l)c imcs, Kctu Bloomftdb, )o. 7 Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS &. STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, ISooltsclleivi and Stationer, J1LASIC HOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS - AND No. 430, Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, 1'A. CJLUILES MAOAUOE & CO., Wholesalo Dealers In Piipcr, JLii-ss, Nos. 30, 32, ami 34, Spilth Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ta. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made to order, at short notice. Iuly41 SOWER, liARXES & POTTS, Booksellers & Stationer, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND Wall-papers, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. TKS. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, ltobert's History of the United States, Eelton's Outline Maps, &e. i; I, AX It HOOItS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t Writing- Ilnia ! mHIS FLUID is warranted KOITAT. tn AiiNm.n'a L and is sold at much less price. The money will he refunded to those buying it, if it does not jirovB entirely sausiaciory. tt3-For sale by J?. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld. MILLER & ELDER, Solo Agents, 430 Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. Class and Queensware. A. L. Kaub. ; J. E. Fkevmiub. KALIS & FJtYMIltE, IMPOIITEIIS AND JOBllEllS OJT China, O- las AND QUEENSWA11E, SOI and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. HIT" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted Packages. La. y. ly io MISCELLANEOUS. PUMPS ! PUMPS I FOK TITHE WATEll, USE THE CELE11KATED CUCUMISIUl PUMP Made of wild Cucumber wood, eii. tlrely tasteless, durable, and reliable, j the mood old-fashioned wooden mimn C,l , wj made by maehinery, and Ihercl'ort) m Wrm P"fect and accurate in all Its parts, :'MA 'aisini? an eiiial amount of water, n i"' -rJ tl il11 11 ,s ackiwwIcdKed the Best and Cheapest; I K7 9 CHAKLES G. BLATCHI.EY. M . ....... . 8- Office and Ware-room, . Nos. 62i and 62t Filbert Street, 4 15 OmO .PHILADELPHIA, FA. These timis can be ordered of the Manu. uvmrer, or r. juortinier & to., kow moomncld. 0 EHLEY'S. Oottng;o OrgniiSj GKEA.T INDUCEMENTS ottered to Churches end Sunday Schools. Orleans andMoludeons for salt on monthly Instalments. K. M. 11UICE, No. 18 North Seventh St., Wtt PHILADELPHIA. ' 11 1mmmJ;A ",s"k icssiiian nan me money. IfcTlKWi K,lMily anaiiKcd so as to be mm. i yvS freezing, and In construction sosim. ft; :vTOi3 P'o that an one can put Uv ami 1 UJ:. liJii'l.B keen it in re.imlr. Afler tlioroiii.li hi a Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. John Lucas & Co., Sole and Tin: only JIANUFACTUKEUS OP THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Puro White Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 111 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, "Wholesale Druggists AKD DEALERS IS Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of cvcrthlng connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, witli a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. SAVES L.A1SOII ! Saves Time ! SAVES MONEY! AIXKIGHT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the best In use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to clot hen is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no other. 9- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New liloomlleld, Pa. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold ! rjTUIIS Is what everybody who has used it says of NESJIITirS MXIMKXT. For niieumatle Pains it will give instant relief and ellecta permanent cure in a short lime. It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, Hruises and Hums, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but. heals without leaving any scar. All who have tried it, sav no family should be without It, for His worth 'its weight in gold. . Try a bottle of It ! No euro, No Pay. 317 tJa For sale at F. Mortimer's. JEXH8YLVAXIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT ST11EET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPGNCE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOll ALL UPllOLSTEltY PUltPOSES. It Is cheaper than feathekh or haul ami nnicii superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic nuiicuai Known FOIt MATTltESSES. PILLOWS, CAKEIACE, CATt. AND CIIAlIt riTKIITANK Itlslndesti uclalile.free from dust, perfectly clean nnd for the sick is uuequalod.as if soiled it iseasily iieuucu, IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Persons are requested to examine the Cushion Sponye at the ojjlce of the company, Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT 6TKEET, Hardware, Cc, LLOID, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No, C25 Market Street, Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS John ShalTncr, Jr. 15. S. Zlegler. Thco. Kumel SHAITNEK, ZIKGLEB & C-, Successors to SIIAFFNEJtt, ZIEGLEH & CO., Importers nnd Dealers in Hosiery, (loves, ISibhons, .Suspenders, T HE E A D S , COM B S, and every variety of TRIMMINGS ADFANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DllY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcrcs, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. Hoots, .Shoes, Hats and Caps. F. V. Miller. T. Rickert. C. H. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., SCCCESSORS TO GRAYBILL Si NEWCOMER, Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In HATS, CAPS, FURS, STRAW-GOODS, Ac., No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly 10 W. F. KOIILEK, JOBBER IN Ilats, Caps, Furs, AND Straw - CS- o o 1 s f 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WUOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and GU Commerce Stroet,.' Philadelphia, Penn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JJUADBUKY'S AND OTHER piisroN. laylor & Farley's and E. P. A'cedham Son's ORGANS AND MELODEONS. lr.U O. FISCHER, General Wholesale Anent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 i'i Cm. PHILADELPHIA . " The Eed Horse Powders" FJ11IK BEST POWDERS In tho World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OK POULTRY. They will not only prevented will Cure diseases, and are the Ohtaoest, as well as the best Horse J owders in use. Try them. 1 -or sale by Sloiesand JirunulstsKi'iierallv, and by F. Mohtimku, .Now Bloomlleld, Pa. itt5tf WHOLESALE fZ GROCERS January 1, 1SG9. Philadelphia Advertisements. TOBACCO SECARS AC. