The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, August 30, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS &. STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooltsclleivi and Stationer,
J1LASIC HOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
- AND
No. 430, Market Street,
31
PHILADELPHIA, 1'A.
CJLUILES MAOAUOE & CO.,
Wholesalo Dealers In
Piipcr, JLii-ss,
Nos. 30, 32, ami 34, Spilth Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
ta. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. Iuly41
SOWER, liARXES & POTTS,
Booksellers & Stationer,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
Wall-papers,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
TKS. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, ltobert's History of
the United States, Eelton's Outline Maps, &e.
i; I, AX It HOOItS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
Writing- Ilnia !
mHIS FLUID is warranted KOITAT. tn AiiNm.n'a
L and is sold at much less price. The money
will he refunded to those buying it, if it does not
jirovB entirely sausiaciory.
tt3-For sale by J?. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Solo Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Class and Queensware.
A. L. Kaub. ; J. E. Fkevmiub.
KALIS & FJtYMIltE,
IMPOIITEIIS AND JOBllEllS OJT
China, O- las
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
SOI and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
HIT" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted
Packages. La. y. ly io
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS !
PUMPS I
FOK TITHE WATEll, USE
THE CELE11KATED
CUCUMISIUl PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, eii.
tlrely tasteless, durable, and reliable, j
the mood old-fashioned wooden mimn
C,l , wj made by maehinery, and Ihercl'ort)
m Wrm P"fect and accurate in all Its parts,
:'MA 'aisini? an eiiial amount of water,
n i"' -rJ tl il11 11 ,s ackiwwIcdKed the
Best and Cheapest;
I K7 9 CHAKLES G. BLATCHI.EY.
M . ....... .
8- Office and Ware-room, .
Nos. 62i and 62t Filbert Street,
4 15 OmO .PHILADELPHIA, FA.
These timis can be ordered of the Manu.
uvmrer, or r. juortinier & to., kow moomncld.
0 EHLEY'S.
Oottng;o OrgniiSj
GKEA.T INDUCEMENTS ottered to Churches
end Sunday Schools. Orleans andMoludeons
for salt on monthly Instalments.
K. M. 11UICE,
No. 18 North Seventh St.,
Wtt PHILADELPHIA. '
11
1mmmJ;A ",s"k icssiiian nan me money.
IfcTlKWi K,lMily anaiiKcd so as to be mm.
i yvS freezing, and In construction sosim.
ft; :vTOi3 P'o that an one can put Uv ami
1 UJ:. liJii'l.B keen it in re.imlr. Afler tlioroiii.li
hi a
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
Tin: only
JIANUFACTUKEUS
OP THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White Lead and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 111 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
"Wholesale Druggists
AKD DEALERS IS
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of cvcrthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, witli a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES L.A1SOII !
Saves Time !
SAVES MONEY!
AIXKIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clot hen is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
other.
9- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New liloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjTUIIS Is what everybody who has used it says of
NESJIITirS MXIMKXT.
For niieumatle Pains it will give instant relief
and ellecta permanent cure in a short lime.
It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Hruises and Hums, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but. heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, sav no family
should be without It, for His worth 'its weight in
gold.
. Try a bottle of It ! No euro, No Pay. 317
tJa For sale at F. Mortimer's.
JEXH8YLVAXIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT ST11EET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPGNCE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOll ALL UPllOLSTEltY PUltPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathekh or haul ami nnicii
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
nuiicuai Known
FOIt MATTltESSES. PILLOWS, CAKEIACE,
CATt. AND CIIAlIt riTKIITANK
Itlslndesti uclalile.free from dust, perfectly clean
nnd for the sick is uuequalod.as if soiled it iseasily
iieuucu,
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Persons are requested to examine the Cushion
Sponye at the ojjlce of the company,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT 6TKEET,
Hardware, Cc,
LLOID, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No, C25 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John ShalTncr, Jr. 15. S. Zlegler. Thco. Kumel
SHAITNEK, ZIKGLEB & C-,
Successors to
SIIAFFNEJtt, ZIEGLEH & CO.,
Importers nnd Dealers in
Hosiery,
(loves,
ISibhons,
.Suspenders,
T HE E A D S , COM B S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
ADFANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Hoots, .Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. V. Miller. T. Rickert. C. H. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SCCCESSORS TO
GRAYBILL Si NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STRAW-GOODS, Ac.,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOIILEK,
JOBBER IN
Ilats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Straw - CS- o o 1 s f
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WUOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and GU Commerce Stroet,.'
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJUADBUKY'S AND OTHER
piisroN.
laylor & Farley's and E. P. A'cedham Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
lr.U O. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Anent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 i'i Cm. PHILADELPHIA
. " The Eed Horse Powders"
FJ11IK BEST POWDERS In tho World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OK POULTRY.
