIiEIt,
Hats, Caps, Furs,
& t ! VL W - . 3r O O d S3
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
BOOT AND SHOE
C23 Market St. and G14 Commerco Street,
jgltADBURY'S AND OTHER
laylor & Parley's and E. P. Needham & Son's
OEC-ANS AND 1IEL0DS0NS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General tvholcsale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Gin. PHILADELPHIA
"The Hed Horsa Powders"
HE BEST TOWDERS In the yorld for
and are tho Cheapest, as well as tho best liorse'
Powders in use. Trv them, l'nr salhvKt,ir,win,i
Thftv wilt nftft nnlunrflvnitf hnf will Pm.A.ltanrtDna
DruKKists generally, and by F. Mohtimbh, New
lilooiniield. Fa. 33611
1 T If 1 1 E B'f ?t
January 1, 1SG9.
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
Hemphill & Cliniicller,
Tobacco, Segars, &c.f
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
3 A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na.
VT, always on hand. 1 32 lylo
W. B. METCALFE,
James llnsscl A Co.,
Wholesale Dealers is
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
3 Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. . A. J. McCoseey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACT URED
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesals Dealebs 12)
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. I KNIGHT & BISO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
114 South Delaware Avcnnc,
Below Chcstnnt St.,
Collins, Gcddes & Co'9 Canned Fruits.
S. B. TATI.OR,
WAINWMGHT & CO.
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
W. A. ATWOOD.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
F I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Iiaee Street,
3 40 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
No. 120 AKCn STREET,
fcy The salo of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
Mir l'leaso send for a Circular. 4 1;
tkj A Western editor console J a man
who complained that justice had not
een aone mm, Dy tho remark that it was
very lucky for hiin."
SSST" A lover beinR requested bv his
weet heart to get a pair of shoes in the
city, inquired by note if she wanted them
liound or Square load, to which she
answered, " Kneithcr but Pecked."
TS?f A trarolpr rflntinrr ht nilranin.no
- q - vu IU1 l J
told tho company that he and his servant
iuuu uuy wim liraos run, wmcu, start-
nr them, ho nhsnrvpil tVi.it tlinro nrnti nn
great merit in that, " for'" said he, " we
1 .1 r .
rau, uuu nicy ran alter us.
JGsS2 In Nevada a contemDlntivc Diir-
jrer Indian sat watching a party of base
ball players, who seemed to him to bo
working very hard. Turning to one of
tiiem, no asked : " How much vou set
JKET A precocious boy in a publio
chool out West, who stands hitrh in
geography, was recently' asked by his
teacner where Alnca was located. lie
promptly answered, " all over the United
Two Quaker cirl3 were ironinsr on
tho same table. One asked the other
what she would take, the right or left.
She answered very promptly, " It will bo
right for mo to take tho left, then it will
be left for thee to take the right."
" Man proposes, but God disposes
said a pious aunt to her over-confident
niece. "Let a man propose to me if he
dare," was the response, " and I will dis
pose of him according to my own views
as lie suits me.
Faith," said Pat, a3he was co-
ing along the street with a bag of cheese,
"if anybody will tell mo how many
cheeses I have in my bag, I'll give him
the whole- three." " I guess you have
tnree, said a lankee. "Take them,"
said Pat, " and may the devil maul the
soul ov him wat tould yees."
IS?" A practical joker in Providence,
It. I., the other day engaged and paid
five hand-organists to play one hour be-
tore the door ot a nervous butcher. They
did it, despite tho offer of the butcher
to pay them 81 each to go away, and
against all his entreaties and threats.
Each organ played a different tune, and
the combination was Something terrific.
127 The chairman of an Iowa vigilencc
committee, who was instructed to duck
an obnoxious citizen, thus reported to
his constituents : " We took the thief
down to the river, made a hole in the ice,
and proceeded to duck him : but he slip
ped through our hands'and hid under the
ice. All our efforts to entice him to come
out failed, and he has now retained his
advantage some hours."
1ST " Du They." A wager was laid
that it was a Yankee peculiarity to ans
wer one question by another. To sus
tain the assertion a down Easter was in
terogated. " I want you," said the bet
ter " to give mo a straight forward an
swer to a plain question."
" I kin do it mister," said the Yankee.
" Then why is it New Englandcrs al
ways answer a question by asking one ?"
" Du they V was Jonathan's reply V
JKS0" " Man wants but little here below
nor wants that little long," is a libel;
man want.s everything ho can see, or here
ov, and never is willing to let go of hia
grab. Whenever yu find a man who is
thoroughly satisfied with what he has got
yu will find cither an ideot, or one who
haz tried hard to git some more and
couldn't do it. The older a man grows,
the more wantful he becomes, az hiz hold
on life slackens, hiz pinch on a dollar
tS3" A lawyer once came into court
drunk, when the judge said to him :
" Sir, I am sorry to 6oo you in a situa
tion which is a disgrace to yourself and
family, tho court, and the profession to
which you belong."
Thi3 reproof elicited the foilowing
" Did your henor speak to me ?"
" I did, sir. I said, sir, that in my
opinion, you disgrace yourself and family
the court, and the profession, by your
courso of conduct."
" May i-i-it please your honor, I havt
been an attorney in-in-in "this-court for
fifteen years; and permit to Bay, your
honor, that this is the first Correct opinion
I ever knew you to give !"