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Hemphill V Chandler, .DEALERS IX Tobacco, Scyars, &c, No. 222 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA. S- A full Stork of the Celebrated Monitor. Na vv, always on hand. 4 Si lyiu W. B. METCALFE, WITH James lliisscl & Co., 9 Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco and Cigars, Xo. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. S Aficnts for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merchants, And Wholesalo Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACT URED TOBACCOS, SEGARS, SC. No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lWltf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Gleim. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., "Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Sogars, &c, NO." 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 33310 CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. C. P. KXIGIIT & BUG'S, Wholesale Pealcrs in FISH, Cheese AND Xioviions, 114 South Delaware Avennc, Below Chcstnnt St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Gcddes & Co's Canned Fruits. S. IS. TAYI.OJ6, WITU WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Hast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa V. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranch.. ATWOOD, ItANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt FIS II , No. 210 North AVharvcs, above Race Street, 3 40 OmO PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale CJroeers, AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS No. 120 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Gralu and Wool, a specialty. 44 l'luase scud for a Circular. 4 J38 HUMOROUS ITEMS. JJosh Hillings says: "Hunting after fame h like hunting after flens hard to ketch, and sure to make you" 6n casy if you do or don't keteh him." V After a wedding it was formerly a custom to dvink honey, dissolved in wa- ier, ior imiiy uays a moon s age. Hence tho origin of honcy-moon. CGT" An Irish school-master wrote the following copy for one of his pupils : " Idleness covercth a man with naked ness." BfSS" The worst yet : An exchange got off the following horrible conundrum : " Why is an empty champagne bottle like an orphan H Lecausc it has lost its pop. fla? A Troy Dutchman, in trying to reach the ferry boat, fell in the water. His first exclamation on being hauled out was, " Mine Gott, let's have a pridge 1" J5"A disrcputablo scamp describes his deceased uncle as " a greedy old pig." Being asked why he so spoke of him, he said, " because ho left me nothing in his (s) Willi" BQT Mrs. Itugg, a widow, having taken a Mr. Price for a second husband, and being asked how she liked the change, replied, " Oh, I have got rid of my old ltugg for a good Price I" BSyMrs. Partington hearing them talk about the strike of tho " Wire Draw ers" in Massachusetts, said, " Well what won't people do for fashiou next, it ex pelled me into wearing Hoop skirts, but I can't see no use in any body wearing wire-drawers." JG " How is your husband, dear ?" asked one lady of another. " Oh, he's in a very bad state," was the reply. " And, pray what kind of a state is he in 1" persisted the other. " In State prison." " Boss, I want twenty-five cents," said a jour-printer recently to his em ployer. "Twenty-five cenfTs! how soon do you want it, William ?" " Next Tues day week." "As soon as that? You. can't have it, I've told you so often that when you are in want of any large sum of money you must give me at least four weeks' notice." IS?" The following is reported as an authentio affair : lie can't vouch for its truth. " Married, at Flintstone, by Rev. WindstoneJ Mr. Nchemiah Sandstone aud Miss Wilhelmina Whetstone, both of Limestone." Look out for Brimstouo next. J5"A Glasgow merchant, on hh death-bed, sent 1'or a Free Church clergy man. Having some foars regarding his future prospects, he asked the reverend gentleman : " Do you think if I were to leave $10,000 to-the Free Kirk that my soul would bo saved '(" . " Well," answered tho cautious minis ter, " I couldn't just promise you that, but I think it's an experiment well worth trying." J5S5- During tho debate in the Conti nental Congress on the establishment of. tho Federal army, a member offered a resolution providing that it should never exceed three thousand men j whereupon Washington moved an amendment, that no enemy should ever invade the coun try with a force exceeding two thousand men. This joke .was a perfect success, and tho laughter which it excited smoth ered the resolution. Rev.. Mr. B passing Deacon It's premises one evening, was greatly horrified at hearing that pious official swearing in tho most accomplished man ner at his cow, which had kicked, hia milk-pail into the middle of next week. Observing his minister looking over tho fence at him, the deacon said apologeti cally : " I am really afraid, Mr. B , I shall never bo ablo to enjoy religion as long as I keep that cow." A Spinster went to a well-known lawyer and cngagod him to manage a suit for her, in which she claimed a legacy, to which her right was disputed. The suit was lost, and the poor maiden said to the lawyer: " How can I ever repay you for all the time and troublo which you have taken on my account? , I have nothing but my heart to give you." " My clerk takes the fees go to lain,, an,wered the lawyer gruffly,