They will not only prevented will Cure diseases,
and are the Ohtaoest, as well as the best Horse
J owders in use. Try them. 1 -or sale by Sloiesand
JirunulstsKi'iierallv, and by F. Mohtimku, .Now
Bloomlleld, Pa. itt5tf
WHOLESALE
fZ GROCERS
January 1, 1SG9.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill V Chandler,
.DEALERS IX
Tobacco, Scyars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
S- A full Stork of the Celebrated Monitor. Na
vv, always on hand. 4 Si lyiu
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James lliisscl & Co.,
9
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
Xo. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
S Aficnts for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesalo Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACT URED
TOBACCOS, SEGARS, SC.
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
lWltf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
"Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Sogars, &c,
NO." 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
33310
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. P. KXIGIIT & BUG'S,
Wholesale Pealcrs in
FISH,
Cheese
AND
Xioviions,
114 South Delaware Avennc,
Below Chcstnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Gcddes & Co's Canned Fruits.
S. IS. TAYI.OJ6,
WITU
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North Hast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
V. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch..
ATWOOD, ItANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
FIS II ,
No. 210 North AVharvcs, above Race Street,
3 40 OmO PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale CJroeers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Gralu and Wool,
a specialty.
44 l'luase scud for a Circular. 4 J38
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
JJosh Hillings says: "Hunting
after fame h like hunting after flens
hard to ketch, and sure to make you" 6n
casy if you do or don't keteh him."
V
After a wedding it was formerly a
custom to dvink honey, dissolved in wa-
ier, ior imiiy uays a moon s age.
Hence tho origin of honcy-moon.
CGT" An Irish school-master wrote the
following copy for one of his pupils :
" Idleness covercth a man with naked
ness." BfSS" The worst yet : An exchange got
off the following horrible conundrum :
" Why is an empty champagne bottle like
an orphan H Lecausc it has lost its pop.
fla? A Troy Dutchman, in trying to
reach the ferry boat, fell in the water.
His first exclamation on being hauled out
was, " Mine Gott, let's have a pridge 1"
J5"A disrcputablo scamp describes
his deceased uncle as " a greedy old pig."
Being asked why he so spoke of him, he
said, " because ho left me nothing in his
(s) Willi"
BQT Mrs. Itugg, a widow, having
taken a Mr. Price for a second husband,
and being asked how she liked the change,
replied, " Oh, I have got rid of my old
ltugg for a good Price I"
BSyMrs. Partington hearing them
talk about the strike of tho " Wire Draw
ers" in Massachusetts, said, " Well what
won't people do for fashiou next, it ex
pelled me into wearing Hoop skirts, but
I can't see no use in any body wearing
wire-drawers."
JG " How is your husband, dear ?"
asked one lady of another.
" Oh, he's in a very bad state," was
the reply.
" And, pray what kind of a state is he
in 1" persisted the other.
" In State prison."
" Boss, I want twenty-five cents,"
said a jour-printer recently to his em
ployer. "Twenty-five cenfTs! how soon
do you want it, William ?" " Next Tues
day week." "As soon as that? You.
can't have it, I've told you so often that
when you are in want of any large sum
of money you must give me at least four
weeks' notice."
IS?" The following is reported as an
authentio affair : lie can't vouch for its
truth.
" Married, at Flintstone, by Rev.
WindstoneJ Mr. Nchemiah Sandstone aud
Miss Wilhelmina Whetstone, both of
Limestone." Look out for Brimstouo
next.
J5"A Glasgow merchant, on hh
death-bed, sent 1'or a Free Church clergy
man. Having some foars regarding his
future prospects, he asked the reverend
gentleman :
" Do you think if I were to leave
$10,000 to-the Free Kirk that my soul
would bo saved '(" .
" Well," answered tho cautious minis
ter, " I couldn't just promise you that,
but I think it's an experiment well worth
trying."
J5S5- During tho debate in the Conti
nental Congress on the establishment of.
tho Federal army, a member offered a
resolution providing that it should never
exceed three thousand men j whereupon
Washington moved an amendment, that
no enemy should ever invade the coun
try with a force exceeding two thousand
men. This joke .was a perfect success,
and tho laughter which it excited smoth
ered the resolution.
Rev.. Mr. B passing Deacon
It's premises one evening, was greatly
horrified at hearing that pious official
swearing in tho most accomplished man
ner at his cow, which had kicked, hia
milk-pail into the middle of next week.
Observing his minister looking over tho
fence at him, the deacon said apologeti
cally : " I am really afraid, Mr. B ,
I shall never bo ablo to enjoy religion as
long as I keep that cow."
A Spinster went to a well-known
lawyer and cngagod him to manage a suit
for her, in which she claimed a legacy,
to which her right was disputed. The
suit was lost, and the poor maiden said to
the lawyer:
" How can I ever repay you for all
the time and troublo which you have
taken on my account? , I have nothing
but my heart to give you."
" My clerk takes the fees go to lain,,
an,wered the lawyer gruffly,